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#37 - I don't get the last bit with the lesbian and the duct tape 03/29/2015 on i cri evrytiem 0
#2 - Chicken did nothing wrong. 03/18/2015 on Meat +13
#33 - Metroid Prime on Gamecube, holy **** , I remember right … 03/18/2015 on Next-Gen Graphics +15
#83 - Her name is Nikki Sims and it's not Spears, they just look very alike 03/18/2015 on zoey101 +5
#67 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2015 on Artemis Fowl: Part 1 +1
#103 - keepyourselfalive Comment deleted by wesergold
#24 - I don't think there was a distinction between sex and gender w…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2015 on babies +11
User avatar #77 - wellimnotsure (03/09/2015) [-]
When the roots of the word gender were created they meant the physical characteristics (dick or pussy) of a sex. When you are born you are born with a gender and it could not be changed (cut off your dick you were still a boy, turn your pussy into a dick your still a girl). The word, like many others throughout history was eventually corrupted and bastardized to fit someones needs. As much as it pains the SJWs out there, you can have all the surgery, therapy and think whatever you like but your sex and gender do not intrinsically change.
#115 - anonymous (03/09/2015) [-]
You may become more like one or other gender in appearance (e.g. hormone treatment, cosmetic surgery etc.) but you are still genetically the gender you were born with.

Even those who are classed "intersex" i.e. hermaphrodites and those with non standard genital development - generally have XX or XY blood, and only part of their body has both or a mix of those chromosomes.

To say less than 99% of babies born are not clearly male or female is wishful thinking from SJW theorists. Not a fact.
#54 - Is this headline a euphemism for breastfeeding? 02/25/2015 on Ew +4
#25 - that sounds a lot like catweazle that tv show from the 70s 02/25/2015 on Avengers 0
#11 - seriously who checks a bottle cap for messages? why would she …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Buried too deep -4
User avatar #17 - raginhardon (02/11/2015) [-]
sobe is known to have thing written under the cap. same with jones soda.
User avatar #13 - alexstraza (02/11/2015) [-]
I just kind of pull the cap off, and as I'm drinking I sometimes catch a glance at the underside of the lid. I usually notice words and curiosity takes over from there... at least thats why I always see the messages
#18 - yep, knowing that lumen doesn't magicaly multiply if you use s…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Home Defense +15
#85 - myjunk (01/21/2015) [-]
Why not?
#54 - anonymous (01/21/2015) [-]
The point of the first comment wasn't that they don't multiply together, it's that in the post he rounded it up to the nearest thousand, the first comment still implies they multiply together if you use multiple lights, so that isn't what he was saying is nerdy, therefore your comment is pointless and dumb
#60 - ddoggdiggity (01/21/2015) [-]
Quit being nerdy seriously quit being butthurt
User avatar #29 - spacehawk (01/21/2015) [-]
Defending a nerd is also nerdy.

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#1 - gerthc (06/25/2013) [-]
Der Witz mit Digimon war jetzt nicht sooo scheiße...
Der Witz mit Digimon war jetzt nicht sooo scheiße...
#2 to #1 - wesergold (06/25/2013) [-]
ich fand ihn gut, nur leider sonst keiner...
User avatar #3 to #2 - gerthc (06/25/2013) [-]
Ja. Liegt wohl an dem Namen Evoli, in Englisch heißt das Mistvieh nämlich Eevee und die meisten hier konnten mit Evoli wohl nichts anfangen.
#4 to #3 - wesergold (06/26/2013) [-]
ja es steht ja sogar dabei, aber im schreibfluss hab ichs voll verpeilt. naja so is das wenn man den hass der englisch-sprachigen community auf sich zieht
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