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wertologist

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Date Signed Up:7/10/2011
Last Login:7/04/2015
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Wertologist or Wert107

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#19 - All these people trying to point out all of Batman's weaknesse… 03/23/2015 on Batman is...Batman +24
#14 - I've used far too many "Hide all" clicks in the past week. 03/22/2015 on Buttons +1
#19 - Pretty sure it wasn't imagination though. I re-watched the ser… 03/22/2015 on Feels next door +3
#33 - When I was in HS there was a sub teacher that helped teach the… 03/21/2015 on I need Meninism because.. 0
#130 - That was Tim Drake. In the original version he shot him with t… 03/19/2015 on fucking really? +1
#82 - I'm fairly certain he is looking at himself. I put my hand beh… 03/19/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#25 - I didn't need a parrot to tell me that. I've seen my cat look …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #69 - ciacheczko (03/19/2015) [-]
It's scientifically proven that cats can't, in fact, understand what their reflection really is.

Established animals that do are orangutans, chimpanzees, gorillas, bottlenose dolphins, elephants, orcas, bonobos, rhesus macaques, european magpies.

Your cat may be looking into it very hard, but there's no chance that he actually sees himself there.
#60 - John Cena (03/19/2015) [-]
only very few animals recognize themselves. seemingly its apes and some other mammals as well as some birds.
source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_test
User avatar #26 - mutantpanda (03/19/2015) [-]
But is he aware that he is looking at himself, or does he think he is looking at another cat that is mirroring his movements? I have seen my cat get into a fight with his own reflection.
User avatar #82 - wertologist (03/19/2015) [-]
I'm fairly certain he is looking at himself. I put my hand behind is head and he saw it in the reflection.
#61 - To be fair the same could be said about Wind Waker. Personally…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on Free Crap Included 0
User avatar #72 - froggets (03/19/2015) [-]
Wind Waker wasn't linear!
I actually enjoyed SS for what it was, it's a great game, just not a great Zelda game
#534 - Most people would be less likely to pull a gun out if multiple… 03/18/2015 on Texas passes open carry! 0
#407 - The problem with that is what will stop people who are intendi…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Texas passes open carry! +1
User avatar #482 - Haentar (03/18/2015) [-]
Alright, well what about criminals who steal people's guns? If they make the first move in a mugging, say by coming up from behind, they can get it fairly easily.

Possible downsides:
-People will be carrying something valuable on their person, with more expensive guns becoming bigger targets.
-Criminal groups such as gangs will have piles more guns and ammunition than before, possibly making them more dangerous.

I'm not sure how valid these cons are, or whether they outweigh the pros, but they seemed worth mentioning.
User avatar #534 - wertologist (03/18/2015) [-]
Most people would be less likely to pull a gun out if multiple people in the area have one. It'd be a really big gamble to try to mug a person if multiple unknown people in the area are armed.
#53 - I think it's funny how she calls us terrorists and then immedi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on They will never... be...... +1
User avatar #67 - estranged (03/17/2015) [-]
Step 1: Have your 7 chuckles. You're entitled to them

Step 2: Ignore the bitch.

Step 3: Hit that right arrow right in the fuckin face, and move on because nothing actually happened, except the fact that you got your 7 chuckles in for the day.
#126 - Tell him the ending of brotherhood wasn't disappointing. Entir… 03/16/2015 on Fullmetal Alchemist Comp +1
#125 - Apparently Brotherhood follows the original manga more closely… 03/16/2015 on Fullmetal Alchemist Comp +1
#124 - If you are asking about where to start with FMA, I would say g… 03/16/2015 on Fullmetal Alchemist Comp 0
#27 - I sure as hell wouldn't want to marry someone who needs top do… 03/16/2015 on He went to Jared's 0
#48 - Is it Disney? Any other details I should know?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Gravity Falls +1
User avatar #49 - godshandshake (03/16/2015) [-]
It's on the disney channel anyway
not that i can think of
#43 - Anything else you can clear up? Plot? point?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Gravity Falls 0
User avatar #51 - sethll (03/16/2015) [-]
The show is a serial mystery series that has a long continuing mystery mixed in with episodic adventrues. Some small things is that dipper and mable are 13 Wendy the girl he is into is 15 and she's like all kids that age are twice his size. The characters have all deep personality that comes out and stays consistent. Good writing. Good Mysteries. Good Jokes.
User avatar #44 - kingarturi (03/15/2015) [-]
yes
#34 - I keep seeing **** about this show and yet I've never s…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Gravity Falls +1
#229 - John Cena (03/16/2015) [-]
Gravity Falls, Adventure Time and Steven Universe are all amazing and I would recommend any of them. This is from an (young) adult who has a job, bills and his own car.
#163 - John Cena (03/16/2015) [-]
it's like a light version of courage the cowardly dog with actual plot.
exhibit A: 05 - The Tooth - Gravity Falls - Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained
User avatar #174 - elbrysobrony (03/16/2015) [-]
Dunno about "Light..." Blood and cannibalism in Gravity Falls
User avatar #46 - godshandshake (03/16/2015) [-]
twins go to their uncles shack to work through the summer
the boy finds a journal that says weird stuff is happening in Gravity Falls and to not trust anyone, weird stuff happens
It's good
watch it
User avatar #48 - wertologist (03/16/2015) [-]
Is it Disney? Any other details I should know?
User avatar #49 - godshandshake (03/16/2015) [-]
It's on the disney channel anyway
not that i can think of
User avatar #39 - kingarturi (03/15/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #43 - wertologist (03/15/2015) [-]
Anything else you can clear up? Plot? point?
User avatar #51 - sethll (03/16/2015) [-]
The show is a serial mystery series that has a long continuing mystery mixed in with episodic adventrues. Some small things is that dipper and mable are 13 Wendy the girl he is into is 15 and she's like all kids that age are twice his size. The characters have all deep personality that comes out and stays consistent. Good writing. Good Mysteries. Good Jokes.
User avatar #44 - kingarturi (03/15/2015) [-]
yes
#12 - That damn eel in Dire Dire Docks made me scared to swim in the… 03/15/2015 on Videogames don't kill... 0
#28 - He dug up her corpse, bruh. 03/15/2015 on showing funnyjunk some... +1
#26 - Loved this movie. I still got the VHS. My parents named me aft… 03/15/2015 on Galaxy Quest +2
#66 - It's not supposed to be high quality art style. It's meant to … 03/15/2015 on Broly is best superhero 0
#118 - The Flash is more than just a speedster. He has multiple skill…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/15/2015 on The Batman Effect +2
#136 - thegamegestapo (03/15/2015) [-]
Mass increases exponentially towards infinity as the object approaches the speed of light. Flash can run faster than light. Therefore, Flash can punch with infinite mass.

The Flash can't just hurt Supes with a punch, he can KO him with one punch. One punch!

Comicexplain, I summon the Flash Facts panel with Wally West explaining why Speedforce is GOAT.
#140 - comicexplain (03/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #260 - thegamegestapo (03/17/2015) [-]
Thanks comicexplain
#117 - The Dark Knight trilogy wasn't very comic accurate. Batman is …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2015 on The Batman Effect +7
User avatar #196 - IamSofaKingdom (03/15/2015) [-]
Bane in the comics was still very strong and actually very smart. He only survived the venom because he kept his body in great condition. He was definitely not just, "hopped up on venom". If that were the case then the Batman and Robin movie with Clooney would have had an accurate Bane.
User avatar #125 - thatoneiranianguy (03/15/2015) [-]
Very well said, although I think the point of Christopher Nolan's films were more or less a more realistic, alternative take on the traditional batman. Whether or not that was the right thing to do . . . that's an opinion.
#11 - Don't you mean heal? 03/13/2015 on Heavy and Medic -4

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User avatar #18 - wholesomeburn (09/15/2014) [-]
GREETINGS MORTAL... I REQUIRE YOUR AID... Some random guy said you knew a bunch of good mods for fallout NV, mind sharing?
User avatar #12 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks for the add mate, can't wait to see the next castle post!
User avatar #13 to #12 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
No problem. I loved your McDisiasters as well. May be a while til the next one though. I have to be in the mood to play Sims. It takes roughly 30 minutes just to get in the game to kill people.
User avatar #15 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
oh, and thanks for liking my content!
User avatar #14 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
i know man, i got the sims 2 free on origin, all dlc and everything, still not interesting enough for me. i play minecraft instead, haha
User avatar #16 to #14 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
I play Minecraft and Battlefront 2 (mods galore)mostly. I got a good server to play on for minecraft. If you'd like, I can PM you the IP.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
sure, also a list of mods and forge version. I tried to play on Phanact's server, but i would rather eat a bullet.
User avatar #11 - thewitchking (07/10/2014) [-]
ur a faggot
User avatar #10 - iamatroll (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #9 - TheFixer (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #8 - dennisc (03/06/2012) [-]
Why are you such a dumbass?
#7 - John Cena (03/06/2012) [-]
hey dumbass
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