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#3 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 12/02/2014 on :^) +157
#81 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
fricken social justice clones!
#50 - superflyingcookie (12/03/2014) [-]
**superflyingcookie rolls 70**
#49 - superflyingcookie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #40 - venegal (12/03/2014) [-]
66 thumbs...66...OH SHIT!
#10 - carthonasi (12/03/2014) [-]
I'm sorry sir, it's time for you to leave.
#18 - onionsam (12/03/2014) [-]
#68 - ronjeremysweiner (12/03/2014) [-]
i completely forgot who hes saying this two
this is the 3rd one right?
User avatar #84 - Encarna (12/03/2014) [-]
Senator Bail Organa.
#85 - ronjeremysweiner (12/04/2014) [-]
if i go looking for the starwars on the internet am i gonna be able to find the originals?
cuz i swear to god if i start watching and 20 minutes in fucking greedo shoots first im going to have to cut someones balls off
User avatar #59 - axetotheskull (12/03/2014) [-]
You made me feel sir, damn you.
User avatar #9 - matthewostien (12/03/2014) [-]
Hey. ^_^ I have a profile pic of Commander Appo.
#6 - 1.8 minutes? That makes me question the legitimacy of these fa… 12/02/2014 on Men facts +3
#11 - I was disappointed with Lonesome Road. It just felt weird. The…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Fallout comp VI +3
User avatar #14 - AztecJew (12/03/2014) [-]
His dialogue to me was pretty contrived,
*Raspy mumbling* "buuhh burrr you suck curyur. Burrr er bulll? Burrr er buuuuulllllll? gruh uhhhhh nihilism buuuurrrrr my unique dusterrrr"
#12 - garlikk (12/03/2014) [-]
Good to know I'm not the only one.
#2 - Strange. I did not hear about this. It was only a little while… 12/02/2014 on When Pigs Fly 0
#21 - I've always wanted a model of the Halo Assault Rifle. It is ju… 12/02/2014 on zach braff in Space scrubs 0
#9 - I never saw the abridged series. I'm a die hard DBZ fan and I'…  [+] (18 new replies) 12/02/2014 on oh god why! +12
User avatar #35 - klick (12/02/2014) [-]
I'm also a big DBZ fan, and they did a REALLY good job.
I mean, keep in mind that it's a satire; but the editing is well done, the voice acting is pretty spot on, and the episodes are engaging.
User avatar #34 - manter (12/02/2014) [-]
Just go watch it. RIGHT NOW!
User avatar #30 - seelcudoom (12/02/2014) [-]
its eeeh at the start but just get a few episodes in and its golden
User avatar #28 - malhaloc (12/02/2014) [-]
Seriously though, I'm a pretty hardcore fan too and honestly its pretty faithful to the series. It just makes fun of the shit that makes no sense.
User avatar #27 - malhaloc (12/02/2014) [-]
teamfourstar.com

Heed not the word of these knaves, dear boy. Follow the link which I have provided and bask in the glory of the Four-Starred Team.
User avatar #21 - saltyfries (12/02/2014) [-]
Think of it this way, Team Four Star is so damn good that 2 of the voice actors for the show now have full time voice acting jobs! They're actually voicing animes as a result of their continued success of DBZ Abridge. Personally, I love DBZ abridge compared to any version of the original show, the voice acting sounds so much better, the lines can be WAY more badass, the humor is great, like bluemagebrilly said it doesn't stray off from the original story. Team Four Star is so good they average 1 million views per episode, and they're practically main attractions at anime conventions.
TFS DragonBall Z Kai Abridged Parody Episode 2
here's a funny sample condensing ALL of season 2 that they did.
User avatar #19 - protomanrulezz (12/02/2014) [-]
Overall I would say its my favorite abridged series. I have only watched a few, but its pretty good. They make a lot of references to the actual show while still keeping funny for people who never actually watched DBZ
I also got to meet two of the members from team 4star at a convention, and they were pretty cool guys.
User avatar #17 - camzore (12/02/2014) [-]
It's by far the most professional and well written Abriged series, TFS are really the best of the best. The only other series that even comes close is the Hellsing Ultimate Abriged (made by the same people) and the Yugioh abriged, and the creator of the Yugioh abriged voices Frieza
#15 - bluemagebrilly (12/02/2014) [-]
The beginning is good but the audio is a bit bad, due to lack of equipment at that point, but it quickly gets better. Think around episodes 5-10 or so, maybe at the start of the Frieza saga is when they got good equipment for their audio, so don't let that bother you if you get to watching it. Only one that really bothered me was Kami's voice, but they fixed it after he reappeared.

They make a lot of good jokes, but one of my personal favorite things about Team Four Star is that they make these jokes but don't ruin the original content, you know? They stick to the real plot, but go about it in a different way. It's really an 'abridged' series, rather than just some guys talking over the characters.
#25 - unclebourbon (12/02/2014) [-]
This elven chick dude.
#33 - bluemagebrilly (12/02/2014) [-]
She's from the 'Stoic Orc' if you, or anyone else, was curious. It's a SFW comic that's on here actually, but it's very suggestive.
#41 - unclebourbon (12/03/2014) [-]
Thanks for the solid dude.
User avatar #20 - Mr Unsmiley (12/02/2014) [-]
Especially true as of late. The series is getting more serious, but it still has excellent humor. Ever since Cell was introduced, it seems everything is coming together like an actual series.

Hell, I've watched and rewatched TFS so many times, I almost started to forget how the actual plot goes.
User avatar #14 - mrmuffins (12/02/2014) [-]
please do, its friggin hilarious.
#13 - seriousmelih (12/02/2014) [-]
I think you should give it a try. It's rather hilarious.
#12 - futaprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
It's probably the cleverest abridged series I've ever watched.
Especially that part with Frieza and the pizzas
#26 - shenro (12/02/2014) [-]
don't bullsht me frisbee
User avatar #11 - Overloaded (12/02/2014) [-]
Watch it.
#371 - I see a serious flaw in that design...  [+] (15 new replies) 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses +80
User avatar #539 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/01/2014) [-]
>all these niggas don't even know about lightsaber resistant materials

It's like you didn't read, play, and watch every single bit of Star Wars material ever made or something.
#462 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
Then he'll have two light sabers to stab that motherfucker who broke his
#379 - otakutako (12/01/2014) [-]
While that was my initial theory on the issue with the blade. There are two answers to that. 1 Kortosis is shown to be able to battle against a lightsaber beam. 2 Sith Alchemy, before Sith used lightsabers they had metal swords that could work against lightsabers. I still dislike the design but there are two in universe reasons it could work.
#461 - alexanderh (12/01/2014) [-]
Well made Kortosis is not just lightsaber resistant, but will short-circuit lightsabers for a few minutes at a time.
Another possibility is Beskar, which, when properly forged, is completely lightsaber resistant. The sith would have to make a deal with mandalorians, though, and they are fairly rare and very hesitant to actually forge things out of beskar for non-mandalorians.
#870 - otakutako (12/01/2014) [-]
I left out Beskar (Mando for life!) because they threw out the EU and EVERYTHING Karen Travis wrote about the Mandos (Peaceful world of Mandalore, Deathwatch are extremists who follow the warrior ways of hold? Complete bullshit!). Hell at this point Kortosis and Sith Alchemy may not be legit reasons as to how the blade works.
User avatar #569 - AresX (12/01/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure a sith lord could just fuck things up and get what he wants.
#881 - alexanderh (12/01/2014) [-]
Against a race of people who had a war with the jedi during their golden age that wasn't completely one-sided? A sith would have to be ridiculously powerful to be able to go to Mandalore and just demand he gets what he wants. And having a lightsaber or not won't really matter, since armor made from Beskar is lightsaber resistant, and mandalorians don't mind using non-laser weapons.
User avatar #377 - lordsepulchure (12/01/2014) [-]
Lightsaber resistant material.

Also, a cross guard also prevents your fingers from gliding onto your own blade very important during thrusting, as having only friction is not that good . Having pure laser for that...obviously not good.
User avatar #579 - zacoren (12/01/2014) [-]
>Lightsaber resistant
>Is there a need for plasma beams that can cut through your hand and body
>make the whole crossguard out of this lightsaber resistant material.
User avatar #618 - anonymoose (12/01/2014) [-]
Maybe because it's an extremely rare or hard to make material and it would be much easier to make the crossguard out of plasma than the material.

It does add a risk of hurting yourself with the hilt, but if you're God-tier with a lightsabre, I think you can just ignore the risk of that happening.
User avatar #685 - lordsepulchure (12/01/2014) [-]
And isn't a double-bladed lightsaber more dangerous? If they can use that perfectly fine, then they can use one with a cross guard.
#574 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
Except you will cut your own wrist trying to do anything with it, especially if you try any of the acrobatics employed in episodes I-III
User avatar #599 - lordsepulchure (12/01/2014) [-]
Never said it was flawless.
User avatar #589 - sharklazers (12/01/2014) [-]
But why would you do any fucking acrobatics?
#705 - wtfduud (12/01/2014) [-]
Cause it looks cool and Lucas said so
#51 - I can't decide which is my favorite. All I know is my least fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on Search your feelings 0
#161 - anonymous (11/30/2014) [-]
what duel?
the movie would have been fine without it. Like, story wise, leading up to the duel, why did it have to happen? just so we can have lightsaber fights telling the audience that the movies over and you go leave the theater if you haven't already?

Sure, it got a little interesting when Qui-Gon died. You thought Obi-wan would get mad, like Luke did, and that we'd get emotionally invested for once in this 2 hour piece of shit. But nope. Right back to choregrahped lightsaber fights that mean nothing to the audience.
#50 - I understand what you are saying, but this is Star Wars. Not s…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on Search your feelings +2
User avatar #213 - selderz (12/01/2014) [-]
Fair point. I love Star Wars but not to the same extent as other die hard fans, so perhaps I misunderestimate it's importance.
#48 - Got rid of us? I think it went down different than that. 11/30/2014 on Shots Fired 0
#75 - MC fell from the atmosphere and crashed. He passed out, but he… 11/30/2014 on no ragrets 0
#40 - I don't think he's the strongest character in all videogames. …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2014 on no ragrets +1
User avatar #74 - ztron (11/30/2014) [-]
Actually Death Battle did do a Master Chief vs Doomguy fight Master Chief VS Doomguy | DEATH BATTLE! | ScrewAttack!
User avatar #58 - fizzor (11/29/2014) [-]
one shot, max two, from the BFG and Chief ain't no more, just saying
User avatar #75 - wertologist (11/30/2014) [-]
MC fell from the atmosphere and crashed. He passed out, but he woke up and ran it off. The BFG is powerful, but I don't think it would do more damage than an impact like that. I kind of doubt Master Chief would get hit by it easily. In the books, the Spartans were boss. The games never portrayed them too well. With armor lock, shield system, and the enhanced armor(which helps deflect bullets/small plasma fire and multiplies his strength, speed, reflexes) I doubt Doomguy would win. I love Doom and I always will, but I really don't think he's stronger and faster than the chief.

-Master Chief can run 65.2 mph while in the armor.
-A SPARTAN-II's reaction time, while impossible to chart accurately, is estimated to be twenty milliseconds.
-Could lift 3 times their body weight(without armor)

Again, I love Doom, but it's the Master Friggin Chief.
User avatar #50 - broswagonist (11/29/2014) [-]
Asura
#18 - In my opinion, the lightsaber looks like **** . Su…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on The next 13 months on the... 0
User avatar #35 - hermaeousmora (11/29/2014) [-]
If you'll notice in the original trilogy, the lightsaber fights were a lot slower and more deliberate. Much more reminiscent of fighting with longswords and broadswords. In the prequel trilogy, it is supposed to be the golden era of lightsaber techniques, thus, the jedi in it fight faster and with more finesse.
#19 - slias (11/29/2014) [-]
Maybe the guy's going to wield it like a claymore?
#7 - Troy Baker(hat): Saints Row 3-4 = default voice, Last of Us = …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Troy Baker & Nolan North +16
#38 - xxazeritsxx (11/29/2014) [-]
Batman: Arkham Origins = The Joker
#32 - sjurmen (11/29/2014) [-]
He also played Peter Hastings in Pretty Little Liars
Yes, I have watched that.
User avatar #36 - cocoman (11/29/2014) [-]
No shame in that my friend.
User avatar #27 - thealmightyantler (11/29/2014) [-]
Troy baker was Booker Dewitt in Bioshock Infinite too.
User avatar #20 - supervenom (11/29/2014) [-]
Infamous Second Son = Delsin Rowe
User avatar #18 - commoncrunch (11/29/2014) [-]
OHH, Troy Baker. I misread that as Trey Parker, the co-creator of South Park.
#9 - vladhellsing (11/29/2014) [-]
Don't forget Booker Dewitt (Bioshock Infinite) and Pagan Minn (Far Cry 4).
#20 - Kai was a shortened version of DBZ. It follows closer to the m… 11/29/2014 on and I get to tend the... 0
#16 - Then I don't think it was Kai. There were pretty much 4 dubbed…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on and I get to tend the... 0
User avatar #18 - artyomthebadass (11/29/2014) [-]
I just checked, it was the Kai version (I have them on blueray), it has an option for the "classic" english dub instead of the Kai dub.
User avatar #20 - wertologist (11/29/2014) [-]
Kai was a shortened version of DBZ. It follows closer to the mango with no filler and shorter fights. I think most of it is original scenes just some gore was taken out and it was shortened.
#13 - Stopped watching Kai because it censored some of the stuff and…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2014 on and I get to tend the... 0
User avatar #15 - artyomthebadass (11/29/2014) [-]
In the kai I watched it was all the original voice actors and it had more scenes and violence o_O Thats weird.
User avatar #16 - wertologist (11/29/2014) [-]
Then I don't think it was Kai. There were pretty much 4 dubbed versions of DBZ. The Ocean dub, the original Funimation dub, the funimation remastered dub, and kai.
User avatar #18 - artyomthebadass (11/29/2014) [-]
I just checked, it was the Kai version (I have them on blueray), it has an option for the "classic" english dub instead of the Kai dub.
User avatar #20 - wertologist (11/29/2014) [-]
Kai was a shortened version of DBZ. It follows closer to the mango with no filler and shorter fights. I think most of it is original scenes just some gore was taken out and it was shortened.
#6 - That fight with Cell and Gohan remains one of my favorite part…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/28/2014 on and I get to tend the... +1
User avatar #8 - artyomthebadass (11/28/2014) [-]
In the new kai version I think it is, Gohan's screaming while ascending always sends shivers down my spine due to how awesome it is
User avatar #13 - wertologist (11/29/2014) [-]
Stopped watching Kai because it censored some of the stuff and some of the new actors voices were horrible. Did not like Gohan's voice actress or Bulma's. Did they change his voice to a new actor/actress when he fought Cell?
User avatar #15 - artyomthebadass (11/29/2014) [-]
In the kai I watched it was all the original voice actors and it had more scenes and violence o_O Thats weird.
User avatar #16 - wertologist (11/29/2014) [-]
Then I don't think it was Kai. There were pretty much 4 dubbed versions of DBZ. The Ocean dub, the original Funimation dub, the funimation remastered dub, and kai.
User avatar #18 - artyomthebadass (11/29/2014) [-]
I just checked, it was the Kai version (I have them on blueray), it has an option for the "classic" english dub instead of the Kai dub.
User avatar #20 - wertologist (11/29/2014) [-]
Kai was a shortened version of DBZ. It follows closer to the mango with no filler and shorter fights. I think most of it is original scenes just some gore was taken out and it was shortened.
#88 - Same. I really hope he reconsiders. 11/28/2014 on Pure evil +1
#13 - If you were steal a car then complain that someone stole it fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on true noodly love 0
#14 - samfuckingnewman (11/28/2014) [-]
#86 - Pretty sure he said he wasn't doing a third. It's depressing.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Pure evil +1
User avatar #87 - darkdragonswrath (11/28/2014) [-]
Dang now I'm depressed.
User avatar #88 - wertologist (11/28/2014) [-]
Same. I really hope he reconsiders.
#7 - Don't bitch unless you're the first person to upload it. There…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2014 on true noodly love 0
#12 - samfuckingnewman (11/28/2014) [-]
I have every right to say what the fuck i want about a post, just like you and your judgmental hat
User avatar #13 - wertologist (11/28/2014) [-]
If you were steal a car then complain that someone stole it from you, you would look like an ass.
#14 - samfuckingnewman (11/28/2014) [-]
#5 - Can someone crop the Thor skiing picture? I'm lazy  [+] (6 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Amazing Superhero Jokes p2/3 +1
#6 - itsthetie (11/28/2014) [-]
sure thing
User avatar #8 - enemyoftrn (11/28/2014) [-]
You are everyday hero of your community, I assume.
#11 - itsthetie (11/28/2014) [-]
It's not my community, I just like interacting with it. Like I've always done
#18 - alfonshister (11/28/2014) [-]
Why can't everyone have a piece of you inside him :C

I'm aware of my choice of words, let me balance that.

No homo.
User avatar #19 - itsthetie (11/28/2014) [-]
phrasing! phrasing dammit! luv u
#39 - phrasing (11/29/2014) [-]
Obligatory
#93 - But his odor might overpower your aura.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on many moons ago +5
User avatar #94 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/28/2014) [-]
Chemical warfare is cheating though.
#92 - I liked the Valhalla bit. Unexpected and brilliant. 11/28/2014 on many moons ago +1
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User avatar #18 - wholesomeburn (09/15/2014) [-]
GREETINGS MORTAL... I REQUIRE YOUR AID... Some random guy said you knew a bunch of good mods for fallout NV, mind sharing?
User avatar #12 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks for the add mate, can't wait to see the next castle post!
User avatar #13 to #12 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
No problem. I loved your McDisiasters as well. May be a while til the next one though. I have to be in the mood to play Sims. It takes roughly 30 minutes just to get in the game to kill people.
User avatar #15 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
oh, and thanks for liking my content!
User avatar #14 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
i know man, i got the sims 2 free on origin, all dlc and everything, still not interesting enough for me. i play minecraft instead, haha
User avatar #16 to #14 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
I play Minecraft and Battlefront 2 (mods galore)mostly. I got a good server to play on for minecraft. If you'd like, I can PM you the IP.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
sure, also a list of mods and forge version. I tried to play on Phanact's server, but i would rather eat a bullet.
User avatar #11 - thewitchking (07/10/2014) [-]
ur a faggot
User avatar #10 - iamatroll (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #9 - TheFixer (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #8 - dennisc (03/06/2012) [-]
Why are you such a dumbass?
#7 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
hey dumbass
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