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Wertologist or Wert107

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#1439857 - Beat FEAR for the first time not too long ago. The story was c…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1439896 - spaceking (05/28/2016) [-]
FEAR 2 is a really solid shooter, and is a good followup to FEAR, F3AR we dont talk about.
#121 - >using the inferior banjo jinjo. 05/28/2016 on /biz/nessmen demonstrate... 0
#79 - Stop trying to whiteknight. You probably don't know what it's …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2016 on dealer +4
#107 - misterfluffy (05/28/2016) [-]
Somebody tries to be a genuinely nice person?
Stop whiteknighting!
Somebody disagrees with me?
I don't know you, but if you knew what I know, you'd agree, and because you don't you're wrong because my opinion is fact!
Seriously. I get where you're coming from, but you could've said the same without being a dick.
#76 - That actually does sound like she has mental issues. Sociopath…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2016 on dealer +6
#125 - anon (05/31/2016) [-]
Sounds like an asian aunt
#120955 - Today's my birthday and my least favorite aunt visits. She pro…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2016 on Social Board +2
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#120960 - wertologist (05/29/2016) [-]
An update.

I haven't celebrated a birthday in over a decade. Rarely even accepted any gifts and the few I did were begrudgingly accepted. My mother asked this morning if I wanted anything. I said "only Deadpool and a chocolate cake so chocolatey you'd get diabetes from looking at it. She said OK to the cake and said she didn't have $25 to buy a movie so she would rent it. She then proceeds to take my aunt to lunch(most likely paid for both of them) came back around 3pm only to leave to take her to dinner(which she likely paid for both). It's nearly 10 and she hasn't come back. No store is open late here. Safe to assume she didn't get anything.

The one time I'm willing to accept a gift on a birthday and the one person who was going to attempt to gift is now at a bar with her friends. My asshole brother's birthday is in 5 days and I figure there is a 70% chance she will get him something. Call me selfish or whatever, but I think it's a little shitty.
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#120957 - feelythefeel (05/28/2016) [-]
You know what you must do. Leave no witnesses. Ad victoriam.
#108 - Pretty sure Popo's design was inspired by a genie. That's what… 05/28/2016 on /pol/ack does the laundry +7
#87 - We're not focusing on them losing. We're focusing on how they … 05/27/2016 on Fem-Fail = Our Lulz +4
#7 - Well, it's still a free song every night he plays. 05/27/2016 on Good guy K.K.Slider +1
#15 - They make ointment for that stuff. 05/27/2016 on Racist +7
#8 - I could use new notification sounds. My current text is the it… 05/27/2016 on The Force 0