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wertologist

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#42 - For comparison on how they toned down the evil look: Old: …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2015 on 60mil years from now +1
User avatar #54 - Kairyuka (08/25/2015) [-]
I don't really mind, the evil look was way too over-the-top
User avatar #62 - wertologist (08/25/2015) [-]
That was the point. You were pure evil. You look pathetic if you're pure evil in the new version.
User avatar #63 - Kairyuka (08/25/2015) [-]
Eh, in my opinion you don't look pure evil with ridiculous horns and an ugly bald head. New version ain't much better though
#41 - Except that the Fable 3 control layout is the default. Yes it'…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2015 on 60mil years from now 0
User avatar #54 - Kairyuka (08/25/2015) [-]
I don't really mind, the evil look was way too over-the-top
User avatar #62 - wertologist (08/25/2015) [-]
That was the point. You were pure evil. You look pathetic if you're pure evil in the new version.
User avatar #63 - Kairyuka (08/25/2015) [-]
Eh, in my opinion you don't look pure evil with ridiculous horns and an ugly bald head. New version ain't much better though
#40 - Not sure if you were mocking him or just didn't hear him right…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2015 on 60mil years from now +1
User avatar #58 - sinery (08/25/2015) [-]
Well, duh.
#39 - He had a lot of treasure, but after meeting Goku and having Ro…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Logics 0
User avatar #41 - shunkahawolf (08/25/2015) [-]
and yet chichi goes on her period about goku needing to win the tournament so he can put his son thru school and feed his family
User avatar #60 - wertologist (08/25/2015) [-]
I think she wants him to win so he can help support his family with the prize money mainly. Gohan was already in school just fine. She probably meant college though, but I imagine she wouldn't have wanted her dad to pay for everything when Goku never really did.
#38 - He was raised in the woods by an old man. He never really thou… 08/25/2015 on Logics +7
#71 - It's been a long time since I watched FG, but I don't remember… 08/25/2015 on South Park Facts Part 3 0
#46 - I used to hate this movie because FX would play it once a week… 08/25/2015 on I, WAsh. 0
#69 - Meg was the punching bag yes, but she was the joke punching ba…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2015 on South Park Facts Part 3 0
User avatar #70 - iridium (08/25/2015) [-]
Well in the first era of the show, before its first cancellation (pretty much all the stuff from before her voice change) they actually did give a shit about her.
User avatar #71 - wertologist (08/25/2015) [-]
It's been a long time since I watched FG, but I don't remember her old voice being on very long before switching to Kunis.
#149 - Not exactly true. I've seen some 360 games lag before. Fable 2… 08/25/2015 on PC mustard rice 0
#60 - Weed caused an ex girlfriend of mine to burn holes in my couch… 08/25/2015 on #LegalizeIt 0
#58 - No. Fresh for combat. I think it even had a bonus perk for strength. 08/25/2015 on Civilization V: Don't... 0
#31 - The problem with that is how many people would be willing to c…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2015 on For the Euro fags, 0
User avatar #157 - hetzerdk (08/25/2015) [-]
Just make a difference between them anhd your army, and thats easy if you fx. get the poor against the middleclass
#30 - We the people aren't doing that and we don't exactly have a sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2015 on For the Euro fags, +2
User avatar #141 - komandantmirkoo (08/25/2015) [-]
oh i wasn't saying that the average joe was responsible. but the whole argument about needing ak's to overthrow a corrupt goverment is not really good.

i don't mind guns. your constitution says you can have guns and i respect that. but some arguments from the pro gun side are even more retarded than arguments from the anti gun side
#31 - Took me a second, but "E". While I appreciate riddle… 08/25/2015 on Riddle time +1
#49 - This musket guy wasn't in a town. He was on a desert tile and …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Civilization V: Don't... 0
User avatar #57 - gtk (08/25/2015) [-]
Maybe your tank was damaged?
User avatar #58 - wertologist (08/25/2015) [-]
No. Fresh for combat. I think it even had a bonus perk for strength.
#35 - Maybe it was because I saw it too many times, but I don't real… 08/25/2015 on My Favorite Disney Movie 0
#29 - That's the whole joke. All of the pictures show Link practical… 08/25/2015 on ability for everything 0
#27 - I don't think you have to say polo if you're underwater as you…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2015 on ability for everything 0
#28 - ohemgeezus (08/25/2015) [-]
That's what I'm saying, him being underwater would make it so he can't say polo and the other person is up there saying marco over and over. It takes the fun out of it
User avatar #29 - wertologist (08/25/2015) [-]
That's the whole joke. All of the pictures show Link practically cheating.

The point of the floor is lava is to not touch the floor/ground. Link wears his Goron Tunic so he doesn't burn.

The point of hide and seek is to find them by looking. Link uses the Lense of Truth to find them and blows up the things in his way.

The point of capture the flag is to get the flag while avoiding getting tagged. Link just teleports in and out.

The point of dodge ball is to dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge while hitting the other team. Link throws up a decoy to get them to throw it at the wrong person/thing.

The point of tag is to tag others if you are it and to avoid being tagged. Link puts on the bunny hood to run faster than everyone.

The point of red rover is to try to force your way through. Link uses the hookshot and scarecrow to break through.

The point of freeze tag is to avoid being tagged and to unfreeze others by tagging them. Link uses fire arrows to unfreeze them without risk of getting too close of the tagger.

The whole joke is that he uses his tools/magic to take an unfair advantage. It's not quite cheating, but more of an exploitation of the rules.
#39 - I have Civ 4. It's fun, but I'm horrible at it and often have …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Civilization V: Don't... +1
User avatar #46 - gtk (08/25/2015) [-]
Musketmen get defensive bonuses. So if they are say, in a city, on a hill, hunkered down, and the city has a big cultural bonus, you will have a bad time. You want to take cannons/artilary to lower the cultural defense and do collateral damage. Troops with lass than full health are much weaker.

Thats why a longbowman with say, 6 power can take out so many axe men, even though they have almost the same power (5).
User avatar #49 - wertologist (08/25/2015) [-]
This musket guy wasn't in a town. He was on a desert tile and my tank was on a hill. This wasn't a single incident either. It happened often. My units would often have multiple bonus perks, but still get destroyed by muskets. My para-troopers with 5 stars on strength got kill by a musket. I call that a broken combat system.
User avatar #57 - gtk (08/25/2015) [-]
Maybe your tank was damaged?
User avatar #58 - wertologist (08/25/2015) [-]
No. Fresh for combat. I think it even had a bonus perk for strength.
#40 - anon (08/25/2015) [-]
I feel the same way. I'm completely terrible in Civ 4 but I'm great at Civ 2.
#66 - For the solid salt circles I think it wouldn't be too practica…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Demon Problems 0
#93 - mastercolossus (08/25/2015) [-]
they never can affect the salt itself. they need wind or the like to blow it away.

multi kill ammo? im talking bout using the materials and designs that cover the most bases. maybe silver TIPPED nails. you can put a tiny iron rod in the tip of a bullet and a tiny devils trap made of iron would be easy to make since you can cast it pretty easily. also they should get a bug a salt for dealing with ghosts since it doesnt specify how much salt is needed to dissipate it.

they do credit card schemes. they get a good chunk of change.
User avatar #117 - wertologist (08/25/2015) [-]
They can control the breeze that blows the salt away, so it would make sense that if out of the circle they can use something to break it. When demons are in a demon trap they can't do shit, but demons outside can break the barrier.

It would still be inefficient to use all those materials on a multi-purpose ammo. They often have to go up against many different things in random order. It would be a waste to use all those materials on something that doesn't need it.

They do do credit card schemes, but I imagine they wouldn't do it often to avoid getting caught.

All other points aside it would also kind of ruin the suspense of the show if they did that.
#123 - mastercolossus (08/26/2015) [-]
really all you need is two circles of iron with a solid thing of salt inside. they cant even try to hit you with anything then(ghosts)

it isnt inefficient because with it being more effective they can distribute it to more hunters and make the big baddies scared. and besides it would only be inefficient if they chose the methods that cost the most. basically look at the cost to effectiveness range for ammo and make the most of the one that would be most effective.

i dont really care about the suspense because i am an engineer.
#63 - In my case, if my nose gets too dry it will gush blood like if… 08/25/2015 on Demon Problems +1
#66 - It used to be good, but then all the characters drastically ch…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2015 on South Park Facts Part 3 0
User avatar #67 - iridium (08/25/2015) [-]
A bit of a correction

-Meg was originally a character who was a bit of a social punching bag but her family actually cared for her. Later on she just became the joke of the family.

-Brian was originally a voice of reason but with the weakness of being an animal. I don't know really if it was forcing McFarlane's views though considering he doesn't really write a whole lot of the show any more.

-Peter was dumb but he actually cared at least. Now he's just kind of a jerk.
User avatar #69 - wertologist (08/25/2015) [-]
Meg was the punching bag yes, but she was the joke punching bag. It was funny when they would just say "shut up meg" out of nowhere. They barely cared for her(at least Peter didn't). When there was that flood and she was drowning, Peter got the beer first.

I always thought Lois was more the voice of reason in the old FG rather than Brian. She often gave Brian advice. The episode where Brian drives drunk after being lonely and has to look after that old bitch who he falls in love with comes to mind. Lois was telling him his standards were too high and that if he wanted to find love he had to lower them. Brian was more of the intelligent douchebaggy type of character who was a troubled, lonely alcoholic. He often would occasionally be the voice of reason, but I still think Lois did it more.

My biggest problem was with Peter. He seems more aware of his stupidity and often takes advantage of it to be an ass. It's like he isn't as stupid as before and it isn't as funny.
User avatar #70 - iridium (08/25/2015) [-]
Well in the first era of the show, before its first cancellation (pretty much all the stuff from before her voice change) they actually did give a shit about her.
User avatar #71 - wertologist (08/25/2015) [-]
It's been a long time since I watched FG, but I don't remember her old voice being on very long before switching to Kunis.
#53 - I know they don't program everything, but with what I've seen … 08/25/2015 on Modding at it's finest 0
#140 - Just out of curiosity, why wouldn't you want the probability p…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Superpowers 0
User avatar #142 - whycat (08/25/2015) [-]
I like a challenge and controlling probability would take that away, even more than immortality. It could just not be used but once I cheat in a game the purpose seems taken away to me immortality is kind of cheating but you cant play the game if your dead . I like immortality because you cant die and you still are only as strong and as smart as you were, you just have a lot of time to better yourself. sorry for the late reply
User avatar #145 - wertologist (08/25/2015) [-]
Immortality would be cheating as well. With the probability power you wouldn't HAVE to use it. You could use it when you wanted. They say everyone changes around once every ten years. Imagine how much you would change in all those centuries. It's very unlikely you would stay the same so it would be reasonable you wouldn't care for the challenge. That's a really big gamble you're taking by saying that you would definitely not regret not being able to die.
User avatar #146 - whycat (08/25/2015) [-]
Immortality seems like a lesser cheat to me. Probability seems like changing the path of life and immortality seems like making the path as long as you want. I would definitely change during that time and eventually I would want to die. Thats why I want immortality that you can take away.
#51 - As far as I know, there aren't any dialogue options to "k…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2015 on Modding at it's finest 0
User avatar #52 - severepwner (08/25/2015) [-]
It's a video game. They aren't going to program everything.

And I can guarantee, the Jarl of Whiterun would have nobles kissing up to him all the time. It may not happen on screen, but have some imagination it's a Role Play Game.
User avatar #53 - wertologist (08/25/2015) [-]
I know they don't program everything, but with what I've seen from him I wouldn't peg him as the type to appreciate/encourage worshiping him. He seems very humble and obviously cares a lot about his people. If he were someone who encouraged worship I don't think he'd say things like "Speak your mind" or "Head down to the barracks for some food and rest. You've earned it."(said to the gaurd who reported the dragon attack). He talks good about many people. It would be out of character to accept worship.

As for what the kid says, he could just be imagining that every noble comes to suck up to him. He does assume you are going to even though you don't so what does that mean about the other nobles? Maybe they were there for other reasons. You're in Skyrim. Mostly populated by Nords. Most Nords have a lot of pride and wouldn't want to kiss anyone's ass.

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User avatar #18 - wholesomeburn (09/15/2014) [-]
GREETINGS MORTAL... I REQUIRE YOUR AID... Some random guy said you knew a bunch of good mods for fallout NV, mind sharing?
User avatar #12 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks for the add mate, can't wait to see the next castle post!
User avatar #13 to #12 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
No problem. I loved your McDisiasters as well. May be a while til the next one though. I have to be in the mood to play Sims. It takes roughly 30 minutes just to get in the game to kill people.
User avatar #15 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
oh, and thanks for liking my content!
User avatar #14 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
i know man, i got the sims 2 free on origin, all dlc and everything, still not interesting enough for me. i play minecraft instead, haha
User avatar #16 to #14 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
I play Minecraft and Battlefront 2 (mods galore)mostly. I got a good server to play on for minecraft. If you'd like, I can PM you the IP.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
sure, also a list of mods and forge version. I tried to play on Phanact's server, but i would rather eat a bullet.
User avatar #11 - thewitchking (07/10/2014) [-]
ur a faggot
User avatar #10 - iamatroll (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #9 - TheFixer (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #8 - dennisc (03/06/2012) [-]
Why are you such a dumbass?
#7 - anon (03/06/2012) [-]
hey dumbass
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