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#29 - Going to need more info before I join any server. What ar… 12/04/2014 on Creepin up everyone's bases 0
#2 - Most blonde women I have met in my life are terrible people. M…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/04/2014 on tumblr joke +1
User avatar #21 - truemox (12/05/2014) [-]
Yeah, but not all. Some are entirely the opposite and totally amazing.

It's like wading though piles of shit and encountering a diamond.

And then wading through more piles of shit because diamonds are slippery as fuck and then they're gone.
User avatar #6 - chuca (12/04/2014) [-]
most people i've met are terrible people
User avatar #8 - themightymrplow (12/04/2014) [-]
I think it's because I'm in a wheelchair, but most people I meet are nice to me, or at least don't mind helping me out. Those are only people I directly interact with, though, and I have no knowledge of them outside that 2 minute window. I just think it's interesting and felt like sharing a different viewpoint for the internet.
User avatar #41 - meowykins (12/05/2014) [-]
Would you be offended if I called you wheels? I've always wanted a handicapped friend to call wheels. I don't mean to offend you.
User avatar #42 - themightymrplow (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm only offended if it's something I've heard a million times so in this case yes
User avatar #43 - meowykins (12/05/2014) [-]
How about Scoots?
User avatar #45 - themightymrplow (12/05/2014) [-]
Can't even reply. I'm just laughing. Fuck that's a new one.
User avatar #47 - meowykins (12/05/2014) [-]
Yay c: I was in a wheelchair for about seven months. Has my ankles broken when my uncle dropped a couple bricks on them when I was six. I was called Rollcall. I lel'd every time.
User avatar #10 - chuca (12/04/2014) [-]
honestly, not to sound like a dick, it's probably the wheelchair. Even complete dicks will be kind to certain people such as yourself, if just to make themselves feel better.

though i've also met people who put on this caring loving act who are some of the most fucked up, selfish scum while people who when you first meet would swear are the biggest assholes are actually one of the better ones so i guess for some it's all how well you know them
User avatar #12 - themightymrplow (12/04/2014) [-]
What you just said was exactly the point I was trying to make in my comment. It's a perk of the chair. Like not having to wait in line at theme parks. People are rarely just blatant assholes to me, and if they are the entire surrounding group will tell them. I don't have to do anything.
User avatar #14 - chuca (12/05/2014) [-]
until you meet someone else in a chair, then you must duel for chair privilege
User avatar #15 - themightymrplow (12/05/2014) [-]
We fight for pinks
#4 - anonymous (12/04/2014) [-]
Real blondes?
I do not think so.
#7 - <Cont> Trying to attack a game because it has a feat… 12/04/2014 on My cousin is one of them 0
#6 - Tell your cousin it is Rockstars right to make a game as viole…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on My cousin is one of them 0
User avatar #7 - wertologist (12/04/2014) [-]
<Cont>
Trying to attack a game because it has a feature that you find offensive you should shut your damn mouth and ignore it. Since most people don't listen to that advice, they should attack the people who actually beat/kill men/women instead of the game that let's you attack FICTIONAL characters. If you try to demonize Rockstar for making a game that "promotes abuse of women" you are pretty much like PETA when they say "Pokemon promotes animal abuse".

Most people who complain about violent videogames are usually god damn idiots. They just see a few glimpses of it and automatically assume it is the worst thing on the planet. If you are going to try to fight against something you don't like, by all means do it. It's within your rights. Just don't attack it so blindly. I don't condone people attacking videogames, but they have the right to do so. However, they do not have the right to command the developers to cater to their will.

People should learn to just ignore the things other people like when they don't like it. If it doesn't effect you, you should ignore it. If it actually effects your livelyhood, then do something about it.

Developers put the warning label on their games to let the parents know not to let the kid get it, but often it is ignored.

Basically, don't demonize GTA for creating a fictional violent world. Fictional being the key word there. Feel free to edit or just plain copy and send to your cousin.
#17 - Picture 12/04/2014 on Forgotten shooters 0
#16 - Picture 12/04/2014 on Forgotten shooters 0
#15 - Timplitters forgotten? My ass. I still play that game. Anyone … 12/04/2014 on Forgotten shooters 0
#16 - I have doubts many GG people were actually "attacking&quo…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/03/2014 on This is news worthy!? +391
User avatar #240 - pioneermhm (12/04/2014) [-]
Ok, no. Just accept that a good cause such as gamergate could have bad followers. It doesn't mean gamergate is any less legitimized, but still, some people are assholes despite what they believe.

However, I do find it very stupendous, attention seeking, and suspicious that she would post about her "dying dog" and blame gamergate to leave her alone in the same fucking post. Like "I will post about my dead dog to a bunch of people who hate me and tell them to leave me alone". Yeah, it seems like she was fishing for hate to prove that gamers are assholes
User avatar #157 - ubadubba (12/03/2014) [-]
twitter.com/centaurianlordtwitter.com/centaurianlord
You think she made this?
Not all of us are saints. Judging by how much we collectively hate this chick, I've little doubt that she's had some of that hate at her doorstep.
For once, we really are victim blaming. If we keep that up it won't be much better than the the SJW's are doing to Communismkills.
#235 - jumperzero (12/04/2014) [-]
Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!
#249 - ubadubba (12/04/2014) [-]
I somehow managed to copy it twice
twitter.com/centaurianlord
User avatar #104 - bluenebula (12/03/2014) [-]
She claimed GamerGate was harassing her about her dying dog six hours after her original post. All it took was five minutes of scrolling through the last six hours of replies to see she was lying. No one who replied to her in those six hours said anything negative or hurtful. It's just a shit ton of "Oh no" and "i hope is become better" and shit like that.

This is exactly what it was like when she first became a games developer. She got nothing but support and praise the whole time, and when she finally made a game, it was shit fuck awful. So she claimed she was being attacked so she could get her name out there. The worst part? It worked.
User avatar #219 - xblthatguy (12/04/2014) [-]
^
User avatar #178 - createdjustnow (12/03/2014) [-]
ya, but thats scrolling through the thread, im sure if we looked around there would be one or two asshats actually talking shit, and probably a fake account as well. i wouldnt be surprised if there wasn't a dog
User avatar #214 - bluenebula (12/04/2014) [-]
The surprising part is that there were no negative tweets. None. We thought at least one edgy faggot would pop in, but it didn't happen. Wu just re-realized how unimportant she is. Again.
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#17 - theblargypargler (12/03/2014) [-]
If she has faked it, it's still pretty shit that this is being portrayed as a good thing.
#80 - I'm sorry, Sarah.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Tumblr tard 0
#84 - msamnesia (12/03/2014) [-]
My names Devin...?
User avatar #111 - iridium (12/03/2014) [-]
I actually think Devin sounds all right as a girls name. I'm guessing you have a nickname that most people call you?
#114 - msamnesia (12/03/2014) [-]
Nope. Just Devin. Whenever the hostess tells a table "Devin will be right with you", I come up to greet and they're all "Oh.. we were expecting a man". Same thing with all my teachers/bosses/ and Recruiting Ssgt. So I just say "so was my dad" and they get a good laugh.
User avatar #115 - iridium (12/03/2014) [-]
Well it's good to be able to joke about it. That's kind of unfortunate though.
#116 - msamnesia (12/03/2014) [-]
I hated my name as a kid, even my middle name is Tristen. So I couldn't be "girly" with that name either. But after I went over seas and having so many people compliment it and whatnot I learned to love it. Apparently Germans think is a sweet-ass name.
#48 - I never liked TF2 so I don't play it.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on All of my keks 0
User avatar #49 - schneidend (12/03/2014) [-]
Then buy him hats or something. Nothing in life is free.
#45 - He got me a game a few months back when my bank went full reta…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2014 on All of my keks 0
User avatar #47 - schneidend (12/03/2014) [-]
Play a lot and hope for a rare drop, then send it to him through Steam trading.

If you get a hat he wants, you'll be his bestest buddy.
User avatar #48 - wertologist (12/03/2014) [-]
I never liked TF2 so I don't play it.
User avatar #49 - schneidend (12/03/2014) [-]
Then buy him hats or something. Nothing in life is free.
#42 - My friend plays TF2 religiously. I would like to get him some …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2014 on All of my keks 0
User avatar #43 - schneidend (12/03/2014) [-]
Not free, but you could buy him a hat for his favorite class or some keys for like $7.
User avatar #45 - wertologist (12/03/2014) [-]
He got me a game a few months back when my bank went full retard and wouldn't let me use my card. He said I could pay him back with the TF2 Keys. My bank JUST sent me a replacement card with a letter saying they decided to give me a new card number. I am going to give him those keys, but I was just wondering if there was any free stuff I could give him.
User avatar #47 - schneidend (12/03/2014) [-]
Play a lot and hope for a rare drop, then send it to him through Steam trading.

If you get a hat he wants, you'll be his bestest buddy.
User avatar #48 - wertologist (12/03/2014) [-]
I never liked TF2 so I don't play it.
User avatar #49 - schneidend (12/03/2014) [-]
Then buy him hats or something. Nothing in life is free.
#7 - I was disappointed with the Boomers and some other factions in… 12/02/2014 on Fallout Factions Facts... +1
#3 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 12/02/2014 on :^) +157
#81 - anonymous (12/03/2014) [-]
fricken social justice clones!
#50 - superflyingcookie (12/03/2014) [-]
**superflyingcookie rolls 70**
#49 - superflyingcookie has deleted their comment.
User avatar #40 - venegal (12/03/2014) [-]
66 thumbs...66...OH SHIT!
#10 - carthonasi (12/03/2014) [-]
I'm sorry sir, it's time for you to leave.
#18 - onionsam (12/03/2014) [-]
#68 - ronjeremysweiner (12/03/2014) [-]
i completely forgot who hes saying this two
this is the 3rd one right?
User avatar #84 - Encarna (12/03/2014) [-]
Senator Bail Organa.
#85 - ronjeremysweiner (12/04/2014) [-]
if i go looking for the starwars on the internet am i gonna be able to find the originals?
cuz i swear to god if i start watching and 20 minutes in fucking greedo shoots first im going to have to cut someones balls off
User avatar #59 - axetotheskull (12/03/2014) [-]
You made me feel sir, damn you.
User avatar #9 - matthewostien (12/03/2014) [-]
Hey. ^_^ I have a profile pic of Commander Appo.
#6 - 1.8 minutes? That makes me question the legitimacy of these fa… 12/02/2014 on Men facts +3
#11 - I was disappointed with Lonesome Road. It just felt weird. The…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Fallout comp VI +3
User avatar #14 - AztecJew (12/03/2014) [-]
His dialogue to me was pretty contrived,
*Raspy mumbling* "buuhh burrr you suck curyur. Burrr er bulll? Burrr er buuuuulllllll? gruh uhhhhh nihilism buuuurrrrr my unique dusterrrr"
#12 - garlikk (12/03/2014) [-]
Good to know I'm not the only one.
#2 - Strange. I did not hear about this. It was only a little while… 12/02/2014 on When Pigs Fly 0
#21 - I've always wanted a model of the Halo Assault Rifle. It is ju… 12/02/2014 on zach braff in Space scrubs 0
#9 - I never saw the abridged series. I'm a die hard DBZ fan and I'…  [+] (18 new replies) 12/02/2014 on oh god why! +12
User avatar #35 - klick (12/02/2014) [-]
I'm also a big DBZ fan, and they did a REALLY good job.
I mean, keep in mind that it's a satire; but the editing is well done, the voice acting is pretty spot on, and the episodes are engaging.
User avatar #34 - manter (12/02/2014) [-]
Just go watch it. RIGHT NOW!
User avatar #30 - seelcudoom (12/02/2014) [-]
its eeeh at the start but just get a few episodes in and its golden
User avatar #28 - malhaloc (12/02/2014) [-]
Seriously though, I'm a pretty hardcore fan too and honestly its pretty faithful to the series. It just makes fun of the shit that makes no sense.
User avatar #27 - malhaloc (12/02/2014) [-]
teamfourstar.com

Heed not the word of these knaves, dear boy. Follow the link which I have provided and bask in the glory of the Four-Starred Team.
User avatar #21 - saltyfries (12/02/2014) [-]
Think of it this way, Team Four Star is so damn good that 2 of the voice actors for the show now have full time voice acting jobs! They're actually voicing animes as a result of their continued success of DBZ Abridge. Personally, I love DBZ abridge compared to any version of the original show, the voice acting sounds so much better, the lines can be WAY more badass, the humor is great, like bluemagebrilly said it doesn't stray off from the original story. Team Four Star is so good they average 1 million views per episode, and they're practically main attractions at anime conventions.
TFS DragonBall Z Kai Abridged Parody Episode 2
here's a funny sample condensing ALL of season 2 that they did.
User avatar #19 - protomanrulezz (12/02/2014) [-]
Overall I would say its my favorite abridged series. I have only watched a few, but its pretty good. They make a lot of references to the actual show while still keeping funny for people who never actually watched DBZ
I also got to meet two of the members from team 4star at a convention, and they were pretty cool guys.
User avatar #17 - camzore (12/02/2014) [-]
It's by far the most professional and well written Abriged series, TFS are really the best of the best. The only other series that even comes close is the Hellsing Ultimate Abriged (made by the same people) and the Yugioh abriged, and the creator of the Yugioh abriged voices Frieza
#15 - bluemagebrilly (12/02/2014) [-]
The beginning is good but the audio is a bit bad, due to lack of equipment at that point, but it quickly gets better. Think around episodes 5-10 or so, maybe at the start of the Frieza saga is when they got good equipment for their audio, so don't let that bother you if you get to watching it. Only one that really bothered me was Kami's voice, but they fixed it after he reappeared.

They make a lot of good jokes, but one of my personal favorite things about Team Four Star is that they make these jokes but don't ruin the original content, you know? They stick to the real plot, but go about it in a different way. It's really an 'abridged' series, rather than just some guys talking over the characters.
#25 - unclebourbon (12/02/2014) [-]
This elven chick dude.
#33 - bluemagebrilly (12/02/2014) [-]
She's from the 'Stoic Orc' if you, or anyone else, was curious. It's a SFW comic that's on here actually, but it's very suggestive.
#41 - unclebourbon (12/03/2014) [-]
Thanks for the solid dude.
User avatar #20 - Mr Unsmiley (12/02/2014) [-]
Especially true as of late. The series is getting more serious, but it still has excellent humor. Ever since Cell was introduced, it seems everything is coming together like an actual series.

Hell, I've watched and rewatched TFS so many times, I almost started to forget how the actual plot goes.
User avatar #14 - mrmuffins (12/02/2014) [-]
please do, its friggin hilarious.
#13 - seriousmelih (12/02/2014) [-]
I think you should give it a try. It's rather hilarious.
#12 - futaprincess (12/02/2014) [-]
It's probably the cleverest abridged series I've ever watched.
Especially that part with Frieza and the pizzas
#26 - shenro (12/02/2014) [-]
don't bullsht me frisbee
User avatar #11 - Overloaded (12/02/2014) [-]
Watch it.
#371 - I see a serious flaw in that design...  [+] (15 new replies) 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses +80
User avatar #539 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/01/2014) [-]
>all these niggas don't even know about lightsaber resistant materials

It's like you didn't read, play, and watch every single bit of Star Wars material ever made or something.
#462 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
Then he'll have two light sabers to stab that motherfucker who broke his
#379 - otakutako (12/01/2014) [-]
While that was my initial theory on the issue with the blade. There are two answers to that. 1 Kortosis is shown to be able to battle against a lightsaber beam. 2 Sith Alchemy, before Sith used lightsabers they had metal swords that could work against lightsabers. I still dislike the design but there are two in universe reasons it could work.
#461 - alexanderh (12/01/2014) [-]
Well made Kortosis is not just lightsaber resistant, but will short-circuit lightsabers for a few minutes at a time.
Another possibility is Beskar, which, when properly forged, is completely lightsaber resistant. The sith would have to make a deal with mandalorians, though, and they are fairly rare and very hesitant to actually forge things out of beskar for non-mandalorians.
#870 - otakutako (12/01/2014) [-]
I left out Beskar (Mando for life!) because they threw out the EU and EVERYTHING Karen Travis wrote about the Mandos (Peaceful world of Mandalore, Deathwatch are extremists who follow the warrior ways of hold? Complete bullshit!). Hell at this point Kortosis and Sith Alchemy may not be legit reasons as to how the blade works.
User avatar #569 - AresX (12/01/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure a sith lord could just fuck things up and get what he wants.
#881 - alexanderh (12/01/2014) [-]
Against a race of people who had a war with the jedi during their golden age that wasn't completely one-sided? A sith would have to be ridiculously powerful to be able to go to Mandalore and just demand he gets what he wants. And having a lightsaber or not won't really matter, since armor made from Beskar is lightsaber resistant, and mandalorians don't mind using non-laser weapons.
User avatar #377 - lordsepulchure (12/01/2014) [-]
Lightsaber resistant material.

Also, a cross guard also prevents your fingers from gliding onto your own blade very important during thrusting, as having only friction is not that good . Having pure laser for that...obviously not good.
User avatar #579 - zacoren (12/01/2014) [-]
>Lightsaber resistant
>Is there a need for plasma beams that can cut through your hand and body
>make the whole crossguard out of this lightsaber resistant material.
User avatar #618 - anonymoose (12/01/2014) [-]
Maybe because it's an extremely rare or hard to make material and it would be much easier to make the crossguard out of plasma than the material.

It does add a risk of hurting yourself with the hilt, but if you're God-tier with a lightsabre, I think you can just ignore the risk of that happening.
User avatar #685 - lordsepulchure (12/01/2014) [-]
And isn't a double-bladed lightsaber more dangerous? If they can use that perfectly fine, then they can use one with a cross guard.
#574 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
Except you will cut your own wrist trying to do anything with it, especially if you try any of the acrobatics employed in episodes I-III
User avatar #599 - lordsepulchure (12/01/2014) [-]
Never said it was flawless.
User avatar #589 - sharklazers (12/01/2014) [-]
But why would you do any fucking acrobatics?
#705 - wtfduud (12/01/2014) [-]
Cause it looks cool and Lucas said so
#51 - I can't decide which is my favorite. All I know is my least fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on Search your feelings 0
#161 - anonymous (11/30/2014) [-]
what duel?
the movie would have been fine without it. Like, story wise, leading up to the duel, why did it have to happen? just so we can have lightsaber fights telling the audience that the movies over and you go leave the theater if you haven't already?

Sure, it got a little interesting when Qui-Gon died. You thought Obi-wan would get mad, like Luke did, and that we'd get emotionally invested for once in this 2 hour piece of shit. But nope. Right back to choregrahped lightsaber fights that mean nothing to the audience.
#50 - I understand what you are saying, but this is Star Wars. Not s…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on Search your feelings +2
User avatar #213 - selderz (12/01/2014) [-]
Fair point. I love Star Wars but not to the same extent as other die hard fans, so perhaps I misunderestimate it's importance.
#48 - Got rid of us? I think it went down different than that. 11/30/2014 on Shots Fired 0
#75 - MC fell from the atmosphere and crashed. He passed out, but he… 11/30/2014 on no ragrets 0
#40 - I don't think he's the strongest character in all videogames. …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2014 on no ragrets +1
User avatar #74 - ztron (11/30/2014) [-]
Actually Death Battle did do a Master Chief vs Doomguy fight Master Chief VS Doomguy | DEATH BATTLE! | ScrewAttack!
User avatar #58 - fizzor (11/29/2014) [-]
one shot, max two, from the BFG and Chief ain't no more, just saying
User avatar #75 - wertologist (11/30/2014) [-]
MC fell from the atmosphere and crashed. He passed out, but he woke up and ran it off. The BFG is powerful, but I don't think it would do more damage than an impact like that. I kind of doubt Master Chief would get hit by it easily. In the books, the Spartans were boss. The games never portrayed them too well. With armor lock, shield system, and the enhanced armor(which helps deflect bullets/small plasma fire and multiplies his strength, speed, reflexes) I doubt Doomguy would win. I love Doom and I always will, but I really don't think he's stronger and faster than the chief.

-Master Chief can run 65.2 mph while in the armor.
-A SPARTAN-II's reaction time, while impossible to chart accurately, is estimated to be twenty milliseconds.
-Could lift 3 times their body weight(without armor)

Again, I love Doom, but it's the Master Friggin Chief.
User avatar #50 - broswagonist (11/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - wholesomeburn (09/15/2014) [-]
GREETINGS MORTAL... I REQUIRE YOUR AID... Some random guy said you knew a bunch of good mods for fallout NV, mind sharing?
User avatar #12 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks for the add mate, can't wait to see the next castle post!
User avatar #13 to #12 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
No problem. I loved your McDisiasters as well. May be a while til the next one though. I have to be in the mood to play Sims. It takes roughly 30 minutes just to get in the game to kill people.
User avatar #15 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
oh, and thanks for liking my content!
User avatar #14 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
i know man, i got the sims 2 free on origin, all dlc and everything, still not interesting enough for me. i play minecraft instead, haha
User avatar #16 to #14 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
I play Minecraft and Battlefront 2 (mods galore)mostly. I got a good server to play on for minecraft. If you'd like, I can PM you the IP.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
sure, also a list of mods and forge version. I tried to play on Phanact's server, but i would rather eat a bullet.
User avatar #11 - thewitchking (07/10/2014) [-]
ur a faggot
User avatar #10 - iamatroll (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #9 - TheFixer (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #8 - dennisc (03/06/2012) [-]
Why are you such a dumbass?
#7 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
hey dumbass
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