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#2 - Picture 06/22/2014 on nobody likes Omochao +3
#65 - I don't like HP. My last laptop was an HP and they released a … 06/18/2014 on New OS and better comps 0
#10 - The Mountain Dew one is fake. Trust me.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on company myths 0
#20 - caucasianblackbear (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, your balls didn't require Mountain Dew to shrivel up.
#71 - What?Does she fucking curl with that thing? Do you even t… 06/15/2014 on oh god 0
#1 - Just bought an ASUS a little after Christmas. Hating Windows8 …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2014 on "Just 5 More Minutes" +2
#16 - anonymous (06/16/2014) [-]
I bought an Asus Laptop back when Windows 7 was standard, and this thing has been amazingly reliable for the past 2 or 3 years. No problems at all...

Aside from the volume thing you described. It has that bullshit issue too, even when my volume is at max I gotta put my ear up to my laptop like it's a goddamn sea shell in order to understand dialogue. Thank god for headphones.
#25 - qotsa (06/16/2014) [-]
i bought my asus laptop about 2 years ago, and i've never had an issue with the sound. it does start a little slow, though.
User avatar #2 - kennyh (06/15/2014) [-]
I broke my Asus and now have a Toshiba.

Just like everything else, Windows 8 just takes getting used to. Use desktop mode and remember (windowskey + x) = poweruser command.
#83 - One way to do it would just to bring a guy in for dinner and b… 06/15/2014 on Dad plays COD +7
#35 - I'd say he looks more like Silvester Calzone 06/15/2014 on Oh Deadpool +1
#44 - Found this on the Wiki. "Sometime after 131 AG,…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on LoK Book 3 Trailer Analysis 0
#46 - samxdaxman (06/15/2014) [-]
Huh, cool shit.
#42 - My understanding is that Iroh didn't die, he just moved to the…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/15/2014 on LoK Book 3 Trailer Analysis 0
User avatar #43 - samxdaxman (06/15/2014) [-]
So he's like the Jesus of the Avatar world? He just ascended to the Spirit World?
User avatar #44 - wertologist (06/15/2014) [-]
Found this on the Wiki.

"Sometime after 131 AG, feeling that he had done all he could in in the material world, Iroh chose to ascend to the Spirit World, leaving his mortal body behind and letting his soul make a new home there, where he made friends with many spirits, and also constructed a new tea shop."

I don't think that really counts as dying. I just think he went there to live as a spirit. He's been there before as a human too.
#46 - samxdaxman (06/15/2014) [-]
Huh, cool shit.
#40 - Well, if it was Ozai, he'd be fucking ancient. Zuko is an old …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/15/2014 on LoK Book 3 Trailer Analysis +5
User avatar #45 - hellomynameisbill (06/15/2014) [-]
LOK is set an entire generation after TLA. The protagonists were children during TLA, so all adults from the series would've died already.
User avatar #41 - samxdaxman (06/15/2014) [-]
Isn't Iroh dead too though? He's in the spirit world. And yeah, it's more of a vain hope than a possibility.
User avatar #42 - wertologist (06/15/2014) [-]
My understanding is that Iroh didn't die, he just moved to the spirit world. I'm pretty sure humans could pass over without having to die (Zhao, Unalaq) so I think he just moved there because he wanted a nice simple life among the spirits
User avatar #43 - samxdaxman (06/15/2014) [-]
So he's like the Jesus of the Avatar world? He just ascended to the Spirit World?
User avatar #44 - wertologist (06/15/2014) [-]
Found this on the Wiki.

"Sometime after 131 AG, feeling that he had done all he could in in the material world, Iroh chose to ascend to the Spirit World, leaving his mortal body behind and letting his soul make a new home there, where he made friends with many spirits, and also constructed a new tea shop."

I don't think that really counts as dying. I just think he went there to live as a spirit. He's been there before as a human too.
#46 - samxdaxman (06/15/2014) [-]
Huh, cool shit.
#4 - That show always creeped me out and made me uncomfortable. Don… 06/15/2014 on Can't believe I didn't... +7
#52 - Picture 06/15/2014 on Shrek 0
#76 - Still haven't seen it. Still don't want to 06/14/2014 on Titanic 0
#22 - There is a Cabelas near my area. I went there with my grandfat…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Edumacation 0
#105 - wesergold (06/13/2014) [-]
in germany most hunters carry high calibre handguns like .44 and .357 to place the finishing shot on a wounded animal.
User avatar #23 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
Bears. Not even trying to be facetious. I had a lot of fisherman who came in looking for a .44/.50 for self defense against bears on their trips up to Alaska.
#28 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
12gauge
User avatar #59 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
Handgun is easier to carry through the woods than a shotgun?
User avatar #500 - curveball (06/13/2014) [-]
I think it's part of the sport; handgun hunters have to get closer to their prey to ensure they hit a vital area, so there's a greater element of stalking to it. Something like a .454 Casull will drop a moose if it hits the head, or near the heart.
User avatar #512 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
Exactly, and some states also have different "seasons" for different methods of hunting. Bow, rifle, muzzle-loader, and handgun.
User avatar #519 - curveball (06/13/2014) [-]
While I'm not surprised that it exists, I've never heard of hunting with a muzzle loader. What ammo does it use?
User avatar #538 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
Illinois is pretty big on it. It's technically not considered a "firearm." So you don't need to pass a background check to obtain one. They come in all kinds of calibers.
#5 - I believe it's a marketing technique. If stupid people see som…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Hip Hop T-Shirt +1
User avatar #7 - whatugawkinat (06/13/2014) [-]
Nah, the carts have either been left by a shopper or used by an employee. They toss random items that have been misplaced into a cart so they can restock everything where it needs to be.
#6 - I would have put a few inside a box of cereal and shook it up … 06/13/2014 on Cage Is Love Cage Is Life +39
#19 - >Common handguns >.50 caliber I'm not going…  [+] (27 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Edumacation +2
#187 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
Many guns use the .50 caliber while not very practical they do exist and are not rare.
500 Mag S&W
Desert Eagle
Model 500 Raging Bull S&W
Model 500 Raging Bull Taurus

Note the magnums fire the same caliber bullet with more of a charge in the case
The action express .50 is the Desert Eagle cartridge
the .50 Beowulf is technically a rifle cartridge but is used in the .50 Beowulf AR pistol which is classified as a pistol AR is reference to the original Armalite design of rifles
User avatar #768 - heartbleed (06/14/2014) [-]
The .50 Beowulf looks adorable. It's as if it wants to be a full on AR but it's so small...
User avatar #626 - billywonka (06/13/2014) [-]
An AR doesn't have to be in a pistol setup to be chambered for the .50 beowulf, it's just as common if not more that it's on a normal rifle platform.
There's also the .50 GI, a new gimmick pistol caliber that's not really going anywhere but you can find 1911's and glocks chambered in it.
User avatar #882 - kamikazikraut (06/16/2014) [-]
How about the .45GAP..? During the last ammo rush, it was the fist time we ever saw it move off the shelf.. Mainly because people were too uninformed to know the difference between .45ACP and .45GAP
#190 - wwttff (06/13/2014) [-]
aaaaand i wasn't logged in
User avatar #205 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
I gave you a thumb. I did get excited for a moment because an Anon made an informative statement!
User avatar #674 - youmotherfather (06/13/2014) [-]
You look like you have your way with guns, please tell me, why do so many people love the Desert Eagle?
User avatar #705 - kamikazikraut (06/14/2014) [-]
They want to look "badass." If I had all the money in the world.. I'd probably buy one of the gold plated tiger stripe versions... They're expensive as hell to shoot.. God awful heavy.. And big... I think one in .44mag would be more beneficial and "cheaper" to shoot..
#456 - tjubox (06/13/2014) [-]
>2000$

Counter Strike lied to me all this time...
#408 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
deagle brand deagle
Not even once
User avatar #60 - mindsculptorjace (06/13/2014) [-]
The practicality is in it's looks; that thing is a beast.
User avatar #671 - youmotherfather (06/13/2014) [-]
Why do people think this is badass? It's a huge gun, about the size of a human head, it looks like a hair drier, it has massive recoil, it's not practicable, expensive and most people who would shoot it would look like asses. It looks like the perfect redneck gun in my opinion, especially that shitty gold version.
User avatar #883 - billywonka (06/16/2014) [-]
You know how the commander of a platoon is usually the one with a pistol? It's the same idea behind the deagle, it represents power, glorious fiddy cal power. Remember that scene from MW2 where the bad guy uses it to publicly execute a guy?
User avatar #884 - youmotherfather (06/16/2014) [-]
That's from the first modern warfare, but yeah, I get what you're saying, I just think that the Desert Eagle is for the uneducated crowd.
User avatar #679 - mindsculptorjace (06/13/2014) [-]
It's sheer size is what I was refering to. Most people will be taken aback/scared just from having such a large weapon pulled out on them. Enough to foil most, if not all, potential muggers.

That's not to say I would ever own one myself.
User avatar #680 - youmotherfather (06/13/2014) [-]
Oh, I got it now, thanks.
#637 - lolme (06/13/2014) [-]
Indeed. This thing is the definition of badass.
User avatar #22 - wertologist (06/13/2014) [-]
There is a Cabelas near my area. I went there with my grandfather once and I took the time to look at all the guns in awe. I come across a revolver that went from my elbow to my fingers. I went up to the guy at the counter.
Me: This is a hunting store right?
Guy: Yup
Me: What the hell do you hunt with this??
#105 - wesergold (06/13/2014) [-]
in germany most hunters carry high calibre handguns like .44 and .357 to place the finishing shot on a wounded animal.
User avatar #23 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
Bears. Not even trying to be facetious. I had a lot of fisherman who came in looking for a .44/.50 for self defense against bears on their trips up to Alaska.
#28 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
12gauge
User avatar #59 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
Handgun is easier to carry through the woods than a shotgun?
User avatar #500 - curveball (06/13/2014) [-]
I think it's part of the sport; handgun hunters have to get closer to their prey to ensure they hit a vital area, so there's a greater element of stalking to it. Something like a .454 Casull will drop a moose if it hits the head, or near the heart.
User avatar #512 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
Exactly, and some states also have different "seasons" for different methods of hunting. Bow, rifle, muzzle-loader, and handgun.
User avatar #519 - curveball (06/13/2014) [-]
While I'm not surprised that it exists, I've never heard of hunting with a muzzle loader. What ammo does it use?
User avatar #538 - kamikazikraut (06/13/2014) [-]
Illinois is pretty big on it. It's technically not considered a "firearm." So you don't need to pass a background check to obtain one. They come in all kinds of calibers.
#31 - Picture 06/13/2014 on Fuck Jenny McCarthy +4
#39 - OC? You comp'd a few comps together. That in no way is OC  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on psychadelicace comps comp +3
#55 - anonymous (06/13/2014) [-]
It's satirical....wow...
#204 - Scrubs wasn't really canceled. It was ended.  [+] (8 new replies) 06/13/2014 on (untitled) +7
User avatar #226 - jamessevensix (06/13/2014) [-]
and it ran for 9 seasons...pretty damn good run.
User avatar #244 - willgum (06/13/2014) [-]
"we do not consider the atrocity of the 9 season as scrubs"
-internet law
User avatar #414 - hiukuss (06/13/2014) [-]
Can someone tell me why season 9 doesn't exist?
I don't think I've ever seen it.
User avatar #417 - willgum (06/14/2014) [-]
because it was very bad as part of scrubs they removed the some of the best characters (like the janitor) and tried to change the main character
User avatar #249 - jamessevensix (06/13/2014) [-]
have to admit that is true.
User avatar #252 - willgum (06/13/2014) [-]
I'll admit it exists but it isn't part of scrubs greatness
User avatar #355 - burdenedsoul (06/13/2014) [-]
it was a spin-off that failed
User avatar #222 - playerdous (06/13/2014) [-]
Agreed, after 8 seasons you've had a good run.
#39 - I need some Supernatural reaction pictures. I rarely see them …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Tumblr did funny +1
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#34 - reekballs (06/10/2014) [-]
Oh no he didnt

yes i did
#47 - anonymous (06/10/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** you mean this?
#41 - thiswasnttaken (06/10/2014) [-]
And now we wait for this to be rolled.
User avatar #35 - reekballs (06/10/2014) [-]
FUCK WRONG IMAGE
#36 - reekballs (06/10/2014) [-]
Sorry for that
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User avatar #11 - thewitchking (07/10/2014) [-]
ur a faggot
User avatar #10 - iamatroll (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #9 - TheFixer (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #8 - dennisc (03/06/2012) [-]
Why are you such a dumbass?
#7 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
hey dumbass
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