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wertologist

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#17 - Jokes on you, you could in turn sell them.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/22/2016 on U Fuckin' Know It Bitch +7
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#19 - shadowstepone (07/22/2016) [-]
Jokes on you, you've flooded the market with enough of them that every human being on earth could have 3, you sold them for almost no money and you still have to deal with billions of them
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#59 - badgoodass (07/22/2016) [-]
except you can sell it for scrap prices, which is still more than enough
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#20 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
But I still made a killing. I'm set for life and everyone has a few worthless things. After I sold them(or at least a good chunk), I don't give a fuck what they do with them. I don't care about their value either. I didn't pay a cent for them. If I sold each one for a dollar, I've made profit.

I likely couldn't sell them all though, but I still wouldn't be worried. If they are made of wood, sell it as fire wood. If it's made of metal, sell the scrap. If the market is flooded with them and they become worthless, then I do what I said above. If they suddenly become more valuable, I'm making even more.

I see no downside for me. You're move, bruh.
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#21 - shadowstepone (07/22/2016) [-]
you've made a company off selling these useless things, imagine the PR nightmare when people learn that you murdered a child to get them all?
#26 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
Bad publicity is good publicity. By the time anyone bothers to look into how I obtained them(which would be incredibly hard to correlate), I'm set for life. Judging by the picture, it's not America, the greatest country in the world, or any other country I'd care to visit. Any punishment I would be sentenced to would be in that country. I'd likely never set foot in that fecal dump so I'm legally free of all punishment. Whose to say I wasn't forced to shoot the kid? They don't know I chose to. They have no reason to look that far into it. It's my word against what look like pirates or terrorists so even if it came to light, I'd still be clear.

You sir, just got bamboozled at your own game.
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#37 - rumpelstilzchen (07/22/2016) [-]
Frodo should stop smoking that stuff from Gandalf
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#27 - shadowstepone (07/22/2016) [-]
jokes on you, none of this was real and you neither shot the kid nor got the dollers
rekt
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#30 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
It was a hypothetical situation. We both know it ain't real. I just found ways around your pessimism. You got bamboozled. You dropped the ball. Eviscerated. Thrown out of the court. Feces have been dumped on your chest. You ate soup with chopsticks. Your debit card was rejected. You bought stock in shake weights. Your chocolate frosty turned vanilla.
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#77 - shadowstepone (07/22/2016) [-]
you're right. You won and i'm now 102% salt
#78 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
It's all good. Here's a naked picture to cheer you up. Might even hydrate you after all that salt.
#22 - I think it's OK to be a little disappointed. I ******* loved t… 07/22/2016 on budget +2
#1469240 - Don't forget about that time Jill almost got sandwiched. 07/22/2016 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1469239 - The bosses(Mendez and Salazar, and krauser), don't have the sa…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1469249 - giinthir (07/22/2016) [-]
Well I have no idea then.
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#1469250 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
I'm in the same boat. That's why I'm asking here. I don't have a damn clue.
#1469229 - I don't think that's it. Leon didn't stop or interrupt the rit…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1469234 - giinthir (07/22/2016) [-]
Well most of the villagers are mindless, aside from some chanting now and then. The ritual would make her act human and normal, like the bosses. The ritual must refine them.
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#1469239 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
The bosses(Mendez and Salazar, and krauser), don't have the same strain of plaga as the ganados. They have the dominant strand. Saddler doesn't control them at all. They have 100% free will. If Ashley had the same strain, she wouldn't be susceptible to control. There is a "note" found on the island written by saddler. He says he has to choose hosts for the dominant strains wisely because unless they were loyal, they could betray him. If Ashley got it, he would have no control over her.

The ganados are in a sort of drone mode due to not being too bright. If someone with a dominant plaga is there, they will do whatever they want. Without constant orders, they drone. It's likely Ashley wouldn't have been more susceptible than any other ganado.
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#1469249 - giinthir (07/22/2016) [-]
Well I have no idea then.
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#1469250 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
I'm in the same boat. That's why I'm asking here. I don't have a damn clue.
#1469171 - I doubt it'll be like spore. That was a massive **** you and E… 07/22/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1469165 - I was interested when I was first shown the game, but I can't …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1469168 - ohemgeezus (07/22/2016) [-]
yeah I imagine after a couple hours everyone will get bored of it. It would be cool if you could walk around inside the ship because you could have stowaway random events and shit. This will be another spore disaster
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#1469171 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
I doubt it'll be like spore. That was a massive fuck you and EA was to blame. Isn't this game an indie? That alone puts it at a higher chance of enjoyment. It's still in development so hopefully they will include more shit. If not, when the game comes out, they may continue developing it. I see a lot of potential and I hope they don't fuck up.

I hope they add npcs and an offline mode too. Npcs would make it less empty. Like planets with cities full of civilians, space full of traders, explorers, and pirates. I hope to god they do offline mode. I hate other players.
#1469156 - Include me please. I want to know how it goes. 07/22/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1469148 - Quick Resident Evil question. In re4, Salazar says th…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1469235 - alexanderburns (07/22/2016) [-]
he fucked her and they had to take it out to make the game be M instead of adults only
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#1469223 - giinthir (07/22/2016) [-]
The ritual was probably something to complete the infection so she'd be completely under control before they let her leave. But Leon causing issues interrupted them
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#1469229 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
I don't think that's it. Leon didn't stop or interrupt the ritual. When he gets to Salazar, he says he's too late and she's headed to the island. You will eventually turn regardless of the ritual and you would be under Saddler's control. Leon didn't get a ritual, but nearly turned and saddler still had some control over him. I also doubt the did rituals on every single plaga infested person/creature. I can't imagine they got Del Lago all the way up that tower.
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#1469234 - giinthir (07/22/2016) [-]
Well most of the villagers are mindless, aside from some chanting now and then. The ritual would make her act human and normal, like the bosses. The ritual must refine them.
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#1469239 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
The bosses(Mendez and Salazar, and krauser), don't have the same strain of plaga as the ganados. They have the dominant strand. Saddler doesn't control them at all. They have 100% free will. If Ashley had the same strain, she wouldn't be susceptible to control. There is a "note" found on the island written by saddler. He says he has to choose hosts for the dominant strains wisely because unless they were loyal, they could betray him. If Ashley got it, he would have no control over her.

The ganados are in a sort of drone mode due to not being too bright. If someone with a dominant plaga is there, they will do whatever they want. Without constant orders, they drone. It's likely Ashley wouldn't have been more susceptible than any other ganado.
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#1469249 - giinthir (07/22/2016) [-]
Well I have no idea then.
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#1469250 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
I'm in the same boat. That's why I'm asking here. I don't have a damn clue.
#1469150 - desacabose (07/21/2016) [-]
I think we both know what the ritual was
#1469151 - anon (07/21/2016) [-]
sex doesn't exist in the RE universe
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#1469153 - desacabose (07/22/2016) [-]
What about that time luis got penetrated by a large old man
#1469240 - wertologist (07/22/2016) [-]
Don't forget about that time Jill almost got sandwiched.
#53 - Where is "here"? I'm sure every country has varying … 07/21/2016 on Kek: Sony spent a total of... +1