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#22 - To add to what ChaosShuffle said, it's also kind of like a &qu… 02/21/2016 on the fastest man alive is... +2
#70 - No, the other %5 lie about not watching porn. 02/21/2016 on For the love of god, plz... 0
#39 - I don't really remember the Shivering Isles being that big. I …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/20/2016 on Somebody call Nick -1
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#74 - bouazizforever (02/28/2016) [-]
By the way, what's that "no reason to go there" zone?
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#75 - wertologist (02/28/2016) [-]
The light blue areas are empty. As in no reason to go there. Like the river. It's there, but there is nothing to do there and it's a pain to get out. The other areas are those big empty dried up lakes. I'm all for big empty places, but at least put them between important areas rather than to the side where you will never need to even go near them. If I see a big map, I look at the playable areas and gauge that. I don't pay attention to the "size" of the map. What is the point of a massive map if you can only explore a fraction of it?
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#76 - bouazizforever (02/29/2016) [-]
Yeah, it kinda sucks, although it gives more space for mods (Wasteland Defense or Cars mod, still sucks for console players tho).
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#73 - bouazizforever (02/28/2016) [-]
Well shit, the playable area looks pretty small compared to the Pip-Boy's map
#40 - plantain (02/20/2016) [-]
It was pretty damn big for a DLC And that's just physical size. There were quite a few interesting, well-done quests and a lot of new items and unique characters.

Unlike the base game which had some filler characters, every named NPC in the Shivering Isles had some sort of quirk or interesting dialogue.
#36 - I mean, that doesn't exactly mean it will be huge. The biggest…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/20/2016 on Somebody call Nick -1
#37 - plantain (02/20/2016) [-]
The biggest DLC map was the Shivering Isles, if I remember correctly. Then either Solsthiem in the Bloodmoon DLC or Point Lookout.
#39 - wertologist (02/20/2016) [-]
I don't really remember the Shivering Isles being that big. I remember the map beings wide, but there were many blocked off areas that really shrunk the map down. I have yet to see Solsthiem yet so I can't really say. What I mean with the Shivering Isles can be said about New Vegas(yes, I know it wasn't Bethesda). Take a look at the New Vegas map. It seems pretty big, but if you fill in the areas that you can't go, the map is horribly small.

Red = Can't access
Light Blue = No reason to go there
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#74 - bouazizforever (02/28/2016) [-]
By the way, what's that "no reason to go there" zone?
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#75 - wertologist (02/28/2016) [-]
The light blue areas are empty. As in no reason to go there. Like the river. It's there, but there is nothing to do there and it's a pain to get out. The other areas are those big empty dried up lakes. I'm all for big empty places, but at least put them between important areas rather than to the side where you will never need to even go near them. If I see a big map, I look at the playable areas and gauge that. I don't pay attention to the "size" of the map. What is the point of a massive map if you can only explore a fraction of it?
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#76 - bouazizforever (02/29/2016) [-]
Yeah, it kinda sucks, although it gives more space for mods (Wasteland Defense or Cars mod, still sucks for console players tho).
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#73 - bouazizforever (02/28/2016) [-]
Well shit, the playable area looks pretty small compared to the Pip-Boy's map
#40 - plantain (02/20/2016) [-]
It was pretty damn big for a DLC And that's just physical size. There were quite a few interesting, well-done quests and a lot of new items and unique characters.

Unlike the base game which had some filler characters, every named NPC in the Shivering Isles had some sort of quirk or interesting dialogue.
#35 - You really don't understand what replay value is. Replay value… 02/20/2016 on Somebody call Nick 0
#28 - It's the way she reacted TM to it. Her face is one of "T… 02/20/2016 on make things right +3
#48 - The Joker is more than just a psycho who looks like a clown. T…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/19/2016 on harley vs joker +1
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#157 - comicexplain (02/19/2016) [-]
The blood was mostly for effect! In honesty, it was likely much, much smaller, about as much as you'd expect a kick in the face to look like.

However, the editor likely asked for more blood.

To, uh, drive home just how much of a 'strong, independent woman' Harley is now? Or something.
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#150 - willgum (02/19/2016) [-]
If memory serves correct he isn't immune to anything he just tells people that he is to make him seem more threatening but just in case

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#156 - comicexplain (02/19/2016) [-]
Not quite! It's true that Joker is immune to many sorts of toxins.

"An avid consumer of his own chemical experiments, the Joker's immunity to poison concoctions that might kill another man in an instant has been developed over years of dedicated abuse."
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#161 - willgum (02/19/2016) [-]
alight cool I now know new things thanks man
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#163 - comicexplain (02/19/2016) [-]
Cheers! Just glad to help!
#49 - masterme (02/19/2016) [-]
so he got magical disapearing infinity blood?
#9 - Hey look! It's Jack Johnson and John Jackson! 02/19/2016 on TFW you're running against... +5
#125 - You were answering the questions wrong. He isn't a fighter. Pi…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2016 on Akinator is getting creepy. 0
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#126 - fatminion (02/18/2016) [-]
I answerd "i don't know" to ambiguous questions, like I said. They weren't counted as questions he asked. Apart from that, I had to manually enter the name at the end and there were no similar name in the list to select from.

I beat him.

The questions were shite anyway, and he never once asked something specific that could have been linked to anything done pre-2000s (I know LotR and HP and Narnia are pre-2000s, but the films are not).

Let's think of some obscure character and then go through Akinator together over Skype or something. How about that guy from Aaah! Real Monsters with the eyeballs in his hands? How about tomorrow at 9am GMT? My skype is mikeburns1976 I think.
#121 - Just tested it with Alex. It guessed it right. You have to ans…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2016 on Akinator is getting creepy. 0
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#122 - fatminion (02/18/2016) [-]
or he learned from me first ;) The only dubious questions for me were:

"has he kissed anyone on-screen"
yes, he did, but in Mummy 3, as another actor with an American accent. In number 2 he's British

I answered "no"

"does he go to school?"
I answered "probably" because he probably goes to school, but I'm not sure it's mentioned in the film.

There were a few I answered "I don't know" which shouldn't count, like "is he a fighter?". I dunno - he never really "fought", but he was a fighter.

It is an AI, so it's not the same question algorithm each time. Akinator just goes through it's own set of questions in the order he thinks gives him the best answer. He probably uses information like my IP and my age to guess. I am in Germany (probably why he asked a lot about European people) and I entered "99" as age, which only young, paranoid people do, so the likelihood of Alex McConnell is a lot less than for Neville Longbottom or Edmund from Narnia. I'll try it again, and probably get different questions, and probably because I did him yesterday, you today, he's marked him as "trending" and will consider him higher. Plus he really wasn't in the database before I did it - I had to add him.
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#125 - wertologist (02/18/2016) [-]
You were answering the questions wrong. He isn't a fighter. Picking up a weapon to defend yourself doesn't mean you are a fighter. Unless I know all the questions it asked you and what your answers were, I'm going to assume you answered them wrong.

I know its not the same every time, but it stores up all those answers that lead to each person. Alex is a very notable character to not guess. He's not some unheard of character. I've seen it guess characters that were so minor in the shows they are from.

The age thing probably helps pinpoint the answer. It doesn't log your age in. I refuse to believe he wasn't in the database. You must have answered the questions wrong and ended up creating a second(or third or fourth, etc) Alex in the database.
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#126 - fatminion (02/18/2016) [-]
I answerd "i don't know" to ambiguous questions, like I said. They weren't counted as questions he asked. Apart from that, I had to manually enter the name at the end and there were no similar name in the list to select from.

I beat him.

The questions were shite anyway, and he never once asked something specific that could have been linked to anything done pre-2000s (I know LotR and HP and Narnia are pre-2000s, but the films are not).

Let's think of some obscure character and then go through Akinator together over Skype or something. How about that guy from Aaah! Real Monsters with the eyeballs in his hands? How about tomorrow at 9am GMT? My skype is mikeburns1976 I think.
#120 - I'm pretty sure he guessed the mummy itself. I think I remembe… 02/18/2016 on Akinator is getting creepy. 0
#44 - You sure you answered those questions right? That's a pretty n…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/18/2016 on Akinator is getting creepy. 0
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#61 - fatminion (02/18/2016) [-]
I think Akinator is great at guessing moderin-ish and internet-hyped people. He kept asking if it was a boy or girl multiple times and always was just guessing around popular English fantasy children side-characters. He asked me so often if he had black hair, but never blonde! Kept asking if he's a detective or something. Anyway, at the end I had to type it in, and when I did, it showed me some other similar names people had to type in or already-existing ones, and only Evie and Rick were there. Maybe I should try the brother-in-law or the mummy himself.
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#121 - wertologist (02/18/2016) [-]
Just tested it with Alex. It guessed it right. You have to answer the questions right. You may have answered some wrong.
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#122 - fatminion (02/18/2016) [-]
or he learned from me first ;) The only dubious questions for me were:

"has he kissed anyone on-screen"
yes, he did, but in Mummy 3, as another actor with an American accent. In number 2 he's British

I answered "no"

"does he go to school?"
I answered "probably" because he probably goes to school, but I'm not sure it's mentioned in the film.

There were a few I answered "I don't know" which shouldn't count, like "is he a fighter?". I dunno - he never really "fought", but he was a fighter.

It is an AI, so it's not the same question algorithm each time. Akinator just goes through it's own set of questions in the order he thinks gives him the best answer. He probably uses information like my IP and my age to guess. I am in Germany (probably why he asked a lot about European people) and I entered "99" as age, which only young, paranoid people do, so the likelihood of Alex McConnell is a lot less than for Neville Longbottom or Edmund from Narnia. I'll try it again, and probably get different questions, and probably because I did him yesterday, you today, he's marked him as "trending" and will consider him higher. Plus he really wasn't in the database before I did it - I had to add him.
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#125 - wertologist (02/18/2016) [-]
You were answering the questions wrong. He isn't a fighter. Picking up a weapon to defend yourself doesn't mean you are a fighter. Unless I know all the questions it asked you and what your answers were, I'm going to assume you answered them wrong.

I know its not the same every time, but it stores up all those answers that lead to each person. Alex is a very notable character to not guess. He's not some unheard of character. I've seen it guess characters that were so minor in the shows they are from.

The age thing probably helps pinpoint the answer. It doesn't log your age in. I refuse to believe he wasn't in the database. You must have answered the questions wrong and ended up creating a second(or third or fourth, etc) Alex in the database.
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#126 - fatminion (02/18/2016) [-]
I answerd "i don't know" to ambiguous questions, like I said. They weren't counted as questions he asked. Apart from that, I had to manually enter the name at the end and there were no similar name in the list to select from.

I beat him.

The questions were shite anyway, and he never once asked something specific that could have been linked to anything done pre-2000s (I know LotR and HP and Narnia are pre-2000s, but the films are not).

Let's think of some obscure character and then go through Akinator together over Skype or something. How about that guy from Aaah! Real Monsters with the eyeballs in his hands? How about tomorrow at 9am GMT? My skype is mikeburns1976 I think.
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#120 - wertologist (02/18/2016) [-]
I'm pretty sure he guessed the mummy itself. I think I remember choosing him once. The way I think it works is that the more people that use it, it stores the answers to those questions if its right so it can better guess them later. If someone beats it, it asks who you chose so it can pick the answers you chose for future questions if someone chose the same person.
#43 - I used to think that, but I did "Tom" from Tom and J…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2016 on Akinator is getting creepy. +1
#148 - hapasan (02/19/2016) [-]
If the character is somewhat well known, I notice he gets it in around 10 questions. More obscure characters (Like I did Greybeards from Skyrim) he takes longer, around 40. Still pretty crazy though.
Pic related, he just did this now.
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#27 - lurkerlarry (02/16/2016) [-]
Also, I seem to recall a certain box-dweller saying something.
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#128 - I'm not bending history. If the Spartans weren't created, huma…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2016 on Unlucky -2
#144 - anon (02/15/2016) [-]
The "bending history" line is a quote from Halo 4, where Halsey is talking to an official and makes basically the same argument about her actions as you did.
#27 - She's not really an asshole though. What she did was out of ne…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2016 on Unlucky +25
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#37 - sliferzpwns (02/15/2016) [-]
Finally somebody that understands that she was following orders. I can't find anybody that knows she was ONI's sacrificial lamb, because they are into some shady shit, seeing they caused the next sangheli civil war and supplied the weapons and intel. ONI is fuuckedf up, and I pray that the arbiter doesn't find this out, because it may cause another conflict and I don't want the elites to go extinct from our mac cannons.
#22 - The ends did justify the means though. It was very drastic, bu…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/15/2016 on Unlucky +35
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#129 - commontroll (02/15/2016) [-]
Yeah, but she lucked out that the Covenant attacked. She created them before Harvest, and committed a hell of a lot of crimes making the SPARTAN II program, the innies were pretty justified to fight against a government that kidnapped children and forced them into training so brutal most of them died.
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#40 - sgtmajjohnson (02/15/2016) [-]
You're bending history in her favor and you know it. She developed the Spartans to crush human rebellion, not to fight the Covenant. See what I did there?
But yeah, she still saved millions in the Insurrection alone, but there was no extinction level threat to humanity when she developed the Spartans. It's pretty gray to me: yeah, she saved lives, but she did it by forcibly conscripting 6 year olds into a program that essentially guaranteed that they would be killed or crippled.

As for #37, she still designed the Spartan II program. It was her idea to conscript the children. Post-war, ONI tried to cover themselves by putting all the blame on her, but it's not entirely true that she was just following orders, because she designed the program. That said, FUCK the Sangheili. I have no problem with ONI prolonging their civil war even if it's simply out of spite. They slaughtered billions of humans out of religious fervor, and while the Arbiter's cool now, his fleet was responsible for over a billion human deaths. He's like a hundred Hitlers condensed into one Sauropod. I can understand them not letting that go.
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#128 - wertologist (02/15/2016) [-]
I'm not bending history. If the Spartans weren't created, humanity wouldn't have survived. She didn't plan on the Covenant, but she knew that if the rebellion continued, it would have escalated into a full blown war which would have killed millions of people. Let's pretend the Covenant never came around for a minute. The insurrectionists would have started a war and millions would have died. The Spartans would have prevented that whole war and the insurrection would have been obliterated. The lives of a few children versus millions of people? That is a good trade. If the people in charge were bleeding hearts then they would have all died. In times of great war like that, you need to be willing to make certain sacrifices for the greater good.
#144 - anon (02/15/2016) [-]
The "bending history" line is a quote from Halo 4, where Halsey is talking to an official and makes basically the same argument about her actions as you did.
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#54 - sliferzpwns (02/15/2016) [-]
I like the way you put that, except for the sangheli stuff. The sangheli are not a threat anymore and we need to work on getting allied with them, because the flood shitstorm that we all know is festering and growing somewhere is about to have another feast.
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#131 - commontroll (02/15/2016) [-]
28 years of war with the Sangheli spearheading the war leading to humanity's extinction. 28 years and the only reason they rebelled was because they lost their place as co-top dog race.

Fuck that shit. They're powerful, sure, but the Covenant isn't really a threat any more, it's shattered apart, the Sangheli are fractured, and they need to be if humanity is going to gain enough power to not fear another Covenant reforming. At least 24 billion humans were exterminated, in major part due to the Sangheli. And this wasn't like Nazi Germany where the Wermacht was just fighting soldiers and it was the SS doing the exterminating. On all levels the Sangheli were a part of the extermination process. Fuck that shit.
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#55 - sgtmajjohnson (02/15/2016) [-]
Yeah, I know I know. It's just that I don't blame ONI (or any humans) for hating the Sangheili after what they suffered through. Also, some of them are sort of a threat, because the Covenant remnant has remained pretty powerful within their species though they should be weakened after Jul 'Mdama's death and their defeat at Suniaon. but then again ONI is partially the reason for that, because they've been prolonging the Civil War. All around, fuck ONI, but I understand their distaste towards Elites.
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#59 - sliferzpwns (02/15/2016) [-]
Yeah I can definitely understand ONI's protocol. Humanity is also weak at the moment, and our survival is basically in the balance still.
#73 - shweeeeeet (02/15/2016) [-]
Don't stop commenting now, you just got me hooked. Talk about more stuff
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#25 - thepizzadevourer (02/15/2016) [-]
Didn't argue that. Just said that she's an asshole.
#118 - anon (02/15/2016) [-]
Making the hard decision does not make one an asshole
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#27 - wertologist (02/15/2016) [-]
She's not really an asshole though. What she did was out of necessity. She didn't want to do it. She even felt remorse while doing it. She was almost taken off the project because they felt she was too sympathetic. She may be a bit cold and did some shady shit, but that doesn't mean she's an asshole.
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#37 - sliferzpwns (02/15/2016) [-]
Finally somebody that understands that she was following orders. I can't find anybody that knows she was ONI's sacrificial lamb, because they are into some shady shit, seeing they caused the next sangheli civil war and supplied the weapons and intel. ONI is fuuckedf up, and I pray that the arbiter doesn't find this out, because it may cause another conflict and I don't want the elites to go extinct from our mac cannons.
#59 - I've seen the ending. Multiple times. I just want to watch it …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2016 on netflix is chilling with you! 0
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#60 - lazysans (02/14/2016) [-]
whatever floats your boat
#57 - I know how to do it. I just don't like watching it on my lapto…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2016 on netflix is chilling with you! 0
#58 - lazysans (02/14/2016) [-]
**lazysans used "*roll picture*"**
**lazysans rolled image**hey, i hate that too, but i went online. the ending is awesome.
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#59 - wertologist (02/14/2016) [-]
I've seen the ending. Multiple times. I just want to watch it in the background.
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#60 - lazysans (02/14/2016) [-]
whatever floats your boat
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#21 - murrlogic (11/22/2015) [-]
Afternoon
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#18 - wholesomeburn (09/15/2014) [-]
GREETINGS MORTAL... I REQUIRE YOUR AID... Some random guy said you knew a bunch of good mods for fallout NV, mind sharing?
#12 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks for the add mate, can't wait to see the next castle post!
#13 to #12 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
No problem. I loved your McDisiasters as well. May be a while til the next one though. I have to be in the mood to play Sims. It takes roughly 30 minutes just to get in the game to kill people.
#15 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
oh, and thanks for liking my content!
#14 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
i know man, i got the sims 2 free on origin, all dlc and everything, still not interesting enough for me. i play minecraft instead, haha
#16 to #14 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
I play Minecraft and Battlefront 2 (mods galore)mostly. I got a good server to play on for minecraft. If you'd like, I can PM you the IP.
#17 to #16 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
sure, also a list of mods and forge version. I tried to play on Phanact's server, but i would rather eat a bullet.
#11 - thewitchking (07/10/2014) [-]
ur a faggot
#10 - iamatroll (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
#9 - TheFixer (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
#8 - dennisc (03/06/2012) [-]
Why are you such a dumbass?
#7 - anon (03/06/2012) [-]
hey dumbass