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wertologist

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#76 - What is the name of that game? I have been trying to remember …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on No internet 0
User avatar #80 - cyborgbanana (01/23/2015) [-]
Rodent's Revenge shit was so cash.
#14 - I have never once used a mini-nuke. 01/23/2015 on A Simple Guide to Fallout 0
#126 - But The Flash can think as fast as he moves... 01/23/2015 on catch super power 0
#74 - These are New Vegas deathclaws. The Fallout 3 deathclaws were …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2015 on WWTLLD 0
User avatar #76 - heartlessrobot (01/23/2015) [-]
Darts instantly cripple legs and inflicts poison damage which can stack.
#94 - While we're on the topic of learning, I'd like to ask for some… 01/22/2015 on I thought I would be a shoe-in 0
#17 - I loved the prequels. At first glance I thought Anakin was a b… 01/22/2015 on New lightsabers be like 0
#15 - Probably not. They both got them just lobbed off. Anakin stret…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2015 on New lightsabers be like 0
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (01/22/2015) [-]
That just makes me remember how bad the prequels were

Anakin being a total bitch compared to Obi wan
User avatar #17 - wertologist (01/22/2015) [-]
I loved the prequels. At first glance I thought Anakin was a bitch too, but after thinking more about it was kind of justified that he acted that way. He was manipulated into doing Palpapalpalpatine's bidding unknowingly. His friend who he trusted his life with was merely using him for his own ends at creating a galactic empire. Palpatine probably predicted the whole shebang down to the part where he turned into Darth Syphilis. He knew just how to manipulate Anakin due to them being so close. He knew he could twist him because of his love for Panda Bear.

Try to picture the movies from Anakin's point of view. Falls in love with pomegranate, gets horrible nightmares about her death(has a history of nightmares coming true and she's the last of his family aside from Ooobie doobie), told not to worry about it by Yoga Pants, manically depressed at the thought of losing her, is told one of his oldest friends can help save her, has to kill an entire religion/cult and a bunch of kids all the while knowing he is supposed to be the good guy, has to fight his best friend after he thinks his wife sent him to kill him, gets his arm and legs chopped off by his best friend who also left him to slowly burn to death by a lava river, barely survives only to be forced into a gimp suit with an asthma problem, and finally told his wife died because of him by his only remaining friend who had promised to help him in exchange for going dark and overthrowing the entire republic.

Little orphan Ani wasn't so much of a bitch. He was just manipulated and twisted by an old man with a massage wand up his sleeve.
#13 - Vader chopped that bad boy off. He didn't slide the blade down…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2015 on New lightsabers be like 0
User avatar #14 - turtletroll (01/22/2015) [-]
Well aren't lightsabers already made out of saber proof material?

was it anakin that I was thinking of not luke?
User avatar #15 - wertologist (01/22/2015) [-]
Probably not. They both got them just lobbed off. Anakin stretched out his arm for Dooku to help with his masturbation addiction. Anakin again needs help from Obi-bro Kenobi and has him lob off both arms because he became ambidextrous and his foot for good measure.

A for the saber proof material, I think the saber crystal only acts as a kind of lens thing. The power or light shoots through it in the direction it is aimed and produces the beam. I don't know how they work, but I assume it is something like that.
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (01/22/2015) [-]
That just makes me remember how bad the prequels were

Anakin being a total bitch compared to Obi wan
User avatar #17 - wertologist (01/22/2015) [-]
I loved the prequels. At first glance I thought Anakin was a bitch too, but after thinking more about it was kind of justified that he acted that way. He was manipulated into doing Palpapalpalpatine's bidding unknowingly. His friend who he trusted his life with was merely using him for his own ends at creating a galactic empire. Palpatine probably predicted the whole shebang down to the part where he turned into Darth Syphilis. He knew just how to manipulate Anakin due to them being so close. He knew he could twist him because of his love for Panda Bear.

Try to picture the movies from Anakin's point of view. Falls in love with pomegranate, gets horrible nightmares about her death(has a history of nightmares coming true and she's the last of his family aside from Ooobie doobie), told not to worry about it by Yoga Pants, manically depressed at the thought of losing her, is told one of his oldest friends can help save her, has to kill an entire religion/cult and a bunch of kids all the while knowing he is supposed to be the good guy, has to fight his best friend after he thinks his wife sent him to kill him, gets his arm and legs chopped off by his best friend who also left him to slowly burn to death by a lava river, barely survives only to be forced into a gimp suit with an asthma problem, and finally told his wife died because of him by his only remaining friend who had promised to help him in exchange for going dark and overthrowing the entire republic.

Little orphan Ani wasn't so much of a bitch. He was just manipulated and twisted by an old man with a massage wand up his sleeve.
#11 - I know what a crossguard is and it looks ******* stupid…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/22/2015 on New lightsabers be like 0
User avatar #12 - turtletroll (01/22/2015) [-]
Well shit if Luke had one he would not of lost his hand

It's just practical
User avatar #13 - wertologist (01/22/2015) [-]
Vader chopped that bad boy off. He didn't slide the blade down his. He just swung it at his arm. If Luke had finished his training he may not have lost his hand.

The crossguard would probably get chopped off if that were to happen. There is lightsaber resistant materials out there, but Jar Jar Abrams basically said none of the extended universe is canon so that's out the window unless he decides to crowd source other people's ideas to play as his own.
User avatar #14 - turtletroll (01/22/2015) [-]
Well aren't lightsabers already made out of saber proof material?

was it anakin that I was thinking of not luke?
User avatar #15 - wertologist (01/22/2015) [-]
Probably not. They both got them just lobbed off. Anakin stretched out his arm for Dooku to help with his masturbation addiction. Anakin again needs help from Obi-bro Kenobi and has him lob off both arms because he became ambidextrous and his foot for good measure.

A for the saber proof material, I think the saber crystal only acts as a kind of lens thing. The power or light shoots through it in the direction it is aimed and produces the beam. I don't know how they work, but I assume it is something like that.
User avatar #16 - turtletroll (01/22/2015) [-]
That just makes me remember how bad the prequels were

Anakin being a total bitch compared to Obi wan
User avatar #17 - wertologist (01/22/2015) [-]
I loved the prequels. At first glance I thought Anakin was a bitch too, but after thinking more about it was kind of justified that he acted that way. He was manipulated into doing Palpapalpalpatine's bidding unknowingly. His friend who he trusted his life with was merely using him for his own ends at creating a galactic empire. Palpatine probably predicted the whole shebang down to the part where he turned into Darth Syphilis. He knew just how to manipulate Anakin due to them being so close. He knew he could twist him because of his love for Panda Bear.

Try to picture the movies from Anakin's point of view. Falls in love with pomegranate, gets horrible nightmares about her death(has a history of nightmares coming true and she's the last of his family aside from Ooobie doobie), told not to worry about it by Yoga Pants, manically depressed at the thought of losing her, is told one of his oldest friends can help save her, has to kill an entire religion/cult and a bunch of kids all the while knowing he is supposed to be the good guy, has to fight his best friend after he thinks his wife sent him to kill him, gets his arm and legs chopped off by his best friend who also left him to slowly burn to death by a lava river, barely survives only to be forced into a gimp suit with an asthma problem, and finally told his wife died because of him by his only remaining friend who had promised to help him in exchange for going dark and overthrowing the entire republic.

Little orphan Ani wasn't so much of a bitch. He was just manipulated and twisted by an old man with a massage wand up his sleeve.
#19 - Must be nice playing on Very Easy.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2015 on WWTLLD +2
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (01/22/2015) [-]
Highest difficulty.
Dartgun makes Deathclaws as threatening as a quadriplegic soft shelled turtle.
User avatar #74 - wertologist (01/23/2015) [-]
These are New Vegas deathclaws. The Fallout 3 deathclaws were never that hard. New Vegas really beefed them up. There also was no dart gun in New Vegas unless you modded it in. Was the dart gun even worth using? I always had one, but I never used it. Was always more for bullets than lasers or darts.
User avatar #76 - heartlessrobot (01/23/2015) [-]
Darts instantly cripple legs and inflicts poison damage which can stack.
User avatar #29 - derius (01/22/2015) [-]
Nigga, in FO3 dart gun is OP against deathclaws. Instantly cripples the legs.
(I know this pic is from New Vegas and there's no dart gun without mods)
#89 - I figured that Hitler was a practical joker. That whole holoca… 01/22/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +16
#7 - Picture 01/19/2015 on Wow I don't think I cringed... +8
#26 - "Look at Ugg over there. Ugg have two story home." 01/19/2015 on How did they even hunt them? +2
#16 - Picture 01/19/2015 on Trust issues 0
#5 - I certainly wouldn't play it. I'd rather play the regular vers… 01/18/2015 on Never fails to amuse me 0
#1 - Screencapping isn't OC.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on So steam recommended me a... +1
User avatar #2 - royalcannonfodder (01/18/2015) [-]
Verstanden!
#6 - I'm going to need a link to that Midna mask. 01/18/2015 on Why you shouldn't buy... 0
#4 - At what point did I say I doubted it was not real/real? 01/17/2015 on June has no chill +2
#2 - Not exactly a family website. I don't think kids should be on …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2015 on June has no chill +16
#3 - anonymous (01/17/2015) [-]
I'm like 99% sure this is totally real. There's no possible way to make this up.
User avatar #4 - wertologist (01/17/2015) [-]
At what point did I say I doubted it was not real/real?
#39 - Picture 01/16/2015 on Back to the running man? +4
#7 - Wendy couldn't hold it in. 01/16/2015 on Wend-oh... +1
#23 - I really dislike MMOs. I don't have a DS. I don't know if TES …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2015 on Soon 0
User avatar #38 - moviefuckthewhat (01/16/2015) [-]
Redguard was more of a fable/elderscrolls combo then an elderscrolls game.

And I don't blame you for not liking MMO's. I can't stand them myself.

Other then these three, I have no idea. If you're trying to recapture Windwaker then there's also Windwaker HD and Phantom Hourglass.
#14 - Not sure if you're trying to be a smartass or just didn't read…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2015 on Soon 0
User avatar #15 - badsamaritan (01/16/2015) [-]
Both
#15 - That's the Saints Row IV: Game of the Century Edition isn't it? 01/16/2015 on That’s A Yes Then 0
#12 - Somewhat relative to Zelda. Anyone know a good game where you …  [+] (12 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Soon 0
User avatar #36 - chrisel (01/16/2015) [-]
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker HD
User avatar #24 - mondominiman (01/16/2015) [-]
Assassins Creed: Wind Waker
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User avatar #23 - wertologist (01/16/2015) [-]
I really dislike MMOs. I don't have a DS. I don't know if TES would be a good fit for me for sailing. How would the sailing part even work? Any other ideas? Preferably relatively recent?
User avatar #38 - moviefuckthewhat (01/16/2015) [-]
Redguard was more of a fable/elderscrolls combo then an elderscrolls game.

And I don't blame you for not liking MMO's. I can't stand them myself.

Other then these three, I have no idea. If you're trying to recapture Windwaker then there's also Windwaker HD and Phantom Hourglass.
#17 - anonymous (01/16/2015) [-]
Have you tried Wind Waker?
User avatar #13 - badsamaritan (01/16/2015) [-]
Wind Waker
User avatar #14 - wertologist (01/16/2015) [-]
Not sure if you're trying to be a smartass or just didn't read the question correctly.
User avatar #15 - badsamaritan (01/16/2015) [-]
Both

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User avatar #18 - wholesomeburn (09/15/2014) [-]
GREETINGS MORTAL... I REQUIRE YOUR AID... Some random guy said you knew a bunch of good mods for fallout NV, mind sharing?
User avatar #12 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
thanks for the add mate, can't wait to see the next castle post!
User avatar #13 to #12 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
No problem. I loved your McDisiasters as well. May be a while til the next one though. I have to be in the mood to play Sims. It takes roughly 30 minutes just to get in the game to kill people.
User avatar #15 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
oh, and thanks for liking my content!
User avatar #14 to #13 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
i know man, i got the sims 2 free on origin, all dlc and everything, still not interesting enough for me. i play minecraft instead, haha
User avatar #16 to #14 - wertologist (08/26/2014) [-]
I play Minecraft and Battlefront 2 (mods galore)mostly. I got a good server to play on for minecraft. If you'd like, I can PM you the IP.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sirbrentcoe (08/26/2014) [-]
sure, also a list of mods and forge version. I tried to play on Phanact's server, but i would rather eat a bullet.
User avatar #11 - thewitchking (07/10/2014) [-]
ur a faggot
User avatar #10 - iamatroll (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #9 - TheFixer (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #8 - dennisc (03/06/2012) [-]
Why are you such a dumbass?
#7 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
hey dumbass
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