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Date Signed Up:7/10/2011
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#49 - He meant the water mark. It's usually on the bottom, but on th… 12/11/2013 on Potato Manager 0
#4 - Personally I would have just avoided the house all together. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2013 on Pull the lever I dare you +1
User avatar #5 - canines (12/10/2013) [-]
yeah thats true, probably the best and safest
#2 - Or just tap the TNT with your block fists and make a new door  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2013 on Pull the lever I dare you 0
User avatar #3 - canines (12/10/2013) [-]
well if you wanna go the pussy method actually just forgot about that
User avatar #4 - wertologist (12/10/2013) [-]
Personally I would have just avoided the house all together. I feel some asshole player would be waiting with a flame bow for someone to inspect.
User avatar #5 - canines (12/10/2013) [-]
yeah thats true, probably the best and safest
#30 - Though I am no professional, I still have a theory. In dreams,… 12/09/2013 on Silly Brain 0
#324 - I somehow get the feeling like you play Saints Row... That dil…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Round 1. Fight! 0
User avatar #325 - internetshakespear (12/09/2013) [-]
No.. I just really like dildos...
User avatar #1123 - dildoes (12/10/2013) [-]
im flattered
#320 - You ams dildoes  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Round 1. Fight! 0
User avatar #1122 - dildoes (12/10/2013) [-]
no i ams dildoes
User avatar #322 - internetshakespear (12/09/2013) [-]
while holding two dildo swords smothered with mayonnaise with my dildo fingers. everything is dildos. there is no escape.
User avatar #324 - wertologist (12/09/2013) [-]
I somehow get the feeling like you play Saints Row... That dildo bat..... it jiggles
User avatar #325 - internetshakespear (12/09/2013) [-]
No.. I just really like dildos...
User avatar #1123 - dildoes (12/10/2013) [-]
im flattered
#319 - Quote: Though you have reached me, you will not stop my plans.… 12/09/2013 on Round 1. Fight! +3
#11 - My mom forgot my birthday 3 years in a row, but remembers my b…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Dads are the best... 0
User avatar #13 - rowinftw (12/03/2013) [-]
My (half)brother has his birthday 5 days before mine

are you my brother?
User avatar #12 - kongehuset (12/03/2013) [-]
Are you okay bro?
#23 - It is possible, but impossible at the same time. If one were t… 11/25/2013 on Best quote ever? 0
#3 - Were?..... 11/25/2013 on The Hand 0
#14 - Oh, darn it.! 11/25/2013 on How Does DBZ Do It? 0
#29 - You can't run 60mph in the games. They nerf the Master Chiefs … 11/15/2013 on Walking Dead 0
#27 - The games have to nerf the armor and abilities. Also in multip…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Walking Dead 0
User avatar #28 - ajrin (11/15/2013) [-]
You get all the abilitys.
User avatar #29 - wertologist (11/15/2013) [-]
You can't run 60mph in the games. They nerf the Master Chiefs abilities in all games. Halo wouldn't be too fun if you could sprint across the map avoiding all the fights
#17 - I would have to go with the Master Chief. - Super human st…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/15/2013 on Walking Dead +2
User avatar #24 - ajrin (11/15/2013) [-]
Hit in back. DEAD
User avatar #27 - wertologist (11/15/2013) [-]
The games have to nerf the armor and abilities. Also in multiplayer you are killed by equally powerful Spartans
User avatar #28 - ajrin (11/15/2013) [-]
You get all the abilitys.
User avatar #29 - wertologist (11/15/2013) [-]
You can't run 60mph in the games. They nerf the Master Chiefs abilities in all games. Halo wouldn't be too fun if you could sprint across the map avoiding all the fights
User avatar #22 - flemsdfer (11/15/2013) [-]
Even if you didn't get a single one of those abilities, who's going to chomp through that fucking suit? It's a winner hands down.
User avatar #21 - swordmasterredman (11/15/2013) [-]
I'm going to have to agree with you
#92 - He also did the lowest thing a brother could do to another bro… 11/15/2013 on title +1
#30 - This damn computer has unresponsive keys  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2013 on title +10
User avatar #38 - sissywoo (11/15/2013) [-]
That doesn't answer the question, Fiddy.
#10 - They did fight years ago, but when Goku killed Piccolo, Piccol… 11/15/2013 on DBZ facts 0
#28 - My brother has been physically, mentally, and verbally abusive…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/15/2013 on title +43
#99 - lionti (11/15/2013) [-]
Give in to your hate
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#50 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
You know i gave my little brother JUST AS MUCH HELL.. and even sent him to the hospital once or twice.. but i will tell you what if ANYONE ever harmed my brother i would kill for him.. i love him and he knows that now.. siblings fight.. MAN UP get over it.. and KNOW that he loves you because you are HIS brother.. i would give the shirt off my back and take a bullet for him...
User avatar #92 - wertologist (11/15/2013) [-]
He also did the lowest thing a brother could do to another brother 6 feet away from me with only a thin wall between us. He then mocked me for it for weeks until he moved out. Almost 4 years later he has yet to say sorry or even admit what he did was wrong.
User avatar #60 - whiteblob (11/15/2013) [-]
He doesn't have to love you, he can really not love you, just because you are related doesn't guarantee the love for you.
I until like a month ago did not have feelings for any of my close family members, it's something Iv'e been dealing with, but now I do have feelings for my parents at least, not my brothers or sister, not yet, but I would really love to cause it actually feels good to have something for which to care, it's amazing! It's so new to me. I really hope people apreciate that they can feel emotions for their family.
#41 - kompleteciller (11/15/2013) [-]
so i guess after that you just lost your rhyming skill. you just dont have the same flow
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User avatar #119 - Oblivion (11/15/2013) [-]
Rap is a man's soul.

Gurren Lagann - Rap Is A Man's Soul
#115 - gabbelabbe (11/15/2013) [-]
fuck thats good, but still so bad
#109 - greenbracelet (11/15/2013) [-]
I didn't get this at first, so I re read his comment as if it was a rap song. It's actually got more flow than you'd expect.
#96 - bleebloo (11/15/2013) [-]
#85 - azntiger (11/15/2013) [-]
dude... not cool
#62 - anonymous (11/15/2013) [-]
I think i actually pee'd a little reading this. Kudos to you.
User avatar #42 - makonendrak (11/15/2013) [-]
Sorry dude, normally I'd have laughed but that was a bit far
User avatar #32 - dasterdlygentleman (11/15/2013) [-]
I feel bad for loling at this
#74 - sexydingonipples (11/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 - wertologist (11/15/2013) [-]
This damn computer has unresponsive keys
User avatar #38 - sissywoo (11/15/2013) [-]
That doesn't answer the question, Fiddy.
#379 - Lost Frontier exists, but since it wasn't made by Naughtydog i… 11/13/2013 on Video games 0
#378 - Just because games have the same game engine it doesn't mean t… 11/13/2013 on Video games +2
#12 - Woah woah woah. Back the fuck up. The Jak and Daxter series is…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Video games +27
User avatar #125 - dkillakai (11/13/2013) [-]
Jak and Daxter: Lost Frontier....well we'll pretend this one doesn't exist
I bought the ps3 special edition with all three original Jak games, then as I got to Gol and Maia's Citadel my ps3 yellow lighted
User avatar #379 - wertologist (11/13/2013) [-]
Lost Frontier exists, but since it wasn't made by Naughtydog it is not considered canon.
#17 - iyr (11/13/2013) [-]
Sir, I think you completely misunderstood my point.
The first three jak games all used approximately the same game engine with minor tweaks or additions here and there.
The game engine does not determine narrative, level design, art sets, audio sets or story; these can all be drastically different from sequel to sequel, but the mechanics of the game from movement, weapons, minigames, vehicle physics, health and ai behavior are determined by the engine.
I've played and beaten all of the Jak games, I was really upset when they removed all of the eco mechanics in the sequels
Jak X doesn't count because it's an entirely different genre from its prequels.
User avatar #378 - wertologist (11/13/2013) [-]
Just because games have the same game engine it doesn't mean they are going to be considered the same or similar. Take Halo: combat Evolved and Stubbs the Zombie for example. Two completely different games by two different companies, but use the same game engine
User avatar #217 - kombee (11/13/2013) [-]
But then... doesn't your first argument kinda fall flat?
Because, people aren't criticizing Cod for the engine used, but for the fact that there aren't any new elements to the gameplay. It's practically the same game over when it comes to Cod, not much innovation (at least not in the multiplayer aspect).

With Spyro, Crash n' Jak and Daxter the gameplay elements were drastically different from title to title, especially compared to Cod. The premise and controls were basically the same, but the world you were playing in was different, the challenges you had to oppose were different, there were even introduced new characters and heck they basically just expanded on the game in more ways than one.

Honestly, Spyro's, Crash's and J n' D's had improved on so many elements in their sequels that they essentialy didn't feel the same at all. If you play or look at a playthrough of Crash Bandicoot 1 to the third installment (called Warped), they were drastically different in how they played and how the story progressed.
So I really don't see how their sequels can be associated with Cod's way of making sequals in any way.
#13 - I've never been one to celebrate holidays or even my own birth… 11/12/2013 on England 2050 0
#15 - I saw an Epona plate not too long ago 11/12/2013 on Oh my god do I try 0
#11 - Groucho Marx 11/11/2013 on smart 0
#76 - Thank you 10/12/2013 on Umm.. YES PLEASE! +1
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User avatar #11 - thewitchking (07/10/2014) [-]
ur a faggot
User avatar #10 - iamatroll (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #9 - TheFixer (03/06/2012) [-]
dumbass
User avatar #8 - dennisc (03/06/2012) [-]
Why are you such a dumbass?
#7 - anonymous (03/06/2012) [-]
hey dumbass
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