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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
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#147 - November 16 is my birthday 1 hour ago on Gaming community 0
#222 - The mouth and the extremities, mostly 2 hours ago on Safety First 0
#11 - I missed you, Tardass. Even if other people didn't.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Safety First +72
User avatar #17 - tardaasa (12/18/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #155 - skelearmor (10 hours ago) [-]
just read all your content

why did anyone not like your posts?
User avatar #222 - weinerdick (2 hours ago) [-]
The mouth and the extremities, mostly
#5 - It's illegal not to wear clothes, ya duck 12/17/2014 on Fuck popular cat +10
#46 - ...The sad thing is you're not wrong 12/15/2014 on Equal Rights Motherfucker 0
#42 - Why did the ghetto cunt get involved?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Equal Rights Motherfucker +4
User avatar #45 - plazmaflare (12/15/2014) [-]
They like to get into people's shit.
User avatar #59 - zombieloan (12/16/2014) [-]
if you mess with one, you call the hoard
User avatar #46 - weinerdick (12/15/2014) [-]
...The sad thing is you're not wrong
User avatar #44 - chuca (12/15/2014) [-]
i assume because the other bitch was her friend, but idk for sure
#90 - Do I have to pay for said internet? 12/08/2014 on Would you rather 0
#65 - That's a bunch of bullets melted to each other inside the barrel...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Guns are fun 0
User avatar #73 - hourlyb (12/08/2014) [-]
No shit.
He asked why the barrel did not explode due to pressure.
The reason is because of the gap between the barrel and the cylinder. All of the gas would go through this gap, releasing the pressure and preventing the barrel from exploding.
#3265 - Okay 12/07/2014 on mods draw you a Christmas hat 0
#17 - everybody (except for mutants or amputees) have two nipples, dude 12/07/2014 on Old Man Logan p7 B 0
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#330 - mercyburris (11/17/2014) [-]
just dropped by to say i remember you and that i am glad you still have the same profile pic, that is all
just dropped by to say i remember you and that i am glad you still have the same profile pic, that is all
#331 to #330 - weinerdick ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
I love you too?
#299 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
You. I like you.
User avatar #323 to #299 - weinerdick ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
we hit the limit indeed.
There are two parlors nearby, and the one is much better
The closer one, conveniently enough
User avatar #324 to #323 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Lucky bitch. Getting a tattoo has always been a wish of mine, but there are no decent ones near where I live that I know of.
User avatar #325 to #324 - weinerdick ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
shame you couldn't go to mine
User avatar #326 to #325 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
A shame indeed. The only tattoo shop around me for miles looks like a ****** dive bar. But then, I guess that is what you would expect from Canada.
User avatar #327 to #326 - weinerdick ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
I don't know anything about Canada or America, and I live here
User avatar #328 to #327 - scramf ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
I assume you live in America?
User avatar #329 to #328 - weinerdick ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Yep
It is not fun.
#300 to #299 - weinerdick ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I require your friendship.
#301 to #300 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I feel the same
#303 to #302 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Love has no rulebook Weiner. Follow your heart.
#304 to #303 - weinerdick ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
you shall be my friendo now
#306 to #304 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I..But..Ilovedyou
Beautiful. And you shall be my friendo. It will be a mutual friendoship.
#307 to #306 - weinerdick ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I like this
#308 to #307 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Same here. It is giving me a great excuse to rebuild my Dr. McNinja reaction image folder that I lost.
#309 to #308 - weinerdick ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I never had one dedicated to him, though he certainly deserves it
#310 to #309 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Well, it was not per-say dedicated to him, but it might as well have been with all the pictures I had of him and the cast.
#311 to #310 - weinerdick ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I wish I'da thunk of it
#312 to #311 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Still, it is gone now. I forgot to move it to my new computer and the file was deleted. Such a travesty.
#313 to #312 - weinerdick ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I've done that before
#314 to #313 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
And here's to hoping neither of us do it again I suppose.
#315 to #314 - weinerdick ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I ran out of doc pics
#316 to #315 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I was circling the drain too, if that makes a difference.
#317 to #316 - weinerdick ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
completely unrelated, I'ma get three tattoos, and this is gonna be one of them
completely unrelated, I'ma get three tattoos, and this is gonna be one of them
#318 to #317 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Well **** , I didn't know they had moving tattoos.
#320 to #318 - weinerdick ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Well now you do
Well now you do
User avatar #319 to #318 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
But seriously that is pretty ****** rad. Got a good artist for it?
User avatar #322 to #319 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Nice! My town has jack all for tattoo parlors. Just too many white old people.

I think we hit the reply limit, so I couldn't respond directly to your comment.
User avatar #321 to #319 - weinerdick ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
the tattoo parlor down the road is REALLY good, all of the artists are very good at what they do
User avatar #305 to #304 - weinerdick ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I also quite like Ronnie's antics
User avatar #297 - bobsafudge (03/07/2014) [-]
ur cute
#298 to #297 - weinerdick ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
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#291 - weinerdick ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
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#290 - weinerdick ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
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#288 - xxjimmyxx ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
I love your name!
I love your name!
#289 to #288 - weinerdick ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
I like yo gif
#201 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Time for mean looks
User avatar #265 to #201 - weinerdick ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Yer the ****** man
#283 to #265 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
And that's about it
And if for some odd reason you didn't know by now
More Ippo this fall
User avatar #284 to #283 - weinerdick ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
I actually have yet to watch a lot of it
#285 to #284 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
go watch it before I lose it on you
User avatar #292 to #285 - weinerdick ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm on episode 30
#293 to #292 - andyyy ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
YES!
User avatar #294 to #293 - weinerdick ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
I only have 35 hours left until I'm all caught up
#295 to #294 - andyyy ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
And those will be an awesome 35 hours
#296 to #295 - weinerdick ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #286 to #285 - weinerdick ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
I think I watched like 30 episodes and went back to the manga cuz I wasn't finished yet
#267 to #265 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #212 to #201 - weinerdick ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
I'll happily take all 1000 pictures if you feel like doing all of them
User avatar #215 to #212 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Or I could use dropbox........
User avatar #220 to #215 - weinerdick ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
nah
#221 to #220 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Fine then
User avatar #213 to #212 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
um..................................................no.......................... ................................................
#264 to #263 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
#245 to #244 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
#207 to #206 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
supa piss
#226 to #225 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
#193 - chrisstineline (07/16/2013) [-]
Did I make you laugh? How wonderful.
Did I make you laugh? How wonderful.
User avatar #194 to #193 - weinerdick ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Oney needs ta make da vids quicka
And yeh, I laughed
User avatar #195 to #194 - chrisstineline (07/16/2013) [-]
Awesome. Thanks for letting me stalking you.
User avatar #196 to #195 - weinerdick ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
I love you too much to prevent you from doing so.
Remember the old joke about a PI tracking a PI?
User avatar #197 to #196 - chrisstineline (07/16/2013) [-]
Never heard about it, but please do tell it.
User avatar #198 to #197 - weinerdick ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Whats happens if you pay two private investigators to investigate each other
Stalker stalking stalker
User avatar #199 to #198 - chrisstineline (07/16/2013) [-]
Clever and witty. I like it.
#191 - hidanfangirl ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
You win this.
User avatar #192 to #191 - weinerdick ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
I shall wear it proudly.
#190 - weinerdick ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
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#187 - weinerdick ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
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#181 to #180 - weinerdick ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #183 to #182 - weinerdick ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
mfw that
User avatar #177 to #176 - holdup ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/silentscreams
fagget spamming tumblr
User avatar #178 to #177 - silentscreams (03/29/2013) [-]
Uh? If you wanted me to stop you could of asked. ^_^
User avatar #179 to #178 - holdup ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
oh, k.
User avatar #115 - SonicTeam (10/06/2012) [-]
No. Still at it.
User avatar #116 to #115 - weinerdick ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
You needed a blue one, right?
User avatar #117 to #116 - SonicTeam (10/06/2012) [-]
Blue Pony Torso
User avatar #118 to #117 - weinerdick ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
Ah ****
I just picked up a blue ass and my friend has a head
User avatar #119 to #118 - SonicTeam (10/06/2012) [-]
ah. GAH!!!!
User avatar #84 - SonicTeam (10/04/2012) [-]
I have your tail
User avatar #85 to #84 - weinerdick ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
I'm still looking for your torso :\
User avatar #86 to #85 - SonicTeam (10/04/2012) [-]
OK. But if you want, I can trade you the tail for that Special Fabulous Recipe
User avatar #87 to #86 - weinerdick ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
ok
User avatar #88 to #87 - SonicTeam (10/04/2012) [-]
Now just find me that Blue Torso and I shall take my leave.
User avatar #89 to #88 - weinerdick ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
you got it
User avatar #90 to #89 - SonicTeam (10/04/2012) [-]
WeinerDick = Awesomeness
User avatar #91 to #90 - weinerdick ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
what's your offer for the torso?
User avatar #92 to #91 - SonicTeam (10/04/2012) [-]
What do you seek?
User avatar #93 to #92 - weinerdick ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
I don't know what to offer to the guy wanting to sell it
User avatar #94 to #93 - SonicTeam (10/04/2012) [-]
I can talk to the guy who wants to sell it. Have him/her speak to me
User avatar #95 to #94 - weinerdick ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
senortesta
He said he'd only sell it for a really good trade :|
User avatar #96 to #95 - senortesta (10/04/2012) [-]
you called?
User avatar #106 to #96 - SonicTeam (10/04/2012) [-]
Before I make this offer, I just wanted to tell you this cause I didn't get to say:
The blue torso is actually for someone else. I personally don't need it. If you want, I can bring the person who wants it
User avatar #107 to #106 - senortesta (10/04/2012) [-]
who is it that wants it?
User avatar #109 to #107 - SonicTeam (10/04/2012) [-]
Can you throw in a Diamond Recipe too?
User avatar #110 to #109 - senortesta (10/04/2012) [-]
i do not have one
User avatar #111 to #110 - SonicTeam (10/04/2012) [-]
Well OK then, how about some Fabulous Uncut gems?
User avatar #112 to #111 - senortesta (10/04/2012) [-]
can we discuss tomorrow?
User avatar #113 to #112 - SonicTeam (10/04/2012) [-]
Very well then.
User avatar #108 to #107 - SonicTeam (10/04/2012) [-]
zombillymays
User avatar #98 to #96 - SonicTeam (10/04/2012) [-]
Yes. Hello Senortesta. I am interested in buying your torso
User avatar #99 to #98 - senortesta (10/04/2012) [-]
whoa whoa whoa, sonicteam. may i add you as a friend so that we may discuss?
User avatar #100 to #99 - SonicTeam (10/04/2012) [-]
Done
User avatar #101 to #100 - senortesta (10/04/2012) [-]
horry shet, so you, ragingbrony, sunset, and ffffyou all collect
User avatar #102 to #101 - SonicTeam (10/04/2012) [-]
Yes. However, I am fairly new to it.
User avatar #103 to #102 - senortesta (10/04/2012) [-]
no offense, but i can tell by your items. i can give you some tips and stuff. but about that trade, would you be willing to trade fj points for it?
User avatar #104 to #103 - SonicTeam (10/04/2012) [-]
sure.How much.
User avatar #105 to #104 - senortesta (10/04/2012) [-]
i know this is a lot, but for 200,000 fj points i can add in a toast launcher , demonic imp, rare scythe, and demon skull.
User avatar #97 to #96 - weinerdick ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
Yessir, SonicTeam's looking for it
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