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Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
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#27 - I only did it because you asked so nicely 14 hours ago on Take my stupid poll please +1
#30 - I mean for point 3, how exactly would she have known he had th… 05/03/2015 on Quothe The Whore, Forevermore +2
#56 - If someone sold my NES I would beat the **** out of the… 05/03/2015 on Gamestop +20
#52 - Yeah, hers is the kinda where you get your tips but you have t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Unhappy Birthday 0
User avatar #53 - carbohydrates (05/02/2015) [-]
I like the idea of the pool and split the tips at the end, makes sure people get paid, and no one goes hungry... But, it's probably a pain in the ass to make it work.
Because then your lazy-fuck incompetent server would make the same as the server that has been there for twelve years and knows half the people by name.
... Like communism, it looks good on paper.
#49 - I certainly hope they gave hime the money at home. I don't…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Unhappy Birthday 0
User avatar #51 - carbohydrates (05/02/2015) [-]
Perhaps... Some restaurants are pretty fuckey...
They'll either have the waiter/waitress keep their tips as solo payment.
Make them show their tips, usually when the place is taking a percentage cut of the tips.
Pool the tips together, and give all the wait staff an even split at the end of the day.
And I'd imagine some other crap as well.
Just got to make sure the restaurants aren't fucking you over, if you can't keep your tips, or don't allow tipping, then you have to have a significantly higher hourly wage to make up the deficit.
#65 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
wait wait wait
isnt it illegal for bosses to claim anything from staff tips

i remember that hells kitchen episode with crazy amy doing that and thats half the reason her place got shut down...illegally taking the staff tips
User avatar #72 - carbohydrates (05/02/2015) [-]
It wouldn't surprise me if there's some legality bullshit loophole you can do with that.
If you're paying them the state wage for an employee that works on tips, you can't take them away... Legally.
But you could pay them the hourly wage of the state, I'd imagine you could take the tips as company profit.
#73 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
yeah if youre paying legal wages then yeah tips are just icing on the cake

just those jobs where the staff work for shit all and need the tips THEN its a call the cops moment when bosses dig on the tips
User avatar #75 - carbohydrates (05/02/2015) [-]
And if you are going to agree to a tip-based job, make sure your state has good tipped salary minimums.
Here in Washington the minimum tipped wage is 9.32 an hour, and the non-tipped minimum wage is 9.47 an hour.
So a tipped job is pretty safe going.
#76 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
yeah its one thing people need to actually read the contract and ask questions BEFORE they sign it

User avatar #77 - carbohydrates (05/02/2015) [-]
Yup, regardless of what the nice looking person on the other side of the table says, READ THE BLOODY CONTRACT.
And if you're too lazy to read it, or they're using an assload of lawyer terms in it, go throw a couple bucks at a legal adviser and have them skim over it.
Saves a lot of time and headaches in the long run.
#78 - falloutsurvivor (05/02/2015) [-]
exactly
too many people skim the contract thinking "ill be okay" then end up signing into shit they didnt read properly
and too many think if it sounds like legal terms, its nice and official it must be okay

people need to read, understand, question and clarify
aka dont be fuckin lazy
User avatar #52 - weinerdick (05/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, hers is the kinda where you get your tips but you have to claim them as income
User avatar #53 - carbohydrates (05/02/2015) [-]
I like the idea of the pool and split the tips at the end, makes sure people get paid, and no one goes hungry... But, it's probably a pain in the ass to make it work.
Because then your lazy-fuck incompetent server would make the same as the server that has been there for twelve years and knows half the people by name.
... Like communism, it looks good on paper.
#73 - I thought he was working at mcd's because the coffers were goi… 05/01/2015 on nowufuckedup.webm 0
#6 - Picture 05/01/2015 on Kek 0
#12 - That too, but I mean little children in general 05/01/2015 on poor goldfish +3
#21 - how much is it?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2015 on They know how to run a... 0
User avatar #38 - ispn (05/02/2015) [-]
12.99, if you order online you can get a free two liter.
It's completely sauceless, so it comes with one of two sets of sauces to dip it in.
#7 - Am I the only one who hates the voice of little children like that?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2015 on poor goldfish -4
User avatar #10 - therealtjthemedic (05/01/2015) [-]
What, you mean 'The British'?
User avatar #12 - weinerdick (05/01/2015) [-]
That too, but I mean little children in general
User avatar #11 - threeeighteen (05/01/2015) [-]
Yeah. Fucking hate the British.

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User avatar #344 - thisisbait (03/02/2015) [-]
weiners r gay
User avatar #336 - badboywantsu ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
pittsburgh
User avatar #338 to #337 - badboywantsu ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
no it's my epidermis stay back freezer
User avatar #340 to #339 - badboywantsu ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
get freezer pickle-oh
User avatar #342 to #341 - badboywantsu ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #334 - nelliel (02/02/2015) [-]
im glad you stuck with the same profile pic all these years
#330 - mercyburris (11/17/2014) [-]
just dropped by to say i remember you and that i am glad you still have the same profile pic, that is all
just dropped by to say i remember you and that i am glad you still have the same profile pic, that is all
#331 to #330 - weinerdick (11/17/2014) [-]
I love you too?
#299 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
You. I like you.
User avatar #323 to #299 - weinerdick (05/28/2014) [-]
we hit the limit indeed.
There are two parlors nearby, and the one is much better
The closer one, conveniently enough
User avatar #324 to #323 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Lucky bitch. Getting a tattoo has always been a wish of mine, but there are no decent ones near where I live that I know of.
User avatar #325 to #324 - weinerdick (05/28/2014) [-]
shame you couldn't go to mine
User avatar #326 to #325 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
A shame indeed. The only tattoo shop around me for miles looks like a ****** dive bar. But then, I guess that is what you would expect from Canada.
User avatar #327 to #326 - weinerdick (05/29/2014) [-]
I don't know anything about Canada or America, and I live here
User avatar #328 to #327 - scramf ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
I assume you live in America?
User avatar #329 to #328 - weinerdick (05/30/2014) [-]
Yep
It is not fun.
#300 to #299 - weinerdick (05/28/2014) [-]
I require your friendship.
#301 to #300 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I feel the same
#303 to #302 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Love has no rulebook Weiner. Follow your heart.
#304 to #303 - weinerdick (05/28/2014) [-]
you shall be my friendo now
#306 to #304 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I..But..Ilovedyou
Beautiful. And you shall be my friendo. It will be a mutual friendoship.
#308 to #307 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Same here. It is giving me a great excuse to rebuild my Dr. McNinja reaction image folder that I lost.
#309 to #308 - weinerdick (05/28/2014) [-]
I never had one dedicated to him, though he certainly deserves it
#310 to #309 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Well, it was not per-say dedicated to him, but it might as well have been with all the pictures I had of him and the cast.
#311 to #310 - weinerdick (05/28/2014) [-]
I wish I'da thunk of it
#312 to #311 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Still, it is gone now. I forgot to move it to my new computer and the file was deleted. Such a travesty.
#313 to #312 - weinerdick (05/28/2014) [-]
I've done that before
#314 to #313 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
And here's to hoping neither of us do it again I suppose.
#315 to #314 - weinerdick (05/28/2014) [-]
I ran out of doc pics
#316 to #315 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I was circling the drain too, if that makes a difference.
#317 to #316 - weinerdick (05/28/2014) [-]
completely unrelated, I'ma get three tattoos, and this is gonna be one of them
completely unrelated, I'ma get three tattoos, and this is gonna be one of them
#318 to #317 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Well **** , I didn't know they had moving tattoos.
#320 to #318 - weinerdick (05/28/2014) [-]
Well now you do
Well now you do
User avatar #319 to #318 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
But seriously that is pretty ****** rad. Got a good artist for it?
User avatar #322 to #319 - scramf ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Nice! My town has jack all for tattoo parlors. Just too many white old people.

I think we hit the reply limit, so I couldn't respond directly to your comment.
User avatar #321 to #319 - weinerdick (05/28/2014) [-]
the tattoo parlor down the road is REALLY good, all of the artists are very good at what they do
User avatar #305 to #304 - weinerdick (05/28/2014) [-]
I also quite like Ronnie's antics
User avatar #297 - bobsafudge (03/07/2014) [-]
ur cute
#291 - weinerdick (01/07/2014) [-]
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#290 - weinerdick (01/04/2014) [-]
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#288 - xxjimmyxx ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
I love your name!
I love your name!
#289 to #288 - weinerdick (10/15/2013) [-]
I like yo gif
#201 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Time for mean looks
User avatar #265 to #201 - weinerdick (09/01/2013) [-]
Yer the ****** man
#283 to #265 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
And that's about it
And if for some odd reason you didn't know by now
More Ippo this fall
User avatar #284 to #283 - weinerdick (09/01/2013) [-]
I actually have yet to watch a lot of it
#285 to #284 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
go watch it before I lose it on you
User avatar #292 to #285 - weinerdick (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm on episode 30
#293 to #292 - andyyy ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
YES!
User avatar #294 to #293 - weinerdick (02/26/2014) [-]
I only have 35 hours left until I'm all caught up
#295 to #294 - andyyy ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
And those will be an awesome 35 hours
User avatar #286 to #285 - weinerdick (09/01/2013) [-]
I think I watched like 30 episodes and went back to the manga cuz I wasn't finished yet
#267 to #265 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #212 to #201 - weinerdick (09/01/2013) [-]
I'll happily take all 1000 pictures if you feel like doing all of them
User avatar #215 to #212 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Or I could use dropbox........
#221 to #220 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Fine then
User avatar #213 to #212 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
um..................................................no.......................... ................................................
#264 to #263 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
#245 to #244 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
#207 to #206 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
supa piss
#226 to #225 - andyyy ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
#193 - chrisstineline (07/16/2013) [-]
Did I make you laugh? How wonderful.
Did I make you laugh? How wonderful.
User avatar #194 to #193 - weinerdick (07/16/2013) [-]
Oney needs ta make da vids quicka
And yeh, I laughed
User avatar #195 to #194 - chrisstineline (07/16/2013) [-]
Awesome. Thanks for letting me stalking you.
User avatar #196 to #195 - weinerdick (07/16/2013) [-]
I love you too much to prevent you from doing so.
Remember the old joke about a PI tracking a PI?
User avatar #197 to #196 - chrisstineline (07/16/2013) [-]
Never heard about it, but please do tell it.
User avatar #198 to #197 - weinerdick (07/16/2013) [-]
Whats happens if you pay two private investigators to investigate each other
Stalker stalking stalker
User avatar #199 to #198 - chrisstineline (07/16/2013) [-]
Clever and witty. I like it.
#191 - hidanfangirl (07/12/2013) [-]
You win this.
User avatar #192 to #191 - weinerdick (07/12/2013) [-]
I shall wear it proudly.
#190 - weinerdick (06/30/2013) [-]
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