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Interests: alternative rock, guitar, grills, lifting, running, anime, manga, Adventure Time, MLP, Nintendo games, Science, Evolution, Physics
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#65 - Call it attention whoring all you like but whoever claims to d…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2014 on Filthy Frank on Stupid People +1
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#105 - hellboundstrength (08/13/2014) [-]
i hate people who hate people who have big muscles, like why? he wanted to better himself through hard work diet and a little drug that shouldn't even be illegal in the first place, if you ask someone why is steroids illegal they'll say cause it unnaturally builds muscle, when in reality we all have steroids in us they're called hormones testosterone and estradiol naturally found in the body do you what else is a steroid naturally found in the body and has the highest chance of death in any drug? insulin. the most powerful hormone; not enough carbs before taking a needle of insulin cause of diabetes? BAM! cardiac arrest.
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#79 - wertologist (08/13/2014) [-]
I started working out mainly because I wanted to. Not for health and not for showing off...Though the looks I got were nice though
#81 - Comment deleted 08/06/2014 on to all the anti feminist posts 0
#746 - my cock kept getting limp and even when I was ******* her, it …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2014 on arandomanon's profile 0
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#748 - anaraledien (07/28/2014) [-]
FINALLY SOMEONE POPPED YOUR CHERRY, GOD DAMN IT. Too much mastuburation or she wasn't that attractive or you had spaghetti in your pockets.
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#747 - arandomanon (07/25/2014) [-]
Well my cock fell out of her pussy at times yes, specially when we got carried away and started to go fast; that's pretty much normal I think. It was annoying but since we both enjoyed when my cock entered in her pussy, wasn't much of a problem. About your cock getting limp, well how long did you fuck? If you came several times yeah it's rather normal. Or even if you didn't, just going for a lot of time can cause it.
#744 - Dude, I ****** a fit, 30 year old Spanish chick last night (wh…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2014 on arandomanon's profile 0
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#745 - arandomanon (07/24/2014) [-]
Oh congrats buddy! Weird? What did exactly happen?
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#746 - weenieandthebutt (07/25/2014) [-]
my cock kept getting limp and even when I was fucking her, it fell out of her pussy at times. Did you have the same problem too as well?
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#748 - anaraledien (07/28/2014) [-]
FINALLY SOMEONE POPPED YOUR CHERRY, GOD DAMN IT. Too much mastuburation or she wasn't that attractive or you had spaghetti in your pockets.
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#747 - arandomanon (07/25/2014) [-]
Well my cock fell out of her pussy at times yes, specially when we got carried away and started to go fast; that's pretty much normal I think. It was annoying but since we both enjoyed when my cock entered in her pussy, wasn't much of a problem. About your cock getting limp, well how long did you fuck? If you came several times yeah it's rather normal. Or even if you didn't, just going for a lot of time can cause it.
#101 - Ahhh I used Tinder which is a dating/casual sex app. It's actu…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on weenieandthebutt's profile 0
#102 - arandomanon (07/08/2014) [-]
I may take a look on it if this thing with the English girl doesn't work.

Yeah but you know, it was a good experience. It was beautiful and really nice. I was also scared I wouldn't be good enough, she's told me she's rather hard to satisfy, like she said she doesn't reach orgasm on missionary position (she told me the first time she reached orgasm on missionary was with me) and some other things so I was rather worried. I told her I didn't have much experience though just in case I screw up she understands. But for some reason sex with me was amazing. In 5 days, I gave her the 2 best times on her life. She said she liked me to follow what she wanted me to do and some other things. I know it sounds like bragging but I don't know how else to put it out. And, being honest here, I'm fucking proud haha. I however wonder how the other times were for me to be her best... I know you're fit and stuff, that helps. As long as you can keep it up for a while and you listen to her when she tells you want she wants, you'll do just fine. When I went to see her I was a kissless virgin and she didn't notice so I'm sure you'll do better.

She's definitely playing hard to get, she just sent me a picture of her (kind of, just the lower half) on bikini, saying she was having a sunbath and stuff. And you're right, if she didn't want anything to do with me, she'd just say "no". Good luck with your dates haha.
#99 - I'm doing gr8 m8, thanks for asking. I recently went on a date…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on weenieandthebutt's profile 0
#100 - arandomanon (07/08/2014) [-]
Sounds really good, it's a shame you didn't make it to sex but you've been near so that's nice. A 34 and a 38 years old? Interesting. Where are you getting all those chicks? Dating sites?

About me.. well, I broke up with my girlfriend several weeks ago because we decided to end our relationship and keep it as a nice memory rather than force it to work. The 5 hours of difference is way too much. There was a little bit of drama because when we broke up she still loved me but good thing is we ended up as friends and now she doesn't love me anymore. She however still says that the best sex she's ever had was with me so she says if she ever comes back to Spain and we both are single, she wants to repeat it haha. I wonder what would she say if she finds out I was a virgin. I didn't tell her because I was rather ashamed of it.

On the other hand, I've met an English girl and she's really great. She's rather young but kind of mature for her age. I started to like her several weeks after the break up and I told her as soon as I realized I liked her. I kind of went all alpha saying "I think I like you and I think you like me back too so wanna date?". She in fact liked me and she said she'd say yes if I lived there. However, even when she didn't say "yes", she didn't say "no" either so I keep trying, hitting on her and stuff. She's hint several times she may say yes soon but nothing's for sure with these issues. I however am optimistic, I think she's just playing hard to get. I may be wrong, I'm relatively new with these things but as long as I don't get a straight "no", I'll keep trying.
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#101 - weenieandthebutt (07/08/2014) [-]
Ahhh I used Tinder which is a dating/casual sex app. It's actually quite decent, you should try it out.

I'm really sorry to hear about the breakup. It must really suck that as soon as you get your first gf, it just had to be long distance. It was best not to force it but hey, at least the door's still open for when or if you meet her again. That's actually pretty rad that you're the best persona she's had sex with despite you being a virgin. I'm quite worried that I may be terrible first time round and the girl may pull out.

As for the English girl, she's most likely playing hard to get. Even when I pulled the girl last Friday night, it took me at least 3 attempts (had to hang out with her most of the night) just to make out. If the girl refused, she'll defiantly give you a straight "no". Ughhh fuck, I want Thursday and Friday to hurry up so I can go on these dates with the hot older chicks.
#102 - arandomanon (07/08/2014) [-]
I may take a look on it if this thing with the English girl doesn't work.

Yeah but you know, it was a good experience. It was beautiful and really nice. I was also scared I wouldn't be good enough, she's told me she's rather hard to satisfy, like she said she doesn't reach orgasm on missionary position (she told me the first time she reached orgasm on missionary was with me) and some other things so I was rather worried. I told her I didn't have much experience though just in case I screw up she understands. But for some reason sex with me was amazing. In 5 days, I gave her the 2 best times on her life. She said she liked me to follow what she wanted me to do and some other things. I know it sounds like bragging but I don't know how else to put it out. And, being honest here, I'm fucking proud haha. I however wonder how the other times were for me to be her best... I know you're fit and stuff, that helps. As long as you can keep it up for a while and you listen to her when she tells you want she wants, you'll do just fine. When I went to see her I was a kissless virgin and she didn't notice so I'm sure you'll do better.

She's definitely playing hard to get, she just sent me a picture of her (kind of, just the lower half) on bikini, saying she was having a sunbath and stuff. And you're right, if she didn't want anything to do with me, she'd just say "no". Good luck with your dates haha.
#1381 - Anyone here lifts?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday -2
#1390 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
Fag.
#1388 - sourpotato (07/08/2014) [-]
Your name suits you well.
#12 - Well some people would rather be girlfriendless than having to… 07/06/2014 on As a young man who doesn't... 0
#4 - The giant version of those birds in Sky Island had somewhat of… 06/28/2014 on 3spoky5mee 0
#81 - Well I was technically diagnosed with it from young age (as we…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on Only on Tumblr 0
#84 - pimpelipom (06/24/2014) [-]
Oh. I was referring to your comment, which certainly seemed like a cheap fashion label like one from the tumbler lot would say. Sorry, my mistake.
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#103 - theorangefox ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Your username is familiar to me.
#98 - arandomanon ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Hello. Just wanted to know how're you doing.
#99 to #98 - weenieandthebutt (07/08/2014) [-]
I'm doing gr8 m8, thanks for asking. I recently went on a date with a fine Russian chick where we went hand holding across the park, made out a couple of times and everything. Unfortunately, didn't make it to sex and she told me it was just a one off thing. A few days later, I pulled a young mixed race girl at a club (recently turned 18) so it's all good. In addition, I now have two dates set up with one 34 year old and one 38 year old who are both yummy MILFs (they don't have kids but still). How have you been mr
I'm doing gr8 m8, thanks for asking. I recently went on a date with a fine Russian chick where we went hand holding across the park, made out a couple of times and everything. Unfortunately, didn't make it to sex and she told me it was just a one off thing. A few days later, I pulled a young mixed race girl at a club (recently turned 18) so it's all good. In addition, I now have two dates set up with one 34 year old and one 38 year old who are both yummy MILFs (they don't have kids but still). How have you been mr
#100 to #99 - arandomanon ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
Sounds really good, it's a shame you didn't make it to sex but you've been near so that's nice. A 34 and a 38 years old? Interesting. Where are you getting all those chicks? Dating sites?

About me.. well, I broke up with my girlfriend several weeks ago because we decided to end our relationship and keep it as a nice memory rather than force it to work. The 5 hours of difference is way too much. There was a little bit of drama because when we broke up she still loved me but good thing is we ended up as friends and now she doesn't love me anymore. She however still says that the best sex she's ever had was with me so she says if she ever comes back to Spain and we both are single, she wants to repeat it haha. I wonder what would she say if she finds out I was a virgin. I didn't tell her because I was rather ashamed of it.

On the other hand, I've met an English girl and she's really great. She's rather young but kind of mature for her age. I started to like her several weeks after the break up and I told her as soon as I realized I liked her. I kind of went all alpha saying "I think I like you and I think you like me back too so wanna date?". She in fact liked me and she said she'd say yes if I lived there. However, even when she didn't say "yes", she didn't say "no" either so I keep trying, hitting on her and stuff. She's hint several times she may say yes soon but nothing's for sure with these issues. I however am optimistic, I think she's just playing hard to get. I may be wrong, I'm relatively new with these things but as long as I don't get a straight "no", I'll keep trying.
#101 to #100 - weenieandthebutt (07/08/2014) [-]
Ahhh I used Tinder which is a dating/casual sex app. It's actually quite decent, you should try it out.

I'm really sorry to hear about the breakup. It must really suck that as soon as you get your first gf, it just had to be long distance. It was best not to force it but hey, at least the door's still open for when or if you meet her again. That's actually pretty rad that you're the best persona she's had sex with despite you being a virgin. I'm quite worried that I may be terrible first time round and the girl may pull out.

As for the English girl, she's most likely playing hard to get. Even when I pulled the girl last Friday night, it took me at least 3 attempts (had to hang out with her most of the night) just to make out. If the girl refused, she'll defiantly give you a straight "no". Ughhh ****, I want Thursday and Friday to hurry up so I can go on these dates with the hot older chicks.
#102 to #101 - arandomanon ONLINE (07/08/2014) [-]
I may take a look on it if this thing with the English girl doesn't work.

Yeah but you know, it was a good experience. It was beautiful and really nice. I was also scared I wouldn't be good enough, she's told me she's rather hard to satisfy, like she said she doesn't reach orgasm on missionary position (she told me the first time she reached orgasm on missionary was with me) and some other things so I was rather worried. I told her I didn't have much experience though just in case I screw up she understands. But for some reason sex with me was amazing. In 5 days, I gave her the 2 best times on her life. She said she liked me to follow what she wanted me to do and some other things. I know it sounds like bragging but I don't know how else to put it out. And, being honest here, I'm ******* proud haha. I however wonder how the other times were for me to be her best... I know you're fit and stuff, that helps. As long as you can keep it up for a while and you listen to her when she tells you want she wants, you'll do just fine. When I went to see her I was a kissless virgin and she didn't notice so I'm sure you'll do better.

She's definitely playing hard to get, she just sent me a picture of her (kind of, just the lower half) on bikini, saying she was having a sunbath and stuff. And you're right, if she didn't want anything to do with me, she'd just say "no". Good luck with your dates haha.
#94 - revengeforfreeze (04/05/2014) [-]
you look like ZyZz
#95 to #94 - weenieandthebutt (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh God, I wish. No where near as tall, not as good looking but 'tis ain't ever going to stop my dreams of trying to get ma goal body
#97 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (05/30/2014) [-]
I have plans to walking outside in the morning at like, 6:00 and try to do it every day when in the summer, after I've stopped going to the school I'm going to right now. Uhm.. summer break? Is that what it's called?
#104 to #97 - cognosceteipsum (11/12/2015) [-]
wtf did I just say
#96 to #95 - revengeforfreeze (04/08/2014) [-]
I think it's just your hair and your chest or so that reminds me
#86 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Hi. I saw a retarded feminazi post some time ago and it reminded me of you. How're you?
#87 to #86 - weenieandthebutt (03/30/2014) [-]
haha why does every feminist post remind you of me now? I'm okay-ish I guess. Since the last time:

-turned 25 recently. Tfw virgin and no gf.

-Downloaded Tinder and started talking to girls. Met up with this one really hot girl who was nice. Unfortunately, I got 'replaced' by somebody else.

-phone got stolen at the gym and had to buy another one which set me back financially ughhh.

-My mum's in hospital after having an operation done to get the cist removed from her ovaries and womb. So now I visit my mum everyday in hospital but thankfully she's recovering.

How you've been man?
#88 to #87 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Well not like every one but the one I saw it was about some chick saying you shouldn't judge a book by its cover and in the next scene she was saying that she didn't like fat guys or something like that. And that kind of reminded me of you saying "we all have standards"

Ouch man it sounds like things aren't really going good to you... Have you found a relatively stable job or still busy with it? I wish your mother the best, hope she gets better soon, although it sounds like she's on it.

I've been pretty good, I can't really complain. I've been really busy (in the good way, like going out with friends, working on some investigation essays that are interesting and with a good working group, they all are trustable) so I haven't been browsing FJ a lot lately.
Besides of that... well, this one friend of mine confessed to me like 2 weeks ago and last week I agreed to go out with her ^_^. It looks like she's reeeeeeeeeeeeally into me (I think more than I am into her) but dunno if it'll be something serious or not. It really surprised me though because I never saw that in that way until she confessed. She's a great person and although she's a bit overweighted, she's working hard to be in a better shape (she's lost 9kg in 3 weeks or so). So... yeah, I've got a girlfriend now haha. I still kind of can't believe it.
The problem is, she lives far away and on the top of that, she's moving abroad (Chile) so it kind of sucks. I'm thinking of finding some time somehow and going to see her for at least several days. I don't have a lot of money but I think I can get a flight for 70-80€. Then I can stay at her place so all good. I've got to see her before she leaves otherwise I don't think I can ever forgive myself haha. I've got to take this opportunity.
#90 to #88 - weenieandthebutt (03/30/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, forgot to mention that I had an interview for a business analyst internship working for some financial company. Gotta revise a few business concepts which is so god damn boring compared to science.

I'm glad that you're doing well for yourself, that you're finally coming out of your shell and that you're becoming more confident. You really needed that change. In addition, congrats on getting a girlfriend man! 9kg in 3 weeks, that doesn't exactly sound too healthy but good that she's working hard on her body. Hopefully you genuinely like her back rather than going for it, just because you feel it's the only opportunity you'll get. It's good to set yourself standards.
#89 to #88 - weenieandthebutt (03/30/2014) [-]
Oooh pls show me the pic. I'll get back to the other comments
#91 to #89 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Yeah I know it's not exactly very healthy, I've told her about that but she says she's fine so I don't really know what else to do but telling her that I don't really care about her weight. But she says she says she wants to be better for me and I can't really say that I don't like it. I just tell her not to pressure herself. And yeah I like her back. I smile when she talks to me and I think of her a lot. I think that means something.
What picture?
#92 to #91 - weenieandthebutt (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm glad that you like her back and it's actually quite nice that she cares about you so much that she's even willing to change for you. I personally think it's a nice quality in a girl. Losing too much weight in a short time may be quite unhealthy but I wouldn't complain too much when you get a hot slim chick lol (or whatever body-type you prefer).

As for the pic, I meant that feminism pic you mentioned

#93 to #92 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
Is the pay at least decent?
I'm kind of calm about it because she's going to see a doctor and she's watching over her.
I saw it like 3 days ago, I sadly don't have it.
#73 - revengeforfreeze (02/27/2014) [-]
are you ok with saying how much you weigh if I don't have to say how much I weigh?
#74 to #73 - weenieandthebutt (02/27/2014) [-]
Yeah sure. My weight was never a secret nor should it ever define a person. I'm around 75kg at the moment, though I'm on a cutting phase where I'm trying to burn bodyfat.
#75 to #74 - revengeforfreeze (02/27/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah.

Wow, nice.
#76 to #75 - weenieandthebutt (02/27/2014) [-]
Is that you in your profile pic?
#78 to #76 - revengeforfreeze (02/27/2014) [-]
Also, I didn't notice it at first but if you look closely you see that there's a gun in her / his mouth
#79 to #78 - weenieandthebutt (02/27/2014) [-]
I thought it was a black cock. Are you a Swedish metalhead or something?
#81 to #79 - revengeforfreeze (02/27/2014) [-]
Would be kinda funny / tragic if someone flagged it thinking it was that and I got banned for it.. I would actually be kinda mad then...
#80 to #79 - revengeforfreeze (02/27/2014) [-]
U funny
Yeah, I am
#82 to #80 - weenieandthebutt (02/27/2014) [-]
Sweden must be very cold there (as well as extremely feminised). I guess that must be the most masculine thing that you have going on at the moment. If only I was more into metal, I'd be able to approach those hot metal girls in this club I go to.
#83 to #82 - revengeforfreeze (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm not even sure if you're trying to insult me

It's not really as the media seems to portray... :| The sitting down and peeing is just a rumour.. except for the fact that I got circumcised and I literally had to sit down to not shoot it everywhere.. but normally, people don't do that.

It's not that cold right now either, only a little bit

But nah, whole me is the epitome of manliness except for maybe a few things, but we all have a few quirks
#84 to #83 - weenieandthebutt (02/27/2014) [-]
Honestly, wasn't trying to insult whatsoever. Even my Swedish friends have complained about how feminised the country is due to the 'matriarchy'. I'm not exactly the manliest guy myself.
#85 to #84 - revengeforfreeze (02/27/2014) [-]
Sorry, it's the internet you know, ambiguity rules.

Weird, I don't notice it much but it's probably because I don't really do very much these days now that.. stuff happened.. and that I live in this small ass town I guess..

Dude, sure you are. We are men. We are masculine by default unless we do bad. The only ones who are not masculine are the ones without honour, in the sense that they for example hurt women when they themselves haven't been hurt, they are mean to inncoents etc.. That's what I think anyway.
#77 to #76 - revengeforfreeze (02/27/2014) [-]
Nope :­P wait.. let me find en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halmstad_%28album%29 it's from here
One of my favourite albums atm
#58 - subadanus (12/11/2013) [-]
******* ****.   
   
Your ******* trips, you rolled on that HELLO DOG post so long ago.   
   
I spent 5 minutes looking through your comments to find that ****, and once I found it.   
   
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******* ****.

Your ******* trips, you rolled on that HELLO DOG post so long ago.

I spent 5 minutes looking through your comments to find that ****, and once I found it.

COMMENT DELETED
#59 to #58 - weenieandthebutt (12/11/2013) [-]
OP was such an absolute cunt that time for no apparent reason and when I confronted him about it, he'd blocked me.
#60 to #59 - subadanus (12/11/2013) [-]
**** him
**** him
#61 to #60 - weenieandthebutt (12/11/2013) [-]
There are some FJ users who are really far stuck up their own ass. There are the odd cool one's around but then you get a lot of the annoying fags around. I'm often embarrassed to be an FJ user.
There are some FJ users who are really far stuck up their own ass. There are the odd cool one's around but then you get a lot of the annoying fags around. I'm often embarrassed to be an FJ user.
#62 to #61 - subadanus (12/11/2013) [-]
I know that feel.
I know that feel.
#56 - tittentei (11/11/2013) [-]
My life is not like that at all. Partying, massive music festivals, chillin with friends, uni lifestyle of only going to classes for a few hours a day, looking forward to going gym and catchin up with mates having epic workouts talking about the next event we can put on display our aesthetic beauty. Girls drooling over us, unlimited attention, being recognised, known, and having a reputation. Girls want me and guys want to be my best friend. Having a hot girlfriend that every guy wants and she doenst look at any of them because she knows im the best. Summer. beaches. Girls. Long, massive parties with every girl asking you for photos and licking your chest/abs. Being desired and talked about and bragged about to girls and their friends. Racking up, coked up, ecstasy, G, getting ****** up and having memories to remember for a lifetime. U mad?" - Zyzz
#57 to #56 - weenieandthebutt (11/11/2013) [-]
I'm recognised amongst women for having a hot body (hot for female standards but not great for lifting standards) but I still can't do anything with it unfortunately. I get the odd complements for walking around clubs shirtless but if I try hitting on them, they get repulsed. With Zyzz, he's charismatic and has got the mental fortitude to pick up women. I lack all of that. Even he's had a girlfriend during his nerdy skeleton days.
#52 - arandomanon ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
So.... Hello.

How is it going?
#53 to #52 - weenieandthebutt (09/06/2013) [-]
Pretty dull to be honest, haven't even been out in over a month, just the same ol' basic day with gym and still no job as usual. I was meant to go out tonight but all my friends had bailed out on me so Friday is just going to be dull. On the plus side, I'm going to Spain with my friends on Monday so this holiday should be exciting (hopefully). How's everything with you?
Pretty dull to be honest, haven't even been out in over a month, just the same ol' basic day with gym and still no job as usual. I was meant to go out tonight but all my friends had bailed out on me so Friday is just going to be dull. On the plus side, I'm going to Spain with my friends on Monday so this holiday should be exciting (hopefully). How's everything with you?
#54 to #53 - arandomanon ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, you told me you were going there. I hope you enjoy your stay. If you're going to the beach, it's still the "good weather season" until half September/half early October.

Well not bad at all. I've been hanging out with friends more usually than before wich I find pretty good. I'm going to start my new studies on Monday so I'm kind of nervous, I really want this to work. I don't know if I'm getting a work in the future but oh well, I gotta try this because I'm out of ideas.
#51 - jmanispimping (09/06/2013) [-]
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?    
   
If not; I would really enjoy having them.   
   
I promise they will go to a good use (items).   
   
All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
Hi, I was wondering if you were using your points/items?

If not; I would really enjoy having them.

I promise they will go to a good use (items).

All you have to do is go to my profile and trade them over to me or I can for you.
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