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Date Signed Up:1/23/2013
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#65 - Call it attention whoring all you like but whoever claims to d…  [+] (2 replies) 08/13/2014 on Filthy Frank on Stupid People +1
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#105 - hellboundstrength (08/13/2014) [-]
i hate people who hate people who have big muscles, like why? he wanted to better himself through hard work diet and a little drug that shouldn't even be illegal in the first place, if you ask someone why is steroids illegal they'll say cause it unnaturally builds muscle, when in reality we all have steroids in us they're called hormones testosterone and estradiol naturally found in the body do you what else is a steroid naturally found in the body and has the highest chance of death in any drug? insulin. the most powerful hormone; not enough carbs before taking a needle of insulin cause of diabetes? BAM! cardiac arrest.
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#79 - wertologist (08/13/2014) [-]
I started working out mainly because I wanted to. Not for health and not for showing off...Though the looks I got were nice though
#746 - my cock kept getting limp and even when I was ******* her, it …  [+] (2 replies) 07/25/2014 on arandomanon's profile 0
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#748 - anaraledien (07/28/2014) [-]
FINALLY SOMEONE POPPED YOUR CHERRY, GOD DAMN IT. Too much mastuburation or she wasn't that attractive or you had spaghetti in your pockets.
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#747 - arandomanon (07/25/2014) [-]
Well my cock fell out of her pussy at times yes, specially when we got carried away and started to go fast; that's pretty much normal I think. It was annoying but since we both enjoyed when my cock entered in her pussy, wasn't much of a problem. About your cock getting limp, well how long did you fuck? If you came several times yeah it's rather normal. Or even if you didn't, just going for a lot of time can cause it.
#744 - Dude, I ****** a fit, 30 year old Spanish chick last night (wh…  [+] (4 replies) 07/24/2014 on arandomanon's profile 0
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#745 - arandomanon (07/24/2014) [-]
Oh congrats buddy! Weird? What did exactly happen?
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#746 - weenieandthebutt (07/25/2014) [-]
my cock kept getting limp and even when I was fucking her, it fell out of her pussy at times. Did you have the same problem too as well?
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#748 - anaraledien (07/28/2014) [-]
FINALLY SOMEONE POPPED YOUR CHERRY, GOD DAMN IT. Too much mastuburation or she wasn't that attractive or you had spaghetti in your pockets.
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#747 - arandomanon (07/25/2014) [-]
Well my cock fell out of her pussy at times yes, specially when we got carried away and started to go fast; that's pretty much normal I think. It was annoying but since we both enjoyed when my cock entered in her pussy, wasn't much of a problem. About your cock getting limp, well how long did you fuck? If you came several times yeah it's rather normal. Or even if you didn't, just going for a lot of time can cause it.
#101 - Ahhh I used Tinder which is a dating/casual sex app. It's actu…  [+] (1 reply) 07/08/2014 on weenieandthebutt's profile 0
#102 - arandomanon (07/08/2014) [-]
I may take a look on it if this thing with the English girl doesn't work.

Yeah but you know, it was a good experience. It was beautiful and really nice. I was also scared I wouldn't be good enough, she's told me she's rather hard to satisfy, like she said she doesn't reach orgasm on missionary position (she told me the first time she reached orgasm on missionary was with me) and some other things so I was rather worried. I told her I didn't have much experience though just in case I screw up she understands. But for some reason sex with me was amazing. In 5 days, I gave her the 2 best times on her life. She said she liked me to follow what she wanted me to do and some other things. I know it sounds like bragging but I don't know how else to put it out. And, being honest here, I'm fucking proud haha. I however wonder how the other times were for me to be her best... I know you're fit and stuff, that helps. As long as you can keep it up for a while and you listen to her when she tells you want she wants, you'll do just fine. When I went to see her I was a kissless virgin and she didn't notice so I'm sure you'll do better.

She's definitely playing hard to get, she just sent me a picture of her (kind of, just the lower half) on bikini, saying she was having a sunbath and stuff. And you're right, if she didn't want anything to do with me, she'd just say "no". Good luck with your dates haha.
#99 - I'm doing gr8 m8, thanks for asking. I recently went on a date…  [+] (3 replies) 07/08/2014 on weenieandthebutt's profile 0
#100 - arandomanon (07/08/2014) [-]
Sounds really good, it's a shame you didn't make it to sex but you've been near so that's nice. A 34 and a 38 years old? Interesting. Where are you getting all those chicks? Dating sites?

About me.. well, I broke up with my girlfriend several weeks ago because we decided to end our relationship and keep it as a nice memory rather than force it to work. The 5 hours of difference is way too much. There was a little bit of drama because when we broke up she still loved me but good thing is we ended up as friends and now she doesn't love me anymore. She however still says that the best sex she's ever had was with me so she says if she ever comes back to Spain and we both are single, she wants to repeat it haha. I wonder what would she say if she finds out I was a virgin. I didn't tell her because I was rather ashamed of it.

On the other hand, I've met an English girl and she's really great. She's rather young but kind of mature for her age. I started to like her several weeks after the break up and I told her as soon as I realized I liked her. I kind of went all alpha saying "I think I like you and I think you like me back too so wanna date?". She in fact liked me and she said she'd say yes if I lived there. However, even when she didn't say "yes", she didn't say "no" either so I keep trying, hitting on her and stuff. She's hint several times she may say yes soon but nothing's for sure with these issues. I however am optimistic, I think she's just playing hard to get. I may be wrong, I'm relatively new with these things but as long as I don't get a straight "no", I'll keep trying.
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#101 - weenieandthebutt (07/08/2014) [-]
Ahhh I used Tinder which is a dating/casual sex app. It's actually quite decent, you should try it out.

I'm really sorry to hear about the breakup. It must really suck that as soon as you get your first gf, it just had to be long distance. It was best not to force it but hey, at least the door's still open for when or if you meet her again. That's actually pretty rad that you're the best persona she's had sex with despite you being a virgin. I'm quite worried that I may be terrible first time round and the girl may pull out.

As for the English girl, she's most likely playing hard to get. Even when I pulled the girl last Friday night, it took me at least 3 attempts (had to hang out with her most of the night) just to make out. If the girl refused, she'll defiantly give you a straight "no". Ughhh fuck, I want Thursday and Friday to hurry up so I can go on these dates with the hot older chicks.
#102 - arandomanon (07/08/2014) [-]
I may take a look on it if this thing with the English girl doesn't work.

Yeah but you know, it was a good experience. It was beautiful and really nice. I was also scared I wouldn't be good enough, she's told me she's rather hard to satisfy, like she said she doesn't reach orgasm on missionary position (she told me the first time she reached orgasm on missionary was with me) and some other things so I was rather worried. I told her I didn't have much experience though just in case I screw up she understands. But for some reason sex with me was amazing. In 5 days, I gave her the 2 best times on her life. She said she liked me to follow what she wanted me to do and some other things. I know it sounds like bragging but I don't know how else to put it out. And, being honest here, I'm fucking proud haha. I however wonder how the other times were for me to be her best... I know you're fit and stuff, that helps. As long as you can keep it up for a while and you listen to her when she tells you want she wants, you'll do just fine. When I went to see her I was a kissless virgin and she didn't notice so I'm sure you'll do better.

She's definitely playing hard to get, she just sent me a picture of her (kind of, just the lower half) on bikini, saying she was having a sunbath and stuff. And you're right, if she didn't want anything to do with me, she'd just say "no". Good luck with your dates haha.
#1381 - Anyone here lifts?  [+] (2 replies) 07/08/2014 on It's Selfie Tuesday -2
#1390 - Orc (07/08/2014) [-]
Fag.
#1388 - sourpotato (07/08/2014) [-]
Your name suits you well.
#81 - Well I was technically diagnosed with it from young age (as we…  [+] (1 reply) 06/24/2014 on Only on Tumblr 0
#84 - pimpelipom (06/24/2014) [-]
Oh. I was referring to your comment, which certainly seemed like a cheap fashion label like one from the tumbler lot would say. Sorry, my mistake.