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#12 - The New Testament is the new law of Christianity; and in Roman…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2016 on rip +1
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#13 - zhyrgal (08/01/2016) [-]
We both have bias and think we are right.

Thing is you should stop mistaking a few thousand sandniggers in the desert with more than one seventh of the population of the world.

Motherfucking send the death squadrons to those fuckwads and find a magic way to definitely close their bloodline. Get them, kill them and their murderous ideals. But stop pretending when some arab guy kills people it is because he is Muslim, and when some caucasian does it's because he is mad or has some mental health problem. You just have to be ill minded to justify mass murder, and that has nothing to do with religion. Religion is a tool in life, not a reason to make people suffer.
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#17 - anon (08/01/2016) [-]
"2:190 Fight in the way of God those who fight you but do not transgress. Indeed. God does not like transgressors.
2:191 And kill them wherever you find them and expel them from wherever they have expelled you, and fitnah [Persecution] is worse than killing. And do not fight them at al-Masjid al- Haram until they fight you there. But if they fight you, then kill them. Such is the recompense of the disbelievers.
2:192 And if they cease, then indeed, God is Forgiving and Merciful.
2:193 Fight them until there is no [more] fitnah [Persecution] and [until] worship is for God. But if they cease, then there is to be no aggression except against the oppressors.
2:194 [Fighting in] the sacred month is for [aggression committed in] the sacred month, and for [all] violations is legal retribution. So whoever has assaulted you, then assault him in the same way that he has assaulted you. And fear God and know that God is with those who fear Him.
2:195 And spend in the way of God and do not throw [yourselves] with your [own] hands into destruction [by refraining]. And do good; indeed, God loves the doers of good."

"Muhammad Asad explains verse 2:190 in the following manner:
This and the following verses lay down unequivocally that only self-defence (in the widest sense of the word) makes war permissible for Muslims. Most of the commentators agree in that the expression "La ta'tadu" signifies, in this context, "do not commit aggression"; while by al-Mu'tadin "those who commit aggression" are meant. The defensive character of a fight "in God's cause" - that is, in the cause of the ethical principles ordained by God - is, moreover, self-evident in the reference to "those who wage war against you", and has been still further clarified in 22: 39 - "permission [to fight] is given to those against whom war is being wrongfully waged" - which, according to all available Traditions, constitutes the earliest (and therefore fundamental) Quranic reference to the question of jihad, or holy war (see Tabari and Ibn Kathir in their commentaries on 22: 39). That this early, fundamental principle of self-defence as the only possible justification of war has been maintained throughout the Quran is evident from 60: 8, as well as from the concluding sentence of 4: 91, both of which belong to a later period than the above verse. (Asad, The Message of the Quran, emphasis added)
And on verse 2:191, he states the following:
In view of the preceding ordinance, the injunction "slay them wherever you may come upon them" is valid only within the context of hostilities already in progress (Razi), on the understanding that "those who wage war against you" are the aggressors or oppressors (a war of liberation being a war "in God's cause"). The translation, in this context, of Fitnah as "oppression" is justified by the application of this term to any affliction which may cause man to go astray and to lose his faith in spiritual values (cf. Lisan al-Arab). (Asad, The Message of the Quran, emphasis added)"

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#12 - weekender (08/01/2016) [-]
The New Testament is the new law of Christianity; and in Romans is about the death of your soul, not being bombed.

Just stop.
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#13 - zhyrgal (08/01/2016) [-]
We both have bias and think we are right.

Thing is you should stop mistaking a few thousand sandniggers in the desert with more than one seventh of the population of the world.

Motherfucking send the death squadrons to those fuckwads and find a magic way to definitely close their bloodline. Get them, kill them and their murderous ideals. But stop pretending when some arab guy kills people it is because he is Muslim, and when some caucasian does it's because he is mad or has some mental health problem. You just have to be ill minded to justify mass murder, and that has nothing to do with religion. Religion is a tool in life, not a reason to make people suffer.
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i don't know what i expected
#9 - weekender (01/12/2016) [-]
Supra
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