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#269 - implying you can rip off the pages without killing the horcrux…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/27/2012 on Your move, Harry 0
User avatar #271 - paradenoire (09/27/2012) [-]
if you can write with ink on a horcrux, drink from a horcrux, wear a horcrux, be a horcrux. harry got hurt and cut even lost his bones and voldemort was unaffected. SO infact you CAN. only the owner and creator of a horcrux can fully bend, mend and use the horcrux
User avatar #277 - weapsycho (09/27/2012) [-]
horcuxes can only be destroyed by very limited means (let's please exempt harry) , extremely powerful spell, enchanted weapons, cursed things, im not sure what else, using such means to rip away parts of the books can possibly kill the horcrux itself, imagine using any / all of those methods to tear away pages of the book
User avatar #286 - paradenoire (09/27/2012) [-]
The Horcrux is made by tethering a piece of soul to a something.

That tethering is broken when Horcrux is destroyed completely.

The best illustration of that is in the movie, when the diary needs to be stabbed several times by the Basilisk fang in order to completely destroy the soul fragment manifesting itself as Riddle.

It's less obvious but can be fairly clearly inferred from CoS book:

Harry seized the basilisk fang on the floor next to him and plunged it straight into the heart of the book. There was a long, dreadful, piercing scream. Ink spurted out of the diary in torrents, streaming over Harry's hands, flooding the floor. Riddle was writhing and twisting, screaming and flailing and then... He had gone. Harry's wand fell to the floor with a clatter and there was silence

As you can see, it was a process of destruction, not something instantaneous.

Moreover, the fact that the fang was struck "through the heart" of the book may be significant - it's possible that simply ripping one page with a fang or scratching a corner would have done some damage but not destroyed the Horcrux outright.

so my statement is still true.
User avatar #290 - weapsycho (09/27/2012) [-]
"best illustration"...and you gave the actual words from the book which ironically contradicts it, all it needed was a stab, poof, dead, no series of hateful stabbing, you do know that the use of "heart of the book" is not literal right?

User avatar #291 - paradenoire (09/27/2012) [-]
If i rip the pages out by hand, it would not be destroyed and only I could rip the pages as I am the creator. In Deathly Hallows the Diadem was cracking, Suggesting it has been damaged, but the horcrux was still intact. If the diadem was split in half one wishing to destroy it would have to get both pieces in order to destroy it. As I said before Harry AND Nagini even are great resources for my theory. Both can be wounded or hurt and even killed, but the horcrux would remain until destroyed by the means you listed.
User avatar #292 - weapsycho (09/27/2012) [-]
the diadem was cracking possibly before it was made into a horcrux,

you almost can't count harry and nagini as they are living and heal through time, the only way to destroy the horcrux within them is through death...

and no, destroying with or without the intention of hurting the horcrux is irrelevant, neville killed off nagini without the intention of killing a horcrux, he was only instructed to kill it "whatever it takes" voldemort was used to kill harry the last horcrux without his knowledge that he (harry) was a horcrux and the willingness to kill a horcrux, and please god no you can't rip out the pages with your own hand, it needs real powerful magic or curse to do so unless you are implying that wanking off that much cursed you hands or something.
User avatar #293 - paradenoire (09/27/2012) [-]
when did I ever say only having the intent can destroy one? Neville used the sword of gryffindor to behead Nagini, which was used to kill the Basilisk and used to destroy 2 other horcruxes. Voldemort used the killing curse the only spell known to destroy a horcrux. Even if this theory is incorrect when applied to living beings, it's plausible that, had she been killable with the conventional weapon, the body may have remained a Horcrux. There is nothing to indicate in any way that the V's soul fragment was in any way tethered to the "alive" part of the snake.
User avatar #285 - admiralen (09/27/2012) [-]
>kill thousands of people (soul ripped to shit)
>put one soulpiece in every page
#295 - paradenoire (09/27/2012) [-]
too much work
User avatar #298 - admiralen (09/27/2012) [-]
but voldemort has killed 100s
User avatar #299 - paradenoire (09/27/2012) [-]
technically in canon he's only killed 16 people personally.
User avatar #300 - admiralen (09/27/2012) [-]
maybe he can make it from a childrens book
#62 - question is extremely relevant, picture isn't, but holy **… 09/27/2012 on the racist dog 0
#102 - then your girlfriend comes out of it.... 09/26/2012 on Would you use it? -7
#46 - what if she knew and it's for her dog....  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2012 on Cookie +6
#49 - fatemah (09/21/2012) [-]
#161 - the book is not vandalized or anything and the eraser is barel… 09/21/2012 on Watermelon 0
#148 - i call bull...that eraser shouldn't be there, she's reading a …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2012 on Watermelon -5
User avatar #154 - timmywankenobi (09/21/2012) [-]
I dunno last time i got a text book from school some asshole had drawn dicks all over every page "both sides" and it made the book very hard to read so i had to erase them to read it.
User avatar #161 - weapsycho (09/21/2012) [-]
the book is not vandalized or anything and the eraser is barely touched which suggests it's not been used....
#184 - im thinking of you right now though...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on I like crime fighting too 0
User avatar #187 - GShock (09/20/2012) [-]
You and your hirsute fettish.
#34 - so that's where this came from... 09/20/2012 on Least Interesting Man in... +8
#349 - my bad...but still if someone corrects another for using gramm…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on FJ has 101 idiots 0
#350 - notadrapist (09/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's more like 50 idiots.
#67 - 34  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2012 on I like crime fighting too 0
User avatar #181 - GShock (09/20/2012) [-]
34 is if you can think of it, there's porn of it.

63 is if you can think of someone, there is a gender-swapped version of it.
User avatar #184 - weapsycho (09/20/2012) [-]
im thinking of you right now though...
User avatar #187 - GShock (09/20/2012) [-]
You and your hirsute fettish.
#346 - 101? ok let's put it this way i have bad gramme…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2012 on FJ has 101 idiots +1
#348 - notadrapist (09/20/2012) [-]
you can only get one notification from a comment.
User avatar #349 - weapsycho (09/20/2012) [-]
my bad...but still if someone corrects another for using grammer that should have counted him out of the 101 idiots...
#350 - notadrapist (09/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's more like 50 idiots.
#26 - RULE 34 NO EXCEPTIONS 09/19/2012 on weee !!! hugs !!! +31
#43 - >spray butane secretly on a hot chick's pants >light…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2012 on Really Hot Ass +1
#58 - spedals (09/18/2012) [-]
except it's a chick doing it...
#30 - then use two pieces of bread... 09/18/2012 on repost 0
#80 - This v was just about to say this 09/18/2012 on Bad foundation +1
#79 - <my dick when i find out my girlfriend goes to my house to … 09/18/2012 on Bad foundation +11
#77 - how much does it cost anyway?definitely worth spending on an e…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2012 on mother of wax 0
User avatar #80 - grpeephole (09/18/2012) [-]
make her possitioned doggy style and this plan is a success
#54 - i will forever love panel four..thank you OP funniest ****… 09/18/2012 on Concert 0
#91 - couldn't you take the battery out and plug in the charger?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2012 on >storytime 0
User avatar #94 - melolsoohard (09/18/2012) [-]
oops, commented saying that without realizing you also did
#1009 - inb4'd  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on re:Romney is a Tool 0
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#1007 - half the comments section say they don't care... then… 09/17/2012 on re:Romney is a Tool +3
#152 - damn it, this wouldn't work...it just won't 09/17/2012 on Perkemern -1
#150 - USE YOUR LOVE ATTACK or something ... 09/17/2012 on Perkemern -1
#149 - **weapsycho rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on Perkemern -1
User avatar #150 - weapsycho (09/17/2012) [-]
USE YOUR LOVE ATTACK or something...
#148 - onyx golem... 09/17/2012 on Perkemern -1


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