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#3664 - **watthekilo rolls 709,998,121** 07/10/2014 on Free Steam Card 0
#26 - Look at all the funny  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Asians +3
User avatar #29 - shadylight (07/07/2014) [-]
Cracks me up every time.
#65 - I too would be happy if i spontaneously became a lumberjack  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Who are you? +6
User avatar #131 - requiemofsins (07/06/2014) [-]
I can see that my lack of paint skills makes it appear that way..
#3038 - Picture 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#3029 - **watthekilo rolls 9,373**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
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#38 - "COCAINE" A highway Through the fire and the… 07/05/2014 on What is this 0
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this is the name to end the argument once and for all.
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then you really, really don't know what ironic means
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no one at all wants to at all

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#82 - watthekilo ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
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#80 - watthekilo ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
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#79 - watthekilo ONLINE (05/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #73 - watthekilo ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
**watthekilo rolled user zahnrad **
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**watthekilo rolled user furrypuppy **
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**watthekilo rolled user tarekmig **
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**watthekilo rolled user suikerpapa **
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**watthekilo rolled user imnotkickthecat **
User avatar #68 - watthekilo ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
**watthekilo rolled user theugandanhero ** I drank a case of whiskey
And you looked like Jeanine Jizm
I drank another case of whiskey
And you looked like Roseanne Barr

You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you up
When I looked at you, I had to throw up

I drank a case of whiskey
And you looked like Sheila Micheals
I drank another case of everclear
And you looked like Ileana Douglas
User avatar #67 - watthekilo ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
**watthekilo rolled user dinkie **
User avatar #77 to #67 - dinkie (05/10/2014) [-]
You seem bored.
#78 to #77 - watthekilo ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Very.
User avatar #63 - watthekilo ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
**watthekilo rolled user puffyclouds **
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog Your dog was your only friend You spent your life savings fixing its broken leg You loved it more than your parents loved you
And then I ran it over Your dog was dumb and now it’s dead My tire tracks are tattooed on its head I dragged it 50 yards down the street And you ran after me in tears I almost cried because I was laughing so hard Then I turned around and tried to hit you
User avatar #62 - watthekilo ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
**watthekilo rolled user sebthebrony ** You fat slob, you flunked Jenny Craig You flunked Weight Watchers, you’re 500 pounds You hoard calories like Dig hoards cash Here’s the ‘Final Solution’ for your fat its called body by Auschwitz
User avatar #61 - watthekilo ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
**watthekilo rolled user theorangefox ** I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
User avatar #60 - watthekilo ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
**watthekilo rolled user savirleo ** I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
User avatar #59 - watthekilo ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
**watthekilo rolled user amata **
User avatar #64 to #59 - amata (05/10/2014) [-]
Well, hello. Seeing as you've summoned me, I'm contractually obligated to inform you that all blowjobs cost a non-negotiable price of $20. We accept cash or Visa.
User avatar #66 to #64 - watthekilo ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant


I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the INS
And your stupid ******* dog was barking at me
It sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band
I wanted to kick it in the ******* face


I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant

After I beat the ******* **** out of it
I wanted to throw it through your ******* window
But I needed money to buy some more whiskey
So I sold it to a Chinese restaurant



Your family ordered a pu pu platter
You didn’t know what you were eating
It was your ******* gay faithful dog
While you were at the restaurant I lit your house on fire
User avatar #75 to #66 - amata (05/10/2014) [-]
Beautiful poem, though. Clearly inspired by the work of Yeats.
User avatar #74 to #66 - amata (05/10/2014) [-]
Well,
My house is a bomb shelter made of concrete and metal that survived WWIII, and therefore notoriously non-flammable
My dog is the only member of an unending line of canine Highlanders, so there will be a new one waiting for me when I get back home
And my hatred for the filthy Commie scum that call themselves Chinamen is matched only by my hatred of people who don't flush in public restrooms after taking a **** , so I would never eat at a Chinese restaurant

Blowjobs are still $20, btw. I suppose I should mention that you have to swipe the Visa along my asscrack and sign my tramp stamp if that's how you intend to pay.
User avatar #65 to #64 - watthekilo ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Actually i have a poem 4 u
User avatar #58 - watthekilo ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
**watthekilo rolled user yunoknow ** I ate too much brazilian foot and shat out a soccer player
User avatar #52 - watthekilo ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
**watthekilo rolled user joshlol ** ERECTION POLICE
User avatar #54 to #52 - joshlol (04/23/2014) [-]
uwotm8
User avatar #55 to #54 - watthekilo ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Since your here i have a story

my dick is so big it pays rent and drives me to school sometimes and the foreskin is sometimes used as a parachute from the millitary and they ask if they can use it for nuclear testing. my japanese heritage implies that i am already full of radiation so why the hell not? when i ejaculate a huge mushroom cloud comes out of my urethra and kills civilians, but im not allowed to say these things because im part of the illuminati, and the gay and ******* deer killing club, where we viciously run over dear while screaming gay phrases like haaaay
User avatar #56 to #55 - joshlol (04/23/2014) [-]
tl;dr
User avatar #57 to #56 - watthekilo ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
k b0ss
User avatar #53 to #52 - watthekilo ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #46 - watthekilo ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
**watthekilo rolled user darthsalias ** u want sum fuk
User avatar #45 - watthekilo ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
**watthekilo rolled user goodshinyhunter ** this is purgatory.
User avatar #47 to #45 - goodshinyhunter (04/06/2014) [-]
Ok then. So...what's going to happen to me?
User avatar #48 to #47 - watthekilo ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Centipedes will march down your urethra while you sleep and there babies will eat there way out of your testicles. or you could smoke a blunt with obama. up to you
User avatar #49 to #48 - goodshinyhunter (04/06/2014) [-]
Hah! Joke's on you. That's physically impossible. I don't have testicles.
User avatar #50 to #49 - watthekilo ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Then your womb will hold the mass legions of centipedes and you will spur forth there ravenous legions and end the world. oh and your ovaries shoot acid
User avatar #51 to #50 - goodshinyhunter (04/06/2014) [-]
Hmm...since I have the choice between ending the world whilst experiencing excruciating pain and smoking a blunt with Obama, I think I'll take the latter.

You better be thanking me, world!
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