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Date Signed Up:9/06/2010
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Y'all better start building your fallout shelters for when I drop this mix tape fam

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#132 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
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#160 to #132 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
That **** is BTS?

BaThSalts?
BattleToad Saga?
BeTheSda?
BigTiddyShemales?
#161 to #160 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
BigTiddyShemales?
























nah you idiota! It's behindthescenes!
Saw that webm too....
#162 to #161 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
Well 			****		 me silly and call me sally here's another   
   
   
I'm off to bed m8
Well **** me silly and call me sally here's another


I'm off to bed m8
#163 to #162 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Oh okay sally, i'll be cummin in your bed too
#164 to #163 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
And ill be waiting
#165 to #164 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
I know the image , but...
I know the image , but...
#133 to #132 - watshisface (04/22/2015) [-]
Washapnin??
Washapnin??
#134 to #133 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Nuthin much, i just wanted to ask you...   
 watshisface?
Nuthin much, i just wanted to ask you...
watshisface?
#135 to #134 - watshisface (04/22/2015) [-]
I wouldn't know :'(
#136 to #135 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Think harder!
#138 to #137 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Y u do dis?
#139 to #138 - watshisface (04/22/2015) [-]
I can't help it, accept this rare dankness as an apology
I can't help it, accept this rare dankness as an apology
#140 to #139 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Noice, do you have anything more fappable to?
#148 to #140 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
Got banned, I guess I was too low level of a user before for anybody to notice hahaha I need a 			****		 section of my profile
Got banned, I guess I was too low level of a user before for anybody to notice hahaha I need a **** section of my profile
#149 to #148 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
LOL gtfo newfag!
























i saw that b4 , it's ******* awesome!
#150 to #149 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
Yeahh I've only had an account here for 4.5 years  			****		 sucks holmes, I wish I could be more like you :'(   
   
You seen this one yet?
Yeahh I've only had an account here for 4.5 years **** sucks holmes, I wish I could be more like you :'(

You seen this one yet?
#151 to #150 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Don't worry watshi! You'll learn!























yep , seen it! But still amazin'!
#152 to #151 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
Iight Ill have to try harder to impress you then   
   
Did you ever watch that webm I sent you? Its too funny to miss brah   
   
www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw/kteaLxg/Watch+the+whole+thing/
Iight Ill have to try harder to impress you then

Did you ever watch that webm I sent you? Its too funny to miss brah

www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw/kteaLxg/Watch+the+whole+thing/
#153 to #152 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
yep























i'll watch it brah i swear on joshlol's life!
#154 to #153 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
Wait, that's not a good promise. Nobody cares about joshlols life. What about swearing on yousaygoodbye s life?
Wait, that's not a good promise. Nobody cares about joshlols life. What about swearing on yousaygoodbye s life?
#155 to #154 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Same to me
Same to me
#156 to #155 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
*****		 just watch the 			*******		 video. Have I not gave you anything less than god tier videos?
***** just watch the ******* video. Have I not gave you anything less than god tier videos?
#157 to #156 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
i once saw a white bitch sniff a ******** dick, but that's ALL the bitch did!
#158 to #157 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
Gross, did she throw up from 			******		 crotch smell?
Gross, did she throw up from ****** crotch smell?
#159 to #158 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
nope,  maybe she did bts
nope, maybe she did bts
#121 to #120 - watshisface (04/21/2015) [-]
Sup brah
Sup brah
#122 to #121 - Googol (04/21/2015) [-]
Just readin' through the comments on your profile. I love the webms.
#123 to #122 - watshisface (04/21/2015) [-]
I got a couple more fresh off the 4chan line I'll give you
I got a couple more fresh off the 4chan line I'll give you
#106 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (04/03/2015) [-]
You think youre so clever, huh
#108 to #107 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
3< in your face
#109 to #108 - watshisface (04/04/2015) [-]
Get that out a here
Get that out a here
#110 to #109 - jonnyfrosty ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
Do me

I- I mean make me
#111 to #110 - watshisface (04/04/2015) [-]
Itl be my pleasure
#102 - willys (04/01/2015) [-]
sup
#103 to #102 - watshisface (04/01/2015) [-]
Sup bruh
Sup bruh
User avatar #94 - historia (04/01/2015) [-]
You're a model? Can I see a picture of you? Once I lose another 30 or 40 lbs I wanted to maybe try that out.
#95 to #94 - watshisface (04/01/2015) [-]
This couldn't backfire in anyway... Haha

Yeah it takes a lot of determination and lifestyle maintenance but other than that its not bad at all. Lol working out everyday and drugs make it so I can eat as much as I want however. You should try! Even plus models get lots of guap too

Btw are you boy or grill?

#96 to #95 - historia (04/01/2015) [-]
Boy! I've been losing weight recently, 20 lbs in the last 6 months. It's been slow honestly. According to a couple websites that I've been to, my target weight should be about 180, and I'm 230. 50 lbs is a big difference. I'm not entirely sure I'm good looking enough to make a career out of it like you, but I'd like to try at least once, for fun.

What kind of drugs are you referring to?
User avatar #98 to #96 - watshisface (04/01/2015) [-]
And diuretics, laxatives, and creatine during shoots. Lots of Caffeine and creatine during training to increase metabolism. A lot of other models smoke (I do and I know I need to quit as well), have scripts for adderall, or do coke. But those are up to you
User avatar #97 to #96 - watshisface (04/01/2015) [-]
How tall are you? I'm around 180 myself at 5'10 but my target weight is 200 (I know it may take a couple years with just muscle but oh well)

Any body can do it man it just costs some money to get your portfolio up first
User avatar #99 to #97 - historia (04/01/2015) [-]
I'm 6'0

I don't do recreational drugs, I don't smoke or anything like that. I just started taking cinnamon and fish oil pill to help with my metabolism though.
#100 to #99 - watshisface (04/01/2015) [-]
You dont really need em if you try hard.

Good luck out there man!
#91 - obbih (03/27/2015) [-]
roses are red   
violets are blue   
i want to 			****		 on your throat
roses are red
violets are blue
i want to **** on your throat
#93 to #91 - obbih (03/27/2015) [-]
please* now* immediately*
#85 - sunibee (03/25/2015) [-]
You're a pretty nifty guy you know that?
#86 to #85 - watshisface (03/26/2015) [-]
Prec Holmes. I just got unbanned for that lovelyness haha join us on tinychat.com/fjpartychat

Imma be there in 15 min
#88 to #86 - sunibee (03/26/2015) [-]
I'll be waiting
User avatar #90 to #88 - watshisface (03/26/2015) [-]
If you get there, tell em to unban me and that my comp froze when trying to mute it
User avatar #89 to #88 - watshisface (03/26/2015) [-]
Which one are you?
#87 to #86 - sunibee has deleted their comment [-]
#84 to #83 - watshisface (03/25/2015) [-]
Awww
Awww
#81 - watshisface (03/23/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#78 - chronicliar (03/20/2015) [-]
I don't know what you wanted me to draw, but I think this comes pretty close
User avatar #80 to #79 - watshisface (03/20/2015) [-]
Das dope af
User avatar #75 - noooooooo (03/20/2015) [-]
is your name from the song whatsername?
User avatar #77 to #75 - watshisface (03/20/2015) [-]
Never heard it...
User avatar #76 to #75 - noooooooo (03/20/2015) [-]
nevermind that, apparently its actually a word. i did not know that.
User avatar #68 - cunninglinguist (03/09/2015) [-]
Whatcha doin on muh profile
#69 to #68 - watshisface (03/09/2015) [-]
Because I was looking through my friends and saw your profile and was like "wait! Cunninglinguist is a girl? I didn't know that! Lemme confirm" congratulations, it turns out you are haha
User avatar #70 to #69 - cunninglinguist (03/09/2015) [-]
Oooooh yeah we're friends! What is up with people today and finding out they're on my list already? Anyway, yes I am grill
#71 to #70 - watshisface (03/09/2015) [-]
IHaha we've been friends for a bit now I just didnt know you were grilled up lol I added you a long time ago cuz you're names ridiculously clever haha
#72 to #71 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
Yeah I think you were one of my first friends! Your name is awfully familiar. And thank you :3
Yeah I think you were one of my first friends! Your name is awfully familiar. And thank you :3
#73 to #72 - watshisface (03/10/2015) [-]
I wouldn't doubt it, we both made our accounts within a month of eachother so probably haha and no problem!
#74 to #73 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
Yeeeeeeeeeeeebbbboooooooooiiiiiii weve been friends for years and we never knew it
#63 - mrjweezy (12/15/2014) [-]
thansk bro hopefully they dont ban me for too long I just need a ban for like 2 days
Princessdust btw
User avatar #42 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
what do you want?
#44 to #43 - watshisface (12/10/2014) [-]
you got this, i believe in you
you got this, i believe in you
#45 to #44 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
whatever.
whatever.
#46 to #45 - watshisface (12/10/2014) [-]
youre a horrible person
youre a horrible person
#47 to #46 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
shouldn't you know this about me already?
shouldn't you know this about me already?
#48 to #47 - watshisface (12/10/2014) [-]
yeahh Heartless Hahnna reporting in
yeahh Heartless Hahnna reporting in
#51 to #50 - watshisface (12/10/2014) [-]
get something to eat then lol
#53 to #51 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
You are ridiculous, and I would but I have no food..
You are ridiculous, and I would but I have no food..
#55 to #53 - watshisface (12/10/2014) [-]
git some ff ;)
#56 to #55 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
Actually i might get chinese...
Actually i might get chinese...
#57 to #56 - woodexplain (12/11/2014) [-]
mmm chinese takeout
#59 to #57 - ieatacos (12/11/2014) [-]
Racist.   
Besides, I got filipino food.
Racist.
Besides, I got filipino food.
#49 to #48 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
I guess my love doesn't matter.
I guess my love doesn't matter.
#52 to #49 - watshisface (12/10/2014) [-]
youll live
youll live
#54 to #52 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
Wow... that's sympathy
Wow... that's sympathy
#58 to #54 - woodexplain (12/11/2014) [-]
come on doll, you know i love you more
#60 to #58 - ieatacos (12/11/2014) [-]
Asshole. But nope, can't love me more than I love you, duh.
Asshole. But nope, can't love me more than I love you, duh.
#61 to #60 - woodexplain (12/11/2014) [-]
true youve loved me since 7th grade lol
true youve loved me since 7th grade lol
#62 to #61 - ieatacos (12/11/2014) [-]
Yeah and it took you forever to love me haha.
Yeah and it took you forever to love me haha.
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