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#22 - bakerolls (04/23/2015) [-]
>2015
>still all fucked up in the gulf of mexico
User avatar #23 - thelastamerican (04/23/2015) [-]
Yep. The gulf looks terrible. Splotches all over the place. Oil washing up on shore every day. Tourism is all but gone, and businesses are all closing down. On top of everything all the wildlife is dying off.

Except none of this is actually happening.
#24 - bakerolls (04/23/2015) [-]
some said the same about the holocaust
User avatar #25 - thelastamerican (04/23/2015) [-]
Nice one there. Fine. Produce for me a piece of evidence that the gulf ecosystem has been destroyed. Show me oil on the beaches, or in the water. Just saying that something exists doesn't make it so.

This isn't even remotely similar to the holocaust.
#27 - bakerolls (04/23/2015) [-]
pic taken jan. 2015
User avatar #30 - thelastamerican (04/23/2015) [-]
And you can tell me that this is oil and not dirt. Or literally anything else that is brown.
#39 - bakerolls (04/23/2015) [-]
sry.. was a little angry.. the worst part is that, bp even made it worse when they tried to clean the oil up.
User avatar #40 - thelastamerican (04/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, the oil spill was a bad thing. It really did a number on the wildlife in the aria. But you know what? I just watched a video shot of the ocean floor next to where the oil came from. There were crabs and fish and squid swimming around. There were birds at the surface. Literally the only people writing about how bad things are in the gulf 5 years after the spill are the people who are trying to get grants to study the water more.

The pictures you posted are old, unclear, or unconnected with the oil spill. The one with the crap in the wave could be dirt, could be sand, could be oil, and you posted no citation whatsoever. The one of the bird could have been taken at any time, from any oil spill. The one with the grass could be literally anything. It could be a lake for all the information it gives. And the beach closed sign tells me diddly squat.

Yeah, no. I actually found that picture of the bird you posted. It was from about a week after the oil spill.

Here's some actual hard evidence for you if you feel so inclined to look.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyGNNbeutRI
#41 - bakerolls (04/23/2015) [-]
i watched it. she only says that on one spot live slowly comes back. and not only, like you can see in the vid, the oil is in the ground, it also floats near below the surface. the flood also pushes it near the coasts.
User avatar #45 - thelastamerican (04/23/2015) [-]
I have no idea what you just said. If English isn't your first language we can try you typing in your native language and I can plug it into bablefish, or google translate.
#35 - bakerolls (04/23/2015) [-]
you ignorant shit. this is fucking oil, spilt into millions of little oil drops. and it will take thousands of years to clean all this
#29 - bakerolls (04/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #32 - thelastamerican (04/23/2015) [-]
When was this taken, do they actually say that this is oil, is it from a reputable source?
#31 - bakerolls (04/23/2015) [-]
#36 - bakerolls (04/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #33 - thelastamerican (04/23/2015) [-]
I'm not even going to bother this time.
User avatar #26 - IHaveADHD (04/23/2015) [-]
Nah, it was more the dispersal agent that BP used to clean up the oil, alot of people got fucked by it because they weren't told they had to wear safety gear, so now they have crazy rashes all over their bodies.
User avatar #28 - thelastamerican (04/23/2015) [-]
Tell me more about this. I'm a hazmat responder and I may have to play with this in the future. OR, where can I read a bout it?
User avatar #34 - IHaveADHD (04/23/2015) [-]
I remember hearing about it a while back, Vice did a documentary about it, I like Vice, they are typically no bullshit (unless you wonder off from their HBO series, which I do my best not to.)
User avatar #37 - thelastamerican (04/23/2015) [-]
I will look at this. We use a powder absorbent to clean spills. It's called Zepzorbant and it's cool shit. Only bothersome part about it is you have to keep it air tight or it will absorb the water out of the air and become useless.
User avatar #38 - IHaveADHD (04/23/2015) [-]
My potassium nitrate keeps doing that, fucking Houston humidity, keeps my cigars nice though.

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#132 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
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#160 to #132 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
That 			****		 is BTS?   
   
BaThSalts?   
BattleToad Saga?   
BeTheSda?   
BigTiddyShemales?
That **** is BTS?

BaThSalts?
BattleToad Saga?
BeTheSda?
BigTiddyShemales?
#161 to #160 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
BigTiddyShemales?
























nah you idiota! It's behindthescenes!
Saw that webm too....
#162 to #161 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
Well 			****		 me silly and call me sally here's another   
   
   
I'm off to bed m8
Well **** me silly and call me sally here's another


I'm off to bed m8
#163 to #162 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Oh okay sally, i'll be cummin in your bed too
#164 to #163 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
And ill be waiting
#165 to #164 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
I know the image , but...
I know the image , but...
#133 to #132 - watshisface (04/22/2015) [-]
Washapnin??
Washapnin??
#134 to #133 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Nuthin much, i just wanted to ask you...   
 watshisface?
Nuthin much, i just wanted to ask you...
watshisface?
#135 to #134 - watshisface (04/22/2015) [-]
I wouldn't know :'(
#136 to #135 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Think harder!
#138 to #137 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Y u do dis?
#139 to #138 - watshisface (04/22/2015) [-]
I can't help it, accept this rare dankness as an apology
I can't help it, accept this rare dankness as an apology
#140 to #139 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Noice, do you have anything more fappable to?
#148 to #140 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
Got banned, I guess I was too low level of a user before for anybody to notice hahaha I need a 			****		 section of my profile
Got banned, I guess I was too low level of a user before for anybody to notice hahaha I need a **** section of my profile
#149 to #148 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
LOL gtfo newfag!
























i saw that b4 , it's ******* awesome!
#150 to #149 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
Yeahh I've only had an account here for 4.5 years  			****		 sucks holmes, I wish I could be more like you :'(   
   
You seen this one yet?
Yeahh I've only had an account here for 4.5 years **** sucks holmes, I wish I could be more like you :'(

You seen this one yet?
#151 to #150 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Don't worry watshi! You'll learn!























yep , seen it! But still amazin'!
#152 to #151 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
Iight Ill have to try harder to impress you then   
   
Did you ever watch that webm I sent you? Its too funny to miss brah   
   
www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw/kteaLxg/Watch+the+whole+thing/
Iight Ill have to try harder to impress you then

Did you ever watch that webm I sent you? Its too funny to miss brah

www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw/kteaLxg/Watch+the+whole+thing/
#153 to #152 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
yep























i'll watch it brah i swear on joshlol's life!
#154 to #153 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
Wait, that's not a good promise. Nobody cares about joshlols life. What about swearing on yousaygoodbye s life?
Wait, that's not a good promise. Nobody cares about joshlols life. What about swearing on yousaygoodbye s life?
#155 to #154 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
Same to me
Same to me
#156 to #155 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
*****		 just watch the 			*******		 video. Have I not gave you anything less than god tier videos?
***** just watch the ******* video. Have I not gave you anything less than god tier videos?
#157 to #156 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
i once saw a white bitch sniff a ******** dick, but that's ALL the bitch did!
#158 to #157 - watshisface (04/23/2015) [-]
Gross, did she throw up from 			******		 crotch smell?
Gross, did she throw up from ****** crotch smell?
#159 to #158 - tarabostes ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
nope,  maybe she did bts
nope, maybe she did bts
#121 to #120 - watshisface (04/21/2015) [-]
Sup brah
Sup brah
#122 to #121 - Googol (04/21/2015) [-]
Just readin' through the comments on your profile. I love the webms.
#123 to #122 - watshisface (04/21/2015) [-]
I got a couple more fresh off the 4chan line I'll give you
I got a couple more fresh off the 4chan line I'll give you
#106 - jonnyfrosty (04/03/2015) [-]
You think youre so clever, huh
#108 to #107 - jonnyfrosty (04/04/2015) [-]
3< in your face
#109 to #108 - watshisface (04/04/2015) [-]
Get that out a here
Get that out a here
#110 to #109 - jonnyfrosty (04/04/2015) [-]
Do me

I- I mean make me
#111 to #110 - watshisface (04/04/2015) [-]
Itl be my pleasure
#102 - willys (04/01/2015) [-]
sup
#103 to #102 - watshisface (04/01/2015) [-]
Sup bruh
Sup bruh
User avatar #94 - historia (04/01/2015) [-]
You're a model? Can I see a picture of you? Once I lose another 30 or 40 lbs I wanted to maybe try that out.
#95 to #94 - watshisface (04/01/2015) [-]
This couldn't backfire in anyway... Haha

Yeah it takes a lot of determination and lifestyle maintenance but other than that its not bad at all. Lol working out everyday and drugs make it so I can eat as much as I want however. You should try! Even plus models get lots of guap too

Btw are you boy or grill?

#96 to #95 - historia (04/01/2015) [-]
Boy! I've been losing weight recently, 20 lbs in the last 6 months. It's been slow honestly. According to a couple websites that I've been to, my target weight should be about 180, and I'm 230. 50 lbs is a big difference. I'm not entirely sure I'm good looking enough to make a career out of it like you, but I'd like to try at least once, for fun.

What kind of drugs are you referring to?
User avatar #98 to #96 - watshisface (04/01/2015) [-]
And diuretics, laxatives, and creatine during shoots. Lots of Caffeine and creatine during training to increase metabolism. A lot of other models smoke (I do and I know I need to quit as well), have scripts for adderall, or do coke. But those are up to you
User avatar #97 to #96 - watshisface (04/01/2015) [-]
How tall are you? I'm around 180 myself at 5'10 but my target weight is 200 (I know it may take a couple years with just muscle but oh well)

Any body can do it man it just costs some money to get your portfolio up first
User avatar #99 to #97 - historia (04/01/2015) [-]
I'm 6'0

I don't do recreational drugs, I don't smoke or anything like that. I just started taking cinnamon and fish oil pill to help with my metabolism though.
#100 to #99 - watshisface (04/01/2015) [-]
You dont really need em if you try hard.

Good luck out there man!
#91 - obbih (03/27/2015) [-]
roses are red   
violets are blue   
i want to 			****		 on your throat
roses are red
violets are blue
i want to **** on your throat
#93 to #91 - obbih (03/27/2015) [-]
please* now* immediately*
#85 - sunibee (03/25/2015) [-]
You're a pretty nifty guy you know that?
#86 to #85 - watshisface (03/26/2015) [-]
Prec Holmes. I just got unbanned for that lovelyness haha join us on tinychat.com/fjpartychat

Imma be there in 15 min
#88 to #86 - sunibee (03/26/2015) [-]
I'll be waiting
User avatar #90 to #88 - watshisface (03/26/2015) [-]
If you get there, tell em to unban me and that my comp froze when trying to mute it
User avatar #89 to #88 - watshisface (03/26/2015) [-]
Which one are you?
#87 to #86 - sunibee has deleted their comment [-]
#84 to #83 - watshisface (03/25/2015) [-]
Awww
Awww
#81 - watshisface (03/23/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#78 - chronicliar (03/20/2015) [-]
I don't know what you wanted me to draw, but I think this comes pretty close
User avatar #80 to #79 - watshisface (03/20/2015) [-]
Das dope af
User avatar #75 - noooooooo (03/20/2015) [-]
is your name from the song whatsername?
User avatar #77 to #75 - watshisface (03/20/2015) [-]
Never heard it...
User avatar #76 to #75 - noooooooo (03/20/2015) [-]
nevermind that, apparently its actually a word. i did not know that.
User avatar #68 - cunninglinguist (03/09/2015) [-]
Whatcha doin on muh profile
#69 to #68 - watshisface (03/09/2015) [-]
Because I was looking through my friends and saw your profile and was like "wait! Cunninglinguist is a girl? I didn't know that! Lemme confirm" congratulations, it turns out you are haha
User avatar #70 to #69 - cunninglinguist (03/09/2015) [-]
Oooooh yeah we're friends! What is up with people today and finding out they're on my list already? Anyway, yes I am grill
#71 to #70 - watshisface (03/09/2015) [-]
IHaha we've been friends for a bit now I just didnt know you were grilled up lol I added you a long time ago cuz you're names ridiculously clever haha
#72 to #71 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
Yeah I think you were one of my first friends! Your name is awfully familiar. And thank you :3
Yeah I think you were one of my first friends! Your name is awfully familiar. And thank you :3
#73 to #72 - watshisface (03/10/2015) [-]
I wouldn't doubt it, we both made our accounts within a month of eachother so probably haha and no problem!
#74 to #73 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
Yeeeeeeeeeeeebbbboooooooooiiiiiii weve been friends for years and we never knew it
#63 - mrjweezy (12/15/2014) [-]
thansk bro hopefully they dont ban me for too long I just need a ban for like 2 days
Princessdust btw
User avatar #42 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
what do you want?
#44 to #43 - watshisface (12/10/2014) [-]
you got this, i believe in you
you got this, i believe in you
#45 to #44 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
whatever.
whatever.
#46 to #45 - watshisface (12/10/2014) [-]
youre a horrible person
youre a horrible person
#47 to #46 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
shouldn't you know this about me already?
shouldn't you know this about me already?
#48 to #47 - watshisface (12/10/2014) [-]
yeahh Heartless Hahnna reporting in
yeahh Heartless Hahnna reporting in
#51 to #50 - watshisface (12/10/2014) [-]
get something to eat then lol
#53 to #51 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
You are ridiculous, and I would but I have no food..
You are ridiculous, and I would but I have no food..
#55 to #53 - watshisface (12/10/2014) [-]
git some ff ;)
#56 to #55 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
Actually i might get chinese...
Actually i might get chinese...
#57 to #56 - woodexplain (12/11/2014) [-]
mmm chinese takeout
#59 to #57 - ieatacos (12/11/2014) [-]
Racist.   
Besides, I got filipino food.
Racist.
Besides, I got filipino food.
#49 to #48 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
I guess my love doesn't matter.
I guess my love doesn't matter.
#52 to #49 - watshisface (12/10/2014) [-]
youll live
youll live
#54 to #52 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
Wow... that's sympathy
Wow... that's sympathy
#58 to #54 - woodexplain (12/11/2014) [-]
come on doll, you know i love you more
#60 to #58 - ieatacos (12/11/2014) [-]
Asshole. But nope, can't love me more than I love you, duh.
Asshole. But nope, can't love me more than I love you, duh.
#61 to #60 - woodexplain (12/11/2014) [-]
true youve loved me since 7th grade lol
true youve loved me since 7th grade lol
#62 to #61 - ieatacos (12/11/2014) [-]
Yeah and it took you forever to love me haha.
Yeah and it took you forever to love me haha.
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