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watshisface

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"Is Pepsi OK?" obviously its not OK if its Pepsi, Jesus Christcomment
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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:9/06/2010
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:your moms secret drawer in her nightstand
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that sexy kid from down your block

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    pls no ban pls no ban

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#1 - Picture 8 minutes ago on athieastes: -120392 god... +1
#4 - Goddamn I have no idea, its like that on the official website  [+] (1 new reply) 47 minutes ago on Poke-dad comic 1 +1
User avatar #5 - yodaiam (47 minutes ago) [-]
Weird
#15 - Gets me every time 49 minutes ago on Haha +1
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#3 - yodaiam (49 minutes ago) [-]
Why the hell is this a gif?
#4 - watshisface (47 minutes ago) [-]
Goddamn I have no idea, its like that on the official website
User avatar #5 - yodaiam (47 minutes ago) [-]
Weird
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#6 - What he wishes would happen to the kid on the left, since he's… 1 hour ago on Fucking ice cream man +1
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#91 - obbih (1 hour ago) [-]
roses are red   
violets are blue   
i want to 			****		 on your throat
roses are red
violets are blue
i want to **** on your throat
#93 to #91 - obbih (1 hour ago) [-]
please* now* immediately*
#85 - sunibee (03/25/2015) [-]
You're a pretty nifty guy you know that?
#86 to #85 - watshisface ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Prec Holmes. I just got unbanned for that lovelyness haha join us on tinychat.com/fjpartychat

Imma be there in 15 min
#88 to #86 - sunibee (03/26/2015) [-]
I'll be waiting
#90 to #88 - watshisface ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
If you get there, tell em to unban me and that my comp froze when trying to mute it
#89 to #88 - watshisface ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Which one are you?
#87 to #86 - sunibee has deleted their comment [-]
#84 to #83 - watshisface ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
Awww
Awww
#81 - watshisface ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#78 - chronicliar (03/20/2015) [-]
I don't know what you wanted me to draw, but I think this comes pretty close
#80 to #79 - watshisface ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Das dope af
User avatar #75 - noooooooo (03/20/2015) [-]
is your name from the song whatsername?
#77 to #75 - watshisface ONLINE (03/20/2015) [-]
Never heard it...
User avatar #76 to #75 - noooooooo (03/20/2015) [-]
nevermind that, apparently its actually a word. i did not know that.
User avatar #68 - cunninglinguist (03/09/2015) [-]
Whatcha doin on muh profile
#69 to #68 - watshisface ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Because I was looking through my friends and saw your profile and was like "wait! Cunninglinguist is a girl? I didn't know that! Lemme confirm" congratulations, it turns out you are haha
User avatar #70 to #69 - cunninglinguist (03/09/2015) [-]
Oooooh yeah we're friends! What is up with people today and finding out they're on my list already? Anyway, yes I am grill
#71 to #70 - watshisface ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
IHaha we've been friends for a bit now I just didnt know you were grilled up lol I added you a long time ago cuz you're names ridiculously clever haha
#72 to #71 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
Yeah I think you were one of my first friends! Your name is awfully familiar. And thank you :3
Yeah I think you were one of my first friends! Your name is awfully familiar. And thank you :3
#73 to #72 - watshisface ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
I wouldn't doubt it, we both made our accounts within a month of eachother so probably haha and no problem!
#74 to #73 - cunninglinguist (03/10/2015) [-]
Yeeeeeeeeeeeebbbboooooooooiiiiiii weve been friends for years and we never knew it
#63 - mrjweezy (12/15/2014) [-]
thansk bro hopefully they dont ban me for too long I just need a ban for like 2 days
Princessdust btw
User avatar #42 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
what do you want?
#44 to #43 - watshisface ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
you got this, i believe in you
you got this, i believe in you
#45 to #44 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
whatever.
whatever.
#46 to #45 - watshisface ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
youre a horrible person
youre a horrible person
#47 to #46 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
shouldn't you know this about me already?
shouldn't you know this about me already?
#48 to #47 - watshisface ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
yeahh Heartless Hahnna reporting in
yeahh Heartless Hahnna reporting in
#51 to #50 - watshisface ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
get something to eat then lol
#53 to #51 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
You are ridiculous, and I would but I have no food..
You are ridiculous, and I would but I have no food..
#55 to #53 - watshisface ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
git some ff ;)
#56 to #55 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
Actually i might get chinese...
Actually i might get chinese...
#57 to #56 - woodexplain (12/11/2014) [-]
mmm chinese takeout
#59 to #57 - ieatacos (12/11/2014) [-]
Racist.   
Besides, I got filipino food.
Racist.
Besides, I got filipino food.
#49 to #48 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
I guess my love doesn't matter.
I guess my love doesn't matter.
#52 to #49 - watshisface ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
youll live
youll live
#54 to #52 - ieatacos (12/10/2014) [-]
Wow... that's sympathy
Wow... that's sympathy
#58 to #54 - woodexplain (12/11/2014) [-]
come on doll, you know i love you more
#60 to #58 - ieatacos (12/11/2014) [-]
Asshole. But nope, can't love me more than I love you, duh.
Asshole. But nope, can't love me more than I love you, duh.
#61 to #60 - woodexplain (12/11/2014) [-]
true youve loved me since 7th grade lol
true youve loved me since 7th grade lol
#62 to #61 - ieatacos (12/11/2014) [-]
Yeah and it took you forever to love me haha.
Yeah and it took you forever to love me haha.
#39 - cunninglinguist (11/28/2014) [-]
What's up, slut? How'd you find me?
#40 to #39 - watshisface ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
nm skank. just one of your posts, i thought your name was dope so i added you
#41 to #40 - cunninglinguist (11/30/2014) [-]
d'aaw how sweet
d'aaw how sweet
#24 - chrispoot ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Lel, I saw that.    
 Don't worry m8ty, your secret is safe with me, and for the record, to make that red text, type my big black penetrative daddy
Lel, I saw that.
Don't worry m8ty, your secret is safe with me, and for the record, to make that red text, type my big black penetrative daddy
#28 to #24 - watshisface ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
my big black penetrative daddy

doesnt work

User avatar #29 to #28 - chrispoot ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Come again? my big black penetrative daddy
#25 to #24 - watshisface ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
wtf, how do you do the daddy thing?

and nice reaction pic lol

my big black penetrative daddy
User avatar #27 to #25 - chrispoot ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
The blue eye
User avatar #26 to #25 - chrispoot ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
I just told you in the spoiler thingy.
#30 to #26 - watshisface ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
yeah ik but i type my big black penetrative daddy and nothing happens


**** off haha
User avatar #34 to #30 - chrispoot ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Also, just to be sure, you understood my reaction pic right? You knew what it was referencing, rite
#37 to #34 - watshisface ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
never happened rite?
User avatar #38 to #37 - chrispoot ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Never happened, secret iz safe with me
#33 to #30 - watshisface ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
ahh my big black penetrative daddy
User avatar #31 to #30 - chrispoot ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
Fukken, type my big black penetrative daddy. Simple as that "my big black penetrative daddy" that's all A.D.M.I.N <---
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrispoot ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
a dmin without the space
#35 to #32 - watshisface ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
thank you kind my big black penetrative daddy

User avatar #36 to #35 - chrispoot ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
There ya go, also respond to my other question pl0x
User avatar #22 - joshlol (05/03/2014) [-]
ty for the add
#23 to #22 - watshisface ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
np friend whore
#21 - konradkurze (04/26/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**   
   
this will be your new avatar
**konradkurze rolled image**

this will be your new avatar
#15 - testaburger has deleted their comment [-]
#16 to #15 - watshisface ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
an fjer... im not exactly sure what kina answer your looking for....
#17 to #16 - testaburger has deleted their comment [-]
#18 to #17 - watshisface ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
just your name... no other reason
#19 to #18 - testaburger has deleted their comment [-]
#13 - greycommotion (02/19/2014) [-]
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
#14 to #13 - watshisface ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
thank you!! why flagged idk...
User avatar #11 - konradkurze (01/07/2014) [-]
i dont care what the mods say
kingx is a dick for flagging your harmless gif

a girl moving her hand towards her mouth as if implying a BJ is NOT actual sexuality
#12 to #11 - watshisface ONLINE (01/10/2014) [-]
yeahh its ******* stupid! ive had that for 4 years now and all of a sudden its inappropriate?
User avatar #6 - konradkurze (12/15/2013) [-]
Galaxy Quest that's not right 22 skidoo
#7 to #6 - watshisface ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
lmao!! too funny
User avatar #8 to #7 - konradkurze (12/15/2013) [-]
yeah im kinda picturing you as fred going right into it with the alien girl
#9 to #8 - watshisface ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
i cant say i probably wouldnt....
User avatar #10 to #9 - konradkurze (12/15/2013) [-]
quote watshisface
"no i havent seen enough hentai, i better help make more"
User avatar #1 - HunterAlpha (09/13/2010) [-]
reading your Fallout mems made decide to reinstall the Fallout Trilogy (FO 1&2 and Tactics)
#2 to #1 - watshisface ONLINE (09/13/2010) [-]
i always wanted to get those games, but never got around to it.

how are they?
User avatar #3 to #2 - HunterAlpha (09/13/2010) [-]
pretty cool; FO1 kinda sucks because the recruitable NPCs can't wear armour, are very limited in the weapons they can use, and you can't give them battle orders. tactics is pretty cool in that it's more of a squad based tactical shooter than an RPG, in that you directly control your squadmates, with no automation except that they will defend themselves base on what aggression stance you have them in.

i haven't played Fallout 3 yet; i bought it but it's just to much for my PC. looking forward to earning enough money to buy a new one :D
#4 to #3 - watshisface ONLINE (09/13/2010) [-]
so is tactics a rts? i love rts, theyre one of my favorite types of games.

fallout 3 is amazing. its into a first person(or third person over the shoulder) wich might be a big difference from the old ones
User avatar #5 to #4 - HunterAlpha (09/13/2010) [-]
oh yeah, FO3 is WAY different from the earlier Fallout games. they are all bird's-eye view. basicly you have the map and you're looking down on your char and you click around the map to move your dude(s).

Tactis isn't actually an RTS in that you don't build buildings or train units. you can recruit new squad members as the game progresses, and depending on the decisions you make ingame(which aren't all that numerable compared to most RPGs) you can even get Deathclaws, Supermutants, Gouls, and Reavers in your squad.
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