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warlockrichard

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:9/07/2010
Last Login:7/04/2015
Location:Las Vegas
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

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#65 - yeah but FJ owns our sorry assess  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on lol +1
User avatar #66 - alphagex (06/09/2015) [-]
Is not a bad life is filled with dank comedy.
#1 - apparently I've been doing wrong this entire time  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on Kasparov pawns Mega Chessatron +7
#2 - jerebear (06/09/2015) [-]
#63 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2015 on lol +1
User avatar #64 - alphagex (06/09/2015) [-]
I love how even we are crazy we say 4chan is craziest it leaves hope for us yet.
#65 - warlockrichard (06/09/2015) [-]
yeah but FJ owns our sorry assess
User avatar #66 - alphagex (06/09/2015) [-]
Is not a bad life is filled with dank comedy.
#26 - Picture 06/09/2015 on A cool trick for the kids! 0
#61 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 06/09/2015 on lol +1
User avatar #62 - alphagex (06/09/2015) [-]
In a way Richard is kinda like 4chan i guess
#63 - warlockrichard (06/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #64 - alphagex (06/09/2015) [-]
I love how even we are crazy we say 4chan is craziest it leaves hope for us yet.
#65 - warlockrichard (06/09/2015) [-]
yeah but FJ owns our sorry assess
User avatar #66 - alphagex (06/09/2015) [-]
Is not a bad life is filled with dank comedy.
#59 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 06/09/2015 on lol +1
User avatar #60 - alphagex (06/09/2015) [-]
He is like the Deadpool of wow comics.
#61 - warlockrichard (06/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #62 - alphagex (06/09/2015) [-]
In a way Richard is kinda like 4chan i guess
#63 - warlockrichard (06/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #64 - alphagex (06/09/2015) [-]
I love how even we are crazy we say 4chan is craziest it leaves hope for us yet.
#65 - warlockrichard (06/09/2015) [-]
yeah but FJ owns our sorry assess
User avatar #66 - alphagex (06/09/2015) [-]
Is not a bad life is filled with dank comedy.
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#1 - Picture 06/08/2015 on lol :v funny :) +1
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#1 - either this guy is king of leg day or he glued his right heel …  [+] (33 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Neat +504
User avatar #140 - westonbeast (06/09/2015) [-]
It's the same thing Michael Jackson did for his leaning move or whatever.
Nails are hammered into the stand and his shoe has a slot that perfectly fits the nail. Holding him up.
#137 - John Cena (06/09/2015) [-]
There's a video a video of a guy setting up to do the whole "sitting" thing. I've seen it and basically there's a long rod that goes in the heel of the shoe and up his leg a tad bit. You can slightly notice it in the video from his right leg being slightly stiff at the bottom. It's really quite cool but kind of simple. I can find the video i'm talking about if you want to see it.
User avatar #51 - sinonyx (06/09/2015) [-]
he didn't glue his heel to the stand, but there is some sort of brace going up his right leg
#45 - biater (06/09/2015) [-]
he's got a nail in his shoe that slides into a slot on the pedastal, or vice versa
#89 - John Cena (06/09/2015) [-]
no, the nail would help with the first part him leaning forward, but not siting, he has a brace holding him
#100 - biater (06/09/2015) [-]
Ok re-watching, I'm leaning more towards your frame idea, for the sitting part
#99 - biater (06/09/2015) [-]
The nail would help him sitting, if he had extremely strong quads, at least in that leg.

Course, a frame would make it much easier
#42 - disproof (06/09/2015) [-]
that or animatronics. i seriously believe that he is an automaton. look at his jerkey movements, and the sitting on one leg thing at the end? physically impossible, without the help of an internal skeleton, and lightweight frame. see how rigid he is?
User avatar #132 - elsenortamatoe (06/09/2015) [-]
all people have internal skeletons
User avatar #94 - brutallyhonest (06/09/2015) [-]
Wow you're stupid.
#92 - cockandballz (06/09/2015) [-]
You name makes me question whether you are stupid or a shitty themed account.
User avatar #90 - penileburglar (06/09/2015) [-]
These are living statue performers and they're definitely real (just search 'living statue')

I can't find the specific clip of this guy, but here's a video of a guy setting up for a similar trick, it does indeed involve steel frames. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwvYkRzpq4g

No idea why you would jump to automaton, you've been watching too much sci-fi or something.
#80 - John Cena (06/09/2015) [-]
dude, thats shitty fps
User avatar #61 - hydraetis (06/09/2015) [-]
Dude, there are fucking plenty of people that know how to move like that.

#130 - John Cena (06/09/2015) [-]
are u fucking kidding me, this is impossible.
There's metal under one of his legs that goes along the leg up to his back, this is obviously impossible to do without any sort of support.
User avatar #133 - hydraetis (06/09/2015) [-]
The point I was pushing is that it was a person. I said nothing about him not using any kind of support.
User avatar #25 - psykobear (06/09/2015) [-]
If his right leg isn't stuck to the floor, then he is defying physics. Regardless of leg strength, his weight would be unbalanced and he would topple over.

If his right leg IS stuck to the floor, then yeah, that's some impressive leg strength.
#116 - drtrousersnake (06/09/2015) [-]
he might be using a nail and the shoes MJ used
#125 - loganmadder (06/09/2015) [-]
Imagine in you missed the nail and just fell on your face
#15 - tenfinnvo (06/08/2015) [-]
No, this dude is king of leg day.
#72 - adzoh (06/09/2015) [-]
tfw no thigh gap
User avatar #65 - regdestroy (06/09/2015) [-]
It doesn't matter how strong his legs are, it's physically impossible to be standing like that without some kind of support. Are you able to walk on walls if you have super muscular legs?
User avatar #54 - themassivefail (06/09/2015) [-]
Never skip.... torso day...

man, that's odd to say
#16 - thearcher (06/09/2015) [-]
Batman called - he wants his fucking legs back!
#14 - tenfinnvo Comment deleted by warlockrichard
#12 - earthshine (06/08/2015) [-]
A good illusionist never reveals his tricks.......


good thing i'm a shit illusionist.
#76 - John Cena (06/09/2015) [-]
Even with this the sitting would be impossible, there has to be a brace going up his whole leg.
User avatar #3 - horrifiedgardevoir (06/08/2015) [-]
There's a metal frame in his right leg. I imagine it has hinges and stuff.
#5 - dekton (06/08/2015) [-]
It's gotta be something like that, but I feel like that still takes tons of strength.
User avatar #55 - horrifiedgardevoir (06/09/2015) [-]
Not really, as it goes all the way through his leg. There was this one guy who did it in an airport, and he has a seat in his pants too.
#67 - dekton (06/09/2015) [-]
Aha! Interesting, thanks for the clarification.
#13 - John Cena (06/08/2015) [-]
lotta core strength, yes.
User avatar #2 - trapjesus (06/08/2015) [-]
the right leg has a support of some kind to keep him effortlessly suspended.
#1 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Have some fun +43
#3 - John Cena (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm not going to cook but, I'll order it from Auschwitz
User avatar #8 - Dincorta (06/09/2015) [-]
Hail Satan!
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User avatar #38 - darkjustifier (06/09/2015) [-]
except everyone would be a knight
#35 - John Cena (06/09/2015) [-]
There's something similar to this, kind of. Look up "horde chess."
User avatar #2 - aximil (06/08/2015) [-]
I'd sort of like to see how an extremely high ranked chess player would do when playing from the side of "Sparta"
User avatar #27 - Girondins (06/09/2015) [-]
I guess it depends on how you define the rules with several kings.
if you only need 1 checkmate white could stand a decent chance.
User avatar #3 - imashitbricks (06/08/2015) [-]
I'm not expert at chess but I do know my way around a board and I will say, without a doubt they will lose. Depending on how white moves within 25 turns he'd already be fucked
User avatar #4 - aximil (06/08/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure the black side would win as well, but I would still like to see how long he'd last if he wasn't against someone of his level.
User avatar #5 - tomowrath (06/08/2015) [-]
If you remember from ancient times, the 300 spartans DID lose the battle.
But they still kicked ass
User avatar #6 - aximil (06/08/2015) [-]
Exactly.
#1 - cute sleepy dogs? 06/08/2015 on Sleepy Dog +1
#1 - why did the numbers keep skipping?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2015 on Hey Arnold was deeper than... +80
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User avatar #2 - semilunarknight (06/08/2015) [-]
Because fuck you Mason
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User avatar #150 - ssjkirby ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
I find you to be unbearably adorable
User avatar #140 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Boop.
User avatar #142 to #141 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Good Evening.
User avatar #143 to #142 - warlockrichard (04/10/2015) [-]
and an excellent evening to you as well
User avatar #144 to #143 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #145 to #144 - warlockrichard (04/10/2015) [-]
not much sup with you?
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User avatar #147 to #146 - warlockrichard (04/10/2015) [-]
that's actually pretty cool is there a story to go along with it?
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User avatar #149 to #148 - warlockrichard (04/10/2015) [-]
sweet I look forward to it
User avatar #137 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #134 - warlockrichard (03/12/2015) [-]
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#132 - hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day darling
#133 to #132 - warlockrichard (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day beautiful
happy valentines day beautiful
User avatar #131 - warlockrichard (01/09/2015) [-]
**warlockrichard used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
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**warlockrichard rolls Dwight Schrute**
User avatar #130 - warlockrichard (01/08/2015) [-]
*roll cah 2 answer*
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*roll 2 cah answer*
#127 - sliferzpwns ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
Thread well done.
#128 to #127 - warlockrichard (12/01/2014) [-]
indeed it was good sir, indeed it was
User avatar #125 - ngrbby (10/23/2014) [-]
"How can I glare into those eyes and then not... stab them?"
User avatar #121 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Hey good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #122 to #121 - warlockrichard (09/23/2014) [-]
thank you I am actually
User avatar #123 to #122 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Fantastic, pleasures mine warlock.
User avatar #124 to #123 - warlockrichard (09/23/2014) [-]
hope you have a wonderful rest of the day gugek
#119 - shitflippingpattie (09/18/2014) [-]
For Pony!
#118 - bludead (06/25/2014) [-]
noi noi noi
noi noi noi noi
User avatar #116 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #115 - warlockrichard (06/19/2014) [-]
this is a test
#104 to #103 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
hello me
hello me
#106 to #105 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
how are you today number 2
#108 to #107 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
thats good number two, we have to make sure you stay healthy so no one notices when i replace you
#109 to #108 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
you make a lot of assumptions previous yuno
#110 to #109 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
you presume you can protect yourself from me
#111 to #110 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
and you are under the assumption that you're actually "safe:
#112 to #111 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
of course i am even if i die we will still have yukki
#113 to #112 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
and really that's all that matters
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