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warlockrichard

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:9/07/2010
Last Login:5/27/2015
Location:Las Vegas
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Content Ranking:#5028
Comment Ranking:#40
Highest Content Rank:#3064
Highest Comment Rank:#16
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Total Comments Made:21610
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Favorite Tags: sleep (3) | cat (2) | experiment (2) | paradox (2) | Russian (2) | the (2)
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

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#2 - Picture 05/22/2015 on Chess +8
#63 - is the dragon fruit one supposed to look like Daenerys Targary… 05/22/2015 on Cute. +1
#4 - quite possibly 05/22/2015 on Kids trying to hide +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Kids trying to hide +3
User avatar #3 - revoll (05/22/2015) [-]
Shit I want a kid now
And It feels weird because i'm a young guy, not an aging woman
Is this a sign from God saying 'find a woman and procreate, you fat fuck'
#4 - warlockrichard (05/22/2015) [-]
quite possibly
#1 - Picture 05/22/2015 on Sir Falconwerth III +48
#1 - say what you will but garbage men make bank  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Life +31
User avatar #15 - srskate (05/22/2015) [-]
32k a year on average in 2013. You get paid similarly for being a grad student for some majors, and then you get paid more when you get a real job.

Source: money.usnews.com/careers/best-jobs/garbage-collector/salary
#234 - apurpleliger (05/23/2015) [-]
It's nothing compared to an engineering job, but it's more than a lot of teachers make and they have to go to college for that. A garbage collector still makes a lot more money than a lot of adults.
#1 - Picture 05/22/2015 on Spiders +18
#4 - Picture 05/22/2015 on fuck you Ed +1
#81 - Picture 05/22/2015 on Dickbutt complete 0
#32 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on Trick 17 0
#43 - iqequalzero (05/22/2015) [-]
Nail in the wall. There, solved.
#2 - seconded 05/22/2015 on Feminism +2
#1 - Picture 05/22/2015 on Darksouls. +1
#2 - Picture 05/22/2015 on a true bro 0
#1 - exactly what did he expect to happen?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2015 on african american folk +108
#145 - anonymous (05/23/2015) [-]
its a thing you can do with your hands
pour alcohol on them, if you did it right the alcohol will burn but not your hands (it has to be very little alcohol)
im guessing he tried to extend it to his body
User avatar #64 - mcbergstedt (05/22/2015) [-]
It's some retarded challenge that went viral a year or two ago. People rub oil on themselves in the shower, light it on fire, then put it out quickly.

It's basically raising the global IQ
User avatar #58 - imthenewguy (05/22/2015) [-]
He thought mixtapes would appear, apparently
#98 - gimme gimme gimme 05/22/2015 on 60/20 vision 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/22/2015 on A piece on our 3d printer... +41
User avatar #18 - platinumaltaria (05/22/2015) [-]
Actually if there was a 3d printer which could print and assemble copies of itself then you could do it as much as you liked, without saving a penny. The company that produced them would likely already be using them to save expenses, so provided there was no markup you would save nothing.
User avatar #20 - psykobear (05/22/2015) [-]
But there is markup, or they would make no money.
#29 - snowboardingeng (05/23/2015) [-]
They would make money selling you the materials used to print it.
User avatar #21 - platinumaltaria (05/22/2015) [-]
I'm dreaming of a glorious non-profit utopia where machines do all the work.
#1 - Picture 05/22/2015 on Not my cat +41
#2 - Picture 05/22/2015 on Birds, check em 0
#1 - Picture 05/22/2015 on Never Forget +9
#1 - I feel the insurance and hair salon goes quite well with the r… 05/22/2015 on where 80s action stars were... 0
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#6 - personally I think it's more of a matter of "I'd rather h… 05/22/2015 on Fallout, harcore mode 0
#1 - points at Frollo at that, boys and girls, is what happens …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Hellfiyah +149
#82 - mikekinkaid (05/22/2015) [-]
#49 - szatan (05/22/2015) [-]
and his book version is even worse
#1 - Picture 05/21/2015 on I believe I can fly 0
#185 - Picture 05/21/2015 on Post cool GIFs please +1

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User avatar #150 - ssjkirby (05/12/2015) [-]
I find you to be unbearably adorable
User avatar #140 - murrlogic (04/10/2015) [-]
Boop.
User avatar #142 to #141 - murrlogic (04/10/2015) [-]
Good Evening.
User avatar #143 to #142 - warlockrichard (04/10/2015) [-]
and an excellent evening to you as well
User avatar #144 to #143 - murrlogic (04/10/2015) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #145 to #144 - warlockrichard (04/10/2015) [-]
not much sup with you?
#146 to #145 - murrlogic has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #147 to #146 - warlockrichard (04/10/2015) [-]
that's actually pretty cool is there a story to go along with it?
#148 to #147 - murrlogic has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #149 to #148 - warlockrichard (04/10/2015) [-]
sweet I look forward to it
User avatar #137 - murrlogic (03/23/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #134 - warlockrichard (03/12/2015) [-]
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#132 - hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day darling
#133 to #132 - warlockrichard (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day beautiful
happy valentines day beautiful
User avatar #131 - warlockrichard (01/09/2015) [-]
**warlockrichard used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**warlockrichard rolls The harsh light of day.**
**warlockrichard rolls Dwight Schrute**
User avatar #130 - warlockrichard (01/08/2015) [-]
*roll cah 2 answer*
User avatar #129 - warlockrichard (01/08/2015) [-]
*roll 2 cah answer*
#127 - sliferzpwns (12/01/2014) [-]
Thread well done.
#128 to #127 - warlockrichard (12/01/2014) [-]
indeed it was good sir, indeed it was
User avatar #125 - ngrbby (10/23/2014) [-]
"How can I glare into those eyes and then not... stab them?"
User avatar #121 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Hey good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #122 to #121 - warlockrichard (09/23/2014) [-]
thank you I am actually
User avatar #123 to #122 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Fantastic, pleasures mine warlock.
User avatar #124 to #123 - warlockrichard (09/23/2014) [-]
hope you have a wonderful rest of the day gugek
#119 - shitflippingpattie (09/18/2014) [-]
For Pony!
#118 - bludead (06/25/2014) [-]
noi noi noi
noi noi noi noi
#117 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #116 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #115 - warlockrichard (06/19/2014) [-]
this is a test
#104 to #103 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
hello me
hello me
#106 to #105 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
how are you today number 2
#108 to #107 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
thats good number two, we have to make sure you stay healthy so no one notices when i replace you
#109 to #108 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
you make a lot of assumptions previous yuno
#110 to #109 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
you presume you can protect yourself from me
#111 to #110 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
and you are under the assumption that you're actually "safe:
#112 to #111 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
of course i am even if i die we will still have yukki
#113 to #112 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
and really that's all that matters
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