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Date Signed Up:9/07/2010
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#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on wave goodbye to your childhood +2
#31 - zafara (11/17/2014) [-]
Damnit scientists not this shit again
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on Medieval Elite Siege Units +63
User avatar #19 - jimmytwoshoes (11/18/2014) [-]
this image isnt stupid though... unless you think sticking your real head out for snipers is fun
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on Calvin and Hobbes Wallpapers +14
User avatar #7 - codiferous (11/17/2014) [-]
love this .gif, thanks for commenting!
#2 - and then there's this  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on PC Ingenuity +23
#13 - shadowscythe (11/18/2014) [-]
It is like the spell in 5th edition called "Hunger of Hadar". It pretty much summons a freezing pitch black 20 foot radius sphere with acid tentacles. What the hell were these people smoking and why are they not sharing?!
#1 - Picture 11/17/2014 on RPG funnies +25
#33 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Garry's Mod +15
#50 - arolexion (11/17/2014) [-]
That aint funny :|
User avatar #63 - theruinedsage (11/17/2014) [-]
people doing stupid shit and getting hurt is funny

Having cars involved doesn't automatically make something dead serious
User avatar #83 - sheepe (11/17/2014) [-]
can't tell if troll or dumb. this is the internet dingbat
User avatar #111 - theruinedsage (11/17/2014) [-]
you don't get to dictate what I think is funny

If you don't agree, good for you, I don't give a shit
If people getting hit by cars is your personal trigger, go fuck yourself, I still don't give a shit
#130 - sheepe (11/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #60 - pivotmasterdm (11/17/2014) [-]
It's fucking hilarious
#182 - Picture 11/17/2014 on Little mac 'n' samus +3
#7 - at 21 all american male citizens have to sign up for the the d…  [+] (14 new replies) 11/16/2014 on True Equality is a Bitch +21
User avatar #103 - waffermelone (11/17/2014) [-]
21?, here on Brazil we have to do it on 18
#84 - Womens Study Major (11/17/2014) [-]
You have to sign up by 18.
User avatar #43 - propanex (11/17/2014) [-]
18*
User avatar #13 - mcshwagger (11/17/2014) [-]
it's 18 but yeah.
User avatar #9 - blazekingxxx (11/16/2014) [-]
Are you serious?!
User avatar #147 - thisistheguy (11/17/2014) [-]
It's like WWIII tier wars though nothing serious and probably won't mean anything
User avatar #143 - straitedge (11/17/2014) [-]
It hasn't been used since Vietnam. It's an archaic, "just in case" backup plan.
User avatar #44 - propanex (11/17/2014) [-]
If you are an only child you do not have to. Only if you have a brother/sister.
#67 - Womens Study Major (11/17/2014) [-]
Actually it's only if you're an only child because you had a brother or sister who died in service to the military, or if you're an only child and your father died in service.
#39 - Womens Study Major (11/17/2014) [-]
thats how WW2 was handled
#29 - animesource (11/17/2014) [-]
My country used to have something similar - you had to go to doctor to check your health, submit some paperwork, etc. But they cancelled it the year I did it. I don't even know what it was all about.
#10 - GmCity (11/16/2014) [-]
Apparently.
User avatar #8 - grayfullbuster (11/16/2014) [-]
thanks i understand this post a lot better now!
#25 - Womens Study Major (11/17/2014) [-]
If you or blazekingxxx need more information, look up selective service.
Honestly, the U.S. military is so large if we need to resort to conscripts, we're fucked anyways.
#71 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Little mac 'n' samus +3
#97 - MaverickZero (11/16/2014) [-]
#182 - warlockrichard (11/17/2014) [-]
#70 - Picture 11/16/2014 on Little mac 'n' samus +11
#12 - Picture 11/16/2014 on Dad knew the whole time +8
#2 - suspicious quotation marks around "cured"  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on This week in science! 0
#6 - goodhomer (11/17/2014) [-]
If you lose your arm and then replace it with a robotic arm, that doesn't solve your issue but it is a 'cure' for not having an arm.

Same as this. It doesn't fix the original problem but it stops it from getting worse over time. So in theory if you give it to someone soon enough they could potentially live a normal life.
#3 - ultradar (11/16/2014) [-]
Most likely didn't cure, but helped massively.
#3 - Picture 11/16/2014 on Little Mac and Samus ship... +20
#2 - if anyone wants to know the pic is from the webcomic  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Class Levels +43
User avatar #25 - shadowsynergy (11/17/2014) [-]
I tried this with our parties halfling sorcerer. We were stuck in a narrow cave and the enemies had us surrounded. We didn't have a lot of space to fight and attack, and a lot of us were stuck squeezing, so I did what any reasonable 26str 8int fight would do. I chucked the little guy. "I want to throw him to the other side of the enemies so we can attack from both sides" I said. So the DM said, "ok roll a strength check, halfling roll an acrobatics check." 3, 6.

Well the halfling soars into the caves ceiling and drops right into the middle of the largest horde of enemies we're fighting. We managed to rescue him, but I'll be damned if it wasn't funny.
User avatar #21 - gedab (11/17/2014) [-]
Damn, the one time where I understand the reference, I don't have the proper reaction pic
#4 - bluwizard (11/16/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** I had a friend who ran a build with a bag of holding full of assassin halflings with bottles of air. He would spin the bag around and launch them out of it at high velocity and its always a surprise attack when halflings fly out of a hole.
#3 - bluwizard (11/16/2014) [-]
I had a friend who ran a build with a bag of holding full of assassin halflings with bottles of air. He would spin the bag around and launch them out of it at high velocity and its always a surprise attack when halflings fly out of a hole.
#56 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Fucking media... +61
#217 - Womens Study Major (11/17/2014) [-]
I always loves this picture. It's true the media can manipulate like this, but by just using some thinking skills, you can see how the far left picture just looks wrong. The gun is too out of place to be aimed at his head. It's size would suggest that the person holding the weapon is closer than the three individuals in the back. The middle picture confirms that whoever is holding the weapon, courtesy of the hand at the top left, is indeed closer to the camera and therefore not holding a gun to his head. Still might be aiming at him to an extent, but noting out of the ordinary when watching a prisoner.
User avatar #171 - newforomador (11/16/2014) [-]
I never understood the middle picture. "Drink this water or we'll shoot you" just never made sense to me.
User avatar #192 - thetruemexcalibur (11/16/2014) [-]
"You're gonna eat all these eggs..."
#175 - rollfourexplain (11/16/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 8,673**

The person is probably a prisoner they are trying to keep subdued. I doubt they would really shoot him in the head with the other soldier so close.
User avatar #174 - eatchickendaily (11/16/2014) [-]
The gun actually isn't pointed at his head. It's closer to the camera than the guy's head, it's just pointing down at the floor. Unfortunate juxtaposition.
#183 - newforomador (11/16/2014) [-]
Okay, that makes a lot more sense. Thanks.
#177 - rollfourexplain (11/16/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 2,418**

Really? It looks like it's touching him. Upon closer inspection I think there are three soldiers in that picture.
#1 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Wrong neighborhood +15
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#15 - Womens Study Major (11/17/2014) [-]
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#26 - Picture 11/16/2014 on määäh +1
#1 - Picture 11/16/2014 on It makes sense in America +4
#2 - the songs ice ice baby and under pressure have a near identica…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2014 on I used to be a renegade +93
#10 - soze (11/17/2014) [-]
it is identical. vanilla ice ripped it off and had to pay queen a shitload
User avatar #5 - darksideofthebeast (11/16/2014) [-]
That might be because... It's a fucking sample.
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#81 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on How do you land? +11
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#57 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Lewd. +2
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#2 - Picture 11/16/2014 on Downs of war +5
#4 - Picture 11/16/2014 on GG +1
#2 - here you go  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on GG +4
User avatar #3 - thatoneiranianguy (11/16/2014) [-]
thanks bud.
#4 - warlockrichard (11/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #125 - ngrbby (10/23/2014) [-]
"How can I glare into those eyes and then not... stab them?"
User avatar #121 - gugek ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Hey good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #122 to #121 - warlockrichard ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
thank you I am actually
User avatar #123 to #122 - gugek ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Fantastic, pleasures mine warlock.
User avatar #124 to #123 - warlockrichard ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
hope you have a wonderful rest of the day gugek
#119 - shitflippingpattie (09/18/2014) [-]
For Pony!
#118 - bludead (06/25/2014) [-]
noi noi noi
noi noi noi noi
#117 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #115 - warlockrichard ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
this is a test
#104 to #103 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
hello me
hello me
#105 to #104 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
hi other me
#106 to #105 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
how are you today number 2
#107 to #106 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
s'all right
#108 to #107 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
thats good number two, we have to make sure you stay healthy so no one notices when i replace you
#109 to #108 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
you make a lot of assumptions previous yuno
#110 to #109 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
you presume you can protect yourself from me
#111 to #110 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
and you are under the assumption that you're actually "safe:
#112 to #111 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
of course i am even if i die we will still have yukki
#113 to #112 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
and really that's all that matters
#100 - newdevyx (03/05/2014) [-]
You're next.
You're next.
User avatar #98 - hotpost (02/19/2014) [-]
you missed i
User avatar #99 to #98 - warlockrichard ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
who'd I miss?
User avatar #93 - aalexander (01/19/2014) [-]
:I
User avatar #94 to #93 - warlockrichard ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
#91 - killerblue (01/28/2013) [-]
I like your username
#92 to #91 - warlockrichard ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
thanks I like it too
User avatar #84 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 19** Who needs to lose their virginity when they're a high level warlock?
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#76 to #75 - warlockrichard ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
may god have mercy on our souls
may god have mercy on our souls
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#78 to #77 - warlockrichard ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
ok now that's funny
ok now that's funny
#62 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Nice to see another twokinds fan.
Tell me, what do you think of Maddie Addie?
User avatar #63 to #62 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
hilariously random
#64 to #63 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Have you read the latest update?

User avatar #65 to #64 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
yes I have and I think it might bode well for those two
User avatar #66 to #65 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Which two?
Mike and Evals?
User avatar #68 to #67 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, i wonder if the whole reason Maddie came onboard was because of Keith.
Also i think Mike has got to be the unluckiest character in the whole comic so far....
User avatar #69 to #68 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
in all likelihood you're right on both accounts
User avatar #70 to #69 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
This is gonna get intresting then....
User avatar #71 to #70 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
isn't it always
User avatar #72 to #71 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
"This isn't what it looks like!"
If i had a nickel for every time someone said that in this comic....
User avatar #73 to #72 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
you would have a metric ******** of nickels
User avatar #74 to #73 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, Tom Fishbach seems to very fond of that kind of humor.
#59 - epickitteh (12/19/2011) [-]
thumbs up to a great secret santa! i don't have any presents i can give you that i think will interest you- but i hope you have a wonderful holiday, love the username!
#60 to #59 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
thank you happy holidays
User avatar #57 - infiniteinfinitude (12/19/2011) [-]
I don't really have anything decent to give...So, I'll just give you a link to a really good song I like. =D Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJLxnZMgATU
#58 to #57 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
It's just what I've always wanted
#56 - fishstickz (12/19/2011) [-]
Hello fellow FJer
here's my present to you!

http://procatinator.com/?cat=34
#50 - kittheginger (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello brother, you are my secret Santa =) i have decided to leave you with, a hilarious video ( http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=TugslL45aXk&list=FLmLvqlc8bNeN7kx7ZBCKFQ&index=21&feature=plppvideo) A cute video ( http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=3G1PFLuTrgM&list=FLmLvqlc8bNeN7kx7ZBCKFQ&index= 19&feature=plppvideo)!! a random video!! ( http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=CseO1XRYs9I&list=FLmLvqlc8bNeN7kx7ZBCKFQ&index= 18&feature=plppvideo)

Merry Christmas bro <3 ;)
User avatar #51 to #50 - kittheginger (12/18/2011) [-]
sorry that the links turned out weird =\
#52 to #51 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
s'all good it's the thought that counts  
in return I give you an adorably hilarious random gif
s'all good it's the thought that counts
in return I give you an adorably hilarious random gif
User avatar #53 to #52 - kittheginger (12/18/2011) [-]
Thank you so much ;) if you still want, here is a playlist i made a while ago http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCDD3118F147E48DB&feature=mh_lolz

Marry Christmas =) <3
User avatar #54 to #53 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
thanks I now know what I'm doing today
#55 to #54 - kittheginger (12/18/2011) [-]
Hehehe no problemm  ;)  friend request?
Hehehe no problemm ;) friend request?
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