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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:9/07/2010
Last Login:12/25/2014
Location:Las Vegas
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

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#27 - Picture 12/18/2014 on End the hate +3
#57 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Universe swap +1
#76 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Communistic labeling +3
#5 - Picture 12/17/2014 on Dear Emporer +4
#80 - Picture 12/17/2014 on Raising Children +2
#1 - damn that looks tasty  [+] (17 new replies) 12/17/2014 on If you're cold.... +125
User avatar #76 - elcreepo (12/18/2014) [-]
It's a carnivore, so no it's not tasty
#55 - tarabostes (12/18/2014) [-]
That would be delicious with a glass of faggots-who-can't-stop-saying-they're-vegans's tears!
#56 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Trying too hard 101
#58 - tarabostes (12/18/2014) [-]
At least i tried hard enough to make an account!
User avatar #51 - ohgodwaitimatheist (12/18/2014) [-]
Had to call a doctor because of an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
#48 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
Look at that steak
#40 - anonymous (12/18/2014) [-]
MEAT IS MURDER!

Tasty, tasty murder.
#39 - chefboyardeezy (12/18/2014) [-]
#30 - lordsepulchure (12/18/2014) [-]
#29 - assassindash (12/18/2014) [-]
Great, now i'm hungry as shit but its 4 in the morning, we have no meat to cook, and I can't drive, and I have no money....

Goddammit.
#44 - bellbottomshark (12/18/2014) [-]
Hunt?
User avatar #47 - assassindash (12/18/2014) [-]
"Can't drive."

I live in the middle of Utah, there's no meat fields nearby for me to farm from.... Not legally anyway....
User avatar #25 - GoReMoTe (12/18/2014) [-]
goddammit all the food i have in the house is oatmeal and chunky soup and now i'm starving :/

thanks man
User avatar #21 - scowler (12/18/2014) [-]
MEAT FOR THE MEAT GOD!
#11 - lastweek (12/18/2014) [-]
#8 - therealbigboss (12/18/2014) [-]
#4 - ilikepatatas (12/18/2014) [-]
is this a taste of the meatland my god promised me
#22 - I'm a horrible person for laughing but god help me that was hilaious 12/17/2014 on When We Die +4
#19 - Picture 12/17/2014 on Well, DO IT! +4
#34 - Picture 12/17/2014 on Batman and Christmas +5
#128 - Picture 12/17/2014 on I believe I can fly +1
#2489 - **warlockrichard used "*roll cis privilege*"** **warlockric… 12/17/2014 on Did you check your... 0
#17 - your momma so fat when captain ahab saw her he cried out 12/16/2014 on Yo' mamma +5
#71 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Animu glasses +10
User avatar #86 - sanitarysan (12/16/2014) [-]
i'm confused what happened to their other legs?
User avatar #114 - sanitarysan (12/17/2014) [-]
my notifications says you said "serious answer: they are holding each others legs."
but i have no idea why that got deleted
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#89 - minkface (12/16/2014) [-]
probably twins conjoined at the hip or some shit.
#93 - sanitarysan (12/16/2014) [-]
not sure if that's good or bad
#104 - dobbelganger (12/16/2014) [-]
pls unfuck my brain
#105 - sanitarysan (12/16/2014) [-]
does this help?
#106 - dobbelganger (12/16/2014) [-]
y..yes
User avatar #107 - sanitarysan (12/16/2014) [-]
well i'l let you heal and if you need more just tell me
#57 - Picture 12/16/2014 on Thought of it driving with... +6
#3 - I just had to stop and hug my dachsund after seeing this  [+] (10 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Bath! Bath! Bath! +73
#36 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
Dachshunds are best dogs
User avatar #8 - FeeFieFoe (12/17/2014) [-]
I never really liked that gif, after I realized how chubby her hand is and her neck fat its just, nah
#14 - Digitalphear (12/17/2014) [-]
No one cares.
User avatar #15 - FeeFieFoe (12/17/2014) [-]
ur mom does
#16 - Digitalphear (12/17/2014) [-]
How's 6th grade?
User avatar #18 - FeeFieFoe (12/17/2014) [-]
pretty tight like ur mom, you must be adopted because there were no signs of birth in that vagina, only my semen after I sexed her for 50 hours straight, she was begging me for more sperm but being the alpha I am I slapped her and dumped her, after that I went to Hardees and ordered a number 5 with curly fries and a large coke, as I sat there waiting I heard a familiar voice ''FeeFieFoe?'' it was my arch nemesis xXb0rnK1llaXx, I've been at war with him over trying to fuck each others moms for 12 years, he pulled out his Intervention FMJ and did a 360 noscope but he missed, I then pulled out my Silenced UMP45 and dropshotted him, completely rekt him, then the cops came like in the mission No Russian, I then went on a 20 minute rampage, their riot shields were no match for my well tossed grenades, I got away but this has all lead to a life of hard prostitution to get money for weed 420 blaze it, Im so addicted I suck dick for $3.25 plus taxes, the only solace I have is My Little Pony and COD, I hope you're happy you sick son of a bitch.
#33 - chimi (12/17/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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#35 - chimi (12/17/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#19 - Digitalphear (12/17/2014) [-]
tl;dr
#6 - Picture 12/16/2014 on Good guys. +7
#9 - Picture 12/16/2014 on Dumb 0
#34 - Picture 12/16/2014 on good luck +1
#83 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Awesome horror movie idea +6
#85 - peanutpunk (12/16/2014) [-]
you deserve a thumb
#2 - jesus had two dads and he turned out fine 12/16/2014 on Ah, Men. 0
#2 - what's the bottom right one from?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Will the real Shaggy please... 0
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User avatar #3 - fitnessrobot (12/16/2014) [-]
Mystery Skulls Animated - Ghost He's from an animation for a song, Ghost by Mystery Skulls.
#17 - jokes on you 12/16/2014 on Wait a minute..... +30
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Batdad, nananana +35
#2 - comicexplain (12/16/2014) [-]
#117 - Picture 12/16/2014 on New Unlimited Blade Works... +2
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#127 - sliferzpwns (12/01/2014) [-]
Thread well done.
#128 to #127 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
indeed it was good sir, indeed it was
User avatar #125 - ngrbby (10/23/2014) [-]
"How can I glare into those eyes and then not... stab them?"
User avatar #121 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Hey good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #122 to #121 - warlockrichard ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
thank you I am actually
User avatar #123 to #122 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Fantastic, pleasures mine warlock.
User avatar #124 to #123 - warlockrichard ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
hope you have a wonderful rest of the day gugek
#119 - shitflippingpattie (09/18/2014) [-]
For Pony!
#118 - bludead (06/25/2014) [-]
noi noi noi
noi noi noi noi
#117 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #115 - warlockrichard ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
this is a test
#104 to #103 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
hello me
hello me
#105 to #104 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
hi other me
#106 to #105 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
how are you today number 2
#107 to #106 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
s'all right
#108 to #107 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
thats good number two, we have to make sure you stay healthy so no one notices when i replace you
#109 to #108 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
you make a lot of assumptions previous yuno
#110 to #109 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
you presume you can protect yourself from me
#111 to #110 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
and you are under the assumption that you're actually "safe:
#112 to #111 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
of course i am even if i die we will still have yukki
#113 to #112 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
and really that's all that matters
#100 - newdevyx ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
You're next.
You're next.
User avatar #98 - hotpost (02/19/2014) [-]
you missed i
User avatar #99 to #98 - warlockrichard ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
who'd I miss?
User avatar #93 - aalexander (01/19/2014) [-]
:I
User avatar #94 to #93 - warlockrichard ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
#91 - killerblue (01/28/2013) [-]
I like your username
#92 to #91 - warlockrichard ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
thanks I like it too
User avatar #84 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 19** Who needs to lose their virginity when they're a high level warlock?
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#76 to #75 - warlockrichard ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
may god have mercy on our souls
may god have mercy on our souls
#77 to #76 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
#78 to #77 - warlockrichard ONLINE (07/22/2012) [-]
ok now that's funny
ok now that's funny
#62 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Nice to see another twokinds fan.
Tell me, what do you think of Maddie Addie?
User avatar #63 to #62 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
hilariously random
#64 to #63 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Have you read the latest update?

User avatar #65 to #64 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
yes I have and I think it might bode well for those two
User avatar #66 to #65 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Which two?
Mike and Evals?
User avatar #68 to #67 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, i wonder if the whole reason Maddie came onboard was because of Keith.
Also i think Mike has got to be the unluckiest character in the whole comic so far....
User avatar #69 to #68 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
in all likelihood you're right on both accounts
User avatar #70 to #69 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
This is gonna get intresting then....
User avatar #71 to #70 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
isn't it always
User avatar #72 to #71 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
"This isn't what it looks like!"
If i had a nickel for every time someone said that in this comic....
User avatar #73 to #72 - warlockrichard ONLINE (04/13/2012) [-]
you would have a metric ******** of nickels
User avatar #74 to #73 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, Tom Fishbach seems to very fond of that kind of humor.
#59 - epickitteh (12/19/2011) [-]
thumbs up to a great secret santa! i don't have any presents i can give you that i think will interest you- but i hope you have a wonderful holiday, love the username!
#60 to #59 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
thank you happy holidays
User avatar #57 - infiniteinfinitude (12/19/2011) [-]
I don't really have anything decent to give...So, I'll just give you a link to a really good song I like. =D Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJLxnZMgATU
#58 to #57 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/19/2011) [-]
It's just what I've always wanted
#56 - fishstickz (12/19/2011) [-]
Hello fellow FJer
here's my present to you!

http://procatinator.com/?cat=34
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