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#95 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2012 on Atheists are agressive +3
#148 - anonymous (06/17/2012) [-]
Yes, because Atheists are so arrogant not to think that a divine being created an entire universe for the sole purpose of humans to do with what they will -_-
User avatar #101 - memeinmycoffee (05/08/2012) [-]
That's not what agnostic means.

You are either theist or atheist and either agnostic or nostic.
It's about being knowing of what you believe.

There are agnostic theists, they believe in God but know that you can't prove it and that they could be wrong.
People who claim to be "agnostic" (incorrectly used to mean neither theist or atheist) just don't want to make a definite decision or are indifferent.
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#61 - maaaaayybe  [+] (9 new replies) 05/08/2012 on so very close 0
User avatar #62 - armordkar (05/09/2012) [-]
are you in fact richard himself chief warlock of hte brothers of darkness, lord of the thirteen hells,master of the bones, emporer of the black, lord of the undead, lord of dance, and the ayor of a little village up the coast?
#63 - warlockrichard (05/09/2012) [-]
don't forget mistress of magma
User avatar #64 - armordkar (05/09/2012) [-]
my bad
btw how is hctib doing?
#65 - warlockrichard (05/09/2012) [-]
living up to his name
User avatar #66 - armordkar (05/09/2012) [-]
just as expected and how are you liking the spooky cave?
#67 - warlockrichard (05/09/2012) [-]
I love it
User avatar #68 - armordkar (05/09/2012) [-]
how about naming it the really angry handfork? also be sure not to neckstab those innocent bystanders standing unsuspectingly right behind you *whistle*
#69 - warlockrichard (05/09/2012) [-]
I make no promises
User avatar #70 - armordkar (05/11/2012) [-]
lol I fucking love that song!
#44 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 05/08/2012 on so very close 0
User avatar #51 - armordkar (05/08/2012) [-]
you wouldn't happen to read looking for group would you?
#61 - warlockrichard (05/08/2012) [-]
maaaaayybe
User avatar #62 - armordkar (05/09/2012) [-]
are you in fact richard himself chief warlock of hte brothers of darkness, lord of the thirteen hells,master of the bones, emporer of the black, lord of the undead, lord of dance, and the ayor of a little village up the coast?
#63 - warlockrichard (05/09/2012) [-]
don't forget mistress of magma
User avatar #64 - armordkar (05/09/2012) [-]
my bad
btw how is hctib doing?
#65 - warlockrichard (05/09/2012) [-]
living up to his name
User avatar #66 - armordkar (05/09/2012) [-]
just as expected and how are you liking the spooky cave?
#67 - warlockrichard (05/09/2012) [-]
I love it
User avatar #68 - armordkar (05/09/2012) [-]
how about naming it the really angry handfork? also be sure not to neckstab those innocent bystanders standing unsuspectingly right behind you *whistle*
#69 - warlockrichard (05/09/2012) [-]
I make no promises
User avatar #70 - armordkar (05/11/2012) [-]
lol I fucking love that song!
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#104 - Picture 05/08/2012 on And not a single fuck was... +4
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#361 - okay how about this I personally believe that there is no …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2012 on roflwaffle 0
User avatar #362 - warrenzthehero (05/08/2012) [-]
Gnostic Atheist.
#363 - warlockrichard (05/08/2012) [-]
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yeah okay
#448 - **warlockrichard rolls 3,185** cause everyone is doing it 05/08/2012 on I hope the number potato is... 0
#186 - Picture 05/07/2012 on Brave soldier boy. +4
#195 - drown in my ass 05/07/2012 on Sex +3
#76 - "abandon thread" thread?  [+] (14 new replies) 05/07/2012 on Poor Bolin +2
#79 - painispancakes (05/07/2012) [-]
yep.
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#120 - painispancakes (05/07/2012) [-]
Omg I love that scene!
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#326 - yah I've had to use this pic far to often  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2012 on roflwaffle 0
#355 - warrenzthehero (05/08/2012) [-]
I like to use this one instead.
#317 - amen to that  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2012 on roflwaffle 0
#320 - eternalpleasure (05/07/2012) [-]
I mean after a while you just grow tired of every last argument on the internet because basically its always the same and its a huge waste of time and effort. All the arguments no matter how well constructed will always devolve in this:
Person A: Your mother sucks cocks in hell
Person B: No your mother sucks cocks in hell.
Repeat till infinity

So I just stop caring, theres way better shit to be doing nomsayin?
#326 - warlockrichard (05/07/2012) [-]
yah I've had to use this pic far to often
#355 - warrenzthehero (05/08/2012) [-]
I like to use this one instead.
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#49 - Picture 05/07/2012 on Nikon Win +5
#959 - **warlockrichard rolls 5** Will I ever find love? 05/07/2012 on The Conch Has Spoken +1
#298 - you know you're in love if you still want to have sex with her…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2012 on Think For a Moment... +6
#310 - anonymous (05/07/2012) [-]






or just really desperate
#305 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 05/07/2012 on roflwaffle 0
User avatar #359 - warrenzthehero (05/08/2012) [-]
If you 'aren't sure wheather you believe in God', then you are an agnostic atheist.

Agnostic Atheist: I don't know if God is real, so I don't believe.
Gnostic Atheist: I know God is not real, so I don't believe.
Agnostic Theist: I don't know if God is real, so I believe.
Gnostic Theist: I know God is real, so I believe.

That's it.
User avatar #361 - warlockrichard (05/08/2012) [-]
okay how about this
I personally believe that there is no God but that there was a Jesus
I believe that even if he wasn't the son of God that doesn't stop the fact that he was teaching some pretty good stuff
User avatar #362 - warrenzthehero (05/08/2012) [-]
Gnostic Atheist.
#363 - warlockrichard (05/08/2012) [-]
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#314 - eternalpleasure (05/07/2012) [-]
I am a notgiveafucklogist. I believe in not giving a fuck and just living a good life with no regrets.
User avatar #360 - warrenzthehero (05/08/2012) [-]
Did you get that from me? I went on a small spree of posting something similar to that a short while ago, though I put 'Notgovesafuckism'. I acknowledge it's possible we both came up with the same thing, but I'm curious.
#370 - eternalpleasure (05/08/2012) [-]
nah came up with that on the spot, was originally gonna say I'm a factologist, but notgiveafucklogist described me better.
#388 - warrenzthehero (05/08/2012) [-]
Great minds think alike.
User avatar #317 - warlockrichard (05/07/2012) [-]
amen to that
#320 - eternalpleasure (05/07/2012) [-]
I mean after a while you just grow tired of every last argument on the internet because basically its always the same and its a huge waste of time and effort. All the arguments no matter how well constructed will always devolve in this:
Person A: Your mother sucks cocks in hell
Person B: No your mother sucks cocks in hell.
Repeat till infinity

So I just stop caring, theres way better shit to be doing nomsayin?
#326 - warlockrichard (05/07/2012) [-]
yah I've had to use this pic far to often
#355 - warrenzthehero (05/08/2012) [-]
I like to use this one instead.
#308 - Picture 05/07/2012 on Why Can't I Hold All This... +1

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User avatar #131 - warlockrichard (01/09/2015) [-]
**warlockrichard used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**warlockrichard rolls The harsh light of day.**
**warlockrichard rolls Dwight Schrute**
User avatar #130 - warlockrichard (01/08/2015) [-]
*roll cah 2 answer*
User avatar #129 - warlockrichard (01/08/2015) [-]
*roll 2 cah answer*
#127 - sliferzpwns (12/01/2014) [-]
Thread well done.
#128 to #127 - warlockrichard (12/01/2014) [-]
indeed it was good sir, indeed it was
User avatar #125 - ngrbby (10/23/2014) [-]
"How can I glare into those eyes and then not... stab them?"
User avatar #121 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Hey good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #122 to #121 - warlockrichard (09/23/2014) [-]
thank you I am actually
User avatar #123 to #122 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Fantastic, pleasures mine warlock.
User avatar #124 to #123 - warlockrichard (09/23/2014) [-]
hope you have a wonderful rest of the day gugek
#119 - shitflippingpattie (09/18/2014) [-]
For Pony!
#118 - bludead (06/25/2014) [-]
noi noi noi
noi noi noi noi
User avatar #115 - warlockrichard (06/19/2014) [-]
this is a test
#104 to #103 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
hello me
hello me
#106 to #105 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
how are you today number 2
#108 to #107 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
thats good number two, we have to make sure you stay healthy so no one notices when i replace you
#109 to #108 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
you make a lot of assumptions previous yuno
#110 to #109 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
you presume you can protect yourself from me
#111 to #110 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
and you are under the assumption that you're actually "safe:
#112 to #111 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
of course i am even if i die we will still have yukki
#113 to #112 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
and really that's all that matters
#100 - newdevyx (03/05/2014) [-]
You're next.
You're next.
User avatar #98 - hotpost (02/19/2014) [-]
you missed i
User avatar #99 to #98 - warlockrichard (02/19/2014) [-]
who'd I miss?
User avatar #93 - aalexander (01/19/2014) [-]
:I
#91 - killerblue (01/28/2013) [-]
I like your username
#92 to #91 - warlockrichard (01/28/2013) [-]
thanks I like it too
User avatar #84 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 19** Who needs to lose their virginity when they're a high level warlock?
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#76 to #75 - warlockrichard (07/22/2012) [-]
may god have mercy on our souls
may god have mercy on our souls
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#78 to #77 - warlockrichard (07/22/2012) [-]
ok now that's funny
ok now that's funny
#62 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Nice to see another twokinds fan.
Tell me, what do you think of Maddie Addie?
User avatar #63 to #62 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
hilariously random
#64 to #63 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Have you read the latest update?

User avatar #65 to #64 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
yes I have and I think it might bode well for those two
User avatar #66 to #65 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Which two?
Mike and Evals?
User avatar #68 to #67 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, i wonder if the whole reason Maddie came onboard was because of Keith.
Also i think Mike has got to be the unluckiest character in the whole comic so far....
User avatar #69 to #68 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
in all likelihood you're right on both accounts
User avatar #70 to #69 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
This is gonna get intresting then....
User avatar #71 to #70 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
isn't it always
User avatar #72 to #71 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
"This isn't what it looks like!"
If i had a nickel for every time someone said that in this comic....
User avatar #73 to #72 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
you would have a metric ******** of nickels
User avatar #74 to #73 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, Tom Fishbach seems to very fond of that kind of humor.
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