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Date Signed Up:9/07/2010
Last Login:1/27/2015
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#1 - Picture 01/22/2015 on Cats will be cats +1
#16 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on Control of internet speech +13
User avatar #27 - donatelo (01/22/2015) [-]
yep. this is akin to "framing effects". but not just media..politicians can do the same for policies they want to pass.
#1 - Picture 01/22/2015 on When in Mother Russia... +2
#1 - brave in my ass 01/22/2015 on Happy Synthesizer in my ass +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Guns 101 +1
#3 - pawnman (01/22/2015) [-]
This works better for killing EVERY motherfucker in a room. Sure there are so many different versions but this one is my favorite. Just the basic M249. It may be outdated but I still love it.
#12 - solidderking (01/23/2015) [-]
extended version
#8 - drtennant (01/23/2015) [-]
Your weapon system is cumbersome, unwieldy in tight spaces, and a poor choice for close quarters. Allow me to introduce you to your savior. The AA 12. Specialized for killing absolutely every single god damn thing standing in an effective range of 100 meters (with 12g slug loaded) Fully automatic, and a myriad of rounds to choose from, with little to no recoil.
User avatar #11 - pawnman (01/23/2015) [-]
The AA12 is near the same length as the M249 so it pretty much is the same in tight places. if you carry a M249 at the waist the weight of it will counter act the recoil. so you can run and gun with it. It just won't be accurate, but you don't really need to be with its fire rate at close quarters.

I do love the AA12, especially with slugs.
#3 - for anybody who wants to read some more stories like this 01/22/2015 on Humans are scary 0
#1 - Picture 01/22/2015 on Nyet +1
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#1 - this one's my personal favorite by them 01/21/2015 on Two Steps from Hell +1
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#2 - Picture 01/21/2015 on How hostage negotiations work +1
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Attack on Ramsay +3
#17 - jimmytwoshoes (01/22/2015) [-]
its dangerous to go alone, take this
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User avatar #178 - theinternetaddict (01/21/2015) [-]
word.
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#3 - never before have I wanted to move to Texas so badly  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Texas +5
User avatar #4 - slenderwolf (01/21/2015) [-]
You either love it, or hate it down here, there's no in between, but you can make a buttload as a petroleum engineer.
User avatar #5 - joekooldash (01/21/2015) [-]
but if you like letting your fists do your talking for you then TDCJ is always hiring.
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#1 - they're learning  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Rock +104
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#1 - doctor can go suck my star spangled dick  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on American pride +7
User avatar #2 - zarrexx (01/20/2015) [-]
I'm sure his browser history can attest to that.
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2015 on Fight the powah! +3
User avatar #31 - RegardsFromDeath (01/21/2015) [-]
"My shield isn't wide enough to prevent hippie love."
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User avatar #131 - warlockrichard (01/09/2015) [-]
**warlockrichard used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**warlockrichard rolls The harsh light of day.**
**warlockrichard rolls Dwight Schrute**
User avatar #130 - warlockrichard (01/08/2015) [-]
*roll cah 2 answer*
User avatar #129 - warlockrichard (01/08/2015) [-]
*roll 2 cah answer*
#127 - sliferzpwns ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
Thread well done.
#128 to #127 - warlockrichard (12/01/2014) [-]
indeed it was good sir, indeed it was
User avatar #125 - ngrbby (10/23/2014) [-]
"How can I glare into those eyes and then not... stab them?"
User avatar #121 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Hey good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #122 to #121 - warlockrichard (09/23/2014) [-]
thank you I am actually
User avatar #123 to #122 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Fantastic, pleasures mine warlock.
User avatar #124 to #123 - warlockrichard (09/23/2014) [-]
hope you have a wonderful rest of the day gugek
#119 - shitflippingpattie (09/18/2014) [-]
For Pony!
#118 - bludead (06/25/2014) [-]
noi noi noi
noi noi noi noi
#117 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #115 - warlockrichard (06/19/2014) [-]
this is a test
#104 to #103 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
hello me
hello me
#106 to #105 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
how are you today number 2
#108 to #107 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
thats good number two, we have to make sure you stay healthy so no one notices when i replace you
#109 to #108 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
you make a lot of assumptions previous yuno
#110 to #109 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
you presume you can protect yourself from me
#111 to #110 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
and you are under the assumption that you're actually "safe:
#112 to #111 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
of course i am even if i die we will still have yukki
#113 to #112 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
and really that's all that matters
#100 - newdevyx (03/05/2014) [-]
You're next.
You're next.
User avatar #98 - hotpost (02/19/2014) [-]
you missed i
User avatar #99 to #98 - warlockrichard (02/19/2014) [-]
who'd I miss?
User avatar #93 - aalexander (01/19/2014) [-]
:I
#91 - killerblue (01/28/2013) [-]
I like your username
#92 to #91 - warlockrichard (01/28/2013) [-]
thanks I like it too
User avatar #84 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 19** Who needs to lose their virginity when they're a high level warlock?
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#76 to #75 - warlockrichard (07/22/2012) [-]
may god have mercy on our souls
may god have mercy on our souls
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#78 to #77 - warlockrichard (07/22/2012) [-]
ok now that's funny
ok now that's funny
#62 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Nice to see another twokinds fan.
Tell me, what do you think of Maddie Addie?
User avatar #63 to #62 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
hilariously random
#64 to #63 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Have you read the latest update?

User avatar #65 to #64 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
yes I have and I think it might bode well for those two
User avatar #66 to #65 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Which two?
Mike and Evals?
User avatar #68 to #67 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, i wonder if the whole reason Maddie came onboard was because of Keith.
Also i think Mike has got to be the unluckiest character in the whole comic so far....
User avatar #69 to #68 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
in all likelihood you're right on both accounts
User avatar #70 to #69 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
This is gonna get intresting then....
User avatar #71 to #70 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
isn't it always
User avatar #72 to #71 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
"This isn't what it looks like!"
If i had a nickel for every time someone said that in this comic....
User avatar #73 to #72 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
you would have a metric ******** of nickels
User avatar #74 to #73 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, Tom Fishbach seems to very fond of that kind of humor.
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