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#2 - Picture 01/09/2014 on Japan throughout the years +21
#1 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Calvin and Hos +39
#9 - daemascus (01/09/2014) [-]
i may be mistaken but isnt your username from manaworld?
#17 - warlockrichard (01/10/2014) [-]
no it's actually from looking for group
#26 - daemascus (01/10/2014) [-]
ah right, only kinda different
#5 - MasterMario (01/09/2014) [-]
That gif just made me happy. Thank you.
User avatar #10 - latadam (01/10/2014) [-]
You should watch it with music and all Calvin and Hobbes Dance
#91 - I laughed my ass off when I walked in on them making out  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2014 on A Beautiful Lie +2
User avatar #156 - canadianbetamale (01/09/2014) [-]
This is just a fling, Bakarian. I'm using you for your body.
User avatar #157 - canadianbetamale (01/09/2014) [-]
*Vakarian. I'm a frakking idiot.
#2805 - MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 01/09/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator +1
#2797 - *bravo 01/09/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#2796 - I truly enjoyed that good sir brave and no unfortunately I…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#2799 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
I enjoyed it as well. I'm glad I got at least one participant. Thanks for playing along.
Of course my initial plan of the heroes rooting out an evil demon-cult went awry almost immediately.
Still, it was fun and now I have a new villain for future games I run.
#2805 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
User avatar #2797 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
*bravo
#2 - part dos 01/09/2014 on GTM 0
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on GTM +2
User avatar #2 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
Brothers Mario 2: Kong Country | The Game Station Exclusive! - TGS part dos
#2791 - more for me 01/09/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator +1
#2789 - *mangostormlegend  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #2790 - mangostormlegend (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh, wait, what? You guys still care about me?


Uh...I spontaneously die of dysentery.


Leave me alone.
#2791 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
more for me
#2788 - I turn to mangostormlenged and say "I believe we …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#2794 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
That was actually pretty funny. Did you make that?

Anyway, you and mangostormlegend proceed to burn and slaughter.
You rape their churches and pillage their women.

Wait.
Scratch that. Reverse it.

Anyway, cheers of joy quickly become screams of terror as they and their loved ones and precious sheep are set on fire. Anything that moves gets stabbed, maimed, gored, burned, incinerated, or decimated. Or a combination.

As you and mango leave the town, you do what's in the picture, and proceed to plan out which town you'll utterly destroy next, utterly forgetting about the evil powerful cult you just upset as you walk away into the gore-red sunset.

Today was a good day.

Fin
#2796 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
I truly enjoyed that good sir brave
and no unfortunately I didn't make it both the character and the video are from a webcomic called looking for group it's very funny I recommend it
#2799 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
I enjoyed it as well. I'm glad I got at least one participant. Thanks for playing along.
Of course my initial plan of the heroes rooting out an evil demon-cult went awry almost immediately.
Still, it was fun and now I have a new villain for future games I run.
#2805 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
User avatar #2797 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
*bravo
User avatar #2789 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
*mangostormlegend
User avatar #2790 - mangostormlegend (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh, wait, what? You guys still care about me?


Uh...I spontaneously die of dysentery.


Leave me alone.
#2791 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
more for me
#1 - I haven't seen this yet it any good?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Heroic save. 0
#3 - heshua (01/09/2014) [-]
It has a manga with over 20 chapters out, so far so good.
User avatar #6 - berkut (01/09/2014) [-]
It only has 20 chapters and it has its anime already?
I gotta guess it has a lot of plot and funny shit. I dont know about the anime industry and how it works, but 20 chapters seems so little material to work with.

Gate jietai kare no chi nite kaku tatakeri has 32 chapters and no signs for it to have an anime.
#7 - captnpl (01/09/2014) [-]
Its up to 25 on batoto.net
User avatar #8 - berkut (01/09/2014) [-]
Still so few.
User avatar #2 - krevlick (01/09/2014) [-]
Only one episode. Seems alright for now
#1 - Picture 01/09/2014 on Look monkeys +1
#2780 - that was one hell of a description. I'd let you DM for me any …  [+] (12 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #2785 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
Well thanks, I try.
Anyway, you see the robed man as he readies his lightning. You fire a bolt off, but before it connects, he sends lightning off at mangostormlegend who I will assume to be a human rogue in leather armor . mango stumbes back, doubled over, apparently trying to clutch at his everything.
As he deals with this, your bolt finds its mark, but seems to wipe off that pale blue light as if you spit fire at stone; no effect.
He turns to you, and you immediately feel utter revulsion and no small amount of terror. Still, you've never been one to not burn down your enemies, so you stand your ground. He shoots off his hand (like a pretend pistol), and minuscule black lightning strands arc forward to just in front of you. In a flash, he's right there; right where the lightning ended. He reaches an electrically charged hand out and grabs you about the throat. The electricity crackles all about your body, but doesn't hurt nor deal damage. Than he lifts you into the air, something you know his frame shouldn't be able to do. However, you're in-tune enough with magic to instantly realize this has to do with his lightning. He brings his other hand up, aiming his palm at your forehead as black spheres begin to appear about that hand, lightning arcing between them. You grab at his arm in a desperate effort to try to gain some leverage and well, not die. And then an idea springs to mind.
Both of your spells fire at the same time. His is a massive eruption of black energy, a massive Lightning Bolt aimed dead at your face. Yours is a ore modest spell, only enough fire to burn his arm off where you grabbed it. Luckily for you, gravity. You fall with his arm, from elbow to hand, still attached to you. In fact, you fall out of his attack as it goes on. You drop to the ground, hair either on-edge or gone.
His attack almost immediately subsides as he stares for a brief second at his cauterized stub.
You both are still for a moment, each mostly dead. cont
User avatar #2786 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
From behind him, two slightly curved daggers appear, one on each side of his head. They swing down at an angle, and dig into his chest. You see the wielder: mangostormlegend, with his blades firmly hooked into the robed man. He falls down, bringing the man with him. Now, the man is on his back, blades piercing his upper chest. You suspect that they go all the way through him and even dig into the ground a little. You coat your flame in near-white hot flame, and as the quiet word "How?" escapes the man's laps, you slam your hand through his torso, leaving a smoking, hand-shaped whole in his body as you stand up again. You look at mango and nod curtly, but as you turn around to continue your havoc, you see townspeople standing around you, cheering. They seem to think you're a hero that just stopped this horrible caster's rampage.
User avatar #2787 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
Wow. Tons of typos I'm just now seeing.
Still, what do you do to or with the crowd, warlockrichard?
Or is it just more fire?
User avatar #2788 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
Looking For Group: Slaughter Your World I turn to mangostormlenged and say "I believe we need to educate simple innocent farm folk on what truly motivates the likes of such as we" please use video as an example
#2794 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
That was actually pretty funny. Did you make that?

Anyway, you and mangostormlegend proceed to burn and slaughter.
You rape their churches and pillage their women.

Wait.
Scratch that. Reverse it.

Anyway, cheers of joy quickly become screams of terror as they and their loved ones and precious sheep are set on fire. Anything that moves gets stabbed, maimed, gored, burned, incinerated, or decimated. Or a combination.

As you and mango leave the town, you do what's in the picture, and proceed to plan out which town you'll utterly destroy next, utterly forgetting about the evil powerful cult you just upset as you walk away into the gore-red sunset.

Today was a good day.

Fin
#2796 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
I truly enjoyed that good sir brave
and no unfortunately I didn't make it both the character and the video are from a webcomic called looking for group it's very funny I recommend it
#2799 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
I enjoyed it as well. I'm glad I got at least one participant. Thanks for playing along.
Of course my initial plan of the heroes rooting out an evil demon-cult went awry almost immediately.
Still, it was fun and now I have a new villain for future games I run.
#2805 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
User avatar #2797 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
*bravo
User avatar #2789 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
*mangostormlegend
User avatar #2790 - mangostormlegend (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh, wait, what? You guys still care about me?


Uh...I spontaneously die of dysentery.


Leave me alone.
#2791 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
more for me
#41 - c'mere you  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2014 on pussies +3
User avatar #49 - Encarna (01/09/2014) [-]
I still think it's pretty fascinating how many times the Snake "bit" the kid. That is damn fast.
#43 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]
#2767 - you probably guessed from how I've reacted to every other situ…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
User avatar #2774 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
Your first shot connects, and he stumbles back some, but fire doesn't stay on plate metal. As your second shot comes in, he swings his hammer, hitting the bolt and causing the projectile to dissipate. He dashes forward, ducking under the next shot, and before you can ready a fourth, a very large hammer swung by a very large orc hits you in the stomach, and you are flung back about thirty feet, and it's another fifteen before you stop moving. He charges again, and while he out-swings your first bolt, the next one hits him dead in the face. He stops moving and drops his hammer to clutch at his face. While he's vulnerable, you throw your hand forward, your middle two fingers aimed straight at him. A red line is drawn from your fingers to his chest, and a small red bead develops on the line. It slides, no, races forward, and as soon as the small bead connects, it erupts in a massive explosion of flame and general death-ness. As the magical fire quickly subsides, you see a small crater. In the middle is half a skeleton with very little meat on it positioned awkwardly inside some melted metal. Nearby is a half-molten rod with a large block of scorched steel at one end.
User avatar #2780 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
that was one hell of a description. I'd let you DM for me any day
any way with that out of the way I go to help out mangostormlegend with his problem as he appears to be a man after my own heart you know exactly how I'd go about it
User avatar #2785 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
Well thanks, I try.
Anyway, you see the robed man as he readies his lightning. You fire a bolt off, but before it connects, he sends lightning off at mangostormlegend who I will assume to be a human rogue in leather armor . mango stumbes back, doubled over, apparently trying to clutch at his everything.
As he deals with this, your bolt finds its mark, but seems to wipe off that pale blue light as if you spit fire at stone; no effect.
He turns to you, and you immediately feel utter revulsion and no small amount of terror. Still, you've never been one to not burn down your enemies, so you stand your ground. He shoots off his hand (like a pretend pistol), and minuscule black lightning strands arc forward to just in front of you. In a flash, he's right there; right where the lightning ended. He reaches an electrically charged hand out and grabs you about the throat. The electricity crackles all about your body, but doesn't hurt nor deal damage. Than he lifts you into the air, something you know his frame shouldn't be able to do. However, you're in-tune enough with magic to instantly realize this has to do with his lightning. He brings his other hand up, aiming his palm at your forehead as black spheres begin to appear about that hand, lightning arcing between them. You grab at his arm in a desperate effort to try to gain some leverage and well, not die. And then an idea springs to mind.
Both of your spells fire at the same time. His is a massive eruption of black energy, a massive Lightning Bolt aimed dead at your face. Yours is a ore modest spell, only enough fire to burn his arm off where you grabbed it. Luckily for you, gravity. You fall with his arm, from elbow to hand, still attached to you. In fact, you fall out of his attack as it goes on. You drop to the ground, hair either on-edge or gone.
His attack almost immediately subsides as he stares for a brief second at his cauterized stub.
You both are still for a moment, each mostly dead. cont
User avatar #2786 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
From behind him, two slightly curved daggers appear, one on each side of his head. They swing down at an angle, and dig into his chest. You see the wielder: mangostormlegend, with his blades firmly hooked into the robed man. He falls down, bringing the man with him. Now, the man is on his back, blades piercing his upper chest. You suspect that they go all the way through him and even dig into the ground a little. You coat your flame in near-white hot flame, and as the quiet word "How?" escapes the man's laps, you slam your hand through his torso, leaving a smoking, hand-shaped whole in his body as you stand up again. You look at mango and nod curtly, but as you turn around to continue your havoc, you see townspeople standing around you, cheering. They seem to think you're a hero that just stopped this horrible caster's rampage.
User avatar #2787 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
Wow. Tons of typos I'm just now seeing.
Still, what do you do to or with the crowd, warlockrichard?
Or is it just more fire?
User avatar #2788 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
Looking For Group: Slaughter Your World I turn to mangostormlenged and say "I believe we need to educate simple innocent farm folk on what truly motivates the likes of such as we" please use video as an example
#2794 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
That was actually pretty funny. Did you make that?

Anyway, you and mangostormlegend proceed to burn and slaughter.
You rape their churches and pillage their women.

Wait.
Scratch that. Reverse it.

Anyway, cheers of joy quickly become screams of terror as they and their loved ones and precious sheep are set on fire. Anything that moves gets stabbed, maimed, gored, burned, incinerated, or decimated. Or a combination.

As you and mango leave the town, you do what's in the picture, and proceed to plan out which town you'll utterly destroy next, utterly forgetting about the evil powerful cult you just upset as you walk away into the gore-red sunset.

Today was a good day.

Fin
#2796 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
I truly enjoyed that good sir brave
and no unfortunately I didn't make it both the character and the video are from a webcomic called looking for group it's very funny I recommend it
#2799 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
I enjoyed it as well. I'm glad I got at least one participant. Thanks for playing along.
Of course my initial plan of the heroes rooting out an evil demon-cult went awry almost immediately.
Still, it was fun and now I have a new villain for future games I run.
#2805 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
User avatar #2797 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
*bravo
User avatar #2789 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
*mangostormlegend
User avatar #2790 - mangostormlegend (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh, wait, what? You guys still care about me?


Uh...I spontaneously die of dysentery.


Leave me alone.
#2791 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
more for me
#39 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2014 on pussies +1
#72 - carlonord (01/09/2014) [-]
Have this.
#40 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]
#41 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
c'mere you
User avatar #49 - Encarna (01/09/2014) [-]
I still think it's pretty fascinating how many times the Snake "bit" the kid. That is damn fast.
#43 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]
#37 - this wasn't from my comment above was it?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2014 on pussies +1
#38 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]
yes it was dear internet friend
#39 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
#72 - carlonord (01/09/2014) [-]
Have this.
#40 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]
#41 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
c'mere you
User avatar #49 - Encarna (01/09/2014) [-]
I still think it's pretty fascinating how many times the Snake "bit" the kid. That is damn fast.
#43 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]
#257 - Picture 01/09/2014 on We just walk down the street +1
#35 - was this him?  [+] (9 new replies) 01/09/2014 on pussies +3
#36 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
this wasn't from my comment above was it?
#38 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]
yes it was dear internet friend
#39 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
#72 - carlonord (01/09/2014) [-]
Have this.
#40 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]
#41 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
c'mere you
User avatar #49 - Encarna (01/09/2014) [-]
I still think it's pretty fascinating how many times the Snake "bit" the kid. That is damn fast.
#43 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Prepare your anus. +36
User avatar #21 - iLiekToFap (01/09/2014) [-]
Wow.... Uranus and I have similar weapon choices.
#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Let's stop the drama +33
#3 - undead (01/09/2014) [-]
#38 - Picture 01/09/2014 on Title +17
#2753 - I follow the guards instructions and immediately make for the …  [+] (16 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Fantasy Character Creator 0
#2761 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
Shortly after closing the door, you hear several shouts and screams of rage. As you walk away, a loud crash makes you turn around. There lies the guard, with the door underneath him, seven feet from the front of the building.
The orc steps through the open portal, and points at you.
"You." is all he says before charging forward, hammer ready to strike.

Meanwhile, mangostormlegend, after setting your third house alight with a torch, you turn from your most recent piece of destruction to see a man in dark red, almost black robes. A hood covers all of his face, and you know him to be a man only when he speaks:
"What have you done! You've ruined the whole thing!"
His hood falls from his head as his eyes are revealed to be solid black orbs. The veins around his eyes begin to turn black, and it spreads until all veins and arteries you see on him are black. Black lightning begins to crackle around his hands..
"The whole damn ritual is ruined now! You will pay!"

Like this, only a man, not asian, and robes
#2767 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
you probably guessed from how I've reacted to every other situation thus far but I set the orc on fire.
I don't care how bad ass you are unless you're a fire elemental, dragon, or some other type of flame based creature that will at least slow you down a bit
and pretty much this until there's nothing left but ash
User avatar #2774 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
Your first shot connects, and he stumbles back some, but fire doesn't stay on plate metal. As your second shot comes in, he swings his hammer, hitting the bolt and causing the projectile to dissipate. He dashes forward, ducking under the next shot, and before you can ready a fourth, a very large hammer swung by a very large orc hits you in the stomach, and you are flung back about thirty feet, and it's another fifteen before you stop moving. He charges again, and while he out-swings your first bolt, the next one hits him dead in the face. He stops moving and drops his hammer to clutch at his face. While he's vulnerable, you throw your hand forward, your middle two fingers aimed straight at him. A red line is drawn from your fingers to his chest, and a small red bead develops on the line. It slides, no, races forward, and as soon as the small bead connects, it erupts in a massive explosion of flame and general death-ness. As the magical fire quickly subsides, you see a small crater. In the middle is half a skeleton with very little meat on it positioned awkwardly inside some melted metal. Nearby is a half-molten rod with a large block of scorched steel at one end.
User avatar #2780 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
that was one hell of a description. I'd let you DM for me any day
any way with that out of the way I go to help out mangostormlegend with his problem as he appears to be a man after my own heart you know exactly how I'd go about it
User avatar #2785 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
Well thanks, I try.
Anyway, you see the robed man as he readies his lightning. You fire a bolt off, but before it connects, he sends lightning off at mangostormlegend who I will assume to be a human rogue in leather armor . mango stumbes back, doubled over, apparently trying to clutch at his everything.
As he deals with this, your bolt finds its mark, but seems to wipe off that pale blue light as if you spit fire at stone; no effect.
He turns to you, and you immediately feel utter revulsion and no small amount of terror. Still, you've never been one to not burn down your enemies, so you stand your ground. He shoots off his hand (like a pretend pistol), and minuscule black lightning strands arc forward to just in front of you. In a flash, he's right there; right where the lightning ended. He reaches an electrically charged hand out and grabs you about the throat. The electricity crackles all about your body, but doesn't hurt nor deal damage. Than he lifts you into the air, something you know his frame shouldn't be able to do. However, you're in-tune enough with magic to instantly realize this has to do with his lightning. He brings his other hand up, aiming his palm at your forehead as black spheres begin to appear about that hand, lightning arcing between them. You grab at his arm in a desperate effort to try to gain some leverage and well, not die. And then an idea springs to mind.
Both of your spells fire at the same time. His is a massive eruption of black energy, a massive Lightning Bolt aimed dead at your face. Yours is a ore modest spell, only enough fire to burn his arm off where you grabbed it. Luckily for you, gravity. You fall with his arm, from elbow to hand, still attached to you. In fact, you fall out of his attack as it goes on. You drop to the ground, hair either on-edge or gone.
His attack almost immediately subsides as he stares for a brief second at his cauterized stub.
You both are still for a moment, each mostly dead. cont
User avatar #2786 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
From behind him, two slightly curved daggers appear, one on each side of his head. They swing down at an angle, and dig into his chest. You see the wielder: mangostormlegend, with his blades firmly hooked into the robed man. He falls down, bringing the man with him. Now, the man is on his back, blades piercing his upper chest. You suspect that they go all the way through him and even dig into the ground a little. You coat your flame in near-white hot flame, and as the quiet word "How?" escapes the man's laps, you slam your hand through his torso, leaving a smoking, hand-shaped whole in his body as you stand up again. You look at mango and nod curtly, but as you turn around to continue your havoc, you see townspeople standing around you, cheering. They seem to think you're a hero that just stopped this horrible caster's rampage.
User avatar #2787 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
Wow. Tons of typos I'm just now seeing.
Still, what do you do to or with the crowd, warlockrichard?
Or is it just more fire?
User avatar #2788 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
Looking For Group: Slaughter Your World I turn to mangostormlenged and say "I believe we need to educate simple innocent farm folk on what truly motivates the likes of such as we" please use video as an example
#2794 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
That was actually pretty funny. Did you make that?

Anyway, you and mangostormlegend proceed to burn and slaughter.
You rape their churches and pillage their women.

Wait.
Scratch that. Reverse it.

Anyway, cheers of joy quickly become screams of terror as they and their loved ones and precious sheep are set on fire. Anything that moves gets stabbed, maimed, gored, burned, incinerated, or decimated. Or a combination.

As you and mango leave the town, you do what's in the picture, and proceed to plan out which town you'll utterly destroy next, utterly forgetting about the evil powerful cult you just upset as you walk away into the gore-red sunset.

Today was a good day.

Fin
#2796 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
I truly enjoyed that good sir brave
and no unfortunately I didn't make it both the character and the video are from a webcomic called looking for group it's very funny I recommend it
#2799 - warrenzthehero (01/09/2014) [-]
I enjoyed it as well. I'm glad I got at least one participant. Thanks for playing along.
Of course my initial plan of the heroes rooting out an evil demon-cult went awry almost immediately.
Still, it was fun and now I have a new villain for future games I run.
#2805 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
User avatar #2797 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
*bravo
User avatar #2789 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
*mangostormlegend
User avatar #2790 - mangostormlegend (01/09/2014) [-]
Oh, wait, what? You guys still care about me?


Uh...I spontaneously die of dysentery.


Leave me alone.
#2791 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
more for me
#31 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 01/09/2014 on pussies +3
#34 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]
great words , from a great man
#35 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
was this him?
#36 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #37 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
this wasn't from my comment above was it?
#38 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]
yes it was dear internet friend
#39 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
#72 - carlonord (01/09/2014) [-]
Have this.
#40 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]
#41 - warlockrichard (01/09/2014) [-]
c'mere you
User avatar #49 - Encarna (01/09/2014) [-]
I still think it's pretty fascinating how many times the Snake "bit" the kid. That is damn fast.
#43 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]

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User avatar #131 - warlockrichard (01/09/2015) [-]
**warlockrichard used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
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User avatar #130 - warlockrichard (01/08/2015) [-]
*roll cah 2 answer*
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*roll 2 cah answer*
#127 - sliferzpwns ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
Thread well done.
#128 to #127 - warlockrichard (12/01/2014) [-]
indeed it was good sir, indeed it was
User avatar #125 - ngrbby (10/23/2014) [-]
"How can I glare into those eyes and then not... stab them?"
User avatar #121 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Hey good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #122 to #121 - warlockrichard (09/23/2014) [-]
thank you I am actually
User avatar #123 to #122 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Fantastic, pleasures mine warlock.
User avatar #124 to #123 - warlockrichard (09/23/2014) [-]
hope you have a wonderful rest of the day gugek
#119 - shitflippingpattie (09/18/2014) [-]
For Pony!
#118 - bludead (06/25/2014) [-]
noi noi noi
noi noi noi noi
User avatar #115 - warlockrichard (06/19/2014) [-]
this is a test
#104 to #103 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
hello me
hello me
#106 to #105 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
how are you today number 2
#108 to #107 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
thats good number two, we have to make sure you stay healthy so no one notices when i replace you
#109 to #108 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
you make a lot of assumptions previous yuno
#110 to #109 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
you presume you can protect yourself from me
#111 to #110 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
and you are under the assumption that you're actually "safe:
#112 to #111 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
of course i am even if i die we will still have yukki
#113 to #112 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
and really that's all that matters
#114 to #113 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
of course
#100 - newdevyx (03/05/2014) [-]
You're next.
You're next.
User avatar #98 - hotpost (02/19/2014) [-]
you missed i
User avatar #99 to #98 - warlockrichard (02/19/2014) [-]
who'd I miss?
User avatar #93 - aalexander (01/19/2014) [-]
:I
#91 - killerblue (01/28/2013) [-]
I like your username
#92 to #91 - warlockrichard (01/28/2013) [-]
thanks I like it too
User avatar #84 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 19** Who needs to lose their virginity when they're a high level warlock?
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#76 to #75 - warlockrichard (07/22/2012) [-]
may god have mercy on our souls
may god have mercy on our souls
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#78 to #77 - warlockrichard (07/22/2012) [-]
ok now that's funny
ok now that's funny
#62 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Nice to see another twokinds fan.
Tell me, what do you think of Maddie Addie?
User avatar #63 to #62 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
hilariously random
#64 to #63 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Have you read the latest update?

User avatar #65 to #64 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
yes I have and I think it might bode well for those two
User avatar #66 to #65 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Which two?
Mike and Evals?
User avatar #68 to #67 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, i wonder if the whole reason Maddie came onboard was because of Keith.
Also i think Mike has got to be the unluckiest character in the whole comic so far....
User avatar #69 to #68 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
in all likelihood you're right on both accounts
User avatar #70 to #69 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
This is gonna get intresting then....
User avatar #71 to #70 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
isn't it always
User avatar #72 to #71 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
"This isn't what it looks like!"
If i had a nickel for every time someone said that in this comic....
User avatar #73 to #72 - warlockrichard (04/13/2012) [-]
you would have a metric ******** of nickels
User avatar #74 to #73 - redwolfradolf (04/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, Tom Fishbach seems to very fond of that kind of humor.
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