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warlockrichard

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:9/07/2010
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#1 - wait what is this about a coup?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on Average Americans +2
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#2 - thebluedream (12/30/2015) [-]
It was more or less than one of those I have a compound with a lot guns and I read the anarchist cookbook types
#30 - second dude should have learned from the first one 12/30/2015 on Dont start fights with Asians +4
#2 - Picture 12/30/2015 on Metal +3
#1 - I didn't realize it was even possible to trust someone that much 12/30/2015 on elastic buddies +5
#2 - I think there's a page missing 12/29/2015 on The corner witch (tumblr... +26
#12 - Picture 12/29/2015 on Puppy gets ice cube stuck... +5
#1 - where the hell would you go for a $50 haircut I barely have to…  [+] (24 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Differences between men and... +127
#65 - psycochildz (12/30/2015) [-]
With a haircut, washing, and shave I pay $4 at the barber down the street from me. Small business where hes the only employee, and no one can do as good of a job (for me) as he can.
#64 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
There's a men's salon in town that does this. Went there once just to try it and my hair looked amazing... but too expensive.
#60 - dfgthree (12/30/2015) [-]
What if you're Harvey Specter?
#56 - birouamar (12/30/2015) [-]
paying the equivalent of 1.5$ for a decent male haircut
feels good to be from a economically third world
#54 - mistersandman (12/30/2015) [-]
**mistersandman used "*roll picture*"**
**mistersandman rolled image**Mine costs 17, and I tip to 20 because my haircut is particularly difficult.
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#51 - envinite (12/30/2015) [-]
$ 2 at the barber I usually go. Nice small place and the barbers skills are excellent too.
#57 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Is it 1950 where you live?
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#61 - envinite (12/30/2015) [-]
It's actually just a present day middle-low area in a 2nd world country.
#67 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Hmm, ok. I got my hair cut in China about 5 years ago, I'm pretty sure it was at least $5. Anyway, carry on.
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#49 - thesecretbear (12/30/2015) [-]
Seriously man. I pay 13 at the local costcutters. I have no clue what fucking place would charge $50 for that.
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#40 - meinhartesrohr (12/30/2015) [-]
i pay 40€ @ my local barber for washing, shaving, haircut, beard and eyebrows because i'm a hairy men
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#37 - recoveryone (12/30/2015) [-]
I pay about 9$ for mine about every 2 weeks, just go on base. Pretty sure the lady yesterday tried to give me a fucking high and tight though :/
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#27 - raidaltamimi (12/30/2015) [-]
I always stay two years without a cut, making a big afro, and then just buy a $1 razor and start from the beginning

I like to call it: Afro renewal ceremony or the harvest day, which is fun
#16 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
5 euro here
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#13 - thelastpaco (12/30/2015) [-]
I pay 20 for mine, and its done by one of the better places in town (granted I live in fuck all no where, but still, nice barber). Idk wtf the guy is having done for 50 bucks. Straight shave too maybe? Idk.
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#19 - ihatecarltonbanks (12/30/2015) [-]
You pay 20 cause part of it's gas money for your barber to go around that big ass head you got. not really i just heard that joke and wanted to use it, even if it wasn't called for.
#53 - thelastpaco (12/30/2015) [-]
Dam, that was a good one. I like that. I"M STEALING IT
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#11 - lovot (12/30/2015) [-]
I get mine for free, but my haircut is simple enough that a random family member can do it.
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#9 - severepwner (12/30/2015) [-]
I pay $15 (but I always tip $5 because $20 bills are easier), that was a total exaggeration. Like anyone in this universe would pay $500 for a single haircut. It would take a haircut, plus style, plus dyed, plus highlights, do that 7 times, then you got $500.
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#4 - epicextreme (12/30/2015) [-]
tfw you're sister's a hairdresser so you get fresh fades for free
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#23 - tacoiiimaniac (12/30/2015) [-]
Same situation for me

I just have to run errands for her sometimes as payment
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#29 - epicextreme (12/30/2015) [-]
thats what I do, we feel the same feel
#12 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
straight up cut it all off @ 1
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#2 - iphony (12/29/2015) [-]
12? thats kinda high where im from, I get a simple cut at a barbers for $8
#2 - Picture 12/29/2015 on Only in Japan +2
#1 - what does the red dress do?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA +1
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#2 - dittoexodia (12/29/2015) [-]
Took me a second too. The joke here is that Pac-Man can eat blue ghosts in his game, so he's naturally strong against blue opponents. So Rosalina turns her dress red to avoid Pac-Man's wrath. Even though she shouldn't count anyway though because her dress is light blue like Inky, but w/e.
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#3 - greyswordsman (12/30/2015) [-]
That's a relief. Thought she was cherry dropping and was trying to hide it
#1 - Picture 12/29/2015 on Comp of Cute +1