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warlockrichard

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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:9/07/2010
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#11 - don't know i got it from here sorry 04/15/2015 on Level 100 Cleric +1
#43 - that sounds like all you've manged to accomplish is adding wei…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2015 on Murphy´s miliatry Law +4
User avatar #172 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Maybe make the swivel hydraulic. Good luck getting one of those to budge without using the controls.
#3 - Picture 04/15/2015 on 3d hand drawn GIFs 0
#1 - cats will be cats no matter the size 04/15/2015 on im a stupid fuckin cat +5
#41 - Then I wish the best of luck at hitting anything that so much …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Murphy´s miliatry Law +1
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Mount the 2 inch thick plates on a sort of swivel.
User avatar #144 - kilotech (04/15/2015) [-]
so your plan to get rid of recoil is to make the exact same gun but with more metal welded to it? genius
User avatar #118 - affix (04/15/2015) [-]
You have to have shot guns before you can design some.
User avatar #43 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
that sounds like all you've manged to accomplish is adding weight to the weapon
User avatar #172 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Maybe make the swivel hydraulic. Good luck getting one of those to budge without using the controls.
#37 - Picture 04/15/2015 on Hello Darkness, My old friend +2
#39 - it's a .50 cal machine gun no matter how well you mount it or …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Murphy´s miliatry Law 0
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
What if you seal it airtight at three spots, each two inches of the length of the gun, one near the end of the barrel, one at the back, and one near the middle, using solid steel?
User avatar #41 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
Then I wish the best of luck at hitting anything that so much as moves a foot in any direction also watch a video of one shooting the barrel rocks back with each shot absorbing some of the recoil so what you suggested might actually break the gun I'm not actually sure
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Mount the 2 inch thick plates on a sort of swivel.
User avatar #144 - kilotech (04/15/2015) [-]
so your plan to get rid of recoil is to make the exact same gun but with more metal welded to it? genius
User avatar #118 - affix (04/15/2015) [-]
You have to have shot guns before you can design some.
User avatar #43 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
that sounds like all you've manged to accomplish is adding weight to the weapon
User avatar #172 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Maybe make the swivel hydraulic. Good luck getting one of those to budge without using the controls.
#37 - well it has a max effective range of 1800 m and a max range of…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Murphy´s miliatry Law +2
User avatar #38 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Unless you get something to hold it in a way it cannot move at all with recoil.
User avatar #45 - bluenebula (04/15/2015) [-]
Guns need recoil. Pistols fired from stands often break, because the stands offer no roof for recoil.
User avatar #39 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
it's a .50 cal machine gun no matter how well you mount it or bolt it down there's always going to be some recoil especially on full auto and especially at those extreme distances
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
What if you seal it airtight at three spots, each two inches of the length of the gun, one near the end of the barrel, one at the back, and one near the middle, using solid steel?
User avatar #41 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
Then I wish the best of luck at hitting anything that so much as moves a foot in any direction also watch a video of one shooting the barrel rocks back with each shot absorbing some of the recoil so what you suggested might actually break the gun I'm not actually sure
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Mount the 2 inch thick plates on a sort of swivel.
User avatar #144 - kilotech (04/15/2015) [-]
so your plan to get rid of recoil is to make the exact same gun but with more metal welded to it? genius
User avatar #118 - affix (04/15/2015) [-]
You have to have shot guns before you can design some.
User avatar #43 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
that sounds like all you've manged to accomplish is adding weight to the weapon
User avatar #172 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Maybe make the swivel hydraulic. Good luck getting one of those to budge without using the controls.
#35 - I honestly don't know but if you plan on using that many round…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Murphy´s miliatry Law 0
User avatar #36 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Is it as accurate as a sniper rifle?
User avatar #37 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
well it has a max effective range of 1800 m and a max range of 6800 m but if you want full auto there's only so much accuracy you're going to get
User avatar #38 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Unless you get something to hold it in a way it cannot move at all with recoil.
User avatar #45 - bluenebula (04/15/2015) [-]
Guns need recoil. Pistols fired from stands often break, because the stands offer no roof for recoil.
User avatar #39 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
it's a .50 cal machine gun no matter how well you mount it or bolt it down there's always going to be some recoil especially on full auto and especially at those extreme distances
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
What if you seal it airtight at three spots, each two inches of the length of the gun, one near the end of the barrel, one at the back, and one near the middle, using solid steel?
User avatar #41 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
Then I wish the best of luck at hitting anything that so much as moves a foot in any direction also watch a video of one shooting the barrel rocks back with each shot absorbing some of the recoil so what you suggested might actually break the gun I'm not actually sure
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Mount the 2 inch thick plates on a sort of swivel.
User avatar #144 - kilotech (04/15/2015) [-]
so your plan to get rid of recoil is to make the exact same gun but with more metal welded to it? genius
User avatar #118 - affix (04/15/2015) [-]
You have to have shot guns before you can design some.
User avatar #43 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
that sounds like all you've manged to accomplish is adding weight to the weapon
User avatar #172 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Maybe make the swivel hydraulic. Good luck getting one of those to budge without using the controls.
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#3 - Picture 04/15/2015 on dog +2
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#32 - well the selector switch on the m14 can be flipped to rock and…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/15/2015 on Murphy´s miliatry Law +2
User avatar #34 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
You could probably fit it with a high-capacity magazine.
Do they make barrel mags to fit a .50 cal sniper rifle?
User avatar #35 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
I honestly don't know but if you plan on using that many rounds or want a full auto option you might as well get a m2 .50 cal machine gun
User avatar #36 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Is it as accurate as a sniper rifle?
User avatar #37 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
well it has a max effective range of 1800 m and a max range of 6800 m but if you want full auto there's only so much accuracy you're going to get
User avatar #38 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Unless you get something to hold it in a way it cannot move at all with recoil.
User avatar #45 - bluenebula (04/15/2015) [-]
Guns need recoil. Pistols fired from stands often break, because the stands offer no roof for recoil.
User avatar #39 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
it's a .50 cal machine gun no matter how well you mount it or bolt it down there's always going to be some recoil especially on full auto and especially at those extreme distances
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
What if you seal it airtight at three spots, each two inches of the length of the gun, one near the end of the barrel, one at the back, and one near the middle, using solid steel?
User avatar #41 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
Then I wish the best of luck at hitting anything that so much as moves a foot in any direction also watch a video of one shooting the barrel rocks back with each shot absorbing some of the recoil so what you suggested might actually break the gun I'm not actually sure
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Mount the 2 inch thick plates on a sort of swivel.
User avatar #144 - kilotech (04/15/2015) [-]
so your plan to get rid of recoil is to make the exact same gun but with more metal welded to it? genius
User avatar #118 - affix (04/15/2015) [-]
You have to have shot guns before you can design some.
User avatar #43 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
that sounds like all you've manged to accomplish is adding weight to the weapon
User avatar #172 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Maybe make the swivel hydraulic. Good luck getting one of those to budge without using the controls.
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on HD Gun Pictures Part 2 +5
User avatar #4 - bruinslover (04/14/2015) [-]
ahhh there it is.
#1 - Picture 04/14/2015 on Did she just...? +1
#4 - Picture 04/14/2015 on no waifu no laifu +4
#5 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2015 on coot +6
#12 - gawkycrayon (04/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #18 - commanderphoenix (04/15/2015) [-]
im not hear for the loli im hear for you big boy surprised non of the pedos used this
#13 - antideadra (04/15/2015) [-]
im sorry Chris handsome, but i came looking for Man butt
#4 - Picture 04/14/2015 on coot +9
#2 - Picture 04/14/2015 on The most modern warfare +1
#1 - Picture 04/14/2015 on Maybe it's not a dog +1
#1 - when the answer you come up with is 0 04/14/2015 on that means... +30
#2 - If my priest dressed like that I'd go to church more often  [+] (18 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Level 100 Cleric +266
User avatar #111 - ubercookieboy (04/15/2015) [-]
Out of awe or sheer intimidation?
User avatar #112 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
yes
#110 - innocentbabies (04/15/2015) [-]
Fuck, shit like this makes me wish I could find a nearby HEMA club or something to do this shit.
User avatar #106 - bannon (04/15/2015) [-]
They really pussed out on the budget for the new season of Game of Thrones
#67 - sirinsanity (04/15/2015) [-]
#53 - backandforth (04/15/2015) [-]
If your priest dressed like that then no child could say no to him.
User avatar #39 - yourinvisiblegf (04/15/2015) [-]
if your priest dressed like that he would kick everybody's ass to go to church
User avatar #15 - izdubar (04/15/2015) [-]
FOOOOOOOORRRRRRR AAAAGAAATHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
#99 - whatnameisnottaken (04/15/2015) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #48 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
Agatha?
#8 - jakotad (04/15/2015) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #38 - szatan (04/15/2015) [-]
Chivalary: Medieval Warfare
#12 - Ken M (04/15/2015) [-]
I think they are from a Polish larp group. Poland takes it's larp far too seriously.
#28 - Rockaman (04/15/2015) [-]
Re-enactment*

It's historical kit and not for pussies as you use proper steel rather than latex dildos.
#115 - diddi (04/15/2015) [-]
Poles are really good in medieval combat, they even took the gold medal from USA in longsword fighting in 2014 www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHIhMBCOc1A PLWR Promo
User avatar #116 - Rockaman (04/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, I've fought a few myself and they are pretty crazy!
#61 - Ken M (04/15/2015) [-]
Literally, that mace is obviously a latex dildo, you shithead. Also, seriously, both reenacters and LARPers are nerds with a real hobby, go hide in your basement you wankjob/
User avatar #11 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
don't know i got it from here sorry
#46 - Picture 04/14/2015 on rarest pepe +25
#1 - Picture 04/14/2015 on Cat watches yoga 0
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User avatar #140 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Boop.
User avatar #142 to #141 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Good Evening.
User avatar #143 to #142 - warlockrichard (04/10/2015) [-]
and an excellent evening to you as well
User avatar #144 to #143 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #145 to #144 - warlockrichard (04/10/2015) [-]
not much sup with you?
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User avatar #147 to #146 - warlockrichard (04/10/2015) [-]
that's actually pretty cool is there a story to go along with it?
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User avatar #149 to #148 - warlockrichard (04/10/2015) [-]
sweet I look forward to it
User avatar #137 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #134 - warlockrichard (03/12/2015) [-]
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#132 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day darling
#133 to #132 - warlockrichard (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day beautiful
happy valentines day beautiful
User avatar #131 - warlockrichard (01/09/2015) [-]
**warlockrichard used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**warlockrichard rolls The harsh light of day.**
**warlockrichard rolls Dwight Schrute**
User avatar #130 - warlockrichard (01/08/2015) [-]
*roll cah 2 answer*
User avatar #129 - warlockrichard (01/08/2015) [-]
*roll 2 cah answer*
#127 - sliferzpwns (12/01/2014) [-]
Thread well done.
#128 to #127 - warlockrichard (12/01/2014) [-]
indeed it was good sir, indeed it was
User avatar #125 - ngrbby (10/23/2014) [-]
"How can I glare into those eyes and then not... stab them?"
User avatar #121 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Hey good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #122 to #121 - warlockrichard (09/23/2014) [-]
thank you I am actually
User avatar #123 to #122 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Fantastic, pleasures mine warlock.
User avatar #124 to #123 - warlockrichard (09/23/2014) [-]
hope you have a wonderful rest of the day gugek
#119 - shitflippingpattie (09/18/2014) [-]
For Pony!
#118 - bludead (06/25/2014) [-]
noi noi noi
noi noi noi noi
User avatar #116 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #115 - warlockrichard (06/19/2014) [-]
this is a test
#104 to #103 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
hello me
hello me
#106 to #105 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
how are you today number 2
#108 to #107 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
thats good number two, we have to make sure you stay healthy so no one notices when i replace you
#109 to #108 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
you make a lot of assumptions previous yuno
#110 to #109 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
you presume you can protect yourself from me
#111 to #110 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
and you are under the assumption that you're actually "safe:
#112 to #111 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
of course i am even if i die we will still have yukki
#113 to #112 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
and really that's all that matters
#114 to #113 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
of course
#100 - newdevyx (03/05/2014) [-]
You're next.
You're next.
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