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Date Signed Up:9/07/2010
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#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on HD Gun Pictures Part 2 +5
User avatar #4 - bruinslover (04/14/2015) [-]
ahhh there it is.
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#12 - gawkycrayon (04/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #18 - commanderphoenix (04/15/2015) [-]
im not hear for the loli im hear for you big boy surprised non of the pedos used this
#13 - antideadra (04/15/2015) [-]
im sorry Chris handsome, but i came looking for Man butt
#4 - Picture 04/14/2015 on coot +9
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#1 - when the answer you come up with is 0 04/14/2015 on that means... +30
#2 - If my priest dressed like that I'd go to church more often  [+] (18 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Level 100 Cleric +266
User avatar #111 - ubercookieboy (04/15/2015) [-]
Out of awe or sheer intimidation?
User avatar #112 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
yes
#110 - innocentbabies (04/15/2015) [-]
Fuck, shit like this makes me wish I could find a nearby HEMA club or something to do this shit.
User avatar #106 - bannon (04/15/2015) [-]
They really pussed out on the budget for the new season of Game of Thrones
#67 - sirinsanity (04/15/2015) [-]
#53 - backandforth (04/15/2015) [-]
If your priest dressed like that then no child could say no to him.
User avatar #39 - yourinvisiblegf (04/15/2015) [-]
if your priest dressed like that he would kick everybody's ass to go to church
User avatar #15 - izdubar (04/15/2015) [-]
FOOOOOOOORRRRRRR AAAAGAAATHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
#99 - whatnameisnottaken (04/15/2015) [-]
u wot m8
User avatar #48 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
Agatha?
#8 - jakotad (04/15/2015) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #38 - szatan (04/15/2015) [-]
Chivalary: Medieval Warfare
#12 - anonymous (04/15/2015) [-]
I think they are from a Polish larp group. Poland takes it's larp far too seriously.
#28 - Rockaman (04/15/2015) [-]
Re-enactment*

It's historical kit and not for pussies as you use proper steel rather than latex dildos.
#115 - diddi (04/15/2015) [-]
Poles are really good in medieval combat, they even took the gold medal from USA in longsword fighting in 2014 www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHIhMBCOc1A PLWR Promo
User avatar #116 - Rockaman (04/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, I've fought a few myself and they are pretty crazy!
#61 - anonymous (04/15/2015) [-]
Literally, that mace is obviously a latex dildo, you shithead. Also, seriously, both reenacters and LARPers are nerds with a real hobby, go hide in your basement you wankjob/
User avatar #11 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
don't know i got it from here sorry
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#1 - there's a US $2 bill?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on There's a ghost on the US 2... 0
User avatar #5 - psycoskel (04/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it's more a of a commemorative/Collector's thing, You're not supposed to spend them, even though they are legal currency.
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#18 - Ok that makes more sense because you'd have to put a positivel… 04/14/2015 on Murphy´s miliatry Law +2
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#15 - If you say they were both heavily used beforehand it may be a …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Murphy´s miliatry Law +2
#17 - tapeboy (04/14/2015) [-]
when i said heavily used i meant many previous owners
User avatar #18 - warlockrichard (04/14/2015) [-]
Ok that makes more sense because you'd have to put a positively crazy number of rounds for a semi automatic through it to starting setting off the rounds on it's own
#16 - tapeboy (04/14/2015) [-]
i had assumed it was firing pin issues. didn't see them fired before i got my hands on them so i can't speak on them being hot or not.
#13 - quite possibly but hey look on the plus side at least the gloc…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Murphy´s miliatry Law +3
#14 - tapeboy (04/14/2015) [-]
yeah this time.
User avatar #15 - warlockrichard (04/14/2015) [-]
If you say they were both heavily used beforehand it may be a case of a hot gun like I mentioned before but on a smaller scale if not I would double check the firing pin make sure it's not free floating either due to design or because it comes loose from use
#17 - tapeboy (04/14/2015) [-]
when i said heavily used i meant many previous owners
User avatar #18 - warlockrichard (04/14/2015) [-]
Ok that makes more sense because you'd have to put a positively crazy number of rounds for a semi automatic through it to starting setting off the rounds on it's own
#16 - tapeboy (04/14/2015) [-]
i had assumed it was firing pin issues. didn't see them fired before i got my hands on them so i can't speak on them being hot or not.
#10 - jeez what guns were you using?  [+] (8 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Murphy´s miliatry Law +2
#12 - tapeboy (04/14/2015) [-]
both heavily used before i got to them. has not happened with others of the same type. think they were damaged
User avatar #13 - warlockrichard (04/14/2015) [-]
quite possibly but hey look on the plus side at least the glock didn't explode in your hands this time
#14 - tapeboy (04/14/2015) [-]
yeah this time.
User avatar #15 - warlockrichard (04/14/2015) [-]
If you say they were both heavily used beforehand it may be a case of a hot gun like I mentioned before but on a smaller scale if not I would double check the firing pin make sure it's not free floating either due to design or because it comes loose from use
#17 - tapeboy (04/14/2015) [-]
when i said heavily used i meant many previous owners
User avatar #18 - warlockrichard (04/14/2015) [-]
Ok that makes more sense because you'd have to put a positively crazy number of rounds for a semi automatic through it to starting setting off the rounds on it's own
#16 - tapeboy (04/14/2015) [-]
i had assumed it was firing pin issues. didn't see them fired before i got my hands on them so i can't speak on them being hot or not.
#11 - tapeboy (04/14/2015) [-]
one was a ruger 10/22 (only happened once) other was a glock chambered in 45 happened twice
#8 - Misfire usually means when the gun fails to fire. I assume y…  [+] (26 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Murphy´s miliatry Law +15
User avatar #30 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
What if... what if they made a full-auto sniper rifle?
User avatar #32 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
well the selector switch on the m14 can be flipped to rock and roll but you also need to change the magazine every 20 rounds giving it at least a little time to cool down
User avatar #34 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
You could probably fit it with a high-capacity magazine.
Do they make barrel mags to fit a .50 cal sniper rifle?
User avatar #35 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
I honestly don't know but if you plan on using that many rounds or want a full auto option you might as well get a m2 .50 cal machine gun
User avatar #36 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Is it as accurate as a sniper rifle?
User avatar #37 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
well it has a max effective range of 1800 m and a max range of 6800 m but if you want full auto there's only so much accuracy you're going to get
User avatar #38 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Unless you get something to hold it in a way it cannot move at all with recoil.
User avatar #45 - bluenebula (04/15/2015) [-]
Guns need recoil. Pistols fired from stands often break, because the stands offer no roof for recoil.
User avatar #39 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
it's a .50 cal machine gun no matter how well you mount it or bolt it down there's always going to be some recoil especially on full auto and especially at those extreme distances
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
What if you seal it airtight at three spots, each two inches of the length of the gun, one near the end of the barrel, one at the back, and one near the middle, using solid steel?
User avatar #41 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
Then I wish the best of luck at hitting anything that so much as moves a foot in any direction also watch a video of one shooting the barrel rocks back with each shot absorbing some of the recoil so what you suggested might actually break the gun I'm not actually sure
User avatar #42 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Mount the 2 inch thick plates on a sort of swivel.
User avatar #144 - kilotech (04/15/2015) [-]
so your plan to get rid of recoil is to make the exact same gun but with more metal welded to it? genius
User avatar #118 - affix (04/15/2015) [-]
You have to have shot guns before you can design some.
User avatar #43 - warlockrichard (04/15/2015) [-]
that sounds like all you've manged to accomplish is adding weight to the weapon
User avatar #172 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Maybe make the swivel hydraulic. Good luck getting one of those to budge without using the controls.
#9 - tapeboy (04/14/2015) [-]
yea i misused misfire but still ive had guns go off cold just from a slight shaking so you wont catch me pointing them anywhere but where i want em to.
User avatar #10 - warlockrichard (04/14/2015) [-]
jeez what guns were you using?
#12 - tapeboy (04/14/2015) [-]
both heavily used before i got to them. has not happened with others of the same type. think they were damaged
User avatar #13 - warlockrichard (04/14/2015) [-]
quite possibly but hey look on the plus side at least the glock didn't explode in your hands this time
#14 - tapeboy (04/14/2015) [-]
yeah this time.
User avatar #15 - warlockrichard (04/14/2015) [-]
If you say they were both heavily used beforehand it may be a case of a hot gun like I mentioned before but on a smaller scale if not I would double check the firing pin make sure it's not free floating either due to design or because it comes loose from use
#17 - tapeboy (04/14/2015) [-]
when i said heavily used i meant many previous owners
User avatar #18 - warlockrichard (04/14/2015) [-]
Ok that makes more sense because you'd have to put a positively crazy number of rounds for a semi automatic through it to starting setting off the rounds on it's own
#16 - tapeboy (04/14/2015) [-]
i had assumed it was firing pin issues. didn't see them fired before i got my hands on them so i can't speak on them being hot or not.
#11 - tapeboy (04/14/2015) [-]
one was a ruger 10/22 (only happened once) other was a glock chambered in 45 happened twice
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User avatar #140 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Boop.
User avatar #142 to #141 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Good Evening.
User avatar #143 to #142 - warlockrichard (04/10/2015) [-]
and an excellent evening to you as well
User avatar #144 to #143 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #145 to #144 - warlockrichard (04/10/2015) [-]
not much sup with you?
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User avatar #147 to #146 - warlockrichard (04/10/2015) [-]
that's actually pretty cool is there a story to go along with it?
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User avatar #149 to #148 - warlockrichard (04/10/2015) [-]
sweet I look forward to it
User avatar #137 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #134 - warlockrichard (03/12/2015) [-]
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#132 - hellscythe (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day darling
#133 to #132 - warlockrichard (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day beautiful
happy valentines day beautiful
User avatar #131 - warlockrichard (01/09/2015) [-]
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User avatar #130 - warlockrichard (01/08/2015) [-]
*roll cah 2 answer*
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*roll 2 cah answer*
#127 - sliferzpwns ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
Thread well done.
#128 to #127 - warlockrichard (12/01/2014) [-]
indeed it was good sir, indeed it was
User avatar #125 - ngrbby (10/23/2014) [-]
"How can I glare into those eyes and then not... stab them?"
User avatar #121 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Hey good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #122 to #121 - warlockrichard (09/23/2014) [-]
thank you I am actually
User avatar #123 to #122 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Fantastic, pleasures mine warlock.
User avatar #124 to #123 - warlockrichard (09/23/2014) [-]
hope you have a wonderful rest of the day gugek
#119 - shitflippingpattie (09/18/2014) [-]
For Pony!
#118 - bludead (06/25/2014) [-]
noi noi noi
noi noi noi noi
User avatar #116 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #115 - warlockrichard (06/19/2014) [-]
this is a test
#104 to #103 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
hello me
hello me
#106 to #105 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
how are you today number 2
#108 to #107 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
thats good number two, we have to make sure you stay healthy so no one notices when i replace you
#109 to #108 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
you make a lot of assumptions previous yuno
#110 to #109 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
you presume you can protect yourself from me
#111 to #110 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
and you are under the assumption that you're actually "safe:
#112 to #111 - hellscythe (03/17/2014) [-]
of course i am even if i die we will still have yukki
#113 to #112 - warlockrichard (03/17/2014) [-]
and really that's all that matters
#100 - newdevyx (03/05/2014) [-]
You're next.
You're next.
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