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warlockrichard

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:9/07/2010
Last Login:4/01/2015
Location:Las Vegas
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

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#79 - "One True Pairing" 03/09/2015 on looking for a room mate 0
#2 - or a bunch of fish whichever comes first 03/08/2015 on how to make a rainboe 0
#202 - Picture 03/08/2015 on Just doing leg presses 0
#21 - what they should have used 03/08/2015 on Warhammer 40komic: Lone... +9
#46 - Picture 03/08/2015 on How to give a sharp whistle +1
#1 - Picture 03/08/2015 on IRAN TO WATCH THE MISSLES... +7
#53 - Picture 03/08/2015 on Military Comp Part 5 +7
#2 - Picture 03/08/2015 on It's Raining +3
#1 - yum 03/08/2015 on The Beef 0
#15 - technically he shat a lot of bricks 03/08/2015 on (untitled) 0
#35 - Picture 03/08/2015 on Dancing origami +1
#6 - aw yeah  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on Warhammer 40komic: lone... +11
#13 - pirateseatcarrots (03/08/2015) [-]
And enough ordnance to rip the planet a new one
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on Military Comp Part 4 (Carl) +16
#78 - anonymous (03/08/2015) [-]
Once more!
#2 - all I managed to accomplish was to drool like a retard while s…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/07/2015 on How to give a sharp whistle +92
User avatar #36 - ruckallthefules (03/08/2015) [-]
I learned it from a friend years ago. It's all about practise, like most things. Move your fingers and tongue a bit, after a while you'll get how to hold your fingers etc.
If it doesn't work, you can try with your pinkies or without fingers (just with bending your tongue). Back in the days I've seen people in my class manage to do it that way.
#33 - franceopplsnerfing (03/08/2015) [-]
That is better than my results, of which there were none
User avatar #32 - Kairyuka (03/08/2015) [-]
But enough about your everyday life what about the whistling?
#46 - warlockrichard (03/08/2015) [-]
#10 - Picture 03/07/2015 on Don't let the bedbugs bite +4
#4 - the continuation of their story if you want it  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on Warhammer 40komic: lone... +2
User avatar #8 - tacolishous (03/08/2015) [-]
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=All%20Guardsmen%20Party

suptg looks a whole lot better and has tags so you can find (sorta) similar stuff. I'd sue this, since most /tg/ stories are archived their nowadays.
#4 - Winnie, 6 month old long haired dachshund 03/07/2015 on FJs Pets +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Military Comp part 2 (Feel... +31
User avatar #59 - greyhoundfd (03/08/2015) [-]
>Using a motorboat
lol so sneaky
#105 - arolexion (03/08/2015) [-]
they have a silent motorboats ya know.
#1 - then about a thousand or so years later 03/07/2015 on pic related +1
#8 - Picture 03/07/2015 on Onepunch-man anime green-lit +1
#4 - Picture 03/07/2015 on Military Comp Part 3 (ISIS... 0
#2 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Military Comp Part 4 (Carl) +252
User avatar #8 - captnnorway (03/07/2015) [-]
Row row row your boat
sneaking up the stream
Lock and load in tactics mode
united states marines.
#26 - warlockrichard (03/08/2015) [-]
#78 - anonymous (03/08/2015) [-]
Once more!
#1 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Military Comp Part 5 +163
#119 - genasi (03/08/2015) [-]
After some incidents of dropping tools into a river we were building makeshift bridges over, I got assigned to shoveling snow from the banks into the river to keep me busy without endangering any more equipment - and because I was a natural at throwing things into the water, according to my superior. But after some time the scoop of the shovel got loose and went into the river along with the load of snow.

After that, I was ordered to prevent the diesel generator from escaping. Not guarding it from outside forces, but literally preventing it from running away. I was also ordered not to touch it unless it made a threatening move.
#85 - osymaru (03/08/2015) [-]
I swept leaves in a fuking forest for 2 months
User avatar #48 - blueboysixnine (03/08/2015) [-]
But hes not mopping effectively. he needs a bucket to ring it out in.
#53 - warlockrichard (03/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #47 - makeroflol (03/08/2015) [-]
my friend told me that in basic he knew a guy that had to do this for 4 hours, because he was late by 2 minutes XD
#112 - khajiithaswares (03/08/2015) [-]
#2 - Picture 03/07/2015 on Warhammer 40komic: lone... +1
#107 - Picture 03/07/2015 on DAT Christmas tree thou +2

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#139 - misskayla ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #137 - murrlogic (03/23/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #134 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
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#132 - hellscythe ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day darling
#133 to #132 - warlockrichard ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
happy valentines day beautiful
happy valentines day beautiful
User avatar #131 - warlockrichard ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
**warlockrichard used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**warlockrichard rolls The harsh light of day.**
**warlockrichard rolls Dwight Schrute**
User avatar #130 - warlockrichard ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
*roll cah 2 answer*
User avatar #129 - warlockrichard ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
*roll 2 cah answer*
#127 - sliferzpwns (12/01/2014) [-]
Thread well done.
#128 to #127 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
indeed it was good sir, indeed it was
User avatar #125 - ngrbby (10/23/2014) [-]
"How can I glare into those eyes and then not... stab them?"
User avatar #121 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Hey good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day today!
User avatar #122 to #121 - warlockrichard ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
thank you I am actually
User avatar #123 to #122 - gugek (09/23/2014) [-]
Fantastic, pleasures mine warlock.
User avatar #124 to #123 - warlockrichard ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
hope you have a wonderful rest of the day gugek
#119 - shitflippingpattie (09/18/2014) [-]
For Pony!
#118 - bludead ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
noi noi noi
noi noi noi noi
#117 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #116 - soundofwinter (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #115 - warlockrichard ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
this is a test
#104 to #103 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
hello me
hello me
#105 to #104 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
hi other me
#106 to #105 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
how are you today number 2
#107 to #106 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
s'all right
#108 to #107 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
thats good number two, we have to make sure you stay healthy so no one notices when i replace you
#109 to #108 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
you make a lot of assumptions previous yuno
#110 to #109 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
you presume you can protect yourself from me
#111 to #110 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
and you are under the assumption that you're actually "safe:
#112 to #111 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
of course i am even if i die we will still have yukki
#113 to #112 - warlockrichard ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
and really that's all that matters
#114 to #113 - hellscythe ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
of course
#100 - newdevyx ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
You're next.
You're next.
User avatar #98 - hotpost (02/19/2014) [-]
you missed i
User avatar #99 to #98 - warlockrichard ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
who'd I miss?
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