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#1499521 - Ever thought you wanted to play Mount & Blade battles with…  [+] (2 replies) 10/26/2016 on Video Games 0
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#1499594 - oxidoferroso (10/26/2016) [-]
but M&B multiplayer exists...
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#1499636 - warbob (10/26/2016) [-]
well then check this variation of it

#1225084 - Spice & Wolf  [+] (2 replies) 10/24/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
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#1225105 - reycall (10/25/2016) [-]
i dont think you understand what was asked for.
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#1225141 - warbob (10/25/2016) [-]
oh, I assumed me meant both romance and harem, not both in a bundle

makes sense he was hating it for most his life
#73 - Kind of curious, how deeper does the web go than average 4chan…  [+] (62 replies) 10/23/2016 on ancaps_irl +2
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#128 - timmywankenobi (10/23/2016) [-]
the deep web is filled with the darkest most twisted vile people the in world.

it attracts the worst humanity has to offer because for a price the deep web can bring your darkest most depraved desires to life, like a evil djinn, you want someone kidnapped raped and tortured ?
that's just another tuesday for the deep web .

you want to set up and stream a russian thunderdome death match tournament where kidnapped illegal immigrants fight to the death ? no problem if you've got the bitcoins .

4chan is just filled with Trolls and loli fanatics.
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#130 - trolljunkusa (10/23/2016) [-]
You're blowing it out of proportion. I use the darknet frequently. Yeah, there's pedophile sites, but the majority theses days have been shut down.

Pretty much the entire darknet is useless jargon, and drug markets. Weapons trading has pretty much ceased due to LEO. The drug markets are highly professional though and very active and actually safer to use and participate than your average street dealer. Also it's much cheaper.
#144 - hassoutobi (10/24/2016) [-]
don't forget a ton of websites that are actually very useful and offer a bunch of knowledge of pretty much any topic. Just like the internet, but easier to find books/texts/in-depth stuff.
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#145 - trolljunkusa (10/24/2016) [-]
Yes, also really cheap netflix, hulu, hbo, and porn accounts

also a shit ton of identity theft
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#131 - timmywankenobi (10/23/2016) [-]
remember when you stare into the void it stares back , be careful you don't blink .
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#89 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
What's average 4chin bs?
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#77 - petresko (10/23/2016) [-]
You can hire hitmen and you can watch livestreams of people being tortured and executed ... that should paint a picture.
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#132 - trolljunkusa (10/23/2016) [-]
That's an exaggeration. I'm sure at some point that was able to be accessed but that's an extremely (.000001%) of what's on it. The majority of it is drug markets, useless jargon, a lot of forums for various stuff (mostly black hat hackers) and the occasional pedo site (which the majority of, have been shut down).

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#85 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
Aren't the torture and murder streams just an urban myth?
Like, people made a sport of trying to find them but none really came up?
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#157 - marxist (10/24/2016) [-]
Not streams, but you can find snuff very easily.
#106 - tsukaza (10/23/2016) [-]
This doesn't mean much to you without proof but I've actually seen them and never went on the deep web since. Morbid curiosity is bad.
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#169 - yaybacon (10/24/2016) [-]
THE REAL RED ROOM  Deep Web Browsing 69 Livestreams don't work over the darknet. The stuff used on the deepweb can't handle that much bandwidth. The guy in the video explains it better around 1:50 and 3:00 three minutes in the video.
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#107 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
I'm sorry.
#109 - tsukaza (10/23/2016) [-]
No need to apologise but the stream was interacting with the chat so unless the chat was fake too then I believe it was real. People were paying money to see this stuff and they were choosing stuff like Asian, brunette, tall etc etc. Apparently highest payer got priority every time. Pretty gruesome
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#114 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
Yeah, who knows.
One could fake those by just having the video prerecorded and have set up for people to say lines in the chat which make it seem like the streamer is reacting to them.

Could be a neat way of making money if it wasn't probably a bad way of making money.
#115 - tsukaza (10/23/2016) [-]
Dunno man. Deep web has some weird, useless and perverted shit.
Fun fact: Most of the pedophilia stuff I found were most of 12-15 year olds (I was 13 at the time (Before you try to judge me heh)) and most of the people hated anything to do with pre 10 year olds.... Reacting in a way that normal people would react to pedophilia in general.
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#116 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
You should go to deep web and hire assassins to assassinate each other and the last man standing gets like 10 dollars.
And film it and publish it for mad money cash.
#118 - tsukaza (10/23/2016) [-]
They usually require half the payment up front though and if they are more reliable, the full payment..... Yup...
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#119 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
Just bait them by going:
"I have many targets, bro. I can't trust any random assassin on the internet, so you have to earn your keep and show me you have the skills to pay the bills and the dedication to get the job done, buddy."

Or send them 50 grands worth of rare memes.
#120 - tsukaza (10/23/2016) [-]
I know this is meant as a joke... But yah... Seriously, it wouldn't work.
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#121 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
You can also get some people off the streets to work as assassins.
They're more easily persuaded to kill without payment up front.
#123 - tsukaza (10/23/2016) [-]
I can think of a few important reasons as to why that'd be a bad idea
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#125 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
You should recruit from those parts of UK where Muslims are basically walking around with guns out and the cops are afraid to do anything since they fear being called racist.

You could pretend being a Muslim. o:
You should join the brotherhood!
#127 - tsukaza (10/23/2016) [-]
That requires charisma........ I don't have that.
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#90 - malinko (10/23/2016) [-]
nope. they real.
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#91 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
How do you figure?
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#92 - malinko (10/23/2016) [-]
watched one. though no way to prove it was live stream though.
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#94 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
There's been a lot of fake streams.
Like, "Hey, 1 hour from now we'll stream."
And then people pretend like they saw it just to troll.
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#95 - malinko (10/23/2016) [-]
The one I saw was two homeless dudes fighting to the death with hammers while naked. I mean, I saw it, it happened. just dont know if it was live. Might have been red room but I dont remember was years ago.
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#133 - trolljunkusa (10/23/2016) [-]
That's a really really really really old video. it's on the clearnet
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#96 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
Did they react at all to the stream?
And something you said in the chat, if there was a chat?

Since there's been fucked up videos posted online and faking one to be a live stream could be fairly easy. As would be staging a video.
Since you can just have a shitty ass camera, haha.

But yeah. Who knows. There's reason to be skeptical, though.
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#99 - malinko (10/23/2016) [-]
but yeah. no way to really know if it was really live.
#101 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
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#100 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
Wanna hammer duel me on twitch?
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#102 - malinko (10/23/2016) [-]
I'm game! but I'll warn ya, I'm a pretty big guy and I got that retard strength
#105 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
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#104 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
How tall are you?
#108 - malinko (10/23/2016) [-]
6'4 like 350lbs and I was in the military.

but advertise the video a real gruesome to the death battle. and then we just come on hitting each other with these.
#190 - bahtzee (10/24/2016) [-]
Aw shit. Are we posting these now? My favorite was the Spiderman hammer.
#110 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
Well, not insanely tall. (Though tall.)
But you do have a very big mass advantage.

Maybe there should be a training montage of us just hitting melons and dead pigs with flails, or some crap.
And then we can have a press conference where we just fake having beef.
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#97 - malinko (10/23/2016) [-]
The was a chat box. I didnt type anything. There was a guys voice reacting to some of the chat in a different language, but the dudes fighting of course didnt.
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#93 - valax (10/23/2016) [-]
What site were you on?
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#88 - petresko (10/23/2016) [-]
I wouldn't know,I don't stick my nose in this shit.
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#75 - izaya (10/23/2016) [-]
Pretty deep. Not to sound like edgy 12 year old, but 4chan is kindergarden compared to some of the sites I've browsed through on deep web. Killers for hire, very questionably legal escorts, drugs sold for bitcoins, information, oh man the information you can get there, straight up to the recipes of homemade bombs and other non-legal stuff you can't get so easily in free access. Also rape, torture, child and blackmail porn, AFAIK.
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#80 - punorcib (10/23/2016) [-]
so in essence,.. don't go there and eat cake instead?
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#81 - punorcib (10/23/2016) [-]
goddamnit admin i'm not canadian! sure i'm polite - but i'm still a southern californian douche! it's my birthday weekend man; just give me the right flag..
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#129 - timmywankenobi (10/23/2016) [-]
One of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us .
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#135 - punorcib (10/24/2016) [-]
NO goddamnit! I'm not one of you eh.. ....oh shit.....
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#146 - froglordy (10/24/2016) [-]
:roll picture:Congrats on embracing your Canadian roots. Now woreship our sexually and genderly confused Prime Minister.
#78 - milvus (10/23/2016) [-]
I always wondered what the logistics of these transaction are like. For example you buy drugs, is it just delivered to your doorstep or what?
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#140 - applesdontpee (10/24/2016) [-]
i have a friend who says his main friend he goes to just gets like hundreds of pounds' (currency) worth of different drugs and it all comes together in one of those paper packages straight to a mail box or p.o. box or something.

he opened one for him once and he was like WHAAAAAT THE
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#84 - hiddenquail (10/23/2016) [-]
You're telling me you would lead the people that are on the deep web to your doorstep? This seems like a bad plan... Here is what I imagine:
ordering online: "lol 100k worth of cocaine send a cute delivery boy"
bitcoins le money or promises to have cash ready and sends address
response: k lol
*either never sends coke or if you promise to have $ ready sends an employee to case the area and if safe (lack of narks), rub you out and take cash*

Note: bitcoin is preferred on deep web because it is currently the only truly anonymous way to do stuff, so no paypal, which leaves a paper trail. Also, its not like you can report the incident to the police. Attempts to solicit a UPCS is a misdemeanor (technically), but you can be charged with conspiracy or an attempt, and get half the penalty but still... we are talking about a class C felony. Depending on whats happening you could face several thousand and some jail time. If you are going to be so stupid, don't even think about going on the deep web.
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#136 - trolljunkusa (10/24/2016) [-]
Read www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/

It's actually extremely safe, almost like Amazon. I have well over 100 purchases on alphabay and had around 200 when evolution market still existed.

There are reviews for every single darknet vendor on a darknet website called "grams". In those reviews you can see
1) quality of product
2) pictures of product
3) shipping time
4) vendor communication
5) price
and anything else related to that transaction.

All shipments are done through USPS exclusively as USPS requires warrents to open your package, UPS and FedEX do not.

On every website, there is an "escrow" system in place.
How that works is:
1) Send bitcoins to your market wallet
2) Select which product you would like
3) Click "pay" and send the vendor your address with a PGP Encrypted message
4) Your bitcoins are now "in escrow" which means they are in no ones possesion, not yours, not the vendor, they are just floating on the website
5) Vendor then accepts your package, marks it as shipped
6) When your package arrives, you click "release escrow" which sends your money to the vendor
7) IF you never receive your product, you click "dispute order"
8) a market admin pulls both you and the vendor into a chatroom where you must defend yourself. The market admin then decides whether you get your coins back completely, you get a partial refund, or you get no refund at all
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#172 - hiddenquail (10/24/2016) [-]
I know how stuff works, but the truth is that you cannot be safe unless you are sure of what you are doing, and even then be very careful. Always have small detail for large purchases, only make purchases from sources that can be trusted, and always go for a secondary drop point unless absolutely necessary. When receiving a package always take as many precautions as possible, and if you even have a sliver of a suspicion that you can be traced, carry a weapon. Your life to you has infinite value to you, to a hitman, about 25 grand assuming you are careless and have taken to precautions. if you are simply a customer, you are at a low risk. Once exchanges and sales and communities become involved, not so much. If you are experienced as you claim, you will understand what I mean, and that those who are having their first time need to be warned.
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#175 - trolljunkusa (10/24/2016) [-]
Which is why if you use the darknet, Operations Security is of the utmost importance. Honestly your biggest threat is Law Enforcement, so you should be more prepared to burn all evidence than protect yourself with weapons. The weapon of choice for "hits" is a DOX, which is a lot less preventable than an assassination
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#83 - raverr (10/23/2016) [-]
UPS really.
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#134 - trolljunkusa (10/24/2016) [-]
UPS would be absolutely stupid to do that with. The vendors use USPS, as USPS requires a warrent to open your packages and it's a well known fact that USPS has almost 0 security against drugs going through their system because of how many rules and regulations they have to follow due to being a government regulated service.

I actively use the darknet markets for low cost weed, if you'd like some good clearnet information, take a trip on over too www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/ , this subreddit is highly informative and hilarious. It's a mixture of people who know their shit, and people freaking out on meth.
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#82 - balor (10/23/2016) [-]
They probably hide it in an innocent looking package and have it dropped off either at your house or at a dead drop location.
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#139 - trolljunkusa (10/24/2016) [-]
Yes exactly.

You have to remember how much mail goes through USPS a day. On top of that the vendors know their shit. I've received packages with the craziest stealth. One package I received had the drugs (DMT) hidden inside a piece of paper (as in it looked like a normal sheet of paper, but when you held it up to the light, you could see a tiny tiny baggy between the paper), I've gotten it inside books, movie cases, packs of cards, and even as far as hiding it in plain site. (Once got mushrooms in a mylar bag that had a professional food label on it advertising the product inside as portobello mushrooms with a nutrition label and everything)
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#74 - emopandaxox (10/23/2016) [-]
No enlightenment on that trail brother in a lazy way of saying, it's a black market society think of things you should ever been able to buy and worst