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#185 - ok, my bad then. 05/31/2016 on Hail Hydra comp +2
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#174 - seriouslystupid (05/31/2016) [-]
DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad “I want to be on the ships daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
“This is Joson” the radio crackered. “You must fight the demons!”
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the demons
“I will shoot at him” said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the demons” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the demons”
And then John was a zombie.

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#185 - warbob (05/31/2016) [-]
ok, my bad then.
#68 - did it happen? tell me it happened in the Star Wars Clone …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2016 on Dope Wallpapers #20 +1
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#76 - Chukie (05/30/2016) [-]
Not really no :/ She was framed for a terrorist attack by Sidious to try and stir tension between the senate and Jedi council. She was kicked out of the jedi order because of it.

She's in the new star wars series though, Rebels. She find's out that Anakin is actually Vader in a vision but that's about it (I think). Could happen in the future of the series though? Who knows.

*been a long time since I watched it, all of this could be wrong.
#99 - anon (05/30/2016) [-]
They were going to kick her out until they found out that she was in fact framed. They offered her to stay but she chose not to stay in the Jedi order because none of the Jedi other than Anakin believed her. So she chose to leave the order and do her own thing.
#119 - **warbob used "*roll picture*"** **warbob rolled image ** … 05/28/2016 on Roll for your new girlfriend 0
#1439682 - 33 how did they make this so bad that my speed is do…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1439707 - anon (05/28/2016) [-]
That means ur isp us throttleling your Netflix connection
#135 - I tested it out, that ****** jumped and delt several hundred d…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2016 on My Dark Souls Comp 0
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#138 - motherfuckingkenji (05/28/2016) [-]
Well the landing at the top of the first flight of stairs then?
I've NEVER been hurt by that thing and he's jumped many times.
#1438647 - in case some is wondering - the locations such as "A,B, l… 05/26/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1438643 - Just finished a game with 4 pre-mades who were speaking some f…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1438647 - warbob (05/26/2016) [-]
in case some is wondering - the locations such as "A,B, long, short" are usually used in all languages

in slavic languages "A" is pronounced the same way you pronounce the "a" in "another" , "B" is pronounced the same way you pronounce the "b" in "brother" . long and short should be the exact same.

as for numbers , one = "edin" , two = "dva" (how you would pronounce D.va if there was no dot/ no pause after the d) or "dvama" , three = "tri" (just say three by removing the "h" and shorten the "ee" sound to "e")
four = "chetiri" which should be just how you read it, five = "pet" , exacly as you pronounce the english word pet for a domestic animal.
all = "vsichki" or exacly as you would pronounce these letters combined in english "v c i ch k i" with the exception of the "v" which is pronounced as the "v" in "volt"

Source: I am Bulgarian, my language is slavic and fairly close to russian.
#32 - Picture 05/26/2016 on Triple pendulum on a robot +2
#22 - you seem to know a lot (thanks to which I spoiled myself) …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2016 on It's not a quarter 0
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#23 - emiyashirou (05/26/2016) [-]
I read it raw. I have no idea if a translation for the novels even exists.
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#34 - godlydesu (05/26/2016) [-]
Some guy said he was gonna translate the first book as fast as he could before Yen Press releases the first volume since the licensed it if he does finish the first book I guess he'll continue on from there. No clue what the website is though forgot about it.