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#1 - ninian (11/20/2012) [-]
Your profile virginity has been claimed in the name of the Ninian Army.
#2 to #1 - wallbuilder (11/20/2012) [-]
#3 to #2 - ninian (11/20/2012) [-]
Submit to the army and join it.
#5 to #3 - wallbuilder (11/20/2012) [-]
Like this...?
#6 to #5 - ninian (11/20/2012) [-]
#7 to #6 - wallbuilder (11/20/2012) [-]
Day 1: I have succesfully infiltrated the Ninian army. My first priority is to observe and find it's greatest weakness...
#8 to #7 - ninian (11/20/2012) [-]
Oh ****.
#9 to #8 - wallbuilder (11/20/2012) [-]
Day 4: The army seems more organised than I expected. I will have to resort to greater lengths in an attempt to overthrow it. By sheer chance, I stumbled across another undercover agent who shares my cause. However, it may be a trap so I am yet to reveal myself to them...
#10 to #9 - ninian (11/20/2012) [-]
Scout parties, mate.
#11 to #10 - wallbuilder (11/20/2012) [-]
Day 21: 5 of my outside contacts have managed to pass the screening test and are now a part of the army. The day soon approaches...
#12 to #11 - ninian (11/20/2012) [-]
Get in dem spinners, mateys! Get 'em to catch those bloody traitors we hear 'bout.
Get in dem spinners, mateys! Get 'em to catch those bloody traitors we hear 'bout.
#13 to #12 - wallbuilder (11/20/2012) [-]
Day 24: I have a steady flow of outside contacts joining now. My comrades and I have solidified our influence within the army. However, their recent attempts to weed out my allies have forced me to make a difficult decision: I had to sacrifice a significant portion of our comrades in order to make them believe they have wiped us out. I am not proud this day...but this is for the future of the world. Freedom cannot be won without sacrifice.
#14 to #13 - ninian (11/20/2012) [-]
General, get down from the roof. Right now.
#15 to #14 - wallbuilder (11/20/2012) [-]
Day 39: Our forces now outnumber those of the Ninian army in this region. Today, as one, we removed our contact lenses and took back what is rightfully ours. Seeing our triumph, other rebel groups have sprung up around the surrounding regions. The future is in our hands.
#16 to #15 - ninian (11/20/2012) [-]
March, march, march
#18 to #16 - wallbuilder (11/20/2012) [-]
Day 146: Full scale war has broken out. Our forces are currently evenly matched. we control more territory than our foe but they control greener pastures. If the winds prove unfavourable I may be forced to impose a "will of God"... But I hope to avoid such an act. It goes against everything we stand for...
#19 to #18 - ninian (11/20/2012) [-]
Hold your lines.