Click to expand


Last status update:
Personal Info
Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Gamecube
Video Games Played: WoW,Minecraft,TF2,Half life 2, Heroes of might and magic lll, Diablo 3
X-box Gamertag: Walhor
Date Signed Up:3/02/2011
Last Login:5/25/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7980
Comment Ranking:#33978
Highest Content Rank:#34
Highest Comment Rank:#2421
Content Thumbs: 115564 total,  122571 ,  7007
Comment Thumbs: 5358 total,  7343 ,  1985
Content Level Progress: 56.39% (564/1000)
Level 307 Content: Lord Of Laughs → Level 308 Content: Lord Of Laughs
Comment Level Progress: 74% (74/100)
Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win
Content Views:3146597
Times Content Favorited:7547 times
Total Comments Made:1849
FJ Points:113267

Funny Pictures

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 > >> [ 123 ]

Funny Videos

  • Views: 4961
    Thumbs Up 40 Thumbs Down 5 Total: +35
    Comments: 10
    Favorites: 9
    Uploaded: 10/03/11

YouTube Videos

1 2 > [ 10 ]

Funny Gifs

1 2 3 > [ 16 ]

latest user's comments

#15 - Heres a WebM one 05/24/2015 on Go fuck yourself 0
#138 - You should stop taking CinemaSins reviews serious. Whil… 05/24/2015 on We have a Hulk +2
#2 - Wow, that was quick 05/23/2015 on Shield comp -1
#2 - Picture 05/23/2015 on Walrus comp -1
#29 - wheel bro would maybe.. 05/23/2015 on Would you date her? -1
#2 - Picture 05/23/2015 on Happy Red Nose Day everybody +2
#1 - This ******* guy... 05/23/2015 on "You're not my boss!" +7
#25 - Thanks! Id look forwad to it 05/23/2015 on randomcomps's profile 0
#23 - Hey can you make a comp about medivel shields? Or swords?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2015 on randomcomps's profile 0
User avatar #24 - randomcomps (05/23/2015) [-]
Ok, will do next!
User avatar #26 - madzombiie (05/24/2015) [-]
dude make a fuck ton of different weapons comps
User avatar #25 - walhor (05/23/2015) [-]
Thanks! Id look forwad to it
#16 - I was exspecting some crazy **** were as the tank would… 05/23/2015 on Fuck yo plane, I'm a tank -1


Total unique items point value: 5518 / Total items point value: 16876
[ 46 items Total ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#157 to #156 - walhor (03/24/2015) [-]
D'awww so cute
User avatar #122 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
What if you're konradkurze on a second account
User avatar #123 to #122 - walhor (02/11/2015) [-]
Then my 3 years long scheme has failed

jk Im not Konrad
#124 to #123 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
what if we're all konradkurze?
User avatar #125 to #124 - walhor (02/11/2015) [-]
Well then I hate myself ?
#126 to #125 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
You wouldn't be on FJ if you didn't hate yourself
You wouldn't be on FJ if you didn't hate yourself
#127 to #126 - walhor (02/11/2015) [-]
I would thumb myself with proxies and then blame myself and then tell mod myself I thumbed myself
User avatar #128 to #127 - turtletroll ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
But you're also the mod and i'm also you

User avatar #120 - garymotherfingoak (02/11/2015) [-]
nay giggers
User avatar #121 to #120 - walhor (02/11/2015) [-]
baggot foy?
#112 - havockwzy (02/02/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you're a real human bean and a real hero!
User avatar #113 to #112 - walhor (02/02/2015) [-]
Ehm okay, thanks. I guess.

fineleatherjackets.net/realhuman/ right?
#118 to #117 - walhor (02/10/2015) [-]
I love that song
I love that song
User avatar #60 - damping (01/28/2015) [-]
10/10 for getting Konrad banned. I'd like to hear your side of the story some time.
User avatar #61 to #60 - walhor (01/28/2015) [-]
Haha did he really?

Wow well, Im kinda suprised actually. But nah my story is also just as bad
User avatar #62 to #61 - damping (01/29/2015) [-]
Do you really stalk him as much as you say, or does he just over react?

And what exactly did he do to piss you off so much?
User avatar #63 to #62 - walhor (01/29/2015) [-]
He's over reacting for sure on that part. Back in 2013 he would thumb down. Every. Single. Comment. and reply to them. even if they were like 1-2 years old. He made OC content regarding me before y'know

And he would daily whine to mods trying to get me banned while creating new accounts to thumb me down.

He's always lying when it comes to his own actions. Like a month ago, he's excuse for proxy thumbing was that he went to net café's so it was technically alright. But truth is. No mods bothered checking because it would get to complicated to nail him. Except when Admin stepped in and revealed the truth and his new additional accounts.
User avatar #64 to #63 - damping (01/29/2015) [-]

I use this one all the time. Nice for proving I just trolled someone. Hell, I was in like every third OC.

It was obvious to me that he was as guilty as you in all of this. Of course he won't admit his guilt. I just keep telling him to ignore it because thumbs don't mean anything but w/e. Even after losing his high level account and all of his items he still cares about thumbs.

There is no way you thumbed him down as much as he thumbed himself up.
User avatar #68 to #64 - talosvalcoran (01/30/2015) [-]
nice how hes making up one-sided ******** to shift guilt off himself

i could easily link you to things like him thumbing down every one of some 200 comments i made over a week then playing the victim, like hes doing now trying to claim i thumb everything

and as you yourself said damping....this dicklicker went to the trouble of RECRUITING a couple dozen people to follow me and do his dirty work for him
User avatar #102 to #68 - walhor (01/30/2015) [-]
You seem to be really upset, u mkay? I don't really one side anything Its rather you who does that. You have a tendancy to always lash out on me on what you're doing but blame me.

You ignored me for 2-3 months? that was like 3-4 weeks tops.

I make up shift guilt off myself? you made tons of proxies yet claim it was just net café.

Most of the **** you gotten into wouldn't have happened if you werent such a girl when it comes to red thumbs and start a thumbs war over a single red here and there. and stopped lying all the time. And lastly and most importantly. Play by the rules.
User avatar #105 to #102 - talosvalcoran (02/01/2015) [-]
boo hoo...i made a few proxies...your husband jubbehhh made up twice as many and you ignore them and focus on mine....nice biased outlook there

and who was it who thumbed down 200+ comments in a week
thats right, you did that to me....

youre full of **** and you know it
#106 to #105 - walhor (02/01/2015) [-]
Everytime you accuse me of something, its actually you who did it. I don't know how but you seem to nail yourself quite correctly.

You seem quite igrogant. SJW 101 training trained you good.

Even after a direct warning from Admin himself you still continued to thumb yourself up with proxies. and my "husband" was just yet another person you pissed off by doing proxy thumbing on. So of course he played your game and then you start whine and play dirty.

And I doubt Jubbehhh did anywhere near your amount of accounts. And who was it that thumbed me down for months while I wans't even online?

You just don't know when to quit. Even after countless thumb bans and now a ban you still don't relaise how ****** up your ways of "justice" is

Stay salty bro <3
User avatar #107 to #106 - talosvalcoran (02/02/2015) [-]
your yourself admitted that just because i redhumbed a few things back in 2013, you chose to redthumb revenge harass me,...and here you are trying to call yourself the whiteknight

jubbehhh started the proxy war, and dragged you into it by mentioning an account i used for 2 minutes way back in february 2014 that only you would really know about so either youre jubehhh, you told him about that account, or hes your gay shadow and followed you around to notice it....at any rate its clear you were involved with his *********

and damping told me all about how you and jubbs went around recruiting other members to harass me...he was one of the ones you tried recruiting but he refused

but then again, theres no point pointing out your ******** to you...you just keep singing sifferent versions of 'i din do nuffin wring ima good boy'
anyway little kid, this is my last comment on this account, im going off to the one you dont know about so you cant rub **** on it
#116 to #107 - walhor (02/03/2015) [-]
I guess by no reply I was right and you can't come up with a good argument (another bad excuse)

So instead you going sour and silent now eh?

User avatar #111 to #107 - walhor (02/02/2015) [-]
And www.funnyjunk.com/user/allahuakhbar just proves you haven't changed.

Playing the victim while doing more **** .

#110 to #107 - walhor (02/02/2015) [-]
No I don't. But everytime to point fingers at us you over exaggerate and when its on yourself you under exaggerate.

Just look at your previous comment

"you redthumb med 200+ comment in a week" bitch pls, do u evn math? 20x7=140 and I don't use proxy.

"boo hoo...i made a few proxies..." few? few? FEW?!

Just how stupid are you? you made +30 and you call that a few? you got direct warning from Admin himself, shouldn't that hint abit how far your proxy **** has been going?

"Just because I redthumbed a few things back in 2013" bitch pls no you dind't you were in this as much as me, stop trying to 'whiteknight' yourself.

I have no idea what you and jub were doing, all I saw was the **** you were starting and could already smell the ******** innocence you bring up. You proxy while claim he proxy to mods. the amount of arrogance to totally ignore your own causes while point fingers at others blows my mind of how stupid you are.

"and damping told me all about how you and jubbs went around recruiting other members to harass me..." what? LOLOLOL, are you actually using the victim card now? a lil SJW aren't we?

First of. No I dind't if jub did it then I never knew about it. and honestly, I don't care.
Secondly. Im quite sure you did that yourself when it came to thumb yourself up again

I don't know what makes you this retarded, is it the white supremacy arrogance? "hurr durr Im better than others. What I do dosen't matter, lets make proxies.... MODS help me someone red thumbs me ((("

"Omg why did admin ban ME?! I was totally the victim of all of this. I was innocent while this trololols were mean to ME"

get shrekt
User avatar #69 to #68 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
Nah, he admits he is guilty. But what he did wasn't illegal. No denying that.
User avatar #70 to #69 - talosvalcoran (01/30/2015) [-]
one of the last things admin said to me was that contacting others to thumb for you is also counted as proxy
then again lets see big red dick ever have consistency.....he only selectively enforces his own rules

as for walnut, hes downplaying what he did....
User avatar #71 to #70 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
Now that max level is 500 you were not even close anyway. Nothing of value was lost.
User avatar #72 to #71 - talosvalcoran (01/30/2015) [-]
but 300-something was most of the way there at least

just annoying to start again....at least this time around i know how easily triggered these fags on this site are and to avoid making comments that will make them cry
User avatar #73 to #72 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
Or, you could wear red thumbs with pride.

You are an only child aren't you?
User avatar #82 to #73 - talosvalcoran (01/30/2015) [-]
a spoiled rich kid and occasionally a flag waver.......

you make me feel like singing this to you

Creedence Clearwater Revival: Fortunate Son
User avatar #85 to #82 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
>Implying I ever said we should go to war.

Haha. You wouldn't know it but I am liberal. I don't argue my beliefs on here, I always play devils advocate. Just so happens that the Eurofags I argue with are so left, I have to go right. Part of my need for competition. In every debate, I always took the unpopular side.
User avatar #86 to #85 - talosvalcoran (01/30/2015) [-]
the songs about rich kids
aka like you

plus idk how many thousands of times youve jumped in waving a USA flag in the face of anyone you catch ************ usa
User avatar #91 to #86 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
All the wars an infighting in Europe caused a environment where each state tried to out do each other. This lead to great feats in warfare, science, trade, empires etc. Meanwhile China, which was once the jewel of the world fell behind due to complacency an unity.

Look how the US has declined since the Cold War. We need an enemy. Someone concrete that we can out perform. That will put us back on top. Too bad Russia is such a ****** country now.
#93 to #91 - talosvalcoran (01/30/2015) [-]
cold war didnt involve false flag invading people and murdering innocents to label them up as 'terrorists" for the cameras

kinda making me think orwell's '1984' is moving closer to reality....usa in eternal war and whole generations grow old and die never hearing about an end...only updates whole the eternal war is going
User avatar #95 to #93 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
IKEA is a larger part of Sweden's GDP than the military is part of the US's.

Eternal war? I must have missed the war we were in 2000. In fact I must have missed the war we are in now.
User avatar #97 to #95 - talosvalcoran (01/30/2015) [-]
yes eternal war....usa has never gone more than a couple years between warzones....theres no such thing as lasting peace with usa

you said it yourself, usa needs war
User avatar #101 to #97 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
No, I said we need competition. I must have missed that war between Vietnam and the Gulf War. That was almost 20 years. Or the war between Korea and Vietnam. Another 20 years.
User avatar #87 to #86 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
The song is actually about senators buying their sons out of the draft. The same senators who supported the war. It is about the hypocrisy.

The US is the best country on Earth. Deal with it. If you can't cut it here it means you are **** . When people say we have high income inequality like that is a bad things I laugh in their faces. Europeans are misguided and are turning away from the thing that made Western civilization so great: Competition.
User avatar #90 to #87 - talosvalcoran (01/30/2015) [-]
best country
* brutal cops
* most warlike nation on earth
* master of global propaganda
* corrupts other countries

i could go on......but you'll just wave your flag harder and call me wrong for saying stuff you dont like
#94 to #90 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
And your lack of historical context is really embarrassing. This is the most peaceful period in human history due to the US's efforts around the world. No super power, or even great power has ever been this peaceful.

User avatar #98 to #94 - talosvalcoran (01/30/2015) [-]
whats that saying

war for peace is like ******* for virginity?
User avatar #100 to #98 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
Except it works. Small wars to prevent bigger ones.
User avatar #92 to #90 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
>Brutal cops
>Doesn't realize he is seeing less than 0.00001 percent of cops. That is how the media spins it.

>US media bashes the US all the time, like in the aforementioned case.

>Master of global propoganda. So good in fact that every developed country agrees with what we say. That must be because of a conspiracy not because what we say is the truth.

Corrupts other countries like Japan, South Korea, and Germany. If corrupts means raises the standard of living greatly then ya, we do indeed corrupt countries.
User avatar #96 to #92 - talosvalcoran (01/30/2015) [-]
so great at propaganda that hell people down here in new zealand started being suspicious of arabs as terrorists

hell there was one case i saw where a tow truck driver grabbed a car....the owner came running out of a nearby shop and offered the towie money...amd just because the owner was from persia...the towie refused the money and said "i dont negotiate with terrorists"

thanks usa

plus lets see how happy germans are....right....their up in arms about too many immigrants......real high standards of living when the number of kebabs threatens the stability of the nation
or the other european nations who played nice with the kebabs who want out of the countries USA is bombing to ****
User avatar #99 to #96 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
Are you implying Germany got their lax immigration policy from the US? The US has one of the strictest immigration policies in the world.

Look at that Arab who shot up that coffee shop in Australia. They should be wary of those sand people.

Persians and Arabs are fairly different BTW.
User avatar #74 to #73 - talosvalcoran (01/30/2015) [-]
yeah...that whole "just deal with ********* is the song of a beaten down man

youre one apathetic bastid arent ya damping
User avatar #75 to #74 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
Like I told you before, I rarely let things get to me. You learn how to deal with annoying people when you have a younger sister. Parents always side with them just like addy sides with walhor. It is quite clear you were an only child.

Seriously though look how many red thumbs I have. That means I am doing it right. If what you say isn't controversial it isn't worth saying at all.

My friends really like it when I go on rants about gypsies. One of them is really liberal, we all get a kick out of how he reacts. Disapproval is what makes things fun.
#76 to #75 - talosvalcoran (01/30/2015) [-]
then ill have a leveling account and a ********* account

btw someone wrote a book about you
User avatar #109 to #76 - damping (02/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #77 to #76 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
Jewish stereotypes are being rich and powerful. Could do a lot worse. I'll have you know three of my very good friends will be working as investment bankers on Wallstreet. Nice $50000 signing bonus. Have to work 100 hour work weeks. I'll take $60000 per year for only 40 hours a week over $120000 for 100 hour work weeks any day.
User avatar #78 to #77 - talosvalcoran (01/30/2015) [-]
and here you are...a real jew whos in the low earning working class?
User avatar #80 to #78 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
Also I am Irish catholic.
#79 to #78 - damping has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #81 to #79 - talosvalcoran (01/30/2015) [-]
kinda speaks why nothing phases you...you were born into wealth so nothing holds any real value to you....youre dead inside from never having to really worry about anything
User avatar #83 to #81 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
I never had to worry about money, but I have worried about other things. You don't understand the pressure to succeed and top your parents. If you have every advantage in the world, but are just average, you become a failure.

But boy, do I love competition. The true American way. It's not enough to do well, you have to beat someone else.
User avatar #108 to #83 - talosvalcoran (02/02/2015) [-]
what can i say
Minecraft > > > > > > FJ

hell ANY gaming > fj
User avatar #103 to #83 - walhor (01/31/2015) [-]
I think Konrad is pretty upset still about the ban. All my old comments gets anon thumb downs =P
User avatar #104 to #103 - damping (01/31/2015) [-]
Maybe. I don't think he has been on very much lately though. I may have pissed him off by not siding with him and just telling him to ignore you.

Also. Lok'tar Ogar.
User avatar #89 to #83 - talosvalcoran (01/30/2015) [-]
yep and look at how many presidents have had to worry about work, income, what to do if they lose their job, etc

**** presidents who end their terms get 400K a year just to exist, they dont have to work every again and get a top level pay rate

how many secretaries who lose their jobs get anything for free?
User avatar #84 to #83 - talosvalcoran (01/30/2015) [-]
emotional stress from seeking parents approval doesnt square up near having to worry about work, moey and food like others do sometimes

.....*quietly points at the cah roll i made that said you have daddy issues*
User avatar #88 to #84 - damping (01/30/2015) [-]
Thats like saying a secretary has more **** to deal with than the president. With great power yada yada.
User avatar #65 to #64 - walhor (01/29/2015) [-]
Exactly, yet he still likes to play the victim in all of this. Id atleast admit Im just as bad as him lol.

But is his account really perma banned?
User avatar #66 to #65 - damping (01/29/2015) [-]
He might be able to get it back. But as of right now yeah.
User avatar #67 to #66 - walhor (01/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #51 - walhor (02/01/2014) [-]
**walhor rolls 44**
#8 - brotein (06/29/2012) [-]
Nice profile pic! FOR THE HORDE!
#9 to #9 - walhor (06/29/2012) [-]
Ty bro. But its more the ability logo "rampage" :P

im sadly alliance now :<
User avatar #10 to #10 - brotein (06/29/2012) [-]
Its all good. Im bi-facional.
User avatar #1 - kietzu (06/22/2012) [-]
Så ikke at pizza billedet på front page var fra din account. Nice one.
User avatar #2 to #2 - walhor (06/22/2012) [-]
Ty. desværre for mig måtte jeg bruge meget tid på at forklare folk jeg ikke vidste hvem ejet billedet :P
User avatar #3 to #3 - kietzu (06/22/2012) [-]
Heh. Jeg postede en klage over LoK, som kom i top 20... Stor fejltagelse. xD
User avatar #4 to #4 - walhor (06/22/2012) [-]
tror jeg gerne på! :P

FJ's er mest bygget af børn som ikke kan tage imod kritik på nogen måde >.<
User avatar #5 to #5 - kietzu (06/22/2012) [-]
Jeg havde en samtale med en random dude om hvordan hele internettet er "døende" på grund af newfags. Det er dog rart når man møder newfags(som migselv) der ikke er komplet retarderede.
Been a while since I've written in Danish. ****** hard.
#6 to #6 - walhor (06/22/2012) [-]
True that, jeg er selv som med tiden blevet dårligere til at ha danske samtalerer frem for engelske :P

Men ja det fleste af den nye generation er godt nok butthurt.. Jeg kalder dem for Xbox-kids xD
#7 to #7 - kietzu (06/22/2012) [-]
Jeg har ikke engang tænkt mig at snakke om vores generation og Xbox-børn.
Jeg kunne snakke i timevis om den slags.

Har desværre ikke mere tid lige nu. Lad os fortsætte en anden gang.
 Friends (0)