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#725 - suck deck 23 hours ago on Name color strawpoll in... 0
#217 - **walalalabangbang used "*roll picture*"** **walalalabangba… 02/27/2015 on Random sex roll 0
#21 - i want it for the night vision only ***** fire 02/19/2015 on Fuuuuuuutuuuuuuure +1
#62 - Try this one fags  [+] (21 new replies) 02/03/2015 on FJ: Good vs. Evil (Morality... +27
User avatar #428 - cya (02/04/2015) [-]
i hate feeling like people want to kill me
User avatar #339 - thatonesmartdude (02/03/2015) [-]
Easy: excitement. I haven't been excited in years and I don't miss it in the least.
User avatar #317 - perform (02/03/2015) [-]
I picked excitement because it usually leads to disappointment anyways. I would be excited for a birthday party, only for 2 people to show up. Excitement creates expectations out of others, which creates disappointment.
User avatar #298 - Lintutu (02/03/2015) [-]
>get rid of wanted, still feel love, therefore recreating the feeling of being wanted
#374 - anonexplains (02/03/2015) [-]
That's not how it works
You would feel unwanted no matter how much someone loved you, because you couldn't feel wanted.
#293 - battletechmech (02/03/2015) [-]
all of the emotions are more or less the same that you had us choose
User avatar #278 - ihaveapencil (02/03/2015) [-]
jokes on you, I don't feel those emotions anyway.
User avatar #195 - falloutfanatic (02/03/2015) [-]
Since no one wants me anyway, ill get rid on wanted. This way ill be happier
#143 - drickz (02/03/2015) [-]
Excitement. I don't feel excited a whole lot anyway.
User avatar #127 - amata (02/03/2015) [-]
If I felt like getting rid of Wanted I'd just pull out my cell phone and call 267-555-0100
#134 - toastycrumpet (02/03/2015) [-]
GTA IV, WOO!!! Loved that game so much.
User avatar #126 - sameuke (02/03/2015) [-]
excitement. never really had the one anyways can't hurt to lose it
User avatar #123 - starwarswasbetter (02/03/2015) [-]
I'm not wanted by people
I'm needed by them
User avatar #122 - newstart (02/03/2015) [-]
Pick love. Whole life is about finding love, If you dont use your whole life on finding love you can spend your entire life on becoming proffesional at something which will make you feel all of the 3 other feelings at once
User avatar #112 - kurtlanglie (02/03/2015) [-]
Jokes on you, I can't lose what I never feel anyway! Haha...
#93 - anonexplains (02/03/2015) [-]
Who the fuck picked happiness? That's the entire point of living. There is literally no point in life if your not happy.
Love... makes you happy.
User avatar #256 - GeneralLeeInsane (02/03/2015) [-]
So does being excited.
Not being happy is a blanket solution to love and excitement.
User avatar #268 - blueflags (02/03/2015) [-]
That's not true. Not being excited is the same thing as not being happy for things to come You'd still be happy for the present and past. And I think I speak for nearly every human that's ever lived when I say you can love without being happy (secret crush, etc.)

People who chose to lose happiness were probably thinking along the lines of the typical sources of happiness would still be present, which means as long as they aren't going through depressing events, their lives would still be fairly good.

I chose excitement because when I get old, I'll look back through my life and be happy, while already not really be excited for tomorrow. I imagine that if I could feel that way now, I could possibly live in the moment, which, according to a lot of philosophies and religions, is the best way to live
User avatar #63 - superbrowntoastxxx (02/03/2015) [-]
that was depressing
User avatar #421 - majormayor (02/04/2015) [-]
You weren't kidding.
User avatar #433 - superbrowntoastxxx (02/04/2015) [-]
your profile pic makes it way funnier
#61 - You guys are some sick mother ******* what the … 02/03/2015 on FJ: Good vs. Evil (Morality... 0
#66 - Thats your fault, if you're sad say you're sad, if you don't, … 01/29/2015 on This is sad but so true... 0
#6 - reposts are funnier than **** oc 01/27/2015 on EE&E repost +12
#14 - I don't give a **** lol 01/27/2015 on Aroused +3
#17 - I summon thee, skyrimdovah, to announce his sword of justice.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Different swords 0
#18 - skyrimdovah (01/12/2015) [-]
I prefer using a shortsword with two hands, so I can get the most power out of each swing, and I can quickly switch to one hand to use magic.

It's a good sword for any aspiring battlemage
User avatar #76 - karvarausku (01/12/2015) [-]
Also have you accepted Cicero as your lord and savior?
#75 - karvarausku (01/12/2015) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** I prefer either 2 daggers or dagger and shortsword.
#90 - Honestly never knew who you were, why should I care? Big deal,…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on The Chronicles of Blobboy +3
User avatar #99 - blobboyexiled (01/10/2015) [-]
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