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Date Signed Up:8/20/2011
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Hey everyone, Waffies page! Once a top commenter of FJ, now just kinda dicking around. I'm a friend to all, happy to talk to anyone about their issues or thoughts, fears and concerns, everything and anything and i'll be here for ya if you need me! Just toss me an invite!

I recently enlisted in the United States Air Force, so if you have any questions about the enlistment process, MEPS, BMT, Tech School, or the military in general! I'm also totally willing to tell ya what i can!

Take care FJ

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#21 - "We need to get a crane and take off the leading edge of …  [+] (13 replies) 09/22/2016 on My Dilemma +7
#70 - supersixfourr (09/23/2016) [-]
I feel you brother. I took this photo when we had to remove a sheet of metal off a C17 with about half of it's screws severely fucked up. we SOMEHOW were able to get them all off
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#71 - waffies (09/23/2016) [-]
J-bars man, they're a saving grace for a crew chief
#37 - hitlerwasreich (09/22/2016) [-]
Try replacing fucking anything ever on the 16. Shits so small they just shoved crap where they could find room
#38 - anon (09/22/2016) [-]
Avionics?
#52 - hitlerwasreich (09/22/2016) [-]
crew chief
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#62 - waffies (09/22/2016) [-]
130's. Tiny pain in the butt aside, you like 16's? Not /too/ hard to work with?
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#27 - thechosentroll (09/22/2016) [-]
I was only an engineering student for a year, but from what I noticed with my professors and assistants, they had a very "It's not my job" approach to everything. These were people with years of experience designing shit and every time someone asked "But what if it breaks" the answer was "Not my problem, my job was to figure out how to make it. Not figure out how to fix it.".
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#64 - waffies (09/22/2016) [-]
There are things that need to be reinstalled constantly that no human hand can hold the nuts in position for. You need to macguyver a way to prop nuts and washers on wrenches above a place where if you drop anything you have to tear the plane apart to find it again (beware the underfloor compartments)
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#67 - thechosentroll (09/22/2016) [-]
Yeah, that seems to be a common design philosophy for a lot of things. Or at least with my car. Even the fucking radio is designed to be painful. Someone over at Volkswagen went "AH, BRILLIANT! Mein plan is complete. First, I will use 5 different kinds of screws, naturally none of them fitting any standard screwdriver, then I'll make it so the whole thing hinges on a single screw, which is a different size, so if you lose it, you can't just replace it with one of the others. Then, I'll make it hard to reach and impossible to hold, so every time you try to screw it in, it pops out and falls. AND THEN I WILL PUT A TINY HOLE DIRECTLY UNDER IT! So when it inevitably pops out, it falls all the way in the back and you have to pull the whole thing out to get it. And you have to get it, because no other screw on ze planet fits. Mein gott, I love torturing people."

You ever spend 3 days trying to change a radio? I did. Had to look up fucking schematics just to figure out what's where and make my own special tools to pull the fucking thing out. That shit was held in place by so many screws and so much metal. if I tried to just yank it out, I'd probably rip out the dashboard before it budged. WHY?! It's a fucking RADIO! Why is this fucking necessary?

On the flip side, I found out why the car dealership didn't just rip out the radio to sell to the side, like they normally do - THEY COULDN'T FUCKING GET IT OUT!
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#22 - Einsty (09/22/2016) [-]
The reason is probably vibrations, but I wouldn't really know.
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#63 - waffies (09/22/2016) [-]
There's a lot of options of sealants and hi torque screws to deal with that normally. I mean i guess that makes it a big task to begin with, but it'd be easier than removing parts that require a crane to get at things that are smaller than a breadbox
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#65 - Einsty (09/22/2016) [-]
But you don't understand, it needs to operate in hard mode for extra xp multipliers!
I am enrolling in a mechengineering course next week, I hope I'll do better and help the world become an easier to maintain place.
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#66 - waffies (09/22/2016) [-]
We'd love ya forever. Good luck out there!
#8 - Just googled, didn't remember that it was actually a video gam…  [+] (19 replies) 09/21/2016 on 12 years.. +4
#32 - silentpaper (09/21/2016) [-]
they did however make a short film based on jack jack
#9 - electrictroll (09/21/2016) [-]
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#13 - burlytangerine (09/21/2016) [-]
i played that game :p
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#22 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
Holy shit me too, I fucking played shit out of that game, I finished it 27 times
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#40 - avatice (09/21/2016) [-]
It was really fucking good. Especially to young me
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#42 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
I remeber getting so good at the game I think I maxed out all their stats like halfway through it
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#43 - avatice (09/21/2016) [-]
Yeah. Really takes me back.
Frozone was more fun
It is going to flip the world, UPSIDE DOWN
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#44 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
I loved how they got their original voice actors from the movie, and I fucking loved the banter between Mr. Incredible and Frozone. Also freezing enemies then throwing them with Mr. Incredible was OP
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#45 - avatice (09/21/2016) [-]
I likes flying get around as frozone the most. And I should mention that I had a little brother to play it with so that made the whole thing way better.
#46 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
In all my 27 playthroughs I never had anyone to play with, I mean I have brothers but they were schooling in the uk
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#47 - avatice (09/21/2016) [-]
That's rough bro. If you have kids have two. It's kinda hard to describe, but every game I ever played he was there too. My lieutenant in all things, someone I could always trust to have my back. We've probably seen every Simpsons episode together, and and sometimes if we get a certain stimulus and remember something you automatically know that he remembered it too, because you shared so many things that, in some aspects, you are almost the same person. But I guess that's just my experience. Everyone is different. I'm not an emotional person but fuck I'm gonna tear up.
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#48 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
Me and brothers did have our moments, it's because of them that I'm a gamer now, my best memories are of when we played Mario party 7 on GameCube, I really really really loved that game because every single time we played we were having an absolute blast, on and they also had super Mario sunshine which we beat together which is why it's my favourite we mario game.
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#51 - avatice (09/21/2016) [-]
It's just memories now. I haven't bought a new console in half a decade, but I'll remember. I okay on pc now and it's a lot better than consoles today, and probably better than consoles were back then, but a rose tinted lense is something else. Doesn't mean games and fun is worse today than yesteryear, there's just a time for all things.
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#52 - dohickey (09/22/2016) [-]
Well said, though I'm still a console fag since I can't afford a PC, I've played pc games on other people's systems and some that I can run on my laptop, I'm still a Nintendo fanboy to this day because I have the most fun on their games
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#53 - avatice (09/22/2016) [-]
Eh it's not too expensive these days. I can't say I'm really a fanboy for much except halo, but that ended with halo 3. I had a Wii though. It was pretty fun. And DS's are imo the best portable system.
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#49 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
3D*
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#25 - burlytangerine (09/21/2016) [-]
i mean idk how many times i beat it but i did beat it a few times
#18 - anon (09/21/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**That DS game was shite compared to the Console one. (speaking from experience)
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#19 - burlytangerine (09/21/2016) [-]
didnt even know there was a ds 1 i nly played the console 1
#6 - It's not out! They did a mini movie at one point, something ab…  [+] (21 replies) 09/21/2016 on 12 years.. +9
#7 - electrictroll (09/21/2016) [-]
Wait they made that into a mini movie? Is it good?
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#8 - waffies (09/21/2016) [-]
Just googled, didn't remember that it was actually a video game that took off right at the end of the movie. Sorry to disappoint.
#32 - silentpaper (09/21/2016) [-]
they did however make a short film based on jack jack
#9 - electrictroll (09/21/2016) [-]
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#13 - burlytangerine (09/21/2016) [-]
i played that game :p
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#22 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
Holy shit me too, I fucking played shit out of that game, I finished it 27 times
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#40 - avatice (09/21/2016) [-]
It was really fucking good. Especially to young me
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#42 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
I remeber getting so good at the game I think I maxed out all their stats like halfway through it
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#43 - avatice (09/21/2016) [-]
Yeah. Really takes me back.
Frozone was more fun
It is going to flip the world, UPSIDE DOWN
User avatar
#44 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
I loved how they got their original voice actors from the movie, and I fucking loved the banter between Mr. Incredible and Frozone. Also freezing enemies then throwing them with Mr. Incredible was OP
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#45 - avatice (09/21/2016) [-]
I likes flying get around as frozone the most. And I should mention that I had a little brother to play it with so that made the whole thing way better.
#46 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
In all my 27 playthroughs I never had anyone to play with, I mean I have brothers but they were schooling in the uk
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#47 - avatice (09/21/2016) [-]
That's rough bro. If you have kids have two. It's kinda hard to describe, but every game I ever played he was there too. My lieutenant in all things, someone I could always trust to have my back. We've probably seen every Simpsons episode together, and and sometimes if we get a certain stimulus and remember something you automatically know that he remembered it too, because you shared so many things that, in some aspects, you are almost the same person. But I guess that's just my experience. Everyone is different. I'm not an emotional person but fuck I'm gonna tear up.
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#48 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
Me and brothers did have our moments, it's because of them that I'm a gamer now, my best memories are of when we played Mario party 7 on GameCube, I really really really loved that game because every single time we played we were having an absolute blast, on and they also had super Mario sunshine which we beat together which is why it's my favourite we mario game.
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#51 - avatice (09/21/2016) [-]
It's just memories now. I haven't bought a new console in half a decade, but I'll remember. I okay on pc now and it's a lot better than consoles today, and probably better than consoles were back then, but a rose tinted lense is something else. Doesn't mean games and fun is worse today than yesteryear, there's just a time for all things.
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#52 - dohickey (09/22/2016) [-]
Well said, though I'm still a console fag since I can't afford a PC, I've played pc games on other people's systems and some that I can run on my laptop, I'm still a Nintendo fanboy to this day because I have the most fun on their games
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#53 - avatice (09/22/2016) [-]
Eh it's not too expensive these days. I can't say I'm really a fanboy for much except halo, but that ended with halo 3. I had a Wii though. It was pretty fun. And DS's are imo the best portable system.
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#49 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
3D*
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#25 - burlytangerine (09/21/2016) [-]
i mean idk how many times i beat it but i did beat it a few times
#18 - anon (09/21/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**That DS game was shite compared to the Console one. (speaking from experience)
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#19 - burlytangerine (09/21/2016) [-]
didnt even know there was a ds 1 i nly played the console 1
#4 - The Incredibles? The ginger kid and volcano are the first part…  [+] (23 replies) 09/21/2016 on 12 years.. +9
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#5 - fatminion (09/21/2016) [-]
then what's the second one? I'm pretty sure I've seen it.
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#6 - waffies (09/21/2016) [-]
It's not out! They did a mini movie at one point, something about the Underminer, some moleman who shows up at the end of the first movie. But thats what the post is about, no sequel yet
#7 - electrictroll (09/21/2016) [-]
Wait they made that into a mini movie? Is it good?
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#8 - waffies (09/21/2016) [-]
Just googled, didn't remember that it was actually a video game that took off right at the end of the movie. Sorry to disappoint.
#32 - silentpaper (09/21/2016) [-]
they did however make a short film based on jack jack
#9 - electrictroll (09/21/2016) [-]
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#13 - burlytangerine (09/21/2016) [-]
i played that game :p
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#22 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
Holy shit me too, I fucking played shit out of that game, I finished it 27 times
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#40 - avatice (09/21/2016) [-]
It was really fucking good. Especially to young me
User avatar
#42 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
I remeber getting so good at the game I think I maxed out all their stats like halfway through it
User avatar
#43 - avatice (09/21/2016) [-]
Yeah. Really takes me back.
Frozone was more fun
It is going to flip the world, UPSIDE DOWN
User avatar
#44 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
I loved how they got their original voice actors from the movie, and I fucking loved the banter between Mr. Incredible and Frozone. Also freezing enemies then throwing them with Mr. Incredible was OP
User avatar
#45 - avatice (09/21/2016) [-]
I likes flying get around as frozone the most. And I should mention that I had a little brother to play it with so that made the whole thing way better.
#46 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
In all my 27 playthroughs I never had anyone to play with, I mean I have brothers but they were schooling in the uk
User avatar
#47 - avatice (09/21/2016) [-]
That's rough bro. If you have kids have two. It's kinda hard to describe, but every game I ever played he was there too. My lieutenant in all things, someone I could always trust to have my back. We've probably seen every Simpsons episode together, and and sometimes if we get a certain stimulus and remember something you automatically know that he remembered it too, because you shared so many things that, in some aspects, you are almost the same person. But I guess that's just my experience. Everyone is different. I'm not an emotional person but fuck I'm gonna tear up.
User avatar
#48 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
Me and brothers did have our moments, it's because of them that I'm a gamer now, my best memories are of when we played Mario party 7 on GameCube, I really really really loved that game because every single time we played we were having an absolute blast, on and they also had super Mario sunshine which we beat together which is why it's my favourite we mario game.
User avatar
#51 - avatice (09/21/2016) [-]
It's just memories now. I haven't bought a new console in half a decade, but I'll remember. I okay on pc now and it's a lot better than consoles today, and probably better than consoles were back then, but a rose tinted lense is something else. Doesn't mean games and fun is worse today than yesteryear, there's just a time for all things.
User avatar
#52 - dohickey (09/22/2016) [-]
Well said, though I'm still a console fag since I can't afford a PC, I've played pc games on other people's systems and some that I can run on my laptop, I'm still a Nintendo fanboy to this day because I have the most fun on their games
User avatar
#53 - avatice (09/22/2016) [-]
Eh it's not too expensive these days. I can't say I'm really a fanboy for much except halo, but that ended with halo 3. I had a Wii though. It was pretty fun. And DS's are imo the best portable system.
User avatar
#49 - dohickey (09/21/2016) [-]
3D*
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#25 - burlytangerine (09/21/2016) [-]
i mean idk how many times i beat it but i did beat it a few times
#18 - anon (09/21/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**That DS game was shite compared to the Console one. (speaking from experience)
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#19 - burlytangerine (09/21/2016) [-]
didnt even know there was a ds 1 i nly played the console 1
#51 - Sleep tight 09/18/2016 on Crazy car vent +14
#48 - Gotta pass out now. Thanks for sharing broseidon, i didn't hav…  [+] (6 replies) 09/18/2016 on Crazy car vent +15
#50 - insanefreak (09/18/2016) [-]
You have a good night man, thanks for the gifs and the entertainment!
#63 - sedativechunk (09/18/2016) [-]
Don't forget to play with your balls before you go to sleep.
#67 - anlbomber (09/18/2016) [-]
#169 - aaauuuggghhh (09/18/2016) [-]
#178 - anlbomber (09/19/2016) [-]
Tau'ri scum, soon you will be annihilated in the name of Ba'al
#51 - waffies (09/18/2016) [-]
Sleep tight
#45 - Love seeing someone with so many SG gifs  [+] (8 replies) 09/18/2016 on Crazy car vent +18
#46 - insanefreak (09/18/2016) [-]
There aren't enough Stargate lovers and gifs on this website.
MFW
#48 - waffies (09/18/2016) [-]
Gotta pass out now. Thanks for sharing broseidon, i didn't have the one you just posted!
#50 - insanefreak (09/18/2016) [-]
You have a good night man, thanks for the gifs and the entertainment!
#63 - sedativechunk (09/18/2016) [-]
Don't forget to play with your balls before you go to sleep.
#67 - anlbomber (09/18/2016) [-]
#169 - aaauuuggghhh (09/18/2016) [-]
#178 - anlbomber (09/19/2016) [-]
Tau'ri scum, soon you will be annihilated in the name of Ba'al
#51 - waffies (09/18/2016) [-]
Sleep tight
#43 - This is for you! Take care friend  [+] (10 replies) 09/18/2016 on Crazy car vent +24
#44 - insanefreak (09/18/2016) [-]
Thank you!
Have this small gift in return.
#45 - waffies (09/18/2016) [-]
Love seeing someone with so many SG gifs
#46 - insanefreak (09/18/2016) [-]
There aren't enough Stargate lovers and gifs on this website.
MFW
#48 - waffies (09/18/2016) [-]
Gotta pass out now. Thanks for sharing broseidon, i didn't have the one you just posted!
#50 - insanefreak (09/18/2016) [-]
You have a good night man, thanks for the gifs and the entertainment!
#63 - sedativechunk (09/18/2016) [-]
Don't forget to play with your balls before you go to sleep.
#67 - anlbomber (09/18/2016) [-]
#169 - aaauuuggghhh (09/18/2016) [-]
#178 - anlbomber (09/19/2016) [-]
Tau'ri scum, soon you will be annihilated in the name of Ba'al
#51 - waffies (09/18/2016) [-]
Sleep tight
#36 - Picture  [+] (15 replies) 09/18/2016 on Crazy car vent +37
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#42 - insanefreak (09/18/2016) [-]
Couldn't find a gif of Mckay saying I'm fine, so here's Teal'C.
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#155 - davidavidson (09/18/2016) [-]
that nigger looks so fucking retarded
#175 - anon (09/19/2016) [-]
#43 - waffies (09/18/2016) [-]
This is for you! Take care friend
#44 - insanefreak (09/18/2016) [-]
Thank you!
Have this small gift in return.
#45 - waffies (09/18/2016) [-]
Love seeing someone with so many SG gifs
#46 - insanefreak (09/18/2016) [-]
There aren't enough Stargate lovers and gifs on this website.
MFW
#48 - waffies (09/18/2016) [-]
Gotta pass out now. Thanks for sharing broseidon, i didn't have the one you just posted!
#50 - insanefreak (09/18/2016) [-]
You have a good night man, thanks for the gifs and the entertainment!
#63 - sedativechunk (09/18/2016) [-]
Don't forget to play with your balls before you go to sleep.
#67 - anlbomber (09/18/2016) [-]
#169 - aaauuuggghhh (09/18/2016) [-]
#178 - anlbomber (09/19/2016) [-]
Tau'ri scum, soon you will be annihilated in the name of Ba'al
#51 - waffies (09/18/2016) [-]
Sleep tight