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Hey everyone, Waffies page! Once a top commenter of FJ, now just kinda dicking around. I'm a friend to all, happy to talk to anyone about their issues or thoughts, fears and concerns, everything and anything and i'll be here for ya if you need me! Just toss me an invite!

I recently enlisted in the United States Air Force, so if you have any questions about the enlistment process, MEPS, or things like that, also totally willing to tell ya what i can!

Take care FJ

latest user's comments

#143 - "legit"? what? Its just a time saving option isn't i… 04/22/2015 on Never Caught a Shiny +4
#142 - So only for the absolutely most minute of adjustments, or for …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on Never Caught a Shiny 0
#144 - nickytehnoob (04/22/2015) [-]
Glad that I could be helpful! You can ask me anything about competitive breeding/training/battling and I'll try my best to answer. In fact, here's a link to Nugget Bridge's guide to EV training for both XY and ORAS.

nuggetbridge.com/articles/ev-training-horde-hotspots-pokemon-omega-ruby-alpha-sapphire/
nuggetbridge.com/articles/ev-training-hotspots-x-y/

Nugget Bridge is also a great resource for aspiring players, although it only mainly handles VGC, or the official tournament format of battling. Enjoy!
#120 - But, correct me if im wrong, are you not able to still max you…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Never Caught a Shiny 0
#123 - nickytehnoob (04/22/2015) [-]
You can indeed max them with the soccer game.
You can also fine-tune your EVs point-for-point with the soccer game, but only in even numbers.
#142 - waffies (04/22/2015) [-]
So only for the absolutely most minute of adjustments, or for fast EV training, is the soccer game really inefficient. Alright, thanks. I honestly don't have the desire to learn what hordes to hunt down to train, worry about pokerus, the like, and the soccer game entertains me!

Thank you, this was probably my biggest question about EV training altogether!
#144 - nickytehnoob (04/22/2015) [-]
Glad that I could be helpful! You can ask me anything about competitive breeding/training/battling and I'll try my best to answer. In fact, here's a link to Nugget Bridge's guide to EV training for both XY and ORAS.

nuggetbridge.com/articles/ev-training-horde-hotspots-pokemon-omega-ruby-alpha-sapphire/
nuggetbridge.com/articles/ev-training-hotspots-x-y/

Nugget Bridge is also a great resource for aspiring players, although it only mainly handles VGC, or the official tournament format of battling. Enjoy!
#95 - And its easier than ever now right? The soccer minigame does it right?  [+] (18 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Never Caught a Shiny 0
User avatar #231 - pokemonstheshiz (04/22/2015) [-]
EV training and breeding are incredibly easy now. There's tons of people that will gen you a 6iv ditto, you can breed a perfect version of whatever pokemon you want in an hour, usually less.
User avatar #246 - waffies (04/22/2015) [-]
oh, IVs are parent related? huh. Hey, at lvl 100, whats the difference in 1 IV stat point? Any idea? Like a 5 IV Igglybuff that doesn't have HP, will the Blissey be missing out on a noteworthy amount of HP, or only enough to really matter at a high competitive level?
User avatar #254 - pokemonstheshiz (04/22/2015) [-]
nuggetbridge.com/breeding/breeding-perfect-pokemon-x-y/

Here's mostly all you need to know about how to breed. The tricky part is team building, so you know what to breed for.
User avatar #253 - pokemonstheshiz (04/22/2015) [-]
at level 100, 1 IV = 1 stat point. Max IVs per stat is 31, so it's a difference of 31 stat points.
So it can make the difference in any game, competitive or not.
That being said, just because a pokemon doesn't have that IV maxed doesn't mean it has 0, it can be anywhere in between. In fact, the IV checker guy will tell you if any of your IVs are 0.

Also, not every competitive pokemon will run maxed IVs, because IVs are what determines your Hidden Power type. I run 31/30/31/30/31/30 on my Mega Sceptile, so it can have Hidden Power Fire and not be walled by Ferrothorns or other steel types.
#110 - nickytehnoob (04/22/2015) [-]
You are correct about it being easier, but it's because of horde battles.

The soccer minigame is extremely inefficient for EV training because it can only train 12 points in one stat at a time, maximum.

Horde battles with Pokérus + power items allow you to train for 50 point increments, in a fraction of the time.
User avatar #239 - fishandkids (04/22/2015) [-]
Not to mention that thanks to the exp share you can now EV train several pokemon at the same time, so you can get up to 300 EV points per battle.
User avatar #131 - garymuthafuknoak (04/22/2015) [-]
just no, nobody has pokerus unless you are always trading. which you shouldn't do if you wanna remain legit
User avatar #247 - oceanfrank (04/22/2015) [-]
I have a hypno with pokerus, how do I EV train?
User avatar #148 - adu (04/22/2015) [-]
All you need is one carrier to spread it to a shitload of pokemon. Just have it in your party when you're EV training like normal, and you'll get it in just a few battles, cutting 30% off of your EV training time.
#145 - scutmin (04/22/2015) [-]
>Implying I don't wind up with Pokerus at least once a playthrough without even trying

Seriously, I couldn't avoid that plague if it was The Plague. My record is getting Pokerus from the first Mareep I encountered in Black 2, a whopping fifteen minutes into the game.
I named it Goobaa and she's the prettiest Mega Ampharos
User avatar #143 - waffies (04/22/2015) [-]
"legit"? what? Its just a time saving option isn't it? And if you know anything about Pokerus you know you can store it. I've got a dozen pokemon with it in my boxes for whenever i DO want it
#141 - nickytehnoob (04/22/2015) [-]
You can just go on reddit or do some searching around if you need Pokérus.
If you're lucky enough, you might even catch it just by playing. My Latios caught it on my first playthrough of ORAS.

Heck, now I have a whole bunch of infected Pokémon. I just give them away to people who ask.
User avatar #120 - waffies (04/22/2015) [-]
But, correct me if im wrong, are you not able to still max your EV's with the soccer game? Like decide them point-for-point?
#123 - nickytehnoob (04/22/2015) [-]
You can indeed max them with the soccer game.
You can also fine-tune your EVs point-for-point with the soccer game, but only in even numbers.
#142 - waffies (04/22/2015) [-]
So only for the absolutely most minute of adjustments, or for fast EV training, is the soccer game really inefficient. Alright, thanks. I honestly don't have the desire to learn what hordes to hunt down to train, worry about pokerus, the like, and the soccer game entertains me!

Thank you, this was probably my biggest question about EV training altogether!
#144 - nickytehnoob (04/22/2015) [-]
Glad that I could be helpful! You can ask me anything about competitive breeding/training/battling and I'll try my best to answer. In fact, here's a link to Nugget Bridge's guide to EV training for both XY and ORAS.

nuggetbridge.com/articles/ev-training-horde-hotspots-pokemon-omega-ruby-alpha-sapphire/
nuggetbridge.com/articles/ev-training-hotspots-x-y/

Nugget Bridge is also a great resource for aspiring players, although it only mainly handles VGC, or the official tournament format of battling. Enjoy!
#106 - fefe (04/22/2015) [-]
yes but only too a certain point. you can see the soccer minigame as free iron, protein and those other potions that increase thats.
User avatar #128 - meganinja (04/22/2015) [-]
No they work until the normal max
#29 - Not sure if my comment wound up helping you out at all, if you… 04/21/2015 on Relationship Advice 0
#27 - Thank you for cute contribution  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on Relationship Advice 0
#28 - brutusantony (04/21/2015) [-]
you're welcome
#26 - Anon, i dunno if you'll come back, and if you do, i'll gladly … 04/21/2015 on Relationship Advice 0
#129 - I don't know a single thing about this post or what the ss13 y…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on a genuis is among us 0
User avatar #133 - niggastolemyname (04/23/2015) [-]
Get educated: get on BYOND.com 2dae
#166 - Animation is pretty good in my opinion. Example given. Never h… 04/21/2015 on why u dumb shit 0
#165 - No, the Movies introduce you to Kusanagi and her views on bein…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on why u dumb shit 0
User avatar #167 - zenler (04/21/2015) [-]
aiight ty
#137 - Im gonna say, the Tachicomas (little robot dudes) served a pur… 04/20/2015 on why u dumb shit 0
#134 - Oh, see, it sounds like you're talking about the TV show "…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2015 on why u dumb shit 0
User avatar #136 - animedudej (04/20/2015) [-]
i'll look into it
User avatar #137 - waffies (04/20/2015) [-]
Im gonna say, the Tachicomas (little robot dudes) served a purpose by presenting a lot of insight into the concept of "AI" in the show's world, and its important towards the end. I definately prefer Stand Alone Complex more than Arise, but to each their own
#130 - Just a note: The reboot is pretty chill too. It's lively enoug…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2015 on why u dumb shit +1
#131 - animedudej (04/20/2015) [-]
is it that good? it seemed to me like that kind of pandering kind of remake but i'm probably wrong, the talking robot things (in the pic) kinda turned me off
#134 - waffies (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh, see, it sounds like you're talking about the TV show "Stand Alone Complex", thats a direct sequels to the original movies, not a reboot.

The Reboot is called "Ghost in the Shell: Arise", and is apart. Instead of Major Kusinagi being as we know, she's younger, and we get to see her putting her team together, recruiting Batou and the like.
User avatar #136 - animedudej (04/20/2015) [-]
i'll look into it
User avatar #137 - waffies (04/20/2015) [-]
Im gonna say, the Tachicomas (little robot dudes) served a purpose by presenting a lot of insight into the concept of "AI" in the show's world, and its important towards the end. I definately prefer Stand Alone Complex more than Arise, but to each their own
#61 - Fj is very picky about their animal abuse jokes. Frogs tied to… 04/20/2015 on The struggles of normies +5
#16 - Thanks man, finally living up to some dreams, and I'm excited …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on usafperson's profile 0
#17 - usafperson (04/20/2015) [-]
Glad to hear it man.

Yeah, Lockheed Martin is a private company that's contracted by the government to design and build the F-35 and other things. The F-35s are sold to the government for use.

Haha, we'll see what happens. Good luck, again. And thanks for your service.
#2 - Attempting honest answer: If you care about them, tr…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Relationship Advice +41
#19 - brutusantony (04/21/2015) [-]
#27 - waffies (04/21/2015) [-]
Thank you for cute contribution
#28 - brutusantony (04/21/2015) [-]
you're welcome
#5 - fefe (04/20/2015) [-]
She left me saying she couldn't handle what I tried to do, and can't deal with that kind of stress. When i'm depressed I'm not my self, and I blocked her and deleted her phone number. (She was ignoring me for a whole day and I didn't take it well...) after the fact I tried to readd but then she said I manipulated the whole relationship causing me to not reply and I was hurt. When we did finally talk she blocked me on facebook, and told me that exact thing. Saying that I need to find what makes me happy, and she doesn't see her self being with me anymore. When she said that I was so numb and my heart felt so heavy that all I could say was goodbye and I hung up...I wish I could go back, I wish I never tried to kill my self, I lost the only person who made me happy..all because I was being selfish...she sounded fine on the phone too..idk I'm just I wish I could go back..
User avatar #26 - waffies (04/21/2015) [-]
Anon, i dunno if you'll come back, and if you do, i'll gladly talk to you for as long as you like.

I have been in your girlfriends position before, i've felt rejected and hurt when it was just the grip of depression making my girlfriend act as she did.

Its hard, its SO hard, there's so little we can do to combat it, and I can't really blame people who can't handle the stresses of it, but all I can say without talking to you now is that it gets better. It gets so much better. All of the hurt is wrapped up in such a short time period, and each time you make yourself keep going you get a chance at reaching a truly happy period of time. Maybe it wont last forever, but its worth it.

Best of luck, or talk to you later
#14 - I enlisted just this month, basic training in August. Been a l…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2015 on usafperson's profile 0
#15 - usafperson (04/20/2015) [-]
Congratulations! Good luck to you, I'm sure you'll do great things.

Private sector as in anything in private business, not government-run, etc. And specifically mechanical engineering. So for example, if I'm lucky I might end up working at Boeing or Northrop Grumman developing the aircraft that the Air Force would put to use. Or even in non-military related industries, if I'm successful I would be driving the American economy and technology forward.
#16 - waffies (04/20/2015) [-]
Thanks man, finally living up to some dreams, and I'm excited beyond reason. Your support means a lot too!

Aaah, so Lockheed Martin developing the F-35 counts as private sector up until they start selling them to military forces? You wanna be where the real braniacs are at! Good on ya man, you have my utmost respect, and will likely have skills that I'd never dream of.

Invent some jetpacks while you're at it eh?
#17 - usafperson (04/20/2015) [-]
Glad to hear it man.

Yeah, Lockheed Martin is a private company that's contracted by the government to design and build the F-35 and other things. The F-35s are sold to the government for use.

Haha, we'll see what happens. Good luck, again. And thanks for your service.
#73 - As the others said, you're right, but in this case the guy is … 04/20/2015 on Threatening 0
#86 - And she just winds up naked for combat purposes shockingly oft…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/20/2015 on why u dumb shit +4
#129 - animedudej (04/20/2015) [-]
i have a need to re-watch ghost in the shell...

holy shit she just rips her own arm to pieces trying to destroy one of those big mechs right? THATS METAL AS FUCK YO
#130 - waffies (04/20/2015) [-]
Just a note: The reboot is pretty chill too. It's lively enough, and more of the GitS universe, so worth it in my eyes.
#131 - animedudej (04/20/2015) [-]
is it that good? it seemed to me like that kind of pandering kind of remake but i'm probably wrong, the talking robot things (in the pic) kinda turned me off
#134 - waffies (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh, see, it sounds like you're talking about the TV show "Stand Alone Complex", thats a direct sequels to the original movies, not a reboot.

The Reboot is called "Ghost in the Shell: Arise", and is apart. Instead of Major Kusinagi being as we know, she's younger, and we get to see her putting her team together, recruiting Batou and the like.
User avatar #136 - animedudej (04/20/2015) [-]
i'll look into it
User avatar #137 - waffies (04/20/2015) [-]
Im gonna say, the Tachicomas (little robot dudes) served a purpose by presenting a lot of insight into the concept of "AI" in the show's world, and its important towards the end. I definately prefer Stand Alone Complex more than Arise, but to each their own
#11 - Hiya! You answered my Oedipus question, and I saw your usernam…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/20/2015 on usafperson's profile 0
User avatar #13 - usafperson (04/20/2015) [-]
Also my grandfather was in the air force which is what originally got me interested.
#12 - usafperson (04/20/2015) [-]
I made this account a while ago while I was planning on going to the Air Force Academy. I wanted to be a pilot, and had been obsessed with military aircraft for a long time. I worked pretty hard for it, and even applied to the summer seminar there and was accepted and attended, which I'm very proud of. Unfortunately I won't ever know if I would have actually gotten in because I eventually decided that I, personally, could do more for my country in the private sector than as an air force pilot. I figure anyone skilled enough for the Air Force to let them into an F-22 will get the job done exceedingly well. So I'm currently at uni studying engineering. Still a huge fan though!
What about yourself?
#14 - waffies (04/20/2015) [-]
I enlisted just this month, basic training in August. Been a long time dream to get airborne, so Loadmaster on an aircrew is a heck of a way to kick things off!

Mind if i ask what you mean by the private sector? Like what you hope to do as a career? I'm afraid I don't really have a concept of anything that means!
#15 - usafperson (04/20/2015) [-]
Congratulations! Good luck to you, I'm sure you'll do great things.

Private sector as in anything in private business, not government-run, etc. And specifically mechanical engineering. So for example, if I'm lucky I might end up working at Boeing or Northrop Grumman developing the aircraft that the Air Force would put to use. Or even in non-military related industries, if I'm successful I would be driving the American economy and technology forward.
#16 - waffies (04/20/2015) [-]
Thanks man, finally living up to some dreams, and I'm excited beyond reason. Your support means a lot too!

Aaah, so Lockheed Martin developing the F-35 counts as private sector up until they start selling them to military forces? You wanna be where the real braniacs are at! Good on ya man, you have my utmost respect, and will likely have skills that I'd never dream of.

Invent some jetpacks while you're at it eh?
#17 - usafperson (04/20/2015) [-]
Glad to hear it man.

Yeah, Lockheed Martin is a private company that's contracted by the government to design and build the F-35 and other things. The F-35s are sold to the government for use.

Haha, we'll see what happens. Good luck, again. And thanks for your service.
#6 - Thank you! I know I probably learned that story at some point … 04/20/2015 on Oedipus +2
#13 - Are'nt they such a cute couple? 04/20/2015 on Moses +2
#25 - o bby u no u want it 04/20/2015 on why u dumb shit +10
#7 - Picture 04/20/2015 on Thanks FJ +1
#1 - Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIIIIIIIVE!!  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Mph Dog +117
User avatar #19 - scorcho (04/21/2015) [-]
gotta be a ls swap mx5. these things fucking fly.
User avatar #18 - barakakaka (04/20/2015) [-]
*muffled* "TRACK DAY BROOOOOOOoooohhhhh"
#17 - pransaculass (04/20/2015) [-]
At first I was like "I've seen people take off like that heaps of times"

Then i noticed the paddle
#15 - skubasteve (04/20/2015) [-]
MOTO SURFFFFFF

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#1703 - waffies (04/16/2015) [-]
cantfindausername can you see my last reply? I think we maxed out my status bar
cantfindausername can you see my last reply? I think we maxed out my status bar
User avatar #1704 to #1703 - cantfindausername (04/16/2015) [-]
No, sir.
[spoiler] Supernatural is on tonight, and I'm so excited. [/spoiler]
#1706 to #1704 - waffies (04/16/2015) [-]
So the machine they use for the weight test is just a pair of handles attached to changeable weights on a sliding mechanism. You kneel down, grip, stand, and lift above your head. My AF Liason told me that he let me lift it empty as a test, then with 40 pounds, then 100, which was the max. All in all pretty easy if you use your legs.    
   
I'm so unbelievably excited for my job. Air force makes you list 8 jobs that you want, plus two aptitude areas. I filled that with as many Aircrew positions that i qualified for, and a few others working on the mechanical portions of planes. I will dangle my legs out of the back of an open C-130 at cruising altitude and love every moment of it!   
   
Part o me worries about the math and such that i'll have to do in my head, but i figure they teach you how to do it properly, and wont toss you into a situation unprepared. From what i can tell, i gotta learn all of the metric -> imperial conversions by heart, as well as a lot of specifics for whatever aircraft i get stationed on.   
   
If you do take this all the way, we should try to stay in touch. Maybe one day i'll fly by your base and we can snap a pic for FJ's sake xD
So the machine they use for the weight test is just a pair of handles attached to changeable weights on a sliding mechanism. You kneel down, grip, stand, and lift above your head. My AF Liason told me that he let me lift it empty as a test, then with 40 pounds, then 100, which was the max. All in all pretty easy if you use your legs.

I'm so unbelievably excited for my job. Air force makes you list 8 jobs that you want, plus two aptitude areas. I filled that with as many Aircrew positions that i qualified for, and a few others working on the mechanical portions of planes. I will dangle my legs out of the back of an open C-130 at cruising altitude and love every moment of it!

Part o me worries about the math and such that i'll have to do in my head, but i figure they teach you how to do it properly, and wont toss you into a situation unprepared. From what i can tell, i gotta learn all of the metric -> imperial conversions by heart, as well as a lot of specifics for whatever aircraft i get stationed on.

If you do take this all the way, we should try to stay in touch. Maybe one day i'll fly by your base and we can snap a pic for FJ's sake xD
User avatar #1707 to #1706 - cantfindausername (04/16/2015) [-]
Hm... I may have to work out a bit to lift 100 lbs above my head. **** , that's over 2/3 of my weight in general. Legs have made lifting things so much easier, dude. I ******* love legs.
For my 8, I reckon I'll put down loadmaster as well. It'd be sick if we got stationed somewhere together for a bit.
Shiiiieet, conversions by heart? ******* hell. I guess if we're being taught that **** for a few months, I think I can get that.
Yeah, man! That'd be awesome!

You mentioned you were in California earlier. Sacramento or something. I'm down here in San Diego, so... summer break? Hahaha
User avatar #1710 to #1707 - cantfindausername (04/16/2015) [-]
145lbs club. Twinsies. Haha
If you can do it, then I can. At least, that's my motivation.
I was thinking about that, but I was thinking about post-military career. As fun as it would be, there won't be many options afterwards. The thing I picked is a high-stress job, but at least they get paid well outside of the military, I guess.
It's high stress because they're the ones that are supposed to keep the planes from crashing, but if I'm being taught to know conversions by heart, then I don't think it'll be a problem.
Damn, what is that, like six hours away?
User avatar #1709 to #1707 - waffies (04/16/2015) [-]
I'm only 145 myself, and I don't work out, but i guess I'm in "decent" shape? I bet you could manage it with some effort. Legs are certainly a glorious invention, dunno how i got anything done without them

Well, loadmaster is a seriously hard working position. You're not gonna get much downtime like someone on a base might. Because while you do get stationed on a base, you get stationed to an aircraft that can honestly roam anywhere in the world. 22 hour flight from Florida to Turkey, unload, then fly back with a load of troops or something. There's a lot to be done. If you want to fly but don't like the idea of the open doors and ramps, maybe look at in-flight-refueling. Working on one of the Aerial Tankers, manning a refueling boom. Doesn't do much for real-life experience, or open up many jobs outside of the military, but its apparently a good job for making rank.

Conversions don't scare me too much, I just wince from the few horror stories i've heard of loadmasters ******* up... I mean planes have legitimately crashed as a result. I know that lives are at risk just working a warehouse or factory job too, but they don't often have youtube videos of them happening ya know?

I went to the Sacramento MEPS station because that's closest to me. I'm up at Lake Tahoe, right by the nevada/cali border.
#1708 to #1707 - cantfindausername (04/16/2015) [-]
I'm such a Supernatural fan by the way, it's pathetic. The Winchesters have quite the adventure ahead of them from S2 on.
It's a biased opinion, but I recommend watching it all to you.


Also: Your picture says to follow my dreams, but my dream is to be a rock star or be in a rock band. If things go the way I want them to go, joining the Air Force could be a way for me to do that.
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - waffies (04/16/2015) [-]
Only ever watched the first season. I'll get to it someday. Give me a minute to type up my previous reply, we can keep chatting here.
User avatar #1702 - waffies (04/16/2015) [-]
I just wanted a copy of the "Order of people who made it to #1 commenter of FJ" on my profile. Sorry if it notifies anyone, apostrophes are supposed to prevent that.

Mrsquiggly' > anonymoose' > dirtylittlehippie' > silentkiler' > 'moose' > tunneyb' > fightclub' > Sunset' > ragingbrony' > shadowrated' > ragingbrony' > examplechanology' > rainbowsgoboom' > waffies' > phanact' > felixjarl' > miscarriage' > sebsebsebh' > miscarriage' > grandtheftkoala' > pappathethird' > miscarriage' > ************* > baronchecov' > alternating between ************* and miscarrage' > ************* > doujinshi' > include' > theannoyingFJguy' > shadowrated' > Sworley' > fezzo' > evilhomer'
#1687 - stealthnull (12/07/2014) [-]
You're suddenly popular....you probably forgot about people like me....we used to be chums...
You're suddenly popular....you probably forgot about people like me....we used to be chums...
#1688 to #1687 - waffies (12/07/2014) [-]
Suddenly? I earned rank 1 over two years ago at this point, and I never add someone as a friend unless I truly think they're someone worth bein' friends with! How ya been null?
Suddenly? I earned rank 1 over two years ago at this point, and I never add someone as a friend unless I truly think they're someone worth bein' friends with! How ya been null?
#1689 to #1688 - stealthnull (12/07/2014) [-]
I've been pretty okay. I never knew you hit the top of the mountain bro lol. How've you been?
#1690 to #1689 - waffies (12/07/2014) [-]
Just recovered from the most violently painful bout of food poisoning i've ever experienced, just had an awesome 3 days with my best friend in Oregon, and MORE FRUSTRATED THAN A PORNSTAR WITH BLUE BALLS about the sheer amount of time my Air Force paperwork is taking.   
   
So, ups and downs. Anything neat going on with you?
Just recovered from the most violently painful bout of food poisoning i've ever experienced, just had an awesome 3 days with my best friend in Oregon, and MORE FRUSTRATED THAN A PORNSTAR WITH BLUE BALLS about the sheer amount of time my Air Force paperwork is taking.

So, ups and downs. Anything neat going on with you?
#1691 to #1690 - stealthnull (12/07/2014) [-]
**stealthnull rolled image** Met a pretty awesome woman, there's a pretty strong mutual like for one another..thats the up, the down is she lives like an hour away. Which hey isn't that bad for a long distance relationship
**stealthnull rolled image** Met a pretty awesome woman, there's a pretty strong mutual like for one another..thats the up, the down is she lives like an hour away. Which hey isn't that bad for a long distance relationship
#1692 to #1691 - waffies (12/07/2014) [-]
****		, i don't even count that as "Long Distance"! Try cross country or  someone in another country haha, i've seen a dozen of those start and fail within the span of a week, or draaaaaag on painfully due to how much they liked each other, but unable to make it work.   
   
Hell, I envy ya broheim! How'd ya meet?
**** , i don't even count that as "Long Distance"! Try cross country or someone in another country haha, i've seen a dozen of those start and fail within the span of a week, or draaaaaag on painfully due to how much they liked each other, but unable to make it work.

Hell, I envy ya broheim! How'd ya meet?
#1693 to #1692 - stealthnull (12/07/2014) [-]
**stealthnull rolled image** Well its not really long distance, i've done longer it's just usually i consider anyone not in the same city to be long distance. Funnily enough we met on xbox and found out we didn't live far from each other, things have been going pretty great on the likability scale. Also found out we both like some of that kinky kinky lol
User avatar #1694 to #1693 - waffies (12/08/2014) [-]
Doubly good then! Man, so far sounds like the sort of thing half the people on FJ would dream of! I hope it keeps working out for ya! You both capable of driving and have income to support gas/dates?
User avatar #1695 to #1694 - stealthnull (12/08/2014) [-]
livin the dream boy! the car/gas/date situation is the only small hindrance. as i haven't been employed since September
#1696 to #1695 - waffies (12/08/2014) [-]
All in due time then! I wish you luck in your hunt.   
   
How bad is employment where you live?
All in due time then! I wish you luck in your hunt.

How bad is employment where you live?
#1697 to #1696 - stealthnull (12/08/2014) [-]
**stealthnull rolled image** Bad enough i've considered starting hookin so i could get money
#1698 to #1697 - waffies (12/08/2014) [-]
as someone with "Hooker" as a family name in the state of Nevada, i'd advise against it, i've heard a billion bad stories, but met a few actual prostitutes who are totally happy with how they make their living. I dunno how your new lady would feel about it!

I really doubt you were serious, but i've put a lot more thought into this than the average person by default
#1699 to #1698 - stealthnull (12/08/2014) [-]
**stealthnull rolled image** Only semi-serious about it....but not enough to actually go out and do anything about it. what sucks is i only need like 40$ for gas and food when i get out there since ill be staying for a few days
#1700 to #1699 - waffies (12/08/2014) [-]
Well, look for oddjobs with neighbors if no places are hiring?    
   
I gotta run now stealth, got a few winterizing chores to do before next storm hits. Drop me a comment any time and i'll almost always get back to it, yeah? take care
Well, look for oddjobs with neighbors if no places are hiring?

I gotta run now stealth, got a few winterizing chores to do before next storm hits. Drop me a comment any time and i'll almost always get back to it, yeah? take care
#1701 to #1700 - stealthnull (12/08/2014) [-]
**stealthnull rolled image** no neighbors and craigslist isn't good for odd jobs...unless you want a blow job from a guy named randy.

talk at ya later
User avatar #1670 - bionicpanda (10/28/2014) [-]
hello
#1671 to #1670 - waffies (10/28/2014) [-]
ANOTHER VISITOR!

What's up my good asian bear? Life treating you well?
#1673 to #1672 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
Just spooping in to see who admin's made a big fuss of a sticky for?
Just spooping in to see who admin's made a big fuss of a sticky for?
#1674 to #1673 - bionicpanda (10/29/2014) [-]
phanact said u were cool and he has terrible taste in everything so i came to see if u were but he was right ur pretty cool


don't let phanny go near ur bum
#1675 to #1674 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
Phanny is a good guy too, eh still likes poneis and doesn't afraid of any dick   
   
Says the fella with the orangey texy
Phanny is a good guy too, eh still likes poneis and doesn't afraid of any dick

Says the fella with the orangey texy
#1676 to #1675 - bionicpanda (10/29/2014) [-]
IT'S NOT ORANGE
#1677 to #1676 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
Dats a fruit....

***** YOU ORANGE AND FRUITY

No WONDER you wanted to know what Phanny thought of me!
<3
User avatar #1678 to #1677 - bionicpanda (10/29/2014) [-]
i take it back my text is pumpkin shade

but i'm not paralyzed so
#1679 to #1678 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, much better then. Halloween is preferable to fruitiness
Ah, much better then. Halloween is preferable to fruitiness
#1680 to #1679 - bionicpanda (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah but it's 2spooky
yeah but it's 2spooky
#1681 to #1680 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
If you're feeling 2spooky, add 2 more spooky for 4spooks!   
   
Thats how you make halloween!
If you're feeling 2spooky, add 2 more spooky for 4spooks!

Thats how you make halloween!
#1682 to #1681 - bionicpanda (10/29/2014) [-]
4spooky6me
4spooky6me
#1683 to #1682 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
6spooky8me, so i flipped him off.   
   
Lol, nice to meet ya panda. Im gonna get a walk in before it gets too dark here. Cya later
6spooky8me, so i flipped him off.

Lol, nice to meet ya panda. Im gonna get a walk in before it gets too dark here. Cya later
#1662 - waffies (10/28/2014) [-]
Addy said my name   
   
PEOPLE ON MY PAGE!    
   
PANIC
Addy said my name

PEOPLE ON MY PAGE!

PANIC

User avatar #1665 to #1662 - epicporter (10/28/2014) [-]
hey babe
#1668 to #1665 - waffies (10/28/2014) [-]
hy bby
hy bby
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - epicporter (10/28/2014) [-]
ur beautiful bby ;)
User avatar #1664 to #1662 - thatlittledoll ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
;)
#1666 to #1663 - waffies (10/28/2014) [-]
Your profile gif is immensely satisfying, ya know that?
Your profile gif is immensely satisfying, ya know that?
#1660 to #1659 - waffies (10/20/2014) [-]
I removed like, 60 people who were showing up as 6+ months inactive. You're the second one to turn out to have comments in the last few days.    
   
No harm meant. You can re-add me if you like, but im not sure i can recall where we met!
I removed like, 60 people who were showing up as 6+ months inactive. You're the second one to turn out to have comments in the last few days.

No harm meant. You can re-add me if you like, but im not sure i can recall where we met!
User avatar #1661 to #1660 - Compootor (10/21/2014) [-]
I added you again, but I can't remember either. It would have been some comment business. I think I got a high-thumb count on a comment and you commented under mine and also got a decent amount of thumbs.
#1654 - waffies (09/30/2014) [-]
FEED THE CAMEL REV
FEED THE CAMEL REV
#1655 to #1654 - waffies (09/30/2014) [-]
FEED IT
FEED IT
#1651 - stealthnull (08/24/2014) [-]
...It's been ages Waffies! how ya been brotha?
...It's been ages Waffies! how ya been brotha?
#1652 to #1651 - waffies (08/24/2014) [-]
Im alright, just trying to get everything in my life into order. Sometimes everything just happens at once ya know?

Medical paperwork, air force applications, big get together with friends, renovations to the house with dad, local Rib Cook-Off that my family wants to go to... Just doesn't feel like there's time for everything

Its worth mentioning that Guardians was an amazing movie though. Like hells yeah

And how've you been doing?
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - stealthnull (08/24/2014) [-]
Guardians of the Galaxy was amazing! i enjoyed every second of it!

hope you find some time to get your life in order bro...i know them feels of everything happening at once.
#1648 - stealthnull (07/28/2014) [-]
You're a plate of pancake batter put in a waffle iron.
You're a plate of pancake batter put in a waffle iron.
#1649 to #1648 - waffies (07/28/2014) [-]
You fool! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!!!
User avatar #1647 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
i've sunk to the level of josh lol.......... i am ashamed
#1645 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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#1646 to #1645 - waffies (06/25/2014) [-]
I'll be damned!
I'll be damned!
User avatar #1638 - thathorse ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Haven't talked to you in a whiled though I'd come say Hello.
#1639 to #1638 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Well hiya! How's life? how ya been? Last time i remember talking to you, there were some troubles at work i think? That or you had troubles with your sister, but i think that was someone else

Testing a pic i croppoed out earlier, dont mind my nonsense
#1640 to #1639 - thathorse ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Yea work, but I got a different job. The pay sucks and the work sucks but it's something you know, at least the Supervisors are Bros. Well things aren't the best  Car troubles, money problems  but I feel I might have an Idea of what I wanna do in life, I'm thinking either a Cop or Auto mechanic. So how's your life broski?  Pic looks pretty good though
Yea work, but I got a different job. The pay sucks and the work sucks but it's something you know, at least the Supervisors are Bros. Well things aren't the best Car troubles, money problems but I feel I might have an Idea of what I wanna do in life, I'm thinking either a Cop or Auto mechanic. So how's your life broski? Pic looks pretty good though
#1641 to #1640 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Good supervisors is always a good thing. Fingers crossed that things get better i guess? Direction in life is always fantastic. I myself have an appointment with local air-force recruiter on monday! I know im joining the service one way or another, just dont know if im doing Air force or Marines at the moment. I'll figure it out in time.
Discovered a billion new webcomics, been grabbing reaction images as i spot them
#1642 to #1641 - thathorse ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Thanks, for some reason I'm feeling good about things. Call it blind optimism Hey man The Air Force sounds cool, flying planes and **** but I would prefer the Marines Just my choice, but I know I wouldn't make the cut. Too out of shape and I don't wanna take a year off to work out and train. You feel me? but it seems you got a direction in your life which is pretty ******* cool I'm rooting for you buddy
User avatar #1643 to #1642 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
well see, if i do marines, i'd want to be flying marine aircraft. Planes is my goal either way. Only reason Navy isnt on the list is because i hear aircraft carriers are a bitch to get onto, pilot or not
User avatar #1644 to #1643 - thathorse ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. Well then go with what has the highest chance of getting you on a bird. As for me if I joined I'd either be a mechanic Learning Aviation mechanics and Diesel Mechanics would guarantee me a job anywhere or I wouldn't mind being Front line blowing **** up and shooting *********** I'm joking I'd rather be a scout sniper
User avatar #1635 - mrbuu (06/18/2014) [-]
sunset once comment on my profile. not trying to brag or nothing.
User avatar #1636 to #1635 - waffies (06/18/2014) [-]
Sunset was my "FJ role model". He was in his prime when i was climbing commenting ranks. I miss him and Raging and Shadow... great bunch of guys
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - mrbuu (06/18/2014) [-]
238 is pretty nice for me granted i one day might want to be known or be fj famous since i been here for eva.
#1632 - waffies (05/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1617 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
you were interviewed for being a top commenter?
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Apparently. Also, evidently at least two anonymous users have been on my profile lately. Thats a neat function
User avatar #1619 to #1618 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
i feel like it invades the privacy of people trying to lurk the profiles of others XD
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Hah, well, nothing wrong with some public lurking
User avatar #1621 to #1620 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
indeed. so how you been bro?
User avatar #1622 to #1621 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Im alright. Getting a bit more direction in life, though its slow going. Enjoying certain bits of laziness, moderating a minecraft server, so on
User avatar #1623 to #1622 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
nice. i just switched security companies. now instead of wearing a shirt and carrying a flashlight, i wear a shirt and a vest, carry a flashlight, a gun, handcuffs and a baton, AND i get to arrest ************* . life is good
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Well **** , who're you working for? And if you arrest someone, do you like, then hand them over to police orsomething? I dont know how security companies work
User avatar #1626 to #1624 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
and i work for a company called Blue Steel
User avatar #1625 to #1624 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
i put them in cuffs, usually after a world class wrestling match, then call the police to come pick them up
User avatar #1627 to #1625 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Thats honestly pretty awesome. What do you guard?
User avatar #1628 to #1627 - brothergrimm (05/28/2014) [-]
usually ****** apartment complexes. occasionally a warehouse or the rare music event
User avatar #1629 to #1628 - waffies (05/28/2014) [-]
I dont suppose its the kind of music event where all the college girls are lifting their shirts for the band members. There's always upsides there!
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - brothergrimm (05/29/2014) [-]
no the last one i did was some weird little mexican concern inside an emptied out swap mart. i totally fell in love with the chick who was giving the orders though *drool*
User avatar #1631 to #1630 - waffies (05/29/2014) [-]
Ooh, get her number or anything?
User avatar #1634 to #1631 - brothergrimm (05/31/2014) [-]
broke my little black heart
User avatar #1633 to #1631 - brothergrimm (05/31/2014) [-]
nope. she stated that she was 9 years older than me in the way that says "you have absolutely no chance with this"
#1615 - theannoyingFJguy (04/15/2014) [-]
FJ &quot;TOP COMMENTERS&quot; QUIZ:    
Short answering these will help with my compilation.    
   
1. Got any nicknames?    
   
2. What are you well known for on FJ?    
   
3. Did you hit #1? When?    
   
4. Did you get Level 400? When?    
   
5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?    
   
6. Info about your mascot?    
   
7. Anything else interesting about you?    
   
If you answer these, thank you.
FJ "TOP COMMENTERS" QUIZ:
Short answering these will help with my compilation.

1. Got any nicknames?

2. What are you well known for on FJ?

3. Did you hit #1? When?

4. Did you get Level 400? When?

5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?

6. Info about your mascot?

7. Anything else interesting about you?

If you answer these, thank you.
User avatar #1616 to #1615 - waffies (04/15/2014) [-]
1. No nicknames on the site, Hook or Hooker IRL

2. I used to be a commenter, no photoshopping or such, just some well placed quips or puns. Spiderman threads galore for a while (I dare someone to try to out-spiderman me)

3. I hit #1 on November 21st, 2012, only a few hours before Phan.act did for the first time, and never reclaimed #1 after that.

4. I reached level 400 shortly after my #1 i believe, cant be damned to find out specifics. It kinda resulted in my "retiring" from commenting for the most part though.

5. Just the main content. I start at the #1 content and make my way down till i hit things in the 10's of thumbs. Used to comment on brony board just because they were actually sociable about day to day stuff, but i got weirded out after a while.

6. My mascot is a Kiwi standing on a Popsicle. There is no reason for it, it is just how it is. I have a T-shirt with that same symbol on it, that i have worn every single Friday past for 6 years. All because of an obnoxious and large chested girl who wouldn't follow orders in ROTC when i was a sophomore in high school. There is a lot more detail to the story, but thats all i need to say to get FJ interested.

7. Not too much to say without giving away personal details. Umm... I'll make the argument that the world gives too many ***** and should seriously just calm the **** down. That is my biggest complaint about life and generally FJ too. Too many ***** given about girl gamers, bronies, sexuality debates.... all of it. You're all pretty damn great if you stop nitpicking.

Take care theannoyingFJguy, hope i answered properly. You can trim down the big comments if you'd like, so long as you dont make a liar of me.
#1608 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
Woah, I caught up to your comment thumbs and I'm not even god yet.
#1609 to #1608 - waffies (03/31/2014) [-]
Addy must have boosted the required number?   
Grats though! so close!
Addy must have boosted the required number?
Grats though! so close!
#1610 to #1609 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
That true and thanks, it's nice to meet a fellow fj god.
#1611 to #1610 - waffies (03/31/2014) [-]
Im under the impression we've chatted in the past. But my time on FJ is quite spread out now, it must have been quite a while. Life is good?
Im under the impression we've chatted in the past. But my time on FJ is quite spread out now, it must have been quite a while. Life is good?
User avatar #1612 to #1611 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
We have, I first met you when you accidentally mentioned me, and I thought your username was waffles.
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - waffies (03/31/2014) [-]
a common enough occurrence. Hows it feel to be #1 and closing on god? (those were two very far-flung events for me)
User avatar #1614 to #1613 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
Feels good man.
User avatar #1600 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
holy **** you're still alive O.o
#1601 to #1600 - waffies (03/17/2014) [-]
Hey man. How's life been? I remember getting tagged by you recently, but i was off with friends and never got a chance to answer.   
   
Yeah, i'm as alive as can be i guess
Hey man. How's life been? I remember getting tagged by you recently, but i was off with friends and never got a chance to answer.

Yeah, i'm as alive as can be i guess
User avatar #1603 to #1601 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
and this was the post. there's a link on it you should listen to
funnyjunk.com/user/brothergrimm/299#299
User avatar #1602 to #1601 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
i wasn't sure if you were still derping around here or what. a couple of people i really liked on here have disappeared over the years. one actually told me he was never coming back to FJ

i never thought i would be that sad over losing an internet bro
User avatar #1604 to #1602 - waffies (03/17/2014) [-]
Well, i still poke about. Not really any goal in staying, just kinda being here, watching the funny, so forth. How about you? just poking your neb in to see how we're all doing?
User avatar #1605 to #1604 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
pretty much. that friggin song kinda got to me the same way that goddamn comic did about the internet not existing in the future. got me feelin all sentimental and ****
User avatar #1606 to #1605 - waffies (03/17/2014) [-]
yeah, i know the feeling i guess. On that note, my dog kinda passed away tonight, and i think i'd best get some sleep, i've had a sad couple of hours, paired with some drink. If you swing by again tomorrow ill be on at some point. Just take care either way yeah?
User avatar #1607 to #1606 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
you too man. be safe
#1599 - waffies (02/22/2014) [-]
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