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Age: 22
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Date Signed Up:8/20/2011
Last Login:6/02/2015
Location:Nevada USA
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Hey everyone, Waffies page! Once a top commenter of FJ, now just kinda dicking around. I'm a friend to all, happy to talk to anyone about their issues or thoughts, fears and concerns, everything and anything and i'll be here for ya if you need me! Just toss me an invite!

I recently enlisted in the United States Air Force, so if you have any questions about the enlistment process, MEPS, or things like that, also totally willing to tell ya what i can!

Take care FJ

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#1236210 - Question about GTA online: Is it considered rude to p…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1236228 - feelythefeel (06/01/2015) [-]
If it was rude, it was completely fitting. The entire point of GTA Online is to level enough and get enough money to be rude to people more effectively than before.
#1236214 - desacabose (06/01/2015) [-]
"GTA online:
Is it considered rude"

Nigga do you understand the main playerbase of GTA online
User avatar #1236216 - waffies (06/01/2015) [-]
The way I see it, some people will want to actually play the heists or races fairly. I wasnt sure if i got stuck on a server with people who were actually cooperating, if my dickery was taking up an actual "slot" on the server. Shoot i don't even know how many people the servers can hold.
User avatar #1236219 - Nigga (06/01/2015) [-]
Heists you have to play as a team, try using a headset if you can, it's 4 people working in unison to complete a goal. Whatever else do what the fuck you want man, races you can smash into people and side swipe whoever, in free roam you can kill whoever you want and blow up their rides. But know they'll probably retaliate, remember it's a game and have fun man
User avatar #1236212 - derpyhoovesretard (06/01/2015) [-]
know this: everyone is an asshole on GTA: O.

griding in public races is a fast way to level up / make money. you could earn 30,000 - 50,000 RP in a good session if you can win or at least place high in races
#5 - Picture 06/01/2015 on Horror movie +35
#11 - Picture 05/31/2015 on Naive +9
#10 - I like gifs, didn't save the "well" though  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Naive +48
#11 - waffies (05/31/2015) [-]
#14 - Read that once. Its basically "Cartoon Network Universe F… 05/31/2015 on Feel Grim Inc. +4
#55 - I recommend "The Black Company" as a series for peop…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Fantasy Book Chart 0
User avatar #65 - vondarkmoor (05/31/2015) [-]
well erikson said that the black company is his favourite thing ever
#32 - Yup. That was the best way I could find of saying it non-offensively. 05/31/2015 on What does it taste like? 0
#20 - I thought they were still sitting on a self defense army! Wow 05/31/2015 on Treaty 0
#12 - Oh **** !!!! Never saw that before!!!! 05/31/2015 on Pokemon 0
#22 - Huh? The anime is called "Soul Eater NOT" and this i…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on What does it taste like? 0
User avatar #29 - Chizypuff (05/31/2015) [-]
oh lol, you can see my confusion tho right?
User avatar #32 - waffies (05/31/2015) [-]
Yup. That was the best way I could find of saying it non-offensively.
#9 - Japan doesn't even have enough weapons to panic that hard thes…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Treaty +28
#17 - swiggityswooty (05/31/2015) [-]
three minutes from midnight
#16 - thepizzadevourer (05/31/2015) [-]
Japan is now considered by some to have one of the world's ten most powerful military forces www.globalfirepower.com/country-military-strength-detail.asp?country_id=japan . In fact, as of 2013, Japan has the fith-largest defense budget in the world. The reason for this is that thanks to the Treaty of Mutual Cooperation and Security between the United States and Japan en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Mutual_Cooperation_and_Security_between_the_United_States_and_Japan the US and Japan are just about as closely allied militarily as can be. In fact, though both Japan and China claim the Senkaku Islands en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senkaku_Islands_dispute , the US has stated that any armed incursion by China into those territories would be considered the same as an invasion of the Japanese homeland, and would thus essentially kickstart WWIII. What with the rising tensions with Russia, China, the very real possibility of a nuclear and literally insane North Korea, and the unrest in the middle east, Japan has been increasing military spending even further rt.com/news/183748-japan-record-defense-budget/ .

So basically, both Japan and the US have interests in A) defending each other and B) building up military strength in the area, and as a result, the Japanese Self-Defense Force is actually quite powerful nowadays.
User avatar #20 - waffies (05/31/2015) [-]
I thought they were still sitting on a self defense army! Wow
User avatar #18 - historybuff (05/31/2015) [-]
I am historybuff and can confirm that this man is very correct
#19 - tls (05/31/2015) [-]
History major here and will third that. Good job, sir!
User avatar #11 - theepicmann (05/31/2015) [-]
A comment that wasn't deleted?!
#13 - lightningblaze has deleted their comment.
#9 - "All Pokémon who can learn TMs can learn Toxic except Un…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Pokemon Ruby & Sapphire +38
User avatar #17 - letting (05/31/2015) [-]
Now you know:

Those exceptions are the pokemon that can't shit.
#23 - idontgiveabutt (05/31/2015) [-]
Hey hey hey my level 100 wobbufett kicked ass.
#41 - neefew (05/31/2015) [-]
You're the reason wobbufett is banned from competitive tounaments.
User avatar #25 - letting (05/31/2015) [-]
I never said the inability to defecate implied they were bad in battle.
#28 - idontgiveabutt (05/31/2015) [-]
I suppose this is fair lol. I will say that getting that to level 100 was definitely one of my most painstaking tasks ever done.
#7 - All pokemon can learn Toxic, even in those games I think!  [+] (11 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Pokemon Ruby & Sapphire -3
#83 - twilightdusk (05/31/2015) [-]
In the video, you see the Seviper make an attack motion and then Mudkip lights up with the poison effect.
User avatar #8 - alpacalypse (05/31/2015) [-]
There is no game where every Pokemon can learn toxic.
#79 - anonymous (05/31/2015) [-]
League of Legends.
User avatar #65 - platinumaltaria (05/31/2015) [-]
every USEFUL pokemon.
#64 - anonymous (05/31/2015) [-]
It's all pokemon but a handful
User avatar #9 - waffies (05/31/2015) [-]
"All Pokémon who can learn TMs can learn Toxic except Unown, Wobbuffet, Wynaut, Kricketot, Burmy, Tynamo, and Spewpa."

Sorry, forgot there were exceptions, I admit to my fault.
User avatar #17 - letting (05/31/2015) [-]
Now you know:

Those exceptions are the pokemon that can't shit.
#23 - idontgiveabutt (05/31/2015) [-]
Hey hey hey my level 100 wobbufett kicked ass.
#41 - neefew (05/31/2015) [-]
You're the reason wobbufett is banned from competitive tounaments.
User avatar #25 - letting (05/31/2015) [-]
I never said the inability to defecate implied they were bad in battle.
#28 - idontgiveabutt (05/31/2015) [-]
I suppose this is fair lol. I will say that getting that to level 100 was definitely one of my most painstaking tasks ever done.
#48 - Oh **** that was the first thing to make me laugh today… 05/31/2015 on Thin Privilege +8
#5 - First thing that came to mind was a giant one of this guy. … 05/30/2015 on Blame the Patriarchy! +1
#6 - <----- This is the Marine Tube Path from Pokemon Black …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2015 on Pokemon +11
#10 - powerglove (05/31/2015) [-]
and wailord! that tunnel was my favorite thing about gen 5.
User avatar #12 - waffies (05/31/2015) [-]
Oh shit!!!! Never saw that before!!!!
#30 - Learn 05/29/2015 on Fact comp #18 +5
#6 - FROM ABOVE YOU MUST STRIKE 05/29/2015 on Player 3 has entered +7
#39 - Picture 05/29/2015 on Sweet Jeebus!? +1
#11 - .... Oh  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on Treasure +1
User avatar #25 - lollar (05/29/2015) [-]
Self realization
#49 - And then he collabs with Oprah! 05/29/2015 on lovely +5
#29 - HELPING!!!!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2015 on mace windu helps athlete +57
#34 - sarevok (05/29/2015) [-]
This is why I could never be a Jedi. q.q
#40 - anonymous (05/29/2015) [-]
That is why you'd be a sith.
User avatar #35 - sarevok (05/29/2015) [-]
Pic not related.
#458 - I'm leaving for the military in August, and I'm hyped! That ki… 05/29/2015 on What's your life like? 0
#456 - I know you've told the others that you're hanging in there now… 05/29/2015 on What's your life like? +6
#451 - Well, if you ever need someone to talk to, you're actually in … 05/29/2015 on What's your life like? 0

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#1703 - waffies ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
cantfindausername can you see my last reply? I think we maxed out my status bar
cantfindausername can you see my last reply? I think we maxed out my status bar
User avatar #1704 to #1703 - cantfindausername ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
No, sir.
[spoiler] Supernatural is on tonight, and I'm so excited. [/spoiler]
#1706 to #1704 - waffies ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
So the machine they use for the weight test is just a pair of handles attached to changeable weights on a sliding mechanism. You kneel down, grip, stand, and lift above your head. My AF Liason told me that he let me lift it empty as a test, then with 40 pounds, then 100, which was the max. All in all pretty easy if you use your legs.    
   
I'm so unbelievably excited for my job. Air force makes you list 8 jobs that you want, plus two aptitude areas. I filled that with as many Aircrew positions that i qualified for, and a few others working on the mechanical portions of planes. I will dangle my legs out of the back of an open C-130 at cruising altitude and love every moment of it!   
   
Part o me worries about the math and such that i'll have to do in my head, but i figure they teach you how to do it properly, and wont toss you into a situation unprepared. From what i can tell, i gotta learn all of the metric -&gt; imperial conversions by heart, as well as a lot of specifics for whatever aircraft i get stationed on.   
   
If you do take this all the way, we should try to stay in touch. Maybe one day i'll fly by your base and we can snap a pic for FJ's sake xD
So the machine they use for the weight test is just a pair of handles attached to changeable weights on a sliding mechanism. You kneel down, grip, stand, and lift above your head. My AF Liason told me that he let me lift it empty as a test, then with 40 pounds, then 100, which was the max. All in all pretty easy if you use your legs.

I'm so unbelievably excited for my job. Air force makes you list 8 jobs that you want, plus two aptitude areas. I filled that with as many Aircrew positions that i qualified for, and a few others working on the mechanical portions of planes. I will dangle my legs out of the back of an open C-130 at cruising altitude and love every moment of it!

Part o me worries about the math and such that i'll have to do in my head, but i figure they teach you how to do it properly, and wont toss you into a situation unprepared. From what i can tell, i gotta learn all of the metric -> imperial conversions by heart, as well as a lot of specifics for whatever aircraft i get stationed on.

If you do take this all the way, we should try to stay in touch. Maybe one day i'll fly by your base and we can snap a pic for FJ's sake xD
User avatar #1707 to #1706 - cantfindausername ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Hm... I may have to work out a bit to lift 100 lbs above my head. **** , that's over 2/3 of my weight in general. Legs have made lifting things so much easier, dude. I ******* love legs.
For my 8, I reckon I'll put down loadmaster as well. It'd be sick if we got stationed somewhere together for a bit.
Shiiiieet, conversions by heart? ******* hell. I guess if we're being taught that **** for a few months, I think I can get that.
Yeah, man! That'd be awesome!

You mentioned you were in California earlier. Sacramento or something. I'm down here in San Diego, so... summer break? Hahaha
User avatar #1710 to #1707 - cantfindausername ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
145lbs club. Twinsies. Haha
If you can do it, then I can. At least, that's my motivation.
I was thinking about that, but I was thinking about post-military career. As fun as it would be, there won't be many options afterwards. The thing I picked is a high-stress job, but at least they get paid well outside of the military, I guess.
It's high stress because they're the ones that are supposed to keep the planes from crashing, but if I'm being taught to know conversions by heart, then I don't think it'll be a problem.
Damn, what is that, like six hours away?
User avatar #1709 to #1707 - waffies ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
I'm only 145 myself, and I don't work out, but i guess I'm in "decent" shape? I bet you could manage it with some effort. Legs are certainly a glorious invention, dunno how i got anything done without them

Well, loadmaster is a seriously hard working position. You're not gonna get much downtime like someone on a base might. Because while you do get stationed on a base, you get stationed to an aircraft that can honestly roam anywhere in the world. 22 hour flight from Florida to Turkey, unload, then fly back with a load of troops or something. There's a lot to be done. If you want to fly but don't like the idea of the open doors and ramps, maybe look at in-flight-refueling. Working on one of the Aerial Tankers, manning a refueling boom. Doesn't do much for real-life experience, or open up many jobs outside of the military, but its apparently a good job for making rank.

Conversions don't scare me too much, I just wince from the few horror stories i've heard of loadmasters ******* up... I mean planes have legitimately crashed as a result. I know that lives are at risk just working a warehouse or factory job too, but they don't often have youtube videos of them happening ya know?

I went to the Sacramento MEPS station because that's closest to me. I'm up at Lake Tahoe, right by the nevada/cali border.
#1708 to #1707 - cantfindausername ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
I'm such a Supernatural fan by the way, it's pathetic. The Winchesters have quite the adventure ahead of them from S2 on.
It's a biased opinion, but I recommend watching it all to you.


Also: Your picture says to follow my dreams, but my dream is to be a rock star or be in a rock band. If things go the way I want them to go, joining the Air Force could be a way for me to do that.
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - waffies ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Only ever watched the first season. I'll get to it someday. Give me a minute to type up my previous reply, we can keep chatting here.
User avatar #1702 - waffies ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
I just wanted a copy of the "Order of people who made it to #1 commenter of FJ" on my profile. Sorry if it notifies anyone, apostrophes are supposed to prevent that.

Mrsquiggly' > anonymoose' > dirtylittlehippie' > silentkiler' > 'moose' > tunneyb' > fightclub' > Sunset' > ragingbrony' > shadowrated' > ragingbrony' > examplechanology' > rainbowsgoboom' > waffies' > phanact' > felixjarl' > miscarriage' > sebsebsebh' > miscarriage' > grandtheftkoala' > pappathethird' > miscarriage' > ************* > baronchecov' > alternating between ************* and miscarrage' > ************* > doujinshi' > include' > theannoyingFJguy' > shadowrated' > Sworley' > fezzo' > evilhomer'
#1687 - stealthnull (12/07/2014) [-]
You're suddenly popular....you probably forgot about people like me....we used to be chums...
You're suddenly popular....you probably forgot about people like me....we used to be chums...
#1688 to #1687 - waffies ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Suddenly? I earned rank 1 over two years ago at this point, and I never add someone as a friend unless I truly think they're someone worth bein' friends with! How ya been null?
Suddenly? I earned rank 1 over two years ago at this point, and I never add someone as a friend unless I truly think they're someone worth bein' friends with! How ya been null?
#1689 to #1688 - stealthnull (12/07/2014) [-]
I've been pretty okay. I never knew you hit the top of the mountain bro lol. How've you been?
#1690 to #1689 - waffies ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
Just recovered from the most violently painful bout of food poisoning i've ever experienced, just had an awesome 3 days with my best friend in Oregon, and MORE FRUSTRATED THAN A PORNSTAR WITH BLUE BALLS about the sheer amount of time my Air Force paperwork is taking.   
   
So, ups and downs. Anything neat going on with you?
Just recovered from the most violently painful bout of food poisoning i've ever experienced, just had an awesome 3 days with my best friend in Oregon, and MORE FRUSTRATED THAN A PORNSTAR WITH BLUE BALLS about the sheer amount of time my Air Force paperwork is taking.

So, ups and downs. Anything neat going on with you?
#1691 to #1690 - stealthnull (12/07/2014) [-]
**stealthnull rolled image** Met a pretty awesome woman, there's a pretty strong mutual like for one another..thats the up, the down is she lives like an hour away. Which hey isn't that bad for a long distance relationship
**stealthnull rolled image** Met a pretty awesome woman, there's a pretty strong mutual like for one another..thats the up, the down is she lives like an hour away. Which hey isn't that bad for a long distance relationship
#1692 to #1691 - waffies ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
****		, i don't even count that as &quot;Long Distance&quot;! Try cross country or  someone in another country haha, i've seen a dozen of those start and fail within the span of a week, or draaaaaag on painfully due to how much they liked each other, but unable to make it work.   
   
Hell, I envy ya broheim! How'd ya meet?
**** , i don't even count that as "Long Distance"! Try cross country or someone in another country haha, i've seen a dozen of those start and fail within the span of a week, or draaaaaag on painfully due to how much they liked each other, but unable to make it work.

Hell, I envy ya broheim! How'd ya meet?
#1693 to #1692 - stealthnull (12/07/2014) [-]
**stealthnull rolled image** Well its not really long distance, i've done longer it's just usually i consider anyone not in the same city to be long distance. Funnily enough we met on xbox and found out we didn't live far from each other, things have been going pretty great on the likability scale. Also found out we both like some of that kinky kinky lol
User avatar #1694 to #1693 - waffies ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
Doubly good then! Man, so far sounds like the sort of thing half the people on FJ would dream of! I hope it keeps working out for ya! You both capable of driving and have income to support gas/dates?
User avatar #1695 to #1694 - stealthnull (12/08/2014) [-]
livin the dream boy! the car/gas/date situation is the only small hindrance. as i haven't been employed since September
#1696 to #1695 - waffies ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
All in due time then! I wish you luck in your hunt.   
   
How bad is employment where you live?
All in due time then! I wish you luck in your hunt.

How bad is employment where you live?
#1697 to #1696 - stealthnull (12/08/2014) [-]
**stealthnull rolled image** Bad enough i've considered starting hookin so i could get money
#1698 to #1697 - waffies ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
as someone with "Hooker" as a family name in the state of Nevada, i'd advise against it, i've heard a billion bad stories, but met a few actual prostitutes who are totally happy with how they make their living. I dunno how your new lady would feel about it!

I really doubt you were serious, but i've put a lot more thought into this than the average person by default
#1699 to #1698 - stealthnull (12/08/2014) [-]
**stealthnull rolled image** Only semi-serious about it....but not enough to actually go out and do anything about it. what sucks is i only need like 40$ for gas and food when i get out there since ill be staying for a few days
#1700 to #1699 - waffies ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
Well, look for oddjobs with neighbors if no places are hiring?    
   
I gotta run now stealth, got a few winterizing chores to do before next storm hits. Drop me a comment any time and i'll almost always get back to it, yeah? take care
Well, look for oddjobs with neighbors if no places are hiring?

I gotta run now stealth, got a few winterizing chores to do before next storm hits. Drop me a comment any time and i'll almost always get back to it, yeah? take care
#1701 to #1700 - stealthnull (12/08/2014) [-]
**stealthnull rolled image** no neighbors and craigslist isn't good for odd jobs...unless you want a blow job from a guy named randy.

talk at ya later
User avatar #1670 - bionicpanda ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
hello
#1671 to #1670 - waffies ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
ANOTHER VISITOR!

What's up my good asian bear? Life treating you well?
#1672 to #1671 - bionicpanda ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah
yeah
#1673 to #1672 - waffies ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Just spooping in to see who admin's made a big fuss of a sticky for?
Just spooping in to see who admin's made a big fuss of a sticky for?
#1674 to #1673 - bionicpanda ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
phanact said u were cool and he has terrible taste in everything so i came to see if u were but he was right ur pretty cool


don't let phanny go near ur bum
#1675 to #1674 - waffies ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Phanny is a good guy too, eh still likes poneis and doesn't afraid of any dick   
   
Says the fella with the orangey texy
Phanny is a good guy too, eh still likes poneis and doesn't afraid of any dick

Says the fella with the orangey texy
#1676 to #1675 - bionicpanda ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
IT'S NOT ORANGE
#1677 to #1676 - waffies ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Dats a fruit....

***** YOU ORANGE AND FRUITY

No WONDER you wanted to know what Phanny thought of me!
<3
User avatar #1678 to #1677 - bionicpanda ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
i take it back my text is pumpkin shade

but i'm not paralyzed so
#1679 to #1678 - waffies ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, much better then. Halloween is preferable to fruitiness
Ah, much better then. Halloween is preferable to fruitiness
#1680 to #1679 - bionicpanda ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah but it's 2spooky
yeah but it's 2spooky
#1681 to #1680 - waffies ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
If you're feeling 2spooky, add 2 more spooky for 4spooks!   
   
Thats how you make halloween!
If you're feeling 2spooky, add 2 more spooky for 4spooks!

Thats how you make halloween!
#1682 to #1681 - bionicpanda ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
4spooky6me
4spooky6me
#1683 to #1682 - waffies ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
6spooky8me, so i flipped him off.   
   
Lol, nice to meet ya panda. Im gonna get a walk in before it gets too dark here. Cya later
6spooky8me, so i flipped him off.

Lol, nice to meet ya panda. Im gonna get a walk in before it gets too dark here. Cya later
#1662 - waffies ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Addy said my name   
   
PEOPLE ON MY PAGE!    
   
PANIC
Addy said my name

PEOPLE ON MY PAGE!

PANIC

User avatar #1665 to #1662 - epicporter (10/28/2014) [-]
hey babe
#1668 to #1665 - waffies ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
hy bby
hy bby
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - epicporter (10/28/2014) [-]
ur beautiful bby ;)
#1667 to #1664 - waffies ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1666 to #1663 - waffies ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Your profile gif is immensely satisfying, ya know that?
Your profile gif is immensely satisfying, ya know that?
#1660 to #1659 - waffies ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
I removed like, 60 people who were showing up as 6+ months inactive. You're the second one to turn out to have comments in the last few days.    
   
No harm meant. You can re-add me if you like, but im not sure i can recall where we met!
I removed like, 60 people who were showing up as 6+ months inactive. You're the second one to turn out to have comments in the last few days.

No harm meant. You can re-add me if you like, but im not sure i can recall where we met!
User avatar #1661 to #1660 - Compootor (10/21/2014) [-]
I added you again, but I can't remember either. It would have been some comment business. I think I got a high-thumb count on a comment and you commented under mine and also got a decent amount of thumbs.
#1654 - waffies ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
FEED THE CAMEL REV
FEED THE CAMEL REV
#1655 to #1654 - waffies ONLINE (09/30/2014) [-]
FEED IT
FEED IT
#1651 - stealthnull (08/24/2014) [-]
...It's been ages Waffies! how ya been brotha?
...It's been ages Waffies! how ya been brotha?
#1652 to #1651 - waffies ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Im alright, just trying to get everything in my life into order. Sometimes everything just happens at once ya know?

Medical paperwork, air force applications, big get together with friends, renovations to the house with dad, local Rib Cook-Off that my family wants to go to... Just doesn't feel like there's time for everything

Its worth mentioning that Guardians was an amazing movie though. Like hells yeah

And how've you been doing?
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - stealthnull (08/24/2014) [-]
Guardians of the Galaxy was amazing! i enjoyed every second of it!

hope you find some time to get your life in order bro...i know them feels of everything happening at once.
#1648 - stealthnull (07/28/2014) [-]
You're a plate of pancake batter put in a waffle iron.
You're a plate of pancake batter put in a waffle iron.
#1649 to #1648 - waffies ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
You fool! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!!!
User avatar #1647 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
i've sunk to the level of josh lol.......... i am ashamed
#1645 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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#1646 to #1645 - waffies ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I'll be damned!
I'll be damned!
User avatar #1638 - thathorse (06/22/2014) [-]
Haven't talked to you in a whiled though I'd come say Hello.
#1639 to #1638 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Well hiya! How's life? how ya been? Last time i remember talking to you, there were some troubles at work i think? That or you had troubles with your sister, but i think that was someone else

Testing a pic i croppoed out earlier, dont mind my nonsense
#1640 to #1639 - thathorse (06/22/2014) [-]
Yea work, but I got a different job. The pay sucks and the work sucks but it's something you know, at least the Supervisors are Bros. Well things aren't the best  Car troubles, money problems  but I feel I might have an Idea of what I wanna do in life, I'm thinking either a Cop or Auto mechanic. So how's your life broski?  Pic looks pretty good though
Yea work, but I got a different job. The pay sucks and the work sucks but it's something you know, at least the Supervisors are Bros. Well things aren't the best Car troubles, money problems but I feel I might have an Idea of what I wanna do in life, I'm thinking either a Cop or Auto mechanic. So how's your life broski? Pic looks pretty good though
#1641 to #1640 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
Good supervisors is always a good thing. Fingers crossed that things get better i guess? Direction in life is always fantastic. I myself have an appointment with local air-force recruiter on monday! I know im joining the service one way or another, just dont know if im doing Air force or Marines at the moment. I'll figure it out in time.
Discovered a billion new webcomics, been grabbing reaction images as i spot them
#1642 to #1641 - thathorse (06/22/2014) [-]
Thanks, for some reason I'm feeling good about things. Call it blind optimism Hey man The Air Force sounds cool, flying planes and **** but I would prefer the Marines Just my choice, but I know I wouldn't make the cut. Too out of shape and I don't wanna take a year off to work out and train. You feel me? but it seems you got a direction in your life which is pretty ******* cool I'm rooting for you buddy
User avatar #1643 to #1642 - waffies ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
well see, if i do marines, i'd want to be flying marine aircraft. Planes is my goal either way. Only reason Navy isnt on the list is because i hear aircraft carriers are a bitch to get onto, pilot or not
User avatar #1644 to #1643 - thathorse (06/22/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. Well then go with what has the highest chance of getting you on a bird. As for me if I joined I'd either be a mechanic Learning Aviation mechanics and Diesel Mechanics would guarantee me a job anywhere or I wouldn't mind being Front line blowing **** up and shooting *********** I'm joking I'd rather be a scout sniper
User avatar #1635 - mrbuu ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
sunset once comment on my profile. not trying to brag or nothing.
User avatar #1636 to #1635 - waffies ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Sunset was my "FJ role model". He was in his prime when i was climbing commenting ranks. I miss him and Raging and Shadow... great bunch of guys
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - mrbuu ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
238 is pretty nice for me granted i one day might want to be known or be fj famous since i been here for eva.
#1632 - waffies ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1617 - brothergrimm ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
you were interviewed for being a top commenter?
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - waffies ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Apparently. Also, evidently at least two anonymous users have been on my profile lately. Thats a neat function
User avatar #1619 to #1618 - brothergrimm ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
i feel like it invades the privacy of people trying to lurk the profiles of others XD
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - waffies ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Hah, well, nothing wrong with some public lurking
User avatar #1621 to #1620 - brothergrimm ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
indeed. so how you been bro?
User avatar #1622 to #1621 - waffies ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Im alright. Getting a bit more direction in life, though its slow going. Enjoying certain bits of laziness, moderating a minecraft server, so on
User avatar #1623 to #1622 - brothergrimm ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
nice. i just switched security companies. now instead of wearing a shirt and carrying a flashlight, i wear a shirt and a vest, carry a flashlight, a gun, handcuffs and a baton, AND i get to arrest ************* . life is good
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - waffies ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Well **** , who're you working for? And if you arrest someone, do you like, then hand them over to police orsomething? I dont know how security companies work
User avatar #1626 to #1624 - brothergrimm ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
and i work for a company called Blue Steel
User avatar #1625 to #1624 - brothergrimm ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
i put them in cuffs, usually after a world class wrestling match, then call the police to come pick them up
User avatar #1627 to #1625 - waffies ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
Thats honestly pretty awesome. What do you guard?
User avatar #1628 to #1627 - brothergrimm ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
usually ****** apartment complexes. occasionally a warehouse or the rare music event
User avatar #1629 to #1628 - waffies ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
I dont suppose its the kind of music event where all the college girls are lifting their shirts for the band members. There's always upsides there!
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - brothergrimm ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
no the last one i did was some weird little mexican concern inside an emptied out swap mart. i totally fell in love with the chick who was giving the orders though *drool*
User avatar #1631 to #1630 - waffies ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Ooh, get her number or anything?
User avatar #1634 to #1631 - brothergrimm ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
broke my little black heart
User avatar #1633 to #1631 - brothergrimm ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
nope. she stated that she was 9 years older than me in the way that says "you have absolutely no chance with this"
#1615 - theannoyingFJguy (04/15/2014) [-]
FJ &quot;TOP COMMENTERS&quot; QUIZ:    
Short answering these will help with my compilation.    
   
1. Got any nicknames?    
   
2. What are you well known for on FJ?    
   
3. Did you hit #1? When?    
   
4. Did you get Level 400? When?    
   
5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?    
   
6. Info about your mascot?    
   
7. Anything else interesting about you?    
   
If you answer these, thank you.
FJ "TOP COMMENTERS" QUIZ:
Short answering these will help with my compilation.

1. Got any nicknames?

2. What are you well known for on FJ?

3. Did you hit #1? When?

4. Did you get Level 400? When?

5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?

6. Info about your mascot?

7. Anything else interesting about you?

If you answer these, thank you.
User avatar #1616 to #1615 - waffies ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
1. No nicknames on the site, Hook or Hooker IRL

2. I used to be a commenter, no photoshopping or such, just some well placed quips or puns. Spiderman threads galore for a while (I dare someone to try to out-spiderman me)

3. I hit #1 on November 21st, 2012, only a few hours before Phan.act did for the first time, and never reclaimed #1 after that.

4. I reached level 400 shortly after my #1 i believe, cant be damned to find out specifics. It kinda resulted in my "retiring" from commenting for the most part though.

5. Just the main content. I start at the #1 content and make my way down till i hit things in the 10's of thumbs. Used to comment on brony board just because they were actually sociable about day to day stuff, but i got weirded out after a while.

6. My mascot is a Kiwi standing on a Popsicle. There is no reason for it, it is just how it is. I have a T-shirt with that same symbol on it, that i have worn every single Friday past for 6 years. All because of an obnoxious and large chested girl who wouldn't follow orders in ROTC when i was a sophomore in high school. There is a lot more detail to the story, but thats all i need to say to get FJ interested.

7. Not too much to say without giving away personal details. Umm... I'll make the argument that the world gives too many ***** and should seriously just calm the **** down. That is my biggest complaint about life and generally FJ too. Too many ***** given about girl gamers, bronies, sexuality debates.... all of it. You're all pretty damn great if you stop nitpicking.

Take care theannoyingFJguy, hope i answered properly. You can trim down the big comments if you'd like, so long as you dont make a liar of me.
#1608 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
Woah, I caught up to your comment thumbs and I'm not even god yet.
#1609 to #1608 - waffies ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Addy must have boosted the required number?   
Grats though! so close!
Addy must have boosted the required number?
Grats though! so close!
#1610 to #1609 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
That true and thanks, it's nice to meet a fellow fj god.
#1611 to #1610 - waffies ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Im under the impression we've chatted in the past. But my time on FJ is quite spread out now, it must have been quite a while. Life is good?
Im under the impression we've chatted in the past. But my time on FJ is quite spread out now, it must have been quite a while. Life is good?
User avatar #1612 to #1611 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
We have, I first met you when you accidentally mentioned me, and I thought your username was waffles.
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - waffies ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
a common enough occurrence. Hows it feel to be #1 and closing on god? (those were two very far-flung events for me)
User avatar #1614 to #1613 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
Feels good man.
User avatar #1600 - brothergrimm ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
holy **** you're still alive O.o
#1601 to #1600 - waffies ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Hey man. How's life been? I remember getting tagged by you recently, but i was off with friends and never got a chance to answer.   
   
Yeah, i'm as alive as can be i guess
Hey man. How's life been? I remember getting tagged by you recently, but i was off with friends and never got a chance to answer.

Yeah, i'm as alive as can be i guess
User avatar #1603 to #1601 - brothergrimm ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
and this was the post. there's a link on it you should listen to
funnyjunk.com/user/brothergrimm/299#299
User avatar #1602 to #1601 - brothergrimm ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
i wasn't sure if you were still derping around here or what. a couple of people i really liked on here have disappeared over the years. one actually told me he was never coming back to FJ

i never thought i would be that sad over losing an internet bro
User avatar #1604 to #1602 - waffies ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Well, i still poke about. Not really any goal in staying, just kinda being here, watching the funny, so forth. How about you? just poking your neb in to see how we're all doing?
User avatar #1605 to #1604 - brothergrimm ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
pretty much. that friggin song kinda got to me the same way that goddamn comic did about the internet not existing in the future. got me feelin all sentimental and ****
User avatar #1606 to #1605 - waffies ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
yeah, i know the feeling i guess. On that note, my dog kinda passed away tonight, and i think i'd best get some sleep, i've had a sad couple of hours, paired with some drink. If you swing by again tomorrow ill be on at some point. Just take care either way yeah?
User avatar #1607 to #1606 - brothergrimm ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
you too man. be safe
#1599 - waffies ONLINE (02/22/2014) [-]
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