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Hey everyone, Waffies page! Once a top commenter of FJ, now just kinda dicking around. I'm a friend to all, happy to talk to anyone about their issues or thoughts, fears and concerns, everything and anything and i'll be here for ya if you need me! Just toss me an invite!

ALSO if anyone is a fan of some Economic minecraft, check out Excelsion.net
They're a brand new economy server, and one of the owners, Revanrose6, is a good friend of mine. Give it a look!

Take care FJ

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#9 - Carter is best heroine  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Oh i'm sorry +2
#29 - LordBlackforest (11/23/2014) [-]
Have you tried black tar heroin because I did and now I can't stop
#10 - i would think the original EVE mod... not sure though  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Goodbye Fawkes +1
User avatar #67 - xelx (19 hours ago) [-]
i have it but it sends him up in the air and explodes like fireworks, and bits of ash and chunk fly everywhere
#3 - ACTUAL sauce: Dunno if "tho5" is one of th… 11/23/2014 on the dream cycle +48
#10 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Hello everyone +11
User avatar #44 - chimpaflimp (22 hours ago) [-]
Fuck off.
#33 - missinsanity (23 hours ago) [-]
Wades face XD
#81 - Collections like ours build up over many years to be honest. J… 11/23/2014 on Just wondering... +1
#137 - Picture 11/22/2014 on admit it. +21
#32 - I wouldn't say it's so much an issue of skill, than it being t… 11/21/2014 on Thor Redecorating +1
#3 - Goddamn, they're everywhere! 11/21/2014 on Save us Mr. Skeltal! +3
#2 - A kickstarter was made, 9000 dollars raised, and a short promo…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Story Idea +45
#90 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
nope, shit's gone for good, i know the author of the images and she told me that she had a lot of troubles with the project manager or some stuff like that, plus alot of tumblr feminazis complained that why was the MC a straight white female and demanded a non-gender mumbojumbo character to be the MC
(cant log in now, my username is jmmora)
#74 - meatboy (11/21/2014) [-]
I might be wrong, but wont the 9000 dollars that was raised, only be paid out, if the Kickstarter reached it goal, which in this case was 80000 dollars?

Here are some links
www.kickstarter.com/projects/2085621436/miss-officer-and-mr-truffles

officialmoamt.tumblr.com/
#30 - peinguino (11/21/2014) [-]
Brilliant
User avatar #18 - pocketstooheavy (11/21/2014) [-]
Welcome to Crowd Funding...
User avatar #12 - therealtjthemedic (11/21/2014) [-]
Maybe we'll get an extra hour in the ball pit.
User avatar #11 - Kairyuka (11/21/2014) [-]
Tumblr and crowdfunding never goes well. Remember Dashcon?
#81 - exotic (11/22/2014) [-]
no ball pit for you
#82 - Kairyuka (11/22/2014) [-]
#4 - Womens Study Major (11/21/2014) [-]
Really? I thought it had something to do with the artist drawing shota porn or something?
User avatar #6 - sladee (11/21/2014) [-]
somehow this doesnt amaze me
#7 - deadnanners (11/21/2014) [-]
how about this then
User avatar #26 - sladee (11/21/2014) [-]
even less so
#12 - Start here. He's got 4 chapters up so far. It's cute…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Thor Redecorating +7
User avatar #14 - nerdymonika (11/21/2014) [-]
Agreed, it's really entertaining and informative. I just preordered the book. Out on the 24th of December. Getting it for my wife for Christmas!
#8 - That... is a much more valid point. But to be fair, Nebezial m…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Thor Redecorating +2
#27 - Valid (11/21/2014) [-]
But what's so complex about iron man's mask, compared to a person's face??
User avatar #32 - waffies (11/21/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say it's so much an issue of skill, than it being the focus of the work. He's done much better iron man drawings before, they've been on front page of FJ plenty of times. It was just a tiny thing in this one.
#16 - cigma (11/21/2014) [-]
holyfuck! I totally forgot about it. Thanks for the reminder.
User avatar #11 - IAmManbearpig (11/21/2014) [-]
hold up, does what now?
#12 - waffies (11/21/2014) [-]
shiniez.deviantart.com/gallery/35675685/chapter-1-completed

Start here. He's got 4 chapters up so far. It's cute, it's sexy, and i've actually learned alot about the community that is "BDSM" from just reading.
User avatar #14 - nerdymonika (11/21/2014) [-]
Agreed, it's really entertaining and informative. I just preordered the book. Out on the 24th of December. Getting it for my wife for Christmas!
#9 - no, MY cabbages! 11/20/2014 on My cabbages!!! +4
#8 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2014 on My cabbages!!! +20
User avatar #12 - bothemastaofall (11/21/2014) [-]
as in lettuce eat something other than bacon grease?
User avatar #16 - malhaloc (11/21/2014) [-]
I got your 4 main food groups! Beans, bacon, whiskey and lard!
#3 - It's based on one of the older comic suit models I think  [+] (9 new replies) 11/20/2014 on Thor Redecorating +1
#6 - Womens Study Major (11/20/2014) [-]
I think he is referring to the eye slots being at different angles.
User avatar #13 - nerdymonika (11/21/2014) [-]
The photo looks distorted by thors thumb where he is holding it.
User avatar #8 - waffies (11/20/2014) [-]
That... is a much more valid point. But to be fair, Nebezial mostly draws people, so i shan't blame him for failures in technology. I mean c'mon, nobody does lesbian bondage romance like him
#27 - Valid (11/21/2014) [-]
But what's so complex about iron man's mask, compared to a person's face??
User avatar #32 - waffies (11/21/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say it's so much an issue of skill, than it being the focus of the work. He's done much better iron man drawings before, they've been on front page of FJ plenty of times. It was just a tiny thing in this one.
#16 - cigma (11/21/2014) [-]
holyfuck! I totally forgot about it. Thanks for the reminder.
User avatar #11 - IAmManbearpig (11/21/2014) [-]
hold up, does what now?
#12 - waffies (11/21/2014) [-]
shiniez.deviantart.com/gallery/35675685/chapter-1-completed

Start here. He's got 4 chapters up so far. It's cute, it's sexy, and i've actually learned alot about the community that is "BDSM" from just reading.
User avatar #14 - nerdymonika (11/21/2014) [-]
Agreed, it's really entertaining and informative. I just preordered the book. Out on the 24th of December. Getting it for my wife for Christmas!
#174 - Doesn't really bother me in any way beyond taking up space. I … 11/20/2014 on like new levels bars on top... 0
#23 - No harm no foul. At least now you know there are still fuzzy l… 11/15/2014 on That's a dog 0
#21 - tasmanian TIGERS are extinct. Devils are still found in zoos w…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on That's a dog 0
User avatar #22 - bgskamikaze (11/15/2014) [-]
fuck you're right
User avatar #23 - waffies (11/15/2014) [-]
No harm no foul. At least now you know there are still fuzzy little creatures that would gladly eat your carcass out from the inside!
#7 - Isn't that a Tasmanian Devil?  [+] (10 new replies) 11/14/2014 on That's a dog +2
User avatar #20 - bgskamikaze (11/14/2014) [-]
how the fuck could it be a devil when they're extinct
User avatar #21 - waffies (11/15/2014) [-]
tasmanian TIGERS are extinct. Devils are still found in zoos worldwide and in the wild of Tasmania
User avatar #22 - bgskamikaze (11/15/2014) [-]
fuck you're right
User avatar #23 - waffies (11/15/2014) [-]
No harm no foul. At least now you know there are still fuzzy little creatures that would gladly eat your carcass out from the inside!
#16 - Womens Study Major (11/14/2014) [-]
it's a cat yes it is a Tasmanian Devil
User avatar #13 - HighLitedHelios (11/14/2014) [-]
No, it's Becky.
#12 - angelious (11/14/2014) [-]
no its a dog.

check the title
#9 - Womens Study Major (11/14/2014) [-]
No, it's a cat.
#8 - Womens Study Major (11/14/2014) [-]
don't be silly
#11 - gunsxtreme (11/14/2014) [-]
#94 - its ******* anonymous, it doesnt matter 11/14/2014 on Radio Chatter +1
#28 - "Unknown Bio-form detected" BEEP BEEP XENOM…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Alien.. +21
#62 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
Man, that cone is moving all on it's own! Spooky!
#31 - Got any pics of your dad's work? Im really curious now, and my…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Nomelicious's profile 0
#32 - Nomelicious (11/11/2014) [-]
I dont really have any pictures with me atm but when i get hold of them i'll gladly show you what i'm allowed to show ( client confidentiality I guess). My entire family is like artist something or other, my moms an architect, my brother likes designing guns and cars and im like the runt of the family that does random doodles ( dont get me wrong I'm fantastic (super ego inflation) at little doodles that i dont exactly know where to class).
I feel your pain for Spanish too because I have to learn that too. French education is like fuck me sideways with a hot iron stick until graduation but like once you graduate decently everyones like AMG BACCALAUREATE and like everyone loves you because smarts (Im not dumb its just im so fucking lazy I cba to study im one of those weird genius's that cba with Homework or knowledge I cant give a rats ass about).

Finally downloading Skyrim (I might start crying tbh because best game).
#29 - "Dragged for lunch in Monaco" "Cafe de Pari…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2014 on Nomelicious's profile 0
#30 - Nomelicious (11/10/2014) [-]
A decent one thanks to my dad (he's an architect and an interior designer so like does some goddamn amazing fancy stuff. Like artisan decorating something I dont know).

Have you tried to write 16 essays in French? because that shit is goddamn hard. Im like behind 3 or 4 and have a good 2 more this week on top of the 3 due last week and The 3 I did already that needs to be rewritten because I suck at french essays ( THEY'RE SO COMPLICATED. The language is even more like that tree, it is a tree it is not feminine or masculin it is A TREE. NO THATS TO SIMPLE LETS GIVE GENDERS TO INANIMATE OBJECTS!). So I pretty much have like 6 essays that should've been due but are not done. End rant.
#31 - waffies (11/11/2014) [-]
Got any pics of your dad's work? Im really curious now, and my best friend is an aspiring architect herself!

Not French, but i've got a lot of Spanish class under my belt, and Spanish is the same way with the gender assignment. General nonsense, but i like the way verbs are conjugated.

I wish you luck with the essays. 16 essas in 1-2 months? thats... 2-4 a week? Not fun at all. You have my sympathies
#32 - Nomelicious (11/11/2014) [-]
I dont really have any pictures with me atm but when i get hold of them i'll gladly show you what i'm allowed to show ( client confidentiality I guess). My entire family is like artist something or other, my moms an architect, my brother likes designing guns and cars and im like the runt of the family that does random doodles ( dont get me wrong I'm fantastic (super ego inflation) at little doodles that i dont exactly know where to class).
I feel your pain for Spanish too because I have to learn that too. French education is like fuck me sideways with a hot iron stick until graduation but like once you graduate decently everyones like AMG BACCALAUREATE and like everyone loves you because smarts (Im not dumb its just im so fucking lazy I cba to study im one of those weird genius's that cba with Homework or knowledge I cant give a rats ass about).

Finally downloading Skyrim (I might start crying tbh because best game).
#12 - Gifs? what gifs? 11/09/2014 on Seriously, where? +2
#5 - Anon, in case you come back, or in case anyone else needs expl…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/09/2014 on CoD has become a parody of... +1
User avatar #9 - ScottP (11/09/2014) [-]
Alternatively you can press G to plant C4 on the casket
#20 - privilege (11/09/2014) [-]
Lol, I almost believed you.
User avatar #12 - adamska (11/09/2014) [-]
You're joking. Right?
User avatar #15 - ScottP (11/09/2014) [-]
I'm joking.
User avatar #21 - amata (11/09/2014) [-]
I wish you weren't, that would be fucking hilarious
User avatar #8 - hasinvadedyou (11/09/2014) [-]
"You’ve got the choice to NOT press the button, of course, though that means you’re just stuck wandering around the funeral, staring at mourners. If you want the game to proceed, you gotta pay your respects." -some guy in an article i found on google
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2014 on fuck you both +38
User avatar #139 - derpishb (11/10/2014) [-]
Warp Room - Crash Bandicoot 3 Music Extended
Not sure if this ruined it for me, or enhanced it
But I laughed
#11 - solidderking (11/09/2014) [-]

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User avatar #1670 - bionicpanda (10/28/2014) [-]
hello
#1671 to #1670 - waffies (10/28/2014) [-]
ANOTHER VISITOR!

What's up my good asian bear? Life treating you well?
#1673 to #1672 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
Just spooping in to see who admin's made a big fuss of a sticky for?
Just spooping in to see who admin's made a big fuss of a sticky for?
#1674 to #1673 - bionicpanda (10/29/2014) [-]
phanact said u were cool and he has terrible taste in everything so i came to see if u were but he was right ur pretty cool


don't let phanny go near ur bum
#1675 to #1674 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
Phanny is a good guy too, eh still likes poneis and doesn't afraid of any dick   
   
Says the fella with the orangey texy
Phanny is a good guy too, eh still likes poneis and doesn't afraid of any dick

Says the fella with the orangey texy
#1676 to #1675 - bionicpanda (10/29/2014) [-]
IT'S NOT ORANGE
#1677 to #1676 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
Dats a fruit....

***** YOU ORANGE AND FRUITY

No WONDER you wanted to know what Phanny thought of me!
<3
User avatar #1678 to #1677 - bionicpanda (10/29/2014) [-]
i take it back my text is pumpkin shade

but i'm not paralyzed so
#1679 to #1678 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, much better then. Halloween is preferable to fruitiness
Ah, much better then. Halloween is preferable to fruitiness
#1680 to #1679 - bionicpanda (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah but it's 2spooky
yeah but it's 2spooky
#1681 to #1680 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
If you're feeling 2spooky, add 2 more spooky for 4spooks!   
   
Thats how you make halloween!
If you're feeling 2spooky, add 2 more spooky for 4spooks!

Thats how you make halloween!
#1682 to #1681 - bionicpanda (10/29/2014) [-]
4spooky6me
4spooky6me
#1683 to #1682 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
6spooky8me, so i flipped him off.   
   
Lol, nice to meet ya panda. Im gonna get a walk in before it gets too dark here. Cya later
6spooky8me, so i flipped him off.

Lol, nice to meet ya panda. Im gonna get a walk in before it gets too dark here. Cya later
#1662 - waffies (10/28/2014) [-]
Addy said my name   
   
PEOPLE ON MY PAGE!    
   
PANIC
Addy said my name

PEOPLE ON MY PAGE!

PANIC

User avatar #1665 to #1662 - epicporter (10/28/2014) [-]
hey babe
#1668 to #1665 - waffies (10/28/2014) [-]
hy bby
hy bby
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - epicporter (10/28/2014) [-]
ur beautiful bby ;)
#1666 to #1663 - waffies (10/28/2014) [-]
Your profile gif is immensely satisfying, ya know that?
Your profile gif is immensely satisfying, ya know that?
#1660 to #1659 - waffies (10/20/2014) [-]
I removed like, 60 people who were showing up as 6+ months inactive. You're the second one to turn out to have comments in the last few days.    
   
No harm meant. You can re-add me if you like, but im not sure i can recall where we met!
I removed like, 60 people who were showing up as 6+ months inactive. You're the second one to turn out to have comments in the last few days.

No harm meant. You can re-add me if you like, but im not sure i can recall where we met!
User avatar #1661 to #1660 - Compootor (10/21/2014) [-]
I added you again, but I can't remember either. It would have been some comment business. I think I got a high-thumb count on a comment and you commented under mine and also got a decent amount of thumbs.
#1654 - waffies (09/30/2014) [-]
FEED THE CAMEL REV
FEED THE CAMEL REV
#1655 to #1654 - waffies (09/30/2014) [-]
FEED IT
FEED IT
#1651 - stealthnull (08/24/2014) [-]
...It's been ages Waffies! how ya been brotha?
...It's been ages Waffies! how ya been brotha?
#1652 to #1651 - waffies (08/24/2014) [-]
Im alright, just trying to get everything in my life into order. Sometimes everything just happens at once ya know?

Medical paperwork, air force applications, big get together with friends, renovations to the house with dad, local Rib Cook-Off that my family wants to go to... Just doesn't feel like there's time for everything

Its worth mentioning that Guardians was an amazing movie though. Like hells yeah

And how've you been doing?
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - stealthnull (08/24/2014) [-]
Guardians of the Galaxy was amazing! i enjoyed every second of it!

hope you find some time to get your life in order bro...i know them feels of everything happening at once.
#1648 - stealthnull (07/28/2014) [-]
You're a plate of pancake batter put in a waffle iron.
You're a plate of pancake batter put in a waffle iron.
#1649 to #1648 - waffies (07/28/2014) [-]
You fool! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!!!
User avatar #1647 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
i've sunk to the level of josh lol.......... i am ashamed
#1645 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1646 to #1645 - waffies (06/25/2014) [-]
I'll be damned!
I'll be damned!
User avatar #1638 - thathorse (06/22/2014) [-]
Haven't talked to you in a whiled though I'd come say Hello.
#1639 to #1638 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Well hiya! How's life? how ya been? Last time i remember talking to you, there were some troubles at work i think? That or you had troubles with your sister, but i think that was someone else

Testing a pic i croppoed out earlier, dont mind my nonsense
#1640 to #1639 - thathorse (06/22/2014) [-]
Yea work, but I got a different job. The pay sucks and the work sucks but it's something you know, at least the Supervisors are Bros. Well things aren't the best  Car troubles, money problems  but I feel I might have an Idea of what I wanna do in life, I'm thinking either a Cop or Auto mechanic. So how's your life broski?  Pic looks pretty good though
Yea work, but I got a different job. The pay sucks and the work sucks but it's something you know, at least the Supervisors are Bros. Well things aren't the best Car troubles, money problems but I feel I might have an Idea of what I wanna do in life, I'm thinking either a Cop or Auto mechanic. So how's your life broski? Pic looks pretty good though
#1641 to #1640 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Good supervisors is always a good thing. Fingers crossed that things get better i guess? Direction in life is always fantastic. I myself have an appointment with local air-force recruiter on monday! I know im joining the service one way or another, just dont know if im doing Air force or Marines at the moment. I'll figure it out in time.
Discovered a billion new webcomics, been grabbing reaction images as i spot them
#1642 to #1641 - thathorse (06/22/2014) [-]
Thanks, for some reason I'm feeling good about things. Call it blind optimism Hey man The Air Force sounds cool, flying planes and **** but I would prefer the Marines Just my choice, but I know I wouldn't make the cut. Too out of shape and I don't wanna take a year off to work out and train. You feel me? but it seems you got a direction in your life which is pretty ******* cool I'm rooting for you buddy
User avatar #1643 to #1642 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
well see, if i do marines, i'd want to be flying marine aircraft. Planes is my goal either way. Only reason Navy isnt on the list is because i hear aircraft carriers are a bitch to get onto, pilot or not
User avatar #1644 to #1643 - thathorse (06/22/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. Well then go with what has the highest chance of getting you on a bird. As for me if I joined I'd either be a mechanic Learning Aviation mechanics and Diesel Mechanics would guarantee me a job anywhere or I wouldn't mind being Front line blowing **** up and shooting *********** I'm joking I'd rather be a scout sniper
User avatar #1635 - mrbuu (06/18/2014) [-]
sunset once comment on my profile. not trying to brag or nothing.
User avatar #1636 to #1635 - waffies (06/18/2014) [-]
Sunset was my "FJ role model". He was in his prime when i was climbing commenting ranks. I miss him and Raging and Shadow... great bunch of guys
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - mrbuu (06/18/2014) [-]
238 is pretty nice for me granted i one day might want to be known or be fj famous since i been here for eva.
#1632 - waffies (05/29/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1617 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
you were interviewed for being a top commenter?
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Apparently. Also, evidently at least two anonymous users have been on my profile lately. Thats a neat function
User avatar #1619 to #1618 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
i feel like it invades the privacy of people trying to lurk the profiles of others XD
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Hah, well, nothing wrong with some public lurking
User avatar #1621 to #1620 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
indeed. so how you been bro?
User avatar #1622 to #1621 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Im alright. Getting a bit more direction in life, though its slow going. Enjoying certain bits of laziness, moderating a minecraft server, so on
User avatar #1623 to #1622 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
nice. i just switched security companies. now instead of wearing a shirt and carrying a flashlight, i wear a shirt and a vest, carry a flashlight, a gun, handcuffs and a baton, AND i get to arrest ************* . life is good
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Well **** , who're you working for? And if you arrest someone, do you like, then hand them over to police orsomething? I dont know how security companies work
User avatar #1626 to #1624 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
and i work for a company called Blue Steel
User avatar #1625 to #1624 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
i put them in cuffs, usually after a world class wrestling match, then call the police to come pick them up
User avatar #1627 to #1625 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Thats honestly pretty awesome. What do you guard?
User avatar #1628 to #1627 - brothergrimm (05/28/2014) [-]
usually ****** apartment complexes. occasionally a warehouse or the rare music event
User avatar #1629 to #1628 - waffies (05/28/2014) [-]
I dont suppose its the kind of music event where all the college girls are lifting their shirts for the band members. There's always upsides there!
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - brothergrimm (05/29/2014) [-]
no the last one i did was some weird little mexican concern inside an emptied out swap mart. i totally fell in love with the chick who was giving the orders though *drool*
User avatar #1631 to #1630 - waffies (05/29/2014) [-]
Ooh, get her number or anything?
User avatar #1634 to #1631 - brothergrimm (05/31/2014) [-]
broke my little black heart
User avatar #1633 to #1631 - brothergrimm (05/31/2014) [-]
nope. she stated that she was 9 years older than me in the way that says "you have absolutely no chance with this"
#1615 - theannoyingFJguy (04/15/2014) [-]
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2. What are you well known for on FJ?    
   
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5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?    
   
6. Info about your mascot?    
   
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If you answer these, thank you.
FJ "TOP COMMENTERS" QUIZ:
Short answering these will help with my compilation.

1. Got any nicknames?

2. What are you well known for on FJ?

3. Did you hit #1? When?

4. Did you get Level 400? When?

5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?

6. Info about your mascot?

7. Anything else interesting about you?

If you answer these, thank you.
User avatar #1616 to #1615 - waffies (04/15/2014) [-]
1. No nicknames on the site, Hook or Hooker IRL

2. I used to be a commenter, no photoshopping or such, just some well placed quips or puns. Spiderman threads galore for a while (I dare someone to try to out-spiderman me)

3. I hit #1 on November 21st, 2012, only a few hours before Phan.act did for the first time, and never reclaimed #1 after that.

4. I reached level 400 shortly after my #1 i believe, cant be damned to find out specifics. It kinda resulted in my "retiring" from commenting for the most part though.

5. Just the main content. I start at the #1 content and make my way down till i hit things in the 10's of thumbs. Used to comment on brony board just because they were actually sociable about day to day stuff, but i got weirded out after a while.

6. My mascot is a Kiwi standing on a Popsicle. There is no reason for it, it is just how it is. I have a T-shirt with that same symbol on it, that i have worn every single Friday past for 6 years. All because of an obnoxious and large chested girl who wouldn't follow orders in ROTC when i was a sophomore in high school. There is a lot more detail to the story, but thats all i need to say to get FJ interested.

7. Not too much to say without giving away personal details. Umm... I'll make the argument that the world gives too many ***** and should seriously just calm the **** down. That is my biggest complaint about life and generally FJ too. Too many ***** given about girl gamers, bronies, sexuality debates.... all of it. You're all pretty damn great if you stop nitpicking.

Take care theannoyingFJguy, hope i answered properly. You can trim down the big comments if you'd like, so long as you dont make a liar of me.
#1608 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
Woah, I caught up to your comment thumbs and I'm not even god yet.
#1609 to #1608 - waffies (03/31/2014) [-]
Addy must have boosted the required number?   
Grats though! so close!
Addy must have boosted the required number?
Grats though! so close!
#1610 to #1609 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
That true and thanks, it's nice to meet a fellow fj god.
#1611 to #1610 - waffies (03/31/2014) [-]
Im under the impression we've chatted in the past. But my time on FJ is quite spread out now, it must have been quite a while. Life is good?
Im under the impression we've chatted in the past. But my time on FJ is quite spread out now, it must have been quite a while. Life is good?
User avatar #1612 to #1611 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
We have, I first met you when you accidentally mentioned me, and I thought your username was waffles.
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - waffies (03/31/2014) [-]
a common enough occurrence. Hows it feel to be #1 and closing on god? (those were two very far-flung events for me)
User avatar #1614 to #1613 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
Feels good man.
User avatar #1600 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
holy **** you're still alive O.o
#1601 to #1600 - waffies (03/17/2014) [-]
Hey man. How's life been? I remember getting tagged by you recently, but i was off with friends and never got a chance to answer.   
   
Yeah, i'm as alive as can be i guess
Hey man. How's life been? I remember getting tagged by you recently, but i was off with friends and never got a chance to answer.

Yeah, i'm as alive as can be i guess
User avatar #1603 to #1601 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
and this was the post. there's a link on it you should listen to
funnyjunk.com/user/brothergrimm/299#299
User avatar #1602 to #1601 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
i wasn't sure if you were still derping around here or what. a couple of people i really liked on here have disappeared over the years. one actually told me he was never coming back to FJ

i never thought i would be that sad over losing an internet bro
User avatar #1604 to #1602 - waffies (03/17/2014) [-]
Well, i still poke about. Not really any goal in staying, just kinda being here, watching the funny, so forth. How about you? just poking your neb in to see how we're all doing?
User avatar #1605 to #1604 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
pretty much. that friggin song kinda got to me the same way that goddamn comic did about the internet not existing in the future. got me feelin all sentimental and ****
User avatar #1606 to #1605 - waffies (03/17/2014) [-]
yeah, i know the feeling i guess. On that note, my dog kinda passed away tonight, and i think i'd best get some sleep, i've had a sad couple of hours, paired with some drink. If you swing by again tomorrow ill be on at some point. Just take care either way yeah?
User avatar #1607 to #1606 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
you too man. be safe
#1599 - waffies (02/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1594 - sorenlolz ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
Been a while dude.
#1595 to #1594 - waffies (01/23/2014) [-]
indeed it has. obnoxious chat color, well earned!
indeed it has. obnoxious chat color, well earned!
User avatar #1596 to #1595 - sorenlolz ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
I was gonna choose green, but I just love purple. Like how Phanact wants to have sex with orange.
#1597 to #1596 - waffies (01/23/2014) [-]
sometimes ya just gotta 						****					 a color. How's life been?
sometimes ya just gotta **** a color. How's life been?
#1598 to #1597 - sorenlolz ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
I don't know, the usual. FJ, school, sleep.
User avatar #1586 - ied (01/12/2014) [-]
so, about den fj points
selling?
User avatar #1587 to #1586 - waffies (01/12/2014) [-]
collecting, sorry
User avatar #1589 to #1587 - ffffyou (01/17/2014) [-]
one does not collect fj points
User avatar #1590 to #1589 - waffies (01/17/2014) [-]
and why not?
User avatar #1591 to #1590 - ffffyou (01/17/2014) [-]
it's like collecting currency
User avatar #1592 to #1591 - waffies (01/17/2014) [-]
So im bill gates, wanna fight about it?
User avatar #1593 to #1592 - ffffyou (01/17/2014) [-]
I don't see why this would be a reason for a fight
User avatar #1588 to #1587 - ied (01/12/2014) [-]
awwwww
User avatar #1574 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
thumb me down *****
User avatar #1575 to #1574 - waffies (12/22/2013) [-]
i'll admit, i almost took the bait! you /are/ good at what you do, i'll give ya that
User avatar #1576 to #1575 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
The more people thumb me down, the faster I can hit my goal. So go ahead, do it.
User avatar #1577 to #1576 - waffies (12/22/2013) [-]
lotta people have the same goal. Ill give ya the one thumb down, good luck with the rest
User avatar #1578 to #1577 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
Only like 5, but displaying that I'm a bait doesn't help me that much.
User avatar #1579 to #1578 - waffies (12/22/2013) [-]
blah, comment gone. fine then.
User avatar #1580 to #1579 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
I wasn't always a **********
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3105862/Happy+New+Year/20#20

Back in the day, I was top in comments. This is one of my crowning achievements. 1800 comment thumbs in one day.
Feel free to thumb those down though
User avatar #1581 to #1580 - waffies (12/22/2013) [-]
heh, as raging and the others said, the deleted posts there takes off from your achievement there. How high in the ranks did you reach?
User avatar #1582 to #1581 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
What do you mean "the deleted posts"

Also, I was #7 in comments at some point. I have a **** load of green thumbs under my belt, but something happened in March 2012 that ****** everything over and got me red thumb banned.
User avatar #1583 to #1582 - waffies (12/22/2013) [-]
thats sucky. And the handful of "orrisic has deleted their comments" below your victorious dubs. Presumably failed rolls?

What made you want to go for the red thumb grand prize?
User avatar #1584 to #1583 - orrisic (12/22/2013) [-]
Failed rolls.

WAIT. If I delete comments with positive thumbs... would I lose those thumbs and gain a ******** of extra negative levels?

Also, I'm going for the red thumb grand prize because I had a head start. I was already level -312 or something when I started. And I started only a week ago.
User avatar #1585 to #1584 - waffies (12/22/2013) [-]
well, good luck. And no clue about the deletion thing. i think rankings are only counted within 90 days or something
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