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Hey everyone, Waffies page! Once a top commenter of FJ, now just kinda dicking around. I'm a friend to all, happy to talk to anyone about their issues or thoughts, fears and concerns, everything and anything and i'll be here for ya if you need me! Just toss me an invite!

I recently enlisted in the United States Air Force, so if you have any questions about the enlistment process, MEPS, or things like that, also totally willing to tell ya what i can!

Take care FJ

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#64 - Oh, Top Gear people? Nah, definately what i said 14 hours ago on If only it was a rare pepe 0
#101 - Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho! It's off to school we go, With raz… 14 hours ago on Like it was yesterday 0
#10 - There is definately going to be another game in the series, as…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Mass Effect comp. 0
User avatar #17 - phantomi (23 hours ago) [-]
This was supposedly leaked a little while back...

The next Mass Effect game takes place in the Helius Cluster (a cluster of 100s of solar systems in the Andromeda Galaxy), far removed by time and space from Commander Shepard’s heroic acts and the final events of the Mass Effect trilogy. You are a pathfinder, a combat trained but un-tested explorer leading an expedition into the Helius cluster to establish a new home for humanity. As you explore this sprawling series of solar systems (over 4x the size of Mass Effect 3), collecting resources and building colonies, you will encounter the savagery of untamed lands in the form of cut-throat outlaws and warring alien races. To survive and colonize the wild reaches of space, you will need to grow your arsenal, your ship, your crew and make strategic (and often uneasy) alliances to fight against increasingly menacing foes. Along the way, you will encounter the remains of a once powerful and mysterious alien race, the Remnant, whose forgotten technology holds the key to gaining power in this region of the galaxy. As you uncover who the Remnant were, and the mysteries their ruins contain, you are drawn into a violent race to find the source of their forgotten technology that will determine the fate of humanity.
Collect Resources to Fuel your Growth:
Scour solar systems and planets within the Helius Cluster to find valuable resources and blueprints of long forgotten alien technology that will allow you to craft better equipment and weapons, such as improving your leg armor to allow you to jetpack jump, or upgrading your cryo-beam (laser cannon) to target enemies or do area damage around you to clear out close threats. As you build your arsenal and resource infrastructure, you will be able to explore deeper into the increasingly dangerous and resource-rich solar systems of the Helius Cluster.
A Capable Crew:
Throughout the story, you will recruit seven distinct crew members to fight by your side. Each crew member has a unique personality and specific abilities that open up strategic options as you choose which two of them to bring into each mission. For example, Cora has the ability to deploy a biotic shield that protects everyone in the bubble while still allowing you and your squad to fire out of it. Your crew will grow alongside you as you explore the Helius Cluster, and you can choose how you upgrade your crew’s weapons, gear and abilities to increase their individual combat effectiveness. Create the perfect squad to react to any situation and to support your preferred gameplay style.
User avatar #18 - phantomi (23 hours ago) [-]
Your Crew, Your Story:
Your crew members aren’t merely hired guns – they are part of the living universe in the Helius Cluster that develops in response to your actions and choices. Increase each crew member’s loyalty by pursuing missions that are important to that specific character. For example, when a Krogan colony ship has been stolen by one of the outlaw factions leaving the colonists stranded without resources to survive, your Krogan squad mate, Drack, is determined to strike out against them. If you take the mission and help him track down the outlaws’ hideout to return the ship to its rightful owners, Drack’s loyalty toward you and your squad will increase and Drack will unlock a brand new skill tree.
Explore each individual’s backstory and develop your relationship with them through conversations and unique missions. True to Mass Effect, what you choose to say will directly affect your crew’s loyalty and relationship with you, and will open up different conversations and narrative opportunities at the end of the game depending upon how you approach each encounter.
Deployed Strike Team Missions:
The Helius Cluster is 1000s of light years across, and you can’t be everywhere at once. As you develop more colonies, resource bases and settlements, you have to be able to keep them safe. Spend resources to recruit mercenaries and develop an AI controlled Strike Team that you can deploy to take on randomly generated, time-sensitive missions. Strike Team missions take many forms, including settlement defense and Remnant artifact recovery, which will take real-time to complete. Send your Strike Team out on a mission while you continue playing the main game and they will return, 20 – 30 minutes later, having gained rewards such as XP, currency and equipment based on the success of their mission. Spend money and resources to train your Strike Team and acquire better gear for them, which will increase their success rate and allow them to take on more difficult missions for greater rewards.
Active Strike Team Missions:
When you encounter a Strike Team mission in the Single-Player mode, you can leave your Strike Team at their base and decide to tackle the mission yourself with your Multiplayer roster of characters. You also have the option of tackling the mission by yourself, or recruiting up to three friends to play with you. The more friends you bring, the greater the challenge and the greater the reward. These missions will play out using the Next Mass Effect’s multiplayer Horde mode (more details on this later). These missions will include a variety of thematically appropriate objectives, like defending a Settlement against Khet attacks, or recovering a Remnant artifact off of a planet before an outlaw gang gets there first. By taking an active role in strike team missions, you can earn special Single-player rewards in addition to the usual multiplayer specific characters, weapons, weapon mods, and pieces of equipment which can be customized between missions. Additionally, players who join another person’s Strike Team mission will receive bonus in-game currency and multiplayer XP for helping others with their missions.
User avatar #19 - phantomi (23 hours ago) [-]
Multiplayer “Horde” Mode:
The next Mass Effect’s “Horde” multiplayer pits you and up to three of your friends against waves of enemy troops on various battlefields throughout the galaxy. Players fight together to survive increasingly difficult enemy attacks and accomplish objectives, like disabling a bomb near a colony base or assassinating a target. Progress through multiplayer missions to gain XP and earn new multiplayer specific weapons, characters, weapon mods, and pieces of equipment, which can be customized between matches. Multiplayer play will also earn you APEX funds (in-game currency), which can be used to purchase items and gear in the Single Player game.
Establish Settlements:
Search solar systems for rare habitable planets to establish a settlement that could serve as a base for humankind’s new home in the Helius Cluster. As you build permanent settlements, you will make strategic choices on where to focus your new base’s resources. For example: Recon Settlements will clear fog of war from the space map and give the player more strike team missions to choose from, while Mining Settlements will periodically supplement the player’s supply of crafting materials.
Dialogue:
Building upon the rich history of strategic dialogue that has defined the Mass Effect series, you can make meaningful choices in every conversation you have with characters that impact the way your game evolves. The next Mass Effect adds deeper control over your conversations through a greater ability to interrupt and change the course of the conversation as it is happening. During certain conversations, you will be able to take action based choices, such as the option to pull out your gun and force someone to open a door instead of convincing them to do it through conversational guile. Action based choices give you more options for how you approach dialogue with characters in the game and can lead to more extreme outcomes on the story as it evolves around the decisions you make when interacting with a huge cast of NPC characters.
Seamlessly Travel Through the Next Mass Effect Universe:
As you pilot your space ship, Tempest, across the 100s of solar systems that are seamlessly connected in the next Mass Effect, you will encounter new planets filled with valuable resources, intelligent life, conflict, and alien technology that all give you opportunities to increase the power of your character, your ship and your team so that you can build them into a force that perfectly suits your gameplay style. Transitions between activities, like flying your Tempest (space ship) across a solar system to land on a mineral rich planet, then jumping into your Mako (land vehicle) to explore the surface of planet, all happen smoothly without loading screens.
Customize and Share Your Experience:
Discover new things in Andromeda Galaxy, like alien artifacts and natural wonders, that serve as trophies and decorations that you can use to modify the look of your character, Tempest (Space Ship) and Mako (land vehicle). Customize the way your squad and your character look with clothes and aesthetic modifications that you unlock throughout the game. Photos you take from the far reaches of the galaxy can be used to decorate your starship or sold to certain characters.
User avatar #20 - phantomi (23 hours ago) [-]
Remnant Vault Raids: Find and activate Remnant Monoliths to unlock Remnant vaults. Explore abandoned Remnant ruins to find and locate a powerful artifact, but once you remove it you will trigger the vault defenses that will arm traps, activate defense robots and even change the architecture of the vault itself to stop you from escaping. Fight your way out of the vault and you will be rewarded with valuable loot, including powerful gear, crafting resources and Star Keys that can be used to unlock massive orbital facilities in space that grant permanent stat bonuses.
Optional Elite Remnant Vault Raids are scattered around the Helius Cluster located in special orbital facilities that are unlocked by Star Keys. Similar to the standard Remnant Vaults, you enter them to retrieve a special artifact which will trigger the vault defenses that arm traps, activate defense robots and change the architecture of the vault itself to stop you from escaping. However, Elite vaults ratchet up the difficulty of the encounter with increasingly powerful defense robots and traps, as well as roaming outlaws and deadly Khet patrols that are also in search of the elite artifacts. Elite Remnant vaults will test the limits of your combat and puzzle solving acumen, but with greater difficulty comes greater rewards. Gain rare loot, narrative acclaim and huge rewards for completing these daunting challenges.
Khet Outposts:
As you explore planets throughout the Helius Cluster, you will encounter Khet Outposts. These outposts are optional combat experiences where you enter the outpost and fight off waves of enemies. Destroy Khet outposts to earn XP, rewards and thwart their growing power in the region. Your allies will reward you with praise and increased narrative options as you fight to remove the Khet presence from the region.
Drive and upgrade your Mako (land vehicle):
Explore the surfaces of 100s of planets in the Helius Cluster in your versatile land vehicle, the Mako. Whether you are looking for a place to set up a colony, searching for a Remnant vault or attacking a Khet Outpost, you will enjoy getting there in your Mako. Equip and upgrade your Mako in dozens of ways, like adding turbo boosters, upgrading your shield generator or adding a Hostile Detector to your radar to create the ultimate planetary exploration vehicle. Finally, get your Mako looking the way you want with a custom paintjob.
User avatar #21 - phantomi (23 hours ago) [-]
It might be fake though but it sounds amazing, i kinda hope its real
User avatar #14 - cdm (05/03/2015) [-]
You had me at "Mako."
User avatar #11 - sparkofinsanity (05/03/2015) [-]
I really hope they bring the Quarians back. Tali was by far my favorite romance in the whole series. Also, I'm hoping it'll be another trilogy. In my mind, the more mass effect, the better.
#15 - Thats Mark Carwardine and Stephen Fry doing a segment of "…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on If only it was a rare pepe +38
#62 - Ken M (14 hours ago) [-]
Thought it was Clarkson and May.
User avatar #64 - waffies (14 hours ago) [-]
Oh, Top Gear people? Nah, definately what i said
#14 - Their entire breeding process is a joke. Only being horny when…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on If only it was a rare pepe +4
#39 - Ken M (18 hours ago) [-]
Well lets face it, they did alright until humans showed up carrying other invasive species.
We killed a lot of wildlife off just by bringing livestock and rats with us.
#2 - All i can imagine with the underwater rascals is having someth… 05/03/2015 on Next level sh*t: April 30th 0
#88 - Oh, its perfectly accurate now. He only missed one little thin… 04/30/2015 on (untitled) 0
#14 - Seriously? Wow, Would have not been able to guess that! I saw …  [+] (10 new replies) 04/30/2015 on What would you have done? 0
#15 - sammiamazon (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, it was originally released in 94 or 5 and Cash did his version in 2002
User avatar #33 - hantervan (04/30/2015) [-]
yeah after johnny cash did his version, NIN said that it wasnt theyre song anymore and stopped playing it
User avatar #36 - killjoyus (04/30/2015) [-]
which is an awesome move on Reznor's part. you can't hear Cash playing that song and not feel it in your depths
User avatar #37 - hantervan (04/30/2015) [-]
its timbre of his voice, the shit is so haunting and cries of an unimaginable loss in sombre tones....

FUCKN love that song
User avatar #38 - killjoyus (04/30/2015) [-]
even if you never learn what he saw and felt in life, that song makes you experience whats Paramount to all of it at once.
User avatar #39 - hantervan (04/30/2015) [-]
and fuck does it hit home.....

shit that song came on, a week after a funeral of a loved.... i was fukn rekt
User avatar #40 - killjoyus (04/30/2015) [-]
i know that, it was the end of a 10 year relationship, i was drinking a little harder then i should, that song came on. fuck one of the few times i had gotten so close to eating a gun.
User avatar #41 - hantervan (04/30/2015) [-]
Fuark, well ya still here now and thats what the man in black woulda wanted
User avatar #42 - killjoyus (04/30/2015) [-]
yup. thankfully ive never gotten that bad since. if anything ive gotten much better, life back on track. in school, following my dream. i almost feel that i did die that day, but got a second chance in a way
User avatar #43 - hantervan (04/30/2015) [-]
truth right there
#37 - Yup, I own it all myself. Only things I haven't really listed … 04/30/2015 on We're a bit odd +1
#35 - Sure thing broheim. I love all of Douglas's work, even the att…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/30/2015 on We're a bit odd 0
User avatar #36 - tenfinnvo (04/30/2015) [-]
Fucking hype man, i guess i might just look into everything Douglas ever wrote.
#37 - waffies (04/30/2015) [-]
Yup, I own it all myself. Only things I haven't really listed is the two "Dictionaries" that he and his friends made:

-The Meaning of Liff
and
-The Deeper Meaning of Liff

In which they created words for all of those things in life that didn't have words. Such as the feeling of walking into a room and not knowing why you were there, or the sensation of staring at your fridge while starving and being incapable of comprehending eating any of it. Just a headsup, they're both kinda underwhelming, but neat in a tiny way

And finally, "The Salmon Of Doubt" is a biographical, posthumous collection of a lot of his work, including some of his very first writings, stories of his childhood and his likeness to a clock tower. How music influenced his life and how he somehow wound up playing guitar with a member of the Beatles by pure chance. How he wound up working with the Monty Python cast briefly, and writing several episode plots for Doctor Who, and how he found himself in a relationship with two dogs who would determinedly ignore him as he walked in their vicinity.

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#1703 - waffies (04/16/2015) [-]
cantfindausername can you see my last reply? I think we maxed out my status bar
cantfindausername can you see my last reply? I think we maxed out my status bar
User avatar #1704 to #1703 - cantfindausername (04/16/2015) [-]
No, sir.
[spoiler] Supernatural is on tonight, and I'm so excited. [/spoiler]
#1706 to #1704 - waffies (04/16/2015) [-]
So the machine they use for the weight test is just a pair of handles attached to changeable weights on a sliding mechanism. You kneel down, grip, stand, and lift above your head. My AF Liason told me that he let me lift it empty as a test, then with 40 pounds, then 100, which was the max. All in all pretty easy if you use your legs.    
   
I'm so unbelievably excited for my job. Air force makes you list 8 jobs that you want, plus two aptitude areas. I filled that with as many Aircrew positions that i qualified for, and a few others working on the mechanical portions of planes. I will dangle my legs out of the back of an open C-130 at cruising altitude and love every moment of it!   
   
Part o me worries about the math and such that i'll have to do in my head, but i figure they teach you how to do it properly, and wont toss you into a situation unprepared. From what i can tell, i gotta learn all of the metric -> imperial conversions by heart, as well as a lot of specifics for whatever aircraft i get stationed on.   
   
If you do take this all the way, we should try to stay in touch. Maybe one day i'll fly by your base and we can snap a pic for FJ's sake xD
So the machine they use for the weight test is just a pair of handles attached to changeable weights on a sliding mechanism. You kneel down, grip, stand, and lift above your head. My AF Liason told me that he let me lift it empty as a test, then with 40 pounds, then 100, which was the max. All in all pretty easy if you use your legs.

I'm so unbelievably excited for my job. Air force makes you list 8 jobs that you want, plus two aptitude areas. I filled that with as many Aircrew positions that i qualified for, and a few others working on the mechanical portions of planes. I will dangle my legs out of the back of an open C-130 at cruising altitude and love every moment of it!

Part o me worries about the math and such that i'll have to do in my head, but i figure they teach you how to do it properly, and wont toss you into a situation unprepared. From what i can tell, i gotta learn all of the metric -> imperial conversions by heart, as well as a lot of specifics for whatever aircraft i get stationed on.

If you do take this all the way, we should try to stay in touch. Maybe one day i'll fly by your base and we can snap a pic for FJ's sake xD
User avatar #1707 to #1706 - cantfindausername (04/16/2015) [-]
Hm... I may have to work out a bit to lift 100 lbs above my head. **** , that's over 2/3 of my weight in general. Legs have made lifting things so much easier, dude. I ******* love legs.
For my 8, I reckon I'll put down loadmaster as well. It'd be sick if we got stationed somewhere together for a bit.
Shiiiieet, conversions by heart? ******* hell. I guess if we're being taught that **** for a few months, I think I can get that.
Yeah, man! That'd be awesome!

You mentioned you were in California earlier. Sacramento or something. I'm down here in San Diego, so... summer break? Hahaha
User avatar #1710 to #1707 - cantfindausername (04/16/2015) [-]
145lbs club. Twinsies. Haha
If you can do it, then I can. At least, that's my motivation.
I was thinking about that, but I was thinking about post-military career. As fun as it would be, there won't be many options afterwards. The thing I picked is a high-stress job, but at least they get paid well outside of the military, I guess.
It's high stress because they're the ones that are supposed to keep the planes from crashing, but if I'm being taught to know conversions by heart, then I don't think it'll be a problem.
Damn, what is that, like six hours away?
User avatar #1709 to #1707 - waffies (04/16/2015) [-]
I'm only 145 myself, and I don't work out, but i guess I'm in "decent" shape? I bet you could manage it with some effort. Legs are certainly a glorious invention, dunno how i got anything done without them

Well, loadmaster is a seriously hard working position. You're not gonna get much downtime like someone on a base might. Because while you do get stationed on a base, you get stationed to an aircraft that can honestly roam anywhere in the world. 22 hour flight from Florida to Turkey, unload, then fly back with a load of troops or something. There's a lot to be done. If you want to fly but don't like the idea of the open doors and ramps, maybe look at in-flight-refueling. Working on one of the Aerial Tankers, manning a refueling boom. Doesn't do much for real-life experience, or open up many jobs outside of the military, but its apparently a good job for making rank.

Conversions don't scare me too much, I just wince from the few horror stories i've heard of loadmasters ******* up... I mean planes have legitimately crashed as a result. I know that lives are at risk just working a warehouse or factory job too, but they don't often have youtube videos of them happening ya know?

I went to the Sacramento MEPS station because that's closest to me. I'm up at Lake Tahoe, right by the nevada/cali border.
#1708 to #1707 - cantfindausername (04/16/2015) [-]
I'm such a Supernatural fan by the way, it's pathetic. The Winchesters have quite the adventure ahead of them from S2 on.
It's a biased opinion, but I recommend watching it all to you.


Also: Your picture says to follow my dreams, but my dream is to be a rock star or be in a rock band. If things go the way I want them to go, joining the Air Force could be a way for me to do that.
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - waffies (04/16/2015) [-]
Only ever watched the first season. I'll get to it someday. Give me a minute to type up my previous reply, we can keep chatting here.
User avatar #1702 - waffies (04/16/2015) [-]
I just wanted a copy of the "Order of people who made it to #1 commenter of FJ" on my profile. Sorry if it notifies anyone, apostrophes are supposed to prevent that.

Mrsquiggly' > anonymoose' > dirtylittlehippie' > silentkiler' > 'moose' > tunneyb' > fightclub' > Sunset' > ragingbrony' > shadowrated' > ragingbrony' > examplechanology' > rainbowsgoboom' > waffies' > phanact' > felixjarl' > miscarriage' > sebsebsebh' > miscarriage' > grandtheftkoala' > pappathethird' > miscarriage' > ************* > baronchecov' > alternating between ************* and miscarrage' > ************* > doujinshi' > include' > theannoyingFJguy' > shadowrated' > Sworley' > fezzo' > evilhomer'
#1687 - stealthnull ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
You're suddenly popular....you probably forgot about people like me....we used to be chums...
You're suddenly popular....you probably forgot about people like me....we used to be chums...
#1688 to #1687 - waffies (12/07/2014) [-]
Suddenly? I earned rank 1 over two years ago at this point, and I never add someone as a friend unless I truly think they're someone worth bein' friends with! How ya been null?
Suddenly? I earned rank 1 over two years ago at this point, and I never add someone as a friend unless I truly think they're someone worth bein' friends with! How ya been null?
#1689 to #1688 - stealthnull ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
I've been pretty okay. I never knew you hit the top of the mountain bro lol. How've you been?
#1690 to #1689 - waffies (12/07/2014) [-]
Just recovered from the most violently painful bout of food poisoning i've ever experienced, just had an awesome 3 days with my best friend in Oregon, and MORE FRUSTRATED THAN A PORNSTAR WITH BLUE BALLS about the sheer amount of time my Air Force paperwork is taking.   
   
So, ups and downs. Anything neat going on with you?
Just recovered from the most violently painful bout of food poisoning i've ever experienced, just had an awesome 3 days with my best friend in Oregon, and MORE FRUSTRATED THAN A PORNSTAR WITH BLUE BALLS about the sheer amount of time my Air Force paperwork is taking.

So, ups and downs. Anything neat going on with you?
#1691 to #1690 - stealthnull ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
**stealthnull rolled image** Met a pretty awesome woman, there's a pretty strong mutual like for one another..thats the up, the down is she lives like an hour away. Which hey isn't that bad for a long distance relationship
**stealthnull rolled image** Met a pretty awesome woman, there's a pretty strong mutual like for one another..thats the up, the down is she lives like an hour away. Which hey isn't that bad for a long distance relationship
#1692 to #1691 - waffies (12/07/2014) [-]
****		, i don't even count that as "Long Distance"! Try cross country or  someone in another country haha, i've seen a dozen of those start and fail within the span of a week, or draaaaaag on painfully due to how much they liked each other, but unable to make it work.   
   
Hell, I envy ya broheim! How'd ya meet?
**** , i don't even count that as "Long Distance"! Try cross country or someone in another country haha, i've seen a dozen of those start and fail within the span of a week, or draaaaaag on painfully due to how much they liked each other, but unable to make it work.

Hell, I envy ya broheim! How'd ya meet?
#1693 to #1692 - stealthnull ONLINE (12/07/2014) [-]
**stealthnull rolled image** Well its not really long distance, i've done longer it's just usually i consider anyone not in the same city to be long distance. Funnily enough we met on xbox and found out we didn't live far from each other, things have been going pretty great on the likability scale. Also found out we both like some of that kinky kinky lol
User avatar #1694 to #1693 - waffies (12/08/2014) [-]
Doubly good then! Man, so far sounds like the sort of thing half the people on FJ would dream of! I hope it keeps working out for ya! You both capable of driving and have income to support gas/dates?
User avatar #1695 to #1694 - stealthnull ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
livin the dream boy! the car/gas/date situation is the only small hindrance. as i haven't been employed since September
#1696 to #1695 - waffies (12/08/2014) [-]
All in due time then! I wish you luck in your hunt.   
   
How bad is employment where you live?
All in due time then! I wish you luck in your hunt.

How bad is employment where you live?
#1697 to #1696 - stealthnull ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
**stealthnull rolled image** Bad enough i've considered starting hookin so i could get money
#1698 to #1697 - waffies (12/08/2014) [-]
as someone with "Hooker" as a family name in the state of Nevada, i'd advise against it, i've heard a billion bad stories, but met a few actual prostitutes who are totally happy with how they make their living. I dunno how your new lady would feel about it!

I really doubt you were serious, but i've put a lot more thought into this than the average person by default
#1699 to #1698 - stealthnull ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
**stealthnull rolled image** Only semi-serious about it....but not enough to actually go out and do anything about it. what sucks is i only need like 40$ for gas and food when i get out there since ill be staying for a few days
#1700 to #1699 - waffies (12/08/2014) [-]
Well, look for oddjobs with neighbors if no places are hiring?    
   
I gotta run now stealth, got a few winterizing chores to do before next storm hits. Drop me a comment any time and i'll almost always get back to it, yeah? take care
Well, look for oddjobs with neighbors if no places are hiring?

I gotta run now stealth, got a few winterizing chores to do before next storm hits. Drop me a comment any time and i'll almost always get back to it, yeah? take care
#1701 to #1700 - stealthnull ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
**stealthnull rolled image** no neighbors and craigslist isn't good for odd jobs...unless you want a blow job from a guy named randy.

talk at ya later
User avatar #1670 - bionicpanda ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
hello
#1671 to #1670 - waffies (10/28/2014) [-]
ANOTHER VISITOR!

What's up my good asian bear? Life treating you well?
#1672 to #1671 - bionicpanda ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah
yeah
#1673 to #1672 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
Just spooping in to see who admin's made a big fuss of a sticky for?
Just spooping in to see who admin's made a big fuss of a sticky for?
#1674 to #1673 - bionicpanda ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
phanact said u were cool and he has terrible taste in everything so i came to see if u were but he was right ur pretty cool


don't let phanny go near ur bum
#1675 to #1674 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
Phanny is a good guy too, eh still likes poneis and doesn't afraid of any dick   
   
Says the fella with the orangey texy
Phanny is a good guy too, eh still likes poneis and doesn't afraid of any dick

Says the fella with the orangey texy
#1676 to #1675 - bionicpanda ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
IT'S NOT ORANGE
#1677 to #1676 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
Dats a fruit....

***** YOU ORANGE AND FRUITY

No WONDER you wanted to know what Phanny thought of me!
<3
User avatar #1678 to #1677 - bionicpanda ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
i take it back my text is pumpkin shade

but i'm not paralyzed so
#1679 to #1678 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, much better then. Halloween is preferable to fruitiness
Ah, much better then. Halloween is preferable to fruitiness
#1680 to #1679 - bionicpanda ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah but it's 2spooky
yeah but it's 2spooky
#1681 to #1680 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
If you're feeling 2spooky, add 2 more spooky for 4spooks!   
   
Thats how you make halloween!
If you're feeling 2spooky, add 2 more spooky for 4spooks!

Thats how you make halloween!
#1682 to #1681 - bionicpanda ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
4spooky6me
4spooky6me
#1683 to #1682 - waffies (10/29/2014) [-]
6spooky8me, so i flipped him off.   
   
Lol, nice to meet ya panda. Im gonna get a walk in before it gets too dark here. Cya later
6spooky8me, so i flipped him off.

Lol, nice to meet ya panda. Im gonna get a walk in before it gets too dark here. Cya later
#1662 - waffies (10/28/2014) [-]
Addy said my name   
   
PEOPLE ON MY PAGE!    
   
PANIC
Addy said my name

PEOPLE ON MY PAGE!

PANIC

User avatar #1665 to #1662 - epicporter (10/28/2014) [-]
hey babe
#1668 to #1665 - waffies (10/28/2014) [-]
hy bby
hy bby
User avatar #1669 to #1668 - epicporter (10/28/2014) [-]
ur beautiful bby ;)
#1666 to #1663 - waffies (10/28/2014) [-]
Your profile gif is immensely satisfying, ya know that?
Your profile gif is immensely satisfying, ya know that?
#1660 to #1659 - waffies (10/20/2014) [-]
I removed like, 60 people who were showing up as 6+ months inactive. You're the second one to turn out to have comments in the last few days.    
   
No harm meant. You can re-add me if you like, but im not sure i can recall where we met!
I removed like, 60 people who were showing up as 6+ months inactive. You're the second one to turn out to have comments in the last few days.

No harm meant. You can re-add me if you like, but im not sure i can recall where we met!
User avatar #1661 to #1660 - Compootor (10/21/2014) [-]
I added you again, but I can't remember either. It would have been some comment business. I think I got a high-thumb count on a comment and you commented under mine and also got a decent amount of thumbs.
#1654 - waffies (09/30/2014) [-]
FEED THE CAMEL REV
FEED THE CAMEL REV
#1655 to #1654 - waffies (09/30/2014) [-]
FEED IT
FEED IT
#1651 - stealthnull ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
...It's been ages Waffies! how ya been brotha?
...It's been ages Waffies! how ya been brotha?
#1652 to #1651 - waffies (08/24/2014) [-]
Im alright, just trying to get everything in my life into order. Sometimes everything just happens at once ya know?

Medical paperwork, air force applications, big get together with friends, renovations to the house with dad, local Rib Cook-Off that my family wants to go to... Just doesn't feel like there's time for everything

Its worth mentioning that Guardians was an amazing movie though. Like hells yeah

And how've you been doing?
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - stealthnull ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Guardians of the Galaxy was amazing! i enjoyed every second of it!

hope you find some time to get your life in order bro...i know them feels of everything happening at once.
#1648 - stealthnull ONLINE (07/28/2014) [-]
You're a plate of pancake batter put in a waffle iron.
You're a plate of pancake batter put in a waffle iron.
#1649 to #1648 - waffies (07/28/2014) [-]
You fool! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!!!
User avatar #1647 - brothergrimm (07/12/2014) [-]
i've sunk to the level of josh lol.......... i am ashamed
#1645 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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#1646 to #1645 - waffies (06/25/2014) [-]
I'll be damned!
I'll be damned!
User avatar #1638 - thathorse (06/22/2014) [-]
Haven't talked to you in a whiled though I'd come say Hello.
#1639 to #1638 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Well hiya! How's life? how ya been? Last time i remember talking to you, there were some troubles at work i think? That or you had troubles with your sister, but i think that was someone else

Testing a pic i croppoed out earlier, dont mind my nonsense
#1640 to #1639 - thathorse (06/22/2014) [-]
Yea work, but I got a different job. The pay sucks and the work sucks but it's something you know, at least the Supervisors are Bros. Well things aren't the best  Car troubles, money problems  but I feel I might have an Idea of what I wanna do in life, I'm thinking either a Cop or Auto mechanic. So how's your life broski?  Pic looks pretty good though
Yea work, but I got a different job. The pay sucks and the work sucks but it's something you know, at least the Supervisors are Bros. Well things aren't the best Car troubles, money problems but I feel I might have an Idea of what I wanna do in life, I'm thinking either a Cop or Auto mechanic. So how's your life broski? Pic looks pretty good though
#1641 to #1640 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
Good supervisors is always a good thing. Fingers crossed that things get better i guess? Direction in life is always fantastic. I myself have an appointment with local air-force recruiter on monday! I know im joining the service one way or another, just dont know if im doing Air force or Marines at the moment. I'll figure it out in time.
Discovered a billion new webcomics, been grabbing reaction images as i spot them
#1642 to #1641 - thathorse (06/22/2014) [-]
Thanks, for some reason I'm feeling good about things. Call it blind optimism Hey man The Air Force sounds cool, flying planes and **** but I would prefer the Marines Just my choice, but I know I wouldn't make the cut. Too out of shape and I don't wanna take a year off to work out and train. You feel me? but it seems you got a direction in your life which is pretty ******* cool I'm rooting for you buddy
User avatar #1643 to #1642 - waffies (06/22/2014) [-]
well see, if i do marines, i'd want to be flying marine aircraft. Planes is my goal either way. Only reason Navy isnt on the list is because i hear aircraft carriers are a bitch to get onto, pilot or not
User avatar #1644 to #1643 - thathorse (06/22/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. Well then go with what has the highest chance of getting you on a bird. As for me if I joined I'd either be a mechanic Learning Aviation mechanics and Diesel Mechanics would guarantee me a job anywhere or I wouldn't mind being Front line blowing **** up and shooting *********** I'm joking I'd rather be a scout sniper
User avatar #1635 - mrbuu (06/18/2014) [-]
sunset once comment on my profile. not trying to brag or nothing.
User avatar #1636 to #1635 - waffies (06/18/2014) [-]
Sunset was my "FJ role model". He was in his prime when i was climbing commenting ranks. I miss him and Raging and Shadow... great bunch of guys
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - mrbuu (06/18/2014) [-]
238 is pretty nice for me granted i one day might want to be known or be fj famous since i been here for eva.
#1632 - waffies (05/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1617 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
you were interviewed for being a top commenter?
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Apparently. Also, evidently at least two anonymous users have been on my profile lately. Thats a neat function
User avatar #1619 to #1618 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
i feel like it invades the privacy of people trying to lurk the profiles of others XD
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Hah, well, nothing wrong with some public lurking
User avatar #1621 to #1620 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
indeed. so how you been bro?
User avatar #1622 to #1621 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Im alright. Getting a bit more direction in life, though its slow going. Enjoying certain bits of laziness, moderating a minecraft server, so on
User avatar #1623 to #1622 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
nice. i just switched security companies. now instead of wearing a shirt and carrying a flashlight, i wear a shirt and a vest, carry a flashlight, a gun, handcuffs and a baton, AND i get to arrest ************* . life is good
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Well **** , who're you working for? And if you arrest someone, do you like, then hand them over to police orsomething? I dont know how security companies work
User avatar #1626 to #1624 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
and i work for a company called Blue Steel
User avatar #1625 to #1624 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
i put them in cuffs, usually after a world class wrestling match, then call the police to come pick them up
User avatar #1627 to #1625 - waffies (05/26/2014) [-]
Thats honestly pretty awesome. What do you guard?
User avatar #1628 to #1627 - brothergrimm (05/28/2014) [-]
usually ****** apartment complexes. occasionally a warehouse or the rare music event
User avatar #1629 to #1628 - waffies (05/28/2014) [-]
I dont suppose its the kind of music event where all the college girls are lifting their shirts for the band members. There's always upsides there!
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - brothergrimm (05/29/2014) [-]
no the last one i did was some weird little mexican concern inside an emptied out swap mart. i totally fell in love with the chick who was giving the orders though *drool*
User avatar #1631 to #1630 - waffies (05/29/2014) [-]
Ooh, get her number or anything?
User avatar #1634 to #1631 - brothergrimm (05/31/2014) [-]
broke my little black heart
User avatar #1633 to #1631 - brothergrimm (05/31/2014) [-]
nope. she stated that she was 9 years older than me in the way that says "you have absolutely no chance with this"
#1615 - theannoyingFJguy (04/15/2014) [-]
FJ &quot;TOP COMMENTERS&quot; QUIZ:    
Short answering these will help with my compilation.    
   
1. Got any nicknames?    
   
2. What are you well known for on FJ?    
   
3. Did you hit #1? When?    
   
4. Did you get Level 400? When?    
   
5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?    
   
6. Info about your mascot?    
   
7. Anything else interesting about you?    
   
If you answer these, thank you.
FJ "TOP COMMENTERS" QUIZ:
Short answering these will help with my compilation.

1. Got any nicknames?

2. What are you well known for on FJ?

3. Did you hit #1? When?

4. Did you get Level 400? When?

5. Which parts of FJ do you browse?

6. Info about your mascot?

7. Anything else interesting about you?

If you answer these, thank you.
User avatar #1616 to #1615 - waffies (04/15/2014) [-]
1. No nicknames on the site, Hook or Hooker IRL

2. I used to be a commenter, no photoshopping or such, just some well placed quips or puns. Spiderman threads galore for a while (I dare someone to try to out-spiderman me)

3. I hit #1 on November 21st, 2012, only a few hours before Phan.act did for the first time, and never reclaimed #1 after that.

4. I reached level 400 shortly after my #1 i believe, cant be damned to find out specifics. It kinda resulted in my "retiring" from commenting for the most part though.

5. Just the main content. I start at the #1 content and make my way down till i hit things in the 10's of thumbs. Used to comment on brony board just because they were actually sociable about day to day stuff, but i got weirded out after a while.

6. My mascot is a Kiwi standing on a Popsicle. There is no reason for it, it is just how it is. I have a T-shirt with that same symbol on it, that i have worn every single Friday past for 6 years. All because of an obnoxious and large chested girl who wouldn't follow orders in ROTC when i was a sophomore in high school. There is a lot more detail to the story, but thats all i need to say to get FJ interested.

7. Not too much to say without giving away personal details. Umm... I'll make the argument that the world gives too many ***** and should seriously just calm the **** down. That is my biggest complaint about life and generally FJ too. Too many ***** given about girl gamers, bronies, sexuality debates.... all of it. You're all pretty damn great if you stop nitpicking.

Take care theannoyingFJguy, hope i answered properly. You can trim down the big comments if you'd like, so long as you dont make a liar of me.
#1608 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
Woah, I caught up to your comment thumbs and I'm not even god yet.
#1609 to #1608 - waffies (03/31/2014) [-]
Addy must have boosted the required number?   
Grats though! so close!
Addy must have boosted the required number?
Grats though! so close!
#1610 to #1609 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
That true and thanks, it's nice to meet a fellow fj god.
#1611 to #1610 - waffies (03/31/2014) [-]
Im under the impression we've chatted in the past. But my time on FJ is quite spread out now, it must have been quite a while. Life is good?
Im under the impression we've chatted in the past. But my time on FJ is quite spread out now, it must have been quite a while. Life is good?
User avatar #1612 to #1611 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
We have, I first met you when you accidentally mentioned me, and I thought your username was waffles.
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - waffies (03/31/2014) [-]
a common enough occurrence. Hows it feel to be #1 and closing on god? (those were two very far-flung events for me)
User avatar #1614 to #1613 - include (03/31/2014) [-]
Feels good man.
User avatar #1600 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
holy **** you're still alive O.o
#1601 to #1600 - waffies (03/17/2014) [-]
Hey man. How's life been? I remember getting tagged by you recently, but i was off with friends and never got a chance to answer.   
   
Yeah, i'm as alive as can be i guess
Hey man. How's life been? I remember getting tagged by you recently, but i was off with friends and never got a chance to answer.

Yeah, i'm as alive as can be i guess
User avatar #1603 to #1601 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
and this was the post. there's a link on it you should listen to
funnyjunk.com/user/brothergrimm/299#299
User avatar #1602 to #1601 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
i wasn't sure if you were still derping around here or what. a couple of people i really liked on here have disappeared over the years. one actually told me he was never coming back to FJ

i never thought i would be that sad over losing an internet bro
User avatar #1604 to #1602 - waffies (03/17/2014) [-]
Well, i still poke about. Not really any goal in staying, just kinda being here, watching the funny, so forth. How about you? just poking your neb in to see how we're all doing?
User avatar #1605 to #1604 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
pretty much. that friggin song kinda got to me the same way that goddamn comic did about the internet not existing in the future. got me feelin all sentimental and ****
User avatar #1606 to #1605 - waffies (03/17/2014) [-]
yeah, i know the feeling i guess. On that note, my dog kinda passed away tonight, and i think i'd best get some sleep, i've had a sad couple of hours, paired with some drink. If you swing by again tomorrow ill be on at some point. Just take care either way yeah?
User avatar #1607 to #1606 - brothergrimm (03/17/2014) [-]
you too man. be safe
#1599 - waffies (02/22/2014) [-]
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