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Hey everyone, Waffies page! Once a top commenter of FJ, now just kinda dicking around. I'm a friend to all, happy to talk to anyone about their issues or thoughts, fears and concerns, everything and anything and i'll be here for ya if you need me! Just toss me an invite!

I recently enlisted in the United States Air Force, so if you have any questions about the enlistment process, MEPS, BMT, Tech School, or the military in general! I'm also totally willing to tell ya what i can!

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#8 - Only takes a few minutes to watch all that there is already  [+] (1 reply) 09/24/2016 on giovani 0
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#9 - herecomesjohnny (09/24/2016) [-]
oh, shit too bad
#6 - Basically, It's trying to apply some more real world aspects t…  [+] (3 replies) 09/24/2016 on giovani +1
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#7 - herecomesjohnny (09/24/2016) [-]
rev me up some of that, seems cool
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#8 - waffies (09/24/2016) [-]
Only takes a few minutes to watch all that there is already
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#9 - herecomesjohnny (09/24/2016) [-]
oh, shit too bad
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 09/23/2016 on Let's keep going and see... +50
#57 - pirateseatcarrots (09/23/2016) [-]
>not deleyeyeyeyeyt this
#64 - There are things that need to be reinstalled constantly that n…  [+] (1 reply) 09/22/2016 on My Dilemma 0
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#67 - thechosentroll (09/22/2016) [-]
Yeah, that seems to be a common design philosophy for a lot of things. Or at least with my car. Even the fucking radio is designed to be painful. Someone over at Volkswagen went "AH, BRILLIANT! Mein plan is complete. First, I will use 5 different kinds of screws, naturally none of them fitting any standard screwdriver, then I'll make it so the whole thing hinges on a single screw, which is a different size, so if you lose it, you can't just replace it with one of the others. Then, I'll make it hard to reach and impossible to hold, so every time you try to screw it in, it pops out and falls. AND THEN I WILL PUT A TINY HOLE DIRECTLY UNDER IT! So when it inevitably pops out, it falls all the way in the back and you have to pull the whole thing out to get it. And you have to get it, because no other screw on ze planet fits. Mein gott, I love torturing people."

You ever spend 3 days trying to change a radio? I did. Had to look up fucking schematics just to figure out what's where and make my own special tools to pull the fucking thing out. That shit was held in place by so many screws and so much metal. if I tried to just yank it out, I'd probably rip out the dashboard before it budged. WHY?! It's a fucking RADIO! Why is this fucking necessary?

On the flip side, I found out why the car dealership didn't just rip out the radio to sell to the side, like they normally do - THEY COULDN'T FUCKING GET IT OUT!
#63 - There's a lot of options of sealants and hi torque screws to d…  [+] (2 replies) 09/22/2016 on My Dilemma 0
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#65 - Einsty (09/22/2016) [-]
But you don't understand, it needs to operate in hard mode for extra xp multipliers!
I am enrolling in a mechengineering course next week, I hope I'll do better and help the world become an easier to maintain place.
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#66 - waffies (09/22/2016) [-]
We'd love ya forever. Good luck out there!