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#371 - But in all honesty it's the best choice of the melee weapons. …  [+] (1 reply) 08/14/2013 on I'd like a lightsaber +1
#372 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
Aaaaaand there go my intestines. Because let's be honest.If you have a lightsaber, you're not following standard safety procedure and firmly grasping i in front of you before you turn it on. You're gonna turn it on from the hip and whip it out like a goddamn Jedi.
#367 - My heart was telling me "You have one chance to get the M…  [+] (3 replies) 08/14/2013 on I'd like a lightsaber +1
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#368 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
It's pretty awful that, if put in this situation, I may go with my want to be the badass with a lightsaber instead of picking something practical.

"arabiddrummer! We need GUNS! This does us literally no good."
"But... but... it's blue..."
#371 - vwgreen (08/14/2013) [-]
But in all honesty it's the best choice of the melee weapons. I mean you're probably gonna come face to face with infected at some point. At least then you can be like:

BRUUUUM...MMM...mmm
*slice*
PSHHHHH

like a BADASS
#372 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
Aaaaaand there go my intestines. Because let's be honest.If you have a lightsaber, you're not following standard safety procedure and firmly grasping i in front of you before you turn it on. You're gonna turn it on from the hip and whip it out like a goddamn Jedi.
#358 - FIRST OF ALL it's a Dragonzord I went to school to mes…  [+] (5 replies) 08/14/2013 on I'd like a lightsaber +1
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#361 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
And the hylian shield. How bitchin' would that combo be??
#367 - vwgreen (08/14/2013) [-]
My heart was telling me "You have one chance to get the Master Sword DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR US"
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#368 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
It's pretty awful that, if put in this situation, I may go with my want to be the badass with a lightsaber instead of picking something practical.

"arabiddrummer! We need GUNS! This does us literally no good."
"But... but... it's blue..."
#371 - vwgreen (08/14/2013) [-]
But in all honesty it's the best choice of the melee weapons. I mean you're probably gonna come face to face with infected at some point. At least then you can be like:

BRUUUUM...MMM...mmm
*slice*
PSHHHHH

like a BADASS
#372 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
Aaaaaand there go my intestines. Because let's be honest.If you have a lightsaber, you're not following standard safety procedure and firmly grasping i in front of you before you turn it on. You're gonna turn it on from the hip and whip it out like a goddamn Jedi.
#352 - Well can't choose any melee weapon cause we all know we don't …  [+] (8 replies) 08/14/2013 on I'd like a lightsaber +2
#356 - deathbyrevenge (08/14/2013) [-]
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#355 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
You're doubting your abilities with a gun or melee weapon, but trust your chances with an experimental gun that creates a worm hole between two areas OR summoning a dragon?
I'm just messing with you man. No shame. But I think I'd take the lightsaber. Even if I'd probably end up dismembering myself.
#358 - vwgreen (08/14/2013) [-]
FIRST OF ALL it's a Dragonzord
I went to school to mess with experimental stuff... I mean-- a lot of it went wrong... but that's how Half-Life was made

lol I thought of that too. "OH man a lightsabre can just sore through gobs of flesh--but, I'm also made of flesh"
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#361 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
And the hylian shield. How bitchin' would that combo be??
#367 - vwgreen (08/14/2013) [-]
My heart was telling me "You have one chance to get the Master Sword DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR US"
User avatar
#368 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
It's pretty awful that, if put in this situation, I may go with my want to be the badass with a lightsaber instead of picking something practical.

"arabiddrummer! We need GUNS! This does us literally no good."
"But... but... it's blue..."
#371 - vwgreen (08/14/2013) [-]
But in all honesty it's the best choice of the melee weapons. I mean you're probably gonna come face to face with infected at some point. At least then you can be like:

BRUUUUM...MMM...mmm
*slice*
PSHHHHH

like a BADASS
#372 - arabiddrummer (08/14/2013) [-]
Aaaaaand there go my intestines. Because let's be honest.If you have a lightsaber, you're not following standard safety procedure and firmly grasping i in front of you before you turn it on. You're gonna turn it on from the hip and whip it out like a goddamn Jedi.
#343 - Where's ffrostmourne?  [+] (1 reply) 08/14/2013 on I'd like a lightsaber 0
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#400 - namesjon (08/14/2013) [-]
Shattered.
#23 - -Wider lips -Way too much hair -Not enough chins -…  [+] (2 replies) 08/03/2013 on The Cunt Destroyer... -2
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#28 - trollypollyz (08/03/2013) [-]
There's this amazing thing called "Aging"
#33 - vwgreen (08/03/2013) [-]
yeah, ok. I just didn't think OKCupid is that old.