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Age: 20
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP
Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed 2, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, Assassin's Creed 3, Assassin's Creed 4, Skyrim, Asura's Wrath
X-box Gamertag: Bjorn824
Interests: Reading, Video Games, Alterna-History, MLP: Friendship Is Magic
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:Planet Earth
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#62 - Could I get a source on this gif?  [+] (1 new reply) 48 minutes ago on Culture references in Shrek 0
User avatar #69 - sweatanus (19 minutes ago) [-]
Queen's blade 2: evil eye ep 2
#43 - How do you level up a character when playing DnD?  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on RPG funnies FINAL edition 0
User avatar #49 - Lainge (4 hours ago) [-]
Encounters give you experience based on how difficult the encounter is assumed to be for your party's overall combined level/quantity of players.
Then it's just the same as regular games, earn enough exp to get to the next level.
Most groups do their leveling up at the end of a session so you don't waste time when playing, and some do it at rest periods.
When you level up you get whatever new features your class will have and roll dice for more health and all sorts of other shit.
#20 - He's being chased by his younger brother who is riding a Saint… 5 hours ago on Jump Scare +1
#15 - A Doritos commercial, I **** you not.  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on Jump Scare +2
#18 - xxitzchubbsxx (5 hours ago) [-]
But that just raises more questions.
User avatar #20 - vortexrain (5 hours ago) [-]
He's being chased by his younger brother who is riding a Saint Bernard like a horse.
#147 - What about Puerto Rico, and Guam?  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Marines 0
User avatar #148 - thatoneiranianguy (5 hours ago) [-]
[Federal] Military personal can not operate as Law Enforcement in the United States due to the Posse Comitatus Act. However, I do not know if this applies for Puerto Rico or Guam, as they are both unincorporated territories, that being said they don't have full rights as naturalized United States Citizens.
#146 - Damn, son. 5 hours ago on Marines +1
#12 - Yeah, totally. I wouldn't hurt anyone who didn't deserve it. 7 hours ago on Gang story part 2 +1
#3 - It's from snopes. They do satirical articles to bring attentio… 20 hours ago on Feminism effect 09:11 +7
#33 - I got a 60.  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on I was told to check My... 0
#34 - iwillrulenorway (21 hours ago) [-]
i got 150 first and now i got 100, i guess being a woman takes away 1/3 of your life's pleasure huh
#31 - I'm gonna put in the same answers, but mark female.  [+] (3 new replies) 21 hours ago on I was told to check My... 0
#32 - iwillrulenorway (21 hours ago) [-]
me too, let's see how much score it retracts
User avatar #33 - vortexrain (21 hours ago) [-]
I got a 60.
#34 - iwillrulenorway (21 hours ago) [-]
i got 150 first and now i got 100, i guess being a woman takes away 1/3 of your life's pleasure huh

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User avatar #79 - blucheese (06/21/2014) [-]
What up ass *******
#75 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW I realised I masturbated with this.
MFW I realised I masturbated with this.
#74 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFConstantly through the video.
MFConstantly through the video.
#73 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW He inserts his hand into the IDon'tKnowWhatThatCreatureIs' anus and everything goes x-ray.
MFW He inserts his hand into the IDon'tKnowWhatThatCreatureIs' anus and everything goes x-ray.
#72 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW Wine bottles.
MFW Wine bottles.
User avatar #71 to #68 - hellsjester (01/17/2014) [-]
i didn't fap but i couldn't help but watch this all the way through. it was hypnotizing
User avatar #69 to #68 - gongthehawkeye (01/17/2014) [-]
Not my proudest fap.......
User avatar #70 to #69 - vortexrain ONLINE (01/17/2014) [-]
Welcome to the club.
User avatar #66 - DremoraValkynaz (10/10/2013) [-]
Started reading the Percy Jackson series. It's rather epic I must say, currently on The Battle of the Labyrinth.
User avatar #67 to #66 - vortexrain ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Just wait until you get in to the next series, The Heroes of Olympus. It takes place a few months after The Last Olympian.
#57 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
It's okay though, lots of people get attached to cerebral things.
Just like me, but you don't have to be a dick about it if someone doesn't agree with your point of view on said things.
Seriously, don't be that guy.

User avatar #58 to #57 - vortexrain ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #59 to #58 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
You downvoted the comment I made on that katawa shoujo post 5 minutes ago without even replying. And since I have an inferiority complex, that agitates me.
User avatar #60 to #59 - vortexrain ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but everytime I go on a post the most recent comment gets thumbed down. I'm not doing it on purpose, I'm sorry.
User avatar #61 to #60 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
Seriously?

Okay then w/e. You should fix that, sounds like a javascript error.
User avatar #62 to #61 - vortexrain ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
I figured that. I got it fixed.
#55 - Womens Study Major (09/12/2013) [-]
hey. i don 't know you. you didn't Went to my school
User avatar #56 to #55 - vortexrain ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Ok then, what's my name?
#34 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Hey. so this is my second attempt, with any live action atrocities P:

Added some minor effects, if you don't like em, I can remove em.
User avatar #35 to #34 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Without*
User avatar #36 to #35 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
You don't realise how much I love you right now. This is ******* awesome!
User avatar #37 to #36 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Thanks a bunch, I'm glad you like it = ) Feel free to ask for anything, anytime. I had fun making it too.

I'l try working on a wallpaper tomorrow. Any specific dimensions?
User avatar #38 to #37 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
My resolution is 1366x768, so I guess somewhere around there. Thanks..
User avatar #39 to #38 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
No problem, I can make it exactly that You're welcome!
User avatar #40 to #39 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
Sorry for the late reply. Thank you.
#41 to #40 - DremoraValkynaz (08/17/2013) [-]
No need to apologize, perfectly fine.

Here's a work in progress of the wallpaper.
User avatar #42 to #41 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
That looks great! Keep it up!
#43 to #42 - DremoraValkynaz (08/20/2013) [-]
Hey, how're things with you?

A little progress on the wallpaper - As shown in the above, I'm kinda going for a rusted, industrial feel. In this I added a rusted metal vibe that's be sorta eroded away in parts.

Anyway, feedback is always appreciated, as it helps me improve! Toodles.
User avatar #44 to #43 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
It looks a little too faded around the top and bottom of the images.
User avatar #46 to #44 - DremoraValkynaz (08/20/2013) [-]
Actually, I'l have to work on it tomorrow, I can't find my project file, so I have to revert back to an earlier stage. Apologies for the delay
User avatar #47 to #46 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
No problem bro, take your time.
#48 to #47 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
So here's the next WiP.

I had to start from scratch due to some errors on my end. I wanted to keep the rusty feel, I felt the previous was a tad bit overwhelming. The metal plate engraved effect is something I wanted to try with the covers.

If I can't get anywhere with this sort of theme, I'l dump the metal style and try something else.
User avatar #49 to #48 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
This is loads better.
#51 to #49 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
(Apologies for all the spam past few days)

Added The House of Hades cover in there and some minor effects overall.

I think I'm finished now, not much more I can from my perspective, unless you want anything or something removed?
User avatar #53 to #51 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Looks good, thank you.
User avatar #54 to #53 - DremoraValkynaz (08/23/2013) [-]
You're welcome! If you would like anything else, or such, feel free to message me or such.

Have a good weekend, see ya.
User avatar #52 to #51 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
can add*
User avatar #50 to #49 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
Thanks for the feedback, as always.

I'l try to keep it on this simple route, some more ideas I want to add, nothing major, some touches here and there and it should finally be done.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DremoraValkynaz (08/20/2013) [-]
Hm, aye I see now, damn I didn't spot that.

I shall have it amended shortly.
#25 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
So here's a quick work in progress, I just grabbed some images off google for all the books and just picked a few of them to use.
User avatar #26 to #25 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
This looks great, but here's a little bro tip. The fans of the series don't like the live action adaptations.
Could you try you best to not include any live action images?
The second image from the left is from the movie.
I do like, but the live action image throws it off.

User avatar #27 to #26 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Ah, duly noted.

I shall avoid it from now.
User avatar #30 to #27 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Hope this helps you out.
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User avatar #32 to #30 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Would you like me to do it in the same style as above?

And any particular combo you'd like?
User avatar #33 to #32 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
You're doin' fine, and I don't really have a particular style, or combo, in mind.
User avatar #31 to #30 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
This is excellent, thanks a bunch
User avatar #28 to #27 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Thacnk you.
User avatar #29 to #28 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I ****** that up.
#10 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Hey there.

I was going about my usual editing routine and decided to make an Emi facebook timeline cover (I make a lot of FB covers). Since you provided the images for me last time, thought I'd show you some progress (You might not give two hoots, but that's cool, just thought I'd chuck it yer way anywho)

This is a rough work in progress, I normally change stuff around before I'm 100% happy, but the look I'm going for is the yellow vintage look, as if reminiscing.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I gave you images?
#12 to #11 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
<-- Aye, all the colored characters.

(Apologies, I should have elaborated further)
User avatar #13 to #12 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
That's what I figured.
It looks great. Got anymore?
#14 to #13 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Thank ya!

Aye, I have a couple of KS ones I've made but not with the colored mini characters. Most are work in progress that I haven't got a chance to work on,
User avatar #16 to #14 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
That's awesome! Keep me posted?
#18 to #16 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Sure thing!

If you have anything to request (KS related or not) I'd be happy to try and do something. I also make wallpapers now and again, some are easier than others. I actually made a good few for the people on the video game board here.

This is a personal favorite.
#19 to #18 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
That's really good looking.
Could you do either a wallpaper, or timeline cover of Percy Jackson? Like one for each the books?
User avatar #20 to #19 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
I could do both no problem

Will take some time, the timeline being the easier of the both. Since I'm unfamiliar with the series, anything in particular you'd like, or would you rather I conjure something up?
User avatar #21 to #20 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
You have free reign.
User avatar #22 to #21 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Anything you want to do, do it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Excellent, thank you.

I'l post back here when I have some progress, you can tell me if you want something changed etc etc.
User avatar #24 to #23 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Alright, and thank you.
#17 to #15 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
I have few others, but they're pretty plain
User avatar #9 - vortexrain ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - amissingmouse (02/05/2013) [-]
Hey :)
You got a skype?
#6 - dareposta (11/12/2012) [-]
ty :3 <3
User avatar #7 to #6 - vortexrain ONLINE (11/12/2012) [-]
No problem.
#3 - Womens Study Major (11/09/2011) [-]
Hey I know you. You went to my school.
User avatar #4 to #3 - vortexrain ONLINE (11/09/2011) [-]
Coffee County Central High?
#5 to #4 - Womens Study Major (11/09/2011) [-]
yes. i saw you in the yearbook. we kinda knew each other for a while
#2 - kyrill (09/14/2011) [-]
**kyrill rolled a random image** MFW i rape you
#1 - PenguinArmy (09/09/2011) [-]
T_T
it happens to us all
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