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Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed 2, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, Assassin's Creed 3, Assassin's Creed 4, Skyrim, Asura's Wrath
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Interests: Reading, Video Games, Alterna-History, MLP: Friendship Is Magic
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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i have 0. i really want it to remain that way so i wont feel obligated to post content. pic semi related
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Just subscribed. You mad? yeah you mad
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#44 - congthea (20 hours ago) [-]
You are doing God's work.
User avatar #45 - heartlessrobot (20 hours ago) [-]
Errbody loves futa.
#46 - congthea (20 hours ago) [-]
Chicks with dicks are the best.
Except for futa on shota. Or regular shota.
User avatar #48 - heartlessrobot (20 hours ago) [-]
Are you saying shota is better or you don't like shota?
#50 - congthea (20 hours ago) [-]
I love shota. It's best.
#49 - congthea (20 hours ago) [-]
Oh god that's hot.
User avatar #51 - heartlessrobot (20 hours ago) [-]
I know. I wish I could get railed by a girl like one of those. Or all of those at the same time.
#53 - congthea (20 hours ago) [-]
www.imagefap.com/photo/762352162/?link=thm
www.imagefap.com/photo/1283636800/?link=thm

I'm usually not attracted to black women, but I find that extremely hot. The bigger the dick the better. To a point, of course. I want a horse, but not a dick the size of a bus.
User avatar #54 - heartlessrobot (20 hours ago) [-]
I do have a thing for black women though. Especially when they have a dick.
The fact that they're ramming a petite shota with their massive dick is a huge bonus.
#56 - congthea (20 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah, that definitely helps. Though I think a shota getting rammed by any massive dick is pretty hot.
User avatar #58 - heartlessrobot (20 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah. And the Pink girl is hot too. And all the pasty pale ones.
And I'm looking for that super deep throat modded game where you can give the person on their knees a penis.
#84 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
It is. But I just meant regular, non-shota bestiality.
#80 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
I love those sites.
But I meant real bestiality.
User avatar #81 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
Well, real shota is illegal.
#78 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
Oh god I'd love to see that. It's a shame a horse would probably damage the shota.
I have a hard time finding long videos of it. Though dog is always in high quantities.
User avatar #79 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
Gelbooru and e621 are your friend.
#75 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
I do too.
Do you watch any of it?
User avatar #77 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
And yeah, I do.
User avatar #76 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
Shota getting plowed by horse or getting mounted by a well hung dog is awesome.
#73 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
Oh wonderful. So you'd probably agree that horse cock futa is best futa?
User avatar #74 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
It is.
I also like bestiality.
#71 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
You've got that right.
How do you feel about horse cock?
User avatar #72 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
I love it.
#66 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah. If that does get made, then be sure to tell me about it. I want to see a little shota become a bitch for a big dick futa.
User avatar #69 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
Big dick futa is best futa.
#64 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
That's pretty hot. I think I'll have a lot of fun playing around with that.
User avatar #65 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
I hope he makes the doggystyle one soon. I want to see a futa ramming a twink and be able to control it.
#61 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
Ohhh, I've seen that before. Not really played around with it much though.
User avatar #62 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
This one is different, you can give the person on their knees a penis.
#59 - congthea (20 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I agree.
What game is that? I've never heard of anything like it.
User avatar #60 - heartlessrobot (20 hours ago) [-]
www.dropbox.com/s/e7s2m7jitan86jr/SDT_1_21_1b.swf
When you download it, drag it to a new tab on your browser.
User avatar #22 - masdercheef (07/21/2014) [-]
aay, that is the shit I do like. You have done the community a service on this day.
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User avatar #11 - heartlessrobot (07/21/2014) [-]
503 files, it's gonna take a while. Postimage.org ok?
User avatar #13 - vortexrain (07/21/2014) [-]
Sure.
#44 - congthea (20 hours ago) [-]
You are doing God's work.
User avatar #45 - heartlessrobot (20 hours ago) [-]
Errbody loves futa.
#46 - congthea (20 hours ago) [-]
Chicks with dicks are the best.
Except for futa on shota. Or regular shota.
User avatar #48 - heartlessrobot (20 hours ago) [-]
Are you saying shota is better or you don't like shota?
#50 - congthea (20 hours ago) [-]
I love shota. It's best.
#49 - congthea (20 hours ago) [-]
Oh god that's hot.
User avatar #51 - heartlessrobot (20 hours ago) [-]
I know. I wish I could get railed by a girl like one of those. Or all of those at the same time.
#53 - congthea (20 hours ago) [-]
www.imagefap.com/photo/762352162/?link=thm
www.imagefap.com/photo/1283636800/?link=thm

I'm usually not attracted to black women, but I find that extremely hot. The bigger the dick the better. To a point, of course. I want a horse, but not a dick the size of a bus.
User avatar #54 - heartlessrobot (20 hours ago) [-]
I do have a thing for black women though. Especially when they have a dick.
The fact that they're ramming a petite shota with their massive dick is a huge bonus.
#56 - congthea (20 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah, that definitely helps. Though I think a shota getting rammed by any massive dick is pretty hot.
User avatar #58 - heartlessrobot (20 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah. And the Pink girl is hot too. And all the pasty pale ones.
And I'm looking for that super deep throat modded game where you can give the person on their knees a penis.
#84 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
It is. But I just meant regular, non-shota bestiality.
#80 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
I love those sites.
But I meant real bestiality.
User avatar #81 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
Well, real shota is illegal.
#78 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
Oh god I'd love to see that. It's a shame a horse would probably damage the shota.
I have a hard time finding long videos of it. Though dog is always in high quantities.
User avatar #79 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
Gelbooru and e621 are your friend.
#75 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
I do too.
Do you watch any of it?
User avatar #77 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
And yeah, I do.
User avatar #76 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
Shota getting plowed by horse or getting mounted by a well hung dog is awesome.
#73 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
Oh wonderful. So you'd probably agree that horse cock futa is best futa?
User avatar #74 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
It is.
I also like bestiality.
#71 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
You've got that right.
How do you feel about horse cock?
User avatar #72 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
I love it.
#66 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah. If that does get made, then be sure to tell me about it. I want to see a little shota become a bitch for a big dick futa.
User avatar #69 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
Big dick futa is best futa.
#64 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
That's pretty hot. I think I'll have a lot of fun playing around with that.
User avatar #65 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
I hope he makes the doggystyle one soon. I want to see a futa ramming a twink and be able to control it.
#61 - congthea (19 hours ago) [-]
Ohhh, I've seen that before. Not really played around with it much though.
User avatar #62 - heartlessrobot (19 hours ago) [-]
This one is different, you can give the person on their knees a penis.
#59 - congthea (20 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I agree.
What game is that? I've never heard of anything like it.
User avatar #60 - heartlessrobot (20 hours ago) [-]
www.dropbox.com/s/e7s2m7jitan86jr/SDT_1_21_1b.swf
When you download it, drag it to a new tab on your browser.
User avatar #22 - masdercheef (07/21/2014) [-]
aay, that is the shit I do like. You have done the community a service on this day.

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User avatar #79 - blucheese (06/21/2014) [-]
What up ass *******
#75 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW I realised I 						***********					 with this.
MFW I realised I *********** with this.
#74 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFConstantly through the video.
MFConstantly through the video.
#73 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW He inserts his hand into the IDon'tKnowWhatThatCreatureIs' anus and everything goes x-ray.
MFW He inserts his hand into the IDon'tKnowWhatThatCreatureIs' anus and everything goes x-ray.
#72 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW Wine bottles.
MFW Wine bottles.
User avatar #71 to #68 - hellsjester (01/17/2014) [-]
i didn't fap but i couldn't help but watch this all the way through. it was hypnotizing
User avatar #69 to #68 - gongthehawkeye (01/17/2014) [-]
Not my proudest fap.......
User avatar #70 to #69 - vortexrain (01/17/2014) [-]
Welcome to the club.
User avatar #66 - DremoraValkynaz (10/10/2013) [-]
Started reading the Percy Jackson series. It's rather epic I must say, currently on The Battle of the Labyrinth.
User avatar #67 to #66 - vortexrain (10/10/2013) [-]
Just wait until you get in to the next series, The Heroes of Olympus. It takes place a few months after The Last Olympian.
#57 - cleomech ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
It's okay though, lots of people get attached to cerebral things.
Just like me, but you don't have to be a dick about it if someone doesn't agree with your point of view on said things.
Seriously, don't be that guy.

User avatar #58 to #57 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #59 to #58 - cleomech ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
You downvoted the comment I made on that katawa shoujo post 5 minutes ago without even replying. And since I have an inferiority complex, that agitates me.
User avatar #60 to #59 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but everytime I go on a post the most recent comment gets thumbed down. I'm not doing it on purpose, I'm sorry.
User avatar #61 to #60 - cleomech ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Seriously?

Okay then w/e. You should fix that, sounds like a javascript error.
User avatar #62 to #61 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
I figured that. I got it fixed.
#55 - devout feminist (09/12/2013) [-]
hey. i don 't know you. you didn't Went to my school
User avatar #56 to #55 - vortexrain (09/12/2013) [-]
Ok then, what's my name?
#34 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Hey. so this is my second attempt, with any live action atrocities P:

Added some minor effects, if you don't like em, I can remove em.
User avatar #35 to #34 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Without*
User avatar #36 to #35 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
You don't realise how much I love you right now. This is ******* awesome!
User avatar #37 to #36 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Thanks a bunch, I'm glad you like it = ) Feel free to ask for anything, anytime. I had fun making it too.

I'l try working on a wallpaper tomorrow. Any specific dimensions?
User avatar #38 to #37 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
My resolution is 1366x768, so I guess somewhere around there. Thanks..
User avatar #39 to #38 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
No problem, I can make it exactly that You're welcome!
User avatar #40 to #39 - vortexrain (08/17/2013) [-]
Sorry for the late reply. Thank you.
#41 to #40 - DremoraValkynaz (08/17/2013) [-]
No need to apologize, perfectly fine.

Here's a work in progress of the wallpaper.
User avatar #42 to #41 - vortexrain (08/18/2013) [-]
That looks great! Keep it up!
#43 to #42 - DremoraValkynaz (08/20/2013) [-]
Hey, how're things with you?

A little progress on the wallpaper - As shown in the above, I'm kinda going for a rusted, industrial feel. In this I added a rusted metal vibe that's be sorta eroded away in parts.

Anyway, feedback is always appreciated, as it helps me improve! Toodles.
User avatar #44 to #43 - vortexrain (08/20/2013) [-]
It looks a little too faded around the top and bottom of the images.
User avatar #46 to #44 - DremoraValkynaz (08/20/2013) [-]
Actually, I'l have to work on it tomorrow, I can't find my project file, so I have to revert back to an earlier stage. Apologies for the delay
User avatar #47 to #46 - vortexrain (08/20/2013) [-]
No problem bro, take your time.
#48 to #47 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
So here's the next WiP.

I had to start from scratch due to some errors on my end. I wanted to keep the rusty feel, I felt the previous was a tad bit overwhelming. The metal plate engraved effect is something I wanted to try with the covers.

If I can't get anywhere with this sort of theme, I'l dump the metal style and try something else.
User avatar #49 to #48 - vortexrain (08/22/2013) [-]
This is loads better.
#51 to #49 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
(Apologies for all the spam past few days)

Added The House of Hades cover in there and some minor effects overall.

I think I'm finished now, not much more I can from my perspective, unless you want anything or something removed?
User avatar #53 to #51 - vortexrain (08/23/2013) [-]
Looks good, thank you.
User avatar #54 to #53 - DremoraValkynaz (08/23/2013) [-]
You're welcome! If you would like anything else, or such, feel free to message me or such.

Have a good weekend, see ya.
User avatar #52 to #51 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
can add*
User avatar #50 to #49 - DremoraValkynaz (08/22/2013) [-]
Thanks for the feedback, as always.

I'l try to keep it on this simple route, some more ideas I want to add, nothing major, some touches here and there and it should finally be done.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DremoraValkynaz (08/20/2013) [-]
Hm, aye I see now, damn I didn't spot that.

I shall have it amended shortly.
#25 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
So here's a quick work in progress, I just grabbed some images off google for all the books and just picked a few of them to use.
User avatar #26 to #25 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
This looks great, but here's a little bro tip. The fans of the series don't like the live action adaptations.
Could you try you best to not include any live action images?
The second image from the left is from the movie.
I do like, but the live action image throws it off.

User avatar #27 to #26 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Ah, duly noted.

I shall avoid it from now.
User avatar #32 to #30 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Would you like me to do it in the same style as above?

And any particular combo you'd like?
User avatar #33 to #32 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
You're doin' fine, and I don't really have a particular style, or combo, in mind.
User avatar #31 to #30 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
This is excellent, thanks a bunch
User avatar #28 to #27 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
Thacnk you.
User avatar #29 to #28 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
I ****** that up.
#10 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Hey there.

I was going about my usual editing routine and decided to make an Emi facebook timeline cover (I make a lot of FB covers). Since you provided the images for me last time, thought I'd show you some progress (You might not give two hoots, but that's cool, just thought I'd chuck it yer way anywho)

This is a rough work in progress, I normally change stuff around before I'm 100% happy, but the look I'm going for is the yellow vintage look, as if reminiscing.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
I gave you images?
#12 to #11 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
<-- Aye, all the colored characters.

(Apologies, I should have elaborated further)
User avatar #13 to #12 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
That's what I figured.
It looks great. Got anymore?
#14 to #13 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Thank ya!

Aye, I have a couple of KS ones I've made but not with the colored mini characters. Most are work in progress that I haven't got a chance to work on,
User avatar #16 to #14 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
That's awesome! Keep me posted?
#18 to #16 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Sure thing!

If you have anything to request (KS related or not) I'd be happy to try and do something. I also make wallpapers now and again, some are easier than others. I actually made a good few for the people on the video game board here.

This is a personal favorite.
#19 to #18 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
That's really good looking.
Could you do either a wallpaper, or timeline cover of Percy Jackson? Like one for each the books?
User avatar #20 to #19 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
I could do both no problem

Will take some time, the timeline being the easier of the both. Since I'm unfamiliar with the series, anything in particular you'd like, or would you rather I conjure something up?
User avatar #21 to #20 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
You have free reign.
User avatar #22 to #21 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
Anything you want to do, do it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
Excellent, thank you.

I'l post back here when I have some progress, you can tell me if you want something changed etc etc.
User avatar #24 to #23 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
Alright, and thank you.
#17 to #15 - DremoraValkynaz (08/15/2013) [-]
I have few others, but they're pretty plain
User avatar #9 - vortexrain (07/26/2013) [-]
**vortexrain like this**
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**vortexrain likes this.**
User avatar #78 to #77 - vortexrain (04/25/2014) [-]
**vortexrain wants to **** you in the ass**
User avatar #8 - amissingmouse (02/05/2013) [-]
Hey :)
You got a skype?
#6 - dareposta (11/12/2012) [-]
ty :3 <3
User avatar #7 to #6 - vortexrain (11/12/2012) [-]
No problem.
#3 - devout feminist (11/09/2011) [-]
Hey I know you. You went to my school.
User avatar #4 to #3 - vortexrain (11/09/2011) [-]
Coffee County Central High?
#5 to #4 - devout feminist (11/09/2011) [-]
yes. i saw you in the yearbook. we kinda knew each other for a while
#2 - kyrill (09/14/2011) [-]
**kyrill rolled a random image** MFW i rape you
#1 - PenguinArmy (09/09/2011) [-]
T_T
it happens to us all
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