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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP
Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed 2, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, Assassin's Creed 3, Assassin's Creed 4, Skyrim, Asura's Wrath
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Interests: Reading, Video Games, Alterna-History, MLP: Friendship Is Magic
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
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    Nice Timing Nice Timing
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#83 - kaboomz  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Running gag +1
#84 - kaboomz (7 hours ago) [-]
THANK YOU
#82 - Hey, I found the source on this. I also found a version withou…  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on Running gag +1
User avatar #83 - vortexrain (14 hours ago) [-]
kaboomz
#84 - kaboomz (7 hours ago) [-]
THANK YOU
#81 - Original: No Panties: 14 hours ago on vortexrain's profile 0
#25578 - Anybody know how fast Quicksilver is supposed to be in Age of … 16 hours ago on Television - cartoon... 0
#28 - I'm gonna go a bit off topic here. Anyone remember that guy wh… 16 hours ago on Sound Familiar? 0
#19837 - I've been trying to lose weight since January, but never reall…  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #19846 - oborawatabinost (12 hours ago) [-]
If you can't get much cardio in, then losing weight's probably going to be a bit more difficult. You'll have to rely more on your diet then, I'd say.
#19 - How are they running out of chocolate milk? It's not like the…  [+] (4 new replies) 17 hours ago on Sound Familiar? 0
User avatar #23 - DemonBowx (16 hours ago) [-]
It's produced by a small company who can only produce about 15,000 bottles a week, for a nation of 4.4million people. This Chocolate milk tastes like easter eggs and Jesus' semen.
#24 - desacabose (16 hours ago) [-]
"Jesus where you going"
"Bringing my milk to New Zealand girls"
User avatar #28 - vortexrain (16 hours ago) [-]
I'm gonna go a bit off topic here. Anyone remember that guy who's going around dressed as Jesus, and carrying a cross? Anyway, he came through Manchester, TN a few weeks ago. I just felt like sharing that that guy is still around.
User avatar #26 - DemonBowx (16 hours ago) [-]
I knew we were going to be the country to receive his Second Coming.
#163 - But wasn't it from clay? And wouldn't that make her a type of golem?  [+] (1 new reply) 17 hours ago on Justice League Thread 0
User avatar #164 - furrysheaperd (13 hours ago) [-]
i think thats just their version of "the stork" her mom did the nasty with a three tongued demon
#161 - I thought the gods made her from clay, or something like that.  [+] (3 new replies) 17 hours ago on Justice League Thread 0
User avatar #162 - garymotherfingoak (17 hours ago) [-]
oh, that.

She was sculpted by Hippolyta and Hades
User avatar #163 - vortexrain (17 hours ago) [-]
But wasn't it from clay? And wouldn't that make her a type of golem?
User avatar #164 - furrysheaperd (13 hours ago) [-]
i think thats just their version of "the stork" her mom did the nasty with a three tongued demon
#159 - I was thinking on it earlier today, and thought I'd ask.  [+] (5 new replies) 17 hours ago on Justice League Thread 0
User avatar #160 - garymotherfingoak (17 hours ago) [-]
what made you think she's a golem though? the big tough rocky guys
User avatar #161 - vortexrain (17 hours ago) [-]
I thought the gods made her from clay, or something like that.
User avatar #162 - garymotherfingoak (17 hours ago) [-]
oh, that.

She was sculpted by Hippolyta and Hades
User avatar #163 - vortexrain (17 hours ago) [-]
But wasn't it from clay? And wouldn't that make her a type of golem?
User avatar #164 - furrysheaperd (13 hours ago) [-]
i think thats just their version of "the stork" her mom did the nasty with a three tongued demon

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#80 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 - blucheese (06/21/2014) [-]
What up ass *******
#75 to #68 - folkflunky ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW I realised I masturbated with this.
MFW I realised I masturbated with this.
#74 to #68 - folkflunky ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
MFConstantly through the video.
MFConstantly through the video.
#73 to #68 - folkflunky ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW He inserts his hand into the IDon'tKnowWhatThatCreatureIs' anus and everything goes x-ray.
MFW He inserts his hand into the IDon'tKnowWhatThatCreatureIs' anus and everything goes x-ray.
#72 to #68 - folkflunky ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW Wine bottles.
MFW Wine bottles.
User avatar #71 to #68 - hellsjester (01/17/2014) [-]
i didn't fap but i couldn't help but watch this all the way through. it was hypnotizing
User avatar #69 to #68 - gongthehawkeye (01/17/2014) [-]
Not my proudest fap.......
User avatar #70 to #69 - vortexrain (01/17/2014) [-]
Welcome to the club.
User avatar #66 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Started reading the Percy Jackson series. It's rather epic I must say, currently on The Battle of the Labyrinth.
User avatar #67 to #66 - vortexrain (10/10/2013) [-]
Just wait until you get in to the next series, The Heroes of Olympus. It takes place a few months after The Last Olympian.
#57 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
It's okay though, lots of people get attached to cerebral things.
Just like me, but you don't have to be a dick about it if someone doesn't agree with your point of view on said things.
Seriously, don't be that guy.

User avatar #58 to #57 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #59 to #58 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
You downvoted the comment I made on that katawa shoujo post 5 minutes ago without even replying. And since I have an inferiority complex, that agitates me.
User avatar #60 to #59 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but everytime I go on a post the most recent comment gets thumbed down. I'm not doing it on purpose, I'm sorry.
User avatar #61 to #60 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
Seriously?

Okay then w/e. You should fix that, sounds like a javascript error.
User avatar #62 to #61 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
I figured that. I got it fixed.
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2013) [-]
hey. i don 't know you. you didn't Went to my school
User avatar #56 to #55 - vortexrain (09/12/2013) [-]
Ok then, what's my name?
#34 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Hey. so this is my second attempt, with any live action atrocities P:

Added some minor effects, if you don't like em, I can remove em.
User avatar #35 to #34 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Without*
User avatar #36 to #35 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
You don't realise how much I love you right now. This is ******* awesome!
User avatar #37 to #36 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Thanks a bunch, I'm glad you like it = ) Feel free to ask for anything, anytime. I had fun making it too.

I'l try working on a wallpaper tomorrow. Any specific dimensions?
User avatar #38 to #37 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
My resolution is 1366x768, so I guess somewhere around there. Thanks..
User avatar #39 to #38 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
No problem, I can make it exactly that You're welcome!
User avatar #40 to #39 - vortexrain (08/17/2013) [-]
Sorry for the late reply. Thank you.
#41 to #40 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
No need to apologize, perfectly fine.

Here's a work in progress of the wallpaper.
User avatar #42 to #41 - vortexrain (08/18/2013) [-]
That looks great! Keep it up!
#43 to #42 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Hey, how're things with you?

A little progress on the wallpaper - As shown in the above, I'm kinda going for a rusted, industrial feel. In this I added a rusted metal vibe that's be sorta eroded away in parts.

Anyway, feedback is always appreciated, as it helps me improve! Toodles.
User avatar #44 to #43 - vortexrain (08/20/2013) [-]
It looks a little too faded around the top and bottom of the images.
User avatar #46 to #44 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Actually, I'l have to work on it tomorrow, I can't find my project file, so I have to revert back to an earlier stage. Apologies for the delay
User avatar #47 to #46 - vortexrain (08/20/2013) [-]
No problem bro, take your time.
#48 to #47 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
So here's the next WiP.

I had to start from scratch due to some errors on my end. I wanted to keep the rusty feel, I felt the previous was a tad bit overwhelming. The metal plate engraved effect is something I wanted to try with the covers.

If I can't get anywhere with this sort of theme, I'l dump the metal style and try something else.
User avatar #49 to #48 - vortexrain (08/22/2013) [-]
This is loads better.
#51 to #49 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
(Apologies for all the spam past few days)

Added The House of Hades cover in there and some minor effects overall.

I think I'm finished now, not much more I can from my perspective, unless you want anything or something removed?
User avatar #53 to #51 - vortexrain (08/23/2013) [-]
Looks good, thank you.
User avatar #54 to #53 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
You're welcome! If you would like anything else, or such, feel free to message me or such.

Have a good weekend, see ya.
User avatar #52 to #51 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
can add*
User avatar #50 to #49 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Thanks for the feedback, as always.

I'l try to keep it on this simple route, some more ideas I want to add, nothing major, some touches here and there and it should finally be done.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Hm, aye I see now, damn I didn't spot that.

I shall have it amended shortly.
#25 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
So here's a quick work in progress, I just grabbed some images off google for all the books and just picked a few of them to use.
User avatar #26 to #25 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
This looks great, but here's a little bro tip. The fans of the series don't like the live action adaptations.
Could you try you best to not include any live action images?
The second image from the left is from the movie.
I do like, but the live action image throws it off.

User avatar #27 to #26 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Ah, duly noted.

I shall avoid it from now.
User avatar #32 to #30 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Would you like me to do it in the same style as above?

And any particular combo you'd like?
User avatar #33 to #32 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
You're doin' fine, and I don't really have a particular style, or combo, in mind.
User avatar #31 to #30 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
This is excellent, thanks a bunch
User avatar #28 to #27 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
Thacnk you.
User avatar #29 to #28 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
I ****** that up.
#10 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Hey there.

I was going about my usual editing routine and decided to make an Emi facebook timeline cover (I make a lot of FB covers). Since you provided the images for me last time, thought I'd show you some progress (You might not give two hoots, but that's cool, just thought I'd chuck it yer way anywho)

This is a rough work in progress, I normally change stuff around before I'm 100% happy, but the look I'm going for is the yellow vintage look, as if reminiscing.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
I gave you images?
#12 to #11 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
<-- Aye, all the colored characters.

(Apologies, I should have elaborated further)
User avatar #13 to #12 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
That's what I figured.
It looks great. Got anymore?
#14 to #13 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Thank ya!

Aye, I have a couple of KS ones I've made but not with the colored mini characters. Most are work in progress that I haven't got a chance to work on,
User avatar #16 to #14 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
That's awesome! Keep me posted?
#18 to #16 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Sure thing!

If you have anything to request (KS related or not) I'd be happy to try and do something. I also make wallpapers now and again, some are easier than others. I actually made a good few for the people on the video game board here.

This is a personal favorite.
#19 to #18 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
That's really good looking.
Could you do either a wallpaper, or timeline cover of Percy Jackson? Like one for each the books?
User avatar #20 to #19 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I could do both no problem

Will take some time, the timeline being the easier of the both. Since I'm unfamiliar with the series, anything in particular you'd like, or would you rather I conjure something up?
User avatar #21 to #20 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
You have free reign.
User avatar #22 to #21 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
Anything you want to do, do it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Excellent, thank you.

I'l post back here when I have some progress, you can tell me if you want something changed etc etc.
User avatar #24 to #23 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
Alright, and thank you.
#17 to #15 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I have few others, but they're pretty plain
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User avatar #8 - amissingmouse (02/05/2013) [-]
Hey :)
You got a skype?
#6 - dareposta (11/12/2012) [-]
ty :3 <3
User avatar #7 to #6 - vortexrain (11/12/2012) [-]
No problem.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/09/2011) [-]
Hey I know you. You went to my school.
User avatar #4 to #3 - vortexrain (11/09/2011) [-]
Coffee County Central High?
#5 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/09/2011) [-]
yes. i saw you in the yearbook. we kinda knew each other for a while
#2 - kyrill (09/14/2011) [-]
**kyrill rolled a random image** MFW i rape you
#1 - PenguinArmy (09/09/2011) [-]
T_T
it happens to us all
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