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Video Games Played: Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed 2, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, Assassin's Creed: Revelations, Assassin's Creed 3, Assassin's Creed 4, Skyrim, Asura's Wrath
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#52 - Sorry for wasting your time.  [+] (6 new replies) 6 hours ago on Ohh Jeremy 0
User avatar #53 - jokexplain (6 hours ago) [-]
no worries. you're one of the few who summoned me legitimately.
User avatar #59 - lebarricuda (4 hours ago) [-]
People are always fucking with you, huh? I find myself red-thumbing them a lot.
User avatar #60 - jokexplain (4 hours ago) [-]
don't, that's playing into their hands. they want to achieve negative levels.
ignore them / flag them
#73 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
No, the best thing to do is red-thumb them (then flag and ignore).

**Make other users' experiences better, not making trolls' experiences worse
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User avatar #83 - jokexplain (1 hour ago) [-]
eat shit
User avatar #61 - lebarricuda (4 hours ago) [-]
Will do, thanks!
#50 - The joke still doesn't make sense. They ****** up…  [+] (8 new replies) 6 hours ago on Ohh Jeremy 0
User avatar #51 - jokexplain (6 hours ago) [-]
it's a joke based on misdirection, not a terribly clever one, but it's there
User avatar #52 - vortexrain (6 hours ago) [-]
Sorry for wasting your time.
User avatar #53 - jokexplain (6 hours ago) [-]
no worries. you're one of the few who summoned me legitimately.
User avatar #59 - lebarricuda (4 hours ago) [-]
People are always fucking with you, huh? I find myself red-thumbing them a lot.
User avatar #60 - jokexplain (4 hours ago) [-]
don't, that's playing into their hands. they want to achieve negative levels.
ignore them / flag them
#73 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
No, the best thing to do is red-thumb them (then flag and ignore).

**Make other users' experiences better, not making trolls' experiences worse
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User avatar #83 - jokexplain (1 hour ago) [-]
eat shit
User avatar #61 - lebarricuda (4 hours ago) [-]
Will do, thanks!
#22 - I lifted for the first time in almost three months today. I'm …  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Feels +1
User avatar #29 - muffintime (5 hours ago) [-]
Welcome to my life.
#90 - I didn't even like him when I was younger, I thought he was th…  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on That’s Why He Is The Best... 0
#100 - taokami (7 hours ago) [-]
You don't like Bane?

Well, I could very well ask you the same question. www.funnyjunk.com/That%E2%80%99s+Why+He+Is+The+Best+SUPERH/funny-pictures/5105024/73#73

see how fucking retarded that question is?
#84 - By that logic Ra's al Ghul, Joker, Mr. Freeze, among others ar…  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on That’s Why He Is The Best... 0
#86 - taokami (8 hours ago) [-]
But those villains, in one way or another, resemble their comic book counter part. Mr. Freeze with the blue skin, Joker, with the green hair and purple business suit, and Liam Neeson was perfect for the role of Ra's al Ghul.

Bane on the other hand, didn't Resemble his comic book counter part at all. I would've been fine with it even if he wasn't mexican, but what really didn't sit well with me was that his mask looked like shit, he didn't have the tubes protruding from his body. He didn't look, in any way or form, like Bane from the comics.

In the "Batman & Robin" movie, they at least put those factors into making their Bane villain, although his skin was of green in hue, they at least made me believe that the guy was Bane, in every shape and form, and they made him grow large as he was being injected with venom, just like in the comics.
User avatar #90 - vortexrain (7 hours ago) [-]
I didn't even like him when I was younger, I thought he was the worst part of the whole movie. I hated Poison Ivy in that movie, and the only reason I like Mr. Freeze was because I like Arnold, and I thought his "jokes" were funny.
#100 - taokami (7 hours ago) [-]
You don't like Bane?

Well, I could very well ask you the same question. www.funnyjunk.com/That%E2%80%99s+Why+He+Is+The+Best+SUPERH/funny-pictures/5105024/73#73

see how fucking retarded that question is?
#79 - The fact that he was a retard with super retard strength might…  [+] (5 new replies) 8 hours ago on That’s Why He Is The Best... 0
#83 - taokami (8 hours ago) [-]
Well, I like my comic booked based movies look like the character from the comic book that they were based on.
User avatar #84 - vortexrain (8 hours ago) [-]
By that logic Ra's al Ghul, Joker, Mr. Freeze, among others are shit to you?
#86 - taokami (8 hours ago) [-]
But those villains, in one way or another, resemble their comic book counter part. Mr. Freeze with the blue skin, Joker, with the green hair and purple business suit, and Liam Neeson was perfect for the role of Ra's al Ghul.

Bane on the other hand, didn't Resemble his comic book counter part at all. I would've been fine with it even if he wasn't mexican, but what really didn't sit well with me was that his mask looked like shit, he didn't have the tubes protruding from his body. He didn't look, in any way or form, like Bane from the comics.

In the "Batman & Robin" movie, they at least put those factors into making their Bane villain, although his skin was of green in hue, they at least made me believe that the guy was Bane, in every shape and form, and they made him grow large as he was being injected with venom, just like in the comics.
User avatar #90 - vortexrain (7 hours ago) [-]
I didn't even like him when I was younger, I thought he was the worst part of the whole movie. I hated Poison Ivy in that movie, and the only reason I like Mr. Freeze was because I like Arnold, and I thought his "jokes" were funny.
#100 - taokami (7 hours ago) [-]
You don't like Bane?

Well, I could very well ask you the same question. www.funnyjunk.com/That%E2%80%99s+Why+He+Is+The+Best+SUPERH/funny-pictures/5105024/73#73

see how fucking retarded that question is?
#76 - I know what you meant.  [+] (7 new replies) 8 hours ago on That’s Why He Is The Best... 0
User avatar #78 - taokami (8 hours ago) [-]
Why not? He actually looked like Bane.
User avatar #79 - vortexrain (8 hours ago) [-]
The fact that he was a retard with super retard strength might have something to do with it.
#83 - taokami (8 hours ago) [-]
Well, I like my comic booked based movies look like the character from the comic book that they were based on.
User avatar #84 - vortexrain (8 hours ago) [-]
By that logic Ra's al Ghul, Joker, Mr. Freeze, among others are shit to you?
#86 - taokami (8 hours ago) [-]
But those villains, in one way or another, resemble their comic book counter part. Mr. Freeze with the blue skin, Joker, with the green hair and purple business suit, and Liam Neeson was perfect for the role of Ra's al Ghul.

Bane on the other hand, didn't Resemble his comic book counter part at all. I would've been fine with it even if he wasn't mexican, but what really didn't sit well with me was that his mask looked like shit, he didn't have the tubes protruding from his body. He didn't look, in any way or form, like Bane from the comics.

In the "Batman & Robin" movie, they at least put those factors into making their Bane villain, although his skin was of green in hue, they at least made me believe that the guy was Bane, in every shape and form, and they made him grow large as he was being injected with venom, just like in the comics.
User avatar #90 - vortexrain (7 hours ago) [-]
I didn't even like him when I was younger, I thought he was the worst part of the whole movie. I hated Poison Ivy in that movie, and the only reason I like Mr. Freeze was because I like Arnold, and I thought his "jokes" were funny.
#100 - taokami (7 hours ago) [-]
You don't like Bane?

Well, I could very well ask you the same question. www.funnyjunk.com/That%E2%80%99s+Why+He+Is+The+Best+SUPERH/funny-pictures/5105024/73#73

see how fucking retarded that question is?
#73 - What in the ever loving holy **** is wrong with you?  [+] (9 new replies) 8 hours ago on That’s Why He Is The Best... 0
User avatar #74 - taokami (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh wait no, Tim Burton was the nipple Bats, I meant Batman & Robin, I like the Bane there.
User avatar #76 - vortexrain (8 hours ago) [-]
I know what you meant.
User avatar #78 - taokami (8 hours ago) [-]
Why not? He actually looked like Bane.
User avatar #79 - vortexrain (8 hours ago) [-]
The fact that he was a retard with super retard strength might have something to do with it.
#83 - taokami (8 hours ago) [-]
Well, I like my comic booked based movies look like the character from the comic book that they were based on.
User avatar #84 - vortexrain (8 hours ago) [-]
By that logic Ra's al Ghul, Joker, Mr. Freeze, among others are shit to you?
#86 - taokami (8 hours ago) [-]
But those villains, in one way or another, resemble their comic book counter part. Mr. Freeze with the blue skin, Joker, with the green hair and purple business suit, and Liam Neeson was perfect for the role of Ra's al Ghul.

Bane on the other hand, didn't Resemble his comic book counter part at all. I would've been fine with it even if he wasn't mexican, but what really didn't sit well with me was that his mask looked like shit, he didn't have the tubes protruding from his body. He didn't look, in any way or form, like Bane from the comics.

In the "Batman & Robin" movie, they at least put those factors into making their Bane villain, although his skin was of green in hue, they at least made me believe that the guy was Bane, in every shape and form, and they made him grow large as he was being injected with venom, just like in the comics.
User avatar #90 - vortexrain (7 hours ago) [-]
I didn't even like him when I was younger, I thought he was the worst part of the whole movie. I hated Poison Ivy in that movie, and the only reason I like Mr. Freeze was because I like Arnold, and I thought his "jokes" were funny.
#100 - taokami (7 hours ago) [-]
You don't like Bane?

Well, I could very well ask you the same question. www.funnyjunk.com/That%E2%80%99s+Why+He+Is+The+Best+SUPERH/funny-pictures/5105024/73#73

see how fucking retarded that question is?
#36 - I thought the reason the Middle East did so well was that they… 8 hours ago on God works in mysterious ways +1
#36 - **** . I meant to say I'm not trying to be a dick.… 8 hours ago on Ohh Jeremy 0

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#75 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW I realised I 						***********					 with this.
MFW I realised I *********** with this.
#74 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFConstantly through the video.
MFConstantly through the video.
#73 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW He inserts his hand into the IDon'tKnowWhatThatCreatureIs' anus and everything goes x-ray.
MFW He inserts his hand into the IDon'tKnowWhatThatCreatureIs' anus and everything goes x-ray.
#72 to #68 - folkflunky (01/18/2014) [-]
MFW Wine bottles.
MFW Wine bottles.
User avatar #71 to #68 - hellsjester (01/17/2014) [-]
i didn't fap but i couldn't help but watch this all the way through. it was hypnotizing
User avatar #69 to #68 - gongthehawkeye (01/17/2014) [-]
Not my proudest fap.......
User avatar #70 to #69 - vortexrain (01/17/2014) [-]
Welcome to the club.
User avatar #66 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Started reading the Percy Jackson series. It's rather epic I must say, currently on The Battle of the Labyrinth.
User avatar #67 to #66 - vortexrain (10/10/2013) [-]
Just wait until you get in to the next series, The Heroes of Olympus. It takes place a few months after The Last Olympian.
#57 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
It's okay though, lots of people get attached to cerebral things.
Just like me, but you don't have to be a dick about it if someone doesn't agree with your point of view on said things.
Seriously, don't be that guy.

User avatar #58 to #57 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #59 to #58 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
You downvoted the comment I made on that katawa shoujo post 5 minutes ago without even replying. And since I have an inferiority complex, that agitates me.
User avatar #60 to #59 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but everytime I go on a post the most recent comment gets thumbed down. I'm not doing it on purpose, I'm sorry.
User avatar #61 to #60 - cleomech (09/14/2013) [-]
Seriously?

Okay then w/e. You should fix that, sounds like a javascript error.
User avatar #62 to #61 - vortexrain (09/14/2013) [-]
I figured that. I got it fixed.
#55 - anonymous (09/12/2013) [-]
hey. i don 't know you. you didn't Went to my school
User avatar #56 to #55 - vortexrain (09/12/2013) [-]
Ok then, what's my name?
#34 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Hey. so this is my second attempt, with any live action atrocities P:

Added some minor effects, if you don't like em, I can remove em.
User avatar #35 to #34 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Without*
User avatar #36 to #35 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
You don't realise how much I love you right now. This is ******* awesome!
User avatar #37 to #36 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Thanks a bunch, I'm glad you like it = ) Feel free to ask for anything, anytime. I had fun making it too.

I'l try working on a wallpaper tomorrow. Any specific dimensions?
User avatar #38 to #37 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
My resolution is 1366x768, so I guess somewhere around there. Thanks..
User avatar #39 to #38 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
No problem, I can make it exactly that You're welcome!
User avatar #40 to #39 - vortexrain (08/17/2013) [-]
Sorry for the late reply. Thank you.
#41 to #40 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
No need to apologize, perfectly fine.

Here's a work in progress of the wallpaper.
User avatar #42 to #41 - vortexrain (08/18/2013) [-]
That looks great! Keep it up!
#43 to #42 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Hey, how're things with you?

A little progress on the wallpaper - As shown in the above, I'm kinda going for a rusted, industrial feel. In this I added a rusted metal vibe that's be sorta eroded away in parts.

Anyway, feedback is always appreciated, as it helps me improve! Toodles.
User avatar #44 to #43 - vortexrain (08/20/2013) [-]
It looks a little too faded around the top and bottom of the images.
User avatar #46 to #44 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Actually, I'l have to work on it tomorrow, I can't find my project file, so I have to revert back to an earlier stage. Apologies for the delay
User avatar #47 to #46 - vortexrain (08/20/2013) [-]
No problem bro, take your time.
#48 to #47 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
So here's the next WiP.

I had to start from scratch due to some errors on my end. I wanted to keep the rusty feel, I felt the previous was a tad bit overwhelming. The metal plate engraved effect is something I wanted to try with the covers.

If I can't get anywhere with this sort of theme, I'l dump the metal style and try something else.
User avatar #49 to #48 - vortexrain (08/22/2013) [-]
This is loads better.
#51 to #49 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
(Apologies for all the spam past few days)

Added The House of Hades cover in there and some minor effects overall.

I think I'm finished now, not much more I can from my perspective, unless you want anything or something removed?
User avatar #53 to #51 - vortexrain (08/23/2013) [-]
Looks good, thank you.
User avatar #54 to #53 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
You're welcome! If you would like anything else, or such, feel free to message me or such.

Have a good weekend, see ya.
User avatar #52 to #51 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
can add*
User avatar #50 to #49 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/22/2013) [-]
Thanks for the feedback, as always.

I'l try to keep it on this simple route, some more ideas I want to add, nothing major, some touches here and there and it should finally be done.
User avatar #45 to #44 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Hm, aye I see now, damn I didn't spot that.

I shall have it amended shortly.
#25 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
So here's a quick work in progress, I just grabbed some images off google for all the books and just picked a few of them to use.
User avatar #26 to #25 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
This looks great, but here's a little bro tip. The fans of the series don't like the live action adaptations.
Could you try you best to not include any live action images?
The second image from the left is from the movie.
I do like, but the live action image throws it off.

User avatar #27 to #26 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Ah, duly noted.

I shall avoid it from now.
User avatar #32 to #30 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Would you like me to do it in the same style as above?

And any particular combo you'd like?
User avatar #33 to #32 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
You're doin' fine, and I don't really have a particular style, or combo, in mind.
User avatar #31 to #30 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
This is excellent, thanks a bunch
User avatar #28 to #27 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
Thacnk you.
User avatar #29 to #28 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
I ****** that up.
#10 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Hey there.

I was going about my usual editing routine and decided to make an Emi facebook timeline cover (I make a lot of FB covers). Since you provided the images for me last time, thought I'd show you some progress (You might not give two hoots, but that's cool, just thought I'd chuck it yer way anywho)

This is a rough work in progress, I normally change stuff around before I'm 100% happy, but the look I'm going for is the yellow vintage look, as if reminiscing.
User avatar #11 to #10 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
I gave you images?
#12 to #11 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
<-- Aye, all the colored characters.

(Apologies, I should have elaborated further)
User avatar #13 to #12 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
That's what I figured.
It looks great. Got anymore?
#14 to #13 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Thank ya!

Aye, I have a couple of KS ones I've made but not with the colored mini characters. Most are work in progress that I haven't got a chance to work on,
User avatar #16 to #14 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
That's awesome! Keep me posted?
#18 to #16 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Sure thing!

If you have anything to request (KS related or not) I'd be happy to try and do something. I also make wallpapers now and again, some are easier than others. I actually made a good few for the people on the video game board here.

This is a personal favorite.
#19 to #18 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
That's really good looking.
Could you do either a wallpaper, or timeline cover of Percy Jackson? Like one for each the books?
User avatar #20 to #19 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I could do both no problem

Will take some time, the timeline being the easier of the both. Since I'm unfamiliar with the series, anything in particular you'd like, or would you rather I conjure something up?
User avatar #21 to #20 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
You have free reign.
User avatar #22 to #21 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
Anything you want to do, do it.
User avatar #23 to #22 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
Excellent, thank you.

I'l post back here when I have some progress, you can tell me if you want something changed etc etc.
User avatar #24 to #23 - vortexrain (08/15/2013) [-]
Alright, and thank you.
#17 to #15 - DremoraValkynaz ONLINE (08/15/2013) [-]
I have few others, but they're pretty plain
User avatar #9 - vortexrain (07/26/2013) [-]
**vortexrain like this**
User avatar #8 - amissingmouse (02/05/2013) [-]
Hey :)
You got a skype?
#6 - dareposta (11/12/2012) [-]
ty :3 <3
User avatar #7 to #6 - vortexrain (11/12/2012) [-]
No problem.
#3 - anonymous (11/09/2011) [-]
Hey I know you. You went to my school.
User avatar #4 to #3 - vortexrain (11/09/2011) [-]
Coffee County Central High?
#5 to #4 - anonymous (11/09/2011) [-]
yes. i saw you in the yearbook. we kinda knew each other for a while
#2 - kyrill (09/14/2011) [-]
**kyrill rolled a random image** MFW i rape you
#1 - PenguinArmy (09/09/2011) [-]
T_T
it happens to us all
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