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Youtube Channel: iVorkuta
Consoles Owned: Playstation 3, 3-4 Original X-box's, Computer, Nearly all Nintendo Consoles known to man
PSN: iVorkuta
Date Signed Up:6/11/2011
Last Login:7/16/2014
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#23 - Comment deleted 04/27/2013 on Awkward moment when... 0
#48 - Picture 04/27/2013 on Oh Tumblr People... +2
#39 - I'll **** them up. 01/28/2013 on They Should Make A Movie! 0
#210 - I feel violated.. your turn.. 12/09/2012 on Hell on Earth +4
#28 - It's ready. 12/07/2012 on vorkuta's profile 0
#27 - Added. 12/07/2012 on vorkuta's profile 0
#130 - Surely we've got enough inspiration. actual folder s… 12/07/2012 on They're not well known as... +2
#104 - Illustration by: Wolfy-nail  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2012 on They're not well known as... +20
#110 - fjponythread (12/07/2012) [-]
#130 - vorkuta (12/07/2012) [-]
Surely we've got enough inspiration.

actual folder size. don't hurt me.
#239 - The way the dev's tried to design it was that you'd go to each…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2012 on EA in a nutshell +1
User avatar #250 - alyosha (12/06/2012) [-]
Underwater would have been awesome. Damn, the game idea has so much potential...I want to see another.

Although for now I'm content just waiting out the new SimCity to see if it's any good. On one hand it's gonna be hella tough to even come close to the glory of SC4, but on the other hand even Pong is a better city simulator than that Societies or whatever they made was called. That made me want to slit my wrists.
#211 - Spore has received amazing reviews, as well as the gameplay ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2012 on EA in a nutshell +1
User avatar #220 - alyosha (12/06/2012) [-]
The idea of you being on the same planet the whole time was interesting and amusing, and I liked how I could fly over it in my spaceship and see little craters where my species had made nests millions of years ago. And I liked how you would occasionally be visited by aliens, hinting that a larger galactic community exists beyond where you are. Still, it made the game too easy and short.

What would be cool is if each level was an entirely separate map, not just "cell" and "planet." So as a creature you're on a huge enormous continent, and then in civilization the planet's not just a shrunken down planet but a pretty big deal. Go to space and the planet shrinks, so it's manageable and comparable compared to the others. It'd make it somewhat less continuous, how the map would be changing rather than constant, but even in civilization phase I didn't feel that the planet was truly "big." It still seemed incredibly tiny.

Good first entry into an entirely new genre of sim, but...sequel needed. Badly. There is a lot of room to improve and update that game to make it TRULY worthy of its ambition.
User avatar #239 - vorkuta (12/06/2012) [-]
The way the dev's tried to design it was that you'd go to each and every star, search every little crevice of every planet. That game was too easy to even begin to reach star #200, by then you'd have everything you need, the staff, maximum level, all that good shit.

The cell and planet of yourself weren't huge, but they weren't microscopic in the game's values. I think they, yes, should have enlarged the world in certain stages, but they should have done certain other things if at all possible. Maybe an underwater community, tribe, that could have made things become a lot more interesting.

The type of sim that spore created is magnificent, EA created darkspore I believe, which isn't as fun.
User avatar #250 - alyosha (12/06/2012) [-]
Underwater would have been awesome. Damn, the game idea has so much potential...I want to see another.

Although for now I'm content just waiting out the new SimCity to see if it's any good. On one hand it's gonna be hella tough to even come close to the glory of SC4, but on the other hand even Pong is a better city simulator than that Societies or whatever they made was called. That made me want to slit my wrists.

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#22 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2012) [-]
какого хуя русские делают в этом уютненьком месте?
User avatar #23 to #22 - vorkuta (11/23/2012) [-]
Как я чертовски знаю, скоро.
#20 - cunninglinguist (03/08/2012) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at description ** ... I don't recall how we know each other.
I'm ashamed. :(
#21 to #26 - vorkuta (03/09/2012) [-]
Just random commenting.
#8 - cunninglinguist (09/16/2011) [-]
**cunninglinguist rolled a random image** This shows how I feel about you.
#9 to #12 - cunninglinguist (09/16/2011) [-]
god damnit.
god damnit.
#14 to #17 - cunninglinguist (09/16/2011) [-]
Awe yeah.
Awe yeah.
User avatar #6 - NoblePariah (09/14/2011) [-]
I just rolled you. Have a nice day.
User avatar #7 to #10 - vorkuta (09/14/2011) [-]
What're the odds?
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User avatar #5 to #8 - vorkuta (09/07/2011) [-]
The brothers shall not stand for the fascist Reich of Vorkuta's opressing cells, containing innocent men and those who do not deserve this torture!
User avatar #19 to #24 - vorkuta (10/10/2011) [-]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN.
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#2 - theeditor (08/30/2011) [-]
related to your name
User avatar #3 to #2 - vorkuta (08/30/2011) [-]
That's nice. ^^ Good to see people remember the Steps to freedom.
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