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    pls validate my existence. pls validate my existence.
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#116 - already here.  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on GoPro edition +3
#118 - yowutis (10 hours ago) [-]
Jk bebe.
#130 - **vorarephilia rolls 09** i can't roll good since the time I… 11 hours ago on Dubs Checkum 0
#10 - do you feel it now mr crabs?  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on Do you believe in... +1
#11 - qwertyuiqwer (11 hours ago) [-]
"I feel it in my fingers."
#6 - I remember what he put for that. he put: D:<  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on cola +2
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#5 - MY VIAGRA PRESCRIPTION COMES IN TOMORROW DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!  [+] (3 new replies) 23 hours ago on /b/ on the Ferguson verdict +254
#68 - Womens Study Major (8 hours ago) [-]
This is how you use (skin colored) pink text.
User avatar #58 - schnizel (10 hours ago) [-]
<3
#28 - scandalouszander (14 hours ago) [-]
well fuck all kinds of duck that was clever
#1 - but why is quentin tarantino behind her tho?  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on ASSEMBLE +43
User avatar #3 - bothemastaofall (20 hours ago) [-]
WOULD YOU STAND BEFORE THE LEGION!?
User avatar #2 - Thundergod (22 hours ago) [-]
He was late to the orgy.
#20 - wish it was me.  [+] (11 new replies) 23 hours ago on GoPro edition +94
#109 - lorddarkskull (11 hours ago) [-]
#82 - princeofbrokensoul (16 hours ago) [-]
saw this coming
#87 - alfonshister (15 hours ago) [-]
All those shadow Isles camps getting fanart and cinematics
And I'm just waiting for his moment
#68 - nirin (17 hours ago) [-]
Hey, how did you discover you liked vore ? Not judging just curious
#60 - assrocket (17 hours ago) [-]
All this time and I never realised what your name meant.
User avatar #44 - rmoran (19 hours ago) [-]
>implying the snake could get past the erection
User avatar #34 - galkawhm (20 hours ago) [-]
I actually found it weird that my vore friends were against this idea. Mostly because this means the snake would be killed though.
User avatar #113 - RipperMan (11 hours ago) [-]
>implying he's not going for full tour
#27 - demented (22 hours ago) [-]
>mfw I saw the commercial for this
User avatar #23 - amata (23 hours ago) [-]
I was wondering if I'd find you here.

Just remember, the fact that he made the suit means that someone else could probably replicate it for you.
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goddamn vorarephiliacs
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User avatar #531 - clavateighteight (10/21/2014) [-]
stickied by vorarephilia
Lol
User avatar #553 - majormayor ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
I still find it icky.
#554 to #553 - vorarephilia (11/24/2014) [-]
Well, I won't try to change that.   
   
Have a snek.
Well, I won't try to change that.

Have a snek.
User avatar #555 to #554 - majormayor ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
Nice.
User avatar #551 - rapkid (11/16/2014) [-]
i looked up vorarephila and that is honestly cold
but your so sexy, id let you chew me up and swallow me whole

all the homo
#549 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#545 - jushius (11/06/2014) [-]
goo.gl/erXKrm

It's all been leading to this....
User avatar #546 to #545 - vorarephilia (11/06/2014) [-]
I heard. I still cannot believe it.

This is basically one of the first real vore videos EVER. (at least, I haven't seen something like this.) Not a manga, not 3d rendering, but real, honest to god, eaten alive.

hyped.

My only wish is that it was a girl. but beggars can't be choosers.
#547 to #546 - jushius (11/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, I think a female would be a bit more appetizeing myself. I'm skeptical on how I'll feel when I inevitably watch it, though. The artistic renditions are so clean at least what I...view.. , if you know what I mean. I'm not sure if the real thing will live up to the fantasy.
User avatar #548 to #547 - vorarephilia (11/07/2014) [-]
Guess we'll find out sunday
#542 - shadowrated (11/03/2014) [-]
I love you for this btw

I couldn't think of a good reaction picture for the post so I just posted that.
You saw your chance and capitalized off it
User avatar #543 to #542 - vorarephilia (11/03/2014) [-]
And we both reaped big time. Thanks for posting your image first.
User avatar #544 to #543 - shadowrated (11/03/2014) [-]
Np, i gave a good assist and you had the winning point
User avatar #540 - leadstriker (11/02/2014) [-]
i forgive you
User avatar #541 to #540 - vorarephilia (11/02/2014) [-]
i do to. Just don't try to sneak **** again tho.
#532 - LaBarata has deleted their comment [-]
#535 to #532 - Marker ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
goddamned I lost my faith on Mod Jesus for a second
goddamned I lost my faith on Mod Jesus for a second
User avatar #536 to #535 - LaBarata (11/01/2014) [-]
I know, right?

Turns out, he's cleverer than us all.
User avatar #533 to #532 - LaBarata (11/01/2014) [-]
Nevermind.
User avatar #534 to #533 - LaBarata (11/01/2014) [-]
You clever **** .
User avatar #537 to #534 - vorarephilia (11/01/2014) [-]
It totally wasn't the comment section that gave it away.

I tried to post about it in the skype chat but skype was being a pain and I wanted to get back to having my ass kicked fun in dwarf fortress.
User avatar #538 to #537 - LaBarata (11/01/2014) [-]
kek
User avatar #539 to #538 - vorarephilia (11/01/2014) [-]
I think I'll let other mods know about this so they know to expand images with invisible backgrounds.
User avatar #528 - shadowrated (10/12/2014) [-]
bruh

u like the newest uploads dont you?
User avatar #527 - shadowrated (10/12/2014) [-]
bruh

u like the newest uploads dont you?
User avatar #529 to #527 - vorarephilia (10/13/2014) [-]
nah. I'm good at finding content headed for the front page is all.
User avatar #530 to #529 - shadowrated (10/13/2014) [-]
welcome to the club
#511 - syrianassassin (10/11/2014) [-]
GORE PORN
GORE PORN
#512 to #511 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
I'm still not sure if you were being serious or not, but I am glad you aren't dead yet.
#513 to #512 - syrianassassin (10/11/2014) [-]
im in damascus now

waiting for muh passport
#515 to #513 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
well good luck to you.
#489 - vorarephilia (10/10/2014) [-]
roxasftw

this is what I'm seeing on my end. was that intentional or did the server swap cause a glitch in IM or something.
User avatar #491 to #489 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
I will sing for you, please let me do this
User avatar #490 to #489 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
I don't know, it's probably a glitch, also if you can, talk to admin about making a sound when someone IMs you, please it needs to be added
#492 to #490 - vorarephilia (10/10/2014) [-]
Put that in the suggestion box. he may or may not do it as the IM thing isn't used all that frequently.

Yet another glitch found. this makes i think 4 since I became a mod.
#493 to #492 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
Yay, more glitches!   
 B-But please, Vora, I want to sing for you, I love you sempai
Yay, more glitches!
B-But please, Vora, I want to sing for you, I love you sempai
#494 to #493 - vorarephilia (10/10/2014) [-]
This is probably the weirdest request i've had on the internet, but what the hell. go ahead. let me hear that pretty voice.   
   
 hope you don't do something this
This is probably the weirdest request i've had on the internet, but what the hell. go ahead. let me hear that pretty voice.

hope you don't do something this
User avatar #496 to #494 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
Yay I can sing!
Ok one second, let me get this **** down and recorded
In glorious vocaroo because reasons
User avatar #497 to #496 - vorarephilia (10/10/2014) [-]
k then
User avatar #505 to #499 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
Nah, that wasn't bad at all. you are being overly critical. relax a little.
User avatar #500 to #499 - vorarephilia (10/10/2014) [-]
Hold up. I prepared a message but vocaroo is being a pain in the ass.
User avatar #502 to #500 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
V-Vora?
User avatar #504 to #502 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
also being 14 won't get you banned btw automatically. Only times underaged gets banned is if they post **** of themselves. this has only happened once.
User avatar #507 to #506 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
prepping it as we speak.

it has to get made into a wav then i use audacity to turn it into an mp3 for that website I just used.
User avatar #508 to #507 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
Oh ok
User avatar #514 to #510 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
Winterstorm - Into The Light

I'll just type here. since you have difficulty understanding my text to speech program.

60 mg vyvance for me. Its basically adderal, but with an additional atom to prevent it from being smoked.

heh, just bear-ly. unintentional pun.

I feel you, I hate tumblr kids who fake disorders for attention. thats why I don't lie about severity of anything I have. I am no where near the level you are, but the psychologist said I do have some OCD tendencies (need to carry a trinket in my pocket or else I feel I cannot leave my house), but it doesn't come close to overwhelming me. the real concern is that i have family members with severe mental disorders (again, not being specific as it is somewhat embarassing), so when my doctor, who is a friend of the family, noticed I was growing more isolated, and acting "irrational", recommended me to a psychologist.

I think you should ask your doctor for a different sleeping pill, some are more effective for some people than others.

Man, i can sense your pain from here. Virtual hugs just don't cut it, but have one anyway.

understand that life does get better from here. Just try taking a break this coming weekend from everything and relax with something that gets you relaxed. talk to your doctor about these concerns, they can help you a lot.
User avatar #517 to #514 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
You still there mate?
User avatar #520 to #518 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
Anyway Vora, I-I need to go I'm going to cry, just, I know that sounds childish as hell, but I just can't go any further
I need to go for a bit
User avatar #522 to #520 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
thats ok. I'm here to listen. Just let it all out. Emotion isn't childish, it is natural.
User avatar #519 to #518 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
You have anything else to talk about?
Do you want me to stop?
User avatar #516 to #514 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
Sorry for the long wait
Dark souls pvp
vocaroo.com/i/s1q4y2gC0fWg
User avatar #521 to #516 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
again, bullet pointing as you type.

Have you seen a sleep specialist or maybe a neurologist? that sounds serious enough to warrant specialist treatment.

Won't wake up if raped? interesting...where did you say live again? (only joking)

when you say medication, do you mean OTC or prescription stuff? cause (and I know I am repeating) but some of the prescription stuff acts on different neuro transmitters and can fix imbalances that could be causing this. not neccessarily stronger, but more effective. And I mean that for most of the problems you are talking about. Don't take this the wrong way, but perhaps discussing all your issues with a psychiatrist might help. There could be a single, underlying chemical imbalance that, once aided, could fix most of the insomnia and attention disorders.

I did that too. it was a problem until I went to a school with study halls.

Try googling any questions you need for classes. google can help pick up some of the slack the teachers fail to teach.

You sound like you are in a very similar situation to where I was at your age. we were just a few days away from being evicted, barely enough money to pay for expensive medications. I can assure you, it does get better from here. Just encourage your family to use the internet instead of cable, as internet is basically all forms of entertainment rolled into one.

people don't like being challenged, they prefer to feel that they are right. in situations like that, I prefer to just let them **** up and say nothing later. if they want to cause themselves harm, then let them. focus on something else.

Kinda off topic but I hear (and have lived, mind you) these stories of poverty and desperate economic situations )so much more common than capitalist "rags to riches with hard work" success stories lately that it has started to nudge me toward a more anti-capitalist stance. of course it might be because I've been reading a lot of anarchist literature lately too.
User avatar #525 to #521 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
Alright, just, I'll try, I have to go to stuff now, I'll talk later
User avatar #526 to #525 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
alright. I have things to accomplish as well. will continue in the morning.
User avatar #524 to #523 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
I realize that now, you're at the end of your ropes. I was simply making suggestions to help you. You feel powerless at this age, powerless against forces that are seemingly beyond control. you seek comfort for problems you face and there aren't any shelters in sight. You must keep sight of the future, and stay resolute.

I cannot offer more advice than that, other then, perhaps, trying to go to church on sundays. I won't go full preacher on you, but I found much comfort in the Christian faith during those troubling years of my life. There isn't much else I can offer in the way of advice, but feel free to continue talking to me if that makes you feel better.

Maybe try communicating like how we are right now with your school head/principal/ school councilor.(hope I spelled those right.) just passing a note to one of them begging for help and explaining your difficulties with communication that you are having. School councilors especially can be more empathetic, especially toward those with autism considering their child psychology degree. just keep asking for help and pushing until you receive it.

You said that a webcam is ok. maybe skype chats with your school councilor would be possible for you to handle? worth a shot.

I'm going off on a tangent here, but again there is only so much I can do in terms of advice. I could tell you of the several things I did in my situation, but in retrospect, they may have contributed to my current mental health. Thus, I think I should tell you what not to do. Escapism. Don't try burying your mind away from the world to escape these problems. It only leads to problems later down the line, problems involving not wanting to leave the worlds you create in your mind, even after the storms of life have passed.

I bring up churches again, but a local church got us food when didn't have money for it. Try asking for food from a local food place. Methodist churches especially have food drives, especially around the holidays.

government money maybe?


Alright. feel free to record some more and think over some of the things I said. I am beginning to feel the effects of the pills I took and will be commencing nightly meditations before bed. We can resume tomorrow.
User avatar #503 to #502 - vorarephilia (10/11/2014) [-]
Uploaded to a different website.

picosong.com/fR92/
User avatar #501 to #500 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
Ok
User avatar #498 to #497 - roxasftw ONLINE (10/10/2014) [-]
vocaroo.com/i/s1NgsTWArTTx
Sorry if my voice is kinda monotone
Just mic is screwy
#487 - Womens Study Major (09/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #488 to #487 - vorarephilia (09/27/2014) [-]
hearing the skype thing makes me feel somewhat more at ease.

I still don't know what to make of it tho, if I didn't know any better, i'd say it sounds like creepy pasta sound clips.
User avatar #483 - gugek (09/25/2014) [-]
Good morning, i hope you have a great day today !
#484 to #483 - vorarephilia (09/25/2014) [-]
unexpected niceties are best niceties.   
   
Hope you have a good day too.
unexpected niceties are best niceties.

Hope you have a good day too.
User avatar #485 to #484 - gugek (09/25/2014) [-]
That picture is pretty adorable.
#477 - knightgiver (09/24/2014) [-]
The terms and condition of the Akatsuki Clan with the other animes have changed, where now waging war against many of the users who support or are fake representations of many anime characters. At 12:00 am tonight I will come and slice your neck in half, right after I rape that booty of yours.
#479 to #478 - knightgiver (09/24/2014) [-]
Like I give a flying ****
User avatar #468 - darlingkurusu (09/22/2014) [-]
do you read monstermusume?
#469 to #468 - vorarephilia (09/22/2014) [-]
I did enjoy a few chapters I read and need to get back to them. but, like most of the anime/manga's I watch, it happens in binges. will leave an anime half finished for months then come and finish it all in one night just because "the mood was right."

Surprisingly, my first monster girl themed manga was a amateur manga called "Felarya" and not monster musume, pic related, main character wearing a shirt, for once.. Felarya is a vore manga, just a heads up in case you decide to google it, don't know if you like vore or not.
User avatar #470 to #469 - darlingkurusu (09/22/2014) [-]
nope, i dont like vore. its a bit too... different for my taste
User avatar #471 to #470 - vorarephilia (09/22/2014) [-]
Well thats perfectly OK. I don't intend to force anything down your throat. hue

completely unrelated, but I just had a ******* GENIUS idea for my new gaming mouse.

It has extra buttons on the side, 2 in fact. I just realized I could set them so that, on chome, one button would do the keys for green thumb the other red thumb. then it takes me to the next post, all in one button.

I can browse **** funnyjunk fully one handed.
#473 to #471 - darlingkurusu (09/22/2014) [-]
The idea of either someone I like or me being devoured alive just is a bit unsettling.
Like being torn and bitten is a big OH **** NO . I guess the little human concept is kinda hot, but I don't like the idea of cannibalism, someone being tortured I'm not goona google how you spell it because I already have cannibalism on my google history, and I don't want the NSA knocking on my door never mind, I hate not knowing how to spell. , or forcefully vored doesn't settle well with me. I hate the idea of someone innocent being hurt.
User avatar #476 to #473 - vorarephilia (09/23/2014) [-]
I think you mean ero guro? That the japanese term for "the sick **** most people think all the Japanese love."

Hard vore (that is, the ripping, tearing, and traditional cannibalism) are not my first picks for favorite vore, but I'm not really opposed if someone does like it.

And yes, I am against innocent people getting hurt, but soft vore (eaten alive and unharmed) has many instances where the prey is suspiciously fine with being inside a stomach with no acid present. No digestion, no pain involved.

Of course again, I can understand why most are afraid of vore, its both a kind of primal fear of being eaten along with general blizarness that puts it in a category most call "nightmare fetish". but my brain never got that memo appearently...
#480 to #476 - darlingkurusu (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm fine with that. The no pain vore. I think have seen one where a person gets swallowed, but is fine.

But, yea, if all vore was soft i'de be fine with it.

But of course, I might need a source of your favorite.

You know why

For science of course
User avatar #481 to #480 - vorarephilia (09/24/2014) [-]
karbo.deviantart.com/ general **** warning. If you ever wanted to see a snake girl with full frontal nudity, he delivers plenty.

he's a giantess vore artist with some of the highest quality art i've seen. in almost all cases where people get eaten in his manga and freely available work, they do get digested. but it does not show that part of the process, and in many cases, shows them to be not the most innocent of people. let me explain.

The very first scene in his manga series shows two treasure hunters kill their guides and take an artifact for themselves. The heroine eats them both once they come outside after pretending to listen to their pleas for life. She then takes the artifact back to her friend who is a human she rescued from slavers. Her other snake girl friend was someone she ate but got transformed because of magic. (he isn't the best writer tbh. but he is improving.)

good guys survive, bad guys get eaten by naked monster girls. everybody wins.

also, I have a theory that attack on titan was a vore manga that exploded with popularity. I have a few pieces of evidence to support that theory if you would like to hear them.
#482 to #481 - darlingkurusu (09/24/2014) [-]
Ok, I'll check it out when I'm home.

And the attack on Titan one is very possible.

What vore person wouldn't like to see a milf get eaten

hehehe

#472 to #471 - darlingkurusu (09/22/2014) [-]
Holly **** !

That's brilliant! Make extras, sell the. On Funnyjunk with FJ colors on the mouse. Different styles of course
> have admin sponsor you
> sell them for a reasonable price
>??????
> prophet?
#466 - ghettograndpa (09/06/2014) [-]
ur a nagger
ur a nagger
User avatar #467 to #466 - vorarephilia (09/06/2014) [-]
thats our word.
#447 to #446 - havockwzy (09/04/2014) [-]
i bring a worthy sacrifice for you
#448 to #447 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
Labor day had me eating enough BBQ to last me a month but what's a little more going to do?
#449 to #448 - havockwzy (09/04/2014) [-]
eat it all, yes, yessss

get all chubby and tasty....
User avatar #450 to #449 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
well if you plan on eating me I should warn you that pork makes me a bit gassy.
#451 to #450 - havockwzy (09/04/2014) [-]
hey i eat spicy food all the time so im ok with it
#452 to #451 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
and i wouldn't mind being eaten (even though I prefer to be pred). so how we gonna do this? foot first or head first.
#453 to #452 - havockwzy (09/04/2014) [-]
well, thats up to you.

how do you want to go down my fleshy fun slide?
User avatar #454 to #453 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
front first.
#455 to #454 - havockwzy (09/04/2014) [-]
what about post swallow, do you want to climb out go further down or settle a confy bedroom on my belly?
User avatar #456 to #455 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
depends on how acidic the stomach is really
#457 to #456 - havockwzy (09/04/2014) [-]
spicy food all day everyday, your in for some acid

so you better lube up first!
User avatar #458 to #457 - havockwzy (09/04/2014) [-]
you're
User avatar #459 to #458 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
well then I'll probably leave asap as being digested would put a damper on my plans this weekend.
#460 to #459 - havockwzy (09/04/2014) [-]
well, if you're into latex aswell i guess you would have the time of your life!
well, if you're into latex aswell i guess you would have the time of your life!
User avatar #461 to #460 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
so the plan is to wrap me in rubber?

don't make it weird.
#462 to #461 - havockwzy (09/04/2014) [-]
well its a condom technically, i dont want to be pregnant yet
User avatar #463 to #462 - vorarephilia (09/04/2014) [-]
Good point, i'm not ready for that kind of responsibility.
#464 to #463 - havockwzy (09/04/2014) [-]
see, i always think for the best of us now get on that tight and revealing latex suit!
#443 - cann (08/31/2014) [-]
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#445 to #444 - cann (08/31/2014) [-]
hi friend
hi friend
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