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Age: 18
Youtube Channel: blackaddergaming
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Date Signed Up:6/04/2012
Last Login:7/03/2015
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#9 - Why do people always assume the right is about tradition, im r…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Political Compass 0
User avatar #10 - fatminion (20 hours ago) [-]
if you're against change, you're on the right. If you're for change, you're on the left. If you think change should happen only when it's needed, you're on the left. If you think a rule made up 200 years ago doesn't need revisiting, you'r on the right (I'm talking about the 2nd amendment in the USA constitution). If you think everything deserves to be second-guessed, you're on the right (and in the right)
#1265133 - why do you even bother coming here if you hate games so much? … 22 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1265129 - ok but i just read it now, you have the worst case of nostalgi…  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1265132 - saltyfries (22 hours ago) [-]
knew you would think that, given our history, but whatevs, movin on
User avatar #1265133 - voltkills (22 hours ago) [-]
why do you even bother coming here if you hate games so much? whats that thing people keep telling feminists, oh yea, if you dont like it, dont play it and stop bitching.
#19 - "i cant think of a response so ill just post kek, yea, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Games then and now 0
User avatar #20 - sannukas (22 hours ago) [-]
He's a retard, don't even bother.
#1265116 - nope, its about this one especially since shadow of m… 22 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#16 - also, the massive rise in digital download shows people really…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Games then and now 0
User avatar #18 - iluvatar (22 hours ago) [-]
Absolutely keking
#15 - yea, actually, it kind of is totally appropriate, when i buy a…  [+] (4 new replies) 22 hours ago on Games then and now 0
#26 - John Cena (18 hours ago) [-]
>he never experienced the joy of buying a new game and reading the detailed manual on the ride home from the game store

Oh, how I pity you.
User avatar #17 - iluvatar (22 hours ago) [-]
Kek
#19 - voltkills (22 hours ago) [-]
"i cant think of a response so ill just post kek, yea, thatl show him"
User avatar #20 - sannukas (22 hours ago) [-]
He's a retard, don't even bother.
#1265107 - "hurr durr old gaems where so much better, they wer hard …  [+] (8 new replies) 22 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1265140 - blarghagh (22 hours ago) [-]
fuck complainers
User avatar #1265115 - beroty (22 hours ago) [-]
the only thing i miss is the no bullshit tutorials or unskipable cutscenes
look at tony hawk pro skate 3
there's no bullshit tutorial or cutscenes
only game
i miss when games where only games
User avatar #1265114 - saltyfries (22 hours ago) [-]
lemme guess you read my post on the 90's?
User avatar #1265129 - voltkills (22 hours ago) [-]
ok but i just read it now, you have the worst case of nostalgia blindness i have ever witnessed, like fuck, you hate modern gaming for one reason, becuase you want to hate it, games wont please you becuase you go into them thinking "this is going to suck, games where so much better in the 90s" and then shocker, you find every little reason to hate the game.
User avatar #1265132 - saltyfries (22 hours ago) [-]
knew you would think that, given our history, but whatevs, movin on
User avatar #1265133 - voltkills (22 hours ago) [-]
why do you even bother coming here if you hate games so much? whats that thing people keep telling feminists, oh yea, if you dont like it, dont play it and stop bitching.
User avatar #1265116 - voltkills (22 hours ago) [-]
nope, its about this one
/Games+then+and+now/funny-pictures/5602918/
especially since shadow of mordor does actually come with a manual.
#1265112 - John Cena (22 hours ago) [-]
thanks to the wonderful benefits of milking people for their nostalgia, developers are now free to rehash old shit and do literally nothing new and still make money while being praised for making 'real games'
#11 - there is one, its only about 6 pages long, but its a manual, i…  [+] (9 new replies) 22 hours ago on Games then and now 0
#25 - infernis (18 hours ago) [-]
>why the fuck you care at all about a manual, do you have autism?

Something tells me you've never played Metroid Prime (or any good early-2000s game for that matter), because if you had, you'd appreciate a well-written manual full of lore.

Then again, what can I expect from someone who lists Skyrim among his favorite games, there's nothing in that game worth writing an in-depth manual about, I'll give you that.
User avatar #12 - iluvatar (22 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, boring legal shit and explaining the different gameplay mechanics which in SoM are a lot. There's an idea for a manual. You dont just buy a game and get the disc and air, its not appropriate.
User avatar #16 - voltkills (22 hours ago) [-]
also, the massive rise in digital download shows people really dont care for manuals, so why would devs bother?
User avatar #18 - iluvatar (22 hours ago) [-]
Absolutely keking
User avatar #15 - voltkills (22 hours ago) [-]
yea, actually, it kind of is totally appropriate, when i buy a game, i buy a game, and i want to play a game, any half decent game should at least explain gameplay mechanics once, why do i need a piece of paper to explain it aswell? oh wait I dont. If you buy a movie you dont expect a book containing all the worlds lore bundles with it. Honestly just play and enjoy videogames without being so preciousness about the whole thing, dont pretend that a lack of a proper manual makes it harder for you to enjoy a game, because if it does then maybe videogames just arent for you, i suggest books and comics instead.
#26 - John Cena (18 hours ago) [-]
>he never experienced the joy of buying a new game and reading the detailed manual on the ride home from the game store

Oh, how I pity you.
User avatar #17 - iluvatar (22 hours ago) [-]
Kek
#19 - voltkills (22 hours ago) [-]
"i cant think of a response so ill just post kek, yea, thatl show him"
User avatar #20 - sannukas (22 hours ago) [-]
He's a retard, don't even bother.
#8 - then you got unlucky, just an error, the video clearly shows a…  [+] (11 new replies) 23 hours ago on Games then and now 0
User avatar #10 - iluvatar (22 hours ago) [-]
You're a cheeky little liar I'll give you that m8. Who do you take me for? I know modern games, and I just watched an unboxing of SoM to see this manual. Nothing but a few pieces of paper.
User avatar #11 - voltkills (22 hours ago) [-]
there is one, its only about 6 pages long, but its a manual, i mean, what do you really need or want from a piece of paper that fuck all people will look at, controls go in-game now, and most of a "manual" is just boring legal shit. I mean really, I cant understand for the life of my why the fuck you care at all about a manual, do you have autism?
#25 - infernis (18 hours ago) [-]
>why the fuck you care at all about a manual, do you have autism?

Something tells me you've never played Metroid Prime (or any good early-2000s game for that matter), because if you had, you'd appreciate a well-written manual full of lore.

Then again, what can I expect from someone who lists Skyrim among his favorite games, there's nothing in that game worth writing an in-depth manual about, I'll give you that.
User avatar #12 - iluvatar (22 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, boring legal shit and explaining the different gameplay mechanics which in SoM are a lot. There's an idea for a manual. You dont just buy a game and get the disc and air, its not appropriate.
User avatar #16 - voltkills (22 hours ago) [-]
also, the massive rise in digital download shows people really dont care for manuals, so why would devs bother?
User avatar #18 - iluvatar (22 hours ago) [-]
Absolutely keking
User avatar #15 - voltkills (22 hours ago) [-]
yea, actually, it kind of is totally appropriate, when i buy a game, i buy a game, and i want to play a game, any half decent game should at least explain gameplay mechanics once, why do i need a piece of paper to explain it aswell? oh wait I dont. If you buy a movie you dont expect a book containing all the worlds lore bundles with it. Honestly just play and enjoy videogames without being so preciousness about the whole thing, dont pretend that a lack of a proper manual makes it harder for you to enjoy a game, because if it does then maybe videogames just arent for you, i suggest books and comics instead.
#26 - John Cena (18 hours ago) [-]
>he never experienced the joy of buying a new game and reading the detailed manual on the ride home from the game store

Oh, how I pity you.
User avatar #17 - iluvatar (22 hours ago) [-]
Kek
#19 - voltkills (22 hours ago) [-]
"i cant think of a response so ill just post kek, yea, thatl show him"
User avatar #20 - sannukas (22 hours ago) [-]
He's a retard, don't even bother.

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User avatar #121 - huntergriff ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
did you just mention me? I was curious, because when I clicked on the thing, it said you deleted it.
User avatar #122 to #121 - voltkills (03/25/2015) [-]
i did, went on a bit of a rant, though believe it or not i was complimenting you.
User avatar #123 to #122 - huntergriff ONLINE (03/25/2015) [-]
ah. i see. alrighty then, carry on.
User avatar #118 to #117 - voltkills (03/24/2015) [-]
this is not what i thought would happen but im glad it did.
User avatar #119 to #118 - katarinaismywaifu (03/24/2015) [-]
You didn't believe me?
User avatar #107 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Hello
User avatar #109 to #108 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #110 to #109 - voltkills (01/17/2015) [-]
im good, you?
User avatar #111 to #110 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Playing Xenoblade waiting on some art projects to get finished
User avatar #112 to #111 - voltkills (01/17/2015) [-]
and stalking like, ALOT of peoples profile talking to them it seems.
User avatar #113 to #112 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
Funny thing about Alcohol and depression

Sometimes I dont even remember half of what I talk about
User avatar #114 to #113 - voltkills (01/17/2015) [-]
but bruh, youve been doing this for days, you probably should lay off the booze.
User avatar #115 to #114 - murrlogic (01/17/2015) [-]
>lay off the booze
>I have been drinking since 18

That's 3 years bruh...
#77 - desacabose (07/09/2014) [-]
gabe en at valve software dot com told me to use this pcpartpicker.com/p/jHV6pg
Would gabe lie to me
User avatar #78 to #77 - voltkills (07/09/2014) [-]
my god thats awful, no no no dont go near that thing.
User avatar #80 to #78 - desacabose (07/09/2014) [-]
I haven't actually clicked the link yet, what's the problemo
User avatar #82 to #80 - desacabose (07/09/2014) [-]
aw christ m8
User avatar #81 to #80 - voltkills (07/09/2014) [-]
well its a low end desktop, couldnt run any games really.
#84 to #81 - desacabose (07/09/2014) [-]
yycesh told me to use logical increments and stop being a scrub
User avatar #85 to #84 - voltkills (07/09/2014) [-]
what does that have to do with anything?
User avatar #87 to #85 - desacabose (07/09/2014) [-]
Also probably nothing
User avatar #86 to #85 - desacabose (07/09/2014) [-]
I didn't use Logical Increments last time I built a pc
Is okay
User avatar #88 to #86 - voltkills (07/09/2014) [-]
dont use logical increments, its biased and not so good when trying to stick to a good budget.
#89 to #88 - desacabose (07/09/2014) [-]
What if I've decided to lower my budget to around 600 and buy a PSvita
What if I've decided to lower my budget to around 600 and buy a PSvita
User avatar #90 to #89 - voltkills (07/09/2014) [-]
id say what the **** mang who wants a PS vita.
User avatar #92 to #90 - desacabose (07/09/2014) [-]
Also tearaway
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User avatar #93 to #92 - voltkills (07/09/2014) [-]
3DS > psvita
#96 to #93 - desacabose (07/09/2014) [-]
>Logical instruments   
>No disk drives
>Logical instruments
>No disk drives
User avatar #95 to #93 - desacabose (07/09/2014) [-]
Maybe a little
User avatar #91 to #90 - desacabose (07/09/2014) [-]
"I'd suck a psvita's dick any day of the week"
-squallionhart
User avatar #83 to #81 - desacabose (07/09/2014) [-]
Why does everyone keep adding a wireless stick
User avatar #79 to #78 - desacabose (07/09/2014) [-]
But gabe newell
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