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#210 - Valid point. But they won't attempt to make a race ca…  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on But... he's an angel... 0
#319 - Valid (3 hours ago) [-]
NIGGA I'M POINTIN

All joking aside, whites have enslaved blacks for I don't know, half the history of the United States? I guess that it's a type of double standard going on here
User avatar #211 - theoneaboveall (9 hours ago) [-]
That's true
You would think by now people would wonder why there's always racism accusations when these things happen. Like holy shit then every single time when a person with a from a different race kills someone from as well a different race it would be considered racist actions at work.
#205 - If it was a white guy, almost no one would give a **** …  [+] (6 new replies) 9 hours ago on But... he's an angel... +2
User avatar #224 - thirdjess (9 hours ago) [-]
Two white people were killed by cops near me recently, one mentally handicapped who got a bit tardstrength and refused to take his medicine and another women who refused to leave her soon-to-be ex husbands house. I think both of them very briefly made state news.
User avatar #232 - darthblam (8 hours ago) [-]
Well yeah, shit like that does make news, but it's only local or as far as state news.
A black guy dies it becomes a national crisis.
User avatar #206 - theoneaboveall (9 hours ago) [-]
Bullshit dude. Just because someone is not going create a damn planet of the apes riot doesn't mean they're not going to give a shit.
User avatar #210 - volcanicdiarrhea (9 hours ago) [-]
Valid point.

But they won't attempt to make a race case out of it.
It seems like only when a black guy gets taken down by a cop, that's when people make it a case of racism.
#319 - Valid (3 hours ago) [-]
NIGGA I'M POINTIN

All joking aside, whites have enslaved blacks for I don't know, half the history of the United States? I guess that it's a type of double standard going on here
User avatar #211 - theoneaboveall (9 hours ago) [-]
That's true
You would think by now people would wonder why there's always racism accusations when these things happen. Like holy shit then every single time when a person with a from a different race kills someone from as well a different race it would be considered racist actions at work.
#115 - >Do online orders >Store pickup >Ignore the c… 9 hours ago on Life Experiences +26
#29 - It's one thing if it is a mistake from an employee, as it's us…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2014 on forever alone 0
User avatar #40 - emiyashirou (11/25/2014) [-]
Tfw last time I was at a restaurant.
>We order our food
>Wait almost 25 damn minutes to get our food
>Finally arrives
>Take fork in hand
>Waiter sprints to the table, takes everyone's plates: "We accidentally put cheese on the burgers"
>Wait another fucking 25 minutes for our food
>Not even a discount, paid full price
User avatar #47 - shunkahawolf (23 hours ago) [-]
you have to make a bit of a stink about it. maybe ask to speak with a manager.
#31 - tyroneisanigger (11/25/2014) [-]
Nah, I didn't really get upset over it or complain much. Just when i was going to pay I said I ordered boneless, and got traditional. It's a dick move to harshly criticize in restaurants imo.
#28 - 7.8/10 Did not see that coming, in the slightest 11/25/2014 on A warning to all 0
#23 - Dude's an asshole. Employees can get in serious ***…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/25/2014 on forever alone +13
User avatar #32 - Crusader (11/25/2014) [-]
I'm willing to bet that the waiter probably mentioned it to the manager.

That bit of extra service when the guy had a tough time is going to more than pay off in WoM advertising.
#26 - tyroneisanigger (11/25/2014) [-]
Actually I'm not too sure about that. Recently I ordered wings at buffalo wild wings, they messed up my order and I didn't say anything until it was time to pay. The employee, not a manager told me it was free. Was pretty cool, wings were still 8/10 even though they were traditional rather than boneless.
User avatar #29 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/25/2014) [-]
It's one thing if it is a mistake from an employee, as it's usually their policy that the food is free if an employee screws up, then the employee gets an ear full.
But to actually try to get them to give you free food is just a dick move.
If they make a mistake, fine, their fault. But this guy is right up there with people who put bugs or shit in their food in an attempt to get it free.
User avatar #40 - emiyashirou (11/25/2014) [-]
Tfw last time I was at a restaurant.
>We order our food
>Wait almost 25 damn minutes to get our food
>Finally arrives
>Take fork in hand
>Waiter sprints to the table, takes everyone's plates: "We accidentally put cheese on the burgers"
>Wait another fucking 25 minutes for our food
>Not even a discount, paid full price
User avatar #47 - shunkahawolf (23 hours ago) [-]
you have to make a bit of a stink about it. maybe ask to speak with a manager.
#31 - tyroneisanigger (11/25/2014) [-]
Nah, I didn't really get upset over it or complain much. Just when i was going to pay I said I ordered boneless, and got traditional. It's a dick move to harshly criticize in restaurants imo.
#25 - lordsnow (11/25/2014) [-]
Know what'd be funny? Post this all over Chili's facebook and twitter until the guy gets banned from Chili's and/or receives a bill in the mail, or just until he gets so much shit from it that he has to delete his account cause I agree; horrible person right there.
#376 - 1) Rarely 2) Very often, but not every time 3) FireFox… 11/24/2014 on Anyone getting logged out? 0
#126 - 'Murican, here. I wish our schools would start teachi… 11/23/2014 on Temperature 0
#101 - D&D. Always have a plan to kill the rest of your party…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on RPG funnies 4th edition 0
#162 - nimblewalrus (19 hours ago) [-]
#156 - Fine, don't accept any of the effort made towards preventing r… 11/23/2014 on Feminism 0
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#4 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#5 to #4 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/21/2014) [-]
"So, we're fine! As long as nobody, heh, posts any bread!"
"Question."
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
User avatar #2 - mudkipfucker (11/13/2013) [-]
i like your name, by the way
User avatar #3 to #2 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/14/2013) [-]
And I, yours
#1 - simonjiha (10/18/2013) [-]
u got **** for posting that
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