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#138 - Just what lies ahead, only one way to find out 07/26/2014 on ROLLING AROUND 0
#15 - Thanks for the tips. I can't wait to try the pocket s… 07/26/2014 on Critical Hit 0
#13 - I do have a bow, luckily. And I think I'll use that pocket…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/26/2014 on Critical Hit +1
User avatar #14 - zodiacwolf (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, D&D is all about outsmarting the DM. As soon as you use pocket sand, he'll try to take precautions about it. Just make sure you have good setups for it. A great thing to do when you're first starting out (and this seems obvious, but it's not to some people), read both the players handbook AND the Dungeon Master's Guide. You get in depth looks at rules, and gameplay mechanics. That way you know what you can and can't do.

Just remember. Carry Rope with a femur on it, and carry rocks. People will laugh at you. But not when you need to draw somethings attention away for a sneak attack, or when you need a makeshift grappling hook.
User avatar #15 - volcanicdiarrhea (07/26/2014) [-]
Thanks for the tips.

I can't wait to try the pocket sand one.
The grappling hook should come in handy, as well.
#31 - Not quite what I expected. 07/26/2014 on Bets on +20
#113 - Next stop on our tour is the Nope room in the castle of Fuckthatshit. 07/24/2014 on Wasp pupation process 0
#9 - It totals up to +9, right now, so it will take some time. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Critical Hit 0
#10 - railyeightseven (07/24/2014) [-]
lets say you have +4 dex that gives 4 sleight of hand if you're level 3 you can have 2 or 3 skill points over your level try to find that I forgot, so basically 4+3(background)+5 or 6 ( lvl 3 +2/3 = 5/6) that adds up to 12/13 sleight of hand at level 3
#6 - Now that sounds interesting. I actually got an additional …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Critical Hit 0
#7 - railyeightseven (07/24/2014) [-]
read the rules though you need 12 points in sleight of hand to pick it up and you have to sacrifice 2 skill points to get it
User avatar #9 - volcanicdiarrhea (07/24/2014) [-]
It totals up to +9, right now, so it will take some time.

I just did a little reading, but I'm not sure if this works.
From my character background, I have 3 bonus ranks to Sleight of Hand.
I know I can only put ranks into a skill equal to my current level, but does that count the bonus ranks? Or can I put 4 ranks into it, and still have the bonus 3 for a total of 7 ranks?
#10 - railyeightseven (07/24/2014) [-]
lets say you have +4 dex that gives 4 sleight of hand if you're level 3 you can have 2 or 3 skill points over your level try to find that I forgot, so basically 4+3(background)+5 or 6 ( lvl 3 +2/3 = 5/6) that adds up to 12/13 sleight of hand at level 3
#5 - I'm still new to D&D, but I will definitely be taking that…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Critical Hit 0
User avatar #12 - zodiacwolf (07/26/2014) [-]
Don't be afraid to use a hand crossbow or a shortbow until you get Weapon Finesse. You'll end up doing a bit more anyway. and ALWAYS utilize sneak attack. I bet you're not alone in this group. Look up flanking. ANY time an enemy would be denied his dex bonus to AC (AKA, being "Flat-footed") it's a sneak attack.

Don't be afraid to fight dirty.

Pocket sand, man. It's saved me. I have literally carried pockets of sand through entire campaigns. And I always had a femur on a rope. Always. That shit came in handy more times than I care to admit.
User avatar #13 - volcanicdiarrhea (07/26/2014) [-]
I do have a bow, luckily.
And I think I'll use that pocket sand idea.
Not sure if my DM will admire the idea and laugh himself half to death
or
if he'll admire the idea and begin plotting to kill me so I don't pull shit like that again.
User avatar #14 - zodiacwolf (07/26/2014) [-]
Dude, D&D is all about outsmarting the DM. As soon as you use pocket sand, he'll try to take precautions about it. Just make sure you have good setups for it. A great thing to do when you're first starting out (and this seems obvious, but it's not to some people), read both the players handbook AND the Dungeon Master's Guide. You get in depth looks at rules, and gameplay mechanics. That way you know what you can and can't do.

Just remember. Carry Rope with a femur on it, and carry rocks. People will laugh at you. But not when you need to draw somethings attention away for a sneak attack, or when you need a makeshift grappling hook.
User avatar #15 - volcanicdiarrhea (07/26/2014) [-]
Thanks for the tips.

I can't wait to try the pocket sand one.
The grappling hook should come in handy, as well.
#62 - I comment regularly. You don't run my life. 07/24/2014 on Lurkers get in here and post 0
#77 - Or brush your damn teeth and you won't have a problem.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2014 on scumbag teeth -1
User avatar #85 - navadae (07/22/2014) [-]
or brush your teeth and -still- have a problem....

fucking annoying teeth
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#4 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#5 to #4 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/21/2014) [-]
"So, we're fine! As long as nobody, heh, posts any bread!"
"Question."
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
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"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
User avatar #2 - mudkipfucker (11/13/2013) [-]
i like your name, by the way
User avatar #3 to #2 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/14/2013) [-]
And I, yours
#1 - simonjiha (10/18/2013) [-]
u got shit for posting that
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