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Date Signed Up:7/28/2013
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#44 - >Lifting with his back, not his legs >0/10 2 hours ago on Do you even lift? 0
#889 - **volcanicdiarrhea used "*roll picture*"** **volcanicdiarrh… 5 hours ago on You can't leave FJ until... 0
#95 -   8 hours ago on Pepper and Carrot comic 2 0
#107 - There's a difference between being gay and being a faggot. 06/30/2015 on Just saying 0
#179 - **volcanicdiarrhea used "*roll picture*"** **volcanicdiarrh… 06/30/2015 on How you kill Admin 0
#10 - All joking aside, I think this would be a genius prank to pull…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Inconsiderate Parker 0
#13 - noschool (06/29/2015) [-]
idk, i mean i don't park like a prick but if i did i would just get in my car and drive away if i saw this. it just feels like when somebody throws out a random insult when they don't have a good or witty retort.
#41 - Follow your dreams 06/29/2015 on Australian Space Program +12
#20 - Paint skills are off the charts  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on This is Moncef Mayel. +126
User avatar #53 - sonatadusk (06/29/2015) [-]
It feels funnier knowing there is a user called tiles.
#35 - High School DXD  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2015 on Wut +1
User avatar #36 - homurakemi (06/26/2015) [-]
dank u bb
#119 - I seriously wanted his arm to get broken. People like this…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2015 on Prank +6
User avatar #151 - asmodeu (06/26/2015) [-]
Guy in gif just asked people to be his first Valentine kiss and the black dude (probably out of legal matters, so that he can say he was attacked or something) pretty much lead him on by sayinhg "If you try to kiss me I will probably enjoy it". Black guy so homophobic he punched someone.
User avatar #218 - Dincorta (06/26/2015) [-]
Black guy was playing along with the joke when he said that, probably thinking it would deter the man and he'd just laugh and leave. It's not homophobic to not want a random man to kiss you.

If that was the case, are you saying this man should have endured the kiss so that he didn't appear homophobic? Ridiculous.
User avatar #225 - asmodeu (06/26/2015) [-]
All you fuckers seem to be alright with violence when it comes to non-violent, but really stupid pranks.

No, I did not expect black guy to endure the random guy kiss, just he could have simply refused (d'oh, was it never an option ?). This prank wasn't even that stupid.
Instead what I think went through his head was "Nigga, I don't roll with that homo shit, imma teach you a lesson". He didn't look like he was playing along at all because he chose his words carefully. The guy did try to kiss him and nigglet did enjoy it.
User avatar #226 - Dincorta (06/26/2015) [-]
Anyone could have seen that the black guy was not the sort of guy you'd pull this shit on. Just some dude trying to eat who clearly didn't want to be bothered by some kissy guy, whether or not it was a stupid prank.

The guy was defending himself and I was not surprised it happened. That doesn't mean that everyone here is alright with violence, stop jumping to the extremes. This is a particular situation and does not represent people's views on every situation.
User avatar #227 - asmodeu (06/26/2015) [-]
I'm not saying the prankster wasn't stupid, but that was not self-defence. That was an invitation to a knockout.
User avatar #216 - reapermaster (06/26/2015) [-]
he wasn't talking about the gif


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#5 to #4 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/21/2014) [-]
"So, we're fine! As long as nobody, heh, posts any bread!"
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
User avatar #2 - mudkipfucker (11/13/2013) [-]
i like your name, by the way
User avatar #3 to #2 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/14/2013) [-]
And I, yours
#1 - simonjiha ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
u got **** for posting that
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