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Date Signed Up:7/28/2013
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#85 - My coworker refuses to drink fizzy soda. So whenever she g…  [+] (2 replies) 09/29/2016 on Fact Dump +6
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#142 - guillem (11 hours ago) [-]
I do it too sometimes
#110 - arreatface (21 hours ago) [-]
#9 - Between the content and the comments, I am completely ******* lost.  [+] (6 replies) 09/27/2016 on ladphobic +74
#17 - crimsonsunshine (09/27/2016) [-]
Same brother.
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#28 - larrisawsome (09/27/2016) [-]
As a brit fag whose also a yankee maybe I can help?
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#42 - cotabl (09/27/2016) [-]
In all due honesty,my comrade in the land beyond the seas,we'll pretty much appreciate help with this message,because we're confused on levels beyond the usual ones.
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#79 - larrisawsome (09/27/2016) [-]
to grossly simplify he's basically calling people food posting social media attention whores.
#63 - anon (09/27/2016) [-]
cheeky nandos is a restaurant called nandos
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#48 - gonetohappyland (09/27/2016) [-]
www.peevish.co.uk has all of your answers my friend from across the pond
#53 - Now I want to do this with something cheap/fake, but give it a…  [+] (3 replies) 09/27/2016 on savage +25
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#75 - scorcho (09/27/2016) [-]
that should be the new standard for fur coats.
the pig-blood market would skyrocket.
#86 - geistenhaus (09/27/2016) [-]
they throw pig blood? where do they think the pig blood comes from?
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#92 - syntheticdoll (09/27/2016) [-]
Do you expect them to think?


Ha.
#20 - But the guy who tells the truth doesn't necessarily stand in f…  [+] (5 replies) 09/26/2016 on and let there be dog +7
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#21 - willgum (09/26/2016) [-]
I have never heard the version where the one who tells the truth might not be the one who is in front of the good door but okay in that case you would ask one guard what the other would say he is guarding
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#36 - ieatbengay (09/26/2016) [-]
you see the problem with just finding out who is telling the truth though right? that would be easy as fuck
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#38 - willgum (09/26/2016) [-]
I already had this conversation what do you want from me!!!
#30 - anon (09/26/2016) [-]
You googled that one, didn't you?
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#31 - willgum (09/26/2016) [-]
no I heard the gist of it once and figured it out from their
#18 - Usually, it involves trying to get some information that you d…  [+] (9 replies) 09/26/2016 on and let there be dog +1
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#19 - willgum (09/26/2016) [-]
I don't understand what your point is supposed to be, if you ask them for example "What color is my shirt?" then the one who tells the truth will say black thus that is the door you go in.
#41 - anon (09/26/2016) [-]
The hard version is that you can only ask one question
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#43 - willgum (09/26/2016) [-]
read the full thread man I have been over this twice now.
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#20 - volcanicdiarrhea (09/26/2016) [-]
But the guy who tells the truth doesn't necessarily stand in front of the safe door.
So, sure, you might know which one tells the truth, but now you can't ask him which door is safe.
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#21 - willgum (09/26/2016) [-]
I have never heard the version where the one who tells the truth might not be the one who is in front of the good door but okay in that case you would ask one guard what the other would say he is guarding
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#36 - ieatbengay (09/26/2016) [-]
you see the problem with just finding out who is telling the truth though right? that would be easy as fuck
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#38 - willgum (09/26/2016) [-]
I already had this conversation what do you want from me!!!
#30 - anon (09/26/2016) [-]
You googled that one, didn't you?
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#31 - willgum (09/26/2016) [-]
no I heard the gist of it once and figured it out from their
#65 - I never smoked, drank, or did any drugs, but my mom constantly…  [+] (5 replies) 09/24/2016 on Drugs are bad, M'kay? +37
#104 - moneyposts (09/24/2016) [-]
**moneyposts used "*roll picture*"**
**moneyposts rolled image**Same. I'd come home and play games for hours and apparently only high people do that.
#113 - anon (09/24/2016) [-]
to be fair that is something high people would do
#114 - moneyposts (09/24/2016) [-]
To be fair all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares
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#94 - thenez (09/24/2016) [-]
your profile pic, i have been looking for that image for YEARS

do you have the full version?
#118 - volcanicdiarrhea (09/24/2016) [-]
Teddy Rapesvelt