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#86 - If an obese man died as a result of his weight, how would tumb…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2015 on femi-nemenies +1
#98 - anon (08/27/2015) [-]
"HAH HE DIED. But it was because of unnatural causes, and definitely not because he was fat. But still HAHAHA"
User avatar #92 - namenotallowed (08/27/2015) [-]
If he was white his privilege would supersede his fatness as well as the fact of him being a man. If he was anything but white and fat they would praise his courage for dying from fatitis and that there was no way he could have helped himself.
#41 - And here I am, playing Metroid Prime. 08/27/2015 on Reach for the stars 0
#16 - Good god, Bomberman was the **** . When you got the … 08/26/2015 on Bomberman 3D 0
#14 - I got banned from a Best Buy for wearing a blue t-shirt and bl…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2015 on Best Buy +13
User avatar #17 - talonhalfstar (08/23/2015) [-]
I Would have sued for some crap like that.
#65 - amalone (08/24/2015) [-]
You can't in America. Businesses reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason. Which is why I don't understand the uproar about the whole bakery refusing to make a gay wedding cake. They could've chose not to make it simply because they didn't like the customer's hairstyle and would've been completely within their rights as business operators
User avatar #66 - talonhalfstar (08/24/2015) [-]
yeah, but being thrown out on false charges isn't relevant to that. they weren't refusing service, they threw him out on an assumption from a person who didn't seem to understand what he was explaining to her. That was her problem.
#68 - amalone (08/24/2015) [-]
What's the difference between throwing someone out and refusing service? If you throw them out, you refuse to serve them. Regardless, it's still not a "sue-able" offence. Dude didn't suffer any damages or loss by not being able to go to best buy, regardless of how retarded it was of them to kick him out
User avatar #69 - talonhalfstar (08/24/2015) [-]
I'm sure it's sue-able under something, but best buy is so big a company name, that the chances of winning would be near impossible at any rate.
#17 - Hello, land cat I am air cat 08/23/2015 on (untitled) +13
#30 - I did a mini D&D game with a few friends. Our DM had h… 08/22/2015 on git gud, what a casual +15
#35 - ENTRY LEVEL; Required 5 years of experience I don… 08/21/2015 on Getting A Job 0
#53 - I work with a white guy, mostly normal, except he shows up to … 08/21/2015 on Work 0
#22 - Here. have a wallpaper 08/19/2015 on This guy would be a great... +9
#207 - I never got the point of homework. It's the same materials… 08/19/2015 on 1st day of school 0


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User avatar #6 - phenact (08/11/2015) [-]
doot doot
#5 to #4 - volcanicdiarrhea (06/21/2014) [-]
"So, we're fine! As long as nobody, heh, posts any bread!"
"What's your question, evilhomer?"
"I posted bread."
"... What ...?"
"You told me to.
"How... much..."
"I have done nothing but post bread for 3 days."
"Where?! Where have you been posting it!?"
User avatar #2 - mudkipfucker (11/13/2013) [-]
i like your name, by the way
User avatar #3 to #2 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/14/2013) [-]
And I, yours
#1 - simonjiha (10/18/2013) [-]
u got **** for posting that
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