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Porn Stash Laid to Rest
- Officially the best fish ever
Sunfish, it just works
- Looks like dracula
- Every time i see a george takei tweet i just prep for something stupid
The nukes were kinda necessary
- Well yea boars are an invasive species thay can live in multip…
My dad said that he saw a boar the size of a wall in yugoslavia, i wonder what that would do to an infant...
- Man im not sure on the last one but Im gonna go with... a mailman
What kind of mailman were you?
- Is 4 generally alot for a cat?
Getting help is the first step
A stray cat had a litter Of 5 kittens in our shed. We kept every single one. We couldn't catch her to fix her cause she was feral and she ended having 2 more litters with 3 kittens in each of those that I know about. These last two litters ended up skittish like the mom.
My cat gave birth to 7 kittens when we took her in. It was crazy, but they were so cute.
You can get a rough estimate of the median number of offspring per litter for any mammal by taking its number of nipples and dividing by two.
Cats usually have 6 or 8 nipples, so they'd be expected to have a median of 3 or 4 offspring per litter.
Wow, really? That's pretty cool, I never knew that!
Stay Happy, Healthy, and Safe
We call it the "Rule of one half" where i learned it, as my mom always used to say, "Find a girl with 12 nipples son".
I say "any mammal", but platypi/echidnae don't have nipples at all, so this won't work for them.
Damn those platypi/echidnae! That's just proof God likes to fuck with us from time to time.
**lawxyuno used "*roll picture*"**
no everything under a pound is waste of seaman.
- Thats nasty looking
- Well there goes my good day
RIP Wallace and Gromit
- I feel like shame is what makes you stay in bed
Let's move buddy
No... it's what keeps us alive!
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