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Date Signed Up:7/31/2012
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#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on my weed +3
#9 - TurkDragon (2 hours ago) [-]
that edit tho...
#29 - "Stay down, there's a sniper out there!" 4 hours ago on More dogs. 0
#39 - Truly a loss for mankind. 4 hours ago on too much lube... +1
#37 - Just started playing it the other night. Love this series.  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on too much lube... +1
#38 - predatoras (4 hours ago) [-]
Indeed. I was so sad when Stalker 2 got cancelled.
User avatar #39 - vladhellsing (4 hours ago) [-]
Truly a loss for mankind.
#36 - I like how they facepalm in synch. 4 hours ago on too much lube... 0
#32 - Picture 4 hours ago on I'll just leave this here +1
#31 - Picture 4 hours ago on I'll just leave this here +4
#116 - Vivian James is a character conceptualised by /v/ in protest t… 4 hours ago on "Vivian?" 0
#114 - /b/ would be the creepy uncle that's under a restraining order. 4 hours ago on "Vivian?" +3
#8 - Laxatives =/= poison. It's a prank if nothing else.  [+] (3 new replies) 11 hours ago on no mercy +3
User avatar #22 - azumeow (8 hours ago) [-]
Technically, putting something like that in a person's food/drink with malicious intent (which was clearly present here) can be constituted as poisoning...legally.

Hell, putting EYEDROPS in people's drinks is considered poisoning.
#11 - curesian (10 hours ago) [-]
I'd say it has gone far beyond the scope of a prank if it can result in a jail sentence.
Also laxatives are a poison, as are a lot of medical drugs. To high a dose and any drug cause permanent harm and/or death. It's not illegal normally because they are used with consent, in known doses and with the intent of treating a problem. And no, being a bitch is not that kind of a problem.
There's probably a law that's more appropriate than poisoning, but it was the first one I thought of.
#42 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
id say that a much more legal and intelligent approach is to leave the brownies on the desk and wait, eventually telling a lie and mentioning laxatives. afterwards let the magic of the placebo affect take its course.

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User avatar #133 - escalario (07/30/2014) [-]
Homer - Shut Up.
User avatar #135 to #134 - escalario (07/30/2014) [-]
Did the reference go straight over your head?
User avatar #136 to #135 - vladhellsing (07/30/2014) [-]
No, I got it but didn't have a suitable reaction image. Nobody's judging though, now grab your cutlass and some rum you cyberpirate!
User avatar #137 to #136 - escalario (07/30/2014) [-]
Wayyyyyyyy ahead of ya.
#138 to #137 - vladhellsing (07/30/2014) [-]
In the meantime, I'll be hunting for A Company Man.
User avatar #139 to #138 - escalario (07/30/2014) [-]
Is that the gif that's on the front page of the guy with his hand in the box?
#140 to #139 - vladhellsing (07/30/2014) [-]
Yep. Might give it a look.   
   
If you're on the hunt for other martial arts films though, I highly recommend The Raid and The Raid 2: Berandal.
Yep. Might give it a look.

If you're on the hunt for other martial arts films though, I highly recommend The Raid and The Raid 2: Berandal.
#141 to #140 - escalario (07/30/2014) [-]
I'll wait till I'm done with Ong Bak. I ended up purchasing the trilogy.
I'll wait till I'm done with Ong Bak. I ended up purchasing the trilogy.
User avatar #130 - lordmandy (07/16/2014) [-]
more like xanatoast am i right
User avatar #131 to #130 - vladhellsing (07/16/2014) [-]
Says who?
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