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Date Signed Up:7/31/2012
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#21 - Ooh! And also, while Irina seems nice the description of her a…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Service 0
#23 - thecrayzeeman (2 hours ago) [-]
Ooh, I haven't read that. Seems like she's a true Carimite after all.

I feel like Jack Sparrow's "You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest." quote fits Carimites quite well.

Dark Souls Dialogue  Knight Lautrec of Carim incl unused content Lautrec's voice acting is pretty good also. Eygon too.

Dark Souls  Oswalds Laugh And Oswald laugh. Gotta love that.

A Souls game that takes place in Carim would be very insteresting. Also I'm hoping we'll get to see Velka in one of the DS3 DLC's.
#20 - Additionally, Leonhard seems like a cross between Chester &… 2 hours ago on Service 0
#19 - Agreed, the Carimites are some of my favourite charact… 2 hours ago on Service +2
#83 - Uh oh, it's the Waifu Killer. 3 hours ago on Roll for a new Overwatch... 0
#78 - **vladhellsing used "*roll picture*"** **vladhellsing rolle…  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Roll for a new Overwatch... 0
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#83 - vladhellsing (3 hours ago) [-]
Uh oh, it's the Waifu Killer.
#20 - Found the vegan. 3 hours ago on milku 0
#8 - To be fair, it is rather tyreing. 5 hours ago on 18 +3
#72 - He's basically Batman with guns instead of money. 5 hours ago on Untitled +1
#12 - I had a feeling Leonhard was from Carim.  [+] (5 new replies) 6 hours ago on Service 0
#17 - thecrayzeeman (3 hours ago) [-]
It's kind of an unspoken rule in the franchise, that everyone who's a cunt or just plain mad is most likely from Carim. They're also usually my among favourite, or atleast among the most memorable characters.

- Lautrec (straight up cunt)
- Oswald (mad as all hell)
- Chester (cunt, but you just gotta love him)

Eygon wasn't mad or a cunt, but he did still have the "if we got no business, piss off" attitude. However, Irina was suprisingly nice.

As for Leonhard
- has equipmet similar to old Chazzy
- same pose
- is a cunt an Estus spamming cunt

Wouldn't suprise me.

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#21 - vladhellsing (2 hours ago) [-]
Ooh! And also, while Irina seems nice the description of her ashes do hint towards that trademark Carim treachery. "Irina was a frail woman. This frailty led to her becoming a saint of Carim, and to her grand treachery."
#23 - thecrayzeeman (2 hours ago) [-]
Ooh, I haven't read that. Seems like she's a true Carimite after all.

I feel like Jack Sparrow's "You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest." quote fits Carimites quite well.

Dark Souls Dialogue  Knight Lautrec of Carim incl unused content Lautrec's voice acting is pretty good also. Eygon too.

Dark Souls  Oswalds Laugh And Oswald laugh. Gotta love that.

A Souls game that takes place in Carim would be very insteresting. Also I'm hoping we'll get to see Velka in one of the DS3 DLC's.
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#20 - vladhellsing (2 hours ago) [-]
Additionally, Leonhard seems like a cross between Chester & Lautrec.
#19 - vladhellsing (2 hours ago) [-]
Dark Souls Dialogue  Marvelous Chester DLC Agreed, the Carimites are some of my favourite characters. Chester's voice though, ooh baby...

Although, despite their devious nature none of them ever straight up lied to the player. Say what you like about Carimites, they stay true to their word.
#6 - What am I, a Greybeard?  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Lewd 0
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#7 - Vanagorth (7 hours ago) [-]
As long as its over 18years of age it can stay
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