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#26 - I got to use this twice in one week! 12/19/2014 on Cute Spider 0
#65 - **************** 12/19/2014 on Parenting +2
#94 - Way I see it, if you can get in trouble for wearing it in publ…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on It doesn't make any sense 0
User avatar #104 - masdercheef (12/19/2014) [-]
That really is how it ought to be. Especially considering how bad some of what you mentioned seems - I thought it was ridiculous at my old high school, but yours really takes the cake.
#91 - What I don't understand is they keep reinforcing that *…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on It doesn't make any sense 0
User avatar #93 - masdercheef (12/19/2014) [-]
Exactly. If they get distracted by what someone's wearing, they don't care enough to learn what you're teaching anyway. Unless you're a miracle worker, you're not going to fix that with telling people what to wear.
User avatar #94 - viscerys (12/19/2014) [-]
Way I see it, if you can get in trouble for wearing it in public, you can get in trouble for wearing it in school. Simple as.
User avatar #104 - masdercheef (12/19/2014) [-]
That really is how it ought to be. Especially considering how bad some of what you mentioned seems - I thought it was ridiculous at my old high school, but yours really takes the cake.
#88 - You can get suspended in my old school now for simply carrying…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2014 on It doesn't make any sense 0
User avatar #90 - masdercheef (12/19/2014) [-]
Yeahh... dress codes are seriously getting out of hand.
User avatar #91 - viscerys (12/19/2014) [-]
What I don't understand is they keep reinforcing that shit even after you turn 18. I mean, what the fuck? They're adults now, let them wear what they want and don't pull that "distracting school environment" shit.
User avatar #93 - masdercheef (12/19/2014) [-]
Exactly. If they get distracted by what someone's wearing, they don't care enough to learn what you're teaching anyway. Unless you're a miracle worker, you're not going to fix that with telling people what to wear.
User avatar #94 - viscerys (12/19/2014) [-]
Way I see it, if you can get in trouble for wearing it in public, you can get in trouble for wearing it in school. Simple as.
User avatar #104 - masdercheef (12/19/2014) [-]
That really is how it ought to be. Especially considering how bad some of what you mentioned seems - I thought it was ridiculous at my old high school, but yours really takes the cake.
#87 - That's a private school uniform. They get up to weird *… 12/19/2014 on It doesn't make any sense 0
#155 - Erotic fan fiction involving Seth Rogen, James Franco and Kim Jong Un.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on wut i read? +2
User avatar #193 - The Captain (12/19/2014) [-]
This.
#156 - In terms of content, I find Endless Legend to be somewhat lack…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on This Is Why We Can't Have... 0
#158 - angelious (12/19/2014) [-]
aye. civ was on sale so i bought it.


and the options for diplomacy do open up a lot later on with map trading resource trading normal trading and whatnots.

and it seems each faction has its own special diplomacy skill that can be used to your affect( the wompa looking things can force peace, traders can force you out of trading etc etc) so atleast there is replayability.

i specially like the ability to make your own units. tho even that is lacking since you cant really customize them by much...but i hope they will make it more accecible later on.


outside of that yeah...the city cuztomisation is really just tweaking the population into producing things at even pace(i really REALLY suck at that..) and building things....


and happiness is a bitch to keep up. to me it just randomly goes from fervent to content in one turn for no reason... at one turn all my cities turned to unhappy because i expanded one of my cities towards wrong direction or something....


oh and the npc really wont accept anything you offer them no matter what...tho one of the npcs did insult me (i banned him from markets for that) and another one made peace with me (i banned him from markets because that bitch later on insulted me and refused to set up trade route... fucking assholes)


outside of that. i love it. if civ 5 is anything like that. i will love civ 5 too.
#73 - This is the UK we're talking about here. There's probably alre…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on Coneheads +1
#85 - dehumanizer (12/19/2014) [-]
but this isnt just a random alley, this is a mmonument on a public square, this vandalism has been going on for all those years and still he townhall didnt figure out a way to prevent it?
#152 - Fuk u North Korea, we want watch movie too! 12/19/2014 on For once he doesn't sound... 0
#129 - Eternal Legend is awesome. My PC died a few weeks ago and I ca…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2014 on This Is Why We Can't Have... 0
#148 - angelious (12/19/2014) [-]
i got it yesturday morning. started playing it and stopped 2 o clock in the morning today.


its fucking awesome. tho i must say i suck at balancing my shit...i got huge load of gold but i have the lowest science out of everybody in the game...and im lagging behind on tech and influence...



still i managed to kill off one empire by blocking them from using the market >


seriously that game is so much fun. how does it compare to civ 5 in general=?
#156 - viscerys (12/19/2014) [-]
In terms of content, I find Endless Legend to be somewhat lacking compared to Civ 5. I'd be able to sink many hours in a row into Civ 5, just managing my empire and developing social policies, whereas Endless Legend, to me, grows somewhat stale after an hour or two. I think it's still in a mid-early beta stage though, so more will be added.
The empire management in EL seems somewhat shallow. All I remember being able to do was build towns, train soldiers and research things. The diplomacy wasn't exactly extensive, and there didn't seem to be a whole lot of options to fine-tune your empire exactly how you want it. Civ 5 has it's social policies, religions and Ideaologies, AND a pretty solid diplomacy with (for the most part) competent AI diplomats. All of the diplomacy I encountered in EL was "We're declaring war on you."

I still love Endless Legend, and will continue playing is as soon as I get my PC fixed sometime in January, but Civ 5 has a good bit more depth to it. Pic unrelated. I just thought it was funny.
#158 - angelious (12/19/2014) [-]
aye. civ was on sale so i bought it.


and the options for diplomacy do open up a lot later on with map trading resource trading normal trading and whatnots.

and it seems each faction has its own special diplomacy skill that can be used to your affect( the wompa looking things can force peace, traders can force you out of trading etc etc) so atleast there is replayability.

i specially like the ability to make your own units. tho even that is lacking since you cant really customize them by much...but i hope they will make it more accecible later on.


outside of that yeah...the city cuztomisation is really just tweaking the population into producing things at even pace(i really REALLY suck at that..) and building things....


and happiness is a bitch to keep up. to me it just randomly goes from fervent to content in one turn for no reason... at one turn all my cities turned to unhappy because i expanded one of my cities towards wrong direction or something....


oh and the npc really wont accept anything you offer them no matter what...tho one of the npcs did insult me (i banned him from markets for that) and another one made peace with me (i banned him from markets because that bitch later on insulted me and refused to set up trade route... fucking assholes)


outside of that. i love it. if civ 5 is anything like that. i will love civ 5 too.
#30 - I don't know if you'd count them as rap, but Hollywood Undead … 12/19/2014 on to the American race 0
#34 - I love how that guy sitting next to the Predator is like "… 12/19/2014 on Through good times +3
#120 - Look up GophersVids and tell me you can't sink an hour or two … 12/18/2014 on has a smile on his face, 0
#59 - Just ******* own it and get yourself some fly honeys. 12/18/2014 on Real Super Sand +1
#72 - That's still no excuse for being a cunt. Be nice to people. … 12/18/2014 on So I tried that vegetable line 0
#139 - Free Fraps. 30 second vidja clips when you needs it, and infin… 12/18/2014 on Gaming community 0
#118 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Weird Al's floating orb +3
#48 - If it makes you feel better, the photographer's probably dead too. 12/18/2014 on Actually really cute. 0
#47 - Those were dark, depressing times. 12/18/2014 on Actually really cute. 0
#167 - I looked it up, out of curiosity. Having nothing there to prot… 12/18/2014 on except when it's free 0
#66 - Woah. I had a brain thinky thing. If it's a public place, then…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on what a jerk 0
User avatar #68 - fuzzyballs (12/18/2014) [-]
that's kinda what makes it kinky, the possibility of getting caught
some places are a bit too public, don't have sex in a car park unless you want to be caught (or have someone call the cops)
#155 - I would, but I can't be assed. Additionally, I'd rather not ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on except when it's free 0
#160 - rollfourexplain (12/18/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 4,355**

Dick callouses? ????????? I don't know what you mean.
User avatar #167 - viscerys (12/18/2014) [-]
I looked it up, out of curiosity. Having nothing there to protect your dick from rubbing against your pants and stuff builds up callouses and reduces sensitivity.
#147 - Bitch, it exists for a reason, otherwise we would have evolved…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2014 on except when it's free +2
#149 - rollfourexplain (12/18/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 5,611**

Not necessarily. The human body has several redundancies in it. There's also no harm done in properly removing it.

Take a gander at #16 instead of continuing the conversation, maybe?
User avatar #155 - viscerys (12/18/2014) [-]
I would, but I can't be assed. Additionally, I'd rather not have a callous on my dick.
#160 - rollfourexplain (12/18/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 4,355**

Dick callouses? ????????? I don't know what you mean.
User avatar #167 - viscerys (12/18/2014) [-]
I looked it up, out of curiosity. Having nothing there to protect your dick from rubbing against your pants and stuff builds up callouses and reduces sensitivity.
#157 - Picture 12/18/2014 on meme done right +1
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#69 - insaneiare (07/10/2013) [-]
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#67 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Just so you know, some autistic brony fag rolled you and they're calling you a ****** .

I'm sorry bro. But we can't handle these autists.
User avatar #70 to #67 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
why you think he cares at all faggot?
User avatar #66 - newbrony (07/10/2013) [-]
HEY HEY HEY



YOU'RE A ****** !
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#59 - kingarther (04/16/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #60 to #59 - viscerys (04/16/2013) [-]
Whaddap.
User avatar #57 - thatrussianhoe (01/14/2013) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #58 to #57 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
Good day to you.
User avatar #56 - kingarther (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #54 - pedobearandson (01/10/2013) [-]
kinda sad to see the whole world by us thing didn't take off, did you try it anywhere else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - viscerys (01/10/2013) [-]
Tried it on Reddit and on another World-Building RPG Site. It didn't take of there either, sadly.
User avatar #37 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
nono, I' meant i would give one for free, but thank though :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Huh? Did I mess up a trade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh, crap. I sent you a torso... Facepalm... Could you trade a pair of legs for it? Pwease?
User avatar #18 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I think kim jong might have turned off Items and tradeing to **** around with them
User avatar #19 to #18 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, Items haven't been showing up in a while.
#20 to #19 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
In short. As far as I can tell: We've all been:
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#21 to #20 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I get my life back for awhile
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! I was clicking random and my post came up!
#23 to #22 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
cool, I wonder how often that happens
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Sarcasm?
User avatar #13 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Bored. Trying to figure out FLStudio. MY BRAAAAIN!
User avatar #16 to #15 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
FAHK! My headset just died. I MUST CHARGE IT!!!
#17 to #16 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
It hungers
It hungers
#11 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
Here is your first pony image
Here is your first pony image
User avatar #12 to #11 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! Rarity!
User avatar #4 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I do, why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! VeloSIRaptor!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen my Items yet
User avatar #9 to #6 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
************ ! YOU DON'T GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER ******* VELOSIRAPTOR!!!


I apologise...
#3 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
watch this for a while
watch this for a while
User avatar #7 to #3 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
What in the actual **** is that!?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
applejack trying to get cupcakes off Pinkie
User avatar #10 to #8 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
*shudders*
#1 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I took your Profile Virginity
I took your Profile Virginity
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