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#3157 - Incredibly. Do you think I always go around posting selfies? …  [+] (10 new replies) 04/20/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
User avatar #3160 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
I don't see why you wouldn't. You have marvelous hair.
#3162 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh, stop it you :3
User avatar #3163 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
I shall do no such thing
#3164 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh my :p
User avatar #3165 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Problem? :3
#3166 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #3173 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Good :3
#3174 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Good indeed.
User avatar #3198 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Wish someone would dip me like that
User avatar #3228 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
anytime bb
#86 - I made this a while ago. 04/20/2015 on Fairy tale +8
#3152 - I don't even know. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/20/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
User avatar #3156 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Were you drunk when you posted your selfie?
User avatar #3157 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Incredibly. Do you think I always go around posting selfies? I do, but I was especially drunk last night.
User avatar #3160 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
I don't see why you wouldn't. You have marvelous hair.
#3162 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh, stop it you :3
User avatar #3163 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
I shall do no such thing
#3164 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh my :p
User avatar #3165 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Problem? :3
#3166 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #3173 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Good :3
#3174 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Good indeed.
User avatar #3198 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Wish someone would dip me like that
User avatar #3228 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
anytime bb
#3150 - Not the message I was trying to send, but I probably could if …  [+] (14 new replies) 04/20/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
User avatar #3151 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
What message were you trying to send then? Haha
#3152 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
I don't even know. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but then again, I've been awake for an hour and I'm hungover as bawls.
User avatar #3156 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Were you drunk when you posted your selfie?
User avatar #3157 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Incredibly. Do you think I always go around posting selfies? I do, but I was especially drunk last night.
User avatar #3160 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
I don't see why you wouldn't. You have marvelous hair.
#3162 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh, stop it you :3
User avatar #3163 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
I shall do no such thing
#3164 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh my :p
User avatar #3165 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Problem? :3
#3166 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #3173 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Good :3
#3174 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Good indeed.
User avatar #3198 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Wish someone would dip me like that
User avatar #3228 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
anytime bb
#83 - Picture 04/20/2015 on A smashing appearance +1
#3143 - Just imagine the towel was hair instead :p  [+] (16 new replies) 04/20/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
User avatar #3148 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
You can rip your hair off? Lol
#3150 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Not the message I was trying to send, but I probably could if I tried hard enough.
User avatar #3151 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
What message were you trying to send then? Haha
#3152 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
I don't even know. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but then again, I've been awake for an hour and I'm hungover as bawls.
User avatar #3156 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Were you drunk when you posted your selfie?
User avatar #3157 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Incredibly. Do you think I always go around posting selfies? I do, but I was especially drunk last night.
User avatar #3160 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
I don't see why you wouldn't. You have marvelous hair.
#3162 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh, stop it you :3
User avatar #3163 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
I shall do no such thing
#3164 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh my :p
User avatar #3165 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Problem? :3
#3166 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #3173 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Good :3
#3174 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Good indeed.
User avatar #3198 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Wish someone would dip me like that
User avatar #3228 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
anytime bb
#106 - I can own a pint in 3 seconds. It sounds like an achievement, … 04/20/2015 on 'Stralia 0
#3140 - anytime bb  [+] (18 new replies) 04/20/2015 on What do you currently look... +1
User avatar #3142 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Yusss :3
#3143 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Just imagine the towel was hair instead :p
User avatar #3148 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
You can rip your hair off? Lol
#3150 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Not the message I was trying to send, but I probably could if I tried hard enough.
User avatar #3151 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
What message were you trying to send then? Haha
#3152 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
I don't even know. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but then again, I've been awake for an hour and I'm hungover as bawls.
User avatar #3156 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Were you drunk when you posted your selfie?
User avatar #3157 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Incredibly. Do you think I always go around posting selfies? I do, but I was especially drunk last night.
User avatar #3160 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
I don't see why you wouldn't. You have marvelous hair.
#3162 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh, stop it you :3
User avatar #3163 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
I shall do no such thing
#3164 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh my :p
User avatar #3165 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Problem? :3
#3166 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #3173 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Good :3
#3174 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Good indeed.
User avatar #3198 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Wish someone would dip me like that
User avatar #3228 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
anytime bb
#41 - And he pulled that same **** when they had sex. His rel… 04/19/2015 on Git +1
#554 - You've gone out of your way to make sure I feel better. You're…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
User avatar #563 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
im okay at most. im a really shit person otherwise...

but still, any person shouldnt ever believe their life is pointless in any way or form. absolutely nobody.
#542 - I hope so, dude. I hope so.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/19/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
User avatar #549 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
everything worked out for me that went wrong. it should for you too (:
User avatar #554 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
You've gone out of your way to make sure I feel better. You're the best kind of person
User avatar #563 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
im okay at most. im a really shit person otherwise...

but still, any person shouldnt ever believe their life is pointless in any way or form. absolutely nobody.
#514 - Thanks, man. Means a lot.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
#536 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
itll work out. just keep trying
User avatar #542 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
I hope so, dude. I hope so.
User avatar #549 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
everything worked out for me that went wrong. it should for you too (:
User avatar #554 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
You've gone out of your way to make sure I feel better. You're the best kind of person
User avatar #563 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
im okay at most. im a really shit person otherwise...

but still, any person shouldnt ever believe their life is pointless in any way or form. absolutely nobody.
#494 - I'm fine. Thanks for the concern though xD In all seriousn…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/19/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
User avatar #507 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
hey... dude... dont be like that

everyone has troubles with their parents now and then. hell, my mother forgot my own birthday for the past three years... but don't worry, she'll always remember my little bro's eh?

but school's hard man. the point is that you're trying to do shit, right? as long as you're really putting in some form of effort it doesnt matter. he'll always forgive you as long as you try
User avatar #514 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
Thanks, man. Means a lot.
#536 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
itll work out. just keep trying
User avatar #542 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
I hope so, dude. I hope so.
User avatar #549 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
everything worked out for me that went wrong. it should for you too (:
User avatar #554 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
You've gone out of your way to make sure I feel better. You're the best kind of person
User avatar #563 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
im okay at most. im a really shit person otherwise...

but still, any person shouldnt ever believe their life is pointless in any way or form. absolutely nobody.
#457 - Well, I'm sure my dad sometimes wishes he didn't have a son, s…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/19/2015 on What do you currently look... 0
User avatar #475 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
annnnnd that went from 0-100... you okay?
#494 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
I'm fine. Thanks for the concern though xD
In all seriousness, I love my dad, and he loves me most of the time, but I went down some roads with drugs and drink and all that, so he's always got a bit of disappointment for me. Additionally, I'm pretty much failing school, despite him paying €6,500 for me to go to a prep school, and I feel shit about it.
It creates some... discomfort every time I get a new report card.
User avatar #507 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
hey... dude... dont be like that

everyone has troubles with their parents now and then. hell, my mother forgot my own birthday for the past three years... but don't worry, she'll always remember my little bro's eh?

but school's hard man. the point is that you're trying to do shit, right? as long as you're really putting in some form of effort it doesnt matter. he'll always forgive you as long as you try
User avatar #514 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
Thanks, man. Means a lot.
#536 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
itll work out. just keep trying
User avatar #542 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
I hope so, dude. I hope so.
User avatar #549 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
everything worked out for me that went wrong. it should for you too (:
User avatar #554 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
You've gone out of your way to make sure I feel better. You're the best kind of person
User avatar #563 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
im okay at most. im a really shit person otherwise...

but still, any person shouldnt ever believe their life is pointless in any way or form. absolutely nobody.
#444 - Why not. Hai.  [+] (31 new replies) 04/19/2015 on What do you currently look... +2
User avatar #2221 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Can I touch your luscious hair?
#3140 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
anytime bb
User avatar #3142 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Yusss :3
#3143 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Just imagine the towel was hair instead :p
User avatar #3148 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
You can rip your hair off? Lol
#3150 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Not the message I was trying to send, but I probably could if I tried hard enough.
User avatar #3151 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
What message were you trying to send then? Haha
#3152 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
I don't even know. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but then again, I've been awake for an hour and I'm hungover as bawls.
User avatar #3156 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Were you drunk when you posted your selfie?
User avatar #3157 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Incredibly. Do you think I always go around posting selfies? I do, but I was especially drunk last night.
User avatar #3160 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
I don't see why you wouldn't. You have marvelous hair.
#3162 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh, stop it you :3
User avatar #3163 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
I shall do no such thing
#3164 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Oh my :p
User avatar #3165 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Problem? :3
#3166 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #3173 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Good :3
#3174 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
Good indeed.
User avatar #3198 - yourbutthurt (04/20/2015) [-]
Wish someone would dip me like that
User avatar #3228 - viscerys (04/20/2015) [-]
anytime bb
User avatar #449 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
you remind me of nic cage's son for some reason
#457 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
Well, I'm sure my dad sometimes wishes he didn't have a son, so there's that.

< How my dad sees me right now.
User avatar #475 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
annnnnd that went from 0-100... you okay?
#494 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
I'm fine. Thanks for the concern though xD
In all seriousness, I love my dad, and he loves me most of the time, but I went down some roads with drugs and drink and all that, so he's always got a bit of disappointment for me. Additionally, I'm pretty much failing school, despite him paying €6,500 for me to go to a prep school, and I feel shit about it.
It creates some... discomfort every time I get a new report card.
User avatar #507 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
hey... dude... dont be like that

everyone has troubles with their parents now and then. hell, my mother forgot my own birthday for the past three years... but don't worry, she'll always remember my little bro's eh?

but school's hard man. the point is that you're trying to do shit, right? as long as you're really putting in some form of effort it doesnt matter. he'll always forgive you as long as you try
User avatar #514 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
Thanks, man. Means a lot.
#536 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
itll work out. just keep trying
User avatar #542 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
I hope so, dude. I hope so.
User avatar #549 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
everything worked out for me that went wrong. it should for you too (:
User avatar #554 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
You've gone out of your way to make sure I feel better. You're the best kind of person
User avatar #563 - thatlittledoll (04/19/2015) [-]
im okay at most. im a really shit person otherwise...

but still, any person shouldnt ever believe their life is pointless in any way or form. absolutely nobody.
#291 - For the most part, yes. I don't think people buy it because it… 04/19/2015 on What a time to be alive 0
#1440 - Thanks, man. 04/19/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
#1434 - I'll try I guess. Wish me luck.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
User avatar #1438 - Virt (04/19/2015) [-]
you got it bro i believe!
User avatar #1440 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
Thanks, man.
#1431 - I think so.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
User avatar #1433 - Virt (04/19/2015) [-]
well why not try one last time then
be direct and ask her out on a date

if it doesnt work then be done with it, its not worth your trouble if she wont give you a chance
User avatar #1434 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
I'll try I guess. Wish me luck.
User avatar #1438 - Virt (04/19/2015) [-]
you got it bro i believe!
User avatar #1440 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
Thanks, man.
#1424 - Pretty much, more than anything else. It's pathetic, but for, …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
User avatar #1429 - Virt (04/19/2015) [-]
ok well do you think you honestly have a chance right now?
User avatar #1431 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
I think so.
User avatar #1433 - Virt (04/19/2015) [-]
well why not try one last time then
be direct and ask her out on a date

if it doesnt work then be done with it, its not worth your trouble if she wont give you a chance
User avatar #1434 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
I'll try I guess. Wish me luck.
User avatar #1438 - Virt (04/19/2015) [-]
you got it bro i believe!
User avatar #1440 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
Thanks, man.
#59 - The camera's field of view makes it look like a wave's coming … 04/19/2015 on Fully automatic fish 0
#120 - Picture 04/19/2015 on Test Nibble 0
#1302 - Oops, forgot to log in.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
User avatar #1414 - Virt (04/19/2015) [-]
well you want to be with her right?
User avatar #1424 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
Pretty much, more than anything else. It's pathetic, but for, like, 6 months, she was the reason I got up in the morning.
User avatar #1429 - Virt (04/19/2015) [-]
ok well do you think you honestly have a chance right now?
User avatar #1431 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
I think so.
User avatar #1433 - Virt (04/19/2015) [-]
well why not try one last time then
be direct and ask her out on a date

if it doesnt work then be done with it, its not worth your trouble if she wont give you a chance
User avatar #1434 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
I'll try I guess. Wish me luck.
User avatar #1438 - Virt (04/19/2015) [-]
you got it bro i believe!
User avatar #1440 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
Thanks, man.
#86 - 18, Barman. Drunk texted my crush saying that her boyfriend di…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family +1
User avatar #135 - Virt (04/18/2015) [-]
do you want to go back out with her?
User avatar #1302 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
Oops, forgot to log in.
User avatar #1414 - Virt (04/19/2015) [-]
well you want to be with her right?
User avatar #1424 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
Pretty much, more than anything else. It's pathetic, but for, like, 6 months, she was the reason I got up in the morning.
User avatar #1429 - Virt (04/19/2015) [-]
ok well do you think you honestly have a chance right now?
User avatar #1431 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
I think so.
User avatar #1433 - Virt (04/19/2015) [-]
well why not try one last time then
be direct and ask her out on a date

if it doesnt work then be done with it, its not worth your trouble if she wont give you a chance
User avatar #1434 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
I'll try I guess. Wish me luck.
User avatar #1438 - Virt (04/19/2015) [-]
you got it bro i believe!
User avatar #1440 - viscerys (04/19/2015) [-]
Thanks, man.
#1301 - anonymous (04/19/2015) [-]
I was never with her. I wanted to be, and I thought I'd moved on, but clearly I haven't.
#67 - Masturbate. 04/18/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family +9

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