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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:10/21/2014
Location:Yer mam
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#14 - Oh. Ew.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on beb +1
User avatar #16 - huskygunner (07/14/2014) [-]
Aren't babies so cute?! :3
#11 - Am I missing something?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2014 on beb +1
User avatar #13 - huskygunner (07/14/2014) [-]
The images in comics are the aftermath of each character's speech/thought bubble being barfed out of their own bodies. This is a behind the scenes look at what really makes comics incredible.
User avatar #14 - viscerys (07/14/2014) [-]
Oh. Ew.
User avatar #16 - huskygunner (07/14/2014) [-]
Aren't babies so cute?! :3
#16 - I want someone to say that out loud in a toilet cubicle. God t… 07/14/2014 on Poop poem 0
#30 - Jesus. They put a lot of thought into those. I never realised. 07/14/2014 on Bewbs +2
#29 - *dat 07/14/2014 on Bewbs 0
#28 - Dad adam's apple do.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Bewbs +5
User avatar #29 - viscerys (07/14/2014) [-]
*dat
#35 - I don't even like football, and that was god damn impressive. 07/14/2014 on how to soccer +7
#27 - Don't kill you'reself, man. Life may be digestive end product,… 07/14/2014 on Your 20's +1
#9 - Oh, man. Business Cat is awesome. 07/14/2014 on Business cat 0
#22 - Aw. That made me sad. 07/14/2014 on Sketchy 0
#25 - He's awesome. 07/14/2014 on I wish my dog did this 0
#70 - Why did I fecking read that? The blue things are so tantalising... 07/14/2014 on He was like, and I was like 0
#132 - It makes me mad. Human beings have been slaughtered because th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Feminism and media bias 0
User avatar #297 - Daeiros (07/14/2014) [-]
Just imagine how pissed they all are after they die for their beliefs and it turns out there is actually an afterlife and all of them were wrong about it,
#129 - In Ireland, Religion got girls sent places they were worked to…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Feminism and media bias 0
#131 - kristovsky (07/14/2014) [-]
It's the nature of some humans, they will take their ideology to the extreme. Whether it's religion, SJW, racial supremacists, nationalists...Tribalistic people will always find something to latch on to.
User avatar #132 - viscerys (07/14/2014) [-]
It makes me mad. Human beings have been slaughtered because they believed in some other higher power that may or may not even freaking exist!
User avatar #297 - Daeiros (07/14/2014) [-]
Just imagine how pissed they all are after they die for their beliefs and it turns out there is actually an afterlife and all of them were wrong about it,
#68 - Holy digestive end product do I feel stupid. Sorry, man. Carry on.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on smile 0
#69 - angelious (07/14/2014) [-]
no worries
#68 - It makes more sense, I find. 07/14/2014 on halloween already 0
#98 - Wait, so it's an actual language thing? I always assumed it wa… 07/14/2014 on bang 0
#272 - I'm learning Elvish. I hope they don't turn on me.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Tumblr being Tumblr +2
User avatar #389 - thisistheguy (07/14/2014) [-]
I was gonna post a sarcastic comment acting like a tumblrfag but that post was too intense bodyloveing stupid to make a joke out of
#63 - No, because you're mouth and jaw would look blurry and ghost-l…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2014 on smile 0
#65 - angelious (07/14/2014) [-]
and look at that.i had already replied to anon saying he explained it.


1 hour ago.
User avatar #68 - viscerys (07/14/2014) [-]
Holy digestive end product do I feel stupid. Sorry, man. Carry on.
#69 - angelious (07/14/2014) [-]
no worries
#66 - So recently I learned that it's called football because the ba…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2014 on halloween already 0
User avatar #67 - chimpaflimp (07/14/2014) [-]
I sincerely doubt that this is the reason for its name.
User avatar #68 - viscerys (07/14/2014) [-]
It makes more sense, I find.
#33 - I ******* love Kinetic Typography. 07/12/2014 on They're dogs by the way. 0
#215 - Huh. That's pretty darn interesting... However, I am going to …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Thanks Amazon 0
#219 - truesmokewolf (07/10/2014) [-]
MFW it's the hip thing to do.
#211 - Is it wrong?  [+] (7 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Thanks Amazon 0
User avatar #234 - lucariopwnz (07/10/2014) [-]
Its just not entirely correct. Technically speaking there is no definition written as to what pertains to an "Assault weapon" (at least from a law perspective.) Since all the school shootings and other mass killings with these "black rifles" (the AR-15 platform) the media and other anti-gun organizations have started deeming them as assault weapons because it sounds scary and they want to put people off them. Personally, I don't think anything that doesn't shoot fully automatic should be considered an assault rifle and even then only certain kinds. And since all of these rifles have civilian versions which only shoot semi auto (one shot per trigger pull) calling them assault rifles or weapons is simply misleading.

I work in a gun shop so this is mostly stuff that I've picked up talking to people and looking at information online.
User avatar #213 - truesmokewolf (07/10/2014) [-]
Very wrong. Untechnical term created by the anti-gun lobby and adopted by Call of Duty. Now widely used substitute for the term Long Rifle.
User avatar #232 - arkamedies (07/10/2014) [-]
But what about weapons that have AR in their name? like the AR-15?
User avatar #286 - truesmokewolf (07/13/2014) [-]
Common misconception. AR in AR-15 is not an acronym for "Assault Rifle" but for the original company that made the model, Armalite. Just like the Colt 1911 has Colt at the beginning of it's name, the AR-15 is technically the Armalite-15, but it was shortened over time or during marketing to simply AR-15. Hope that helped.
User avatar #238 - pebar (07/10/2014) [-]
It's the brand that designed them. Armalite.
User avatar #215 - viscerys (07/10/2014) [-]
Huh. That's pretty darn interesting... However, I am going to continue using assault rifle to describe such guns, because it's what the cool kids do.
#219 - truesmokewolf (07/10/2014) [-]
MFW it's the hip thing to do.
#211 - I'm an idiot. I saw the monkay breadstick bit un HupCapNinja's…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on consider it 0
#214 - jhugz (07/10/2014) [-]
I don't really mind the new comment section that much, but I do miss that feature the most. How can you go wrong with being able to have a direct link to the exact comment you replied to? Sucks.
#209 - So the guy who got a bit peeved about the guy who *****…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on consider it 0
User avatar #210 - jhugz (07/10/2014) [-]
Nah, just a team-up of two normal human beings against a horsefucker in the YT comment section... it's that simple.
User avatar #211 - viscerys (07/10/2014) [-]
I'm an idiot. I saw the monkay breadstick bit un HupCapNinja's name, and assumed that was HIS username. YouTube's new comments are fucking stupid. Why did they remove the "In response to" thing. It was unobtrustive and functional.
#214 - jhugz (07/10/2014) [-]
I don't really mind the new comment section that much, but I do miss that feature the most. How can you go wrong with being able to have a direct link to the exact comment you replied to? Sucks.
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#69 - insaneiare (07/10/2013) [-]
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#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Just so you know, some autistic brony fag rolled you and they're calling you a ****** .

I'm sorry bro. But we can't handle these autists.
User avatar #70 to #67 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
why you think he cares at all faggot?
User avatar #66 - newbrony (07/10/2013) [-]
HEY HEY HEY



YOU'RE A ****** !
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#59 - kingarther (04/16/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #60 to #59 - viscerys (04/16/2013) [-]
Whaddap.
User avatar #57 - thatrussianhoe (01/14/2013) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #58 to #57 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
Good day to you.
User avatar #56 - kingarther (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #54 - pedobearandson (01/10/2013) [-]
kinda sad to see the whole world by us thing didn't take off, did you try it anywhere else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - viscerys (01/10/2013) [-]
Tried it on Reddit and on another World-Building RPG Site. It didn't take of there either, sadly.
User avatar #37 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
nono, I' meant i would give one for free, but thank though :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Huh? Did I mess up a trade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh, crap. I sent you a torso... Facepalm... Could you trade a pair of legs for it? Pwease?
User avatar #18 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I think kim jong might have turned off Items and tradeing to **** around with them
User avatar #19 to #18 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, Items haven't been showing up in a while.
#20 to #19 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
In short. As far as I can tell: We've all been:
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#21 to #20 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I get my life back for awhile
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! I was clicking random and my post came up!
#23 to #22 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
cool, I wonder how often that happens
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Sarcasm?
User avatar #13 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Bored. Trying to figure out FLStudio. MY BRAAAAIN!
User avatar #16 to #15 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
FAHK! My headset just died. I MUST CHARGE IT!!!
#17 to #16 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
It hungers
It hungers
#11 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
Here is your first pony image
Here is your first pony image
User avatar #12 to #11 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! Rarity!
User avatar #4 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I do, why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! VeloSIRaptor!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen my Items yet
User avatar #9 to #6 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
************ ! YOU DON'T GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER ******* VELOSIRAPTOR!!!


I apologise...
#3 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
watch this for a while
watch this for a while
User avatar #7 to #3 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
What in the actual **** is that!?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
applejack trying to get cupcakes off Pinkie
User avatar #10 to #8 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
*shudders*
#1 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I took your Profile Virginity
I took your Profile Virginity
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