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viscerys

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:5/26/2015
Location:Yer mam
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Comment Ranking:#3621
Highest Content Rank:#1992
Highest Comment Rank:#1424
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Subscribers:3
Content Views:105562
Times Content Favorited:164 times
Total Comments Made:5133
FJ Points:618

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#176 - If you were born in the states, you're american with Irish par… 04/09/2015 on Irish Comp 0
#175 - *spuds I know one person who calls them tatties, and … 04/09/2015 on Irish Comp +1
#174 - I'm fairly certain this is Cork City, the McDonald's on Winthr… 04/09/2015 on Irish Comp 0
#208 - Oh yes... 04/09/2015 on She touched her butt +1
#205 - If your partial to it, go drinking. It's an awesome way to mee… 04/09/2015 on She touched her butt 0
#556 - Me too. 04/09/2015 on Rest in pink 0
#208 - Maybe... 04/09/2015 on Times have changed fast.. 0
#205 - "for the PC"  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Times have changed fast.. 0
#207 - auryn (04/09/2015) [-]
You might have a point there.
#208 - viscerys (04/09/2015) [-]
Maybe...
#105 - Picture 04/08/2015 on Archers 0
#27 - Children are weird, but not THAT weird. 04/08/2015 on Raising Hope 0
#96 - Well, at least I'm not disabled. Wait... 04/03/2015 on ahahha 0
#161 - I think the news knows full well what it do. It do what it do … 04/03/2015 on cops are racist fascists 0
#442 - Eh, to each their own. I'm fine with having a dick. I don't re… 04/02/2015 on FJers, post your face +2
#428 - You've got me pegged. 04/02/2015 on FJers, post your face 0
#409 - It's okay I guess. Dangles down the whole time, sometimes turn…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2015 on FJers, post your face +1
User avatar #430 - misscleoisotaku (04/02/2015) [-]
But.... pussies are fucking gross lol. They have folds and sometimes spit at ya.
And trust me, I'd rather put my dick in countless things than probably getting an infection from putting things in here. Plus, I've never been able to orgasm (or at least never knowing if I did or just somewhat pissed myself. Seriously). I'd rather cum and know for sure that yeah, I'm done.
User avatar #1194 - Umbranaught (04/02/2015) [-]
In my experience, some are gross and some I just wanna bury my face in.
#442 - viscerys (04/02/2015) [-]
Eh, to each their own. I'm fine with having a dick. I don't reckon I'd swap it out for anything - being male is who I is. Just can't understand people who would spend a lot of money and time to change who they are. Not bashing, I just don't get it.
#400 - It snowed in January. It never snows in Ireland. I was happy.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2015 on FJers, post your face +2
#417 - disappointment (04/02/2015) [-]
you look like a stoner cx pretty chill
User avatar #433 - farted (04/02/2015) [-]
and I bet you look like disappointment :^)
#428 - viscerys (04/02/2015) [-]
You've got me pegged.
#394 - An easy way to solve your confusion: Do you have a dick?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/02/2015 on FJers, post your face +1
User avatar #398 - misscleoisotaku (04/02/2015) [-]
No.
I wish I did though. I hear it's the shit.
User avatar #409 - viscerys (04/02/2015) [-]
It's okay I guess. Dangles down the whole time, sometimes turns your pants into a tent, hurts like fuck to get punched I know being punched hurts anyway, but nut punches are the worst , can't cross legs properly lest it get crushed, get made fun of for having a small one, get made fun of for having a circumcised one, get made fun of for having an uncircumcised one, orgasms are over in half a second and you're left with a puddle in your bellybutton and a solid ten minutes of regret. Keep the gash, at least you can put stuff in it.
User avatar #430 - misscleoisotaku (04/02/2015) [-]
But.... pussies are fucking gross lol. They have folds and sometimes spit at ya.
And trust me, I'd rather put my dick in countless things than probably getting an infection from putting things in here. Plus, I've never been able to orgasm (or at least never knowing if I did or just somewhat pissed myself. Seriously). I'd rather cum and know for sure that yeah, I'm done.
User avatar #1194 - Umbranaught (04/02/2015) [-]
In my experience, some are gross and some I just wanna bury my face in.
#442 - viscerys (04/02/2015) [-]
Eh, to each their own. I'm fine with having a dick. I don't reckon I'd swap it out for anything - being male is who I is. Just can't understand people who would spend a lot of money and time to change who they are. Not bashing, I just don't get it.
#387 - Jesus **** call the Preacher. 04/02/2015 on FJers, post your face +1
#202 - The bodybuilding guy is actually a government experiment tryin… 04/02/2015 on Different types of fit 0
#107 - u cnt tll mi wat 2 do 04/02/2015 on Literal Thumbwhoring for FJ +1
#86 - Nah, there was a gif directly below it that was the same, but …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2015 on A girl's orgasm 0
#94 - jackmason (04/02/2015) [-]
I knew what you were talking about, it's just not quite synced up right for me. Needed a bit of space to look like it was traveling.
#84 - Just ignore me.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2015 on A girl's orgasm -1
#85 - jackmason (04/02/2015) [-]
You need an image or two inbetween mate, make it look a little bit better.
User avatar #86 - viscerys (04/02/2015) [-]
Nah, there was a gif directly below it that was the same, but upside down and in reverse. With the two of them operating in tandem, it was hilarious. You spoiled it though. jk u ok
#94 - jackmason (04/02/2015) [-]
I knew what you were talking about, it's just not quite synced up right for me. Needed a bit of space to look like it was traveling.
#102 - Right, I've disabled adblock, but as soon as an ad starts maki…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Literal Thumbwhoring for FJ +1
#105 - adblock (04/02/2015) [-]
Turn it back on right now
#107 - viscerys (04/02/2015) [-]
u cnt tll mi wat 2 do
#6 - I don't think I needed to be stoned to cum to that. As far as … 04/02/2015 on Balls +3
#1 - I'mma need sauce on dis. Looks spoopy.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Balls 0
#3 - cumberdale (04/02/2015) [-]
Do yourself a favor and watch it stoned

www.youtube.com/watch?v=doGEoV4_R4k

You will cum
#8 - fedexman (04/02/2015) [-]
But do not watch it while trippin unless you want the scariest trip of your life.
#6 - viscerys (04/02/2015) [-]
I don't think I needed to be stoned to cum to that. As far as dubstep goes, that was pretty shit, but the actual song was awesome.
#4 - agronimo (04/02/2015) [-]
Pink Floyd "Empty Spaces" animation What the fuck is this heresy? A fukken generic dubstep remix plastered over one of the most powerful music videos of all times? Is nothing sacred anymore?

Here, have the original version
User avatar #2 - agronimo (04/02/2015) [-]
Pink Floyd- The Trial It's from the "Pink Floyd: The Wall" movie. The animation artist is Gerald Scarfe, who also did the animation for the "Welcome to the machine" videoclip

Check the movie out, it's one of the best cinematic experiences I've ever witnessed in my life. Definitely a must see

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