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#52 - Why does Dr Pepper come in a can? His wife died  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2015 on When I Show Ladies My Duck +5
User avatar #73 - theugandanhero (08/28/2015) [-]
#42 - To show how vulnerable people are. Nakedness is a good way to … 08/28/2015 on We are the souls 0
#43 - Let's go after Rome, Egypt, China, Japan, the USA for killing …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2015 on Difference between Canada... +1
User avatar #44 - kommandantvideo (08/28/2015) [-]
lol alright lets look at some good examples then. how about the mongols? famously peaceful, they would subjugate people, and then simply offer that if they want riches and fame, join the army. if not, then hey that's alright too, we're just going to simply levy a little tax on you. no problem.

another example: the persian empire. famous for its tolerance and happyiness over all peoples in the medditeranean and indian region. their king was thought of as a god -- and not for no reason! he was a great dude and a generous giver. they didn't force people into the army or anything, just a little tribute.

aztecs - they just wanted some men to join into the aztec empire army, and a bit of tribute. other than that they kept the peace and, unfortunately, they were defeated by the evil colonists (the british... no surprise) in the early 1400 when they came over.

any more examples you want me to analize?
#40 - I was in Scotland a couple weeks ago, and most of the the publ…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/28/2015 on Difference between Canada... +12
#136 - blowbags (08/28/2015) [-]
I'd like to pretend that if I won a huge lottery I'd perform some sort of vigilante service. Hire a fairly large group of revenge staff.

> Some assigned near disabled or "with children" parking spots at supermarkets etc, no kids/disability badge? slashed tyres (or just deflated if you can't be sure if a minor disability - but young dick in flash car? slashed)

> Vandals get followed home, and their shit gets wrecked

> People exploiting customer service/treating staff like dirt/"the coffee you served me was too hot give 200k". Harrassed and facebook slandered (ala scientology dirt diggers)

There was a hilarious petition in the UK for anyone convicted of taking part in the riots to lose all benefits - it reached 250,000 signatures in the end and even that is due to it being closed off (because they did take it seriously, though no law was changed the conviction rate and sentences were severe)

#52 - holyturkey (08/28/2015) [-]
im from glasgow . Scotland. I can verify the Scottish public literally destroy everything that belongs to the public, its disgusting.
#219 - shadeymuffin (08/28/2015) [-]
Well I mean that's really dependant on where you live, in my village and all the villages around me there is very little of that. The only places I ever see it bad are low income towns in the west, and the only Cities I've seen with a lot of that type of stuff is Glasgow and Greenock. Not suggesting everywhere else is an earthbound heaven but it's certainly no worse than anywhere else in the worlds, everywhere has it's own little assholes thinking they are cool destroying public property.
#175 - Puzoy (08/28/2015) [-]
I also am from Glasgow, Scotland. I feel like this is an appropriate picture to post, beautiful and publicly loved vandalism
User avatar #153 - legendaryhero (08/28/2015) [-]
Atleast you guys have hot accents
User avatar #155 - iateapenguin (08/28/2015) [-]
I'm from Scotland and have never understood why people find Scottish accents sexy.
User avatar #248 - legendaryhero (09/01/2015) [-]
Idk either but the girls sound awful though
User avatar #249 - iateapenguin (09/02/2015) [-]
Yeah tell me about it, they can sound so whiny. Really grates on my nerves.

I mean a soft Scottish accent can be nice, like the kind you get from Edinburgh and the borders, but the accents around Glasgow/Dundee/Aberdeen are just awful

Makes me glad that I was brought up in England tbh
User avatar #147 - spoopyskeleton (08/28/2015) [-]
I live in Glasgow too. It's alright around the city center. But if you go outside the center its all kinds of fucked.

But the town where i'm from is all kinds of fucked if you go to the wrong part
#112 - mudkipfucker (08/28/2015) [-]
Damn Scots they ruined Scotland!
#93 - baronvonhuckle (08/28/2015) [-]
#121 - There's a ******* pov one as well I think. This guy nee…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2015 on yer bad day shouldnt be... 0
User avatar #150 - ludislavonac (08/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, saw that as well
#46 - Dat animation tho 08/27/2015 on Satisfying stuff +2
#34 - That's like a ******* novella jesus christ 08/27/2015 on ragequit +1
#83 - Maths sucks dick all the time idgaf. 08/26/2015 on Homework +23
#88 - Not to mention that you can get vapes that taste awesome. I go… 08/24/2015 on Shower thoughts 0
#176 - I wouldn't really call him a douche. He seems like a total pon…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2015 on Feminism in Action #255 0
User avatar #177 - captainprincess (07/03/2015) [-]
I played what I think was halfway through the first level of drake's fortune and couldn't get into it

That said I'm not a tomb raider fan either so yea

But point is
He's not male lara
He's nothing like her
#110 - It's just not fair that girls like this exist and I won't get … 07/01/2015 on fuck marry kill 0
#29 - That wass too ******* funny 07/01/2015 on Relationships +1
#162 - Oh boy you both missed the entire theme AND directly spoke abo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2015 on Jurassic World irony 0
User avatar #185 - drastronomy (07/01/2015) [-]
good thematic
aye, there was a theme, but it was not very developed and far too obvious at many points
#161 - Unnecessary... character... development? Are you even able… 06/30/2015 on Jurassic World irony +2
#160 - When I was a kid, I wrote a series of stickfigure comics like … 06/30/2015 on Jurassic World irony 0
#159 - Product placement never bothered me so long as it was just in … 06/30/2015 on Jurassic World irony 0
#158 - Honestly, I was impressed that they resisted the urge to splic… 06/30/2015 on Jurassic World irony 0
#157 - - Okay, at the beginning of the film, it's established that th… 06/30/2015 on Jurassic World irony +3
#149 - I hold out hope that Telltale games can some day pick up the IP. 06/30/2015 on How to fix the red ring of... 0
#147 - He robbed from the rich and he... Gave to the poor! Stood up t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2015 on How to fix the red ring of... +1
#148 - nurucio (06/30/2015) [-]
It broke my heart when they murdered it.
#149 - viscerys (06/30/2015) [-]
I hold out hope that Telltale games can some day pick up the IP.
#86 - Jump-scares are to horror what fart jokes are to comedy. 06/30/2015 on Good Night 0
#113 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2015 on How to fix the red ring of... +2
User avatar #146 - nurucio (06/30/2015) [-]
The hero of Canton, the man they call Jaaaaaayne
#147 - viscerys (06/30/2015) [-]
He robbed from the rich and he... Gave to the poor! Stood up to the man and he... Gave 'im what for!

I fucking love Firefly and I fucking love you for also liking Firefly.
#148 - nurucio (06/30/2015) [-]
It broke my heart when they murdered it.
#149 - viscerys (06/30/2015) [-]
I hold out hope that Telltale games can some day pick up the IP.
#71 - Man, I'd have lorded that. Bring a bag of fish and chips and I… 06/28/2015 on My Parties +2
#52 - Dishevelled Rockatansky 06/27/2015 on no hetero 0
#94 - Yeah, but it can taste like apples n **** . Plus, you do… 06/27/2015 on best anti-smoking commercial 0


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