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viscerys

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:4/24/2015
Location:Yer mam
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Times Content Favorited:164 times
Total Comments Made:5040
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#265 - That was a remarkably pleasant exchange to witness.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2015 on an aliens guide 0
User avatar #269 - internetexplain (03/18/2015) [-]
what part about it exactly? cause you seem rather aroused
#279 - viscerys (03/18/2015) [-]
All of it ;)
#38 - Not gonna lie - I wanna eat that. 03/17/2015 on Barbie or Some Shit +14
#267 - Big dogs are absolutely amazing. I have a great dane and he is… 03/17/2015 on cat people vs dog people... 0
#102 - Prolly got a blowjob. 03/17/2015 on Plot Twist +2
#305 - Never had a crush, but like everyone else, I've gone "I w… 03/17/2015 on life 0
#182 - This is a brilliant comic. I love it, purely for that detail. 03/17/2015 on Ow the feels 0
#163 - You sound like a vapid cunt. Everyone gets greasy, everyone ge… 03/17/2015 on "Sexism" in Video Gaming +1
#145 - That **** probably ******* hurts. I wouldn't kno… 03/17/2015 on Such a majestic creature 0
#160 - Those aren't warts. That's just standard, normal-human acne. N…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2015 on "Sexism" in Video Gaming +3
#162 - elenalkarnur (03/17/2015) [-]
Seeing how her last name is Watson, I couldn't really call her Emma Standardnormalhumanacneson.

"Nobody has flawless skin"
I've met at least a dozen and a half women in my life who have fucking perfect skin. Half of whom don't wear / don't need to wear make-up at all. And when I say perfect skin, I don't mean really good skin, I mean "Holy shit, I didn't realize skin can be this good and this attractive until I saw you. Thanks a lot, bitch you've ruined me for people with average skin."
#163 - viscerys (03/17/2015) [-]
You sound like a vapid cunt. Everyone gets greasy, everyone gets acne, everyone gets blemishes. It fucking happens. Some people cover it up with makeup all the time, others don't.
#37 - Picture 03/16/2015 on Viralbusters 0
#34 - I have drastically misjudged my life decisions...  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Viralbusters 0
#36 - wastedfate (03/16/2015) [-]
You should also not sleep on Mondays while driving a car. However you can sleep on Mondays after consuming alcohol. Just do not mix them up and consume alcohol before driving a car.
#37 - viscerys (03/16/2015) [-]
#31 - Like the one I'm sitting in right now. **** this school…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Viralbusters 0
#32 - wastedfate (03/16/2015) [-]
But if you join the military, even then, you cannot sleep in on mondays.
#34 - viscerys (03/16/2015) [-]
I have drastically misjudged my life decisions...
#36 - wastedfate (03/16/2015) [-]
You should also not sleep on Mondays while driving a car. However you can sleep on Mondays after consuming alcohol. Just do not mix them up and consume alcohol before driving a car.
#37 - viscerys (03/16/2015) [-]
#74 - I'm sure that's a super-powerful scene, but Shepherd's face is… 03/16/2015 on Relateable Posts +3
#20 - That guy looks like hes' tripping some major balls. 03/16/2015 on too much pirogi 0
#20 - I think it's insanely hard to open the emergency exit. Like, h… 03/16/2015 on Airport Bag Check 0
#97 - anytime bb 03/16/2015 on Imaginary Horrors comp 0
#93 - It's cool as **** . Do more faget  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Imaginary Horrors comp +2
User avatar #95 - danniegurl (03/16/2015) [-]
Thanks!
#97 - viscerys (03/16/2015) [-]
anytime bb
#91 - Could be that the dude's brain is even going "Yep, you're…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Imaginary Horrors comp 0
User avatar #92 - danniegurl (03/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, the whole concept was horrors in the mind (had to be somehow related to a project I did on the effect of the uncanny valley on horror video games, so I picked horror rather than video games or the uncanny valley).
#93 - viscerys (03/16/2015) [-]
It's cool as shit. Do more faget
User avatar #95 - danniegurl (03/16/2015) [-]
Thanks!
#97 - viscerys (03/16/2015) [-]
anytime bb
#175 - Your parents don't need to accept anyone. **** that … 03/16/2015 on I'm A Wild Lion I... I Am... +1
#101 - I didn't even notice. 03/15/2015 on Ellie +1
#48 - Woah. sinconn is going to a lot of effort here, guise. 03/15/2015 on Mashed Potato Bacon Bombs +4
#47 - Picture 03/15/2015 on Mashed Potato Bacon Bombs +3
#63 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 03/15/2015 on Smokin'! -23
#83 - navybluegames (03/15/2015) [-]
#90 - thisnameismine (03/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #68 - exyted (03/15/2015) [-]
no.
#84 - navybluegames (03/15/2015) [-]
#114 - I'm pretty sure she got her tits out. I'm gonna be that guy an… 03/15/2015 on Pow, right in the kisser 0
#99 - I wonder how many people actually use pipe cleaners for cleani…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on Sculpture Porn 4 +1
User avatar #102 - kaiserdjg (03/15/2015) [-]
I doubt many, what kind of pipeis so small and needs cleaning

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