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#44 - Sheeit. We were planning on doing 1984. Our teacher gave us th…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2015 on The Great Mistake +2
User avatar #69 - genericnaim (01/11/2015) [-]
You missed out 1984 is a great book, I'd recommend reading it/listening to it on audio, even when you're just browsing FJ just listen to it, that's what I did! www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWuxH-L-WVs
User avatar #70 - viscerys (01/11/2015) [-]
I'll check it out at some point. Thanks, dude.
User avatar #71 - genericnaim (01/11/2015) [-]
goood
User avatar #45 - enjoigiggity (01/11/2015) [-]
Gives you all a choice, makes you read a specific book. Gr8/8. Nah, I found the Shakespeare the most boring, fucking Merchant of Venice
User avatar #54 - viscerys (01/11/2015) [-]
Othello here. Shit sucks ass.
#41 - ******* I wish. We had to read Wuthering Heights.  [+] (12 new replies) 01/11/2015 on The Great Mistake +2
#152 - apurpleliger (01/11/2015) [-]
In my junior year, the regular lit kids had to read Wuthering Heights and Gatsby, and I read neither of those in my AP class.
#139 - ohlookahollybush (01/11/2015) [-]
I have to give a ten minute presentation about that tomorrow...
User avatar #43 - enjoigiggity (01/11/2015) [-]
I actually had to read To Kill A Mockingbird, I bet Book of Potatoes would've been so much better
User avatar #158 - averagewhitekid (01/11/2015) [-]
>insulting To Kill A Mockingbird
Bitch you wanna go
User avatar #142 - oceanfrank (01/11/2015) [-]
To kill a mockingbird wasnt even that bad dude. thank the lord you didnt have to read catcher in the rye
User avatar #145 - enjoigiggity (01/11/2015) [-]
I said to someone earlier that the reason I didn't like it is probably because I HAD to do it for school and learn stuff for it. Probably would like it if I were to read it again
User avatar #44 - viscerys (01/11/2015) [-]
Sheeit. We were planning on doing 1984. Our teacher gave us the choice but then made us do Wuthering Heights instead. Never have I been more bored in my life.
User avatar #69 - genericnaim (01/11/2015) [-]
You missed out 1984 is a great book, I'd recommend reading it/listening to it on audio, even when you're just browsing FJ just listen to it, that's what I did! www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWuxH-L-WVs
User avatar #70 - viscerys (01/11/2015) [-]
I'll check it out at some point. Thanks, dude.
User avatar #71 - genericnaim (01/11/2015) [-]
goood
User avatar #45 - enjoigiggity (01/11/2015) [-]
Gives you all a choice, makes you read a specific book. Gr8/8. Nah, I found the Shakespeare the most boring, fucking Merchant of Venice
User avatar #54 - viscerys (01/11/2015) [-]
Othello here. Shit sucks ass.
#107 - Fair 'nuff. 01/10/2015 on Artist vs Programmer 0
#102 - It takes literally a second to scroll past something on your w…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Artist vs Programmer +1
User avatar #105 - leifbunny (01/10/2015) [-]
Well..... go you I guess. I along with a good 99.9% of other people on the other hand will tell someone to fuck right off with the 20+ posts about fucking antique doorhandles.
User avatar #107 - viscerys (01/10/2015) [-]
Fair 'nuff.
#305 - I wasn't directly referring to you. A lot of people just suck … 01/10/2015 on Cring Compilation 3! 0
#99 - "Jamming your interests down everyone's throats via socia…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Artist vs Programmer +1
User avatar #101 - leifbunny (01/10/2015) [-]
There's a difference between sharing like interests with folks, and blowing up someone's wall with shit you bought and like a little too much. When all you talk about is your single minded interest... you don't keep friends. You become the guy no one wants to talk to.
User avatar #102 - viscerys (01/10/2015) [-]
It takes literally a second to scroll past something on your wall. Nobody should be fucked out of it because of what they like. I'm fine with people being enthusiastic about stuff, just so long as it's not depraved or anything.
User avatar #105 - leifbunny (01/10/2015) [-]
Well..... go you I guess. I along with a good 99.9% of other people on the other hand will tell someone to fuck right off with the 20+ posts about fucking antique doorhandles.
User avatar #107 - viscerys (01/10/2015) [-]
Fair 'nuff.
#85 - Or ******* OR people could not be cunts …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Artist vs Programmer +3
User avatar #93 - leifbunny (01/10/2015) [-]
But which one's easier nd more reasonable? To stop jamming your interests down everyone's throats via social media or expect a massive group of people to suddenly change?
User avatar #99 - viscerys (01/10/2015) [-]
"Jamming your interests down everyone's throats via social media." What? So, the platform that exists for people to communicate with each other and share stuff, should not be used for that purpose?

Also, you do realise that you contradicted yourself, right?
User avatar #101 - leifbunny (01/10/2015) [-]
There's a difference between sharing like interests with folks, and blowing up someone's wall with shit you bought and like a little too much. When all you talk about is your single minded interest... you don't keep friends. You become the guy no one wants to talk to.
User avatar #102 - viscerys (01/10/2015) [-]
It takes literally a second to scroll past something on your wall. Nobody should be fucked out of it because of what they like. I'm fine with people being enthusiastic about stuff, just so long as it's not depraved or anything.
User avatar #105 - leifbunny (01/10/2015) [-]
Well..... go you I guess. I along with a good 99.9% of other people on the other hand will tell someone to fuck right off with the 20+ posts about fucking antique doorhandles.
User avatar #107 - viscerys (01/10/2015) [-]
Fair 'nuff.
#298 - I enjoy Asking Alexandria and Black Veil Brides. Not for who t…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Cring Compilation 3! 0
#304 - purpleinfiltrator (01/10/2015) [-]
I didn't mean to offend the people who listen to the bands, it s just a picture I found that was meant to fit the last situation
User avatar #305 - viscerys (01/10/2015) [-]
I wasn't directly referring to you. A lot of people just suck when it comes to myoozak. "You shouldn't like those sounds because I don't like them" kind of thing.
#126 - I dunno. The last comment made me chuckle. 01/10/2015 on Weather vs Weather +1
#429 - I reckon they're still around in some form or another. I mean,… 01/08/2015 on Je suis Charlie 0
#94 - I enjoyed the anime. It's easy to watch, and it looks pretty. … 01/08/2015 on Egyptians 0
#146 - It took us less than a hundred years to ruin our own country. 01/07/2015 on fact comp. 0
#23 - They say god invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2015 on fact comp. +28
#125 - anonexplains (01/07/2015) [-]
well, for most of their history they've had trouble ruling even themselves
User avatar #146 - viscerys (01/07/2015) [-]
It took us less than a hundred years to ruin our own country.
User avatar #141 - straitedge (01/07/2015) [-]
Found the Englishmen
#278 - Let me rephrase a couple of things. First, the boring enemies … 01/04/2015 on faggot 0
#271 - I don't like the concept of the cycle. I know that the whole p…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2015 on faggot 0
User avatar #276 - huffe (01/04/2015) [-]
i felt i had accomplished something by the end of dks2. you've practically become the most powerful being in the world

i really have to disagree with you here though. enemies are not that much less imaginative, rather, i'd say it's the opposite. coal tar, undead citizens (the explody guys) the gaolers, spider people, dark stalkers.
compare egg people, undead dragons, titanite demons, chaos eaters

the level design is also on par with the first one. forest of the giants is much more expansive and fun to explore than the linear undead burg/parish. then you have the bastille, which is comparable to the depths in terms of complexity.
sure, there's nothing like sens funhouse and the painted world, but then again those two are far above anything else in the rest of lordran.

as for overall world design dks2 is a lot more linear once you reach the castle, and you are absolutely right about the bosses. they are probably the least creative aspect of the game.

playing a tank in dks2 is EZ. just grab the drangleic set after the pursuer. easy to get, low threshold heavy armor. then you have havels, which you don't need to actually fight a single boss to reach. do you have any idea how powerful heavy armor is? try running around naked for a little. sure it's faster, but if you get hit you can get in trouble real fucking fast. especially early-game
User avatar #278 - viscerys (01/04/2015) [-]
Let me rephrase a couple of things. First, the boring enemies - I didn't mean that they were boring ideas. For the most parts, they're a good bit more interesting, and I applaud the devs for that. What I mean, they're boring to fight, at least early on. I could only fight the turtle knights by hitting them twice, backtracking until they miss an overhead attack, hitting them twice, rinse and repeat. The fact that everything can spin around like they were standing on turntables, even when in mid-swing, annoys the shit out of me.

And the level design. I meant to say world design. In DS1, you had the Firelink Shrine, which connected to the catacombs below it, to the city above it, and in turn the castle and then to Anor Londo and so on. In DS2, there's Majula (I think it's called), the tower of flame, the castle, the huge statues in the cliff. It's all much less coherent, in my opinion.
#268 - 2's story shouldn't even exist. The whole point of the first g…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2015 on faggot 0
User avatar #270 - huffe (01/04/2015) [-]
it's more like: you either restart this cycle by lightning yourself on fire, or you rule a world that may or may not be doomed to become the abyss
User avatar #271 - viscerys (01/04/2015) [-]
I don't like the concept of the cycle. I know that the whole point of the first game was everything you're doing is pointless, and you're just being used but I still FELT like I had accomplished something. Then along comes DS2 which uses boring enemies, haphazard level design, copy/paste bosses and a whole host of other shit that didn't really need to happen. Plus, playing as a tank in DS2 is literally pointless. They force you into mobility.
User avatar #276 - huffe (01/04/2015) [-]
i felt i had accomplished something by the end of dks2. you've practically become the most powerful being in the world

i really have to disagree with you here though. enemies are not that much less imaginative, rather, i'd say it's the opposite. coal tar, undead citizens (the explody guys) the gaolers, spider people, dark stalkers.
compare egg people, undead dragons, titanite demons, chaos eaters

the level design is also on par with the first one. forest of the giants is much more expansive and fun to explore than the linear undead burg/parish. then you have the bastille, which is comparable to the depths in terms of complexity.
sure, there's nothing like sens funhouse and the painted world, but then again those two are far above anything else in the rest of lordran.

as for overall world design dks2 is a lot more linear once you reach the castle, and you are absolutely right about the bosses. they are probably the least creative aspect of the game.

playing a tank in dks2 is EZ. just grab the drangleic set after the pursuer. easy to get, low threshold heavy armor. then you have havels, which you don't need to actually fight a single boss to reach. do you have any idea how powerful heavy armor is? try running around naked for a little. sure it's faster, but if you get hit you can get in trouble real fucking fast. especially early-game
User avatar #278 - viscerys (01/04/2015) [-]
Let me rephrase a couple of things. First, the boring enemies - I didn't mean that they were boring ideas. For the most parts, they're a good bit more interesting, and I applaud the devs for that. What I mean, they're boring to fight, at least early on. I could only fight the turtle knights by hitting them twice, backtracking until they miss an overhead attack, hitting them twice, rinse and repeat. The fact that everything can spin around like they were standing on turntables, even when in mid-swing, annoys the shit out of me.

And the level design. I meant to say world design. In DS1, you had the Firelink Shrine, which connected to the catacombs below it, to the city above it, and in turn the castle and then to Anor Londo and so on. In DS2, there's Majula (I think it's called), the tower of flame, the castle, the huge statues in the cliff. It's all much less coherent, in my opinion.
#80 - Yeah, it is the uncanny valley.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on Tumblr Busted 1 0
User avatar #81 - kanatana (01/03/2015) [-]
Cool beans.
#74 - That ****** scary to us, because it's so similar …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Tumblr Busted 1 0
User avatar #79 - kanatana (01/03/2015) [-]
I think the phrase that you're looking for is "Uncanny Valley" or something close to that.
User avatar #80 - viscerys (01/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, it is the uncanny valley.
User avatar #81 - kanatana (01/03/2015) [-]
Cool beans.
#124 - I've been following it more or less from the start, and I stil… 01/03/2015 on Anti-GG destroys charity.... 0
#26 - I didn't get that joke until I'd read it. T-T 01/03/2015 on superpowers rock +2
#76 - "Jigsaw never kills anyone" He drugs them, kidna…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on Crimes inspired by movies 0
User avatar #77 - wthree (01/03/2015) [-]
And I mean hell, pretty much every person that actually escapes is just put in a trap that involves killing someone else.

I mean hell, in the first film they had things like:
"You are covered in a flammable liquid with a candle. Drop the candle, you die."
"Walk through this barbed wire. If you don't bleed to death, you live."

I mean come on!
#86 - So it's about something you don't like, so you can't like the picture? 01/03/2015 on All hail Vivian +1
#235 - That's kind of fair enough, like. It was used as a derogatory … 01/03/2015 on Tumblr Why 0
#234 - They're probably trolls. I refuse to believe that, in this mod… 01/03/2015 on Tumblr Why 0
#40 - I guess we'll never know... 01/02/2015 on dooont stop. belieeeeeevin 0

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#69 - insaneiare (07/10/2013) [-]
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#67 - anonexplains (07/10/2013) [-]
Just so you know, some autistic brony fag rolled you and they're calling you a ****** .

I'm sorry bro. But we can't handle these autists.
User avatar #70 to #67 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
why you think he cares at all faggot?
User avatar #66 - newbrony (07/10/2013) [-]
HEY HEY HEY



YOU'RE A ****** !
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#59 - kingarther (04/16/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #60 to #59 - viscerys (04/16/2013) [-]
Whaddap.
User avatar #57 - thatrussianhoe (01/14/2013) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #58 to #57 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
Good day to you.
User avatar #56 - kingarther (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #54 - pedobearandson (01/10/2013) [-]
kinda sad to see the whole world by us thing didn't take off, did you try it anywhere else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - viscerys (01/10/2013) [-]
Tried it on Reddit and on another World-Building RPG Site. It didn't take of there either, sadly.
User avatar #37 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
nono, I' meant i would give one for free, but thank though :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Huh? Did I mess up a trade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh, crap. I sent you a torso... Facepalm... Could you trade a pair of legs for it? Pwease?
User avatar #18 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I think kim jong might have turned off Items and tradeing to **** around with them
User avatar #19 to #18 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, Items haven't been showing up in a while.
#20 to #19 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
In short. As far as I can tell: We've all been:
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#21 to #20 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I get my life back for awhile
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! I was clicking random and my post came up!
#23 to #22 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
cool, I wonder how often that happens
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Sarcasm?
User avatar #13 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Bored. Trying to figure out FLStudio. MY BRAAAAIN!
User avatar #16 to #15 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
FAHK! My headset just died. I MUST CHARGE IT!!!
#17 to #16 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
It hungers
It hungers
#11 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
Here is your first pony image
Here is your first pony image
User avatar #12 to #11 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! Rarity!
User avatar #4 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I do, why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! VeloSIRaptor!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen my Items yet
User avatar #9 to #6 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
************ ! YOU DON'T GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER ******* VELOSIRAPTOR!!!


I apologise...
#3 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
watch this for a while
watch this for a while
User avatar #7 to #3 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
What in the actual **** is that!?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
applejack trying to get cupcakes off Pinkie
User avatar #10 to #8 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
*shudders*
#1 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I took your Profile Virginity
I took your Profile Virginity
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