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Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
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#16 - My guess is that it's a novel of some kind, perhaps a comedy. 12/31/2014 on how to meet women 0
#88 - For some reason, I ******* hate the one with Walt… 12/31/2014 on wallpaper dump 4 0
#87 - 'cept that's a lie. 12/31/2014 on Skyrim 0
#86 - Farengar was so ******* self-aware that I wanted … 12/31/2014 on Skyrim +19
#37 - I did the first two! I lost, like 40lbs, but it's better than … 12/31/2014 on So Close 0
#36 - Contraceptophillia? 12/31/2014 on funny text message +2
#325 - I don't think anyone's divided on who the 'bad guys' were in W…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2014 on The difference between... 0
User avatar #419 - demigodofmadness (12/31/2014) [-]
Thats true, and we did the right thing by stopping them. But all I'm saying is that no country is perfect, and patriots tend to forget the bad things their country has done.
#38 - Also, the industry is not ******* dying. Sure, it…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on What a deal! 0
User avatar #42 - thatguycrow (12/31/2014) [-]
Paying money in advance for the promise of a game that the developer has no obligation to finish is slowly become the standard. Even with big releases, its happening with preorders. Just look at what happened with assassins creed unity. More are more big games developers are shoving in half the game content as shit you need to pay extra for. But sure, the industry is not dying.
User avatar #48 - BmanX (12/31/2014) [-]
Preorders aren't related to early access at all. Sure, you're paying for the game before it comes out, but unlike early access, you do get your money back if the game is never finished. Plus, you can cancel them at any time, even after the game's come out.
#37 - In most places 30 currencies is half-price. A full-price game … 12/31/2014 on What a deal! 0
#22 - Just straight up follow your dreams right from the beginning. … 12/31/2014 on We need an ambulance for... +4
#77 - 2spoopy 12/31/2014 on Blatant repost +1
#49 - They got a motion capture studio to do the animations for them…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2014 on Left 4 dead facts 0
#50 - rickyleipzig (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeah I have been watching all the development diaries. Definitely brilliant that the dude was doing the mo cap for the stalker and getting sexy haha
#47 - Killing Floor 2 is going to kick soooo much ass.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Left 4 dead facts 0
#48 - rickyleipzig (12/31/2014) [-]
I'm normally quite lax when it comes to waiting for games to be released and don't really play as much as I used to but I am fucking jacked for Killing Floor 2. It looks like they have put so much work into it..
User avatar #49 - viscerys (12/31/2014) [-]
They got a motion capture studio to do the animations for them, so they can look a bit more natural, which makes everything that much creepier. Buzzing like mad for this game.
#50 - rickyleipzig (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeah I have been watching all the development diaries. Definitely brilliant that the dude was doing the mo cap for the stalker and getting sexy haha
#44 - The commentary of L4D says they cut the Screamer because it wa…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Left 4 dead facts 0
#45 - rickyleipzig (12/31/2014) [-]
That makes sense. I am hoping that Killing Floor 2 will agitate a left4dead 3 announce. Do love me a co-op zombie killing romp
#47 - viscerys (12/31/2014) [-]
Killing Floor 2 is going to kick soooo much ass.
#48 - rickyleipzig (12/31/2014) [-]
I'm normally quite lax when it comes to waiting for games to be released and don't really play as much as I used to but I am fucking jacked for Killing Floor 2. It looks like they have put so much work into it..
User avatar #49 - viscerys (12/31/2014) [-]
They got a motion capture studio to do the animations for them, so they can look a bit more natural, which makes everything that much creepier. Buzzing like mad for this game.
#50 - rickyleipzig (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeah I have been watching all the development diaries. Definitely brilliant that the dude was doing the mo cap for the stalker and getting sexy haha
#33 - Say you've been beaten in an argument. Some ******** …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2014 on Arguing +1
User avatar #42 - Elk (12/31/2014) [-]
This is the first time I've ever seen anybody that can conjugate beat. This guy gets it.
#42 - People like to explain things. Like the player not going hollo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Left 4 dead facts 0
User avatar #61 - fuzzyballs (12/31/2014) [-]
thanks dipshit, do you really expect me not to know why they do it?
all I'm saying is that there's no point to it because it's a game, and it makes even less sense because your heavily wounded team members managed to crawl all the way to a closet way down the level with zombies all over the place
it's a worse explanation than "respawn"
User avatar #62 - fuzzyballs (12/31/2014) [-]
look, what I'm saying is no explanation is better than a bad explanation
anyone played Dragon Age Awakening? the Architect's story is "I just happened", they didn't even try
10 seconds and I came up with "Grey Warden mage did experiments for a new type of war, destroy darkspawn using darkspawn, and I was his only succesful experiment, so I kept up with his research"

but no "I just happened" is what they went with
fucking bullshit
#40 - I doubt that's it. For one, it's called the Screamer, and the …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Left 4 dead facts 0
#43 - rickyleipzig (12/31/2014) [-]
Aye, I am aware it is unlikely, even if there was source it was likely just gossip. I am pretty sure the Beta had something that sat in the floor and blew up when people trod on it :>
User avatar #44 - viscerys (12/31/2014) [-]
The commentary of L4D says they cut the Screamer because it was almost impossible to beat first try, so you'd have to battle two or three hordes to take it down.
I think at the stage of development when they first thought of Screamers, the zombies had been planned as shamblers instead of sprinters, so the thought made sense at the time.
#45 - rickyleipzig (12/31/2014) [-]
That makes sense. I am hoping that Killing Floor 2 will agitate a left4dead 3 announce. Do love me a co-op zombie killing romp
#47 - viscerys (12/31/2014) [-]
Killing Floor 2 is going to kick soooo much ass.
#48 - rickyleipzig (12/31/2014) [-]
I'm normally quite lax when it comes to waiting for games to be released and don't really play as much as I used to but I am fucking jacked for Killing Floor 2. It looks like they have put so much work into it..
User avatar #49 - viscerys (12/31/2014) [-]
They got a motion capture studio to do the animations for them, so they can look a bit more natural, which makes everything that much creepier. Buzzing like mad for this game.
#50 - rickyleipzig (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeah I have been watching all the development diaries. Definitely brilliant that the dude was doing the mo cap for the stalker and getting sexy haha
#31 - In this case, it means "grumbling"  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Arguing +1
User avatar #32 - ssheinrich (12/31/2014) [-]
i tried using the free dictionary for that and 2 options came up

1. To complain in a surly manner; mutter discontentedly
2. To rumble or growl.

which one is used in the content?
User avatar #33 - viscerys (12/31/2014) [-]
Say you've been beaten in an argument. Some fucker's come along and told you that you can't have the last beer or some shit. In response to this, you walk off, head down and hands in your pockets, grumbling "Yeah, well, fuck you..." quietly so that they can't hear you. That's what talking under your breath is.
User avatar #42 - Elk (12/31/2014) [-]
This is the first time I've ever seen anybody that can conjugate beat. This guy gets it.
#75 - Fun fact - I came up with it before I watched or read GoT.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Blatant repost 0
#76 - evanomicfour (12/31/2014) [-]
That's pretty spoopy man
#77 - viscerys (12/31/2014) [-]
2spoopy
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on How breaking bad should... 0
User avatar #29 - fuzzyballs (12/30/2014) [-]
1) I'm not clicking that
2) I already admitted to making a mistake
#46 - In my school it was always English. Maths teachers, History te… 12/30/2014 on Radio - Radio. All we hear... 0
#64 - Xbox controllers greatly depend on the size of your hands. I h… 12/30/2014 on Oh.. 0
#63 - I really want one. Mostly for the same reasons you have it, bu… 12/30/2014 on Oh.. 0
#44 - "Oh noes! Someone made something based on a thing I like!…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Blatant repost +5
User avatar #72 - evanomicfour (12/30/2014) [-]
Dat username
#75 - viscerys (12/31/2014) [-]
Fun fact - I came up with it before I watched or read GoT.
#76 - evanomicfour (12/31/2014) [-]
That's pretty spoopy man
#77 - viscerys (12/31/2014) [-]
2spoopy
#44 - Picture 12/30/2014 on Another tumblr post 0
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#69 - insaneiare (07/10/2013) [-]
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#67 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Just so you know, some autistic brony fag rolled you and they're calling you a ****** .

I'm sorry bro. But we can't handle these autists.
User avatar #70 to #67 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
why you think he cares at all faggot?
User avatar #66 - newbrony (07/10/2013) [-]
HEY HEY HEY



YOU'RE A ****** !
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#59 - kingarther (04/16/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #60 to #59 - viscerys (04/16/2013) [-]
Whaddap.
User avatar #57 - thatrussianhoe (01/14/2013) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #58 to #57 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
Good day to you.
User avatar #56 - kingarther (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #54 - pedobearandson (01/10/2013) [-]
kinda sad to see the whole world by us thing didn't take off, did you try it anywhere else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - viscerys (01/10/2013) [-]
Tried it on Reddit and on another World-Building RPG Site. It didn't take of there either, sadly.
User avatar #37 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
nono, I' meant i would give one for free, but thank though :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Huh? Did I mess up a trade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh, crap. I sent you a torso... Facepalm... Could you trade a pair of legs for it? Pwease?
User avatar #18 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I think kim jong might have turned off Items and tradeing to **** around with them
User avatar #19 to #18 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, Items haven't been showing up in a while.
#20 to #19 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
In short. As far as I can tell: We've all been:
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#21 to #20 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I get my life back for awhile
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! I was clicking random and my post came up!
#23 to #22 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
cool, I wonder how often that happens
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Sarcasm?
User avatar #13 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Bored. Trying to figure out FLStudio. MY BRAAAAIN!
User avatar #16 to #15 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
FAHK! My headset just died. I MUST CHARGE IT!!!
#17 to #16 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
It hungers
It hungers
#11 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
Here is your first pony image
Here is your first pony image
User avatar #12 to #11 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! Rarity!
User avatar #4 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I do, why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! VeloSIRaptor!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen my Items yet
User avatar #9 to #6 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
************ ! YOU DON'T GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER ******* VELOSIRAPTOR!!!


I apologise...
#3 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
watch this for a while
watch this for a while
User avatar #7 to #3 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
What in the actual **** is that!?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
applejack trying to get cupcakes off Pinkie
User avatar #10 to #8 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
*shudders*
#1 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I took your Profile Virginity
I took your Profile Virginity
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