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#41 - It's crazy how well it works. I work in a military-themed adve… 10/29/2014 on facts comp +1
#22 - No ball-cups 0/10 10/29/2014 on Halloween costume win -1
#33 - That's just what the illuminati would say.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Wake up Sheeple +14
User avatar #59 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2014) [-]
says the illuminati
User avatar #73 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
It goes deeper than we can possibly know...
#33 - Sounds like a metaphor for death. 10/29/2014 on have we learned nothing +14
#136 - Oh, man. I remember that picture. I remember it from when we u… 10/29/2014 on Scary email's y'all 0
#85 - Granted most of that stuff was idiotic, but they were untraine… 10/29/2014 on Ellen Ripley reviews... +1
#131 - Yeah, that took a twist. 10/29/2014 on Dumb fatties 0
#83 - Aside from letting Kane out of quarantine. 10/29/2014 on Ellen Ripley reviews... 0
#82 - Hang on. What inhumanly stupid stuff did they do in Alien?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Ellen Ripley reviews... +2
#84 - muffinssnuffims (10/29/2014) [-]
Everyone but ripley wanted to let the guy in, Kane touched the egg multiple times, the explorers did any number of stupid things, they constantly separated when that clearly wasn't working and the alien clearly preferred to take them on one-on-one considering it had avoided the group every time... I could go on and on and on, and it's been a while since I've seen it. And I don't remember it that well even, because honestly I didn't think it was that great a movie worth remembering.
User avatar #87 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/29/2014) [-]
Confirmed for shit taste.
User avatar #85 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Granted most of that stuff was idiotic, but they were untrained. Also, I believe Alien is one of the best movies ever made, but to each their own.
#79 - The crew of the Nostromo were idiots, that was the point. The …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Ellen Ripley reviews... +6
#81 - muffinssnuffims (10/29/2014) [-]
No, you're missing my point entirely. I understand the crew of the prometheus was supposed to be smarter, but that's not my point.

My point is that the stupidity of the Nostromo crew is inhuman. Could even say it's alien. In fact that's the only plot twist that makes sense. Hell, most earth animals are smarter than they were.

Also while I haven't seen prometheus, assuming they made the same mistakes - being educated has nothing to do with that kind of stupid. You can't fix "dumber than pure instinct" with booksmarts.
User avatar #83 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Aside from letting Kane out of quarantine.
User avatar #82 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Hang on. What inhumanly stupid stuff did they do in Alien?
#84 - muffinssnuffims (10/29/2014) [-]
Everyone but ripley wanted to let the guy in, Kane touched the egg multiple times, the explorers did any number of stupid things, they constantly separated when that clearly wasn't working and the alien clearly preferred to take them on one-on-one considering it had avoided the group every time... I could go on and on and on, and it's been a while since I've seen it. And I don't remember it that well even, because honestly I didn't think it was that great a movie worth remembering.
User avatar #87 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/29/2014) [-]
Confirmed for shit taste.
User avatar #85 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Granted most of that stuff was idiotic, but they were untrained. Also, I believe Alien is one of the best movies ever made, but to each their own.
#65 - You have beaten subtitlesmasher at his own game.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Finally Dayshift +5
User avatar #120 - granate (10/29/2014) [-]
No, he did not. Subletitlesmasher only uses subtitles in a comic/picture.
User avatar #122 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, cheesemonger's was funnier.
User avatar #123 - granate (10/29/2014) [-]
Well yes, it was funny. But subtitle has his own set of rules, just saying.
#74 - Half of them were uneducated ******** . They're al…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Ellen Ripley reviews... +5
#76 - muffinssnuffims (10/29/2014) [-]
That's what makes it even worse - they clearly don't follow the instincts of any normal human being, meaning they are actually fighting their instincts in order to be that stupid.

They are literally using every ounce of brainpower they have to be stupider than animals.
User avatar #79 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
The crew of the Nostromo were idiots, that was the point. The crew of the Prometheus were highly trained, highly educated scientists, that was the point, yet they still did all that stupid shit. I'm going over old points here, but they're valid.
#81 - muffinssnuffims (10/29/2014) [-]
No, you're missing my point entirely. I understand the crew of the prometheus was supposed to be smarter, but that's not my point.

My point is that the stupidity of the Nostromo crew is inhuman. Could even say it's alien. In fact that's the only plot twist that makes sense. Hell, most earth animals are smarter than they were.

Also while I haven't seen prometheus, assuming they made the same mistakes - being educated has nothing to do with that kind of stupid. You can't fix "dumber than pure instinct" with booksmarts.
User avatar #83 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Aside from letting Kane out of quarantine.
User avatar #82 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Hang on. What inhumanly stupid stuff did they do in Alien?
#84 - muffinssnuffims (10/29/2014) [-]
Everyone but ripley wanted to let the guy in, Kane touched the egg multiple times, the explorers did any number of stupid things, they constantly separated when that clearly wasn't working and the alien clearly preferred to take them on one-on-one considering it had avoided the group every time... I could go on and on and on, and it's been a while since I've seen it. And I don't remember it that well even, because honestly I didn't think it was that great a movie worth remembering.
User avatar #87 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/29/2014) [-]
Confirmed for shit taste.
User avatar #85 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Granted most of that stuff was idiotic, but they were untrained. Also, I believe Alien is one of the best movies ever made, but to each their own.
#112 - Bressings for your birfday. 10/29/2014 on How we all wish miku on... 0
#71 - The difference is that Ripley and her crew where cargo workers…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Ellen Ripley reviews... +13
User avatar #104 - tiddycats (10/29/2014) [-]
I swear with the "let's pet the alien cobra" guy, they got something mixed up, right before the thing popped up the mapping guy was smoking what was implied to be weed and then he's the one going "hey man shit's freaky maybe don't touch that", I seriously think that they forgot who was supposed to be high in that scene.
#73 - muffinssnuffims (10/29/2014) [-]
Honestly the fact that they were cargo workers doesn't excuse their stupidity. Not even Ripley's lesser stupidity.

The shit they pulled was stupid for just people in general. Hell, it was stupid for children. With mental problems.
User avatar #74 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Half of them were uneducated fuckwits. They're all characterised as this when they've gotten out of the cryo-pods at the start. The whole point of their characters was that they were not smart, and they had no idea what they were doing. There was one educated guy on board, and he was an android with another agenda. Plus, can you honestly say you'd have rational decision making capabilities when a horrifying creature is trying to eat you?
#76 - muffinssnuffims (10/29/2014) [-]
That's what makes it even worse - they clearly don't follow the instincts of any normal human being, meaning they are actually fighting their instincts in order to be that stupid.

They are literally using every ounce of brainpower they have to be stupider than animals.
User avatar #79 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
The crew of the Nostromo were idiots, that was the point. The crew of the Prometheus were highly trained, highly educated scientists, that was the point, yet they still did all that stupid shit. I'm going over old points here, but they're valid.
#81 - muffinssnuffims (10/29/2014) [-]
No, you're missing my point entirely. I understand the crew of the prometheus was supposed to be smarter, but that's not my point.

My point is that the stupidity of the Nostromo crew is inhuman. Could even say it's alien. In fact that's the only plot twist that makes sense. Hell, most earth animals are smarter than they were.

Also while I haven't seen prometheus, assuming they made the same mistakes - being educated has nothing to do with that kind of stupid. You can't fix "dumber than pure instinct" with booksmarts.
User avatar #83 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Aside from letting Kane out of quarantine.
User avatar #82 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Hang on. What inhumanly stupid stuff did they do in Alien?
#84 - muffinssnuffims (10/29/2014) [-]
Everyone but ripley wanted to let the guy in, Kane touched the egg multiple times, the explorers did any number of stupid things, they constantly separated when that clearly wasn't working and the alien clearly preferred to take them on one-on-one considering it had avoided the group every time... I could go on and on and on, and it's been a while since I've seen it. And I don't remember it that well even, because honestly I didn't think it was that great a movie worth remembering.
User avatar #87 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/29/2014) [-]
Confirmed for shit taste.
User avatar #85 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Granted most of that stuff was idiotic, but they were untrained. Also, I believe Alien is one of the best movies ever made, but to each their own.
#69 - Why they made him look old when he's already old is the bigger…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Ellen Ripley reviews... 0
User avatar #127 - BmanX (10/29/2014) [-]
Since when is Guy Pearce old?
User avatar #128 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh, shit. My bad. I thought one of their selling points was that they had the original Weyland actor in, but I clearly didn't research my facts enough.
User avatar #129 - BmanX (10/29/2014) [-]
It still begs the question of why they didn't just get an old guy to play him instead of an awfully make-uped guy in his 40's?
User avatar #130 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, it does. Just a poorly thought out movie overall, which is a shame because I REALLY wanted it to be good.
User avatar #131 - BmanX (10/29/2014) [-]
I'm not a huge fan of the franchise, so I didn't have much expectations going into it, and I still thought it sucked. It felt so pointless.
User avatar #132 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh, man. You don't know disappointment until you've felt that Prometheus was a prequel, and then had literally fuck all to do with the Alien movies.
User avatar #133 - BmanX (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, I do think Ridley Scott kinda made it so it wouldn't be a very obvious prequel. Like, so it could stand on its own, story-wise. Of course the story and the rest of the movie is garbage. I don't know how they managed to green-light a sequel for this thing.
User avatar #135 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Thing is, they should have made it a prequel. At least then, some of it would make sense.
#179 - Oh. I didn't see the little colour thing. I'm an idiot. 10/29/2014 on Fuck you Dennis! 0
#175 - pls 'splain dis 10/29/2014 on Fuck you Dennis! 0
#174 - Why do you have one word that's whiter than the other words?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Fuck you Dennis! 0
#244 - awesometown (10/29/2014) [-]
Yea I just accidentally left out that word when I changed the color of the text
User avatar #177 - adunsaveme (10/29/2014) [-]
it's not that hard to do
User avatar #179 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh. I didn't see the little colour thing. I'm an idiot.
#50 - You knew the risks when you made that roll. You knew the risks... 10/29/2014 on untitled +4
#59 - You're an idiot. 10/28/2014 on College YikYak +1
#151 - But can you do it high?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on tfw no girlfriend +3
User avatar #155 - yorker (10/28/2014) [-]
Funny you ask, that all depends. Sometimes we're like "Let's fuck after this bowl" then we're like "Oh shit that was indica" and we fall asleep.
But when it's sativa hell yes I get my fuck on.
#85 - I drew one a couple days ago. 10/28/2014 on Alfred! 0
#174 - No-one needs it. It's fun to be high af with friends, in a sim… 10/27/2014 on what a time to be alive 0
#77 - It could be that he wants to **** a cow, but he w… 10/27/2014 on Fluffy Milk Horse +2
#71 - That's hilarious because ridged and full-flavoured actually so… 10/27/2014 on Kek, silly Bane +1
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#69 - insaneiare (07/10/2013) [-]
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#67 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2013) [-]
Just so you know, some autistic brony fag rolled you and they're calling you a ****** .

I'm sorry bro. But we can't handle these autists.
User avatar #70 to #67 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
why you think he cares at all faggot?
User avatar #66 - newbrony (07/10/2013) [-]
HEY HEY HEY



YOU'RE A ****** !
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#59 - kingarther (04/16/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #60 to #59 - viscerys (04/16/2013) [-]
Whaddap.
User avatar #57 - thatrussianhoe ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #58 to #57 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
Good day to you.
User avatar #56 - kingarther (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #54 - pedobearandson (01/10/2013) [-]
kinda sad to see the whole world by us thing didn't take off, did you try it anywhere else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - viscerys (01/10/2013) [-]
Tried it on Reddit and on another World-Building RPG Site. It didn't take of there either, sadly.
User avatar #37 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
nono, I' meant i would give one for free, but thank though :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Huh? Did I mess up a trade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh, crap. I sent you a torso... Facepalm... Could you trade a pair of legs for it? Pwease?
User avatar #18 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I think kim jong might have turned off Items and tradeing to **** around with them
User avatar #19 to #18 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, Items haven't been showing up in a while.
#20 to #19 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
In short. As far as I can tell: We've all been:
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#21 to #20 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I get my life back for awhile
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! I was clicking random and my post came up!
#23 to #22 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
cool, I wonder how often that happens
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Sarcasm?
User avatar #13 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Bored. Trying to figure out FLStudio. MY BRAAAAIN!
User avatar #16 to #15 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
FAHK! My headset just died. I MUST CHARGE IT!!!
#17 to #16 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
It hungers
It hungers
#11 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
Here is your first pony image
Here is your first pony image
User avatar #12 to #11 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! Rarity!
User avatar #4 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I do, why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! VeloSIRaptor!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen my Items yet
User avatar #9 to #6 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
************ ! YOU DON'T GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER ******* VELOSIRAPTOR!!!


I apologise...
#3 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
watch this for a while
watch this for a while
User avatar #7 to #3 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
What in the actual **** is that!?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
applejack trying to get cupcakes off Pinkie
User avatar #10 to #8 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
*shudders*
#1 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I took your Profile Virginity
I took your Profile Virginity
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