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Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
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#69 - It's funny because Manson is about the furthest thing from pop music. 10/30/2014 on Marilyn Mansion +3
#135 - Thing is, they should have made it a prequel. At least then, s… 10/29/2014 on Ellen Ripley reviews... 0
#132 - Oh, man. You don't know disappointment until you've felt that …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Ellen Ripley reviews... 0
User avatar #133 - BmanX (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, I do think Ridley Scott kinda made it so it wouldn't be a very obvious prequel. Like, so it could stand on its own, story-wise. Of course the story and the rest of the movie is garbage. I don't know how they managed to green-light a sequel for this thing.
User avatar #135 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Thing is, they should have made it a prequel. At least then, some of it would make sense.
#130 - Yeah, it does. Just a poorly thought out movie overall, which …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Ellen Ripley reviews... 0
User avatar #131 - BmanX (10/29/2014) [-]
I'm not a huge fan of the franchise, so I didn't have much expectations going into it, and I still thought it sucked. It felt so pointless.
User avatar #132 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh, man. You don't know disappointment until you've felt that Prometheus was a prequel, and then had literally fuck all to do with the Alien movies.
User avatar #133 - BmanX (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, I do think Ridley Scott kinda made it so it wouldn't be a very obvious prequel. Like, so it could stand on its own, story-wise. Of course the story and the rest of the movie is garbage. I don't know how they managed to green-light a sequel for this thing.
User avatar #135 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Thing is, they should have made it a prequel. At least then, some of it would make sense.
#128 - Oh, **** . My bad. I thought one of their selling …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Ellen Ripley reviews... 0
User avatar #129 - BmanX (10/29/2014) [-]
It still begs the question of why they didn't just get an old guy to play him instead of an awfully make-uped guy in his 40's?
User avatar #130 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, it does. Just a poorly thought out movie overall, which is a shame because I REALLY wanted it to be good.
User avatar #131 - BmanX (10/29/2014) [-]
I'm not a huge fan of the franchise, so I didn't have much expectations going into it, and I still thought it sucked. It felt so pointless.
User avatar #132 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Oh, man. You don't know disappointment until you've felt that Prometheus was a prequel, and then had literally fuck all to do with the Alien movies.
User avatar #133 - BmanX (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, I do think Ridley Scott kinda made it so it wouldn't be a very obvious prequel. Like, so it could stand on its own, story-wise. Of course the story and the rest of the movie is garbage. I don't know how they managed to green-light a sequel for this thing.
User avatar #135 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Thing is, they should have made it a prequel. At least then, some of it would make sense.
#73 - It goes deeper than we can possibly know... 10/29/2014 on Wake up Sheeple 0
#101 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Very interesting +2
#102 - mathmanchris (10/29/2014) [-]
#99 - Who cares? Happy late same-birthday-as-me!  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Very interesting +2
#100 - mathmanchris (10/29/2014) [-]
Same!
#101 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
#102 - mathmanchris (10/29/2014) [-]
#4 - I should have known. 10/29/2014 on stockphotos +2
#122 - Well, cheesemonger's was funnier.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on Finally Dayshift 0
User avatar #123 - granate (10/29/2014) [-]
Well yes, it was funny. But subtitle has his own set of rules, just saying.
#2 - I'm not even ******* sorry.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on stockphotos -2
#3 - theporkwhisperer (10/29/2014) [-]
#4 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
I should have known.
#92 - Sept 26. Anyone else? We should totally prepare a dance party …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Very interesting +1
User avatar #97 - mathmanchris (10/29/2014) [-]
Yup, me. I can't dance though.
#99 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Who cares? Happy late same-birthday-as-me!
#100 - mathmanchris (10/29/2014) [-]
Same!
#101 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
#102 - mathmanchris (10/29/2014) [-]
#41 - It's crazy how well it works. I work in a military-themed adve… 10/29/2014 on facts comp +1
#22 - No ball-cups 0/10 10/29/2014 on Halloween costume win -1
#33 - That's just what the illuminati would say.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Wake up Sheeple +14
User avatar #59 - fitemeirlbro (10/29/2014) [-]
says the illuminati
User avatar #73 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
It goes deeper than we can possibly know...
#33 - Sounds like a metaphor for death. 10/29/2014 on have we learned nothing +14
#136 - Oh, man. I remember that picture. I remember it from when we u… 10/29/2014 on Scary email's y'all 0
#85 - Granted most of that stuff was idiotic, but they were untraine… 10/29/2014 on Ellen Ripley reviews... +1
#131 - Yeah, that took a twist. 10/29/2014 on Dumb fatties 0
#83 - Aside from letting Kane out of quarantine. 10/29/2014 on Ellen Ripley reviews... 0
#82 - Hang on. What inhumanly stupid stuff did they do in Alien?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Ellen Ripley reviews... +2
#84 - muffinssnuffims (10/29/2014) [-]
Everyone but ripley wanted to let the guy in, Kane touched the egg multiple times, the explorers did any number of stupid things, they constantly separated when that clearly wasn't working and the alien clearly preferred to take them on one-on-one considering it had avoided the group every time... I could go on and on and on, and it's been a while since I've seen it. And I don't remember it that well even, because honestly I didn't think it was that great a movie worth remembering.
User avatar #87 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/29/2014) [-]
Confirmed for shit taste.
User avatar #85 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Granted most of that stuff was idiotic, but they were untrained. Also, I believe Alien is one of the best movies ever made, but to each their own.
#79 - The crew of the Nostromo were idiots, that was the point. The …  [+] (6 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Ellen Ripley reviews... +6
#81 - muffinssnuffims (10/29/2014) [-]
No, you're missing my point entirely. I understand the crew of the prometheus was supposed to be smarter, but that's not my point.

My point is that the stupidity of the Nostromo crew is inhuman. Could even say it's alien. In fact that's the only plot twist that makes sense. Hell, most earth animals are smarter than they were.

Also while I haven't seen prometheus, assuming they made the same mistakes - being educated has nothing to do with that kind of stupid. You can't fix "dumber than pure instinct" with booksmarts.
User avatar #83 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Aside from letting Kane out of quarantine.
User avatar #82 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Hang on. What inhumanly stupid stuff did they do in Alien?
#84 - muffinssnuffims (10/29/2014) [-]
Everyone but ripley wanted to let the guy in, Kane touched the egg multiple times, the explorers did any number of stupid things, they constantly separated when that clearly wasn't working and the alien clearly preferred to take them on one-on-one considering it had avoided the group every time... I could go on and on and on, and it's been a while since I've seen it. And I don't remember it that well even, because honestly I didn't think it was that great a movie worth remembering.
User avatar #87 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/29/2014) [-]
Confirmed for shit taste.
User avatar #85 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Granted most of that stuff was idiotic, but they were untrained. Also, I believe Alien is one of the best movies ever made, but to each their own.
#65 - You have beaten subtitlesmasher at his own game.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Finally Dayshift +5
User avatar #120 - granate (10/29/2014) [-]
No, he did not. Subletitlesmasher only uses subtitles in a comic/picture.
User avatar #122 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, cheesemonger's was funnier.
User avatar #123 - granate (10/29/2014) [-]
Well yes, it was funny. But subtitle has his own set of rules, just saying.
#74 - Half of them were uneducated ******** . They're al…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Ellen Ripley reviews... +5
#76 - muffinssnuffims (10/29/2014) [-]
That's what makes it even worse - they clearly don't follow the instincts of any normal human being, meaning they are actually fighting their instincts in order to be that stupid.

They are literally using every ounce of brainpower they have to be stupider than animals.
User avatar #79 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
The crew of the Nostromo were idiots, that was the point. The crew of the Prometheus were highly trained, highly educated scientists, that was the point, yet they still did all that stupid shit. I'm going over old points here, but they're valid.
#81 - muffinssnuffims (10/29/2014) [-]
No, you're missing my point entirely. I understand the crew of the prometheus was supposed to be smarter, but that's not my point.

My point is that the stupidity of the Nostromo crew is inhuman. Could even say it's alien. In fact that's the only plot twist that makes sense. Hell, most earth animals are smarter than they were.

Also while I haven't seen prometheus, assuming they made the same mistakes - being educated has nothing to do with that kind of stupid. You can't fix "dumber than pure instinct" with booksmarts.
User avatar #83 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Aside from letting Kane out of quarantine.
User avatar #82 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Hang on. What inhumanly stupid stuff did they do in Alien?
#84 - muffinssnuffims (10/29/2014) [-]
Everyone but ripley wanted to let the guy in, Kane touched the egg multiple times, the explorers did any number of stupid things, they constantly separated when that clearly wasn't working and the alien clearly preferred to take them on one-on-one considering it had avoided the group every time... I could go on and on and on, and it's been a while since I've seen it. And I don't remember it that well even, because honestly I didn't think it was that great a movie worth remembering.
User avatar #87 - nigeltheoutlaw (10/29/2014) [-]
Confirmed for shit taste.
User avatar #85 - viscerys (10/29/2014) [-]
Granted most of that stuff was idiotic, but they were untrained. Also, I believe Alien is one of the best movies ever made, but to each their own.
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#69 - insaneiare (07/10/2013) [-]
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#67 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2013) [-]
Just so you know, some autistic brony fag rolled you and they're calling you a ****** .

I'm sorry bro. But we can't handle these autists.
User avatar #70 to #67 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
why you think he cares at all faggot?
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#59 - kingarther (04/16/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #60 to #59 - viscerys (04/16/2013) [-]
Whaddap.
User avatar #57 - thatrussianhoe (01/14/2013) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #58 to #57 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
Good day to you.
User avatar #56 - kingarther (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #54 - pedobearandson (01/10/2013) [-]
kinda sad to see the whole world by us thing didn't take off, did you try it anywhere else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - viscerys (01/10/2013) [-]
Tried it on Reddit and on another World-Building RPG Site. It didn't take of there either, sadly.
User avatar #37 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
nono, I' meant i would give one for free, but thank though :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Huh? Did I mess up a trade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh, crap. I sent you a torso... Facepalm... Could you trade a pair of legs for it? Pwease?
User avatar #18 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I think kim jong might have turned off Items and tradeing to **** around with them
User avatar #19 to #18 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, Items haven't been showing up in a while.
#20 to #19 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
In short. As far as I can tell: We've all been:
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#21 to #20 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I get my life back for awhile
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! I was clicking random and my post came up!
#23 to #22 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
cool, I wonder how often that happens
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Sarcasm?
User avatar #13 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Bored. Trying to figure out FLStudio. MY BRAAAAIN!
User avatar #16 to #15 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
FAHK! My headset just died. I MUST CHARGE IT!!!
#17 to #16 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
It hungers
It hungers
#11 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
Here is your first pony image
Here is your first pony image
User avatar #12 to #11 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! Rarity!
User avatar #4 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I do, why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! VeloSIRaptor!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen my Items yet
User avatar #9 to #6 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
************ ! YOU DON'T GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER ******* VELOSIRAPTOR!!!


I apologise...
#3 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
watch this for a while
watch this for a while
User avatar #7 to #3 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
What in the actual **** is that!?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
applejack trying to get cupcakes off Pinkie
User avatar #10 to #8 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
*shudders*
#1 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I took your Profile Virginity
I took your Profile Virginity
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