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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Yer mam
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Comment Ranking:#5287
Highest Content Rank:#1992
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#568 - Well, I called, no-one answered, so I left a voicemail playing…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on SJW Hate Mob VS a Lymeric +1
#670 - mildlyinteresting (12/01/2014) [-]
firefly theme ftw
#541 - Doing eet. 12/01/2014 on SJW Hate Mob VS a Lymeric 0
#531 - I'm tempted to call one of them and try to offend them as much…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/01/2014 on SJW Hate Mob VS a Lymeric 0
#535 - mildlyinteresting (12/01/2014) [-]
I already called three. All hung up after a few seconds.
User avatar #568 - viscerys (12/01/2014) [-]
Well, I called, no-one answered, so I left a voicemail playing the Firefly theme. When it was over, I just said "Communism Kills, doesn't it?"
I'd do more, but calling the US from Ireland takes soooo much effort.
#670 - mildlyinteresting (12/01/2014) [-]
firefly theme ftw
User avatar #541 - viscerys (12/01/2014) [-]
Doing eet.
#257 - Are people genuinely complaining about the logic behind a swor…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on New Awakening +1
User avatar #261 - gittons (11/30/2014) [-]
this! i agree completely,
i also would love to see a lightsaber chainsaw because...yes.
#103 - But it was the European empires that first came along with the… 11/30/2014 on Shots Fired 0
#357 - I believe patrol cops should be given stun-guns or something a… 11/29/2014 on A reminder of who Mike... +1
#76 - I mean, like, they're just balls with teeth and spikes. 11/28/2014 on TESTING SIZE FOR UPLOAD... 0
#75 - Compared to the movie mimics, the manga mimics looked *…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on TESTING SIZE FOR UPLOAD... 0
User avatar #79 - malific (11/29/2014) [-]
true, but the movie mimics don't actual spoiler here Shoot those massive spikes that pierce inch thick armor plating.
#209 - tbh, women are generally much nicer to look at then we are.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Men! we dont know what we did +1
User avatar #264 - redeadhunter (11/29/2014) [-]
Yes, that is the opinion most Heterosexual males share.
#242 - ninheldin (11/29/2014) [-]
He's right you know
#28 - I love that gif so much. 11/28/2014 on Hugh Jackman's Penis +2
#197 - I'mma give my opinion here and say if cops didn't carry guns, …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2014 on A reminder of who Mike... +2
User avatar #258 - captainstinkypinky (11/29/2014) [-]
I do see the point you're trying to make. If the cop didn't have a gun in that situation, then Mike Brown wouldn't have gone for the gone, and wouldn't have gotten shot. I do, however, think it is impractical to expect cops not to carry some sort of lethal weapon. Even if guns were completely outlawed (I'm in the US, so the laws may be different in your country), criminals would still find a way to get the weapons. As someone who knows many police officers and is working on becoming a cop, I think it's fair to say that I wouldn't want to be in a situation where I, as a police officer, didn't have a gun while a criminal did.

TLDR; I do think cops should carry guns, but I also think his department should have issued them tasers to use in this sort of situation.
User avatar #357 - viscerys (11/29/2014) [-]
I believe patrol cops should be given stun-guns or something along those lines, and be given firearms if they're sent on raids, to hostage situations, and other things along those lines.
#181 - Euros just have a bunch of doors on them. 11/28/2014 on Canadian money 0
#67 - I'd rather be almost shot than actually shot.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on Complimenting Boobs... 0
User avatar #68 - notorc (11/27/2014) [-]
CAN I SEND YOU A DICK PIC? (PRANKS GONE WRONG) - Public Prank - Funny Pranks - Best Pranks 2014
I mostly just watch these so I can see if they get beat.
#63 - I think the killer clown guy got shot.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/27/2014 on Complimenting Boobs... 0
User avatar #66 - notorc (11/27/2014) [-]
Killer Clown Got Almost Shot By A Gun - Prank Gone Wrong - Scary Prank 2014
eh, almost shot.
User avatar #67 - viscerys (11/27/2014) [-]
I'd rather be almost shot than actually shot.
User avatar #68 - notorc (11/27/2014) [-]
CAN I SEND YOU A DICK PIC? (PRANKS GONE WRONG) - Public Prank - Funny Pranks - Best Pranks 2014
I mostly just watch these so I can see if they get beat.
User avatar #64 - notorc (11/27/2014) [-]
jesus.
gonna google that
#132 - Making it too obvious makes them feel like you're saying "… 11/26/2014 on Rules of Pixar 0
#62 - Someone explain what's going on to me. Do it like I'm five. 11/26/2014 on King of the Hill 0
#133 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on Too afraid to ask 0
User avatar #142 - owlexterminator (11/27/2014) [-]
I'm gonna be honest, I turned my backlight to the lowest setting, muted my computer, and opened that in an incognito window

That link looked suspicious
#105 - I've met three of my closest friends doing stupid **** … 11/26/2014 on Brotherhood +5
#60 - Picture 11/25/2014 on I wonder why +2
#145 - They're pretty awesome, but I hate their name. "Hoobastan… 11/25/2014 on It's not just a phase, mom 0
#120 - To each their own. Most of the things you mentioned annoy the … 11/24/2014 on I Dub you King Weeaboo 0
#135 - Some ******* thought it would be a good idea to n…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Psychotic Kid +2
User avatar #136 - lexdface (11/24/2014) [-]
Cuz muh baybee fine like diamond sugah
#102 - its k 11/24/2014 on When you make a bad weld in... 0
#100 - I just thought that'd be a funny reaction. Like he stubbed his…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on When you make a bad weld in... 0
#101 - rollfourexplain (11/24/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain rolls 2,789**

Ok. Sorry for assuming.
#102 - viscerys (11/24/2014) [-]
its k
#120 - Didn't D&D5 come out recently?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on RPG funnies 5th edition 0
User avatar #128 - crustypizza (11/24/2014) [-]
Well that image comes from a comic series
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#69 - insaneiare (07/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#67 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Just so you know, some autistic brony fag rolled you and they're calling you a ****** .

I'm sorry bro. But we can't handle these autists.
User avatar #70 to #67 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
why you think he cares at all faggot?
User avatar #66 - newbrony (07/10/2013) [-]
HEY HEY HEY



YOU'RE A ****** !
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#59 - kingarther (04/16/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #60 to #59 - viscerys (04/16/2013) [-]
Whaddap.
User avatar #57 - thatrussianhoe (01/14/2013) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #58 to #57 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
Good day to you.
User avatar #56 - kingarther (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #54 - pedobearandson (01/10/2013) [-]
kinda sad to see the whole world by us thing didn't take off, did you try it anywhere else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - viscerys (01/10/2013) [-]
Tried it on Reddit and on another World-Building RPG Site. It didn't take of there either, sadly.
User avatar #37 - reican ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
nono, I' meant i would give one for free, but thank though :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Huh? Did I mess up a trade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh, crap. I sent you a torso... Facepalm... Could you trade a pair of legs for it? Pwease?
User avatar #18 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I think kim jong might have turned off Items and tradeing to **** around with them
User avatar #19 to #18 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, Items haven't been showing up in a while.
#20 to #19 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
In short. As far as I can tell: We've all been:
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#21 to #20 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I get my life back for awhile
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! I was clicking random and my post came up!
#23 to #22 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
cool, I wonder how often that happens
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Sarcasm?
User avatar #13 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Bored. Trying to figure out FLStudio. MY BRAAAAIN!
User avatar #16 to #15 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
FAHK! My headset just died. I MUST CHARGE IT!!!
#17 to #16 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
It hungers
It hungers
#11 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
Here is your first pony image
Here is your first pony image
User avatar #12 to #11 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! Rarity!
User avatar #4 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I do, why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! VeloSIRaptor!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen my Items yet
User avatar #9 to #6 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
************ ! YOU DON'T GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER ******* VELOSIRAPTOR!!!


I apologise...
#3 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
watch this for a while
watch this for a while
User avatar #7 to #3 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
What in the actual **** is that!?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
applejack trying to get cupcakes off Pinkie
User avatar #10 to #8 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
*shudders*
#1 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I took your Profile Virginity
I took your Profile Virginity
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