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viscerys

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Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:7/15/2015
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#18 - RIFT seems to do F2P pretty well. 10/12/2014 on When an MMO goes free to play +1
#20 - I don't like your kind.  [+] (17 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #40 - lemanrouste (10/12/2014) [-]
Why not? I love your kind, without the DM to reign me in I'd never get a campaign finished like a normal person.

You can only destroy so many towns before the novelty wears off.
User avatar #41 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
Well, at least you're not like a bunch of my players who just get pissy when I try to rein things in.
User avatar #42 - lemanrouste (10/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't piss off DMs that maintain a stable reasonable story that is interesting.

Only ones that force unnatural plot and force overly annoying characters then get pissy if you accidently explode them.

In my defense the room was dark and an unexpected man popped up in front of me!

Lol, unnatural in DnD? Impossibru.
User avatar #24 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
I like his kind.
User avatar #28 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
I'm mostly a DM. Therefore, his kind makes me want to punch kittens.
User avatar #29 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Heh. Ever heard of "DM of the Rings" or "Darths and Droids"? If not, look them up when you've got an hour or so free, and your life may very well change.
User avatar #39 - lemanrouste (10/12/2014) [-]
Both of those are hilarious.

And my DM's mostly railroad so hard it feels like Skyrim and essential characters :L.
User avatar #30 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
If Darths and Droids is the one where the janitor kills them all, then I've seen that one. That kind of shit is cool. People doing stuff specifically to go against what the DM has created and fuck with the rules annoy me.
User avatar #31 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Lol I don't think so. Imagine if Star Wars had never existed, but a group of tabletop game players reenacted the films from the beginning of Episode I... but with some major plot twists and alternative story telling.

And they actually made Jar Jar likable.
User avatar #32 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
You see, that's cool. That's REALLY cool.
User avatar #33 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, just WAIT until you actually read it. By the time the pod races come up, you'll have forgotten all about the actual films.
User avatar #34 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
I'm going to go and buy some food and shit, and I'll read it when I get back.
User avatar #35 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Awesome. You'll need it. Seriously, it's a hella long webcomic.
User avatar #36 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, man. This shit's fantastic.
User avatar #37 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Told ya. You erect yet?
User avatar #38 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
My underpants elastic has been catapulted across the room.
User avatar #43 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Good Next to Questionable Content and XKCD, D&D is one of my favorite webcomics.
#70 - I was a total fat **** till the start of September. I g… 10/11/2014 on Fat Shaming Friday 0
#2 - So it does. I was never good at drawing guns. 10/10/2014 on Kalashnikov 0
#17 - Methinks they're referring to when they started selling it sliced.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on muh sides +4
#18 - anon (09/30/2014) [-]
I think he's just trying to be a smart ass.
#13 - Hey, that happened to me too! 09/30/2014 on Good old police 0
#89 - So you made all these points, and you didn't back them up. You… 09/30/2014 on Nasa 0
#21 - Thanks. 09/30/2014 on "Special Properties" +3
#143 - Battle can't have been that long. I'm so ******* … 09/30/2014 on Photoshop request +4
#6 - You described what it was like. My bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on facebook bitches +18
User avatar #7 - sewallman (09/28/2014) [-]
I was just kidding, I knew exactly what it sounded like.
#6 - He only ever uses information from the movie he's covering I t… 09/28/2014 on Avatar movie comp. 0
#4 - Out of curiosity - how'd you get shot?  [+] (12 new replies) 09/28/2014 on facebook bitches +48
User avatar #5 - sewallman (09/28/2014) [-]
I didn't get shot.. What gave you that idea?

I'm have a legal obligation to give emergency medical care when needed, I've helped 4 different people that have been shot. I've asked them all what it feels like and they all said that it hurts.. But I made them explain it a little better.

3/4 of them said "white heat" I assume that's the almost cold type of hot that a person encounters while showering.
User avatar #56 - MrKittyKat (09/28/2014) [-]
Ah.

"Hot kind of cold"

So like when you first turn on a tap and it's freezing cold but it feels like burning?

User avatar #58 - sewallman (09/28/2014) [-]
When you're turning up the heat in the shower, it's warm - warmer - hotish - hot - cold?? - burning fucking hot
#59 - MrKittyKat (09/28/2014) [-]
wait what are we talking about here? Which fucking side. Cold or hot.

So it's hot burning like cold or it's cold burning like hot?
#85 - anon (09/29/2014) [-]
Have you ever been in the shower and it gets so hot that it almost feels cold?
#73 - wetharmonica (09/28/2014) [-]
Third party here, hot that feels cold
User avatar #60 - sewallman (09/28/2014) [-]
When a fiery explosion pushed a metal object forward, do you expect it to be hot or cold?
User avatar #61 - MrKittyKat (09/28/2014) [-]
depends on whether the rod is ice cold m8.
#14 - Berzer (09/28/2014) [-]
When White heat is used to describe something I usually hear it being used as the hottest thing someone has encountered. probably because the closer a flame gets to white the hotter the heat is from that flame.
#9 - xxjmacxx (09/28/2014) [-]
"What gave you that idea"
....lol
User avatar #6 - viscerys (09/28/2014) [-]
You described what it was like. My bad.
User avatar #7 - sewallman (09/28/2014) [-]
I was just kidding, I knew exactly what it sounded like.
#59 - Oh, man. The ******* Cramp Twins. That was the **** .  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on Forgotten Cartoons 1 +13
User avatar #72 - junkk (09/28/2014) [-]
shut up girl-pants!
#46 - May be low budget. Does wonders for constipation regardless. 09/25/2014 on Silent Hill -3
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#140 - German isn't that hard. I'm only doing it in Secondary School …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/19/2014 on ..... +1
#208 - einervonvielen (09/24/2014) [-]
Oh boy, are you in for a surprise. Have fun, learning the rules for when to use 's', 'ß' and 'ss'. Hell, most teachers don't know those, they tell you to just accept the fact that you'll have to memorise when to use 'ß' and when to use 's'.
User avatar #209 - viscerys (09/24/2014) [-]
I have no intention of learning further after I finish school. I might some day, but at the moment, I'm trying to get the grade so I can go to college.
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