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#85 - I don't suppose you have sauce?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/16/2014 on You 0
User avatar #88 - havockwzy (10/16/2014) [-]
no i do not but someone said it once when i posted this before
#82 - For the love of god tell me that is from porn.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2014 on You 0
User avatar #84 - havockwzy (10/16/2014) [-]
pretty sure it was
User avatar #85 - viscerys (10/16/2014) [-]
I don't suppose you have sauce?
User avatar #88 - havockwzy (10/16/2014) [-]
no i do not but someone said it once when i posted this before
#150 - Can somebody explain to me what he did? I thought people were …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on you did it 0
#151 - anon (10/14/2014) [-]
Sold 4chan out to SJWs, pruned threads, redacted 4chan's status as a haven of free speech, all for SJW pussy that cucked him.
#331 - "The Zone calls us, S.T.A.L.K.E.R" 10/14/2014 on Powerful Photos Compilation 0
#13 - Ah, so he laid the foundations for the empire? 10/13/2014 on ehhhhwut 0
#9 - Wasn't he, like, the first emperor and they killed him because…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on ehhhhwut 0
User avatar #11 - fatmanxxxx (10/13/2014) [-]
He was a dictator yes but not an emperor he was killed before he could do just that. His adoptive son Octavian became the first roman emperor.
User avatar #13 - viscerys (10/13/2014) [-]
Ah, so he laid the foundations for the empire?
#50 - Clearly it ******* does. 10/13/2014 on Steam punk wants 0
#132 - Look for a thingie to clear malware and **** . Probably malware. 10/13/2014 on Around the Internet PART 22 0
#41 - Well, at least you're not like a bunch of my players who just …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #42 - lemanrouste (10/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't piss off DMs that maintain a stable reasonable story that is interesting.

Only ones that force unnatural plot and force overly annoying characters then get pissy if you accidently explode them.

In my defense the room was dark and an unexpected man popped up in front of me!

Lol, unnatural in DnD? Impossibru.
#38 - My underpants elastic has been catapulted across the room.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #43 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Good Next to Questionable Content and XKCD, D&D is one of my favorite webcomics.
#36 - Oh, man. This ****** fantastic.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #37 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Told ya. You erect yet?
User avatar #38 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
My underpants elastic has been catapulted across the room.
User avatar #43 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Good Next to Questionable Content and XKCD, D&D is one of my favorite webcomics.
#34 - I'm going to go and buy some food and **** , and I'll re…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #35 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Awesome. You'll need it. Seriously, it's a hella long webcomic.
User avatar #36 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, man. This shit's fantastic.
User avatar #37 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Told ya. You erect yet?
User avatar #38 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
My underpants elastic has been catapulted across the room.
User avatar #43 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Good Next to Questionable Content and XKCD, D&D is one of my favorite webcomics.
#32 - You see, that's cool. That's REALLY cool.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #33 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, just WAIT until you actually read it. By the time the pod races come up, you'll have forgotten all about the actual films.
User avatar #34 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
I'm going to go and buy some food and shit, and I'll read it when I get back.
User avatar #35 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Awesome. You'll need it. Seriously, it's a hella long webcomic.
User avatar #36 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, man. This shit's fantastic.
User avatar #37 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Told ya. You erect yet?
User avatar #38 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
My underpants elastic has been catapulted across the room.
User avatar #43 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Good Next to Questionable Content and XKCD, D&D is one of my favorite webcomics.
#30 - If Darths and Droids is the one where the janitor kills them a…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #31 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Lol I don't think so. Imagine if Star Wars had never existed, but a group of tabletop game players reenacted the films from the beginning of Episode I... but with some major plot twists and alternative story telling.

And they actually made Jar Jar likable.
User avatar #32 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
You see, that's cool. That's REALLY cool.
User avatar #33 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, just WAIT until you actually read it. By the time the pod races come up, you'll have forgotten all about the actual films.
User avatar #34 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
I'm going to go and buy some food and shit, and I'll read it when I get back.
User avatar #35 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Awesome. You'll need it. Seriously, it's a hella long webcomic.
User avatar #36 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, man. This shit's fantastic.
User avatar #37 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Told ya. You erect yet?
User avatar #38 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
My underpants elastic has been catapulted across the room.
User avatar #43 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Good Next to Questionable Content and XKCD, D&D is one of my favorite webcomics.
#28 - I'm mostly a DM. Therefore, his kind makes me want to punch kittens.  [+] (12 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #29 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Heh. Ever heard of "DM of the Rings" or "Darths and Droids"? If not, look them up when you've got an hour or so free, and your life may very well change.
User avatar #39 - lemanrouste (10/12/2014) [-]
Both of those are hilarious.

And my DM's mostly railroad so hard it feels like Skyrim and essential characters :L.
User avatar #30 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
If Darths and Droids is the one where the janitor kills them all, then I've seen that one. That kind of shit is cool. People doing stuff specifically to go against what the DM has created and fuck with the rules annoy me.
User avatar #31 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Lol I don't think so. Imagine if Star Wars had never existed, but a group of tabletop game players reenacted the films from the beginning of Episode I... but with some major plot twists and alternative story telling.

And they actually made Jar Jar likable.
User avatar #32 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
You see, that's cool. That's REALLY cool.
User avatar #33 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, just WAIT until you actually read it. By the time the pod races come up, you'll have forgotten all about the actual films.
User avatar #34 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
I'm going to go and buy some food and shit, and I'll read it when I get back.
User avatar #35 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Awesome. You'll need it. Seriously, it's a hella long webcomic.
User avatar #36 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, man. This shit's fantastic.
User avatar #37 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Told ya. You erect yet?
User avatar #38 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
My underpants elastic has been catapulted across the room.
User avatar #43 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Good Next to Questionable Content and XKCD, D&D is one of my favorite webcomics.
#18 - RIFT seems to do F2P pretty well. 10/12/2014 on When an MMO goes free to play +1
#20 - I don't like your kind.  [+] (17 new replies) 10/12/2014 on Spot Checks +2
User avatar #40 - lemanrouste (10/12/2014) [-]
Why not? I love your kind, without the DM to reign me in I'd never get a campaign finished like a normal person.

You can only destroy so many towns before the novelty wears off.
User avatar #41 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
Well, at least you're not like a bunch of my players who just get pissy when I try to rein things in.
User avatar #42 - lemanrouste (10/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't piss off DMs that maintain a stable reasonable story that is interesting.

Only ones that force unnatural plot and force overly annoying characters then get pissy if you accidently explode them.

In my defense the room was dark and an unexpected man popped up in front of me!

Lol, unnatural in DnD? Impossibru.
User avatar #24 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
I like his kind.
User avatar #28 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
I'm mostly a DM. Therefore, his kind makes me want to punch kittens.
User avatar #29 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Heh. Ever heard of "DM of the Rings" or "Darths and Droids"? If not, look them up when you've got an hour or so free, and your life may very well change.
User avatar #39 - lemanrouste (10/12/2014) [-]
Both of those are hilarious.

And my DM's mostly railroad so hard it feels like Skyrim and essential characters :L.
User avatar #30 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
If Darths and Droids is the one where the janitor kills them all, then I've seen that one. That kind of shit is cool. People doing stuff specifically to go against what the DM has created and fuck with the rules annoy me.
User avatar #31 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Lol I don't think so. Imagine if Star Wars had never existed, but a group of tabletop game players reenacted the films from the beginning of Episode I... but with some major plot twists and alternative story telling.

And they actually made Jar Jar likable.
User avatar #32 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
You see, that's cool. That's REALLY cool.
User avatar #33 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, just WAIT until you actually read it. By the time the pod races come up, you'll have forgotten all about the actual films.
User avatar #34 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
I'm going to go and buy some food and shit, and I'll read it when I get back.
User avatar #35 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Awesome. You'll need it. Seriously, it's a hella long webcomic.
User avatar #36 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh, man. This shit's fantastic.
User avatar #37 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Told ya. You erect yet?
User avatar #38 - viscerys (10/12/2014) [-]
My underpants elastic has been catapulted across the room.
User avatar #43 - kanatana (10/12/2014) [-]
Good Next to Questionable Content and XKCD, D&D is one of my favorite webcomics.
#70 - I was a total fat **** till the start of September. I g… 10/11/2014 on Fat Shaming Friday 0
#2 - So it does. I was never good at drawing guns. 10/10/2014 on Kalashnikov 0
#17 - Methinks they're referring to when they started selling it sliced.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on muh sides +4
#18 - anon (09/30/2014) [-]
I think he's just trying to be a smart ass.
#13 - Hey, that happened to me too! 09/30/2014 on Good old police 0
#89 - So you made all these points, and you didn't back them up. You… 09/30/2014 on Nasa 0
#21 - Thanks. 09/30/2014 on "Special Properties" +3
#143 - Battle can't have been that long. I'm so ******* … 09/30/2014 on Photoshop request +4
#6 - You described what it was like. My bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on facebook bitches +18
User avatar #7 - sewallman (09/28/2014) [-]
I was just kidding, I knew exactly what it sounded like.

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