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viscerys

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:5/24/2015
Location:Yer mam
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Comment Ranking:#3630
Highest Content Rank:#1992
Highest Comment Rank:#1424
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Level 106 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 107 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 276 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Content Views:105556
Times Content Favorited:164 times
Total Comments Made:5128
FJ Points:614

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#67 - rip in peace space elf man 04/30/2015 on Vulcans got game +4
#91 - The new gangsters are running banks and countries. … 04/30/2015 on Gangster Milk 0
#128 - I watched a video about Phil Fish and it told me why people ha… 04/30/2015 on Good guys maroon 5 0
#127 - Your gif made me sad as **** ...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on Good guys maroon 5 0
#132 - hopporto (04/30/2015) [-]
Thats funny, it made me horny as fuck.
#482 - Bayonetta 1 was better.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on How to convert a peasant 0
User avatar #584 - lostdagame (05/01/2015) [-]
Well it comes bundled with bayonetta 1 so...
#207 - Tell that to the ESRB. 04/29/2015 on We're a bit odd 0
#44 - I was just going off what the gif gave me. Sorry for not being… 04/28/2015 on Let’s Call This A Success 0
#71 - What's happening now? 04/28/2015 on Baltimore 0
#42 - That crab put up quite the fight. I'd expect it to disappear i…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Let’s Call This A Success 0
#43 - anonymous (04/28/2015) [-]
Except that's bullshit. You can crush a crab by stomping on it, which is far less than the force that's being exerted on it here. Also, at the bottom of the mariana's trench, water pressure is about 7.5 tons/sq inch.
#44 - viscerys (04/28/2015) [-]
I was just going off what the gif gave me. Sorry for not being an expert on the subject.
#65 - According to pretty much every other family member I have, I l… 04/28/2015 on Best type of dad +6
#49 - Holdin' out for a hero till the mornin' light...  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2015 on prank +5
User avatar #57 - popcornqueen (04/27/2015) [-]
Woah, I just had a thought about that gif. What if the kid is doing that because he sees other people with face paint and wants to support his team like that?
User avatar #56 - popcornqueen (04/27/2015) [-]
Sorry, dude. Went to sleep and just woke up. So, I met up with my friend Allan for breakfast. Some of his own friends were visiting from out of town and were leaving the next day. they planned to go to the Queen Mary (famous haunted ship in our harbor) and they let me tag along, last minute. We explored for a while and Allan and I got separated at some point from them. We decided to check out some "behind the scene" areas (parts of the ship blocked off for employees) and had a nice discussion of what we would do if we got the whole city to LARP. We got to a ballroom, rented for fancy parties and empty but for a few cleaning people who thankfully didn't give a fuck we were there. We checked out a large door, open slightly, with no light inside it. We casually walked inside and with the ballroom light we could see a large room with everything was painted black and huge pipes on the walls and ceiling. I was just about to say that this would be where we would expect a boss fight (I found out later he was about to say the same thing), but I looked up and saw a figure standing on a balcony. A little girl in an outfit like you see in old immigration photos, looking right at us. We hadn't made any noise coming in and were there for 2 seconds, most, and I immediately thought there was no way this was a human who noticed us. I literally NOPED. I turned and ran back through the ballroom, grabbing Allan's hand as I went past him and dragging him with me. Seconds later and a few hundred feet away, I asked if he saw that and he said "Holy shit, yeah!" We both laughed about it, but went straight back to Allan's friends, avoiding the out-of-bounds areas for the rest of the day.
User avatar #106 - ineedtotakeapiss (04/28/2015) [-]
sp00ky. I've always wanted to see an apparition.
#47 - Apparently not.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/27/2015 on prank +1
User avatar #48 - ineedtotakeapiss (04/27/2015) [-]
There's still hope.
#49 - viscerys (04/27/2015) [-]
Holdin' out for a hero till the mornin' light...
User avatar #57 - popcornqueen (04/27/2015) [-]
Woah, I just had a thought about that gif. What if the kid is doing that because he sees other people with face paint and wants to support his team like that?
User avatar #56 - popcornqueen (04/27/2015) [-]
Sorry, dude. Went to sleep and just woke up. So, I met up with my friend Allan for breakfast. Some of his own friends were visiting from out of town and were leaving the next day. they planned to go to the Queen Mary (famous haunted ship in our harbor) and they let me tag along, last minute. We explored for a while and Allan and I got separated at some point from them. We decided to check out some "behind the scene" areas (parts of the ship blocked off for employees) and had a nice discussion of what we would do if we got the whole city to LARP. We got to a ballroom, rented for fancy parties and empty but for a few cleaning people who thankfully didn't give a fuck we were there. We checked out a large door, open slightly, with no light inside it. We casually walked inside and with the ballroom light we could see a large room with everything was painted black and huge pipes on the walls and ceiling. I was just about to say that this would be where we would expect a boss fight (I found out later he was about to say the same thing), but I looked up and saw a figure standing on a balcony. A little girl in an outfit like you see in old immigration photos, looking right at us. We hadn't made any noise coming in and were there for 2 seconds, most, and I immediately thought there was no way this was a human who noticed us. I literally NOPED. I turned and ran back through the ballroom, grabbing Allan's hand as I went past him and dragging him with me. Seconds later and a few hundred feet away, I asked if he saw that and he said "Holy shit, yeah!" We both laughed about it, but went straight back to Allan's friends, avoiding the out-of-bounds areas for the rest of the day.
User avatar #106 - ineedtotakeapiss (04/28/2015) [-]
sp00ky. I've always wanted to see an apparition.
#47 - __ 04/27/2015 on Dirty Minded +5
#234 - That's pretty ******* brutal... 04/27/2015 on Cringe #37 - Failures on... +1
#460 - Where I live, people who can afford it get private healthcare.… 04/27/2015 on murica +2
#40 - Picture 04/26/2015 on Cats are stubborn +3
#85 - The title for this video on YouTube is so ******* misle…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on Harrison Ford and David Blaine 0
User avatar #87 - thelastamerican (04/26/2015) [-]
Oh come on. Harrison Ford is too cool of a guy to do that.
#15 - We knead to go deeper.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on Shots fired +2
#18 - ihasbrainworms (04/25/2015) [-]
#152 - Just so long as we have free mods. 04/25/2015 on Funnyjunk DLC / Paid MODs 0
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#260 - Steam has fallen to **** in the last couple of years. E… 04/25/2015 on To GOG I go. 0
#169 - You writhe in our pain and suffering? That's the wrong word to… 04/25/2015 on The modders answer +1
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#368 - Have you ever seen a mod and gone "hey, that looks pretty… 04/25/2015 on Just 1.99 for this mod 0
#292 - Well 'scuse me for trying to have a laugh in this decrepit … 04/25/2015 on COPS +1

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