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Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:7/10/2014
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#541 - **viscerys rolled image ** I'm ready! 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds +1
#239 - Yeah, I only have one friend who has it, and he doesn't like i… 07/01/2014 on VICTORY. 0
#144 - Why are they wearing togas AND tunics!?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on do u even fj? 0
User avatar #172 - theugandanhero (07/01/2014) [-]
At least it's not tonics AND tugas
#58 - I get that, but it's a pain not being able to communicate with people. 07/01/2014 on Riot servers 0
#73 - Sheezus... 07/01/2014 on How not to handle it +2
#17 - He looks... Slimy... 07/01/2014 on Nick Dean 0
#18 - Like Day Z. I have never encountered another westerner, save o…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Riot servers +1
#37 - endospore (07/01/2014) [-]
That just makes it more realistic! Obviously zombie infested Russia would be filled with angry Russians.
User avatar #58 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
I get that, but it's a pain not being able to communicate with people.
#11 - I hate Soulja boy, but that was ******* funny. 07/01/2014 on crank dat +1
#11 - God damn that game looks beautiful.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Luigi +39
#32 - anonymous (07/01/2014) [-]
It is a very pretty game and not in the crysis over the top sort of way (obviously) just bright colors and smooth lines, and that's all it needs to look wonderful.
#98 - deckbox (07/01/2014) [-]
they used those effects to hide the lack of AA which is kinda inexcusable really, it is not very good technically, however the way they used smoke and mirrors to hide the shortcomings came out pretty good, LOOK AT RAINBOW ROAD !!

User avatar #105 - yuukoku (07/01/2014) [-]
They used smoke and mirrors to hide shit in Silent Hill and look at how that went. I think that a dev team is even better if they can disguise their shortcomings with something that still looks great.
#99 - deckbox (07/01/2014) [-]
LOOK AT IT !!
#100 - deckbox (07/01/2014) [-]
LOOOOOK Grabhoiuyhrahorhsdoh
#20 - Out of curiosity - was 111 taken? I mean, when phones were new…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on Texting 911 0
User avatar #27 - pewdiepieisbestpie (07/01/2014) [-]
The logic behind it is that a cat has nine lives, but if he loses one, he has minus one life, so nine one one
#65 - If you've got the space, responsibility and money for food an…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on How not to handle it 0
#66 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll go for it once I have the space.
#63 - Nah. I used to have a cat looked like that. Her name was Nish …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2014 on How not to handle it +1
#64 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
You may be right, I don't know.
I want a cat.
User avatar #65 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
If you've got the space, responsibility and money for food and litter, go for it. If you've not got much money, and don't mind an overweight cat, you can feed it smooshed up leftovers with milk when you have meat for dinner. Cats love that shit.
#66 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll go for it once I have the space.
#60 - That **** ain't ugly. That a cat. Cats are adorable.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/01/2014 on How not to handle it 0
#62 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
Even though I'm a cat lover, you gotta admit that this cat is ugly.
User avatar #63 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
Nah. I used to have a cat looked like that. Her name was Nish and she was adorable.
#64 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
You may be right, I don't know.
I want a cat.
User avatar #65 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
If you've got the space, responsibility and money for food and litter, go for it. If you've not got much money, and don't mind an overweight cat, you can feed it smooshed up leftovers with milk when you have meat for dinner. Cats love that shit.
#66 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll go for it once I have the space.
#57 - Obviously. The weirdness up close comes when you can see the e…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/01/2014 on How not to handle it 0
#59 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
The original is so ugly I'm not going to even post it.
User avatar #94 - hattheifbatman (07/01/2014) [-]
I want a kitten and a puppy
So they can be friends
User avatar #96 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
It's not that hard, really.
User avatar #98 - hattheifbatman (07/03/2014) [-]
That's why I want it
I love each of the species
A: bc cats have a bad reputation sometimes
B: bc dogs are cute, and cats
User avatar #99 - hattheifbatman (07/03/2014) [-]
Also, I know that cats shouldn't have milk, because milk can upset the stomach
User avatar #60 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
That shit ain't ugly. That a cat. Cats are adorable.
#62 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
Even though I'm a cat lover, you gotta admit that this cat is ugly.
User avatar #63 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
Nah. I used to have a cat looked like that. Her name was Nish and she was adorable.
#64 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
You may be right, I don't know.
I want a cat.
User avatar #65 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
If you've got the space, responsibility and money for food and litter, go for it. If you've not got much money, and don't mind an overweight cat, you can feed it smooshed up leftovers with milk when you have meat for dinner. Cats love that shit.
#66 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll go for it once I have the space.
#55 - Teh uncanny valley. It's where things are to be not weird enou…  [+] (17 new replies) 07/01/2014 on How not to handle it +3
#100 - hattheifbatman (07/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #101 - viscerys (07/03/2014) [-]
Thumbnail, dude.
User avatar #102 - hattheifbatman (07/04/2014) [-]
Don't tell me, just google uncanny valley
User avatar #103 - viscerys (07/04/2014) [-]
How do you think I found the picture I posted?
#56 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
Well it is photoshopped.
User avatar #57 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
Obviously. The weirdness up close comes when you can see the edges around the eyes are blurrier than everywhere else. Or else it's just me.
#59 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
The original is so ugly I'm not going to even post it.
User avatar #94 - hattheifbatman (07/01/2014) [-]
I want a kitten and a puppy
So they can be friends
User avatar #96 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
It's not that hard, really.
User avatar #98 - hattheifbatman (07/03/2014) [-]
That's why I want it
I love each of the species
A: bc cats have a bad reputation sometimes
B: bc dogs are cute, and cats
User avatar #99 - hattheifbatman (07/03/2014) [-]
Also, I know that cats shouldn't have milk, because milk can upset the stomach
User avatar #60 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
That shit ain't ugly. That a cat. Cats are adorable.
#62 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
Even though I'm a cat lover, you gotta admit that this cat is ugly.
User avatar #63 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
Nah. I used to have a cat looked like that. Her name was Nish and she was adorable.
#64 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
You may be right, I don't know.
I want a cat.
User avatar #65 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
If you've got the space, responsibility and money for food and litter, go for it. If you've not got much money, and don't mind an overweight cat, you can feed it smooshed up leftovers with milk when you have meat for dinner. Cats love that shit.
#66 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll go for it once I have the space.
#51 - ******* Payday! I got the Heist for, like, €1.5…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2014 on VICTORY. +1
User avatar #207 - brendantheferret (07/01/2014) [-]
I would play it, but I have no friends
User avatar #239 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, I only have one friend who has it, and he doesn't like it all that much. Plus, as soon as I join any public match, I get kicked.
User avatar #225 - isolovegames (07/01/2014) [-]
Steam name?
User avatar #241 - brendantheferret (07/02/2014) [-]
same as my fj name
#53 - I don't think "She was wearing that outfit, she was askin…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2014 on How not to handle it 0
#87 - baitdoesnttalkback (07/01/2014) [-]
girls should just be greatful a guy is willing to risk jail to sleep with her. its a compliment
User avatar #71 - jewishcommunazi (07/01/2014) [-]
Actually it's used very often in some third world countries, I think.
User avatar #73 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
Sheezus...
#52 - It's adorable till you enlarge. Then it builds a home in the u…  [+] (20 new replies) 07/01/2014 on How not to handle it 0
#54 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #58 - newforomador (07/01/2014) [-]
Why Are Things Creepy? Along with what viscerys said, here's a pretty good video that explains it.
#55 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
Teh uncanny valley. It's where things are to be not weird enough to be totally outlandish, but just weird enough to be disturbing. The cat's eyes look weird as fuck up close.
#100 - hattheifbatman (07/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #101 - viscerys (07/03/2014) [-]
Thumbnail, dude.
User avatar #102 - hattheifbatman (07/04/2014) [-]
Don't tell me, just google uncanny valley
User avatar #103 - viscerys (07/04/2014) [-]
How do you think I found the picture I posted?
#56 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
Well it is photoshopped.
User avatar #57 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
Obviously. The weirdness up close comes when you can see the edges around the eyes are blurrier than everywhere else. Or else it's just me.
#59 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
The original is so ugly I'm not going to even post it.
User avatar #94 - hattheifbatman (07/01/2014) [-]
I want a kitten and a puppy
So they can be friends
User avatar #96 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
It's not that hard, really.
User avatar #98 - hattheifbatman (07/03/2014) [-]
That's why I want it
I love each of the species
A: bc cats have a bad reputation sometimes
B: bc dogs are cute, and cats
User avatar #99 - hattheifbatman (07/03/2014) [-]
Also, I know that cats shouldn't have milk, because milk can upset the stomach
User avatar #60 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
That shit ain't ugly. That a cat. Cats are adorable.
#62 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
Even though I'm a cat lover, you gotta admit that this cat is ugly.
User avatar #63 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
Nah. I used to have a cat looked like that. Her name was Nish and she was adorable.
#64 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
You may be right, I don't know.
I want a cat.
User avatar #65 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
If you've got the space, responsibility and money for food and litter, go for it. If you've not got much money, and don't mind an overweight cat, you can feed it smooshed up leftovers with milk when you have meat for dinner. Cats love that shit.
#66 - tmgrskat (07/01/2014) [-]
I'll go for it once I have the space.
#37 - 3 months and I don't need to lie about the age anymore! 07/01/2014 on Dreams +1
#36 - The gif is her drinking water in space. I believe he's implyin… 07/01/2014 on Dreams +3
#80 - They changed!? 07/01/2014 on Rupert is so like Ron 0
#330 - Damn it. Should have refreshed the comments. Sorry, holeymoley… 07/01/2014 on le meme 0
#329 - And only one will survive!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on le meme 0
User avatar #331 - holeymoley (07/01/2014) [-]
I wonder who it will be
User avatar #330 - viscerys (07/01/2014) [-]
Damn it. Should have refreshed the comments. Sorry, holeymoley. I tried to steal your thunder.
#251 - You are now negative friends. 07/01/2014 on Some Random Interesting... 0
#3296 - Guise - Found him! 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
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#69 - insaneiare (07/10/2013) [-]
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#67 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Just so you know, some autistic brony fag rolled you and they're calling you a ****** .

I'm sorry bro. But we can't handle these autists.
User avatar #70 to #67 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
why you think he cares at all ****** ?
User avatar #66 - newbrony (07/10/2013) [-]
HEY HEY HEY



YOU'RE A ****** !
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#59 - kingarther (04/16/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #60 to #59 - viscerys (04/16/2013) [-]
Whaddap.
User avatar #57 - thatrussianhoe (01/14/2013) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #58 to #57 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
Good day to you.
User avatar #56 - kingarther (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #54 - pedobearandson (01/10/2013) [-]
kinda sad to see the whole world by us thing didn't take off, did you try it anywhere else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - viscerys (01/10/2013) [-]
Tried it on Reddit and on another World-Building RPG Site. It didn't take of there either, sadly.
User avatar #37 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
nono, I' meant i would give one for free, but thank though :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Huh? Did I mess up a trade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh, crap. I sent you a torso... Facepalm... Could you trade a pair of legs for it? Pwease?
User avatar #18 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I think kim jong might have turned off Items and tradeing to **** around with them
User avatar #19 to #18 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, Items haven't been showing up in a while.
#20 to #19 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
In short. As far as I can tell: We've all been:
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#21 to #20 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I get my life back for awhile
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! I was clicking random and my post came up!
#23 to #22 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
cool, I wonder how often that happens
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Sarcasm?
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#25 to #24 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
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#26 to #25 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
No reason. Nobody's ever that nice. Anyway!
No reason. Nobody's ever that nice. Anyway!
#27 to #26 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I suppose anyway how you doing
I suppose anyway how you doing
User avatar #28 to #27 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Not bad, not bad. I drank like, eight cans of Coke, because I was ******* tired, and now I regret it.
#30 to #29 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm just kind of giving you pictures here
User avatar #31 to #30 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Thanks?
User avatar #32 to #31 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
That one still Annoys me
Yes, I want to know what Rarity keeps under her bed, Is it dildos?
User avatar #35 to #34 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
That's ******* awesome.
#36 to #35 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I know right
User avatar #13 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Bored. Trying to figure out FLStudio. MY BRAAAAIN!
User avatar #16 to #15 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
FAHK! My headset just died. I MUST CHARGE IT!!!
#17 to #16 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
It hungers
It hungers
#11 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
Here is your first pony image
Here is your first pony image
User avatar #12 to #11 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! Rarity!
User avatar #4 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I do, why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! VeloSIRaptor!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen my Items yet
User avatar #9 to #6 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
************ ! YOU DON'T GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER ******* VELOSIRAPTOR!!!


I apologise...
#3 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
watch this for a while
watch this for a while
User avatar #7 to #3 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
What in the actual **** is that!?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
applejack trying to get cupcakes off Pinkie
User avatar #10 to #8 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
*shudders*
#1 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I took your Profile Virginity
I took your Profile Virginity
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