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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:7/15/2015
Location:Yer mam
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#33 - I don't get mistaken for women, but I have a "beard"… 12/30/2014 on Another tumblr post 0
#32 - It gets better, bro. It grows past your mouth, so you stop eat…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Another tumblr post 0
User avatar #34 - fuckyouthatswhy (12/30/2014) [-]
well, most of the time I have my hair in a ponytail kind of thing, so it's no problem but eating in early morning is annoying. Also a lot of hair in shower drain, but that's alright.
#35 - viscerys (12/30/2014) [-]
I love having long hair, it's great. Girls seem to dig it, and I can twirl it around my pens if I'm bored.
I tried having it in a ponytail, but I can't. It doesn't work so it kind of lies where it falls.

Ignore the shitty face in the picture, I was showing my friends the cool pocket watch I got for my 18th.
User avatar #118 - unikornanarkyh (12/30/2014) [-]
We got the same mother fuckin' pocket watch!
User avatar #41 - Lainge (12/30/2014) [-]
"I was showing my friends the cool pocket watch I got for my 18th. "
With your fucking face in the picture?
Nah, you're a girl.
User avatar #42 - viscerys (12/30/2014) [-]
Bruh. I was showing it TO a girl who I'd been trying to impress for a few weeks.
#43 - Lainge (12/30/2014) [-]
#44 - viscerys (12/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #36 - fuckyouthatswhy (12/30/2014) [-]
I also love having long hair, if I wouldn't I would probably get it cut. I like to have it free instead of in a ponytail but it looks worse imho, hair is curly and not long enough to be let free and look good
User avatar #37 - viscerys (12/30/2014) [-]
Go to a hairdresser, and ask them to trim it, maybe two to four centimetres, and it'll get a pretty big gain in length, if you really want to get it proper long.
User avatar #38 - fuckyouthatswhy (12/30/2014) [-]
thanks for the advice. I'll try it.
#39 - viscerys (12/30/2014) [-]
Best of luck in your future endeavhairs>
#48 - That's kind of funny. 12/29/2014 on Cannibals +1
#44 - Some people are crazy like that. I have a friend who plays rug… 12/29/2014 on hail hydra 0
#10 - I bet you think you're doing the badass "Are you talkin' … 12/29/2014 on Drunk 0
#60 - But I do see your point, and it's just as valid as mine. 12/29/2014 on Glorious 0
#59 - I disagree. Same way I disagree with there being an option to …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Glorious 0
User avatar #61 - Sperit (12/29/2014) [-]
true
i also think the biggest flaw is the MMR
where the players are ranged on their skill from 1100-4900 right off the bat. That ruined dota ranked because it gives you no real idea on what is good mmr and what is bad mmr because there are new players across the board on it
it would be like if LOL put some people in gold ranking right when they get into ranked matches
#57 - I wasn't saying there is, but if they had different ones for p…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Glorious 0
User avatar #58 - Sperit (12/29/2014) [-]
But if it is recurring feeding it should be a ban-able thing
User avatar #60 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
But I do see your point, and it's just as valid as mine.
User avatar #59 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
I disagree. Same way I disagree with there being an option to report another player for unskillful play. Not everyone will be great at the game right away. People need time.
User avatar #61 - Sperit (12/29/2014) [-]
true
i also think the biggest flaw is the MMR
where the players are ranged on their skill from 1100-4900 right off the bat. That ruined dota ranked because it gives you no real idea on what is good mmr and what is bad mmr because there are new players across the board on it
it would be like if LOL put some people in gold ranking right when they get into ranked matches
#55 - Well, that's different. Some people are just obnoxious, or the…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Glorious 0
User avatar #56 - Sperit (12/29/2014) [-]
they have same que for everyone i think
also i win 66% of the time
User avatar #57 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
I wasn't saying there is, but if they had different ones for people who are good at the game, and for those who are not good at the game, everyone would be happy. And nobody needs to get banned because they need to git gud.
User avatar #58 - Sperit (12/29/2014) [-]
But if it is recurring feeding it should be a ban-able thing
User avatar #60 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
But I do see your point, and it's just as valid as mine.
User avatar #59 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
I disagree. Same way I disagree with there being an option to report another player for unskillful play. Not everyone will be great at the game right away. People need time.
User avatar #61 - Sperit (12/29/2014) [-]
true
i also think the biggest flaw is the MMR
where the players are ranged on their skill from 1100-4900 right off the bat. That ruined dota ranked because it gives you no real idea on what is good mmr and what is bad mmr because there are new players across the board on it
it would be like if LOL put some people in gold ranking right when they get into ranked matches
#52 - That's ******** . That's basically saying "You're n…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Glorious +1
User avatar #54 - Sperit (12/29/2014) [-]
there is a point though
if someone is getting killed a lot it is recommended to go farm and avoid the enemy team or just tag along with the top carry
but people will beg that player who is behind to stop trying to go straight to the enemies and they will do it anyway
User avatar #55 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
Well, that's different. Some people are just obnoxious, or they speak a different language. I don't believe they should be banned, though. Maybe if you play well, you should get pushed up in the game queue or something.
User avatar #56 - Sperit (12/29/2014) [-]
they have same que for everyone i think
also i win 66% of the time
User avatar #57 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
I wasn't saying there is, but if they had different ones for people who are good at the game, and for those who are not good at the game, everyone would be happy. And nobody needs to get banned because they need to git gud.
User avatar #58 - Sperit (12/29/2014) [-]
But if it is recurring feeding it should be a ban-able thing
User avatar #60 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
But I do see your point, and it's just as valid as mine.
User avatar #59 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
I disagree. Same way I disagree with there being an option to report another player for unskillful play. Not everyone will be great at the game right away. People need time.
User avatar #61 - Sperit (12/29/2014) [-]
true
i also think the biggest flaw is the MMR
where the players are ranged on their skill from 1100-4900 right off the bat. That ruined dota ranked because it gives you no real idea on what is good mmr and what is bad mmr because there are new players across the board on it
it would be like if LOL put some people in gold ranking right when they get into ranked matches
#50 - What's 0-10 and why should it be an IP ban?  [+] (10 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Glorious 0
User avatar #51 - Sperit (12/29/2014) [-]
0 kills 10 deaths
because people will just use another account
DOTA and LOL are flooded with people who feed it is very frustrating
User avatar #52 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
That's bullshit. That's basically saying "You're not good at this game, you're not allowed to play it." How are people supposed to improve when they're just new.
User avatar #54 - Sperit (12/29/2014) [-]
there is a point though
if someone is getting killed a lot it is recommended to go farm and avoid the enemy team or just tag along with the top carry
but people will beg that player who is behind to stop trying to go straight to the enemies and they will do it anyway
User avatar #55 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
Well, that's different. Some people are just obnoxious, or they speak a different language. I don't believe they should be banned, though. Maybe if you play well, you should get pushed up in the game queue or something.
User avatar #56 - Sperit (12/29/2014) [-]
they have same que for everyone i think
also i win 66% of the time
User avatar #57 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
I wasn't saying there is, but if they had different ones for people who are good at the game, and for those who are not good at the game, everyone would be happy. And nobody needs to get banned because they need to git gud.
User avatar #58 - Sperit (12/29/2014) [-]
But if it is recurring feeding it should be a ban-able thing
User avatar #60 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
But I do see your point, and it's just as valid as mine.
User avatar #59 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
I disagree. Same way I disagree with there being an option to report another player for unskillful play. Not everyone will be great at the game right away. People need time.
User avatar #61 - Sperit (12/29/2014) [-]
true
i also think the biggest flaw is the MMR
where the players are ranged on their skill from 1100-4900 right off the bat. That ruined dota ranked because it gives you no real idea on what is good mmr and what is bad mmr because there are new players across the board on it
it would be like if LOL put some people in gold ranking right when they get into ranked matches
#56 - So, I assume the kids weren't allowed to drink the kool-aid be… 12/29/2014 on Mass Suicides 0
#76 - I think it's supposed to be "spilled"  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Remember 0
User avatar #81 - kritican (12/30/2014) [-]
I know, I know, but every single time I read it, it said "vomited". Every single time. And I've read it so many times ;-;
#75 - Aww ******* yiss. 12/29/2014 on Want a DJ admin new years... 0
#37 - Do they call you out on it, and say **** like "Yea… 12/29/2014 on Pretend you're an orphan 0
#18 - You're in the wrong place. Go back a content or two. 12/29/2014 on Dishwasher 0
#23 - I felt Fallout 3 was more about the locations you travel to an… 12/29/2014 on (untitled) 0
#65 - I only mentioned Ireland because I live here, and have first-h… 12/29/2014 on hope in the humanity 0
#64 - The police are spitting out the wrong messages all over the pl…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on hope in the humanity +1
User avatar #67 - ihatemakingnames (12/29/2014) [-]
I never really see much either way for the police here (UK). People say they hate them and all but thats usually because they done something wrong.
Though to be fair I don't pay much/any attention to the news so its just from what I hera.
#70 - At the very least, they'd be confirming that she was, in fact,… 12/29/2014 on now you fucked up +1
#61 - Jesus, that's ****** up. I wonder if they were just fol…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2014 on hope in the humanity 0
User avatar #62 - ihatemakingnames (12/29/2014) [-]
Whether it orders or not they were pricks. I would have quit on the spot before doing that. Asking them to move would have been bad enough as its cold and all that and they need shelter.
User avatar #65 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
I only mentioned Ireland because I live here, and have first-hand experience of the cops not giving a shit.
User avatar #64 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
The police are spitting out the wrong messages all over the place. In Ireland, the police are known for not giving two shits. In America, the police are known for being violent thugs and in the UK, I don't even know. They seem to like stealing from homeless people.
User avatar #67 - ihatemakingnames (12/29/2014) [-]
I never really see much either way for the police here (UK). People say they hate them and all but thats usually because they done something wrong.
Though to be fair I don't pay much/any attention to the news so its just from what I hera.
#20 - Just celebrities in general are kind of **** . No matter… 12/29/2014 on it's a sign +5
#30 - He could be crying, zoologyexplain... It could be a low-qualit… 12/29/2014 on get up you lil shit 0
#58 - Wait, what? Confiscating blankets?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/29/2014 on hope in the humanity +1
User avatar #60 - ihatemakingnames (12/29/2014) [-]
Something about clearing public space, don't think they were meant to do it, the article says the chair pf Police and Crime committee of greater London Assembly wrote to them asking why they seized it and all.
Heres the article: www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/police-seize-possessions-of-rough-sleepers-in-crackdown-on-homelessness-8631665.html
#66 - anon (12/29/2014) [-]
If I am not mistaken there are hundreds of places for the homeless to sleep indoors, that's whre the fuckin tax money goes.

Bums and hobos often are thick as clotted cream, that's been left out by some clot, and now the clots are so clotted, you couldn't unclot them with an electric de-clotter. They will deliberately chose terrible ways to live and spend their days, despite there being obvious better options (few of those include not drinking and getting a job).
User avatar #61 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
Jesus, that's fucked up. I wonder if they were just following orders, or if they were just pricks.
User avatar #62 - ihatemakingnames (12/29/2014) [-]
Whether it orders or not they were pricks. I would have quit on the spot before doing that. Asking them to move would have been bad enough as its cold and all that and they need shelter.
User avatar #65 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
I only mentioned Ireland because I live here, and have first-hand experience of the cops not giving a shit.
User avatar #64 - viscerys (12/29/2014) [-]
The police are spitting out the wrong messages all over the place. In Ireland, the police are known for not giving two shits. In America, the police are known for being violent thugs and in the UK, I don't even know. They seem to like stealing from homeless people.
User avatar #67 - ihatemakingnames (12/29/2014) [-]
I never really see much either way for the police here (UK). People say they hate them and all but thats usually because they done something wrong.
Though to be fair I don't pay much/any attention to the news so its just from what I hera.
#68 - I was more along the lines of "Oh **** !" 12/29/2014 on Advancing in Technology 0

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