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Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:7/23/2014
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#362 - Though you could have been making a play on words there,…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2013 on A school protest 0
User avatar #363 - manbearpigchild (12/25/2013) [-]
Did not know that... Thanks, bud.
User avatar #434 - viscerys (12/26/2013) [-]
Always happy to help out a non-troll in need.
#161 - I too occasionally obese people. It's quite an activity to do …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/24/2013 on facts +3
#167 - bouazizforever (12/24/2013) [-]
Man, I used to obese people but now I'm just not into it anymore
User avatar #171 - itsthatguyagain (12/24/2013) [-]
I used to obese people all the time, but obesing people just isn't as much fun any more.
#175 - bouazizforever (12/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, I remember the old days when obesing people was so much fun, but now I rarely do. When I need to relax, obesing people is the thing.
User avatar #206 - leonhardtv (12/24/2013) [-]
I was obesed once in college.
#208 - bouazizforever (12/24/2013) [-]
Oh, man, I'm sorry. Don't talk about it if you don't want to.
#160 - Laura Buxton does NOT look ten. 12/24/2013 on facts +1
#42 - No idea, but I think he got it and then deleted his account. 12/24/2013 on Pretty fucking awesome 0
#39 - It no longer matters if you give them red thumbs. Someone alre…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2013 on Pretty fucking awesome 0
User avatar #40 - Leopard (12/24/2013) [-]
who?
User avatar #42 - viscerys (12/24/2013) [-]
No idea, but I think he got it and then deleted his account.
#126 - So, hold on a second. You're on a website that involves a heav… 12/24/2013 on get your shit together +2
#123 - Aw yiss.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2013 on get your shit together +1
User avatar #125 - mitchr (12/24/2013) [-]
They're just good quotes.
And they make sense.
And that last one is why I hated my English class last year.
Fuckin' talked more about burning Fahrenheit 451 than reading it, and no, I am not exaggerating. Fucking gahhhhhhhhhhhha[ut[stglucfsfvnuaslmc hdfs,anchslzc DFSL I hated those fuckers so fucking much. Fucking fuck them. Argh.
User avatar #172 - fishercat (12/24/2013) [-]
I feel your pain man. Wanted to slap the upside of their robotic heads.
Fahrenheit 451 was a good book though. Glad to have read it.
#174 - anonymous (12/24/2013) [-]
you guys should take a look at the mars chronicles, its a pretty neat collection of short stories, some of them similar to farenheit
#118 - "To destroy a book is to destroy reason itself" - So…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/24/2013 on get your shit together +3
#128 - gongthehawkeye (12/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #121 - mitchr (12/24/2013) [-]
"You don't have to ban books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them."
Ray Bradbury.

Shit, book reading quotes are the best.
User avatar #123 - viscerys (12/24/2013) [-]
Aw yiss.
User avatar #125 - mitchr (12/24/2013) [-]
They're just good quotes.
And they make sense.
And that last one is why I hated my English class last year.
Fuckin' talked more about burning Fahrenheit 451 than reading it, and no, I am not exaggerating. Fucking gahhhhhhhhhhhha[ut[stglucfsfvnuaslmc hdfs,anchslzc DFSL I hated those fuckers so fucking much. Fucking fuck them. Argh.
User avatar #172 - fishercat (12/24/2013) [-]
I feel your pain man. Wanted to slap the upside of their robotic heads.
Fahrenheit 451 was a good book though. Glad to have read it.
#174 - anonymous (12/24/2013) [-]
you guys should take a look at the mars chronicles, its a pretty neat collection of short stories, some of them similar to farenheit
#488 - Now, clean your room and get ready for school. 12/23/2013 on rolling is fun 0
#486 - You'll do as you're told, young man.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/23/2013 on rolling is fun 0
User avatar #487 - boobpube (12/23/2013) [-]
yes sir
User avatar #488 - viscerys (12/23/2013) [-]
Now, clean your room and get ready for school.
#483 - fkn mess u up fgt. i dyd ur mum  [+] (4 new replies) 12/23/2013 on rolling is fun 0
User avatar #485 - boobpube (12/23/2013) [-]
well im not going to call you Dad, I dont care what my mum says EVER!
User avatar #486 - viscerys (12/23/2013) [-]
You'll do as you're told, young man.
User avatar #487 - boobpube (12/23/2013) [-]
yes sir
User avatar #488 - viscerys (12/23/2013) [-]
Now, clean your room and get ready for school.
#13 - Not the Cumdrop buttons! 12/22/2013 on That's not how you eat those. +52
#19 - More like Mount & Blade 12/22/2013 on a work of art +3
#22 - Why not just do the evil stuff and tell the people that it's t…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/22/2013 on Video game franchises as... +2
User avatar #23 - darthblam (12/22/2013) [-]
I agree, but that's not an option.
User avatar #26 - royalwerewolf (12/22/2013) [-]
Well the are making an HD remake of lostchapters
User avatar #27 - darthblam (12/22/2013) [-]
I'm aware of this. I want it.
User avatar #30 - royalwerewolf (12/22/2013) [-]
when I first played it I accidently made my dude look like chuck norris and didn't notice until my bro pointed it out
that was the first I ever heard of the norris
#215 - anonymous (12/23/2013) [-]
Take out all the gold from the treasury, invest it in land (make rent as high as you want), continue to gather money until you have enough to pay back your debts and defend the kingdom. Easy.
User avatar #218 - royalwerewolf (12/23/2013) [-]
What?
I was talking about fable lost chapters
and that shit is easy to understand
hell I didn;t need to use the Treasury at all
#41 - Ah. 12/22/2013 on please don´t feed the... 0
#39 - What is it? My eyes are broked.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on please don´t feed the... 0
User avatar #40 - darthblam (12/22/2013) [-]
Someone slapping their ass.
User avatar #41 - viscerys (12/22/2013) [-]
Ah.
#259 - I reckon if you see a mushroom cloud at all, you should evacua…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on Fallout Boy +1
#264 - tinglyturtletaint (12/22/2013) [-]
Nah
User avatar #291 - yorker (12/22/2013) [-]
was a damn fine show.
#15 - Shut the fuck up nobody cares.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2013 on The best Gate Agent +54
#42 - witislimited (12/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 - commonly (12/22/2013) [-]
I care
#105 - It could be a want to fit in with a group? 12/22/2013 on my condolences 0
#103 - This. All of the this. 12/22/2013 on my condolences +5
#273 - I think he meant the movie. 12/22/2013 on Whoa.. 0
#117 - Probably weren't his. That was probably his PR department. 12/22/2013 on Gold 0
#153 - steelwoolsheep! You're an asshole!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Whoa.. +2
User avatar #193 - steelwoolsheep (12/22/2013) [-]
wat i do?
#154 - dross (12/21/2013) [-]
Fuck the police, I can take it. When I watched the scene when I was younger I thought "Yeah, I can kinda see why they did that". Just highlights prejudice.
#57 - Sheeit. 12/21/2013 on Gold 0
#93 - I had a blue one. 12/21/2013 on BADDEST 0
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#69 - insaneiare (07/10/2013) [-]
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#67 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Just so you know, some autistic brony fag rolled you and they're calling you a nigger.

I'm sorry bro. But we can't handle these autists.
User avatar #70 to #67 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
why you think he cares at all faggot?
User avatar #66 - newbrony (07/10/2013) [-]
HEY HEY HEY



YOU'RE A NIGGER!
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#59 - kingarther (04/16/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #60 to #59 - viscerys (04/16/2013) [-]
Whaddap.
User avatar #57 - thatrussianhoe (01/14/2013) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #58 to #57 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
Good day to you.
User avatar #56 - kingarther (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #54 - pedobearandson (01/10/2013) [-]
kinda sad to see the whole world by us thing didn't take off, did you try it anywhere else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - viscerys (01/10/2013) [-]
Tried it on Reddit and on another World-Building RPG Site. It didn't take of there either, sadly.
User avatar #37 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
nono, I' meant i would give one for free, but thank though :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Huh? Did I mess up a trade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh, crap. I sent you a torso... Facepalm... Could you trade a pair of legs for it? Pwease?
User avatar #18 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I think kim jong might have turned off Items and tradeing to fuck around with them
User avatar #19 to #18 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, Items haven't been showing up in a while.
#20 to #19 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
In short. As far as I can tell: We've all been:
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#21 to #20 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I get my life back for awhile
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! I was clicking random and my post came up!
#23 to #22 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
cool, I wonder how often that happens
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Sarcasm?
User avatar #13 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Bored. Trying to figure out FLStudio. MY BRAAAAIN!
User avatar #16 to #15 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
FAHK! My headset just died. I MUST CHARGE IT!!!
#17 to #16 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
It hungers
It hungers
#11 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
Here is your first pony image
Here is your first pony image
User avatar #12 to #11 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! Rarity!
User avatar #4 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I do, why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! VeloSIRaptor!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen my Items yet
User avatar #9 to #6 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
MOTHERFUCKER! YOU DON'T GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING VELOSIRAPTOR!!!


I apologise...
#3 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
watch this for a while
watch this for a while
User avatar #7 to #3 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
What in the actual FUCK is that!?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
applejack trying to get cupcakes off Pinkie
User avatar #10 to #8 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
*shudders*
#1 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I took your Profile Virginity
I took your Profile Virginity
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