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Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:11/24/2014
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#261 - bcoz my spyn dusn't bend dat way bb.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on When you hear your voice on... +1
#263 - viscerys (11/03/2014) [-]
lez do eet
#48 - It wasn't always pointless. People made it so. 11/02/2014 on Revin up for no fap 0
#47 - I'm not skilled enough at killing people with wheels. I was ju…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on Who Dies Puzzle +1
#48 - deusvult (11/02/2014) [-]
Cool. I was just being autistic.

Thought it would be a good way to blend in.
#44 - It just doesn't look like there's enough force behind it to ki…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Who Dies Puzzle 0
#46 - deusvult (11/02/2014) [-]
If he was held still, that would break his neck.

I do think that he in reality would have been moved back, first.

Still would kill him if he didn't get medical aid afterwards, though. Look at the size of the wheel compared to him- that's solid wood. That's going to hurt...
User avatar #47 - viscerys (11/02/2014) [-]
I'm not skilled enough at killing people with wheels. I was just observing.
#48 - deusvult (11/02/2014) [-]
Cool. I was just being autistic.

Thought it would be a good way to blend in.
#54 - I'm not alone! 11/02/2014 on WHAT 0
#52 - **** . **** . I'm a complete **…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on WHAT +1
#53 - mayoroftownsville (11/02/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I'm a retard too. Thanks.
#54 - viscerys (11/02/2014) [-]
I'm not alone!
#51 - He rolled himself.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2014 on WHAT 0
User avatar #52 - viscerys (11/02/2014) [-]
Fuck. Shit. I'm a complete fucking retard. He rolled a picture while talking about one tear. There was one tear in the picture.
#53 - mayoroftownsville (11/02/2014) [-]
Don't worry, I'm a retard too. Thanks.
#54 - viscerys (11/02/2014) [-]
I'm not alone!
#38 - Picture 11/02/2014 on /b/ being /b/ 0
#37 - **viscerys rolls 3,536**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on /b/ being /b/ 0
#38 - viscerys (11/02/2014) [-]
#42 - No shave November is supposed to be a charity event, in which …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Revin up for no fap 0
#47 - Womens Study Major (11/02/2014) [-]
Yeah so like I said useless and pointless because no one does shit for charity.
User avatar #48 - viscerys (11/02/2014) [-]
It wasn't always pointless. People made it so.
#10 - If I hadn't seen this at least eight times before, I'd be will… 11/02/2014 on Metal 0
#23 - Well, the entirety of Ireland almost died because the potatoes… 11/02/2014 on Which fruit or vegetable? 0
#27 - That is quite possibly the most retarded thing I've seen all day. 11/02/2014 on Chivalry Ain't Dead +4
#42 - I'll have to look it up. Thanks  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on 4 Stages of Pizza Bargaining +1
User avatar #43 - ampy (11/02/2014) [-]
Blood, gore, sex, violence, rape, child rape...what more can you ask for?
#40 - Anyone got sauce on this one? Looks cool as **** .  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2014 on 4 Stages of Pizza Bargaining +1
#41 - ampy (11/02/2014) [-]
Berserk, and it's fucking badass.
User avatar #42 - viscerys (11/02/2014) [-]
I'll have to look it up. Thanks
User avatar #43 - ampy (11/02/2014) [-]
Blood, gore, sex, violence, rape, child rape...what more can you ask for?
#36 - Surely it wouldn't kill B, unless his spine was made of paper maché  [+] (5 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Who Dies Puzzle 0
#43 - deusvult (11/02/2014) [-]
Are you saying that getting your head knocked back by an xbox heug wooden block wouldn't kill you?

It's not like people think that was a method of execution, or anything. Oh wait: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaking_wheel
Although people in general seem to have developed a fuck-tonne of different ways of executing people with wooden wheels.
User avatar #44 - viscerys (11/02/2014) [-]
It just doesn't look like there's enough force behind it to kill the guy.
#46 - deusvult (11/02/2014) [-]
If he was held still, that would break his neck.

I do think that he in reality would have been moved back, first.

Still would kill him if he didn't get medical aid afterwards, though. Look at the size of the wheel compared to him- that's solid wood. That's going to hurt...
User avatar #47 - viscerys (11/02/2014) [-]
I'm not skilled enough at killing people with wheels. I was just observing.
#48 - deusvult (11/02/2014) [-]
Cool. I was just being autistic.

Thought it would be a good way to blend in.
#51 - Well, 5cents makes 30$. There's a chance he gave the guys who … 11/02/2014 on Go big or go home 0
#49 - "For like almost 6 cents a bottle." You made an…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Go big or go home +6
User avatar #62 - pinethrush (11/06/2014) [-]
If you say something's on sale or at a reduced price, and you say it's "almost" a price, don't people usually mean it almost went down to that price? So it could possibly mean more than 36?
User avatar #50 - notnewaccount (11/02/2014) [-]
That's not accurate, but the result is. How comes it?
User avatar #51 - viscerys (11/02/2014) [-]
Well, 5cents makes 30$. There's a chance he gave the guys who helped him move it all a bit extra.
#90 - I'm curious as to whether or not that would ever go away.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #92 - womo (11/02/2014) [-]
I doubt it, stretch marks never actually "go away" they just fade over time to a silver-skin like colour.
#103 - Someone explain the one with the kid bringing the dinner to th… 11/02/2014 on Korean comic comp (part 2) 0
#100 - Aw **** . Sorry to hear that, dude.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on RAPE 0
User avatar #102 - aldothenazi (11/02/2014) [-]
Its alright till I get my car back. Once I start driving, finnish cops got thease 360 angle cameras that read the license plate and if the owner of car has offenses, you prolly get the idea what they gon do.
#97 - Oh, aye. Not too bad. I guess it's the name attached to it. &q…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2014 on RAPE 0
User avatar #98 - aldothenazi (11/02/2014) [-]
Cant do fighting sports , also I got charged with criminal fines and I dont have money to pay so now if cops see me, im going to jail for month or two..
User avatar #100 - viscerys (11/02/2014) [-]
Aw shit. Sorry to hear that, dude.
User avatar #102 - aldothenazi (11/02/2014) [-]
Its alright till I get my car back. Once I start driving, finnish cops got thease 360 angle cameras that read the license plate and if the owner of car has offenses, you prolly get the idea what they gon do.
#34 - It's Shadman. He probably did. 11/02/2014 on When shadbase used to be funny +6
#93 - Violent abuse? Care to say why? I'm just curious.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/02/2014 on RAPE 0
User avatar #96 - aldothenazi (11/02/2014) [-]
Might be I used wrong term here.
User avatar #95 - aldothenazi (11/02/2014) [-]
He hit me first, I hit him back albeit harder so I got charged.
User avatar #97 - viscerys (11/02/2014) [-]
Oh, aye. Not too bad. I guess it's the name attached to it. "Violent Abuse" sounds like you'd been beating kids or some shit. I hope the records don't impact too much on your life, bud.
User avatar #98 - aldothenazi (11/02/2014) [-]
Cant do fighting sports , also I got charged with criminal fines and I dont have money to pay so now if cops see me, im going to jail for month or two..
User avatar #100 - viscerys (11/02/2014) [-]
Aw shit. Sorry to hear that, dude.
User avatar #102 - aldothenazi (11/02/2014) [-]
Its alright till I get my car back. Once I start driving, finnish cops got thease 360 angle cameras that read the license plate and if the owner of car has offenses, you prolly get the idea what they gon do.
#122 - I sound like this guy. Because I am this guy. Yeah, I … 11/02/2014 on When you hear your voice on... 0
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#69 - insaneiare (07/10/2013) [-]
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#67 - Womens Study Major (07/10/2013) [-]
Just so you know, some autistic brony fag rolled you and they're calling you a ****** .

I'm sorry bro. But we can't handle these autists.
User avatar #70 to #67 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
why you think he cares at all faggot?
User avatar #66 - newbrony ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
HEY HEY HEY



YOU'RE A ****** !
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#59 - kingarther (04/16/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #60 to #59 - viscerys (04/16/2013) [-]
Whaddap.
User avatar #57 - thatrussianhoe (01/14/2013) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #58 to #57 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
Good day to you.
User avatar #56 - kingarther (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #54 - pedobearandson (01/10/2013) [-]
kinda sad to see the whole world by us thing didn't take off, did you try it anywhere else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - viscerys (01/10/2013) [-]
Tried it on Reddit and on another World-Building RPG Site. It didn't take of there either, sadly.
User avatar #37 - reican ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
nono, I' meant i would give one for free, but thank though :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Huh? Did I mess up a trade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh, crap. I sent you a torso... Facepalm... Could you trade a pair of legs for it? Pwease?
User avatar #18 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I think kim jong might have turned off Items and tradeing to **** around with them
User avatar #19 to #18 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, Items haven't been showing up in a while.
#20 to #19 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
In short. As far as I can tell: We've all been:
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#21 to #20 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I get my life back for awhile
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! I was clicking random and my post came up!
#23 to #22 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
cool, I wonder how often that happens
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Sarcasm?
User avatar #13 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Bored. Trying to figure out FLStudio. MY BRAAAAIN!
User avatar #16 to #15 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
FAHK! My headset just died. I MUST CHARGE IT!!!
#17 to #16 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
It hungers
It hungers
#11 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
Here is your first pony image
Here is your first pony image
User avatar #12 to #11 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! Rarity!
User avatar #4 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I do, why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! VeloSIRaptor!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen my Items yet
User avatar #9 to #6 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
************ ! YOU DON'T GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER ******* VELOSIRAPTOR!!!


I apologise...
#3 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
watch this for a while
watch this for a while
User avatar #7 to #3 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
What in the actual **** is that!?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
applejack trying to get cupcakes off Pinkie
User avatar #10 to #8 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
*shudders*
#1 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I took your Profile Virginity
I took your Profile Virginity
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