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#58 - Apollo 18 is what you're thinking of. Pretty good movie. 01/31/2016 on nasa knows +3
#49 - Nords mustard and rice.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/31/2016 on /k/ old but gold +6
#91 - derpwolf (01/31/2016) [-]
I liked being a mounted archer, myself. Still, if it came down to defending or attacking castles or cities, we could still hold our own.
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#93 - viscerys (01/31/2016) [-]
Only issues I have playing as Nords is the fucking Sea Raiders. They absolutely wreck.
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#99 - insominus (02/01/2016) [-]
The first time I opened that dialogue with a sea raider, I nearly jumped out of my seat at the "I VILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL" because I hadn't heard any speech up til that point.

At least Sea Raiders drop good loot, unlike Desert Bandits who will fuck you up good early game
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#100 - viscerys (02/02/2016) [-]
I can't remember what their loot is like in Native, but in Floris Expanded, Sea Raiders carry some pretty high-level loot, and roam around in packs of 30+. Like, I think their staple is the raider hauberk, which gives something like 40 protection, and they have javelins, which fuck up your low-level units without shields, and do shit loads of damage to the shields of those who have them.

I usually just fight tundra bandits, since even Vaegir levies can walk all over them.
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#94 - derpwolf (01/31/2016) [-]
I put nords in my army later in the game when I decided to become my own queen Ragnar refused to surrender even after ALL his vassals left to join other countries and they had a hard time keeping up with the vanguard of my forces. But that's the price you pay for almost unkillable Huscarls.
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#95 - viscerys (01/31/2016) [-]
Nords are indeed a hardy people. I just love charging lads, flinging axes at them the whole time. Brutal shit.
#48 - It seems to have a style similar to Oglaf, which could explain that.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/31/2016 on /k/ old but gold +26
#81 - valigar (01/31/2016) [-]
You're a disgrace to the Targaryen Name.

You didn't even fuck your sister, are you even trying?
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#82 - viscerys (01/31/2016) [-]
I came up with it before I even heard of Game of Thrones. I used to try making shit electronic music when I was like 16, and wanted an alias. So I changed "visceral" around.
#90 - valigar (01/31/2016) [-]
Now I deel like a dick.

That's kool though- I did the same with my screen name, thinking about a twist on valiant or something while thinking about character names. I wonder how often that happens, people coming up with the same words independent of one another
#92 - viscerys (01/31/2016) [-]
Don't feel like a dick at all, man. Literally zero way you could've possibly known.
#97 - valigar (02/01/2016) [-]
That vid made my day xD haven't seen it in a while

This is true, I'll cease my dick-feeling-like-ness

for now
#68 - anon (01/31/2016) [-]
Just looked Oglaf up.
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#98 - valigar (02/01/2016) [-]
Laterally the best site to oggle and laugh
#100 - They won't end up killing you on the spot, but denying that th…  [+] (16 new replies) 01/31/2016 on Smoking Kills -1
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#118 - tkfourtwoone (01/31/2016) [-]
"but denying that they smell like shit is stupid"

No, it's not stupid AND it highly depends on the tobacco. Pipe tobacco is especially quite a pleasant smell.
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#174 - viscerys (01/31/2016) [-]
Man, I don't know what you're on about but tobacco smells like shit.
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#175 - tkfourtwoone (01/31/2016) [-]
For you. For quite a few people, high quality tobacco smell is quite pleasant.
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#176 - viscerys (01/31/2016) [-]
Let's agree to disagree. It's a bad habit no matter what way you look at it.
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#177 - tkfourtwoone (01/31/2016) [-]
Why is it a bad habit?!

It's a vice, just like drinking alcohol or coffee or fatty foods.
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#185 - drpenguinz (02/01/2016) [-]
smoking = drinking coffee
yeah and doing cocaine is like chewing gum

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#186 - tkfourtwoone (02/01/2016) [-]
Yes, smoking 1 cigarette is just as harmful as drinking 1 cup of coffee.

It's all about quantity, after all.
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#187 - drpenguinz (02/01/2016) [-]
top kek
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#188 - tkfourtwoone (02/01/2016) [-]
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
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#178 - viscerys (01/31/2016) [-]
Because it's willfully inhaling toxins into your lungs, and its easy as shit to get addicted to.
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#179 - tkfourtwoone (01/31/2016) [-]
As opposed to drinking what is basically poison for your body (but through evolution, your body has learned to assimilate and benefit a bit from it) and get shitfaced and start becoming violent or whatever.

OR as opposed to eating literal poison like fast food.

Honestly, out of all the possible legal vices, cigarettes are the least harmful.
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#180 - viscerys (01/31/2016) [-]
Man, smoking, drinking, binge-eating are all bad habits.
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#182 - tkfourtwoone (02/01/2016) [-]
No, they're VICES. A bad habit would be farting or picking your nose in public or scratching your head with greasy hands or something. Learn the difference.
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#183 - viscerys (02/01/2016) [-]
You have no idea what you're talking about do you
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#184 - tkfourtwoone (02/01/2016) [-]
I believe YOU are the one blowing things completely out of proportion and not being able to make the difference between "bad habit" and "vice"
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#189 - viscerys (02/01/2016) [-]
Grand so, I'll admit I was technically wrong, but I'm going to keep calling it a bad habit, and you're gonna keep calling it a vice. That's the good thing about opinion.
#67 - That kind of **** is generally what happens when people get ma… 01/31/2016 on Random fact off 0
#43 - "I DON'T LIKE THIS, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO EITHER!" … 01/30/2016 on Ohhh... +1
#191 - Think about it. Roman times were over a thousand years ago, an… 01/29/2016 on maxson rulez, synths droolz! 0
#190 - Anyway, **** the Outcasts. Only reason I spoke to them was to … 01/29/2016 on maxson rulez, synths droolz! 0
#151 - How're you supposed to say it then?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2016 on maxson rulez, synths droolz! 0
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#161 - dangler (01/28/2016) [-]
In Roman times it would have been pronounced more like a 'w'. 'V' was used as both a consonant and a vowel, being like a 'u' and a 'w', letters that would eventually be created from the 'v', as the alphabet did not contain those two letters at the time (nor did it contain the letter 'j' which came from the consonantal 'i'). eg "e plvribvs vnvm"
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#191 - viscerys (01/29/2016) [-]
Think about it. Roman times were over a thousand years ago, and between that and Fallout's present date, there was a massive nuclear war. Shit's bound to get changed/forgotten
#147 - Actually, I think the brotherhood was always about hoarding te…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2016 on maxson rulez, synths droolz! +1
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#163 - thesovereigngrave (01/28/2016) [-]
I don't think Roger Maxson really gave a damn about "non-humans" at all.
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#157 - severepwner (01/28/2016) [-]
Correction. The Outcasts exiled themselves, the chapter actually mourned their departure greatly.

Meanwhile the Outcasts did what they were originally there to do, all while circlejerking "Man fuck Lyons! Fuck everyone in the Capital Wasteland!"
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#190 - viscerys (01/29/2016) [-]
Anyway, fuck the Outcasts. Only reason I spoke to them was to get their cool armour and trading fusion cells for stimpaks.