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viscerys

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:7/01/2015
Location:Yer mam
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#86 - Jump-scares are to horror what fart jokes are to comedy. 06/30/2015 on Good Night 0
#113 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2015 on How to fix the red ring of... +2
User avatar #146 - nurucio (06/30/2015) [-]
The hero of Canton, the man they call Jaaaaaayne
#147 - viscerys (06/30/2015) [-]
He robbed from the rich and he... Gave to the poor! Stood up to the man and he... Gave 'im what for!

I fucking love Firefly and I fucking love you for also liking Firefly.
#148 - nurucio (06/30/2015) [-]
It broke my heart when they murdered it.
#149 - viscerys (06/30/2015) [-]
I hold out hope that Telltale games can some day pick up the IP.
#71 - Man, I'd have lorded that. Bring a bag of fish and chips and I… 06/28/2015 on My Parties +2
#52 - Dishevelled Rockatansky 06/27/2015 on no hetero 0
#94 - Yeah, but it can taste like apples n **** . Plus, you do… 06/27/2015 on best anti-smoking commercial 0
#68 - Now, y'see; therein is my biggest problem. I often feel like I…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on Spiders +1
User avatar #69 - zerotzallander (06/27/2015) [-]
You're welcome!
#66 - I'll check it out at some point. Can't find a good download though  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Spiders 0
User avatar #68 - viscerys (06/27/2015) [-]
Now, y'see; therein is my biggest problem. I often feel like I'm "above" just googling "download X". If I go to a specific site and can't find it, I'm usually okay with just giving up. Thank you kind stranger.
User avatar #69 - zerotzallander (06/27/2015) [-]
You're welcome!
#172 - Yeah, but it wasn't so much a story about the chief, was it? I…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on Set in space 0
User avatar #173 - huntergriff (06/27/2015) [-]
That's true.
#63 - You seen it? I'm intrigued.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Spiders 0
User avatar #65 - zerotzallander (06/27/2015) [-]
I've seen it yeah. You should watch it for giggles!
User avatar #66 - viscerys (06/27/2015) [-]
I'll check it out at some point. Can't find a good download though
User avatar #68 - viscerys (06/27/2015) [-]
Now, y'see; therein is my biggest problem. I often feel like I'm "above" just googling "download X". If I go to a specific site and can't find it, I'm usually okay with just giving up. Thank you kind stranger.
User avatar #69 - zerotzallander (06/27/2015) [-]
You're welcome!
#61 - Man, that was awesome. MebM entirely unrelated. 06/27/2015 on Spiders +2
#167 - Oh, right. I have to watch nightfall, and I watcched Forward U…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Set in space 0
User avatar #185 - darthblam (06/27/2015) [-]
Don't bother with Nightfall. It's basically just supposed to be a kind of back story for Agent Locke, a new character in Halo 5, but it's just not worth it.
The writing is pretentious, the effects are cheap, and the acting is awful.
And to make everything else about it suck, it has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of Halo lore, other than Locke being there.
User avatar #170 - huntergriff (06/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, Forward unto dawn is on netflix still i think. It's not too bad, it's pretty cool, but they could have shown the chief more.
User avatar #172 - viscerys (06/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it wasn't so much a story about the chief, was it? It was more about Lasky and how he tied into Halo 4?
User avatar #173 - huntergriff (06/27/2015) [-]
That's true.
#164 - There are halo movies??  [+] (8 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Set in space 0
User avatar #166 - huntergriff (06/27/2015) [-]
Halo nightfall, halo legends, and halo forward unto dawn. and pretty soon a halo TV Show made by steven spielberg.
User avatar #168 - clavatninenine (06/27/2015) [-]
Nightfal made me want to kill myself, legends made me want to kill somebody else, forward unto dawn sated my suicidal desires, and infinity sated my homicidal desires. The result was perfect equilibrium.
User avatar #169 - huntergriff (06/27/2015) [-]
I liked nightfall. The only thing i didn't like about it was the new aliens, the lekgolo somehow surviving, despite the fact that they blew up the ring, and the fact that they never explained what the compound was, which means it will probably never get mentioned again.
User avatar #167 - viscerys (06/27/2015) [-]
Oh, right. I have to watch nightfall, and I watcched Forward Unto Dawn when it was put up as a series. I didn't know they'd mushed it into a movie.

The hype for that series begins now though.
User avatar #185 - darthblam (06/27/2015) [-]
Don't bother with Nightfall. It's basically just supposed to be a kind of back story for Agent Locke, a new character in Halo 5, but it's just not worth it.
The writing is pretentious, the effects are cheap, and the acting is awful.
And to make everything else about it suck, it has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of Halo lore, other than Locke being there.
User avatar #170 - huntergriff (06/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, Forward unto dawn is on netflix still i think. It's not too bad, it's pretty cool, but they could have shown the chief more.
User avatar #172 - viscerys (06/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it wasn't so much a story about the chief, was it? It was more about Lasky and how he tied into Halo 4?
User avatar #173 - huntergriff (06/27/2015) [-]
That's true.
#140 - It's almost like it's a piece of fiction. Almost, but not quit…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on Set in space 0
User avatar #194 - usadbro (06/27/2015) [-]
Yeah all the lines were improvised while a go pro happened to be on
#158 - dear god... 06/27/2015 on Everything is Fine +6
#107 - Real draught is pulled straight from a keg through a pump and … 06/27/2015 on Police brutality 0
#41 - If you're employing a spy, you need that spy to not go somewhe…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2015 on Jackie Chan Facts +18
#70 - amuzen (06/26/2015) [-]
generally speaking a spy isn't like a kung-fu action hero secret agent that breaks into places and saves the day, usually it's just someone that lives in an area or does some sort of job and passes on information to some outside faction.
They don't generally handle top secret super classified information like nuclear launch codes and that kind of thing, they usually handle information like 'the police patrol this block at such and such an hour, or this is the layout of this city block'

Spy isn't exactly a full time profession and most 'spies' either do it because they've got a shit lot in life and need the little bit of extra cash, or because they legitimately hate the situation of where they're living and support the enemy cause.

A less romanticized word for the common spy is informant.
#75 - Not quite. That's kinda like saying Xbox One games should be p…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2015 on Todd Howard on the 10th of... -1
User avatar #81 - clasp (06/26/2015) [-]
I have a iphone 6, and the game is unplayable. It crashes on launch right now. I reset my phone/process of it etc with no effect. Only thing that worked was uninstalling the game, which wipes all memory. Not sure what triggers it but happens at a certain point.
#66 - If it's cooking, cleaning, hiking, flowers, nature, knitting, … 06/26/2015 on Talk About the Passion 0
#104 - Raining outside in Cork. Some ******* summer isn't it? 06/26/2015 on Police brutality 0
#103 - There ARE yield signs which are basically the same thing. BUT,… 06/26/2015 on Police brutality 0
#102 - There's your problem; you had a can of Guiness. You haven't li…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2015 on Police brutality 0
User avatar #106 - theugandanhero (06/26/2015) [-]
The can I said had "Draught" right under the "Guinness"
User avatar #107 - viscerys (06/27/2015) [-]
Real draught is pulled straight from a keg through a pump and all manner of tubes, with a fob that gets gas going through it to foam up the head. That's what the little ball in the can is; it's called a fob.

However, no matter how much it says Draught on a can, it won't be the same as if it was pulled at a bar.
#161 - How stuff works has an awesome podcast. Peeps should check it out. 06/22/2015 on 25 Killer Websites that... 0
#112 - Silent webms are for communists. 06/21/2015 on Kp comp 0
#36 - Man, thats' a choon. 06/16/2015 on Anon has sex with his bf 0
#298 - Oh no you got mee 06/16/2015 on Bethesda ended E3 before it... 0

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