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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Yer mam
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Times Content Favorited:165 times
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#66 - Woah. I had a brain thinky thing. If it's a public place, then…  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on what a jerk 0
User avatar #68 - fuzzyballs (21 hours ago) [-]
that's kinda what makes it kinky, the possibility of getting caught
some places are a bit too public, don't have sex in a car park unless you want to be caught (or have someone call the cops)
#155 - I would, but I can't be assed. Additionally, I'd rather not ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on except when it's free 0
#160 - rollfourexplain (21 hours ago) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 4,355**

Dick callouses? ????????? I don't know what you mean.
User avatar #167 - viscerys (20 hours ago) [-]
I looked it up, out of curiosity. Having nothing there to protect your dick from rubbing against your pants and stuff builds up callouses and reduces sensitivity.
#147 - Bitch, it exists for a reason, otherwise we would have evolved…  [+] (4 new replies) 22 hours ago on except when it's free +2
#149 - rollfourexplain (22 hours ago) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 5,611**

Not necessarily. The human body has several redundancies in it. There's also no harm done in properly removing it.

Take a gander at #16 instead of continuing the conversation, maybe?
User avatar #155 - viscerys (22 hours ago) [-]
I would, but I can't be assed. Additionally, I'd rather not have a callous on my dick.
#160 - rollfourexplain (21 hours ago) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 4,355**

Dick callouses? ????????? I don't know what you mean.
User avatar #167 - viscerys (20 hours ago) [-]
I looked it up, out of curiosity. Having nothing there to protect your dick from rubbing against your pants and stuff builds up callouses and reduces sensitivity.
#157 - Picture 23 hours ago on meme done right +1
#38 - So he follows her around, eating all her food until she starve… 12/17/2014 on Sims gone bad +1
#96 - Not a ******* problem bro. One more thing is that… 12/17/2014 on Love 0
#89 - Don't write yourself off yet, bro! The sea's full of fish. …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Love +1
#93 - anonasuser (12/17/2014) [-]
i like watching movies and TV shows on my couch
i don't think they have clubs for that
but you're right
gotta stay positive
thanks fag
srsly thanks
#96 - viscerys (12/17/2014) [-]
Not a fuckin' problem bro. One more thing is that you probably won't find clubs for TV shows and movies, but if you go to clubs for things like gaming or other hobbies, you'll no doubt find people who also share interests. The closest I've gotten to a gf is from founding an anime society in school. She rejected the shit out of me. Turns out she got with a guy the day before I asked her.
#30 - Heh. Joint pain. 12/16/2014 on Dad no... +5
#121 - Because if he died they'd have to wait for the next oneto grow up. 12/16/2014 on Tear Bending..... 0
#26 - I can't be the only one that finds that ******* t…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on Take On Me +15
#27 - enzio (12/16/2014) [-]
#164 - I'm always afraid that someone's invented a invisible car, and… 12/15/2014 on Spoopy fears comp 0
#161 - The thing about feeling absolutely nothing, is that it wouldn'… 12/15/2014 on Spoopy fears comp 0
#161 - I laughed. Quite loudly. 12/15/2014 on feel old yet? 0
#127 - Fixed - Faith in rich people restored  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Faith in black people restored -1
User avatar #136 - mrgoodlove (12/13/2014) [-]
But he's not rich... he declined the 37 million
#87 - I wonder how people would react to someone who's been doxxed a…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on There's a strong woman for you 0
#126 - drewjitsu (12/13/2014) [-]
I'll try to find out. Gotta make a tumblr and be very careful to only mock the SJW. Can't be perceived as legitimately misogynist, just need to get their panties in a bunch.

OOOOOhhh....i know what I'll do. "No, this is Patrick."
#67 - What's that gif from?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on RIP Ralph Baer 0
User avatar #68 - wolfwithglasses (12/08/2014) [-]
idk,but it's awesome.
#72 - Fapped around 12. Still not done the sexies at 18. 12/08/2014 on Sex talk +1
#317 - Can someone tell me what she has to do with Mirror's Edge 2? S… 12/08/2014 on Anita Sarkeesian is doing... 0
#316 - But it's not proof that women aren't wanted. It's proof that … 12/08/2014 on Anita Sarkeesian is doing... +1
#61 - Picture 12/06/2014 on Breaking up with Boo 0
#171 - That doesn't really hold up. So far, the only things I've seen… 12/06/2014 on Beer Bong Approved by Snoop... 0
#45 - Budgie smuggler.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on I will call it that now +2
User avatar #49 - lonelybaloney (12/04/2014) [-]
WHAT
#419 - I disagree with everything you say, but okay. 12/03/2014 on Awesome Girlfriends 0
#411 - Just because you admit you're an asshole, it doesn't diffuse t… 12/03/2014 on Awesome Girlfriends 0
#409 - Yes. Yes you are. 12/03/2014 on Awesome Girlfriends 0
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#69 - insaneiare (07/10/2013) [-]
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#67 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Just so you know, some autistic brony fag rolled you and they're calling you a ****** .

I'm sorry bro. But we can't handle these autists.
User avatar #70 to #67 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
why you think he cares at all faggot?
User avatar #66 - newbrony (07/10/2013) [-]
HEY HEY HEY



YOU'RE A ****** !
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#59 - kingarther (04/16/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #60 to #59 - viscerys (04/16/2013) [-]
Whaddap.
User avatar #57 - thatrussianhoe (01/14/2013) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #58 to #57 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
Good day to you.
User avatar #56 - kingarther (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #54 - pedobearandson (01/10/2013) [-]
kinda sad to see the whole world by us thing didn't take off, did you try it anywhere else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - viscerys (01/10/2013) [-]
Tried it on Reddit and on another World-Building RPG Site. It didn't take of there either, sadly.
User avatar #37 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
nono, I' meant i would give one for free, but thank though :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Huh? Did I mess up a trade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh, crap. I sent you a torso... Facepalm... Could you trade a pair of legs for it? Pwease?
User avatar #18 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I think kim jong might have turned off Items and tradeing to **** around with them
User avatar #19 to #18 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, Items haven't been showing up in a while.
#20 to #19 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
In short. As far as I can tell: We've all been:
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#21 to #20 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I get my life back for awhile
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! I was clicking random and my post came up!
#23 to #22 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
cool, I wonder how often that happens
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Sarcasm?
User avatar #13 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Bored. Trying to figure out FLStudio. MY BRAAAAIN!
User avatar #16 to #15 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
FAHK! My headset just died. I MUST CHARGE IT!!!
#17 to #16 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
It hungers
It hungers
#11 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
Here is your first pony image
Here is your first pony image
User avatar #12 to #11 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! Rarity!
User avatar #4 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I do, why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! VeloSIRaptor!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen my Items yet
User avatar #9 to #6 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
************ ! YOU DON'T GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER ******* VELOSIRAPTOR!!!


I apologise...
#3 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
watch this for a while
watch this for a while
User avatar #7 to #3 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
What in the actual **** is that!?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
applejack trying to get cupcakes off Pinkie
User avatar #10 to #8 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
*shudders*
#1 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I took your Profile Virginity
I took your Profile Virginity
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