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Video Games Played: Halo, Battlefield, Skyrim, Oblivion, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, Metro 2033, S.T.A.L.K.E.R Call of Pripyat
Date Signed Up:9/18/2012
Last Login:7/12/2014
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#208205 - Woo! Time to partaaay! 04/06/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#29 - I was just commenting on how cool it looked. 04/06/2014 on gamer kitty +1
#72 - I've noticed that Ken's newer stuff kinda lacks the same energ… 04/06/2014 on I hate these blurred limes 0
#16 - Those two gifs sync'd up perfectly.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on gamer kitty +1
User avatar #17 - fitemeirlbro (04/06/2014) [-]
well they are the same gif just one has my brand on it
User avatar #29 - viscerys (04/06/2014) [-]
I was just commenting on how cool it looked.
#46 - Weird gifs are the best. 04/06/2014 on PC Gaming in a Nutshell +6
#111 - Install a game from a disc "This game gave the comput… 04/06/2014 on Prepare to Rage 0
#44 - Hmmm...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on PC Gaming in a Nutshell +1
#45 - kanatana (04/06/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled image** Jesus Christ, that is creepy.
#46 - viscerys (04/06/2014) [-]
Weird gifs are the best.
#42 - Yeah, the XKCD one. I reckon a slightly overweight male wearin…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/06/2014 on PC Gaming in a Nutshell 0
#43 - kanatana (04/06/2014) [-]
Oh, I don't know about that...
#44 - viscerys (04/06/2014) [-]
Hmmm...
#45 - kanatana (04/06/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled image** Jesus Christ, that is creepy.
#46 - viscerys (04/06/2014) [-]
Weird gifs are the best.
#55 - I made admin say that. :3 04/06/2014 on . 0
#39 - I want that t-shirt.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/06/2014 on PC Gaming in a Nutshell 0
User avatar #41 - kanatana (04/06/2014) [-]
Questionablecontent.net, btw
User avatar #40 - kanatana (04/06/2014) [-]
The XKCD one? Sorry, I don't know if it was ever made from the site. You can check, though.
User avatar #42 - viscerys (04/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, the XKCD one. I reckon a slightly overweight male wearing the pink one would be somewhat frowned upon.
#43 - kanatana (04/06/2014) [-]
Oh, I don't know about that...
#44 - viscerys (04/06/2014) [-]
Hmmm...
#45 - kanatana (04/06/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled image** Jesus Christ, that is creepy.
#46 - viscerys (04/06/2014) [-]
Weird gifs are the best.
#61 - You should have hidden more euphamisms behind the spoiler. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on 123 +3
User avatar #109 - agrofenlas (04/06/2014) [-]
But people should actually use them, so I left them out in the open. Like I normally do in public.

Here is a bigger list.
21st digit, lolipop, one eyed snake, worm, trouser monster, albino cave monster, ba-donka-donk, butter blaster, battering ram, light switch, Lamp pole, bell rope, candy cane, pink cigar, miniature cyclops, ding-a-ling, ice cream stick, docking tube, and my favorite: earthworm Jim
#160 - Not where I live, sadly. 04/06/2014 on Thin Privilege! 0
#55 - If it was going to be delicious, and I drop it, I'm gonna pick…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Dropping food on the floor +2
#65 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
What if its a really creamy food and dust sticks all over the cream?
User avatar #95 - lapsushominum (04/06/2014) [-]
You hope it landed creamy side up, and if it didn't... god help you.
#91 - sethja (04/06/2014) [-]
#63 - I think I saw that before. It's body paint, I believe.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Hip piercing 0
User avatar #133 - rmoran (04/06/2014) [-]
No it's not.
Google "corset piercing".
User avatar #134 - viscerys (04/06/2014) [-]
Shit. Why the fuck would people do that to themselves?
User avatar #71 - thetunnelsnakes (04/06/2014) [-]
It's sick at the same time, and it looks painful as shit either way
#28 - God damn. 04/06/2014 on iCarly +10
#104 - What angers me most about that is how the **** do…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Thin Privilege! +3
#159 - anonymous (04/06/2014) [-]
its great you're excercising, really. I'm proud of you.
but most clothes are for slightly wider dudes, not slightly thinner dudes.
User avatar #160 - viscerys (04/06/2014) [-]
Not where I live, sadly.
#174 - If the fight started from the position of the picture, elite c… 04/06/2014 on Predators 0
#80 - I got that game on PS3 like three days ago and have loved ever… 04/06/2014 on must resist urge to smack... -1
#160 - The elite would kick his ass. His swords are hyper-powerful li…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Predators 0
User avatar #173 - huntergriff (04/06/2014) [-]
actually, the predator would either blast the elite in the face with it's plasma caster, or activate its self destruct thing.
User avatar #174 - viscerys (04/06/2014) [-]
If the fight started from the position of the picture, elite could swing his sword twice and win. It would come down to who makes the least mistakes if it were from a distance.
#21 - That's awful. I'd hate that.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2014 on K.O. 0
#22 - waterjug (04/04/2014) [-]
like this is just a thing ive noticed, idk if it's 100 percent true but i haven't seen anything that breaks up the pattern.

if youre "popular" you get a lesser punishment, but if you're "weird" or not popular you get a greater punishment

i believe this pattern occurs because the administration doesn't want all the cool kids that everyone listens to, to talk bad about them and spread a bad image
#30 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [-]
Here in Canada you get a slap on the wrist and a suspension a kid picked on me once calling me ugly in a sense and I just had enough so I threw him into the wall and started punching him in the face and gave him a black eye told the teachers what happened and they kinda agreed it was his fault. They didn't really know what to do though since a fight had not happened for a LONG time so they had to call the school board to see what they had to do. Remember guys sometimes you just gotta punch a mother fucker.

-Demonslay999 (since I'm not signed in)
#19 - Jeez. If you get in a fight in Ireland, not a whole lot happen…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/04/2014 on K.O. 0
#20 - waterjug (04/04/2014) [-]
in america, school rules and punishments are crazy
User avatar #21 - viscerys (04/04/2014) [-]
That's awful. I'd hate that.
#22 - waterjug (04/04/2014) [-]
like this is just a thing ive noticed, idk if it's 100 percent true but i haven't seen anything that breaks up the pattern.

if youre "popular" you get a lesser punishment, but if you're "weird" or not popular you get a greater punishment

i believe this pattern occurs because the administration doesn't want all the cool kids that everyone listens to, to talk bad about them and spread a bad image
#30 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [-]
Here in Canada you get a slap on the wrist and a suspension a kid picked on me once calling me ugly in a sense and I just had enough so I threw him into the wall and started punching him in the face and gave him a black eye told the teachers what happened and they kinda agreed it was his fault. They didn't really know what to do though since a fight had not happened for a LONG time so they had to call the school board to see what they had to do. Remember guys sometimes you just gotta punch a mother fucker.

-Demonslay999 (since I'm not signed in)
#17 - More like rough 'n' tumble badasses.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/04/2014 on K.O. +1
#18 - waterjug (04/04/2014) [-]
lol in america if you get in a fight at school you're pretty much viewed as being a potential terrorist
#37 - qwadah (04/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - viscerys (04/04/2014) [-]
Jeez. If you get in a fight in Ireland, not a whole lot happens. You're told not to do it again, and maybe suspended from school for a couple days.
#20 - waterjug (04/04/2014) [-]
in america, school rules and punishments are crazy
User avatar #21 - viscerys (04/04/2014) [-]
That's awful. I'd hate that.
#22 - waterjug (04/04/2014) [-]
like this is just a thing ive noticed, idk if it's 100 percent true but i haven't seen anything that breaks up the pattern.

if youre "popular" you get a lesser punishment, but if you're "weird" or not popular you get a greater punishment

i believe this pattern occurs because the administration doesn't want all the cool kids that everyone listens to, to talk bad about them and spread a bad image
#30 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [-]
Here in Canada you get a slap on the wrist and a suspension a kid picked on me once calling me ugly in a sense and I just had enough so I threw him into the wall and started punching him in the face and gave him a black eye told the teachers what happened and they kinda agreed it was his fault. They didn't really know what to do though since a fight had not happened for a LONG time so they had to call the school board to see what they had to do. Remember guys sometimes you just gotta punch a mother fucker.

-Demonslay999 (since I'm not signed in)
#14 - I watched an interview about it, and the kid that got smashed …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/04/2014 on K.O. +1
#16 - waterjug (04/04/2014) [-]
like white trash?
User avatar #17 - viscerys (04/04/2014) [-]
More like rough 'n' tumble badasses.
#18 - waterjug (04/04/2014) [-]
lol in america if you get in a fight at school you're pretty much viewed as being a potential terrorist
#37 - qwadah (04/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - viscerys (04/04/2014) [-]
Jeez. If you get in a fight in Ireland, not a whole lot happens. You're told not to do it again, and maybe suspended from school for a couple days.
#20 - waterjug (04/04/2014) [-]
in america, school rules and punishments are crazy
User avatar #21 - viscerys (04/04/2014) [-]
That's awful. I'd hate that.
#22 - waterjug (04/04/2014) [-]
like this is just a thing ive noticed, idk if it's 100 percent true but i haven't seen anything that breaks up the pattern.

if youre "popular" you get a lesser punishment, but if you're "weird" or not popular you get a greater punishment

i believe this pattern occurs because the administration doesn't want all the cool kids that everyone listens to, to talk bad about them and spread a bad image
#30 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [-]
Here in Canada you get a slap on the wrist and a suspension a kid picked on me once calling me ugly in a sense and I just had enough so I threw him into the wall and started punching him in the face and gave him a black eye told the teachers what happened and they kinda agreed it was his fault. They didn't really know what to do though since a fight had not happened for a LONG time so they had to call the school board to see what they had to do. Remember guys sometimes you just gotta punch a mother fucker.

-Demonslay999 (since I'm not signed in)
#12 - What annoys me about the incident, is not only that the media …  [+] (11 new replies) 04/04/2014 on K.O. 0
#13 - waterjug (04/04/2014) [-]
i googled it when i posted this comment, and it turns out the kid was 13 and the guy was 16
User avatar #14 - viscerys (04/04/2014) [-]
I watched an interview about it, and the kid that got smashed said that the larger kid was picking on him, when the video blatantly shows him picking on the larger kid, and being egged on by his friends. Also, watching the inteview, I learned that both of them have dads that look like they'd lived underground for ten years.
#16 - waterjug (04/04/2014) [-]
like white trash?
User avatar #17 - viscerys (04/04/2014) [-]
More like rough 'n' tumble badasses.
#18 - waterjug (04/04/2014) [-]
lol in america if you get in a fight at school you're pretty much viewed as being a potential terrorist
#37 - qwadah (04/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - viscerys (04/04/2014) [-]
Jeez. If you get in a fight in Ireland, not a whole lot happens. You're told not to do it again, and maybe suspended from school for a couple days.
#20 - waterjug (04/04/2014) [-]
in america, school rules and punishments are crazy
User avatar #21 - viscerys (04/04/2014) [-]
That's awful. I'd hate that.
#22 - waterjug (04/04/2014) [-]
like this is just a thing ive noticed, idk if it's 100 percent true but i haven't seen anything that breaks up the pattern.

if youre "popular" you get a lesser punishment, but if you're "weird" or not popular you get a greater punishment

i believe this pattern occurs because the administration doesn't want all the cool kids that everyone listens to, to talk bad about them and spread a bad image
#30 - anonymous (04/04/2014) [-]
Here in Canada you get a slap on the wrist and a suspension a kid picked on me once calling me ugly in a sense and I just had enough so I threw him into the wall and started punching him in the face and gave him a black eye told the teachers what happened and they kinda agreed it was his fault. They didn't really know what to do though since a fight had not happened for a LONG time so they had to call the school board to see what they had to do. Remember guys sometimes you just gotta punch a mother fucker.

-Demonslay999 (since I'm not signed in)
#43 - Regular Show is awesome.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2014 on saddest thing +5
User avatar #58 - Metallicock (04/04/2014) [-]
It gives me hope for CN
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#69 - insaneiare (07/10/2013) [-]
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#67 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Just so you know, some autistic brony fag rolled you and they're calling you a ****** .

I'm sorry bro. But we can't handle these autists.
User avatar #70 to #67 - revengeforfreeze (11/03/2013) [-]
why you think he cares at all ****** ?
User avatar #66 - newbrony (07/10/2013) [-]
HEY HEY HEY



YOU'RE A ****** !
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#59 - kingarther (04/16/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #60 to #59 - viscerys (04/16/2013) [-]
Whaddap.
User avatar #57 - thatrussianhoe (01/14/2013) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #58 to #57 - viscerys (01/14/2013) [-]
Good day to you.
User avatar #56 - kingarther (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes please
User avatar #54 - pedobearandson (01/10/2013) [-]
kinda sad to see the whole world by us thing didn't take off, did you try it anywhere else?
User avatar #55 to #54 - viscerys (01/10/2013) [-]
Tried it on Reddit and on another World-Building RPG Site. It didn't take of there either, sadly.
User avatar #37 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
nono, I' meant i would give one for free, but thank though :3
User avatar #38 to #37 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Huh? Did I mess up a trade?
User avatar #39 to #38 - reican (12/26/2012) [-]
I guess :P
User avatar #40 to #39 - viscerys (12/26/2012) [-]
Oh, crap. I sent you a torso... Facepalm... Could you trade a pair of legs for it? Pwease?
User avatar #18 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I think kim jong might have turned off Items and tradeing to **** around with them
User avatar #19 to #18 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, Items haven't been showing up in a while.
#20 to #19 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
In short. As far as I can tell: We've all been:
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#21 to #20 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Well I get my life back for awhile
User avatar #22 to #21 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Yay! I was clicking random and my post came up!
#23 to #22 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
cool, I wonder how often that happens
User avatar #24 to #23 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Sarcasm?
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#25 to #24 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
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#26 to #25 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
No reason. Nobody's ever that nice. Anyway!
No reason. Nobody's ever that nice. Anyway!
#27 to #26 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I suppose anyway how you doing
I suppose anyway how you doing
User avatar #28 to #27 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Not bad, not bad. I drank like, eight cans of Coke, because I was ******* tired, and now I regret it.
#30 to #29 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm just kind of giving you pictures here
User avatar #31 to #30 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Thanks?
User avatar #32 to #31 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
That one still Annoys me
Yes, I want to know what Rarity keeps under her bed, Is it dildos?
User avatar #35 to #34 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
That's ******* awesome.
#36 to #35 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
I know right
User avatar #13 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
Sup
User avatar #14 to #13 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
Bored. Trying to figure out FLStudio. MY BRAAAAIN!
User avatar #16 to #15 - viscerys (09/19/2012) [-]
FAHK! My headset just died. I MUST CHARGE IT!!!
#17 to #16 - kingarther (09/19/2012) [-]
It hungers
It hungers
#11 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
Here is your first pony image
Here is your first pony image
User avatar #12 to #11 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! Rarity!
User avatar #4 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I do, why?
User avatar #5 to #4 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
Woo! VeloSIRaptor!
User avatar #6 to #5 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
have you seen my Items yet
User avatar #9 to #6 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
************ ! YOU DON'T GOT A GOD DAMN MOTHER ******* VELOSIRAPTOR!!!


I apologise...
#3 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
watch this for a while
watch this for a while
User avatar #7 to #3 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
What in the actual **** is that!?
User avatar #8 to #7 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
applejack trying to get cupcakes off Pinkie
User avatar #10 to #8 - viscerys (09/18/2012) [-]
*shudders*
#1 - kingarther (09/18/2012) [-]
I took your Profile Virginity
I took your Profile Virginity
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